Plot twist: She doesn't have amnesia, her mind was just fuzzy when the doctor visited because she's been asleep for days. They're both stalkers and she knows it.
Me: *wakes up and hears these two arguing.* Also Me: *recites the first meme that comes to mind* “Stop it! Love each other!” Aight I’ll take me leave now XD
*them arguing who is my boyfriend* Me asking myself what should I do: A. Tell them if one of them bring my emotional support cat, they are my official boyfriend B. Tell them to leave and threaten them to call the police C. Cry ( cause I get stressed and pressured ) D. Go back to sleep and pray for another coma to avoid drama
Well...the guy on the right gets points for wearing a mask during a global pandemic. As someone who literally can't tell if someone is lying or not though...these two are totally not being fair. Maybe they should say what nickname I called them or something that only they'd know. I'm paranoid enough to have somewhat of a contingency plan for something like this.
Why is our heart monitor so normal like this is normal for us, also plot twist: polyamorous relationship and both their stories are true (except the other one being the stalker stories) also comedic relief ending plot twist: they both have amnesia to forget eachother
Plot twist : listener is a bl lover. Her ultimate plan A is to get these two in a relationship and plan B is getting in a poly relationship with both of them 😂
At first I thought hunter was the actual bf but then he made the marriage certificate comment so I think that their both stalkers and mason is just really bad at lying
Me sitting there, listening to these two bicker like children: 😶 "sign this marriage certificate! ^^" Me: I need one from both of you- *them continuing their argument* Me, sitting there with disappointment radiating off me: I'm going to sleep-
The second I'd see 2 guys fighting after sleeping for a couple days straight, it's right back to sleeping cus ion care if I just woke up I don't wanna be apart of that 💀
03:10 Why does he know the exact models of the cameras? 😀 [M] 06:10 AYOO 😭 08:50 "our healthy, normal relationship without stalking" why so specific? 😀 [M] 09:51 A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? CALM DOWN [H] 10:38 why did he get so nervous? 😭 Suspiciously nervous [M] Due to the fact that there are more suspicious parts about Mason, imma go with Hunter 🕳👩🏽🦯
Oh my- If I was in the hospital bed and these 2 started arguing instead of worrying about me, I would most likely throw my pillow at them and call the police
My first impression is Mason is the stranger and Hunter is a possessive (Yandere) boyfriend. This is a very interesting idea. I love to listen to characters debate and argue this way 'cause one of my hobbies is human psychology. I would read the heck out of this, if it were a series. Feels like a manga or graphic novel just waiting to happen.
The listener: Omg shut up! You guys are giving me a headache! Doctor! Doctor! They are giving me headache like darling sweetheart stalker mason hunter like uh! So confusing I bet there are not even my boyfriend! Their probably hiding my real boyfriend in their basement! But if they wanna put some drama in bring me pop corn!
Plot twist: She dated both of them but recognized that there both crazy and broke up with both of them. They probably got into a fight and she got caught in the middle and/or overdosed her on pills and boom amnesia now! Some of the evidence is real some isn’t but she actually has a real boyfriend that is more crazy!
imagine if we got reincarnated into the body and see these two, after seeing the pics i would just say "I look like an average person, why fight over me?"
I’m literally eating while listening to this. Imagining I’m just blankly stare at them while slurping my soupy noodles. (°▽°) Welp, time to find a new boyfriend then. See, it’s fair, not choosing any of you two 😃
Yandere Boyfriend number 1 sounds like Hongjoong fighting to win Daehyung Yandere Boyfriend number 2 sounds like Seonghwa tries to win Daehyung's heart
This is gold. My goodness i don't remember when i laughed this hard 😂 oh this is perfect. The one upers and not at all subtle attempt to get the listeners love, not to mention the fire clapbacks
Plot twist: she did a deal with the doctor to say she has amnesia because she's in a secret relationship with the doc and she knows they're stalking her so she can call the police (i know some things may not be written right but I'm sorry English isn't my mother language)
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Me laying in a hospital bed like: are these two really fighting rn- **gets comfy and goes back to sleep while they argue**
I literally click on the video and two seconds I see on the video I see this comment 😂
I think they made me lose the rest of my brain cells 🥲
True ngl lol😂
Wait really? LOLLL
Do u think th@ if they argued long enough n focus on each other long enough 2 either go bk 2 sleep or sneak out of there.
Our real bf standing at the doorway watching them: 👁️👄👁️
Fr 😭
😂I am in the middel of the ASMR lol thank you but imagine tho 😂😂😂
😂I am in the middel of the ASMR lol thank you but imagine tho 😂😂😂
😂
LMAO FR
“The only date he’s ever gotten has been in court” I’M CRINKLING 💀💀
Crinkling? >o
So the "The only thing she gave you was a restraining order" 💀💀💀
Dialogue gold
Plot twist: She doesn't have amnesia, her mind was just fuzzy when the doctor visited because she's been asleep for days. They're both stalkers and she knows it.
Me after reading this comment: 😰😰😰
Ooh👀
Well it can be a guy too or nonbinary or what not
@@pinkcookies2512 yep, the fact that the creator liked makes me even more nervous, almost like “yeeeaaaahhhh this plot maaaaay be real”
Hm could be a possibility
Me at first: “Ladies, ladies, calm down. 😃”
They're enough of me for both of you 🙄
PLEASE I CAN'T IT'S TOO FUNNY 🤣
Did you just-
More like “lady’s your both beautiful no stop fighting now”
"Love each other!!"
"The only date he has ever gotten was to court"
Okay that was funny. You're my bf now
Plot Twist: He/She fell in love to the doctor
"Uhh I chose neither the doctor is hotter any way lol bye 🤣"
second plot twist: the doctor is yandere too 🤣
AH-no that would actually would depend but if the doctors fine as hell i would fall 😍
me, a they/he: aw dang **phases out of existence**
🤣🤣🤣
Me: *wakes up and hears these two arguing.*
Also Me: *recites the first meme that comes to mind* “Stop it! Love each other!”
Aight I’ll take me leave now XD
Lmao!
"MEOWWWW HISSSSSSS MEOW *SMACK* HISSSSS"
lol kinda reminds me of a saying "The more you hate, the more you Love" XD
Haha!
The one that came to my mind was more of a "Stop it, get some help" vibe😂😂
Me: *wakes up*
Them: *arguing over who’s my boyfriend*
Me: Aight, nice meeting you two, but jokes on you I’m gay, and going back to sleep.
Also me: *screaming* DOCTOR! THERE’S TWO CRAZY PEOPLE HARASSING ME! GET THEM OUT OF HERE!
Hell yeah I'm going back to my imaginary gf so babaye
*WHEEZES* 🤣
The funny thing is I am gay😅😅
Imagine waking up and seeing two boys fighting over you, and not understand wth is going on, but decide to play along
It’s especially funny when you’re a lesbian
EXACTLY LMFAO
@PinkLavender-sz9fn yes😂😂
*them arguing who is my boyfriend*
Me asking myself what should I do:
A. Tell them if one of them bring my emotional support cat, they are my official boyfriend
B. Tell them to leave and threaten them to call the police
C. Cry ( cause I get stressed and pressured )
D. Go back to sleep and pray for another coma to avoid drama
I choose A & D
Lol 😆 you get a cat, then you officially have a boyfriend. And then you just go back to sleep
Yea A and D
They'll probably both bring identical cats
C then A. In that order.
D AND ONLY D
“We shot a deer, remember?”
“Ashamed that’s the only thing that was shot.”
“Well, I also *shot* some more pictures.”
Absolutely fucking hilarious
Ikr 😭😊
Fr
A RESTRAINING ORDER-
IKR
Ikr😂 but not just that the whole entire time their fighting with their 'puns' ig thats what u call it
Nah they’re both stalkers! I’m a single Pringle for life 😌
the banter between these two is actually funny 😭
Yknow if two hot guys started fighting over me like this, I might for the first time ever consider being poly
“Well, I also *shot* some more pictures.” I would've laughed my ass off right in front of their faces- let me get some popcorn 😭🍿
im sorry waking up to 2 men fighting i would go right back to sleep LOL
I did literally I just got up and I went back to bed
i relate, but i wouldnt be able to. half my brains like “im so fuckin tired” but the other half’s like “stfu i wanna hear this”
I would like that
um mom pick me up I'm scared there's 2 guys fighting over me ..TwT
Well...the guy on the right gets points for wearing a mask during a global pandemic. As someone who literally can't tell if someone is lying or not though...these two are totally not being fair. Maybe they should say what nickname I called them or something that only they'd know. I'm paranoid enough to have somewhat of a contingency plan for something like this.
Haha 69 likes
@@idkwhatimdoing.. ruined it
@@Sappy_Tea how dare you 😭
@@idkwhatimdoing.. now people have liked it up to 100
haha169
imagine waking up and having amnesia and already getting in a tight situation
Everyone: Can you tell which one is the stalker?
Me: Can you tell which of us is Hikaru?!
(Yes. I'm aware how sad I am.)
This one is Hikaru and that one is Kaoru
@@sleepy_clauuu Lol I think u were supposed to say “It’s hard to say… They’re identical!”
@@sleepy_clauuu But thank you Haruhi 🙏🏽✨
NAH BRO THIS WAS MAD FUNNY AND I DONT KNOW WHY😭😭
Oh no that was not sad, that was hilarious.
Ngl I’d probably start sobbing 💀
lol same
B-but why?!
Why is our heart monitor so normal like this is normal for us, also plot twist: polyamorous relationship and both their stories are true (except the other one being the stalker stories) also comedic relief ending plot twist: they both have amnesia to forget eachother
Plot twist: neither are your boyfriend and both are your stalkers because you actually date women and have a girlfriend in the next town over
*Wakes up to being "fought over"*
"Bitch, I could care less who takes me, get me some fucking water. I can't breathe."
Plot twist : listener is a bl lover. Her ultimate plan A is to get these two in a relationship and plan B is getting in a poly relationship with both of them 😂
Imagine just waking up after days and the first thing you hear is two guys roasting each other over you.....I love it.
Loved it ☺️
Also hunter:I’m a freak in the good way
Me: 👀 👁🫦👁 👁👄👁
➖🫦➖
👉
i was like: 😳😑😏
Ummmm💅💅💅
Hunter: Sweetheart I know Mason is stressing you out...
Me: You're both stressing me out😪
Lmao this could be fixed with a trip to the police department to find which one has a restraining order.
YESSS
I bet they both do
@@Lizzy3D on god
Me in the hospital bed listening to them argue and then saying a Megamind reference “Ugh girls, girls your both pretty. Can I go home now?”
At first I thought hunter was the actual bf but then he made the marriage certificate comment so I think that their both stalkers and mason is just really bad at lying
Me sitting there, listening to these two bicker like children: 😶
"sign this marriage certificate! ^^"
Me: I need one from both of you-
*them continuing their argument*
Me, sitting there with disappointment radiating off me: I'm going to sleep-
Imagine waking up and your first thought is ‘Man, I have a weird type.’
Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay fall out 👸🏽
SLAYYY
Slay soul sister slay my sister mister 😫
The second I'd see 2 guys fighting after sleeping for a couple days straight, it's right back to sleeping cus ion care if I just woke up I don't wanna be apart of that 💀
03:10 Why does he know the exact models of the cameras? 😀 [M]
06:10 AYOO 😭
08:50 "our healthy, normal relationship without stalking" why so specific? 😀 [M]
09:51 A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? CALM DOWN [H]
10:38 why did he get so nervous? 😭 Suspiciously nervous [M]
Due to the fact that there are more suspicious parts about Mason, imma go with Hunter 🕳👩🏽🦯
Exactly what I thought when I listened to this❤
Oh my- If I was in the hospital bed and these 2 started arguing instead of worrying about me, I would most likely throw my pillow at them and call the police
My first impression is Mason is the stranger and Hunter is a possessive (Yandere) boyfriend. This is a very interesting idea. I love to listen to characters debate and argue this way 'cause one of my hobbies is human psychology. I would read the heck out of this, if it were a series. Feels like a manga or graphic novel just waiting to happen.
My pov: Oh boi here we go again -
Them: arguing over me
Me: awkwardly silence
Me: go back sleep
(Also the shirt is reminds me of ying and yang)
The listener: Omg shut up! You guys are giving me a headache! Doctor! Doctor! They are giving me headache like darling sweetheart stalker mason hunter like uh! So confusing I bet there are not even my boyfriend! Their probably hiding my real boyfriend in their basement!
But if they wanna put some drama in bring me pop corn!
The love letter NOW I NO YOU LYING I WOULD NEVER BE SO BOLD
WHO’S HUNTER AND WHO’S MASON?!
I DONT KNOW!!😭
I think the left one is Mason and the right one hunter but I'm not sure
I thought I was the other way around (I have headphones and there's directional sound)
No fr tho
Damn, I woke up only to be thrown in the middle of a roasting! Nuuuurse, I need some popcorn stat!
While they're roasting each other I'm just laying in my bed trying to figure out which one is my real bf.
i like to imagine Y/N in the hospital bed with the two guys standing over her with her head all bandaged and her face is like: 🤕
Me just woke up from a coma be like:bruh im not dealing with this shit"goes back to sleep wake me up when their done"
Not me saying:
"You two should be the couple, ima go back to sleep"
holy shit i can’t believe i have two (2) boyfriends now
*Listener in the hospital*
Me: sensing they might be there because of Hunter and Mason
“Mom can you pick me up I’m scared. Amused but scared.”
Them talking
Me: "can I have them both?" (polyamorous smile)
I HEARD KNEESIA 0:29 😨
...
DOCTOOOR HELPPP-
Id be slamming the nurse call button so much. Conflict is intimidating
Them: *fighting*
Me: "uhm"
My girlfriend: *standing by door* "👁👄👁"
Me: *is actually more lesbian than straight* "I want my love🥺"
NAHH HUNTER 😭😭😭 "the only thing perfect for you is a jail cell" MY JAW IS ON THE FLOORR
them: fighting.
Guy 1: let's take a sample of your handwriting darling :) *continues to pull out a marriage contract*
Them always calling me darling
"Bro why aren't you calling me by my name?"
Them👁👄👁
OMG I LOVE THIS CONCEPT
*Hah jokes on you i dont have a boyfriend* 😭
Okay but why choose one if we can get both 🙂
😂😂 so true
Imagine you were cheating on both of them and you know it but you decide to just be quiet and watch them like oop oh no 😭🤭
Plot twist: She dated both of them but recognized that there both crazy and broke up with both of them. They probably got into a fight and she got caught in the middle and/or overdosed her on pills and boom amnesia now! Some of the evidence is real some isn’t but she actually has a real boyfriend that is more crazy!
"Mason doesn't love you because he needs to learn about TRUST"
lol u both need to learn abt personal space/
“Hunter mcstalker” 💀
Bro got roasted so much he went on McDonald’s menu
OMFG BAHAHAH
THE TEA 💀
The last part reminds me of the pick me auto “Pick me, Choose me, Love me.”💀
I like to imagine that we're dating both of them but neither of them know that yet
Plot twist, they are each other's boyfriend and while you were on a coma, they planed a prank for you in case you've amnesia
Remember me 🪕
Though I have to travel far🎼
Remember meeeee🎵
Each time you hear a sad guitar 🎸 😞
Just know that I'm with you 🤷🏽♀️
The only way that I can be 😔
Until you're in my arms again 🙌🏾
Remember me 🤸🏾♀️
Me who doesn't even have a boyfriend: 👁️👄👁️🍿🤏
*Them fighting*
Me: 👀 Sorry boys but...Im taken already by anime boys heh-
Is it just me or is anyone concerned that listener does not care cause they be saying all this stalking stuff and they just be calm about it💀💀💀
Me: *sees two guys arguing*
Me: "no." *goes back to sleep*
imagine if we got reincarnated into the body and see these two, after seeing the pics i would just say "I look like an average person, why fight over me?"
*Them Arguing*
Me: Can I go home now 😀
Me : yeah I am getting back to sleep-
I wanna hear a part two where we mess with them and say I can’t decide and adventually get both as survents/lovers
I’m aware of how messed up I am
Hi i'm early hope everyone is doing good
THE WHOLE TIME THEY WERE PUTTING EACHOTHER DOWN, I KEPT LAUGHING SM.
NAURR CUZ THE WAY I WOULD JUST SAY THIS IN THE BG OF THEIR FIGHTING:
"I just woke up. I'm going back to sleep."
Me: uh but I’m blind so I can’t see…
Love this, looks like you earn a new sub 😁
Oh hell nah you didn’t shoot I deer. I would never shoot a fucking deer hunter is definitely my boyfriend because I would never shoot a deer.
Pov: listener doesn't even have a bf
Boys :pick me. Me : boys I'm too sick to care. I guess I picked both of you I am way too sick I'm in the hospital I don't care.
If listener has a restraining order on one of them the offender wouldnt be allowed in the hospital room XD
me in hospital bed: can u shut up and go make out in the corner or sum? im going back to bed
I need more of this, this sounds wonderful.
Okay, I'm so into this scenario. I'd be laughing my ass off while the two of them argue 😩
Omfg these arguments are actually so great ngl😂😂😂
I’m literally eating while listening to this.
Imagining I’m just blankly stare at them while slurping my soupy noodles. (°▽°)
Welp, time to find a new boyfriend then.
See, it’s fair, not choosing any of you two 😃
My first crush was named mason 🤣
Both of My nephews are called Mason and hunter 💀
@@-YoriichisHuband- so what year was your cousin born
@@trinityharmon5107 *nephews and one is 16 and the other is 4
@@-YoriichisHuband- ok I think my ex crush is about 19 or 20
Yandere Boyfriend number 1 sounds like Hongjoong fighting to win Daehyung
Yandere Boyfriend number 2 sounds like Seonghwa tries to win Daehyung's heart
Me rn: Aight, so, I Like Hunter better so- Mason you can leave now bc you creep me out 😃👍🏼 *I sit back and observe*
This is gold. My goodness i don't remember when i laughed this hard 😂 oh this is perfect. The one upers and not at all subtle attempt to get the listeners love, not to mention the fire clapbacks
Plot twist: she did a deal with the doctor to say she has amnesia because she's in a secret relationship with the doc and she knows they're stalking her so she can call the police (i know some things may not be written right but I'm sorry English isn't my mother language)
*is cranky from waking up from a coma and listening to them argue* Boys; shhh!! I'm sleepy!! Though you arguing made me giggle.
Bro I have a short attention span
Those two be fighting while I'm probably just stressed think that I'm died and I'm in hell 👁️👄👁️
Them: fighting and roasting each other
Me: get me the popcorn this is better than any other movie 😭😭😭