Part 1 - Assassin Kills Your Abusive Husband [M4F] (Trigger Warning: Read Description) Roleplay

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  • TW: The start of this roleplay involves the listener being shouted at and threatened, and sounds of gunfire, which may cause distress to some viewers. Please do not watch if you think this may upset you.
    This ends at 02:24
    Background: www.pinterest....
    Character: www.pinterest....

ความคิดเห็น • 237

  • @knittedoll
    @knittedoll ปีที่แล้ว +258

    FIRST? PINNED? HII GREEN!!!

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ALMOST 1st 🤭

    • @knittedoll
      @knittedoll ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I was close🙁

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@knittedoll Dw u even beat me to my own video

    • @knittedoll
      @knittedoll ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 And I'll Always Will🤭

    • @bsperson1810
      @bsperson1810 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 hii um sorry to interrupt the thread, but i needed to say smth urgently-
      I think you should also add gunshots to the tw-

  • @NessaGrind06
    @NessaGrind06 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Us: scared of our husband
    Green: Kills him
    Us: Confused af
    Green: starts flirting

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Us: 😯😏

    • @toastisdead4133
      @toastisdead4133 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is it just me who like started having an attitude when he started flirting(sorta) when he said you probably don’t have any idea what going on I was like ‘Ofc I do I’m not dumb I’ve married that man 6 years as a trophy I know everything’

  • @Hannah_Alexander
    @Hannah_Alexander ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I fucking screamed when I heard his voice ✨Beautiful✨...
    The acting 😩😩😩chiefs kiss😘

  • @lily_omgg
    @lily_omgg ปีที่แล้ว +715

    green: *shoots our abusive husband and literally kills him*
    also green: *IMMEDIATELY STARTS FLIRTING*

  • @irishiz498
    @irishiz498 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Her husband reminds me of mine. ALL men like that meet the same end. My husband was 27 when he found his. I wish I had the guts to get away myself. None the less, someone gave me the same opening and I will FOREVER be great full to them for it.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I hope you are doing well, you deserve it

    • @keks3072
      @keks3072 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      so sorry you had to go through that. i really hope you're better now and i wish you all the best! stay strong

    • @irishiz498
      @irishiz498 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      THANK YOU both so much !!! It has been years but I just wanted to let EVERYONE know, should they EVER find themselves in an abusive relationship, they pretty much ALL met a "rough" end !!! Karma is a wicked bit@h and she swings back hard !!
      I am forever grateful to people like you though. It gives me hope that humanity is NOT as doomed as I assumed it was and hope for the future !!

    • @nostalgiclly8241
      @nostalgiclly8241 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you’re so strong!! im thrilled you found a way out, and i hope you’re doing better now

    • @irishiz498
      @irishiz498 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nostalgiclly8241 Thank you SO MUCH Luv !!!!

  • @Sophie_tmmr
    @Sophie_tmmr ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I enjoy using you for the meat you are."
    EXCUSEY ME!?!?!?
    IT'S GIVING SOME CANNIBALIS-

  • @TinglyTones
    @TinglyTones ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The originality in this acting is top-notch. This video deserves an Oscar award

  • @eviehappy
    @eviehappy ปีที่แล้ว +103

    2:23 is when the Shitty Husband™ dies and stops yelling, for anyone else who may want to watch but can't handle the noise. The only thing you will have missed in this time is a teensy lore drop; Agent Green is actually former Agent Green, and it's thought that he followed Listener home after they snuck out. That's all! Be safe, enjoy the comfort. 💙

  • @cloversun
    @cloversun ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The audio: *gunshots*
    Me: *looks out the window* is that fireworks outside?

    • @Thegenshingirl.4
      @Thegenshingirl.4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha literally same I was in the car and I thought it was fire works

    • @belle167
      @belle167 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg not related to this but my best friend was on call with me and there was a few big booms outside so I go “....ok that was either gunshots or fireworks either way I don’t like it” and I swear to god she just looked at me like “👁👄👁 how the fuck did you just say that so calmly?!” it was hilarious for me she probably didn’t find it as funny

    • @Franib3nny
      @Franib3nny 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 I love this comment!

  • @Mothgirlybestfriend
    @Mothgirlybestfriend ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Him:take your heels off
    Me the rest of the vid:👁👄👁
    👠👠

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Us: 👁️👄👁️
      🫳🏼
      👠👠

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tried making the hands hold the heels-

    • @Demi_Sukimata
      @Demi_Sukimata ปีที่แล้ว

      👁️👄👁️
      👠👠
      ✋🤚

  • @DragonFury4250
    @DragonFury4250 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I could hear the discomfort in your voice when you were playing the "husband" character. Must've been upsetting to insult listener like that. You did a good job! I loved the video very much!

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Thank you

    • @amberg4131
      @amberg4131 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aw it's the really good guys that can't even imagine being this way to a person they supposedly love or care for. That's adorable..
      I mean I get it, some people are better at method acting..
      But that just means you did truly dig into the method acting but that your too much of a good person to even fathom being like that. It's actually a good quality..

    • @emenefasossou3312
      @emenefasossou3312 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *hug* @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555

  • @virgobb_
    @virgobb_ ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Okay hear me out. WHAT IF the listener was the TRUE mastermind and the husband was just a pawn to lure out mr hitman to then kill him when he least expects it?
    Wouldn't that be a good twist?
    Anyway, great audio as always! The plot is different and I quite enjoyed it.
    Thank you Green 💚

    • @virgobb_
      @virgobb_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @gabrielle she could be just showing him a facade, making him think that's she's just a "weak and incapable" woman

    • @breahalexander1492
      @breahalexander1492 ปีที่แล้ว

      damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wow would love that

    • @K3NZG4CH4
      @K3NZG4CH4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!! THAT WOULD BE SUCH A CRAZY PLOT TWIST

    • @thejayst3r
      @thejayst3r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Would be a cool alternative ending, then we can have it both ways 😊

  • @thatgirlinredBky
    @thatgirlinredBky ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Such an enjoyable audio! Your acting is so good. I hope we get a part 2 of this story.
    You did amazing with this! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🍃💛

  • @Koconuut
    @Koconuut ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You know it’s actually kinda funny that the abusive husband sounds like a Russian army soldier.

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Green: I am a hitman.
    My brain: Ah, I was wondering when you’d get here Agent 47.

  • @Titus_Alexius
    @Titus_Alexius ปีที่แล้ว +134

    This was really good! I smiled so hard when Green killed the husband. The listener and the other wives aren't having to deal with his bs anymore.
    Amazing work! Make sure to take good care of yourself! 💚💚

  • @_lolz_vamusic53
    @_lolz_vamusic53 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You know the way that people have those voices that are just really calming and comforting?
    Found it.

  • @PsyrenSays
    @PsyrenSays ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Idk why but the husband reminds me of dr nefario from despicable me😂

  • @justagayundertalefan5762
    @justagayundertalefan5762 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Green: Do you know where he keeps his nuclear missiles?
    Me: *HIS WHA-* Wait.... He's gonna want to make the world go kablooey?! Noice. Glad he's dead tho lmao

  • @smollgothasmr3293
    @smollgothasmr3293 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    green: drink the water
    Me: nah you. you might have spiked it
    Green: Im sorry i spiked it with a sedative
    👀

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad to hear you have good survival instincts XD

    • @smollgothasmr3293
      @smollgothasmr3293 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I think my military father would be saddened if I didnt haha.
      Sadly canon me was too in shock to listen to normal me

    • @Vixenschuuring
      @Vixenschuuring ปีที่แล้ว

      At least you aren't stupid😂😂😂I would probably have fallen for it

  • @OreoSodaa
    @OreoSodaa ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "where were you?"
    "at UR mom's house EUEUEUEUE"

  • @justandepressedidiot
    @justandepressedidiot ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Hi Green! I'm here again :]
    And i'm glad to say that this was a lovely audio, like always, i loved the idea, and how you interpreted it. I could pay just for knowing this exists, but i'm afraid i have no words to describe this wonderful audio how it deserves it, how you deserve it.
    Love you and all your audios ♡

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm betting you will once again say no need to thank you, but too bad... thank you :)

    • @justandepressedidiot
      @justandepressedidiot ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 you dont even know my name and you alredy can guess what i'm gonna do next? How is that even possible? But i'm still gonna say it, there's no need to thank me, you deserve this and way more

  • @totosk
    @totosk ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am russian and those screams just killed me
    This is really meme sound and i just can't😭😭😭😭

    • @fezay8000
      @fezay8000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Я чуть не умерла со смеха, когда мои опасения подтвердились и акцент оказался действительно русским. Единственное аудио, с которого я смеялась в голос 1ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

  • @DemonicAngel12345
    @DemonicAngel12345 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Man, i really appreciate this today. After two fillings and my knee dislocating, getting to chill out and listen to your smooth, wonderful voice is just the best medicine. Wonderful work as always 🖤🖤

  • @FlynnSH
    @FlynnSH ปีที่แล้ว +13

    What a compassionate, kind assassin. Unexpected. And so talkative. I mean, I don't know many...well, any.... but he seems like a nice guy. Does he need a partner? I'm sure he can train me. ^^

  • @lina9535
    @lina9535 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *hears the russian lines over the telecom/intercom*
    Me: YEAHH!!! NOSTALGIA
    (also just me loving them being used in things, like "google blyat", still hilarious and so stupid 😂🤣)
    Husband: Agent Green
    My brain: *Mr Green commercial*

  • @robertamattos1688
    @robertamattos1688 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Damn, Green!
    This audio is incredible and your characters are on point!
    Btw, I want to wish you my belated happy birthday, dear. A tight hug for you and may your week be simply amazing. 🤗🎉

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you!!! And nope, its not my bday yet 🤭

    • @robertamattos1688
      @robertamattos1688 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 ohh God!! I'm Sorry!! I was confused if was last saturday. But i check the Q&A after. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@robertamattos1688 27th 😆

    • @robertamattos1688
      @robertamattos1688 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I wont forget anymore, sir! 🫡
      Have a good day, Green

    • @xxlaraa
      @xxlaraa ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 woah we have the same birthday!!

  • @cheesypan
    @cheesypan ปีที่แล้ว +18

    whenever i listen to stuff like this, i always try and imagine the VA is saying “he” or “they” instead of “she”. then, when i think im doing well, i hear “take your heels off” and then have to quickly reimagine everything, the only difference being that the listener that im imagining is wearing heels. 😂

  • @o..Moon_lover..o
    @o..Moon_lover..o ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Green: drink this water, your lips are dry
    Me, who just put on lip gloss: um you're wrong sir

  • @Lovely_Shadz
    @Lovely_Shadz ปีที่แล้ว +41

    thanks for the trigger warning
    still gonna watch and love your content always💜

  • @U1yana
    @U1yana ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:20 - я очень удивилась русской речи... он так смешно говорил)))

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you translate it? I need to know what he says XD

    • @U1yana
      @U1yana ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 "Enemies are approaching from the east! Enemies in the north! The enemy is from the northeast, northwest! They're attacking from the southeast! The enemy is in the southwest! The enemy is ahead!" Maybe it's not funny, but the intensity with which he said it.... I'm speaking from an interpreter! If something is wrong, it's not my fault ;)

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@U1yana Thank you sm XD

  • @DeathWishesXOXO
    @DeathWishesXOXO ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BRO THE SOUND HE MADE WHEN HE WAS SHOT 😭
    ITS TOO FUNNY

  • @Nightlightmight
    @Nightlightmight ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Amazing Audio as always Green 💕
    Stay hydrated 💚

  • @Womp_womp.to.you_
    @Womp_womp.to.you_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Woman" I thought this was m4a tho?- no problem tho.

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you for letting me know, was a mistake on my part.
      I'm sorry if that is why you clicked not he video 🥲

    • @Womp_womp.to.you_
      @Womp_womp.to.you_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nah all's well, I still listned to the video.

  • @apdofficer2104
    @apdofficer2104 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Because of 1, I can't unhear it... the husband and, or the henchmen, they kinda sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger ..
    APD APPROVED
    Fun fact: According to a Japanese study, looking at cute animal pictures can boost your focus.
    Until we meet again

  • @SnowFox-gv2rn
    @SnowFox-gv2rn ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was a really good audio!! You absolutely nailed the acting and sound effects at the beginning too!
    Out of curiosity, is this gonna be a series or is it just a singular audio? I’m happy either way, the ending just piqued my curiosity 😅

  • @kaijju2147
    @kaijju2147 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow you never fail to amaze me!

  • @RemyDarling
    @RemyDarling 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The spitting and choking on the whiskey! LOL This was like an Archer level assassination. Kills husband. Promptly starts flirting.

  • @EAG46
    @EAG46 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Terrific story! Is this the same [former] Agent Green that took his partner to Paris once they found out he was an Agent? Or a different Agent Green? Either way, Chapter 2 please! :)

  • @HavvyHavra
    @HavvyHavra ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thumbnail: m4f..
    Title: m4a..
    Me: *non-binary* 😌💅🏽✨

  • @hay_chan6640
    @hay_chan6640 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The accent of the husband just kill me 😂😂😂😭

  • @CristinaJeanDonato
    @CristinaJeanDonato ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love that your videos are more unique than the rest and you have a very nice voice

  • @grey_roses
    @grey_roses ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dammit, you made me drop all my nice cold whiskey stones! Have fun scavenging them off the floorboards after you carry me out of your car, Ex-Agent Green! That's what you get for putting roofies in my water...

  • @bagotoast
    @bagotoast ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s labeled M4A as in the title rather than M4F like it is in the video, might want to fix that! Great audio otherwise!

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for informing me! I clearly need glasses 😅
      I hope that didn't mislead you into clicking the video

    • @bagotoast
      @bagotoast ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Oh no, it’s fine! I still enjoyed the audio, and I saw the top of the screen say M4F so I knew it was probably a typo lol

  • @hennynonxhalant
    @hennynonxhalant ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hi Green. I’m 3hrs late. Forgive me btw thanks for the new audio. Most definitely needs a part 2 😊

  • @bsperson1810
    @bsperson1810 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ok ok so
    The video has 2 tws
    Gunshots and Loud yelling sounds (by the husband)
    So incase anyone wants to skip those, the timestamp is 2:23
    Oh and another gunshot around 10:40
    And incase u want a summary of what happened till that point
    The name of your husband is Mr. Dubrovski (i think, hope i didn't spell it wrong), who is being chased by a lot of people like the Fbi and whatnot. He's yelling at you for going out without his permission when his right hand calls him and tells him there's an intruder who they can't identify, and that he thinks this intruder followed you (the wife) back here. Some gunshots can be heard in the distance as Dubrovski's men try to fight him off. Meanwhile, he slaps the listener and grabs a hold of them in order to use them as a meatshield (ik messed upppp). Then the intruder enters the scene and introduces himself as former agent green (I'm guessing there's a reference to a previous video there), then shoots down Dubrovski.
    And it continues from there :)

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for bringing that up, I did not even think about that

    • @bsperson1810
      @bsperson1810 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 it's alright! But i do suggest keep that in mind in the future, mkay? :)

  • @createst2662
    @createst2662 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the part of the background of the Russians screaming 1:19

  • @slayalldayqueen3622
    @slayalldayqueen3622 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    🤭

  • @Carmen.Nhlabpo.Mqingwana
    @Carmen.Nhlabpo.Mqingwana ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This sounds like some video game storyline

  • @guywhoreads892
    @guywhoreads892 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When hes a murderer but hes GreenLeafAudios: im colourblind 🚩🚩🚩🚩

  • @XxAlesandraxX
    @XxAlesandraxX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay Green, shooting your shot in more ways than one I see.

  • @ThatOnePersonNoOneKnows
    @ThatOnePersonNoOneKnows ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:05 “I already have what I want” *green grabs abusive husband dude and starts making out*
    I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.

  • @quack03
    @quack03 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm sorry i know this is supposed to be serious but why tf was i laughing at the way the abusive husband was speaking 💀

  • @stevenharneyharney3321
    @stevenharneyharney3321 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello green this video is great I love your imagination and your design skills keep up the good work I think you are a very talented and skilled ASMR artist and I can see how much you enjoy making this content. I am very curious about something I hope you don't mind but can I ask you a very personal question? what is your sexual orientation in real life?

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you! That is not something I mind answering at all!
      I am straight, mostly. I say mostly because there were a few guys I had a crush on

  • @Cheese0_9
    @Cheese0_9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was surprised when I heard Russian words and a Russian surname! Это классно :)

  • @crazymeatlover
    @crazymeatlover ปีที่แล้ว +3

    О нет, опять русская мафия натворила делов 😭

  • @jellyvoyager7261
    @jellyvoyager7261 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yet another masterpiece ✨️

  • @weirdo_clover
    @weirdo_clover ปีที่แล้ว +12

    also thank you for the Tw bc whenever i get yelled at i start crying bc of trauma.. but i stayed for your voice

  • @catlover7669
    @catlover7669 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm doing again but this time at my moms appointment.
    -The brave person

  • @wolfschaffer2996
    @wolfschaffer2996 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is great! Can't wait for episode 2! I mean I can but I'm excited for it. Just take the time you need to take care of yourself.

  • @Liiithebeez1233
    @Liiithebeez1233 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is so good! :)

  • @Mochii.a
    @Mochii.a ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Green ! A CLIFFHANGER 👀😮?! You know how to keep us on edge 😉🖤

  • @jyvonne7730
    @jyvonne7730 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oooh this is amazing! Loved it so much hope we get a part two🥰

  • @storiesforyou777
    @storiesforyou777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We all need a hero. I knew I could count on you to save the day.😉👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻

  • @Chalk8383
    @Chalk8383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay so are you sure you don’t have cameras 🎥

  • @llaurenhholmes1162
    @llaurenhholmes1162 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    😁I need a part two right now

  • @randohuman2815
    @randohuman2815 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are fine to fall asleep to lol

  • @Moonbeankitty
    @Moonbeankitty ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I like people raging at me I think I have emo issues

  • @Echofrost5
    @Echofrost5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Knew it was gonna be laced. It’s a favorite move, to put listener out, among certain people *cough cough*
    I like where this script is going. And I like that listener didnt really cower from him after he killed their “husband”. I was really expecting it.
    That was some timing though, like, when did homie have time to lace the water-

  • @tomykomiyamoto8742
    @tomykomiyamoto8742 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why, Mr. Green, I believe you have now a companion.

  • @margaretjohnson7423
    @margaretjohnson7423 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Green: kills are husband
    Also Green: is nice to us

  • @maria-gc2oj
    @maria-gc2oj ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm in love with your voice can you do goth boy helps you p2?...?🌞✨💕

  • @Your.girl.kay21
    @Your.girl.kay21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hello green z

  • @lavenderbeckim75
    @lavenderbeckim75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello! thank you for making these they always make me feel calm and relaxed. Even if there is violent parts.

  • @ginger659
    @ginger659 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    please post a second part of this i love it!!! 😻💕💕💕

  • @ninahiraeth
    @ninahiraeth ปีที่แล้ว +3

    GREEEN ILYSM😭🫶

  • @kkaylanb662
    @kkaylanb662 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think this became my fav one

  • @Ziaberry
    @Ziaberry ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dammit I KNEW he was gonna drug us

  • @sofiiamatviienkoflute
    @sofiiamatviienkoflute ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You just did not put a meme russian sound in it😂😂😂

  • @belle167
    @belle167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Him: have some of this water
    Me: he did something to this water didn’t he?.......it probably has a sedative in it
    Him: now I am sorry I Laced it with a mild sedative
    Me: HA I FUCKING KNEW IT 😤trust issues are helpful sometimes😌

  • @matolerma9462
    @matolerma9462 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Squeel... awe... I miss listening... Its been too long thanks for your content goes well with painting in a noisy city

  • @bambisbluebell
    @bambisbluebell ปีที่แล้ว

    Dimitri: Should we send in reinforcements?
    Me: Obviously?
    Husband: Obviously!
    Me: Dead ass, where's the cameras-

  • @picknickrat
    @picknickrat ปีที่แล้ว

    AHAHA OMG MY FIRST THOGHT WAS LIKE oh "my" husband sound like a stereotypical russian... AND THEN I'M HEARING "DMITRY" ANDD THIS SOUND EFFECTS ON RUSSIAN (1:19 it's my native language so i understood it) I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING...
    такой мудила этот Дмитрий конечно

  • @K3NZG4CH4
    @K3NZG4CH4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have my thought process as my character Kenna when I listen to this subject of ASMR Boyfriend.
    (*INITIATE KENNA’S POV*)
    Green:He doesn’t shut up, does he?
    Me:He nev-
    Green:Well, now he has. Permanently.
    Me:Ah. Wel-
    Green:hello.
    Me:*EXCUSE ME SIR-*
    Green:I must thank you. He has been wanted for a very long time. But he was very hard to track down.
    Me:…
    Green:But it is known he has many wives. I recognized you from the files.
    Me:Soooo…you basically used me as bait to kill my husband? Cool. That’s just FINNNEEEEEE….
    Green:Your looks…are very distinguishable.
    Me:*UM EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE DETAIL????*

  • @weirdo_clover
    @weirdo_clover ปีที่แล้ว +4

    YESSS greens backk yalll!!!!! if only someone would do this to my toxic/abusive bf😅
    pin comment?

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im so sorry I can only pin 1 comment per video 😭

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U should deffo break up with him if he's abusive 😶

    • @weirdo_clover
      @weirdo_clover ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nooo dont cryy its ok❤💚

    • @weirdo_clover
      @weirdo_clover ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 yeah but everytime i try to leave him he makes me stay..

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weirdo_clover its not my place to say, but please put yourself first and dont feel trapped xx

  • @Lilydspro
    @Lilydspro ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: *thinking the husband is green*
    Green: *green shows up*
    ME: What?!
    Husband: *cusses*
    Me: *still confused*

  • @weirdkirl0986
    @weirdkirl0986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hi green i liike the differnt voices

  • @Random-----Ryn
    @Random-----Ryn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Green: In 30 seconds I will be driving out of here, will you be with me?
    Me: Can I be shot instead?

  • @gospmore
    @gospmore ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Russian man:D This is so funny🤣

  • @richardliawtzechiang3155
    @richardliawtzechiang3155 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my bf broke up with me 3 years ago and now his sorry but i have a new boyfriend and not him but i dont like him and he starts stalking me out of the window,taking pics of me,sending i am sorry to me but i swear i block him

  • @noahdylan47685
    @noahdylan47685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't know he was British

  • @babypearl
    @babypearl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Will I be in the car too?--Only if I’m driving 😎🚗💨

  • @elisabella28
    @elisabella28 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I broke a plate, him insulting me scared me 😭 😂

  • @Nicole_loves_you
    @Nicole_loves_you ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me when he started flirting right after he killed him: bruh 💀🪦

  • @cottentwt2226
    @cottentwt2226 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🥚

  • @duckgod49
    @duckgod49 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that russian in the background....

  • @brownHappyGirl
    @brownHappyGirl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why did I giggle at the voice at the start

  • @idkwattoputheresouhhhblahwords
    @idkwattoputheresouhhhblahwords ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hiiii greeeennnnn!!! I hope you are having a good day! :>

  • @TheNightOfFate
    @TheNightOfFate 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "cuh-piller-ees"
    cap-pill-air-ees

  • @MyNameIsAlice
    @MyNameIsAlice ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me, hearing my native language in ASMR 💀💀💀🤧 Waiting for Onegin after Dubrovsky

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you translate it please 💀😆

    • @notthatcookie2920
      @notthatcookie2920 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 In Russian literature we have novels called "Dubrovsky" and "Onegin" by Pushkin

    • @greenleafaudiosasmr9555
      @greenleafaudiosasmr9555  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @notthatcookie ohh haha for some reason i thought this was about the shouting in the background XD