+Jonathan Gardyn Considering how incredibly popular the Amazon Kindle and e-books in general are right now, you are horribly horribly wrong. Oh, and no one's chemically addicted to their devices. Tough shit that they're actually good, huh?
+XFreeStyleZX A Kindle is a device. Not a book. It can call itself whatever it likes, and have all the novels it likes on it, it's still an electronic device. If anything, you have reinforced how addicted people are to their devices.
Sometimes when I can't sleep because of strong muscle tension, I play over some of your videos. The that played when that game boots up.... Nightmare inducing
I remember owning that racing game when I was 5 or so. The "sprites", "sound", backdrop and gameplay are all identical, although the screen was larger and lighter, and the layout of the device was a more traditional pad style. Oh, and did I mention that I'm 26 now? That's right, they've re-used 20+ year old game boards that were considered crappy BACK IN 1989 and have now been mouldering at the back of a warehouse in Shenzhen for over two decades! That's pure genius.
I discovered Ashens long ago, but only got into his videos recently because at the time, I couldn't stand the same background for long periods of time, but now, I've realized what I've been missing.
I was in Value Village the other day looking for some cheap yet cute cloths, I passed by the electronics section and saw one of these, fully intact, and in it's package. Not surprised I found it there, I'm just surprised I found one XD
***** Ah, anything that plays games to me qualifies as a console. Even things such as phones, of course phones are more things of multi-use but that's besides my point.
"BILLY! ANSWER YOUR WII REMOTE, IT'S RINGING!" "No Mom, it's just my Tilt Games! Makes good fun for children above 5 and has realistic sound effects! Take the lead!"
I love hearing how the word "squirrel" is pronounced in different accents. I say "skwurl." Ashens says it to rhyme with the Wirral, which delights me. (The only other thing I know about the Wirral is that I knew someone once who absolutely hated it for reasons she refused to divulge.)
Ashens, you're my favorite english guy who reviews cheap knock-off consoles in front of a brown sofa. That is saying a lot considering the massive competition.
I actually got one of these as a stocking stuffer last Christmas. Strangely enough it's Christmas Eve as I type this, I guess just to remind myself that anything I get this year can't possibly be any worse than this.
As an American allow me to explain how American football works. You see the teams line up at the skirmish line,get bored and turn it off. Now this is VERY important if you're from Colorado like me always and I mean ALWAYS crack jokes about the Broncos' lost at the super bowl to your family and friends that DO watch football.
It is a good thing! You see most of the time a rip-off toy made 3 onions are made sad, but because there is no 0-3 sad onions that means none where made sad! :D
@GiantGenesse Most squirrels do have a large fluffy tail, except for the rare Accident-prone Clumsy Squirrels. These have a tail at birth, but lose it when they attempt to steal seeds in a dangerous place.
2:49 - Well it turns out that having Whitehouse score your Chinese Wii-mote knock off is a bad idea. There's a useful piece of advice that I am sure we can all call upon at some point in our lives.
The Holy Review Trinity: Ashens, saving us from crappy products, Jeremy Jahns, saving us from shitty movies and Angry Joe, saving us from corporate games. All hail the holy reviewers!!!
awwww poor squirrel has no tail. I image he lost it while trying to save his brother from a slightly more evil squirrel who made him choose between his brother or his tail. He chose his brother obviously and his tail was cut off. The sad this was, his brother actually had squirrel aids and died two days later anyway. Now he's all alone and tail-less. It's a cruel world.
American football is basically just rugby except the players are cowards so they need to wear armour. They also avoid confrontation by just giving the ball to the other team after a set number of tackles if they haven't been able to move the ball far enough up the pitch. Plus, scrums can cause injury so they tend to avoid them where possible by using something called a "snap" instead (a snap is that weird thing you see in movies where they squat down, shout some numbers and pass the ball backwards). For the most part, the game plays very similarly to rugby but with lots of namby pamby safety features added in. Honestly, it's more like Rugby: Cowards Edition than any kind of football.
Fuck yeah they do. The prairie provinces in Canada are infested with them. I've seen them do this to birdcages so many times. We've got a birdcage just like that one in the yard, and you'd think that they wouldn't be able to scale it and reach backwards to climb over the lip, but they get it done.
I'm confused by the American version of "football" too. As far as I can tell, they don't use their feet all that much outside of running about. And it's not a ball, or not a round one anyway.
Dear christ, the 'engine' on that racing game sounds more like when Windows freezes right in the middle of playing a sound.
@Deenie Beenie Perfect title lol
NO JOKE, MY COMPUTER BLUE-SCREENED WHILE PLAYING THIS VIDEO, WHAT ARE THE FREAKING ODDS??? 🤣
2007.. when MySpace was badass, Facebook was hardly a thing, the new hot shit was the iPhone 1, and Windows Vista.. errrg
+Jonathan Gardyn Considering how incredibly popular the Amazon Kindle and e-books in general are right now, you are horribly horribly wrong.
Oh, and no one's chemically addicted to their devices. Tough shit that they're actually good, huh?
+XFreeStyleZX get some ice for that burn damn....
+Charlotte Tye I dress to impress.
The year the first Enter Shikari album came out. Daaamn I wish I was older than 6 at the time.
+XFreeStyleZX A Kindle is a device. Not a book. It can call itself whatever it likes, and have all the novels it likes on it, it's still an electronic device. If anything, you have reinforced how addicted people are to their devices.
R.I.P people with ears
Thank god I lost my ears in the war
Screen on the controller? Clearly Nintendo just ripped these people off with the Wii U
Wii u with screen on controller? They must be copying nintendos ds/3ds
+Jayden Shoemaker screen built in? must be copying the Gameboy
brandon olney no i think they're copying the commodore 64
@@TruckerJj2 they were ripping off the Nintendo switch 😡🤬😡🤬
@@lungse.2565 dude, it's been 3 years, why are you replying?
This piece of ass-fudge was actually recalled from the stores here in the U.S. I can only assume it's because Nintendo threatened legal action.
“This one is car racing flavor”
Even 12 years ago he still did the “flavor” joke
Turn the sound off! TURN THE SOUND OFF!
K4RN4GE911 yeah really bad sound
SANNNSSSSSSS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope!!! DINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALINGALING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's so awesome, it even has a 1-inch invisible-o-screen!
***** That needed to be a selling point.
The sound coming from that thing is like a robotic duck screaming in pain from being raped with a knife.
Yes, such.
that would be an improvement over the sound coming from this piece of crap
Music to my ears /:D
+Pumpkin Man give me the salt
+Pumpkin Man did u survive halloween
"'Try me!' No thanks." You never cease to make me laugh ashens.
I know right
15 years ago. My god. Someday this comment, and video will be 20 years old. Absolutely mind blowing.
@fshoaps that's f'n deep m8 🤯
Or it's just simple maths.
@@favoritemustard3542 You’re a miserable, rude and deeply hateful person. How dare I remark on the age of this video without being condescended to.
Someone please make Salvador Dali's Magic Ballerina Simulator.
this makes pop stations and tiger electronics look like master game makers.
this is a pop station
I'm glad for the squirrels, they really saved me from wanting to kill myself after witnessing true pain.
Points to the frog!!
Me too
It's weird hearing him say crap instead of tat
Think my hearing is now permanently damaged. Can I sue someone?
RIP headphone users...
Exactly but i dont have headphones and it still hurt my ears
You should probably just say R.I.P. people with ears.
first time that sentence is true tbh, it's painful
The Chintendo Vii is a million times better than this chunk of junk.
"The Chintendo Vill is a million times better than this chuck of junk" I think the The Intec Interact would like to have a word with you
this was 10 years ago. wtf
Ok team, what kind of sounds should we put in the game?
I know, just make it beep a lot constantly!
WHAT A GREAT IDEA
Celebration ensues
Sometimes when I can't sleep because of strong muscle tension, I play over some of your videos. The that played when that game boots up.... Nightmare inducing
"TRY ME"
Those are a message to Nintendo's lawyers
The name of the song at the end is bell hop
I remember owning that racing game when I was 5 or so. The "sprites", "sound", backdrop and gameplay are all identical, although the screen was larger and lighter, and the layout of the device was a more traditional pad style.
Oh, and did I mention that I'm 26 now? That's right, they've re-used 20+ year old game boards that were considered crappy BACK IN 1989 and have now been mouldering at the back of a warehouse in Shenzhen for over two decades! That's pure genius.
I discovered Ashens long ago, but only got into his videos recently because at the time, I couldn't stand the same background for long periods of time, but now, I've realized what I've been missing.
anyone wanna see more of the frog instead of these shit LCD games??
Augh my ears
What you mean? That's ultra realistic racing car sound. :D
It really helps that I had a headache and earphones watching this.
+Lilly B same
This thing looks and sounds like some kind of old fashioned tazer
This is a great alarm ...
I was gonna say that but you beat me to it :)
Yeah
The comedy is on point when Ashens does those kinds of reviews of rip off things.
I've used calculators with better screens
"You've yet to find a quest for a good game"
"Sack The Quarterback!"
So awesome. xD
Yeah
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING !!!
MINE TO!!!!! D:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why they have great hulking things with tiny LCD screens baffles me, it makes no sense at all.
2:35 that might possibly be the worst screen of anything ever.
josef733 and the worst sound of anything ever, good god remove my eardrums
Dear God. RIP head phone users
I'm not sure what caused more brain damage; the popular 70's kids game Hold That Lead or the audio from this video.
I was in Value Village the other day looking for some cheap yet cute cloths, I passed by the electronics section and saw one of these, fully intact, and in it's package. Not surprised I found it there, I'm just surprised I found one XD
The frog.... It controls me....
Not the squirrels....
Id rather play a Gameboy Color than play that "Wii remote style" thing...
Agreed.
EllysAwesomeWorld True dat I still have mine which was my first ever console..
***** It's not a console tho......
***** Ah, anything that plays games to me qualifies as a console. Even things such as phones, of course phones are more things of multi-use but that's besides my point.
***** Hah! Remember me?
For those who aren't British- "As the bishop said to the actress"is the British version of "That's what she said".
0:27- "Try Me, nnnno thanks." I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
Same
"Marvelous, that might as well have been in Swahili!"
The game and watch and the Wii, all in one.
+Protagnis YT and the screen of the apple watch mini if that existed
Thomas Pavlick The applewatch mini would look like a 1x2 lego.
so true
No! None of that! Shame on you!
Tell me if you got the reference. hint: my profile pic and youtube
2:50
The audience is now deaf.
"BILLY! ANSWER YOUR WII REMOTE, IT'S RINGING!"
"No Mom, it's just my Tilt Games! Makes good fun for children above 5 and has realistic sound effects! Take the lead!"
how did people play on this thing? the screen is tiny!
They didn't. These thing are just for ripping off grandmothers and disappointing children haha
Back in the day, when one could shoot a video with a potato.
Toy Quest ? Press the wrong button and you DIE.
Then the game tells you:" Thank you for playing Toy Quest 1, try the real thing next time."
"Not literally; that would be theft."
"Step on it, you're about to be passed!"
I guess it should be called Wii BOO!
Nitram Lover Weeaboo
Holy cow, what remarkable pieces of crap those things are. o.o;
its been 10 years and and the only way this channel has changed was the quality.
I love hearing how the word "squirrel" is pronounced in different accents. I say "skwurl." Ashens says it to rhyme with the Wirral, which delights me. (The only other thing I know about the Wirral is that I knew someone once who absolutely hated it for reasons she refused to divulge.)
As someone who lives there, if anywhere embodied the colour grey it would be the Wirral.
did you call toyquest and get the 30 warranty :)
Ahh vintage Ashens
I just realized this was actually quite a fast reaction to the releasing of the Wii...
"Speed, Fast, Turn, Take The Checkered Flag!"
Then you said "Not Literally, that wouldn't be fair"
That Cracked Me Up! LOL!
Rip headphone users
I am from the future.😎
i am from the future future 😎😎
I am from the day George Jetson was born 😎😎😎😎
sammyclassicsonicfan's eternal sonic rage is more beareable to listen to then the sounds this thing makes
Ashens, you're my favorite english guy who reviews cheap knock-off consoles in front of a brown sofa. That is saying a lot considering the massive competition.
OK I can't be the only one curious but where is that squirrel's squirrely tail?
It plays Lambada with no delay between the notes. Wow.
if you turn captioning on, at 5:59 it says "trying not to get close to the silence people sit and and think formal" that was almost poetic
I actually got one of these as a stocking stuffer last Christmas. Strangely enough it's Christmas Eve as I type this, I guess just to remind myself that anything I get this year can't possibly be any worse than this.
My friend showed me this 3 years ago, THIS THE ONSESSION WAS BORN
The stuff on screen looks exactly like the Scalextric and Podracer handheld games from the 90s!
As an American allow me to explain how American football works. You see the teams line up at the skirmish line,get bored and turn it off. Now this is VERY important if you're from Colorado like me always and I mean ALWAYS crack jokes about the Broncos' lost at the super bowl to your family and friends that DO watch football.
It is a good thing! You see most of the time a rip-off toy made 3 onions are made sad, but because there is no 0-3 sad onions that means none where made sad! :D
These are the only videos on TH-cam that make me laugh within 5 seconds of watching them!!!
Yep. I also seen a stuff bear with duct tape wrapped around it, and they where selling it. The store makes me sick.
@GiantGenesse Most squirrels do have a large fluffy tail, except for the rare Accident-prone Clumsy Squirrels. These have a tail at birth, but lose it when they attempt to steal seeds in a dangerous place.
I don't think I've ever seen a squirrel with a tail quite like that. I'm used to the bushy-tailed variety.
2:49 - Well it turns out that having Whitehouse score your Chinese Wii-mote knock off is a bad idea. There's a useful piece of advice that I am sure we can all call upon at some point in our lives.
The Holy Review Trinity: Ashens, saving us from crappy products, Jeremy Jahns, saving us from shitty movies and Angry Joe, saving us from corporate games.
All hail the holy reviewers!!!
These things are jammed throughout(or used to be) the electronic toy isles of Wal-Marts.
in australia we offer those types of toys as either ceral box toys or those toys you get in a happy meal at mcdonalds
awwww poor squirrel has no tail.
I image he lost it while trying to save his brother from a slightly more evil squirrel who made him choose between his brother or his tail. He chose his brother obviously and his tail was cut off. The sad this was, his brother actually had squirrel aids and died two days later anyway. Now he's all alone and tail-less. It's a cruel world.
Thanks Ashens, those squirrels cheered me up as well.
OMFG the best part was:
What the hell is going on?
Its absolutely ridicolus.
That made my day.
I remember watching this.. I was 12 at the time. Amazing
"4-D Pad: Lets you move in 4 directions, doesn't make you move through time" EPIC!!!! lol
I remember seeing a whole shelf full of those things at Wal-Mart...
the sound button is the most important button in everyone of these videos.
1:12 Yes Ashens, holding a piece of lead is more fun than playing ripoffs. I actually have some.
I remember seeing a wii rip off in a shop once... The motion sencor was the same way as this, a small ball in the remote that rattles around XD
Finally, a sane person realizing the pointlessness of these arguements!
American football is basically just rugby except the players are cowards so they need to wear armour. They also avoid confrontation by just giving the ball to the other team after a set number of tackles if they haven't been able to move the ball far enough up the pitch. Plus, scrums can cause injury so they tend to avoid them where possible by using something called a "snap" instead (a snap is that weird thing you see in movies where they squat down, shout some numbers and pass the ball backwards). For the most part, the game plays very similarly to rugby but with lots of namby pamby safety features added in. Honestly, it's more like Rugby: Cowards Edition than any kind of football.
Fuck yeah they do. The prairie provinces in Canada are infested with them. I've seen them do this to birdcages so many times. We've got a birdcage just like that one in the yard, and you'd think that they wouldn't be able to scale it and reach backwards to climb over the lip, but they get it done.
I'm confused by the American version of "football" too. As far as I can tell, they don't use their feet all that much outside of running about. And it's not a ball, or not a round one anyway.
KILL IT WITH FIRE! oh god make it stop! my ears cant take that unholy sound that thing makes!
I couldn't stop laughing after you turned on the motion controls. Just everything went wrong after that
We do, ASDA is owned by Walmart and has some huge ASDAWallMart stores (about 3 times the size of a normal ASDA)
Wait, is the WLL (WWWWWLLLL) a rip off of this or is this a rip off of a WLL!?
The sound of this game is my new alarm clock sound
There's a risk of me running into one of these abominations in a discount store?! ...I don't think I'll ever go shopping again...
A friend of mine has one of these XD. He bought it thinking it was a real Wii Remote. Apparently he didn't use the "try me" function.
That poor British squirrel, having no bushy tail at all. It makes him look like a rat. :(
SQUI- wait, how do you spell that?
Awesome video... Made my day completely.
Personally, American "Football" looks more like Rugby, except with less mud and the players wear helmets and plastic Armour to prevent injuries
the sad thing is if you took a time machine into the 70s with that shit it would sell millions