H3 After Dark - #3

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  • @JamesMP
    @JamesMP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2087

    -All the podcasts have been way better recently, really interesting stuff and really funny.
    -After Dark is so good, to the point where it's probably even better than the regular podcast.
    -Taking calls from people is super interesting.
    -Robot Ian is funny, but I want more real Ian in my life, his powerpoint and hearing him talk about his sleep walking in the last episode was all really engaging.
    -However, I doubt they will be back. Most likely, they will never show their faces again.

    • @greenmatrix30seven
      @greenmatrix30seven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This

    • @yungpedro17
      @yungpedro17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why u call out his tourretes wouldn’t that make u feel self conscious if you flipped it I see where your heart at tho

    • @JamesMP
      @JamesMP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@yungpedro17 fair point, its gone

    • @BasedEliseo
      @BasedEliseo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ppl

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Especially the real Ian, since his A.I. replacement has already incinerated him.

  • @Osidius74
    @Osidius74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    You guys need to create a Teddy Fresh brand of compression shorts for Ethan and call them E-thins

  • @ellabaker2581
    @ellabaker2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    The amount of weight lost should be the amount of mayo put on the dome

  • @kevinheckart
    @kevinheckart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Hearing Dan laughing loudly in other room to absurd shit gives me life.

    • @ianlee9282
      @ianlee9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its the modern day laugh track

  • @llAPARTll
    @llAPARTll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    I love how whenever Ethan starts talking to a caller he talks like he’s conjuring a spirit during a seance “Are you here with us?”

  • @echo_ivy
    @echo_ivy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    as someone who LITERALLY has nothing going for them in life right now these episodes make it so much easier to endure life so i just wanted to say thank u h3 crew :,)

    • @INVERTEDBUKAKI
      @INVERTEDBUKAKI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everyone is back to reality bro please join us

    • @echo_ivy
      @echo_ivy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Michael Collings dawg i wish i could

    • @serena5268
      @serena5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope things get better for you

    • @aaronalquiza9680
      @aaronalquiza9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      too bad for you they won't be back after this.

    • @eduardofragoso827
      @eduardofragoso827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Things get better, just keep fighting. Good luck

  • @nikitaboldyrev3169
    @nikitaboldyrev3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    AI Ian is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @DarnThatDragon
      @DarnThatDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Id still want him to teach me them editing skills with dem death eyes

    • @jeremiahstephens.
      @jeremiahstephens. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DarnThatDragon it’s an actual animatronic!

    • @runneypo
      @runneypo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      actually terrifying

    • @DidntDonuffin-n2h
      @DidntDonuffin-n2h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Them friggin eyes man

    • @DarnThatDragon
      @DarnThatDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His chair game is Boston Dynamics level

  • @Astr0B
    @Astr0B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    Ian is actually a comedic genius that never speaks

    • @jayden_rico
      @jayden_rico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He doesn’t wanna take the spotlight away from the Ethan and hila.. he’s a true king

    • @pablofranco4378
      @pablofranco4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Fr he’s funny as hell

    • @annatria2130
      @annatria2130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He wanted to do stand up at one point right

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He's been on great form in the last few months. He's killing it.

    • @milkgxng
      @milkgxng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If he spoke more it wouldn't be so genius such is life in the zone

  • @NuclearSeasons1
    @NuclearSeasons1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    No safeword is so irresponsible. A true dom would NEVER engage in play without a safeword and incredible aftercare. Big yikes.

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      everyones different

    • @NuclearSeasons1
      @NuclearSeasons1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@cheekybananaboy3361 no. It's responsible practice in the community

    • @erindelaney5690
      @erindelaney5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@NuclearSeasons1 period

    • @dantethegiant1468
      @dantethegiant1468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Honestly there was a few things in that call that were a big yikes

    • @bigwaffles
      @bigwaffles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AverageBillyStringsEnjoyer that’s exactly what I was thinking😭

  • @imsodeadugh6911
    @imsodeadugh6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    This podcast is a blessing for ppl who don’t have friends aka, me.

    • @hectorftraducciones2785
      @hectorftraducciones2785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same

    • @MarletAlex1022
      @MarletAlex1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same lMfao

    • @raneemhaleem993
      @raneemhaleem993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i actually used to think like you but i realized that the problem was me......i am really extremely friendly but i used to be really secretive and not open
      idk why i am saying this but ok
      oh and i used to have social anxiety and depression ......that was a whole other shit 2
      idk but i think i could be friends with anybody ....but the problem is not everybody excepts you for who you are....
      i need coffee ....
      i'm out

    • @cierra4731
      @cierra4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I definitely understand lol

    • @abbylane8628
      @abbylane8628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto!

  • @tvurk
    @tvurk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Ian has turned into a quick witted comedian now that he can play the role of his mouthy alter ego from behind the shell of his artificial self..
    👌

    • @MartinZeldaTP
      @MartinZeldaTP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just saying what he always wanted to say lol

    • @DanielFetter
      @DanielFetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      T. What do you mean that's AI Ian not Ian

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DanielFetter Funny as a joke and funny if it is not a joke.

    • @ColonelCampbellAI2024
      @ColonelCampbellAI2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Super hard to watch

    • @madeleinehayes2833
      @madeleinehayes2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am I the only one who finds him absolutely unfunny? I like the dude, not supposed to be hate. Just my opinion lol.

  • @marz8892
    @marz8892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    I imagine Ian on the floor with a mic in one hand and moving around the chair with the other hand

    • @niclas3672
      @niclas3672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AxxLAfriku Jesus Christ its you. I have no idea what those videos are supposed to be, but hey its getting views somehow, papa bless

    • @nicolewardin7493
      @nicolewardin7493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's 100% what had me laughing so hard last episode

    • @zachtooill
      @zachtooill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThatSithLord he traded them for a blond girlfriend

    • @zn6632u
      @zn6632u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AxxL nah theyre the worst thanks for making sure i dont click 👍🏼

    • @EgaTehPro
      @EgaTehPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@niclas3672 it's getting views because of people like you, viewing them

  • @Superflybowling
    @Superflybowling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Ethan, go to your doctor, I had the EXACT same list of symptoms that you've got, he recommended that I get, like, 10 labs done, and turns out I have dangerously low iron. Anaemia is less common in men than in women, but my point is that going to a doctor who gives you time and really cares is amazing, life changing even

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would try to take vitamins or eating differently before going to a doctor if i was living in the US.

    • @linkshunter5041
      @linkshunter5041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@drawgam2946 Well I mean ethan and hila are super wealthy im sure they dont need to worry about how much they spend going to get checked at the doctor

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linkshunter5041 That's true ,i'm investing a bit much personal dislike into a situation that would not be an experience i would have. Mirroring is often blind.

    • @SirUncleDolan
      @SirUncleDolan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drawgam2946 lol even with their resources, I'll bet Ethan could probably eat a bit better

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SirUncleDolan Considering he has an unhealthy fatpercentage that could be possible correct yes , it will ofcourse remain an assumption. Whenever you yourself are aware of what healthy eating actually is i do dare to say that selfadjusting a diet is mostly more constructive than getting a risky doctor-view that could be just based off traditionalism.

  • @MakeSushi1
    @MakeSushi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    I like the after dark podcasts more than the normal ones :)

    • @Cloveis
      @Cloveis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s because they get to talk about what they want 😂

    • @azul9655
      @azul9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing!! It was so much fun :))

    • @freebritney2922
      @freebritney2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      same. also AI Ian is the funnest shit almost every time omg best running gag in months

    • @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt
      @YoUtUbEhAnDlEsArEgReAt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instructions unclear. Ended up watching H3 Podcast and now my fish has started to decompose.

  • @_stonejelly
    @_stonejelly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    one of my best friends on earth was an opiate addict who ended up dying at 19 from a fentanyl overdose and seeing him nod off mid sentence was the saddest thing i ever witnessed. the last thing i ever said to him was not to do the fentanyl that killed him. so while seeing tweakers like that is funny, yes, but it’s absolutely tragic, they all deserve help because at the end of the day their brain chemistry is under complete control of their addiction.

    • @HauntedHarmonics
      @HauntedHarmonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      yeah, it was kinda sad that people were just filming and laughing/berating them. Like I get it, but those people are actually in a very sad, dark place and need help

    • @Mark_Money420
      @Mark_Money420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Those people weren't just on opiates tho. I was on heroin for years, had 4 friends all under 20 die from od, opiates don't do that to u. Yes ull nod out mid sentence, mid text, mid anything, but that looked like a combo of opiates/alcohol/benzos some combo of those or all three. The guy looks like it like just be opiates but the girl was definitely a combo of something, even the guy was super fucked if it was just opiates he'd be overdosing which leads me to believe they both were on some combo of those 3

    • @djnolan00000
      @djnolan00000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im on methadone, it saved mine and countless other lives

    • @vcrwheels
      @vcrwheels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Different situation, but one of my buddies was drinking and smoking a lot. I mean he would roll a joint, hit his pen, and his bong. He was also drinking at this point. I remember him standing there looking down, nodding back and forth, and just not being responsive. Seeing him slurring his words and being incoherent broke my heart. I wish he wouldn’t smoke and drink so much. I’m sorry for you loss bud.

    • @tracybeeeee
      @tracybeeeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@djnolan00000 super happy for you!

  • @gremilie
    @gremilie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Hila: “i wonder what the male version of me looks like”
    Ethan: “i feel like I’ve seen him before”
    Me: ITS MOSESSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @mrssparta4594
      @mrssparta4594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssss 🙌🏻👏🏻

    • @switch-no-comply778
      @switch-no-comply778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Adam Driver?

    • @Asaenz2468
      @Asaenz2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Switch-No-Comply no

    • @Asaenz2468
      @Asaenz2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They don’t ry look alike tho

    • @aus-li
      @aus-li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hamilton Morris with long hair looks exactly like Hila.

  • @JesPulido
    @JesPulido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    It cracks me TF up hearing Dan's raucous cackling in the background. Lmfao

    • @void7100
      @void7100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s why i always watch with headphones in 💀 show isn’t the same without it

    • @krishaley5502
      @krishaley5502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dan’s background laughing is so great

    • @greenmatrix30seven
      @greenmatrix30seven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂😃💀☠️

    • @amixedbat
      @amixedbat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's like the laugh track for the show lol

  • @sarroez
    @sarroez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Ethan is one gold chain away from becoming a cash for gold vendor with that hair gel

  • @haepisaus
    @haepisaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Frankly I think Ian enjoys being AI Ian more than answering some of the awkward questions Ethan asks real Ian about his health and love life

    • @Beaneabean
      @Beaneabean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Obviously. Thats the point. He puts on on this persona to avoid being real. Its the reason I cant stand him anymore

    • @noochtv
      @noochtv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Beaneabean that's a bold assumption.

    • @PeterFilmAUS
      @PeterFilmAUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Beaneabean 😬

  • @jankobert
    @jankobert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Ethan: Starts making bonus episodes to show things that they can't show on the regular podcast
    Also Ethan: "Should I show this? Nah, I don't want to get age restricted"

  • @LemonSte
    @LemonSte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "so you don't have a safe word?"
    "I mean that's kind of the point isn't it?"
    Yeah... No. These people aren't BDSMers, they're normal people who are into the idea of it but have no idea how consent works and that girl is going to get hurt at some point. People who are actually in the BDSM community understand that if "no" isn't your safe word, you need another one.
    Edit: Bdsm is not for most people, it shouldn't be normalised because it is risky emotionally and physically and you need to be knowledgeable to be safe. These people spreading misinformation about what safe bdsm is is just wrong. A very small minority actively choose not to have a safe word, but they still pre-negotiate, even more so than those who do have a safe word, and these are extreme cases - to pretend non consent is the "point" of bdsm is just damaging and can put newcomers in danger.

    • @jean3857
      @jean3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Okay dude. Bit condescending but okay I guess?

    • @felipedias4205
      @felipedias4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Didnt know there was an official BDSM code of conduct for you to be part of the "community"

    • @rey7662
      @rey7662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Felipe Dias consent and safety is one of the MAIN things bdsm communities emphasize. SAFE words are needed and most forms online just push for everyone to use one.

    • @felipedias4205
      @felipedias4205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rey7662 so?

    • @Knowone1mportant
      @Knowone1mportant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      A safe word is important for both the girl and the guy if they’re into kinky/weird sex. Either of them could get hurt. Gender doesn’t change that.

  • @chancedunn8542
    @chancedunn8542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Robot Ian is the greatest addition since the Gatsby. Im just scared about what he's done with real Ian.

  • @markrenaud9284
    @markrenaud9284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Going through a horrible breakup, lost my grandpa too early, and on top of that have to balance being a full-time college student and work. This podcast makes my day and gives me many laughs...thank you guys!

    • @alexvalentine7061
      @alexvalentine7061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My best friend from high school passed away a couple weeks ago, just went through a bad breakup and lost my job due to covid. I feel ya when you say that. These podcasts really make me happy and I'm glad others going through rough times feel the same. Keep your head up tho man!

    • @nothisispatrick7163
      @nothisispatrick7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All too relatable... Just try and remember that everyday is a new day! Sometimes it takes the really shitty ones to make you truly appreciate the good or even just okay days! Stay Strong, let those around you know how much they mean to you. And try to find joy in the small things and what makes you happy (like this podcast for example!)!

    • @seasidesandies3334
      @seasidesandies3334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My grandad who was essentially my dad died this year, me and my ex broke up and it's torn me apart, you're not alone man. Keep going it will get better ❤️

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so sorry you've lost your grandpa, I'm really close with my grandmother (she essentially raised me) but she had a stroke last year so she's a shell of herself and it breaks my heart. Seeing her slip away is the hardest thing I've ever gone through, she's my whole world, so seeing that you'd lost your grandpa really hit me. Sending you lots of love and support, friend.

    • @prisonmike6886
      @prisonmike6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wishing you all the best for the future, bro

  • @eskayareegee
    @eskayareegee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Dan’s laugh is everything

  • @samantha5126
    @samantha5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dan busting out in laughter in the background is my favorite.

  • @mattmatt222333
    @mattmatt222333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    So is Ian a comedic genius, or are those prewritten bits???

    • @SCROODz
      @SCROODz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I thinks he’s a genius lowkey lmfao

    • @valko6615
      @valko6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      it really does catch me off-guard bc ian never talks this much but fr i think hes just super funny and we just never got to see him before???

    • @riverc6771
      @riverc6771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      My new favorite part of the show lmao wish Ethan would embrace the banter more tho

    • @CosmicGloom
      @CosmicGloom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He’s definitely a genius. So quick witted

    • @zachtooill
      @zachtooill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some were prewritten but some were obviously off the cuff in natural conversation

  • @JS-lq3bh
    @JS-lq3bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Ethan this episode made me laugh so much more than usual, don’t feel like you have to have a tight schedule I think the cast (including you) are much funnier when it’s looser, also your hair looked great and the a.i Iain skit is really funny, much love hope you feel better soon

    • @kregyakke1555
      @kregyakke1555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AI Ian aint no skit they spent a lot of money on that robot /s

    • @riveralatoia9198
      @riveralatoia9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree

  • @nora__
    @nora__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I share the same sentiment as everyone else - the show has been bangin lately and after dark is the little added spice the show needed. Thanks to Dan, Ian, & Zach, and all the members who are making it possible.

  • @oliviagrace9420
    @oliviagrace9420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    we’re about to hit winter break for h3 so now i’ve found myself rewatching all the after dark episodes. the call with pedro still makes me cry from laughter (and pain). i love you guys so much. thank you for all the work you have put into this show

  • @samanthavattimo8185
    @samanthavattimo8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    For reference: my brother on and off uses heroin and I can guarantee that’s what it is. It’s called “the heroin nod” and basically I’ve noticed over the years people have been nodding worse and worse because of how terribly the shit is being cut. My brother used to be able to drive while high (not recommended but he did) and more recently he’s been passing out so bad that he crashed his car 5 times in one day. He got 4 tickets on the spot and another for a hit and run. Never got arrested. Worst part is now that he’s sober he still doesn’t even remember any of this happening. So it’s possible they were able to drive like that and be so damn lost it’s crazy. I’m not at all offended by the video, it’s just sad seeing people like this knowing how bad they could be struggling.

    • @samanthavattimo8185
      @samanthavattimo8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      426ZZZZ true. Last time he was in rehab right before covid hit they tested his urine and they said they didn’t detect any heroin, all fentanyl

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samanthavattimo8185 no heroin? holy cow.

    • @samanthavattimo8185
      @samanthavattimo8185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adub Htown yep, that’s the situation in Chicago rn

  • @davidavocado14
    @davidavocado14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Things were really...
    H E A T I N G U P

    • @nora__
      @nora__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      David Avocado This killed me. 😂

  • @mak6067
    @mak6067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Need a sound bite of Hila saying “During a pandemic?!” from around 1:06:00

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:06:00

  • @Dakota11
    @Dakota11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Ethan looks like he’s about to sell me a counterfeit Rolex

    • @gwynmoth3940
      @gwynmoth3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read that as robux at first.

    • @xXDjMischiefXx
      @xXDjMischiefXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dakota Cresswell hila tbh

    • @Dakota11
      @Dakota11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xXDjMischiefXx nah she’s looks like logics sister “reason”

    • @kaitlyns9972
      @kaitlyns9972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😹😹😹

    • @aubreyglenn5340
      @aubreyglenn5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂why is this so accurate

  • @guidofawkes679
    @guidofawkes679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I hope AB gets confidence to speak up more, he seems rlly nice

  • @platypuss1410
    @platypuss1410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Yo, every time! Ethan is like "that's it, goodbye". Show goes on for another 20 minutes.

  • @waswer6901
    @waswer6901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love it when you can hear Dan cackling in the background

  • @LazerProphet
    @LazerProphet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    These After Dark podcasts might be better than the normal episodes...

    • @Awesomebaconman123
      @Awesomebaconman123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its almost like we can enjoy different things in a different way...

    • @luhe8
      @luhe8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah, they seem more relaxed

    • @lokiam5662
      @lokiam5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can be themselves more because they don’t worry about demonetization

  • @bigdawg9504
    @bigdawg9504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    AFTER DARK IS A HIT!!!💯

  • @UnusualAphrodite
    @UnusualAphrodite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    PLEASE do another season of h3 bachelor so I can get Zach's attention

  • @johnmayerocksGWluvsU
    @johnmayerocksGWluvsU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hila does look exactly like Logic’s female twin in this episode- I am tripping out 😂😍💕

  • @roymclovetoy9041
    @roymclovetoy9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I kinda felt sorry for the man puking, he must have felt so miserable.

    • @gabuks1
      @gabuks1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He looked very powerful
      If he focused the stream using that fist over the mouth technique (like a water jet cutter) he could blow a hole in someones head

    • @sisuentrenadoh4589
      @sisuentrenadoh4589 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably was drunk AF, maybe he barely remembers that

    • @ashleybish0p
      @ashleybish0p 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess it could be worse and the man throwing up on himself could've attempted to walk to a bathroom...while barfing on other people...who would then start barfing from being barfed on...and it would be a snow ball effect of a bunch of people throwing up on everyone/everything. Poor guy.

    • @NancyStrain
      @NancyStrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is just word of mouth but I heard that he was having serious health issues and later died in hospital

    • @truthmagpie
      @truthmagpie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NancyStrain could well be true. Violently being sick like that can be a sign of a brain aneurism. Which are normally fatal, i had a close family member die from it and she was being sick exactly like this 😔

  • @scvmbagbaby
    @scvmbagbaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “i’ll say no but i don’t really want that”
    ...yes.. which is the entire point of a safe word. y’all please have a safe word and do as much research as possible if you’re going to participate in kinks and always communicate w your partner and have a safeword

    • @moopaloopa
      @moopaloopa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m pretty sure she meant that she didn’t actually want him to stop. I might be wrong.

    • @collintimms2721
      @collintimms2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Research? I didn’t know I needed a degree in bdsm

    • @lennartb3946
      @lennartb3946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@moopaloopa yeah and thats the point of a safeword so u can say no without it stopping

    • @frostyyy3762
      @frostyyy3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Olive that whole call was awkward asf to listen to

  • @boostakid
    @boostakid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    this is is so great guys! loving the new h3 filled weeks

  • @vexivian
    @vexivian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My God, Zach is on fire. I love how open he is now. Would superdate.

  • @bigpete1287
    @bigpete1287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You look like the after photo in a Bosley hair club for men advertisement" that line always cracks me up.

  • @r8i0y5
    @r8i0y5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “We’re live baby- you gotta pull it together”

    • @heckyuh
      @heckyuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was maybe the funniest moment of any H3 video ever.

  • @Eli-vx6xv
    @Eli-vx6xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Poor Pedro my heart literally couldn’t take the story Lmao

    • @Eli-vx6xv
      @Eli-vx6xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Switch-No-Comply nope he was the one who “snapped” his dick 💀

    • @switch-no-comply778
      @switch-no-comply778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Eli-vx6xv oh didn't get that far I'm thinking of Alex the editor

    • @Eli-vx6xv
      @Eli-vx6xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Switch-No-Comply Lmaoo well ur in for a treat with Pedro

    • @tylerchamberlain4552
      @tylerchamberlain4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

    • @Henry14141
      @Henry14141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tylerchamberlain4552 don't listen to that lol. That was probably the most disgusting story I've ever heard.

  • @brandonstojanovic5086
    @brandonstojanovic5086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Wondering if Ethan has ever tried giving up soda? Carbonated drinks are pretty savage to the stomach

    • @Otaku3009
      @Otaku3009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Give up sodie pops?!?!?!

    • @thehighfly92
      @thehighfly92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How dare you suggest that.
      Bo would be disappointed and out of the house.

    • @BeachLookingGuy
      @BeachLookingGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like, savage to your overall health. I’m not sure they do anything healthy or active at all for more than 8 minutes

    • @yungpedro17
      @yungpedro17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably the #1 reason doesn’t he like religiously drink coke?

    • @grinder12g
      @grinder12g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a person who was drinking almost a 12 pack a day and now have not drank soda in over 4 years.. soda is bad for you in every way

  • @simoontv143
    @simoontv143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dan's laugh (at the background) is just magical...

  • @thdg9271
    @thdg9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Anyone else wondering how they made AI Ian so realistic or am i just dum...

    • @alisonobrien5636
      @alisonobrien5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i am sooo confused by this

    • @richarddixon4359
      @richarddixon4359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i have no idea what's going on either but im really interested in how they're doing it cuz his commentary is amazing

    • @eXsJonot
      @eXsJonot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure that's just face filter

    • @prodbylukee
      @prodbylukee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think they ordered an actual robot from some company and it's just Ian talking with a voice filter or something and the robots mouth moves. Ethan said that they spend a lot of money on him. Maybe he was being serious.

    • @mclairek
      @mclairek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      prod. Luke yup, I found the guy who made the silicone mask that was put over the robotics, it’s just a life cast of him.

  • @TheHemphogChronic
    @TheHemphogChronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I’ve been watching you guys since almost the very beginning, but After Dark is officially my favorite H3 show of all time. Stay awesome fellas!!

  • @cbcblad0
    @cbcblad0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    BDSM should ALWAYS include a safe word

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@weezercored Inexperienced is the nicest way of looking at it. I can see it as some abuser trying to trick people into being a position into be able to be abused.

    • @luhe8
      @luhe8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas agreed, I felt a really bad vibe from that dude

    • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
      @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@luhe8 I skipped it after he said he left her without talking about doing that before with them. I just couldn't listen to it. I didn't want to get angry.
      No ground rules, no safe word from what I read.
      I am not into that stuff and those are things that stick out as red flags to me. I don't mid people enjoying it, but it should be done in away with ground rules laid out, safe word. I guess their is hand sign if their is some sort of gag and you really can't understand them.
      Now he could be inexperience but he could also be abuser, also maybe never learned the right way.
      It just came off as bad, I don't know how bad.

    • @charliehockey78
      @charliehockey78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Edda Porzio facts

    • @msmitsumitsuko
      @msmitsumitsuko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Made me feel very uncomfortable and worried for her. :(

  • @Imanol897
    @Imanol897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    This was so damn exhausting to watch.
    I loved every minute

    • @nothingbutdope5316
      @nothingbutdope5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it is nice when they zone out and go off on those minecraft party tangents

    • @kingbradley8058
      @kingbradley8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The worst the podcast gets the better it actually becomes

  • @fishhand7581
    @fishhand7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude the ian robot could be scripted it’s so funny, ik it’s not but I can’t believe how Ian comes up with an answer so fast and have it be funny everytime wtf
    30:29 like wtf how does he do it

  • @dangitsjesss
    @dangitsjesss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm new to the H3 fam and I am enjoying my binge watching of every H3 podcast created lol.

  • @Spid.E-girl
    @Spid.E-girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Does it rub anyone the wrong way that that couple doesn't have a safe word??? 🤔🤔

    • @Racohi
      @Racohi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Exactly, that’s how deaths happen during BDSM sex

    • @talii3110
      @talii3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      big yikes

    • @CiggyButtBoi
      @CiggyButtBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmfao they sound like they haven't been into bdsm long at all.

    • @eternalglow6483
      @eternalglow6483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ror ror Deaths? Damn

    • @Spid.E-girl
      @Spid.E-girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're gonna watch this back one day and cringgggggge

  • @PBrousse
    @PBrousse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Thank you Pedro for making the whole country proud 👏🇵🇹 your benis breaking story made feel patriotic 🙌🇵🇹
    Edit:Carrinhos de choque 😳

  • @HilaryDuff4ever
    @HilaryDuff4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Constant fatigue could be caused by anemia (low iron or poor blood production). Taking iron pills has increased my alertness and I feel like a new person. Good luck, Ethan!

    • @AtlisDe
      @AtlisDe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Constant fatigue is kind of a commond attribute to lot of things though. Sleep disorders, lymes disease, the fact that hes going to bed late and sleeping whenever probably doesnt help.

    • @HilaryDuff4ever
      @HilaryDuff4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just wanted to throw it out there in case it helps!

  • @seankenny2206
    @seankenny2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Don’t they care about you not dying”
    Oh Ethan, they don’t. Our corporate masters would just let us die one by one and it would never matter to them.

  • @imkayleejade
    @imkayleejade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i appreciate all the time and effort everyone on the team puts into the podcast. i’m going through a break up right now and just rough life circumstances in general and the lengthy videos have gotten me through a lot! 💜

  • @Alynnescape
    @Alynnescape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    you need a safe word dude. it doesn't make your things any "less" in fact the opposite

    • @tamppi777
      @tamppi777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean, the word "stop" is pretty powerful but what do I know

    • @KaelynnzERbin
      @KaelynnzERbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@tamppi777 Not when you are pretending. In any kind of "play" ~OMG StAWPPPP~ is like the most common phrase. That's the entire point of safe words. Clearly, "but what do I know" because you know nothing.

    • @Alynnescape
      @Alynnescape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@tamppi777 it's also a respect thing. Showing that there IS a definitive line they will respect by having that set aside allows the sub to TRULY release into sub-space. It's as much psychological as it is a physical safety essential. ESSENTIAL.

    • @katieanna7587
      @katieanna7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yep. Didn’t feel great about that call.

    • @makkyroll_8157
      @makkyroll_8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even just saying Red Light. Like some people are super into r*pe play stuff and might not understand even if you’re firm and yelling NO! Because if you’re role playing that, maybe they won’t realize they’re crossing a line and you’ve stopped rope playing.

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    AB, you rock dude. Keep up the interactions, you're definitely a great fit for the show.

  • @michellejun9296
    @michellejun9296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I dealt with acid reflux/GERD for years. I eventually found out it had to do with my diet and since making lifestyle changes I no longer experience it. I really appreciate that you guys rep the GERD naysh!

    • @chrislarcombemusic8445
      @chrislarcombemusic8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A family member has a problem with this, what would you recommend!

    • @michellejun9296
      @michellejun9296 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrislarcombemusic8445 Hi there! GERD stems from food intolerances that cause poor digestion. I reduced sugar, dairy, and fiber and that seemed to help a lot.

    • @voluptuous4951
      @voluptuous4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know what the fuck it is for me. Pretty sure its oil, but sometimes i can take oil and sometimes I get aids cough 😂

    • @Boring_Ira
      @Boring_Ira 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The pyloric sphincter allows acid to flow up into the esophagus which can be caused by some dietary choices as well as physical issues or injuries. Mine stems from hiatel hernia.

  • @TheAg2661
    @TheAg2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ethan coming from somebody who suffers from depression and lack of sleep and insomnia please take care of your mental health, I understand that you wanna do for shows a week, but if it’s affecting you just take it easy we all support you and will love you no matter watch even if you do one show a week or no-shows at all

  • @AMe-nj9nt
    @AMe-nj9nt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I like AI Ian, he's like Ian's jerk side come to life.

    • @MrPalermonuncio
      @MrPalermonuncio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah i think with ai ian, ian can really express himself now lol

  • @Osaki17
    @Osaki17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    after dark let’s go!!!! i love this shit

  • @cherrybumman541
    @cherrybumman541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    ians like the funniest hes ever been as the robot

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's his alter ego. If you truly want to see who someone is give them a mask

    • @Remavi
      @Remavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts exactly!

  • @xmaster6576
    @xmaster6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Some ppl thought they could watch and eat" doing that currently lol

  • @sodiumqueen
    @sodiumqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m simping Hila so hard. She looks so good and I love how much she talks in these. She looks so happy and that makes me happy 🥺

  • @christophersurnname9967
    @christophersurnname9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I swear to god these guys are levelling up in all new ways. Hila absolutely glowing with life, and Ethan lit up with all kinds of fupa swag. Goddamn you guys are in my heart.

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    They will NEVER be able to show their faces again after this one!

    • @kasumialumi9575
      @kasumialumi9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It would be insane. I think it's more likely for AI Ian to hook up with Ethan than for them to return after this blasphemous episode.

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    How is Zach, the _sound guy_ mind you, literally the only one with delay and bad sound? xD

    • @TommyWashow
      @TommyWashow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      cause he spent his paycheck on that marshall stack

    • @Emperorhirohito19272
      @Emperorhirohito19272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ian wasn’t synced either

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emperorhirohito19272 Nice one.

    • @Emperorhirohito19272
      @Emperorhirohito19272 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alfred Soul thanks! I wasn’t joking though his audios not synced to the video

    • @AlfredSoul
      @AlfredSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Emperorhirohito19272 Oh. I thought you were alluding to the fact that AI Ian's mouth movements obviously don't match up.

  • @kaiiids815
    @kaiiids815 ปีที่แล้ว

    @37:00 Ethan putting his arm around Hila after saying “love you too” (to the fan comment) made me smile so hard. It’s like it reminded him to express his love for Hila. They are TOO CUTE

  • @celestialluness5814
    @celestialluness5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    reason why your thighs are hurting when they rub is because of the sweat and the friction with the rubbing of your thighs combined. Any kind of oil will fix that because oil and water cannot combine causing your thighs to just swiftly move! i personally use a coconut body oil, natural coconut oil and baby oil!

  • @henryw
    @henryw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I think this show’s background should be darker, more like the thumbnail’s aesthetic

    • @KIWIKIMI14
      @KIWIKIMI14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

    • @user-cu5bv4qy3w
      @user-cu5bv4qy3w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im getting a red distric neon sign on a brick wall vibe

    • @user-cu5bv4qy3w
      @user-cu5bv4qy3w 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao thats their thumbnail omg 💀

    • @skib1digyat
      @skib1digyat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I disagree, this brings some nice positive vibes

    • @katherines6322
      @katherines6322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disagree I love the new lighting

  • @TofuWaifu
    @TofuWaifu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    H3 After Dark: Make sure you aren't eating when you watch.

    • @bootymane9907
      @bootymane9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never thought I'd hear Hila say shove it in my ass before back in the H3H3 days shits wild lmfao

    • @TofuWaifu
      @TofuWaifu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bootymane9907 They've come a long way my friend.

  • @jackpoco
    @jackpoco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    It keeps happening, when Ethan Says he's having a bad episode, I think he puts out the best episodes.

  • @anewbugmusic
    @anewbugmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Of course it’s not the same Hila but I got GERD” 🥴 lmao that face he made after he said that.

  • @jonapello245
    @jonapello245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    unironically I went to the ER the other week for my GERD after it felt like my throat was closing up and I was choking and have been so comforted by this recent gerdtalk. It's really helpful to hear how Ethan has been dealing with his and funny to see the similar methods we've taken. It means a lot!

  • @TheZalot
    @TheZalot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    as h3 after dark continues, ethan should progressively style his hair with more and more gel

  • @kudiyyy
    @kudiyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This was one of the funniest episodes, i dont know why ethan said he was off his game.

  • @yozypost
    @yozypost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love when there’s so much content I can’t keep up on a busy week, keep it up, proud of you

  • @thedoc8338
    @thedoc8338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hila's hair in this is GORGEOUS

  • @GodfathersGodfathernet
    @GodfathersGodfathernet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I absolutely loved the EXEs. Still watch them sometimes. Some of my favorite stuff from H3. Ethan shouldn't feel like they were a waste of his time. They were great.

  • @catlady476
    @catlady476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Ethan, check your THYROID! could explain your weight problem, appetite, sleeping problems and tiredness.
    Edit: it's super easy to diagnose/rule out, just a blood sample to check the hormone levels. Eventual therapy is also super easy, just one pill per day and you get the baseline of healthy people.

    • @Benjamin_Monnoyeur
      @Benjamin_Monnoyeur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asthma also maybe ?

    • @autumnburton2091
      @autumnburton2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think all of his problems are caused by his weight problems.

    • @RealAliAlsuhail
      @RealAliAlsuhail 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @jameshalligan6142
      @jameshalligan6142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He takes a bunch of medications, he’s overweight, doesn’t sleep at normal hours, I’m not sure if he still eats fast food all the time but he used to. The fake meat they serve at fast food joints is no better for you than the antibiotic and steroid filled meat they normally serve. And he doesn’t work out. Of course he feels tired.

  • @leaf4224
    @leaf4224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Dude, she really does look like logic, just look and watch.

  • @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas
    @DubhghlasMacDubhghlas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When I was 6 on a fairly windy day i was dragged for about 10 feet before my dad was able to get a hold me and control the kite. And that was one the cheap kites you can get from Target, Kmart, etc. Plastic thin plastic poles, plastic for the wind grabber.
    Some of those kites at kite fest can require few people controlling it, due to the lift it has due to the size of the kite.

  • @BoyKiba
    @BoyKiba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ethan: I'm not doing that, I'm not going down on period!
    Sniff: EEEEETHAAAAAAN!

    • @CiggyButtBoi
      @CiggyButtBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wholesome?

    • @BoyKiba
      @BoyKiba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CiggyButtBoi well, i felt she/they were cute and sweet about what they talked

  • @anesthetized7053
    @anesthetized7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    bumpercars guy is a FUCKING CHAMP. my dude is a legend

  • @erden02
    @erden02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Please clip “ofc it’s not the same I have GERD”

  • @nostop8894
    @nostop8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "Why are you gay?" is actually the brother of the great president Zuma of the Republic of South Africa

    • @drawgam2946
      @drawgam2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Social structures are so very traditional in plenty of African countries sadly.

  • @buddabellyboom
    @buddabellyboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm currently watching a man internet shopping for his chafed thighs. The peak of content. I love it.

  • @brucewhite360
    @brucewhite360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    H3 after dark just saved the whole h3h3 universe. Finally funny goofs, funny people, funny videos and no politics. Papa Bless! 🙏

  • @soft.scorpio
    @soft.scorpio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I laugh so hard when I'm watching After Dark, I love this podcast so much (I am not a bot I swear, I just speak like one for some reason)
    Listening to Ethan talking about his balls chafing is so entertaining.

  • @badatthis8682
    @badatthis8682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dan is honestly the best laughtrack.

  • @stevenwolf2647
    @stevenwolf2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That little girl stuck on the kite literally broke David Blaine's record lol.

  • @andyx670
    @andyx670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a man who has recently turned a corner with my own curly hair, get yourself some curling cream. Papa bless

  • @andyptv1996
    @andyptv1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always tend to feel weird when I explore my kinkier fantasies via porn but Sniff and Zach have reassured me that I am not that out there. I am actually quite vanilla in comparison. Holy shit

  • @ExopMan
    @ExopMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hila: 'kind of looks like the greatest ride ever'
    lmao, she got me

  • @Paul-tc1sy
    @Paul-tc1sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I feel like I'm watching one of those shows I used to watch years ago at midnight about accidents or weird videos, I'm so excited every time you upload an After Dark episode!