I really woulda loved to take this lad away. Especially after he asked how are you going to arrest Jesus Christ. I'd have told we got nails and a cross. Three days won't be enough to release you though mate
@@carlingnugent They're not authority figures because they have no lawful authority, they're not warranted constables. They also don't have firearms, and it's nothing to do with their gender
@@carlingnugent they sont have guns, they dont even have tasers. Theyre pcsos do you understand what that means? Basically beta cops with practically 0 powers.
Trying to sound random, so that he can get away with mentally unstable claim, instead of prison a relativly cushy secure hospital instead, didn't work though.
@Fraz Gaming Recon is a noun. Its a shortened word & miltary slang for Reconnaissance. Its to send a party to gather intel. Please google 'gather intel' if you are confused or listen harder in English class.
James Bond actually DID do this lol. He used flour which is probably a lot more reliable that a piece of paper. Maybe police should put flour on the doorknob if they suspect something
Black copper is class above the rest. Knows how to talk to people and automatically de-escalate the thing. The other police act like tyrants in the tone and the way they behave. When he approached the shoplifter he acted as if he was having a normal convo with him but a convo with consequences. This is how to police.
Shocked he even had 24 weeks, normally CPS rejects all applications of criminals using mental health tactic and dismisses these common law breakers as no more than civil pests, pests that are born trained to help themselves like this guy all the time.
Eh? Police never help us out and we've got shoplifters like that every day. Police don't even turn up at ours, a PCSO sometimes comes to take a copy of the CCTV but never goes any further.
Nice professional work from all the police. Perhaps Jesus could use his powers to erase all those shoplifting tapes everyone has of him. Seems like Jesus would figure that out pretty fast.
Because they are super happy to be the first comment posted on the video. It's something every pathetic, like-seeking Internet goblin does, just ignore them!
If you want to commit crime come to Portsmouth. Police don't seem to give a shit down here. I know my local coop staff and they say the police don't do much and they have thiefs come in daily.
Oh let me come and ask if you will come for a voluntary interview , but if you done come to the interview which is voluntary I’m gunna force you to do it anyway
He doesn't need help, he was knowingly lying about his jesus claims, so that he would be sent to a low security hospital instead of a prison. They saw through it though, he is fine, with the exception of being a klepto.
What in his mind:
Suspect: "Im Jesus Christ"
Police: "okay we are sorry then."
(uncuff him)
Reality:
Suspect go to jail.
I really woulda loved to take this lad away. Especially after he asked how are you going to arrest Jesus Christ. I'd have told we got nails and a cross. Three days won't be enough to release you though mate
Why is this fed so calm
bridewell not jail !
and charged and bailed in 6 hours
His crime..... he was stealing the meat for that last supper
Underrated 🙌🏻🙌🏻😂😂
Body of christ
aha
It should’ve been bread 😂
This is an underrated comment
Who thinks these videos are entertaining?
Me and its 2x better because I'm from notts
Go on the channel's > Police Activity or Real World Police
Zehno Yt I’m addicted
Zehno Yt yup i do
Probably everyone or else we wouldn't be watching them, right?
Think the female officer needs to practice giving the caution more.
No, I'm fairly certain 'you're under arrest for thsertghkjsretgblkjwtbrgnhkjrebngkljnb5rkljgbnkwjlabneglkjbrgkwab5e' is the correct way to say it.
Good job he's got those two scary and intimidating PCSOs backing him up....
Authority figures with guns are such a joke when they're embarrassingly female. Good point 🙄
@@carlingnugent They're not authority figures because they have no lawful authority, they're not warranted constables. They also don't have firearms, and it's nothing to do with their gender
@@gabrielswan1788 Exactly.
@@carlingnugent lol your reply is so dumb
@@carlingnugent they sont have guns, they dont even have tasers. Theyre pcsos do you understand what that means? Basically beta cops with practically 0 powers.
😂😂😂 how do they keep themselves from busting out laughing. This is hilarious 😂
As an aspirational Jesus he should have been crucified on the edge of St Ann's
years of training my friend, you laugh on the job its a show of massive disrespect.
Probably because they know he’s mentally I’ll and have to deal with suicides all the time and know it’s not funny.
happy pride month!
He's a degenerate , not funny..
He's mentally deficient.
Close the doors on him.
Jokes on all of us, that's actually Jesus
cap
the day of reckoning will come, and you look up at the sky, you see that fella
he wouldnt be stealing now would he
@@supremetee_5172 No because he's made up ;-)
@@markfox7764 everyone has different beliefs
“I’ll put you in a tunnel”
Where did that come from 😂😂
So he can "see the light" at the end of the tunnel i am guessing:-))
@graham moore you mean a cave?
Trying to sound random, so that he can get away with mentally unstable claim, instead of prison a relativly cushy secure hospital instead, didn't work though.
That paper trick is pretty clever
you want to be really subtle, use a bit of lead from a mechanical pencil - it's far less likely to be noticed in the doorframe. :)
@@Shojikitsune1 and far harder to see at any point from police perspective with higher likelihood of getting lost in the carpet or under the door
@@Teindall funny how the cops use the same technique robbers use to recon if houseowners are around lol
@Fraz Gaming Recon is a noun. Its a shortened word & miltary slang for Reconnaissance. Its to send a party to gather intel. Please google 'gather intel' if you are confused or listen harder in English class.
That is literally an old James Bond trick. Take a hair and place it across the door so you can tell if anyone’s come through.
That trick with the paper in the door, that’s some James Bond shit. Why aren’t we training our cops this well?
I'm not sure it's THAT effective 😆 resourceful though I'll give him that!
James Bond actually DID do this lol. He used flour which is probably a lot more reliable that a piece of paper. Maybe police should put flour on the doorknob if they suspect something
Well, if you're a 'murican, your cops get trained in the application of force, not investigation.
She butchered reading the rights she skipped out all the big words 🤣
Black copper is class above the rest. Knows how to talk to people and automatically de-escalate the thing. The other police act like tyrants in the tone and the way they behave. When he approached the shoplifter he acted as if he was having a normal convo with him but a convo with consequences. This is how to police.
"I'm arresting you for saying that to me"
😂😂😂
i'm gonna use that one 😅
"Thou shalt not steal", it's literally in the 10 commandments... COME ON MAN.
I'm not even religious, but REALLY 'Jesus'? haha
They didn't come from Jesus tho. It's from the prequel.
Biggest shop lifter here is the shop, so bad quality and so over priced
He's not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
damn you I just wrote that thinking it was funny. you beat me to it, you bastard.
Are there any nail prints in his hands???
🤣 perfect
Welcome to Britain! 😂
Facts 😂
For real tho🤣🤦🏽♀️
LOL, so true 😂
Grapxbeatz ll Yeah.
Gypsy kent 🤣
After coming out of jail, his Jesus card won't work anymore so he'll use the *I'm Buddha* card
'I'm gunna put you in a tunnel'
'Your gunna put me in a tunnel?why?'
'Coz your arresting me'
😂😂😂😂
Does that cop have a permanent bead of sweat on the side of his head or is it a scar?
I have been wondering this for ages
It's a scar
He's just eating his snaps leave him alone
Who else is binge watching videos like this in quarantine ?
Lol yea..u not alone
@@JasLoretha95 I'm glad
Mental health in the uk at its finest
What you said is so wrong
That's messed up
Shocked he even had 24 weeks, normally CPS rejects all applications of criminals using mental health tactic and dismisses these common law breakers as no more than civil pests, pests that are born trained to help themselves like this guy all the time.
Sending him to jail will help
Thou shalt not steal.
Aww he gave it to the WPC so she could get her first nick bless her 😅
@Vale how is it wrong????
@Fraz Gaming no she was a special constable they have the same powers and do the same job as PC's
A police officer is a police officer, it doesn't matter if they are male or female
24 weeks in prison? For stealing food? Lmao
That's half a year so it's a decent punishment
As soon as I heard “In Nottinghamshire” I just thought of course it fucking is 🤣🤣
Not surprised the court saw he was fit to attend court its clear he is faking mental ilness
Jesus Christ in Nottingham 🤣🙈
I didn't realise Jesus Christ was black?
No but historically he would of been a Middle Eastern man, with likley darker skin. It’s not the white guy with the beard we see.
How come cops 👮♂️ in a America use a peace of paper to read your rights but in the UK they don't
Different methods.
everyone gangsta tilll the cop recognises you and calls ur name
Suspect: "I declare that I am Jesus Christ!"
Custody Sargeant: "middle name?"
Imagine if he was cooking the stolen chicken when the police were knocking on his door lool
he didn't answer because he was trying to flush an entire chicken down the toilet 😅
It will be to sell on
He’s just taking it to feed the 5000 he’ll be back to the shop later with much more 😂
Thought he would of took some bread and fish and some water to turn into wine when he got home 😂😂
would *have *taken
Why does the phrase 'care in the community' spring to mind?
24 weeks, so 6 months... just say 6 months ahah
in which year was this filmed?
maybe he's schizophrenic... Idk just a thought
Yes probably. Or someone with grandiose disorder.
halssaa x still not an excuse to help himself to other people’s stuff! No more than being Jesus is an excuse! 🥴
julie Wallis well if he was schizophrenic he needs medical help not jail time :)
I wonder what the story is behind that massive scar on his face. Looks like a knife wound.
Now he's been arrested, he didn't even get the chance to have his last supper before being carted off to the tomb
Bread and fish stocks in the local supermarkets reach an all time low
This cop thinks he’s light from death note haha
Wonder if the Three Wisemen were his accomplices
Turns fuck all into wine.
Sorry but that female police officer. Seriously. No wonder uk police have zero respect
Lmao 3 whole chickens, fucking legend. The mans not hurting anyone, leave him alone •__•
Off camera he resurrected all those chickens.
anyone notice she didn't say when questions when she read out the rights.
is it legal to look though his letter box ?
If he isJesus Christ why didn't he just steal bread and wine.Sorry just a joke.
@O'Doyle Rules Very cool.
I have watched a few of these, I find it hard to believe these police or really this polite..
The real Jesus has no reason to steal anything....
You had to kill it.
Ok
well he'd turn that one chicken into like 7000 chickens wouldnt he 😆
Does this show work like the USA one did. Police dept gets bad rep, invites show in to do a heavily censored 'we are good cops' reality (coughs) TV.?
Man said Jesus Christ lol😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How is that guy sane?
This looks like the infamous Beef Bandit.
5:20 and I’m the Cookie Monster
That is a downgrade and a half
everyone gangsta till he threatens to put ya in a tunnel
Imagine it was actually Jesus Christ
If he was jesus christ he wouldn't need to shop lift anyways
lol he has schizophrenia that's why he thinks he is jesus
Grabbing a chicken in his bag 💼
And grabbing two of the steak 🥩 and leaving the 🏬 shop without paying
Eh? Police never help us out and we've got shoplifters like that every day. Police don't even turn up at ours, a PCSO sometimes comes to take a copy of the CCTV but never goes any further.
Thought Jesus was a fictional 4ft middle eastern jewish man?
He definitely delusional lmao
Why did he steal all that meat when he only needed some bread and fish? Maybe a bottle of water.
Big Karl Browne, the best of us! Good work lad.
Where's the emergency?
Nice professional work from all the police. Perhaps Jesus could use his powers to erase all those shoplifting tapes everyone has of him. Seems like Jesus would figure that out pretty fast.
Why people in the comments say first ?
Because they are super happy to be the first comment posted on the video. It's something every pathetic, like-seeking Internet goblin does, just ignore them!
spyweb314 clearly jealous 🤣😬😅
Cameron Gavin I just ignore them
I bet he sold them in the local wetherspoons,Allegedly.
If you want to commit crime come to Portsmouth. Police don't seem to give a shit down here. I know my local coop staff and they say the police don't do much and they have thiefs come in daily.
Why are they using a piece of paper LOL
Fitz 101 it worked didn’t it!
Fitz 101 2:48 if you missed it they explain why they put a paper there
Clearly haven’t watched it well if your asking this question
0:42
4:50 - 5:01 😂😂😂
He needs medication lol
why is he making such unusual comments, if he doesn't have a mental health issue?
He thinks he will get away with it
Oh let me come and ask if you will come for a voluntary interview , but if you done come to the interview which is voluntary I’m gunna force you to do it anyway
crazy to think jesus was reborn into st anns
Nah i heard he’s in Hull 😂
its petty theft !
He stole 7 chickens
Going to jail for stealing chicken hmmmm
3 whole chickens 😂
A Jogger looking for reparations!!!
200 IQ from Carl
If he really was jesus then he wouldn't need to steal... Oh well let's just hope he repents...
did he have 5 loaves 2 fishes
My man on some next shittt🚫🧢🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Some one need to check my man.who knows dis guy could vanishh to thin airrr.🚫🧢🤣
*Anyone else binge watching these* *?*
Poor guy just wanted good for his followers, for the feast at Canaan😁😁😁😁😁😁
What’s going through that persons head saying that he’s Jesus Christ
WTH
Jesus christ shoplifting star
Hold up why tf did they end up in Tescos even though they were in co op
Because the shoplifter was on a spree stealing from other shops such as Tesco and that as well
Beautiful police women
SAlexW SaDw you are a bit of a weirdo aren’t you
150% a nonce
They are laughing at him but he needs help not prison
He doesn't need help, he was knowingly lying about his jesus claims, so that he would be sent to a low security hospital instead of a prison. They saw through it though, he is fine, with the exception of being a klepto.
Real Jesus could make those cuffs, and everyone around disappear. 💨
Bro I know for a fact he knows him from the party shop
Jesus Christ never will be black nor is he white he’s Middle Eastern I rest my case
Jesus would not do that