Shark Tank, but With Your Girlfriend
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Written By Stevie Emerson & Nikki Howard
Directed By Stevie Emerson
Edited by Stevie Emerson
Cinematography By Dillon Lane
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keeping up the good content during quarantine, appreciate it! stay safe
Ditto! Stay safe! Thanks for the awesome content!
Dm me broooo!
Stevie Emerson dude this was both funny and well executed. But she owned you 😂
I'm from UK and we have dragon's den instead but matched the one I knew perfectly. loved it! Underated
if you’ve ever seen a single episode of shark tank this shit was spot on
100%
9001%
100
So if I haven't, it's not spot on?
The offer, samples, explanation, counteroffer, phone call, zooming in, the deal and handshake. It was all there.
For the record her acting *is* that of a premium girlfriend lol great job
That's so true lol. She could have been a terrible actor haha
Ikr
thank you for emphasizing the right word
If that's what passes for premium these days then I'm happy to stay single
Simp
“There’s nothing proprietary about this” Christ this is scarily accurate.
accuuuuu
Gav3 you the 1k like
WTF i read this comment in the exact moment they pronounce this in the video
lmao 5 thousandth like
I do not understand, anyone can explain what this word means?
It's so accurate. Her expression is just perfect, it's like the real Shark Tank.
She's totally channelling Lori!
@@moeball740 LOL. Kinda true, the shape of her face and her hairstyle too matches Lori.
Yea she killed this performance 👏🏾
"How did you come up with this?"
"Two years ago"
Lmao I died
2.6k likes and no replies tho
People fr sleeping on Merfolk
Lmao I can relate
@@DrSwazz Hahaha you a goofy niqqa
What a King 🤴
This made me realize how funny that intense sound effect is in general.
Edit: You guys... this comment thread has me dying, so thank you.
mynameisliana Sex boobs
T Yes very mature
T Yes Get off of youtube kid
Ancalagon no
🤣🤣🤣
"You know what, I like you."
"I would hope so I'm your boyfriend."
It's like the one moment where the video clips to reality.
This was the one golden moment
she's in too deep
That was goldddddd
I don't get it. we all saw the video.
My man played the “you went on a trip to Miami card for a bachelorette party” strategy and is STILL down 12 months of holidays with her family, that a MAJOR oof man, you could have gotten it down to 6 at least with the stuff you like and 2 days in Vegas.
he must like it a lot, I mean he got a perpetuity out that's a big ask
We don’t deserve this level of content, it’s almost too good.
its disrespectful, how good this is
Then you can fuckin leave because once I subscribed, I deserve this shit BITCH
I feel disrespected as a man
Wrong it's great
It’s just...too good
The boys always elevating the stakes with the mean counter offer
“I would hope so, I’m your boyfriend” That killed me.
other word... i just fucking u.... i do what i want...
I KNOW RIGHT
What about that weekend in Vegas with your girls.
“That wasn’t just a bunch of crazy girls getting after it”
@John Smith lmao imagine using big words to sound smart you are the only sheep hear buddy plus i can say whatever the fuck i want to and yes it did kill me, as in i died of laughter, as in i was laughing a lot, cliche or not i dont care it just relates to how i was feeling when i heard it, everyone uses it just like everyone uses lol/lmao/xd as in laughter please shut up you degenerate
@John Smith no just tired of that tired cliche "you mad bro"
Me being annoyed at the commercial break was probably the most realistic. Like what is the counter?! And the trip to Miami I SCREAMED
I love how detached she is from the girlfriend role lol, just pure Shark. Great acting.
prob also bc they're not actually dating lol
@@ashleylam764 excellent point
@@ashleylam764 which is also undetermined
That’s..what acting is..
@@Dognuhtz no ya doofus...they could have easily portrayed the character as more of a girlfriend and casual with the boyfriend. There is plenty of shit acting in sketches out there, and I find this good acting. What's the problem?
this actually makes relationships look way easier, we should have been doing this from the start
Do you realy have to ask your girlfriend for permission?
This was joke man
but simps do this since the start rofl
@@audio.video.disco. I know, There are a lot nowadays... Some probably ask permission to his wife's boyfriend too, just in case
@@FedeArgentina yeah, go away misleading your beloveds trust in you. See how far that goes before she starts cheating
GhostDcuo ohey guys I found the simp
Guy: has an idea
Sharks: you have a product, and for that reason, I’m out
Barbara*
Kevin: but how do I make MONEYYY
😂😂
This is awkward... gonk
Ragbags you are an imposter !
This girl is perfect!
Even actress is not acting at all, she is living her role.
Yes she needs to be in Hollywood on the big screen. She has that something.
Yeah she is way better than like EVERY famous female actor i can even think of MINUS Emily Blunt because she literally played a character called The Full Metal Bitch in a sci fi movie a while back so she gets a pass.
And she has great legs....yowza!!
@@Alan_Edwards also face is pretty
@@milosvojinovic5710 Pretty hot all the way around IMO.
Best 5 minutes of this quarantine
Yes!!!
100%
4 mins and 42 secs for the vids then extra 18 seconds for the laughs. That's why he said 5 mins
Spot On lmao
"But she's your skankiest friend"
"And he's yours"
Honestly a really solid point by the gf
Men can't be skanks
azu111 ok skank
@@emmadunn8961 there it is
@@azu111 Yeah they can be, they're just called fuckbois
Tales From the Pipes this shit is crazy lmfao
Twist: Vegas closed due to corona virus. Your end of the deal is still contractual.
Welcome to America, toca solaman would have offered his boys an office in London, and the aussie would low ball him by offering to shave her genitals.
Second plot twist: her family does from coronavirus so you don't have to see them! Queue music, "You're the best.. around! Nothing's ever gonna keep ya down!"
Corona breaks most contracts tho
Force Majeure 🤷🏾♂️
Binding is the right word buddy
"If you do that thing that I like tonight" man of culture 😂
I wonder what the "thing" was!😂
I wonder, too. Could it be anal, oral, or something innocent like playing video games together.
🍑😝
This is so fake, she gave him a counter option.
Austone the One and Only Otaku 69 likes ... so LIKE
Lmaoooo
Austone the One and Only Otaku she didn’t say no lol
More so, she took away perpetuity at all. That kinda deal almost never happens in real.
Her counter offer was SPOT ON😭😂😂😂😂
That face he made when she said “you have to pretend to like my dad” LMAOOO relatable
So relatable 😂😂😂
For real
Yo that face to accurate
“I like you”
“I would hope so I’m your boyfriend”😂
I lost it at that point 😂😂
😂😂
F
yeah I died
Lmao
This shit is TOO good. The way you absolutely nail the subtleties, the clever writing..even the acting...I don't understand why you don't have 30m views on every video
didn't think this was a real clip of shark tank until she said something he didn't like and it did the zoom with the eyebrow raise and the low synth
Those facial expressions were crazy.
So many likes and only 2 replies
So many likes and only 3 replies
So many likes and only 4 replies
So many likes and only 5 replies
“You can’t just nod your head with a white claw in your hand”
I can relate man
White Claw 😅😅😅
Whats a white claw?
@@flyguyry1 my search suggest that its a popular beer brand in the US
lol i somehow get to this video again, not knowing what is white claw , searching for the answer in the comments, then finding my own comment with the answer... i have a problem.
@@flyguyry1 it's hard seltzer
She looks and acts like lori greiner and you act like the typical business proposer in the show. Good content!
I was thinking more Janine from ST Australia.
She acted absolutely nothing like Lori in this. Everything she said and did was straight out of Kevin's playbook.
@@gracialonignasiver6302 The emotions were really similar to Lori(laughing, sympathy, etc.)
@@gracialonignasiver6302 The "I like you" is definitely a Lori move, not Kevin
@@gracialonignasiver6302 Plus the "I want you to answer me right now." That's Lori all night long.
As someone obsessed with shark tank this was phenomenally accurate
Barbara: You’re a considerate, thoughtful and loving boyfriend. And for those reasons, I’m out.
What?? 😭
@@clientprojects7638 that’s how Barbara is in shark tank lol she be saying all the great things about someone and then just says she’s out and barely ever invests
That's Jenny over the pond.
@@imtiajjisun5047 I Don't think she actually invested into any companies. lol
@@roverguy23 haha she must have at least invested in one company she likes
"How did you come up with this?"
"About two years ago..."
The back story hit spot on
lmao i lost it when it cut to the laptop
Everyone saying dodge any girl like this and I'm just sitting here like damn how nice is it to have a talk about each others plans and come to a mutual agreement where both sides are happy, I'd take this over my last relationship anytime.
Yes! Is he just supposed to go to vegas without her/his ok? Just don’t be in a relationship if you are not sharing decisions
If you think trading selfish benefits leads to a healthy relationship you're going to get into a lot of toxic stuff.
Daniel Azevedo so what do you think is the right thing to do? To travel behind each others back?
@@DenaStrawberry absolutely not, but all the behaviors seen in this video are selfish.
Daniel Azevedo its...a parody 🥺😂 love you 😘
"You actually have to have a conversation with him, you can't just nod your head with a White Claw in your hand" LOLOL
Her delivery of the “No.” to Easter made me laugh so hard. Just actually perfect
Fr lmao and that closeup as well haha
Got me good 😂 cackled
It was a weak counter.
Seriously, who the hell has an EASTER get together with the family? Never heard of it.
Barbara vibe
He got a great deal, I would love to see the results of it in a few years.
The trip would constantly get brought up. I give them two more years after the trip or a rough marriage
they should definitely do one of the follow up spots
I would love ro see the results tonight tho
Only missing Barbara getting out for whatever stupid reason. And for that reason, I'm out.
😂
I was going to like and share the video, then I saw your comment. And for that reason, I'm out.
I don't know either of these people and for that reason I'm out
He messed up. I would have asked for "that thing he likes" in perpetuity.
In the near future,, divorce rates plummet as the "Shark Tank Method" is introduced to reletionships
You know what not gonna lie I actually think this a viable although comedic communication tool for couples
RIGHT?? It's because people don't communicate and learn to WORK TOGETHER. This was an amazing skit that was both hilarious but also profound because people don't communicate enough! If couples were just open and honest with each other, then life gets along much better. That's where you can trust each other more.
@@donhartfield no pal, they fall out of love. Most couples gets divorced because the spark and attraction fades away, or was never really there to begin with. In this day and age we are encouraged to have multiple sex partners. Once a couple is in therapy trying to communicate better and "negotiate" love and lust, you know it's over.
@@sickkunt1573 I have a few married friends who went to marriage counseling and said it was a positive change. A lot of people have troubles living with a new person if they weren't living together before marriage. That can be one of the hardest things to deal with.
(Further) plummeting birth rates among Westerners would also result.
I would watch a full season of this over actual shark tank 😂
Masry Motors YES
@@ibrahimimtiaz8897 facts
I know right, totally 😁😂🤣
Actual shark tank is entertaining asf. Especially if you’re into business.
Holy shit all that and that thing he likes tonight? This guy is the luckiest man on earth.
On second thought, she buckled fast after bringing up Miami. Might want to look into that, bro.
LOL
He should've lead with that on his original pitch. He could've kept the holidays open for future deal making.
Ollie Foxx Lol yeah but he didn’t even think of it until he made his phone call to his boy
😂😂😂😂
Imagine asking for permission. Back in the 60s men could just take, now we are expected to ask first?? They took away our balls and our God given right to female property.
This is quality content... actually felt like a real shark tank episode..
Had me genuinely smiling when he got the deal hahahaha
The bachelorette party put them on even ground and he still gave in to a ridiculous offer.
It be like that bro
But she did the thing he likes. Only god knows what that could be lmao
@@bobjones665 "It really do be like that sometimes"
Thats how girlfriends work
Equal is never equaal
I think he said it was from her last marriage. Unless he was talking about her friends?
“I’m a *premium* girlfriend, I’m not just any girlfriend”
I’m gonna use that 😂
Edit: yikes, didn’t think this needed to be said but (just like in the context of the video) it’s a joke lol
Yikes.
Please don't use that, sounds like Pornhub Premium 😂
Dont use that, thats really stting up a toxic relationship
It also means you have a free trial period where we get to experience ALL the features of the paid package
Philippe Lagiats lol! This is the realest stuff right here... Dude keeps acting like he can get it for free; girl starts charging him 😈
"I'm gonna make you an offer"
*Dramatic sound byte into commercial break*
so perfect. really drew me in 🤣🤣
😂😂
His facial expression afterwards was perfect 😂😂
This is one of your best. The electronic bass sound effects. The over the top surprised expressions. Gold. 😆😆😆
He looks like he's going to ask if she's heard about the book of Mormon.
😆😆😂
lmaoooo
LMFAOOOOOOO
Emma Dealey HAHA
Ded 😂😂😂
Barbara: Las Vegas for the boys starts with an L. For that reason I’m Out.
Lol
Justin Wong LMAOOOOO GOLD
Real Shark Tank
Entrepreneur: Breathes...
Sharks: For that reason, I’m out!
This was well done. I would love to see more of this somehow. Maybe like a parent child. Such as with chores or extra credit hw.
The off-key inception sound effect was a nice touch lol, this parody is spot on, I love it!
"You know what... I like you"
*"I would hope so i'm your boyfriend"*
She really looks like a premium girlfriend LOL
One Blue Boi what
@One Blue Boi 😂😂😂😂
@One Blue Boi bro you ok?
@One Blue Boi Bro??
She's premium because she has a onlyfans
This was well written and well performed. Well done both of you! Oh, and it was funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Damm, she is asking for the 90% of the company!!!
The editing on this video is 10/10
This is better than 95% of the big budget shit hollywood makes.
Mllr hr of course you’re that guy
I can't ever laugh on SNL. It's so bad
There’s always going to be *that guy*
This is better than the Godfather and snakes on a plane
This was hella funny. You both really nailed the roles. It's not easy, good job ☺️
"If I have to sit through another Thanksgiving rant about how the earth is flat I'm gonna lose it, the guy's off his rocker" That shit had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣.
The father is right. The Earth is flat.
@@axelfoley20 it’s not lol
@@antoinjohnson4146 {nods and sips Aldi alcohol seltzer}
@@crnkmnky are you saying you agree or disagree with me lol
@@antoinjohnson4146 🤷🏿♀️ The earth is not flat, but I don’t really care either.
I'm married 28 years and I can tell you there is zero chance she's letting me go to Vegas alone! This was fricken funny! I wouldn't even want to go to Vegas without my wife.
Soooo, does she need to be worried tho?
Not fair I think
lol, she wears the pants in the relationship? Be a man and stop asking her for permission.
David there is no way, maybe a slight chance,gut says no!
@Andrei Georgescu no. In a healthy relationship both partners should ask eachother what they’re comfortable with. That is what healthy is. Just because girls go out without asking permission doesn’t mean you should stoop down to their level. Be a good boyfriend and a good person to someone who is worthy of that
Barbara: you’re shirt is white and for that reason I’m out
*your
The soundtrack. Editing. Acting. SPOT ON.
*Max’s Counter Offer: The thing he likes tonight*
Killed me
Can you explain it, i still do not get it
@@linhviet4656 you sweet summer child
@@Jambala1396 BJ?
@@adithyas.krishnan5828 maybe more crazy
@@ferry6700 r***play
The only thing thats missing. Kevin: "What are you going to do?"
Soldierofreedom I thought that was the first thing she was going to ask
@@williammcalpine2718 Also, missing obligatory Mark's "Congratulations"
Shouldn’t have watched this in a book store. Literally lost it and everyone else was looking at me like an idiot.
What kind of bookstore has wifi? So the customers can look up the prices? How to lose customers 101. 😂😂😂
IceBetweenEyeliner I was using data package and yes most of the book stores in China has wifi.
@@AmazingRebel23 plenty of bookstores have WiFi
@@AmazingRebel23 you know places like Walmart and target have had wifi for people for awhile now right
It's ok to celebrate a W for tha boyz
Steve you are excellent Sir , what a great actor !
GENIUS, This has the potential to grab everyone's attention and
crush views!
C N would you... like a straw? I can in insert this bad boy into you. I’m serious, it’s there for when you need it.
Soooo spot on. “Thanksgiving in perpetuity” lollllll
I loved that lol
Barbara be like “I don’t like Vegas and for that reason, I’m out.”
Yea definitely
No one else on TH-cam makes me literally bust out laughing like this channel does. Amazing work, can’t wait to see where you’ll go!
This is damn accurate he even pulled out the sad story
There's nothing proprietary about this..
Unknown Warrior bruh
this was so well done lol
WELYN!?
"I'm a premium girlfriend" ugh
INCELS UNITE
@@Blahsheep Are you knocking him for "ugh'ing" the
"premium girlfriend" line?
@@cj7139 who the fuck knows ma dude
Incel babe
She does that thing he likes though
This is so well done! They both played the Shark Tank perfectly!!! And it was hillarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is low key genius and creative lol
Whats up with this "low key" nonsense. How is something low key genius? Is it genius or not?
wow y’all are really pressed over this eight-word comment☠️
@@52andattitude48 Haha right.
@@52andattitude48 wow y’all are really pressed over these three replies☠️
@Facts Only you don't seem to have any sense of humor
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!! LMAO
very good yes
FIRST TO REPLY
hiii
true
Pokimane no
Слава Украине
This should be an actual reality show! Like Big Brother globally
Barbra: I’m not in this episode so unfortunately I’m out.
“You’ve a HOBBY, not a boyfriend.” For this reason, I’m out
Lmao
This duo is perfect.
tyler is a gentlemen ladies, don’t let this video tell you otherwise
Undeniable best mixtape
Barry Allen 100%
I wish I could press the like button a hundred times. This is so brilliant.
Make a hundred accounts if you’re serious about giving 100 likes.
You can. It's just that after the 100th time you will have unlinked your like xD
This was very well done. 👍🏽😊
I'm that friend Tyler the fu*kboy, but without the fu*k.
Always a banger with Stevie
Why did I actually start smiling when he made the deal. THIS IS SO ACCURATE
She didn’t ask him where he’s from and for that reason; I’m out!
Just discovered this channel..funny as fuuk...lol. Well.played...❤
I watch Shark Tank every Tuesday so this was good to see
that shits on repeat on cnbc pretty much every day...it's literally on right now as I type this haha
This is one of the most underrated youtube channels ever. The effort this man puts in his work is astonishing.
This is quality 😂 it even had a commercial break recap I’m done
That was golden.
I dont care if its comedy but i dont like weak men
This makes me terrified of the girlfriend I dont even have.
Praty nagarad fax😶
Don’t find her.
then dont search for it.
sama is what I say, yes?
Well I mean this is extragerrated, and a shark tank parody lol
As a huge fan of the Shark Tank this is hilariously accurate
'A huge fan of THE Shark Tank'
ok. 😄
This is brilliantly performed and executed
That moment when she said NO 😂
This was dupe
The funniest thing is I first watched Stevie's parodies on Shark Tank and only now I am watching the real ST. I thought those close ups of stupid faces was just some funny thing Stevie and the gang invented but no! This is literally what they're doing in real Shark Tank. And the whole editing there is just the worst! So now I'm rewatching Stevie's parodies and it's just hilarious:)
Barbara: IM OUT
Kevin: I need to wet my beak
Chris:I invested in Uber
Robert: I LOVE IT
Lori: This would be great on QVC
Mark: *claps*
3 minutes after that thing he likes tonight: "I'm out."
I wanna know the address of the three people who disliked cause we got a problem
Now there's 12, we finna pull up on all of them
Adress is the graveyard. And should i be wrong i Summon all dudes and dudets to help me...correct that mistake. ASAP XD
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