Inspector Clouseau and the assassin

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  • @fleageful
    @fleageful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    All these years later, it is still hilarious! He's irreplaceable

  • @rmooreg
    @rmooreg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Mr. Chung didn't stand a chance I'm afraid... he never even knew what hit him. As Chief Inspector Dreyfuss once lamented "Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross worker".

    • @digitricks
      @digitricks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He also said, "To Clouseau, this Doomsday Machine is just a water pistol!"

    • @rmooreg
      @rmooreg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@digitricks
      Poor Dreyfuss! But he was rewarded with some of the funniest lines in film history. Along with the "Attila the Hun" and "water pistol" cracks, he also, when a colleague, confused by his animosity toward Clouseau, says "But isn't he the best detective in France?" looks incredulously and bellows "Best? BEST? He's the worst! He's the WORST EVER! Give me 10 men like Clouseau and I could DESTROY the WORLD!" and when told that Clouseau had tailed the "Phantom" to a luxurious ski resort in the mountains, Dreyfuss laments wistfully "Ahh, Lugash, today a paradise in the Alps; tomorrow...a WASTELAND!"
      Of course played to perfection by the great Herbert Lom. No one else could infuse such solemn, sober dignity into such a gibbeting, twitching lunatic. The Panther films were fun to watch, even as the series morphed from ribald yet pretty low key bedroom farce to over the top, outrageously zany slapstick. The duo of Clouseau and Dreyfuss, but truthfully, Sellers and Lom, always delivered the goods.

    • @IIISentorIII
      @IIISentorIII ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a Swiss citizen and red Cross worker I 100% agree with that statement!
      🤣

    • @blueheaven4838
      @blueheaven4838 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krishansen281
      @krishansen281 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @jims6226
    @jims6226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    remember these as a kid now 62 still laughing my butt off. thank you

    • @linokleinmeuleman5233
      @linokleinmeuleman5233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gonna be 62 this year and love it too!

    • @ioannisalex5089
      @ioannisalex5089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me 56 and still laughing like a child !!

    • @jennifersman7990
      @jennifersman7990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      54 here, I remember for like 3 years in a row the films were the highlight of summer vacations for me

    • @waverider1674
      @waverider1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you are blessed with great childhood memories

    • @IIISentorIII
      @IIISentorIII ปีที่แล้ว +1

      41 And the same :)

  • @derekgaffney7689
    @derekgaffney7689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Only one word sums up the wonderful Peter seller's Genuis rip Peter and thanks for the laughter 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪☘️ from Dublin Ireland

  • @DAUGHTEROFBABYLON
    @DAUGHTEROFBABYLON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Peter Sellers was a riot, very funny. I miss him a lot. God Bless him and Everyone!

    • @peterm1826
      @peterm1826 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was also a lunatic.

  • @Lilymm2bunnys
    @Lilymm2bunnys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:10 that karate-dance accompanied by horn blowing in perfect rythm....lmfao

  • @schizoidboy
    @schizoidboy 11 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "I'm trying to save my life madam..." Hilarious.

    • @funentertaintment6065
      @funentertaintment6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      schizoidboy at first i was wandering how was he going to save himself from dangerous villian and when i find it instead of getting worried i laughing lol😹😹😹😹

    • @schizoidboy
      @schizoidboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@funentertaintment6065 It's what makes it funny. If you've seen The Pink Panther Strikes Again you'll have heard the part where Dreyfus tells why his own assassins could never get Clouseau, because of his idiocy. If anyone could get Clouseau it wouldn't be an assassin it would be Cato.

    • @stephencox8177
      @stephencox8177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention”

  • @SuperAnatolli
    @SuperAnatolli 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The worlds most effective assasin survives less than 45 seconds in Clouseaus appartment...

    • @TOFKAS01
      @TOFKAS01 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Now I know what "Hitman 47" really means...

  • @billbates5475
    @billbates5475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    the burnt hat , glasses and beard getup is killin me ROFLMAO!

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, if I remember correctly, he had just survived another attempt on his life by way of explosion.

    • @Fy6jtgybuj8
      @Fy6jtgybuj8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those blown up clothes lol

  • @christopherpage4649
    @christopherpage4649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    It's amazing how Clouseau accomplishes more by accident than intentionally.

  • @Otokuyama
    @Otokuyama ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Legend says that Ed Parker is still falling to this day

  • @08Rimmer
    @08Rimmer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention"

    • @klauspendolo1393
      @klauspendolo1393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samuel Rimmer that’s what I said about China all along. Them and their concentration camps....

    • @acbeaumo
      @acbeaumo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@klauspendolo1393 Kato is Japanese though.

  • @sleepyricky4826
    @sleepyricky4826 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Clumsiness and coincidence, his classic combo, all natural!

  • @KTK44
    @KTK44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    So much dust under the bed that it pushes the potty bowl out from under it xD

    • @ms-fb6xt
      @ms-fb6xt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who keeps.potty bowl under bed??!!!!😫😫😫😫😫

  • @carmilo9399
    @carmilo9399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "Catoooo..., this is your employer speaking, I am canceling the attack orders for tonight".

  • @rmooreg
    @rmooreg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just wanted to give credit to Blake Edwards. Although he's not the most technically gifted or a stickler for details or a highly disciplined film auteur, let's be honest The guy created more than his share of the goddamned funniest moments ever put on film. More than a few times his work had me gasping for breath , clutching my gut and crying, not from pain, but laughter. Maybe not genius, but something as close as you can get to it. But, then again,maybe genius..

  • @planetkori
    @planetkori 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Truly the funniest movies of all time. My parents and I would piss ourselves silly with laughter every time they came on. God bless Peter Sellers and Blake Edwards. They sure knew how to make us laugh.

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 11 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    lol, unbelievable. This is probably the only time where training with Kato actually paid off! :D

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I guess all those attack routines he's practiced with Cato have paid off.

  • @enigma7784
    @enigma7784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When the Assassin land's: Ahh! Flowerpot to the head: Ahh! Hilarious

  • @stvstreett
    @stvstreett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ed parker was my karate teacher in the 70s. i went on to teach white and yellow belts at his baltimore school

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    No assassin is a match for Clouseau!

    • @schizoidboy
      @schizoidboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only Inspector Dreyfus knew the truth. In the Pink Panther Strikes Again he tells his henchmen, some of whom happen to be the best hitmen in Europe, they wouldn't stand a chance. "He can't be that good." "He's not good he's terrible; there's no man like him in the world, compared to Clouseau that thing [the doom's day ray] is just a water pistol..."

    • @theslayerishereboi4255
      @theslayerishereboi4255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Compared to Clouseau, Shaggy at his infinite power and Omnipotent goku are just garden cleaners

  • @robjohnson4906
    @robjohnson4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Dreyfus: “If I had 10 men like Clouseau, I could destroy the world.”

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With a little luck even one might be enough.

  • @So1othurn
    @So1othurn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The assassin was Ed Parker who was one of Jeff Speakman's Kenpo teachers. Jeff was in "The Perfect Weapon."

  • @dagnabbit6187
    @dagnabbit6187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Compared to Clouseau , Darth Maul and Darth Vader are Flag Football Referees.

    • @Terppa777
      @Terppa777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha! XD

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Clouseau is like Darth JarJar

    • @christopherpage4649
      @christopherpage4649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clouseau is like JarJar Binks.

    • @swinetastic
      @swinetastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Compared to Clouseau , Joseph Stalin was a marshmallow grilling boyscout from the Red Cross.

    • @schizoidboy
      @schizoidboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Inspector Dreyfus would agree with you on that. :)

  • @wildman2012
    @wildman2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    EPIC stunts! Spare no expense! Just love it!!

  • @fear5735
    @fear5735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I am trying to save my life, Madam!"

  • @themancunian777
    @themancunian777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Classic Peter Sellers lol - makes me laugh 🤣

  • @vernonnilesjr7910
    @vernonnilesjr7910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    holy shit he went through the floor and the ceiling hilarious.

  • @drServitis
    @drServitis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    SEE, ALL OF CLOUSEAU'S CONSTANT PREPAREDNESS AND SPARING WITH CATO PAID OFF IN THE END!

  • @supremevidspro5427
    @supremevidspro5427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Some say that assassin is still falling through those ceiling/flours to this day.

  • @stronzer59
    @stronzer59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last 10 seconds is a million dollar shoot. Epic Sellers material.

  • @tankman-ku5zc
    @tankman-ku5zc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:45 so hilarious. Asssasain jumps down Growls flower pot the growls again.

  • @EbonFang_92
    @EbonFang_92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You've got to feel sorry for the assassins' that were sent to kill him

    • @MarkHerndon
      @MarkHerndon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR? ; )

    • @chrisnichols9014
      @chrisnichols9014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were not prepared for somebody like Clouseau. lmfao

  • @juliustherenaissanceman1900
    @juliustherenaissanceman1900 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mr. Chung was played by Mr. Ed Parker a 10th degree black belt in kenpo karate. Who was known as father of American karate and discovered a young Bruce Lee. He was also Elvis Presley's karate teacher.

  • @johnbrowneyes7534
    @johnbrowneyes7534 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dust and chamber pot under the bed. 😂

  • @MikeBaxterABC
    @MikeBaxterABC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great cilia's When I was maybe 8 years old ... I'd scan the TV guide and be allowed to wake up to watch late night "Pink Panther" .. my favourite!! ... Then the TV broke down and my parents did not get another one until I was 18 and moved out on my own! :)

  • @andrewjenery1783
    @andrewjenery1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The old baseball-bats-on-the floor ploy LOL!

  • @JOHNSTAGS
    @JOHNSTAGS 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how the dog also looks down the hole Mr. Chong created.

  • @phantom_fox_blue4384
    @phantom_fox_blue4384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This film had me in tears of laughter years ago... and I still don't really know why lol.

  • @clouseau186
    @clouseau186 13 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The poor Mr Chong the assasin isn't going to know what hit him. Clouseau is a complete idiot but at the same time a genius. He manages to destroy two buildings with one hit. THen Cato lurks underneath and saws a hole through the floor. Slapstick does not get any better than that. Clouseau always wins.

  • @nickgodfrey1148
    @nickgodfrey1148 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Obviously the little yellow swine is not paying attention.”
    The brilliant days of non-pc comedy where everything was fair game.

    • @BobPimentel73
      @BobPimentel73 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah…..trying saying that in a comedy nowadays.

  • @mr.robinson1982
    @mr.robinson1982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DO you have a massage for me?? A MASSAGE FOR YOU..?? No a message for me..classic

  • @yugandali
    @yugandali 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, that's my teacher, Mr Ed Parker!

  • @12vers
    @12vers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:26 But tonight...ahhhhh! But tonight, I'm ordering you, to pay attention!!!

  • @danielconst1586
    @danielconst1586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clouseau!!!! Inmortal e interminable !!!!
    Me sigo riendo como cuando era niño ....😂😂😂

  • @PETERJOHN101
    @PETERJOHN101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amusing how incredibly thin doors, walls, and flooring can be.

  • @ronnie9187
    @ronnie9187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I wonder... if we dropped Clouseau behind the enemy lines in 1939, we could have stopped WWII !

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Went to find a dinner. Accidently broke three tank brigades.

    • @Ferr1963
      @Ferr1963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually, he did. Look at this.
      th-cam.com/video/jh9_kDeogf0/w-d-xo.html

    • @vinnynj78
      @vinnynj78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ferr1963 Well, that explains the failure of Barbarossa among other things. Hey wait, didn't they fail in their attempt to assassinate the Fuhrer? I see some similarities here especially if you remember how Sellers looked holding a match in the dark during a scene from Pink Panther Strikes back.

    • @dagnabbit6187
      @dagnabbit6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ Ronnie Should have used him for Stalin .

  • @sovaine
    @sovaine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius slapstick at its very best:-)

  • @ericb3157
    @ericb3157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh, right, Clouseau is torn and singed at the beginning because this is JUST after that "special delivery, a bomb" scene...

  • @lasalinks
    @lasalinks 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making this channel! Still hilarious as ever!

  • @TheRealDealListenup
    @TheRealDealListenup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent footage got a smile from that one !

  • @vuho2075
    @vuho2075 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ed Parker's acting career never recovered

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic. Unequaled. RIP all concerned.

  • @JolietJakeJ
    @JolietJakeJ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Poor Ninja..."
    Cato: "I know JUST how he felt."

  • @songswithryan
    @songswithryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:52 "I'm trying to save my life madam!" Simply funny as shit - Peter Sellers a fucking comedy legend. I love when the guy goes through like 4 floors at 3:22!

  • @fifthrider
    @fifthrider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Moments like this vindicated Dreyfus' statement - "Ha, he's not good, he's terrible; he's the worst. There's not another man like him anywhere in the world. Compared to Clouseau this doomsday machine, it's just a mere water pistol."

  • @giauscaesar8047
    @giauscaesar8047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The attack order cannot be cancelled.

  • @mixalisatreides
    @mixalisatreides 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And to think he defeated the assassin by thinking he was kato.

  • @filipesilva4590
    @filipesilva4590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best inspector of all times better than colombo or Sherlock Holmes period

  • @Karen1963Yorks
    @Karen1963Yorks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember the classic moment he dragged an unconscious Kato down several steps and his head bounced on every one of them?

  • @WarriorMigs24
    @WarriorMigs24 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So good

  • @3618499
    @3618499 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😄 (lol) “ THE CLOUSEAU EFFECT…. And those old Parisian residences must’ve had serious Termite problems. ”

  • @derricklafrance9724
    @derricklafrance9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Blake Edwards. Genius.

  • @gamleskalle1
    @gamleskalle1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So much dust under the bed, Cato!

  • @mikebarbacovi9851
    @mikebarbacovi9851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The yellow slime isn’t paying attention...lol

  • @MrTingrag
    @MrTingrag 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    clouseau rocks

  • @bobburro3642
    @bobburro3642 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    clouseau, flawed genius

  • @jozefnovak7750
    @jozefnovak7750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Super! Thank your very much!

  • @wolfu597
    @wolfu597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How do you make yourself foolproff against profesional assasins?
    Answer: Be like Clouseau.

  • @filipesilva4590
    @filipesilva4590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant

  • @jmy6050
    @jmy6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Clouseau is the most dangerous man of all.

  • @blueheaven4838
    @blueheaven4838 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In every field of life there are some human beings who leave us with their contribution to our life in ways that can never be measured. You just have to be grateful that they spent time with us humans. Peter Sellers is one of those humans who hunanity will be thankful for.

  • @Traderjoe
    @Traderjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember him punching through the steel door as a kid and thinking Holy Shit!

  • @jaydee1532
    @jaydee1532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clouseau is a badass killer 😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @ShurikenSean
    @ShurikenSean 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ed Parker,
    founder of American Kenpo

  • @peterkarras8523
    @peterkarras8523 ปีที่แล้ว

    The assassin never stood a chance

  • @JosePerez-wp4sc
    @JosePerez-wp4sc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wasn't the Assassin one of Elvis Presley's bodyguard? In one of the videos showing Elvis prior to going on stage, I believe this gentleman is standing behind him.

    • @myelvischannel1992
      @myelvischannel1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes you are right. Met, Ed Parker in the 80s when he came over to the UK. Really nice person. He passed away in Hawaii of a heart attack

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:18 OWNED!

  • @aaronmarshall5694
    @aaronmarshall5694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cato sure was fortunate it wasn't him who took that particular blow. If it killed off that assassin it certainly would have done Cato in as well (and part of the humor that isn't lost on me here is that Clouseau thought it was him and obviously wasn't concerned). And then we would've missed out on getting to see him spar with Clouseau some more. Those were always my favorite scenes from these films.

  • @fredstuckmann
    @fredstuckmann 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome!!

  • @Andrew-el8xi
    @Andrew-el8xi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    After i heard he chucked a drink in his daughters face because of a joke comment and refused to ever see her again ive totally gone off him ....such a shame because as a kid i absolutely loved these films

  • @wiggy0956
    @wiggy0956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He makes the impossible possible.

  • @sunglassshinpan1352
    @sunglassshinpan1352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Who the hell is Mr Chong?!"

    • @jeweljardine8163
      @jeweljardine8163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sunglass Shinpan mr Chong was recommended by Hong Kong

  • @filipesilva4590
    @filipesilva4590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not even Bruce Lee could beat clouseau

  • @omicronceti6063
    @omicronceti6063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    after this the boss who sent assassin told his crew that inspector clouseau is one man army!

  • @gadooooo1
    @gadooooo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I understand everything he says.....thanks dad......he had a thick French accent!

  • @schizoidboy
    @schizoidboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All things considered the only one who can get close enough to theoretically kill Inspector Clouseau is Kato. He's the only who can get the better of him.

  • @thomgallagher1061
    @thomgallagher1061 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ed Parker - RIP

  • @samuelbrown507
    @samuelbrown507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still laughing in 2018!

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    And this, kids, is what Japanese folks call a Ninja.

  • @gkroll8467
    @gkroll8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic

  • @robertschueneman6799
    @robertschueneman6799 ปีที่แล้ว

    Peter is at his best when he is seeking Kat0. !!!!!

  • @nealfry2230
    @nealfry2230 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Does Hayden Panettiere enjoy a little Comedy
    with Hayden Panettiere's Romance?
    I Love "Four Play" before and after Romance and I Enjoy thinking about you Heavenly Pleasures Hayden Panettiere from the Time I
    wake ^UP" until I fall asleep Every Day and Nights in Nights in White Satin Sheets •
    " Heavenly Pleasures Hayden Panettiere "
    " I'll Always Love you Hayden Panettiere "
    " Faithfully Forever " ~
    Neal

  • @fredferd965
    @fredferd965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never had a chance.....bang, slip, thud, roll, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, thud......bwahahahahaha!

  • @johnpelletier7641
    @johnpelletier7641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am trying to save my laaf, madam.

  • @timdowney6721
    @timdowney6721 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:25
    Parisian construction standards need to be upgraded. 😉😄😄

  • @DkSchadow
    @DkSchadow 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Base hit up the middle!

  • @twmax6525
    @twmax6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP Mr. Chong. XD Don't f*ck with the Chief Inspector!