AO3 Authors are struggling
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ก.ค. 2022
- Today i looked at more ao3 authors who are struggline. Ao3 authors need help for real because ao3 authors are not okay. they are struggling
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I respect the AO3 community because they are somehow immortal but stuck like Prometheus in a constant cycle of pain.
i cannot laugh a the word “immortal” becuase of the “my immortal” fanfic
You right.
You mean Sisyphus?
@@90maducc
both prometheus and sisyphus are immortals that are in endless sucked of pain. prometheus stole fire from zeus and gave it to mortals, this being punished in an endless sycle of an egal tearing out their liver and growing it back. sisyphus tried to escape death and is forced to push a boulder up a steep hill to the top, only for ut to roll back down
We are immortally mortal. We reach our end when we get out of the cycle of pain.
Edit: Or if we fully complete a fic we were devoted to, and don't intend to start another.
When you become an AO3 author, the sign up clause has you agreeing to become the embodiment of Murphy's Law
Oh, so THATS why there’s a waiting list!
@@zombinary3138 yup
@@zombinary3138 yeah
Still waiting for my acpentace letter
This is my favorite comment so far
AO3 authors: existing
Cameramen: Finally, someone with equal power.
Equally, please ao3 authors may have the same physical durability as cameraman, but their mental strength is 20 times higher
I mean... Someone had to film those Demon Slayer scenes.
@@jakemaelstrom1404
Meanwhile the Stein Gate's cameraman: "Oh look guys, im about to film this war between our military and the knights from this weird ass gate from the another world, and- HOLY SHIT SOME DRAGON IS CHARGING TOWARDS US!!"
I'm an ao3 author and reasons why I missed updates since I started writing include:
-2 family members getting DEPORTED
- Being diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder
- Being put on antipsychotics and no longer being obsessed with my fandom
- Getting food poisoning on my first day at a new job
- Recovering from alcoholism
- My beta reader disappearing
It just turned me into a magnet for bad luck as some sort of cosmic joke
Yeah ao3 writers are mentally challenged
That's horrible. Have you always suspected that may have that disorder? What story were you writing? I hope things have gotten better now. Best wishes to you!
What's a beta reader? I'm also very sorry :(
@@topbottomswitch they are your proof reader/ editor
@@allis_babey ooh thanks! I don't get why they call them 'beta' though..
I’m not kidding, ao3 authors are truly invincible. Never dying. Truly un-godly.
But if they weren't dead all those abandoned stories would've been updated =( (im kidding obviously authors have a life of their own)
No they’re just dead and writing from beyond the grave bc they literally have no life
ao3 authors don’t die until they’ve finished their 100,000 word story.
not even the most extreme circumstances can outweigh my investment in gay fanfiction okay
@@sobosoup 100k words isn't even that much, some people write shit longer than the Bible on there
becoming an AO3 author is living life on hard mode
the SECOND you apply to get an account, your life goes to shit
since i signed up, i’ve gone through some shit yet i’m still here B)
@@ruetistic Can confirm.
@@ruetistic I love your user lol
@@ruetistic agree in hiving weekly therapy apointments
As an AO3 author myself. I lost my ability to walk or eat anything and everything because of several rare physical disorders and the readers cried more than my family did 😄
Yeah we readers are your online family. Although we will probably never meet we care for you. Also sorry that happened to you. At least you have ao3 to cope with it
WE CARE ABOUT YOU!!!!! 🫂🫂🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻❤️💞
If you aren’t lying, hopefully you get better
ik this is a year old but i hope your doing well
Because we'll miss our updates!
"The devil works hard, but ao3 writers work harder."
- Something I saw once in a tumblr post about author's notes in ao3.
AO3 writers will be going thru some emotional/physically damaging shit and will just be like “lol sorry guys but this little thing happened to me so no chapter this week!”
Frr
That is an amazing saying 😂
We're not insane
Of course we still give the chapters
sometimes it's not even no chapter it's "sorry this chapter is so late :(. broke my leg, collarbone, lost my dog during a tsunami followed by a magnitude 7 earthquake" and it'll be like a day later than they planned on posting
Most concerning author's note I have read on a late chapter: "Sorry this took so long I had to relive my trauma to write down some of these scenes and I kind of relapsed."
What... what was the fanfic chapter about?
NO FUCKING WAY
@@ToyFreddyGaming1987 I am replying so I get a notification if purple responds
@@Pihsrosnec [same]
@@Pihsrosnec Smart, Imma do that too!
My favorite weird AO3 authors note is in a Riddlebat high school au and the author said
" Hi!! Sorry for not updating in *checks notes* OVER A MONTH??
Life has been hectic lately. On the bright side, I finally got the manslaughter case dropped!!! so hopefully I'll have more free time to indulge in these two dorks. I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and that it was worth the brief hiatus."
THE MANSLAUGHTER CASE??? 😭😭
@AngelKitty
Edward Nashton Gets the Netflix Original High-school Romance He Deserves by ScribbleShrimp
FUCKING W H A T
T h e f u c k i n g w h a t
IM SORRY THE WHAT
“They were a good person… sad to see them go.”
*Banging from coffin*
“HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OK???”
“Yeah someone just asked when’s the next chapter on my AO3 fic gtg.”
If the zombie apocalypse happens, the zombies are all gonna be AO3 writers
@@Kaylee-Bear Warm Bodies, but the zombies are just fanfic authors
whenever someone asks me if I'm gonna continue I've basically given up on, my life flashes before my eyes
As an ao3 writer, I can confirm
@@fefegaI've lived several years in blissful ignorance of the warm bodies, up until this moment right here. now i remember...
I have a theory that the most accident-prone and unlucky people in the world will confide in AO3 to numb their pain, and so they sometimes miss updates or whatever AO3 authors do because of their dogshit lives, then come back so casually as not to look weak to their devoted readers.
maybe i dont have bad luck, ill just be a future writer on ao3 . . .
Hi yes, I'm in this image and I don't like it.
I mean that was my guess, because I've been in that position, and most "haha almost died it's fine dw abt it here have a chapter" stories are either vaguely or heavily hinted at trauma or general mental illness being experienced by the author
I wrote exactly like that to vent either spastic thoughts and obsessions or disturbingly overwhelming emotion
I don't think it's a weakness thing it's moreso just feeling bad for not updating
this is 100% correct. also some of us feel bad for not updating due to extremely supportive readers (ao3 is known for its insanity but the readers are truly some of the nicest people on the internet) or we've dealt with entitled twat readers who get passive aggressive when there isn't an update within a week... ao3 is it's own form of hellscape.
As an AO3 author- we are unstoppable but I’m like ninety percent sure we’re also cursed. (Started writing a fic, got sick five times in a row with completely separate illnesses 👍).
If god wants to stop the fan fiction, he’s gonna have to come strike us down himself.
You think he isn't? Nobody just get sick 5 times lol
@@vircle1863 he trying but nothing but the heat death of the universe can stop ao3 writers
Guess I need to write more fanfics then. Maybe the incident with the mountain and the umbrella will make sense.
God can fight me if he wants me dead, but he's too much of a coward.
Lol sorry this chapter is a week late, I got jumped in a target parking lot
Me explaining to my friends that "accidental baby acquisition" is a popular tag in my fandoms
I was pretty weirded out upon first glance, but then I thought about it and it could be applied to several of the Fandoms that I'm in
@@starlight8115 It’s surprisingly universal. For canon alone you’ve got Superman, Megamind, She-ra, Kung fu Panda, that one episode of ATLA, Moses etc. All sorts of wacky shenanigans and origin stories, let alone AU potential.
Its legitimately one of my all time favorite tropes. My partner literally sucked me into a new fandom my dangling Accidental Baby Acquisition and Found Family fics at me
She-ra? Surprise adoption? I need a bit more context bestie.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SURPRISE ADOPTION
Deadass I was once reading about a fic FILLED with trauma and shit only to learn it was *temporarily discontinued because the author had that trauma themselves and couldn't write about a recovery they hadn't experienced themselves yet, and the characters turned into fictives since the author had DID*
that has happened to me once help- (I have OSDD not DID but theyre similar and my 4 Dazai fictives convinced me to stop writing dazai fics-)
self insert on a whole new level
@@d4zz. Damn, for FICtives they sure get in the way of fics a lot/j
Imagine being a fictive and reading stories of yourself you might not remember writing
@@alicepersson9568 I believe that the fictives were also specifically the versions from the fic too, so they'd basically be reading about their life lol
Kwite being a fanfic reader and talking about tropes and common plotlines is the best part of my week. As an AO3 author, I get an unhealthy amount of validation from the fact that my favorite pastime that most of my family finds downright disturbing yet one of my favorite TH-camrs enjoys it.
Hell yeah
god same
i can’t wait to write fanfiction on ao3, ive always daydreamed about different stories with the characters and love writing, i cannot wait to be an ao3 author.
The AO3 comments do more for my mental health than all 3 of the antidepressants I'm on combined
@@imjustasconfusedasyou Good luck! Words of advice... if you want to try and maintain a somewhat constant schedule... plan. But if you want to just be me and update once in a blue moon when inspiration strikes you can do that two.
I once read a note that said “sorry I haven’t updated, I went to the hospital and I’m homeless now, I’m updating this on a public library computer.” It was porn. They were putting themself out there and doing this shit for the sake of updating a porn fic. The sheer, raw dedication is astounding
☠️☠️☠️
Bruh my beta be like
When that porn fantasy grabs you by the genitals and says "Tell them about us." You don't have a choice but to say "Yes mommy"
@@StarboyXL9so real
I’m currently in the process of reading a fic of an AO3 author who got pregnant, went through the whole pregnancy, got into a car accident, and went to court for it. She is trying to post the finishing chapters before she gives birth
Bruh, AO3 authors are just Gods with Murphys law applied to them
an ao3 fic about being an ao3 fic is literally so funny
I could never be a fanfic writer, these guys have set the bar way too high. I'm going to have to explain why I thought it was okay to take a week off just to "relax" when the other authors are out here writing like their lives depend on it rain, sleet or shine or life threatening accident.
I’m probably jinxing myself rn, but it has made good things happen in my life after just a day lmao.
@@Sunshinesathem o gosh, hru now???
@@backstabber5489they're just living in the zombie apocalypse with their legs gone, I'm sure they're fine
Okay but that's still just as worthy nonetheless. You might not even notice the demons you're battling, and "just wanting a break" is still good no matter how "small" those demons may be
Eh, I don't have a schedule, I just write it whenever I havw free time and then reappear every 1 to 4 weeks saying what random bullshit happened last week.
Like my apartment catching fire. We really are cursed.
AO3 authors are a new breed of human… living on passion alone is remarkable. Especially coming from my perspective.
as an AO3 Author, you aren’t wrong
Also as an ao3 author, I would like to say that the only thing stopping me is death. I do not plan on dying ever, fortunately
@@flutteripaw YEAAA AO3 TOGETHER STRONG
as an ao3 author, god tried to smite me down but i simply said "can i finish this chapter first"
and that's on breaking my spine by getting crushed by a whiteboard
Oh boy, are you right about that
There are 2 types of ao3 authors:
1.- "Hey guys sorry for uploading this chapter 23 seconds late, my boyfriend turned out to be my long lost brother and my dad disowned me, then as I was running away from home a car hit me and broke half my bones but I'm sure no one wants to hear about silly ol' me here's the new chapter ^w^"
2.- "Sup bitches, I didn't fell like writing for the last 6 months, have a page"
*THIS.*
Literally a 2 right here
*THIS.*
im in the inbetween 💀
This is so accurate like, oh my god 🤣
As an author who has three fics to upload daily most of the time, I was stuck in Florida a month ago because there was a category three hurricane a few miles from my hotel, and I only had my phone. No. I didn't call my parents or my brothers or anything like that, I was on google docs on my phone speed typing out three five page chapters lol. I need help.
eyyyy my sister was in Florida at the time as well! dad drove all the way there and was likme, ??? are you okay??? to her.
honestly these author's notes remind me of that one author who realized that their fic was likely in some way cursed, because every time they'd try to write it, someone in their life would die. The saga ended with them trying one last time and subsequently apologizing and saying that they did not mean for Queen Elizabeth to die xD
I remember being an AO3 Author for a while and literally two seconds (weeks) later, I tripped and hit my head. The doctors said that I couldn't be on the internet for more than an hour (which now it's healing so I finally can be). So three days later, I typed "Sorry guys, I hit my head and had to get stitches on it." I don't know if it's as extreme as the others but...I mean, the title doesn't lie-
Discworld has a point, when it comes to interesting lives.
I have a sneaking suspicion that all those who become authors on AO3 are cursed with bad luck so long as they write on that website 😂
@@niobedragones7347 Fr tho-
@@niobedragones7347 That would explain the psychosis I developed during my time as an AO3 writer lol (I'm fine now but maybe that's bc I'm no longer an AO3 writer)
@@niobedragones7347 i'll keep that in mind... (if i ever get my planned fic to a readable point)
Being an ao3 author makes you simultaneously a magnet for pain and unkillable
Edit: y'all I'm about to release my first fic and these replies are the opposite of comfort or assurance
Edit 2: ye so going roller skating was a really bad idea
it's method writing except not by choice 🥹 lmao
I just started on AO3
…ohno
we are Prometheus
@@leoteodia.6952 welcome
Tim Drake behavior
I saw one where the author lost their arm and was apologizing for any spelliny mistakes as they were still getting used to their prosteric arm. After this event I want to ask all of the AO3 authors out there, what actually keeps you going? There's no way passion beats something as traumatic as amputation so there has to be another factor in your ever-dying motivation.
I have a choice to either process my emotions and cope normally or project everything onto a character i relate to and make them deal with it instead. Its significantly easier to do the second one, plus its actually productive
I mean... passion keeps you going through trauma. It's about knowing you have something to get up for in the morning and a group of people who also love seeing you do what you do.
The top reply to this comment is exact why I have throwaways characters (Update: not throwaway characters, now just a character I nicknamed and call my son the most out of every favorite character I have)
Sheer spite and uncurable bloodlust
It gives me something to focus on and keep going through all the terrible painful stuff that happens, it's like "damn, life is kinda terrible right now.... I'm gonna write something that makes me feel happy or I'm going to inflict this suffering onto a character I relate to so that something else can share my pain."
I think it's like having this little sliver of control when everything is going to shit
I was reading a fanfic once and the end notes were the author telling everyone about the horrible things their abusive parents do, at one point they posted a chapter saying that their mom changed the wifi password on purpose so they couldn't use it and that as soon as they got access to the internet they would post. All of the comments were support and legal advice.
They also said that they had to make money to get their own wifi
And their parents broke their phone and cut them off from their phone plan. Their dad also threw something at them so they couldn't write for a while
Speaking as an ao3 writer, I think all our luck evaporates the moment we start writing. I got food poisoning for the first and only time ever midway through writing a long fic, i don't even know what the fuck caused it
As a fellow ao3 author I have to ask; is that Hua Cheng I see in your pfp >.>
It really does.
I managed to get several different sicknesses, and even be bed ridden for three days.
Do you believe in magic?
You know I really think so I may not post most of my work but I've lost one of my main Google accounts, a decent amount of my bookmarks a month ago, and had to take a month at least to transfer my work between laptops I always thought I was just cursed now I'm considering it's just the ao3 writers curse that I've unknowingly walked into.
i got into a depression lol and have not updated for 4 years
i feel like being an ao3 writer makes you cursed somehow omfg but as a writer: mood
Completely unironically, I started writing a fanfic and boom, 7 chappies into publishing the story, I get hit with a full-blown viral attack that literally spread throughout my family in less than 24 hours.
Writing fanfiction on Ao3 is either actually cursed OR it's just the universe giving us interesting things to put in our Author Notes cause they're basically our autobiographies while we write that story.
I've seen people lie on places like Wattpad to look "cool". But Ao3? That's where you know shit's gettin real.
You ain't an Ao3 writer if you don't have a dramatic plot point somewhere in your life.
I need to know who that author on mood stabilizers was, tho. Gimme that skz fanfic sis.
wow, I've currently paused the video exactly on the mood stabilizers with the stay author lol I went to the comments to see if anyone else had posted a comment
Glitter glue as lube is a terrifying thought to me
First of all, I can almost immediately tell it's smut based off of the daycare attendant because of course it is
Second of all, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS GLUE INSIDE OF THEM???
I was so sure that it was for the daycare attendant but I looked it up and it actually wasn't lmao
I was extremely sure that it was but it wasn't actually that at all.
Second, I'm 'who' (not really lol)
I almost wanted my bones to shrivel up and become a wobbling pile of flesh as soon as that popped up on my screen
I love how correct you are because I did actually read one like that out of curiosity. Yes, the glitter glue was cum. No, I never want to imagine or read that again
@@woebegoneclown that gives a whole new meaning to drinking glitter glue lol
AO3 Authors: Hey guys, sorry I haven't posted a new chapter yet. My dog ran over my car and I got evicted, my mother disowned me, my phone caught on fire, all my friends don't like me anymore, my boyfriend broke up with me, and someone shaved my hair when I was sleeping. Oh also college has been a little tough. New chapter out hopefully next week!
Damn, it's a shame their car died
@@comradecrusade7417 I know right. They can't say vroom vroom anymore😣
@@kaylina1482 what about boom boom
The fact that some ao3 writer might have experienced this is not gonna surprise me
@@oscarwang7227 JK Rowling resisting the urge to name an Irish character "Potatofamine Carbomb"
Nothing can stop Ao3 authors. During the start of the pandemic I failed two classes and had a mental breakdown, but you know my fanfic got regular updates.
You know, I feel this. I failed all my classes in the pandemic, but you know what? My fanfiction could never be better! I was updating like there was no tomorrow. Now, I just got 50K unposted of a new fic that’s only about a third of the way completed.
Hell yeah, man
@@notaninfodump5929 cheers to writing and reading fanfiction during online classes
1:30 “Plenty of peoples dads who are in their life, don’t know what their love is like either”
.............
Relatable
as a former ao3 author who wrote notes like those: it almost like a curse, the moment you start ao3 fic your life becomes pure chaos. also, it is very odd bc we really do feel like we owe an explanation for being late even tho we don't owe it to anyone. but it's just so nice to have people come back for more it creates a very strange relationship with the readers
As an AO3 author, I can assure you that I could be murdered by the mafia, have my body dumped into a river, dragged out, ejected into space, and my corpse would still find a way to update.
Nothing gets in the way of the fic. Nothing.
Writer's block?
@@mrunmaiparab9705 One thing gets in the way of writing.
You guys are literally heroes. You have my respect.
@@mrunmaiparab9705 Get someone to unblock it 6head
I aspire to be like you one day! I haven't written my pjo fanfic in like four years 💀💀💀💀
I used to be an Ao3 writer…. During that time I got the flu, missed school for a week; my eyesight became shit and now I have to wear glasses; became Ill, got taken to many hospitals only for them to be like “you got nothing” lasted with this pain for months… turns out it was a teratoma (which is very rare) and had to get surgery, resulting in losing more school days; lost more than half of my friends, and almost failed because of how much school I missed….. never again..
Holy shit is Ao3 a Murphy's law subscription????
@@kovudiangelo7734 yep. I'm an Ao3 writer and I had to miss updating for a month because I got shot.
@@cooler2727 excuse me?!????!??!!?
@@kovudiangelo7734 I was doing groceries, as one does and walked outside, not knowing that a small gang fight was about to go down.
Got shot in the shoulder which took my dominant arm out of commission for a while.
@@cooler2727 damn!!! I hope you are better! My goodness
8:00 WHEN HE SAID CLIFFHANGER ISTG I GOT AN AD THAT CUT HIM OFF ANF LEFT IT ON A CLIFFHANGER
9:20 No it's about How in almost every single Disney movie the parents die
My favorite Ao3 tag I’ve seen while just randomly scrolling was “DnD but horny”. Yes I did read it and yes it was as bat shit crazy as you’d expect.
Not a DnD player at all, but from what I've heard from DnD stories and stuff, isn't that just that one guy's campaign?
@@TheRoseWolf My bf plays it, I would not be suprised
DnD but it's only the bards
was it good
Sounds like some Monster Girl Encyclopedia type shit.
AO3 Authors be like:
Yo, sorry this took a while.
-You see, my lil' brother got hit by a bus, stressful way to the hospital and all, you know te drill...
-A week ago, I almost fucking died because of some dumb shit I overhead in my hallway at 4AM. I haven't been able to sleep since then.
-Then one of my friends commit aliven't, and it took me some time to get out of my room and face the world again.
-Now with all of that shit combined, I kinda do sleep paralysis and panic attacks.
I might have alot of problems considering my health and mental health, but hey. I couldn't leave all of you standing.
*Enjoy this chapter!*
This seems a little bit specific.. you okay?
thats oddly specific
"Commit aliven't"- I'll be using this now
Weirdly specific are you an ao3 writer by any chance?
“commit aliven’t” 💀
A few years ago I started reading this fanfic on AO3 and it was like my favorite for so long. The author updated really regularly, but every now and then they would dip for a while and come back with things like "I broke my hand," or "my family member died."
They haven't updated the fic in a year. I honestly have been so worried about a random person for a probably 3 years now. AO3 authors are eldritch beings not of this world and we do not deserve them. That being said, I really hope above mentioned author is okay
I think it's also this kinda readers' attitude that whenever an author stops updating for a while, it can't possibly because they got bored of writing and just doing other things. Nah, they must be either dead or dying
@@letsreadtextbook1687 I mean... have you read the author's notes?
To me, fanfictions are worlds we authors create, spun from the threads of imagination spurred into action by the original work. We know that once we decide to stop, the world dies with it, and perhaps it’s just me, but I never get over it. It’s the end of a love for something so strong that it drove me to pour my heart and soul out in return, and it’s painful to see it disintegrate into the unrelenting march of time.
us ao3 authors are truly struggling in all ways. i remember once i didn’t update for a week in one of my fics bc my brother got appendicitis, had to get emergency surgery, my mental health went to shit and i was getting death threats on tiktok🙏🏼 we love a yass slay queen moment
I broke two arms and post daily i felt rlly bad so i wrote with my elbows.
@@velvet_cakepops
No speech to text?
@@MaksKCS nope
@@velvet_cakepops it b like that sometimes
jesus christ are you and your brother okay?
As a wattpad writer, I thought we were unstoppable, but Ao3 authors are indestructible I swear.
I'm both a Wattpad and an AO3 author. It's fun. Hellish at some points
I was going to put my wattpad fanfics to AO3 and now I'm not sure
@@kyoka1528 bro has the fanfic debuff x1.5 😭😭😭😭😭 (Coming from a Wit author)
As a person who went from Watty, to Ao3, back to Watty, I must say I have been through hell. I'm indestructible until another jab comes for my emotional health.
ficbook writers: 👁
as an ao3 author, there was a period between chapters 11 and 12 of my current work (from early may and june) when i didn’t update for 46 days. in that time i broke a finger, sat 19 (actually important) exams while caring for my covid-having sister as our parents were overseas, turned 16, and graduated. i updated the morning after grad and promptly got on a plane with my best friend to go to canada for 2 weeks lmao. i’m traveling again in two days, my update schedule is in shambles 🪦
edit: one of my favourite authors who i’ve sorta formed a mutual friendship over reviewing each others updates with has been in and out of hospital for chronic illness things since december and he still has a flawless update schedule 😭 definitively determined
As an AO3 author I have concluded that we don’t suffer because we have the curse of AO3, but we’re all just suffering in general and fanfic is just trauma dumping except with fancy words and metaphors.
everyone’s going through conflicts with varying levels of severity, it’s just fanfic writers have the balls to dump it online for readers as a meta b-plot
as an AO3 author, we are invincible
this ones a winner
same 😤
Same :D, I lost my luggage at an airport and still “found” time to post
Same
@@4Radi0 i was boutta go to a mental hospital and found time to update, the things we do fr 😭
i owe my sanity to ao3 authors i hope theyre all doing okay
We aren't. We're AO3 authors.
As an ao3 writer, no. We are not okay. That's why we're writing on ao3 home slice.
Uhhhhh- I mean I wrote a story with two broken arms and felt bad cause it took a day.
@@velvet_cakepops case in point. We are not okay.
we are *not* okay, but thank you :))
9:25 Actually it's referring to the trope in Disney movies that the main character's parents or parent-like figures are either dead or suspiciously absent.
NEW CHALLENGE FOR AO3 AUTHORS!!! Add a new word to the fan-fiction for every dollar on your medical bill!
That would be too long of a fic
"I can fix him"
Well, I can make canon worse. I WILL make the charater I like worse by projecting my own issues on 'em.
Can confirm, started writing some Crack-Taken-Seriously a couple weeks ago, ended up in the E.R. last week for intense burning pain internally, and may potentially have appendicitis. A few days before that, my laptop charger broke and it took so freakin' long to figure out what type, then had to get an adapter because it still wasn't the right one. My mental health keeps spiralling!(And now my physical health too.)
Edit:update bois, been a while. Completely unrelated to the prior experience, few months ago, tried to take up writing again, suddenly got mysteriously very, very sick. I started pissing blood, and about a week in, the pain from my pelvis spread up my lower back. Went to the ER at about one in the morning because of that. They said uti, like previously expected, and prescribed antibiotics.
The next day, got a call from my primary-had seen her earlier that week to get some tests done just in case-had staph! The pain up my back was because it may have spread to my kidneys. She gave me different antibiotics because the staph is apparently resistant to the others. Could’ve straight up died if they didn’t find this out.
I’d had a nephrologist scheduled about a month ago, had to be cancelled because my health insurance was changing and I could not pay for that shit. Now I have one by the end of this month, let’s hope my kidneys don’t shut down before then, eh?🤞
Don’t become a fic writer, lol. Or do. Just make sure your insurance can take it.
Bro I was on this steroid inhaler for 10 months and never once had any problems, I started writing on AO3 in April and in late May I got oral thrush so badly that my entire mouth was covered in cottage cheese lookin ass shit and my throat and tongue went numb and I could barely swallow for an entire week, I was able to get rid of it after a couple weeks on anti fungals and was put on a new asthma medication, anyways last week it came back again so that's twice in less than 2 months after a lifetime of having asthma and never experiencing anything like this
@@scrimblo5845 Jesus Christ-
Chuck just hates all of us-
(Glad you're okay now though.)
Hey if you think you have appendicitis, please get that checked asap! that can be rly dangerous! (Sry if I misunderstood)
@@boopbop2092 oh no, yeah, I'm going to get that checked out, don't worry. Thanks for your concern though!
I wanna become a AO3 author but now I'm scared to do so.
5:41 I live in Florida Kwite, we’d have active shooter drills and people would just be like “it would be so funny if we got shot up lmao” and this year THERE WAS A SCHOOL SHOOTING THREAT the kid got taken out of school and there was an assembly later that day so slowly everyone was getting permission to go home before the assembly (when the shooting was supposed to take place). The school never punished the kid bc they didn’t find proof (he said it on social media and deleted the post but people saw it)
Anyways the whole time we were just laughing abt it and making jokes. It’s a coping mechanism probably
I’m sure someone’s already said it, but the Disney parent thing refers to the fact that a lot of Disney characters have dead parents
As an AO3 author, I apologize to all my readers for not updating in a while. Between covid and losing TWO jobs, motivation was lost but I am determined to return!
Idk what fandom you write for but as a fellow fanficwriter I appreciate your determination and I hope things get better for you, I’m rooting for you! ( just thought someone should say it , sorry if this seems weird ^^,)
@@zombinary3138 I honestly appreciate it. I am finally comfortable and setting aside time every other week to write.
And you didnt technically ask but I write Ace Attorney and Lucifer mostly.
@@VaellinTheBard i thought Ace Attorney fandom in ao3 was long gone pls wich is your user name i want to read them
@@moss_the_frog_ Oh its Vaellinthebard. I havent posted anything in several years though I have half a story written centered around Kay Faraday that I need to review and start posting. Warning, I think it only comes up in one of them and it's kinda backseat to the story, but I do ship Phoenix and Edgeworth
@@VaellinTheBard i will read it thx
as an ao3 author, you get the anime mc mom clantag and you have to dodge certain death every few days. it keeps us humble.
The universe had to give y'all something to prevent you from obtaining immortality and finishing a story. Writer's block was not enough.
Fr tho respect to anyone who writes, it is not that easy!
7:21
Omg I've done this with both my laptop and phone! Both times swallowed glass and never told anyone lol
as an ao3 writer, i actually passed out from low blood pressure and had to be rushed to the er. when I woke up, the first thing i did was check my phone and the first thing i saw was my readers questioning why i wasn't updating my fanfic. i deadass just walked out of there just to start writing the new chapter.
as an ao3 author myself, nearly died because i was almost pushed off a giant mountain and crushed in a landslide of slate by the wind between updates. its the ao3 writer curse
OH MY GOD?????
ARE YOU OK ?????
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY
@@songhuy8908 I AM FINE LMAO DW‼️‼️ god wants me dead but i will not fall
imagine the horror on kwites non-existent face as he internally realizes him making these videos is going to result in him being in ao3 fanfics
he would probably read those for fun
absolutely comical i tell you
That's probably his goal
stop giving me ideas, i already have 9 fics in progress, 13 unposted WIPS, and a 30-page google doc of ideas i purposefully avoid
i'm literally only about to finish my second multi-chapter fic, stooooooop
@@jdot_fightme7770 do it coward
they probably existed before he even made these ao3 videos
0:53 LMAO that hamster died on command XD
bro I ain't a writer but have mad respect for them I read a disturbing amount of fanfiction and so many of them are so talented and deserve to make millions off their talent
I really like these videos, because as an AO3 author I can confirm the validity of these. Some people may be inclined to say "oh sure, that _definitely_ happened", but no doubt these are real. AO3 authors are gigachads who write under any circumstance.
1. Yeah, we are completely cursed, I swear.
2. Your USERNAME! I haven’t watched that show, but my friend just got completely obsessed with that character lol
Ever since Kwite said he reads fanfics he’s been like my favourite author, he’s the most relatable youtuber yet.
You are right
On the topic of fanon inventions... It's one of the things I love the most.
In my main fandom (Supergirl, or Supercorp), we just collectively decided that an assistant who said maybe 2 lines and appeared in one episode was the closest one of the mcs had to a friend for a while. We just... Chose that. She has a character and everything.
And like... It's so wholesome. It's great. We all love Jess.
8:57 - I love wide acknowledgement that fanfic frequent flyers are NOT looking for Hallmark hetero romance.
9:16 this is a reference to how almost all of the parents from Disney movies die in the movie, or their past death is hinted at.
Or they just start the movie with a dead parent. Having a deceased mother is practically tradition at this point.
There are two types of AO3 authors: those who won't let anything get in the way of their new chapter and people like me, who take forever to write new chapters and start so many fics but don't update them much
I remember reading a note where it simply said, “Sorry for the late chapter! My boyfriend was abusive 💕” like 💀💀💀✨G-Girl do you need some help??
6:53 ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD! ALL HAIL!
No AO3 author is okay. I should know, I'm one of them.
@fatui harbingers. Wtf, I ain't clicking on that
@@vibechecked7522 im 90% sure its a potato recipe cuz i accidentally clicked on one lol
As an AO3 author struggling with literally everything, I second this.
@@vibechecked7522 It's a bot. Don't engage, just report for spam.
@@kashiichan I'll report for abuse
the fannon forcing itself to be above cannon thingy is literally why C!Ranboo looks the way they do. Ranboo freaked out when he saw a tail on his official merch, because he didn't know that we gave his character a tail- I love this fandom, lmao
same here
I love that most of dsmp has a lot of fanon things become canonized.
@@mirandalozano3970 endermoms :D
@@spooks0201 Yes, that too
I can confirm that A03 writers are blessed with immortality but also cursed with constant misfortune. I guess it must be balanced out somehow 🤷🏻♀️
Me; a poor american fanfic writer: the struggle is real my dude
AO3 authors are the strongest beings for surviving the things they do
yup
Once a fanfic I was reading took a while to update because the author had gotten top surgery, their partner got kicked out of the house, and then they both moved to a state across the US to avoid their respective families. NGL they should've taken more time for themself.
I'd imagine it was pretty therapeutic for them to have a fic to write, honestly. As much as we joke about imaginary pressure to not disappoint readers, the escapism fanfiction offers, both reading and writing, is more a reprieve than an obligation. The writing process is like that sometimes.
1:36 THE FOURTH DEFENESTRATION OF PRAUGE
I swear, if we start another war...
2:10 sounds like a stay I could be besties w
2:00 omg my mood stabilizers made me _more_ obsessed with stray kids because I can actually feel happiness now
I shriek laughed at hearing them mentioned though. $10 that was on a minsung fic.
minsungers are wild
#1 I can relate
#2 yes it most likely was lol
Somebody help me I’m so obsessed with them
As an Ao3 author myself, it's the curse. You'll be writing something good, something amazing, the passion, the magic, that perfect update for your fic
Then life hits you with the "I think the fuck not" stick and delays it by another week
one of the most concerning author's notes i've ever seen was attached to a one shot of a character getting the lights banged out of them with a METAL BASEBALL BAT and then, while unconscious, FALL INTO A POOL AND ALMOST DROWN. do you want to know what the author's note was? OP literally said that "this same thing happened to me last summer lol" ?????? and literally nobody else in the comments said anything??? i said i liked the fic but i was also like "damn bro are you good holy shit" 😭💀
I feel special. Anyways, my cliche I think literally on like chapter 3 of a random one was; “SUP YALL! Sorry this took so long. My best friend got diagnosed with breast cancer, my dog died, my dad lost his job and we are now fighting to stay in our home but take some silly goofy men kissing.”
A03 author here, can confirm. I didn't post in like a month because I was studying for my GCSE and then three days after my last one I went on holiday abroad for the first time in eight years, but the hotel internet was shit and my time was taken up because of activities when it wasnt, but then the surrounding mountains got set on fire - it was literally raining ash; my dad got an infected leg and had to go to hospital; my youngest younger brother got so sick he had to have medicine administered via a hand cannula; my oldest younger brother also got sick, then I got sick, and then we all went home except dad who went to another hospital; and then my middle younger brother and my mum then got sick so we took a test and it turns out everyone had caught covid. So it had been a time, that's for sure!
I hope your family gets through all of that without too much pain, and recovers well. 🖤
@@kashiichan Me too❤️🙏🏻 Praying
Yeah we got the short end of the stick, for example, 2 reasons why I was delayed in writing:
Partner got hit by a mini van and almost died, so to keep myself sane I wrote some stuff with about 3 hours of sleep in 7 days.
Passed out due to pain, at the hospital (and after emergency sugery) I found out it was laaaaaarge gullblader stones that not only filled it up, but some cut through a bunch of stuff so I had a lot of scare tissue (which explain my constant puking/stomach issues) and other floated about in the inside by my organs, apparently I should have been dead at that point.
Needles to say I lmao through it all and said " sorry for the wait, here's some good o'll yaoi to make it up you all :c "
jesus christ thats horrible! Thankfully there is yaoi.
really though, I hope you're doing okay
@@maximumkhaos2479 definitely a lot better, though both have our aftermath issues of our incidents, where happy to be alive and together
And of course, even more yaoi since then :D
hi! i’m an unrelated ao3 author who also went to a mental hospital and i can confirm that i was completely bricked up the entire time and all my thoughts were replaced with thoughts of writing porn
8:23 I had that once too ! It was pretty crazy and it stayed for like one week. Doctors didn’t find anything and I had to do therapy to see normally again.
Yeah it was a stress reaction. My body kinda sucks at coping with stress
7:06 I’M DECEASED THIS IS SUCH AN AO3 AUTHOR MOVE 💀😭
AO3 writers are just a complete different breed of person, if they think of something they will write it down in a beautiful story and then you realize it’s a fanfiction.
Me and my friend were reading fanfiction and the chapters stopped suddenly.
THE AUTHOR LITERALLY DIED-
4:15 A good example: Gloria, the female protagonist of Pokemon Sword and Shield, who the community instantly said was and still is a Scottish with a sailor's mouth, despite an actual VA in Pokemon Masters giving her an English accent.
Personally, I will always prefer the hilarious idea of a constantly angry scottish girl yelling at a bunch of adults, as well as other teens, and maybe even a few children here and there.
I wrote an authors note last week that said something along the lines of:
Sorry that this took so long, I got into a 5 car collision on the highway and I have not been felling very well for the past couple days, as you can imagine. Anyway, I’m back now.
I accidentally stumbled upon the fic with the famous “whoops srry for not uploading, i got hit by a bus lol!” and i physically gasped lol. it was an absolutely amazing fix btw.
link
Never heard about this whole ao3 authors thing, but holy sh**.
These people are f**king troopers.
And to think that they’re only authors.
Sports teams should pick some these people up.
I’m sure they would greatly appreciate that level of endurance and commitment.
we'd immediately get sports injuries and have to sit out the season. i sprained my back last year and it hasn't _healed right_ so it's not been the same since
3:35 That's nothing. Someone once named a species of tardigrade after a fucking Stand. Don't believe me? Look up neostygarctus lovedeluxe. It's a real thing.
2:39 as a croatian person, peppa pig and croatian politics is so absurd yet fits so well
And I'm absolutely terrified that I have a feeling I know exactly what fanfic that is..."Cocaine, croissants and catboys" comes to mind, either with Plenković or Milanović and Daddy Pig
@@nutella7162 I was interested when you said cocaine but the catboys sold me
I read fanfic almost everyday and I will wait forever for a chapter update as long as you writers are okay and taking care of yourselves. Please take care of yourselves!
5:00 huh, I have an ungrown tooth laying on it's side and is currently growing under two other teeth, trying to push them out of the way :/
One of my fics just got updated and the author’s note was “sorry this took longer than usual, I was in a car crash. Anyways don’t expect other people on the road to know what they’re doing” and the fact that I wasn’t even fuckin surprised...