The idea of ground news is admirable but left and right is subjective. What you Americans consider left is rightwing in most of the world. Like gun control or universal healthcare, even in Canada the country most like you the Democrats would be a rightwing party.
It's a reminder of the sad reality that a lot of bad marriages are built on the foundation of people finding decades of misery more bearable than the fear of dying alone.
The Bachelor/Bachelorette is just a single man/woman fooling around with other single men/women, but only choosing one of them at the end, leaving the others heartbroken. Come to think of it, it should just be called _The Player._
"...And you can't make a dramalette without breaking a few eggs". Missed opportunity. It should have been... "...And you can't make a dramalette without breking a few legs".
Another parody of these marriage shows was "The Joe Schmo Show". One of my all-time favorites. They did three seasons spread out over about a dozen years. Worth checking out.
"And if you're not pretty/handsome and if you're non-white, odds are you won't be cast on the show at all and if you are… Well, that's only because the network told us we needed to include at least a few people Like you or they would cancel our show so we can still do whatever the hell we want once we have you on there… Just know that if you do get on there, we'll get the others to turn on you faster than the school queen bee tosses her workers aside when they're no longer useful… And if you think people like you have a shot at being the leading bachelor or bachelorette, especially bachelor… Forget about it." Something missing from this honest ad.
I'm honestly surprised they havent made a Gay Bachelor yet. It would get a ton of people watching and a just as many people angry re tweeting about how it's evil.
Amazing video. In my active days, I partied and worked closely with reality TV producers and talent. I respect all cast members for their contributions and always observe with professionalism.
This is really well timed with the court ruling that the dating show "Love Is Blind" contestants are now employees. So no more protections and fair working conditions is a great start
Producers telling the contestants what to do and shows being carefully edited to create villains and heroes, essentially ruining their lives, or creating some.
I went through the application for a reality show one time just to know what the process was. One questions: Are you in a relationship? I answered: Yes. Then I got the questions: Can you see yourself having sex on tv? I, for the heck of it, answered: Yes I was accepted, but never did go. I think they didn't care about my other metrics or value I could bring to the show... they just wanted someone being sexual on tv and also unfaithful for the headlines.
We would like to see a what if preacher is telling you about the rapture were honest or some of them for example, the preacher says he doesn’t know exactly when the rapture will happen, but he says it will happen before the tribulation. Before the antichrist and enters onto the world team and starts to battle of Armageddon
And Mr. Orton, did you ever see it watch American greed. We still want to know what is some of those kind people are honest, right The Wolf of Wall Street. I guess there was Gordon gecko. It was funny when the he’s on the phone with an investor, and they’re making faces doing all kinds of about seeing jestersis very funny.
The beginning really confused me. It felt like they uploaded a video and accidentally deleted the first half. Please reconsider how you edit videos, or who you hire as a video editor.
It does always annoy me that the people who appear on those shows look like they have zero trouble meeting people in real life and then they always choose the most fake looking person at the end. Like when it's women competing for a guy the winner of the show always ends up being the one with breast implants, hair extensions, fake nails, fake eye lashes, clown make up, and more plastic surgeries than you can shake a stick at. Meanwhile the most naturally attractive woman there who should have been the winner is the first one that gets rejected. And this just pushes the idea that men don't want natural women, yes we do. These shows just always have the worst people on them.
5:30 😲What do you mean? 😚You Tube comment sections are always filled with words of affirmation. 😳Oh. 😐You mean as addressing to others and not to oneself, don't you?
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The idea of ground news is admirable but left and right is subjective. What you Americans consider left is rightwing in most of the world. Like gun control or universal healthcare, even in Canada the country most like you the Democrats would be a rightwing party.
it starts at and... was that intentional?
Coming but never showing it on camera 😂😂😂
I want to like this but it's at 69 likes!!
LOLLL
Y'all always kill it with the product names. I had no idea how much mileage you could get out of "Horton"
horton brand canned laughter
The phrase "Co pilot of their death bed" will haunt me
It's a reminder of the sad reality that a lot of bad marriages are built on the foundation of people finding decades of misery more bearable than the fear of dying alone.
Kudos to whoever came up with the name "Love Horts" 😂
"Cryleigh" would be the perfect contestant for one of these shows. 🤣
I’d watch a reality show that compares the raw footage with the broadcast version 😂
Lol I'd watch that 😂
ground bachelor
The thing that annoys me about reality TV is that they have all the creative freedom of fiction, and still choose to tell boring stories.
😮 you're so right! Lol
Might be more fun with some proper soap opera drama.. My long lost twin brother just joined the house, and he is out for revenge!
The Bachelor/Bachelorette is just a single man/woman fooling around with other single men/women, but only choosing one of them at the end, leaving the others heartbroken.
Come to think of it, it should just be called _The Player._
Either that or “The Hoert”
They should just have a show called The Harem and let them have fun instead of breaking their little hearts.
This is why I have never watched any of these fabrications of life. Cheers Team.
Skip to 1:40
real
Roger always gets the first rose.
Ad ends 1:41
"...And you can't make a dramalette without breaking a few eggs".
Missed opportunity. It should have been...
"...And you can't make a dramalette without breking a few legs".
You're right, that is better!
Whoa there, Tonya.
@@Lrbearclaw Who?
…Did not expect a mention of Patrice Lumumba in an honest ad video.
Another parody of these marriage shows was "The Joe Schmo Show". One of my all-time favorites. They did three seasons spread out over about a dozen years. Worth checking out.
Somehow I don't think replacing the supposed goal with a blow up doll would actually change much.
Ive always loved your videos through out the years! Glad youre still healthy and making these constantly.
Ground News is one of the few Ads I completely support 🤘
Cryleigh is a perfect influencer name.
If the adult film industry was honest
Roger walks in to the dating show - wins immediately
I trust pro wrestling over any reality TV. At least with pro wrestling, promoters don't hide the truth. Fans simply don't care that it's fake.
No accident that Trump comes out of that world, and the world loves Trump.
I can't get used to Roger's moustache. Bring back clean shaven Roger!
I’m guessing this was filmed before Roger shaved.
Hopefully it’s just for a role and he’ll be clean-shaven soon.
"And if you're not pretty/handsome and if you're non-white, odds are you won't be cast on the show at all and if you are…
Well, that's only because the network told us we needed to include at least a few people Like you or they would cancel our show so we can still do whatever the hell we want once we have you on there…
Just know that if you do get on there, we'll get the others to turn on you faster than the school queen bee tosses her workers aside when they're no longer useful…
And if you think people like you have a shot at being the leading bachelor or bachelorette, especially bachelor…
Forget about it."
Something missing from this honest ad.
And here I was... thinking those shows were all bad.. u just shown me that at least there is something good in it! Thank you
You probably could do a non-pretty reality TV show these days though, maybe on netflix.
I read this in Roger's voice. well done!
If I were the bachelor, I'd just take over the island and make a harem out of the contestants!😏🥵🤣🤣
Love Horts...Love scars....Love wounds, and marks!
Sorry, wrong channel.
This made me happy, I like the ad reads at the top... it was also very funny.
If Reality GAME shows Were Honest, pretty please.
Copilot for your deathbed?!!!
if michelin star restaurants were honest
Do “If Mechanics Were Honest”
To think there are people who prefer "reality" shows over a good book, movie or series... 🙄
The difference is that in pro wrestling, the injuries are 100% real.
I'm honestly surprised they havent made a Gay Bachelor yet.
It would get a ton of people watching and a just as many people angry re tweeting about how it's evil.
The Lumumba part caught me off guard I died. Especially since I just read a book on how the CIA conspired to have him removed 😅
King Roger back for the Dating Show Kill. I’ll take that for one hundred Alex.
6:16 Stoopp, she's already dead!!
Nothing is real in reality tv
This is “parody” similar to my “living wages”
Non-union overtime. Thanks reality stars for lowering union pay!👍😑
Amazing video. In my active days, I partied and worked closely with reality TV producers and talent. I respect all cast members for their contributions and always observe with professionalism.
2:11 This is my favourite line. 😂
That moustache looks like you host reality daring shows 😂
Cryleigh the ASMR influencer is gold
obviously - I mean how else do we get great content that we watch but never read the actual news for thoroughly? lol
Was the first few seconds cut off? or Missing?
I love me a dramalette in the evening, you've cooked up some good puns for this one.
LOL @ "The Ultimate Honor" LMAO!!!
Interesting, maybe I should watch some of these shows
I watch Love-Horts
1:40 - Video starts here
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This is really well timed with the court ruling that the dating show "Love Is Blind" contestants are now employees. So no more protections and fair working conditions is a great start
Anyone else suspect that Snookie never actually got 'snookied'?
nice, now getting a youtube ad for the
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Coming but never showing it on camera Best Line
Producers telling the contestants what to do and shows being carefully edited to create villains and heroes, essentially ruining their lives, or creating some.
Co-pilot for your
Death Bed!🤣🤣
haha, awesome, as always 🎉🎉🎉
Love Horts 😂. Name is on point ☝️
How very true! You nailed it again 😂
Hmm roger tv with ads? Have to call roger horton cable company. Might be a connection problem. Ha ha
If Better Help was honest
Love Horts.
Well played Roger, well played.
2:19 actual heart - shaped Island in Croatia
How come when I tell women I'm dating 20 of them at once to decide who is best they choose for me?
Love Horts
O yeah. Fakeality TV on blast. Thanks a ton, Roger. 🙂
Suggestion for next Honest Ad: YA novels.
The Last of Us reference? Heck yeah!
We want to see a what if they get quick Rich scheme were honesty
There's a bachelor Ad below this video 😂🤷
You forgot the reunion episode reality shows have!
Do an episode on Luigi Mangione.
If Luigi was the real killer
I went through the application for a reality show one time just to know what the process was.
One questions: Are you in a relationship?
I answered: Yes.
Then I got the questions: Can you see yourself having sex on tv?
I, for the heck of it, answered: Yes
I was accepted, but never did go. I think they didn't care about my other metrics or value I could bring to the show... they just wanted someone being sexual on tv and also unfaithful for the headlines.
My older brother and his fiancé applied for one involving couples and were rejected for being something like too normal and well adjusted.
Love Horts that's a great name
sounds like you been watching 90 day fiance 😆
Words of affirmation!
Loved this video.
Love Horts 😂😂
We would like to see a what if preacher is telling you about the rapture were honest or some of them for example, the preacher says he doesn’t know exactly when the rapture will happen, but he says it will happen before the tribulation. Before the antichrist and enters onto the world team and starts to battle of Armageddon
Words of affirmation.
Great video.
First ad that's not total shit. Even Sam Seder accepts Ground News sponsorship.
So, well done. Stick with it.
And Mr. Orton, did you ever see it watch American greed. We still want to know what is some of those kind people are honest, right The Wolf of Wall Street. I guess there was Gordon gecko. It was funny when the he’s on the phone with an investor, and they’re making faces doing all kinds of about seeing jestersis very funny.
Finally calling that bullshit out for what it is lol
! min thirty of what we are trying to make fun of.....
Thanks Rog. And how can I date your spokesmodelactresscontestant? I love ironic women.
cant make a Dramalette
The beginning really confused me. It felt like they uploaded a video and accidentally deleted the first half. Please reconsider how you edit videos, or who you hire as a video editor.
Pro wrestling isn't real!?!? Ur telling me the match with eddie Guerrero vs rey mysterio for the custody of dominic mysterio wasn't actually real?!!?
wait, there are people who believe these shows are real?
It does always annoy me that the people who appear on those shows look like they have zero trouble meeting people in real life and then they always choose the most fake looking person at the end. Like when it's women competing for a guy the winner of the show always ends up being the one with breast implants, hair extensions, fake nails, fake eye lashes, clown make up, and more plastic surgeries than you can shake a stick at. Meanwhile the most naturally attractive woman there who should have been the winner is the first one that gets rejected. And this just pushes the idea that men don't want natural women, yes we do. These shows just always have the worst people on them.
Men might want, 'natural women', but some day soon, hopefully they won't. Maybe because of the social engineering subtly being pushed on them?
All the homely beasties always putting down enhancements even tho supermodels get millions to have it
I would love to have a HortonIn like LinkedIn😜😜🤣
How awful can the name be? 🤣
5:30 😲What do you mean? 😚You Tube comment sections are always filled with words of affirmation. 😳Oh. 😐You mean as addressing to others and not to oneself, don't you?
Is the schaudenfreude schnitzel veal tho??? 🤔
all in good fun
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