Yoooo I really appreciate y'all we’re almost at 200k‼️ I tried to spit this one out quickly because I'm traveling for dream on. So I hope y'all enjoy, make sure to join the discord (link in description) Love y'all! ❤ - Berto
There's a book called Casanova Playbook of Magnetism, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts, it's the real deal
1. She cancels plan with you either last minute or not by saying that she's busy but didn't make any replacement date. 2. On social settings, she behaves like you don't exist, and same goes about her friends treating you indifferently. 3. She treated you just like a normal friend but no touchy touchy. And on one on one situation, she's either focused on her phone or not even paying attention to your talk or remember details about you, you're doomed. 4. You are delusional enough to think that she wants to be with you when signs 1 2 3 all already appears..
Awesome dude, but be careful, if you’re mad don’t text her about it, say it in person, trust me, I made that mistake, it ended up costing me when her mom went through her phone.
@@WhereYouAtBerto bro you know this i had 7 female "friends" in school and i realized one thing they only wanted my money and i tol my father about this and he said "people make up your world if you have no one you are alone" THE MOST TERRIBLE ADIVCE EVER TO KEEP BAD PEOPLE AROUND YOU SO YOUR NOT LONELY SCREW THAT BAG OF BONES I CUT CONTACT WITH ALL 7 OF THEM AND KEEP 3 MALE FRIENDS WHO WERE MY ACTUAL FRIENDS NOT MONEY SUCKERS
This man is changing so many life’s with all the videos, like he has saved me from rabbit holes and is one of the genuine people ever. His advice is real and makes sense so I gotta lock in.
Ight, imma need yall help, so I liked this girl since the beginning of the school year, and she would show me a bit of attention here and there, nothing too crazy. But I remember she was talking and mentions her boyfriend so I thought that was that. But then I noticed she would show more attention towards the middle of the school year. She was extremely touchy and would rub my shoulders, touch my arm and legs, would randomly put her face super close to mine, and asked random question just to talk to me. I didn’t have many classes with her but I noticed she didn’t do that with anyone else. Now the problem with me is I don’t like to say hi to people on the halls, so sometime I would see her and not say anything and that might have fucked up my chance. Near the end of the year, she was touching me as usual but got a text message from a guy, and the only thing that matters from that is she told me they were sexting and that broke my head. Now I’m wondering if she ever liked me, was she just being extra friendly? So am I Cooked chat?
from a woman's perspective it is very hard to read when a woman is being touchy 😭 so maybe she saw you as an option and just decided to give up, especially if she was willing to admit to you she was sexting someone by the end of the year
She sounds like a red flag and you’re the victim. I don’t know how much you know about her, but I rather you move on if she’s messing with other dudes and being touchy with you especially if there is nothing between you guys.
Yo I have a friend like this as well. She has licked me, lied down on my lap, sat on me, always asks me for food, wraps her arms around yet she doesn’t like me. The last time I asked her if she did was a year ago, she said no so I know she doesn’t if she still acts like that. It’s fine now at least, I don’t like her anymore. She’s still my friend tho
No one: Me realising I missed all the signs from 2 years ago and now no girls have been spoken to in ages Edit 13/10/24: Speaking to one now, wish me luck 🤞
Had one crush for 2 years, talked to her a lot and stuff but one thing to say is due to the culture of where i live its almost impossible to tell if someone likes you or not, only way to know is through the occasional gossip, after she left school never saw anyone like her again bro : (
Trying to get out of the freindzone is the equivalent of elden shadow of the erdtree dlc kind of difficulty. Also i think passion on something like saving up money, grinding for that carrer, getting a raise, etc. Blinds some of us to the point we oblivious on catching these signs.
4:41 I do the opposite. the girl I’m trying to get with is very quiet and doesn’t really talk so usually when I see her alone, I have the opportunity to just walk up towards her, but some of these things aren’t really working. I’ve known her for quite some time now should I make a move? Should I ask her for her number? Need more advice please
Thanks bro. I watched this video today and I shot my shot at my crush. It didn’t turn out how I wanted it but I felt more confident about it and I don’t feel as sad. You really helped me though Berto
On the last 2 signs I'm cook done for beyond repair most of the time she would walk alone with me but I was very shy and didn't say much THAT WAS 2-3 YEARS AGO
I got something like a temporary friendzone going on rn. I mean there are good chances I get out of it, but not rn. I asked her and she said she really likes me, I fullfill her "boyfriend criteria list", she touches me on my shoulders quite often and we talk a lot privately. BUT she said she doesn't feel ready for a relationship atm since shes having some issues with a guy with niceguy syndrome™. I won't get myself too hooked and will wait. If I manage to find someone else before she comes foward so be it. (I won't drop that relationship just for her)
Bro we were talking in a teachers class me her and the teacher and she was talking abt how she broke up with her ex and she went "he thought I liked you. Not saying I don't but- wait I probably shouldn't have said that." 😂
Funny enough, i know VERY well that the first one is true. Story: in high school. I had a crush on a girl in my school. It wasnt a big school and most of the girls in my school werent my type. So we hit it off, AND I HIT THE JACKPOT. I got seated right beside her in english class (I live in a country that does not have english as their main language). This was hype. During one of the lessons, i was sitting there hopping i didint accidently make akward eye contact. THEN her friend beside me and her said: you do you like her? And i said maybe. 2 days later and we were to gether. 3 weeks after that we broke upp. BONUS: After that i had a girl make a fake account qnd stalked my social media and freaked me tf out. Even looked att old pics of me.
Ngl, I’m slow like I may be smart. Yet, there’s some situations where I make dumb decisions 😅. No one is perfect, Ik. I’m just a complicated guy, but this video helped me a lot. I feel a bit better now 😌👍😇. Thank you, Mr. Berto
What if her friends said she liked to talk about you a lot and them and she and she does whatever I tell her to do?she laughs at every single joke I slay
"breaking off big groups to be with you, or, sees you alone and goes to spend time with you" "or trying soooo hard to pull you away from a group to spend alone time with you" THAT'S LITERALLY ME ALL THE TIME!! I'm the girl that's doing that!!!! But they never get it!!!!!~
The absolute dopamine spike you get when you realise that you are getting hit on in school can actually take you to a whole new state of mind. Happened to me btw
Man I wish this video came out sooner so I would’ve asked my crush out sooner (I asked her out may 3rd she said yes we’ve been dating for like 3 months 💯💯💯)
Yo I’m in a weird situation Berto and would like some advice so I’ve liked this girl since middle school and we go to different highschool now we both in sophomore year and stuff right and I’ve taken her on a few dates and a year ago she told me she loved me should I shoot my shot or stay friends and not break our relationship?
If you two have gone on dates, she said she loves you, etc. That probably means she wants to date you. Go ahead and ask, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take?
Look into yourself after 5 years from now instead of focusing on your life and studies you focuse on girls .come on man grow up. I'm 24 by the way and hear me . Like your older brother
All these happened to me in the past and everytime I've fucked up on it I wish I knew then now that I look good and in shape none of these females even want to say a word to me
Yoooo I really appreciate y'all we’re almost at 200k‼️ I tried to spit this one out quickly because I'm traveling for dream on. So I hope y'all enjoy, make sure to join the discord (link in description) Love y'all! ❤ - Berto
Mr Miyagi is so great you should visit Okinawa
WHATS UP BERTO!!
Yo Berto I’m also livin in Houston
You’re 28 berto
Mf I have options my boy 🤷♂️
got friendzoned more times than i heard the word i love you
Same 😅
It's my fault, but it still hurts
Same I’m always too scared to be up front with my feelings 😅
don’t fall into the brother zone
your parents don't love you?
love you bro
There's a book called Casanova Playbook of Magnetism, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts, it's the real deal
I saw you from another vid
Supp bots
@@shadownavneet5927 bots?
thanks bro
youre a real one
@@SmurfP.E.K.K.A. its an advertising bot... dont trust it atleast bruv
The brother zone is straight up wicked 😂 lol
Never been there yet but I can’t imagine the pain… it already hurts being in the friend zone man.
I sister zoned my Best friend, who is a girl
I was there and I am currently still there. But see, I enjoy it cuz it basically means unlimited hugs and female affection. THINK.
@@mwawadoshanga fax
Nah it’s even worse when someone ask you 2 are yall dating and she says no he’s like a brother to me 💀
This video made me realise that a girl I was talking to 7 years ago could’ve liked me. 10/10 video Berto loved it 😭
Same, a girl in my class was flirting with me but I just didn’t know she was, now she’s with someone else 😭
Ok bro the "7 years ago" and the pfp are actually PERFECT
4 signs she doesn't want to be your girlfriend?
@SpaceBxrr fr
4 signs that she is a sleeper agent from russia
1. She cancels plan with you either last minute or not by saying that she's busy but didn't make any replacement date.
2. On social settings, she behaves like you don't exist, and same goes about her friends treating you indifferently.
3. She treated you just like a normal friend but no touchy touchy. And on one on one situation, she's either focused on her phone or not even paying attention to your talk or remember details about you, you're doomed.
4. You are delusional enough to think that she wants to be with you when signs 1 2 3 all already appears..
@@doomscytenot bad
true
I just got my first girlfriend today. She’s such an amazing and beautiful person. I just gotta say thank you Berto for all the help🙏🏻
Awesome dude, but be careful, if you’re mad don’t text her about it, say it in person, trust me, I made that mistake, it ended up costing me when her mom went through her phone.
A girl gave me the last sign and I shoot my shot... She denied liking me then said "Ew I would never go out with you" and walked away.
Oof.
I’m sorry about that bro that’s painful
Dang man
Fuck tha bih keep ur head up bro
Now it’s time to hit the gym
Bro drops every week what a goat
You already know gsngggg
@@WhereYouAtBerto NO WAY HE ACTUALLY REPLIED
@@WhereYouAtBerto W
@@WhereYouAtBerto bro you know this i had 7 female "friends" in school and i realized one thing they only wanted my money and i tol my father about this and he said "people make up your world if you have no one you are alone" THE MOST TERRIBLE ADIVCE EVER TO KEEP BAD PEOPLE AROUND YOU SO YOUR NOT LONELY SCREW THAT BAG OF BONES I CUT CONTACT WITH ALL 7 OF THEM AND KEEP 3 MALE FRIENDS WHO WERE MY ACTUAL FRIENDS NOT MONEY SUCKERS
@@Krish.Sookrajgood decision bro
This man is changing so many life’s with all the videos, like he has saved me from rabbit holes and is one of the genuine people ever. His advice is real and makes sense so I gotta lock in.
Berto keeps spoiling us like our grandmas did 🙏🏽🔥 (peace to our grandmas)
alr bro stop giving me hopes am ugly af💀💀
Fr😂
@@sagewar6307bro stop syber bullying him/her
@@Importantgoldrecroombut they also said it themselves
@@BackieBackup maybe
You probably not trying
""I like you, and I want you to rearrange my guts~!"
-Berto 2024 6:36
Thanks for the advice Berto I had that issue back 2019 if it comes again I won't missed it
FUTURE BABE THAT BERTO WILL HELP ME GET WAKE UP BERTO POSTED.
Lmaooo my dawggg 🙏
😭😭
I AM CACKLING
Me literally screams “THIS IS THE PROBLEM, I DON’T HAVE A FRIEND” real
Jesus loves you all btw.
True
Amen.
Thats the one comment we all needed.
Nah man, he doesn't, if yes, I wouldn't be so cooked like I am.
@@Dex-Emu Jesus does love you, and things will get better it you accept him as your savior.
only thing worst than friendzone is the brother zone
That one friend who never had a relationship but gives the best advice:
wen u secure the bag dont forget to thank berto.
loving the new video
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
watching this 2 years after she was my best friend. Checked out for all 4
genuinely your videos are helping me so much thanks bro
Love the content thanks for your consistency and your quality vids. Much love🫶🏾
Always! I appreciate yalll so much 🙏
Berto you have been clipped
💀 "I like you and I want you to rearrange my guts." Caught me so off guard bro
@@M1ntytea same bro I was in the car with my mom
This one has helped more than any other type of videos I’ve seen like this
Damn... my stupid 4$$ f*cked up 💀
0:23 I never had my crush like me back…ever 😔
i feel you bro
Damn, real
Same
Damn bro that's crazy
Same
the brother zone isn't fiction. Got stuck in it myself. Respect brother.
I actually confessed to my crush days after watching this video and turns out im her crush for a long long time so now we're together
Glad to see your house is alright, keep up the good work my brother!
Ight, imma need yall help, so I liked this girl since the beginning of the school year, and she would show me a bit of attention here and there, nothing too crazy. But I remember she was talking and mentions her boyfriend so I thought that was that. But then I noticed she would show more attention towards the middle of the school year. She was extremely touchy and would rub my shoulders, touch my arm and legs, would randomly put her face super close to mine, and asked random question just to talk to me. I didn’t have many classes with her but I noticed she didn’t do that with anyone else. Now the problem with me is I don’t like to say hi to people on the halls, so sometime I would see her and not say anything and that might have fucked up my chance. Near the end of the year, she was touching me as usual but got a text message from a guy, and the only thing that matters from that is she told me they were sexting and that broke my head. Now I’m wondering if she ever liked me, was she just being extra friendly? So am I Cooked chat?
from a woman's perspective it is very hard to read when a woman is being touchy 😭 so maybe she saw you as an option and just decided to give up, especially if she was willing to admit to you she was sexting someone by the end of the year
That depends. Was she attractive or at least to u? Bc if not, you're better off w/o her imo. But yeah, u was played like a fiddle fr
She sounds like a red flag and you’re the victim. I don’t know how much you know about her, but I rather you move on if she’s messing with other dudes and being touchy with you especially if there is nothing between you guys.
God daym yap. Yap yap
Yo I have a friend like this as well. She has licked me, lied down on my lap, sat on me, always asks me for food, wraps her arms around yet she doesn’t like me. The last time I asked her if she did was a year ago, she said no so I know she doesn’t if she still acts like that. It’s fine now at least, I don’t like her anymore. She’s still my friend tho
She sent outragous hints, and it made me go "fuck it we ball"
We've been together for almost a year now.
5:00 it couldn’t have been more obvious😭😅
3 and 4 is totally how i am~
and sometimes I'm a 2 too!
she dont want it
Always a good day when BERTO uploads😊👍🏽
bro you know about this better than everyone, thaks dude
imma invite my crush to my house tomorrow wish me luck, ill edit if it goes well.
Did it end well?
As someone who has absolutely *NO* contact with women whatsoever, I find this video quite informative.
Relatable
Man scroll on youtube. Man see berto video. Man watch berto video. Man happy. Almost a 200k keep up the good work
Happy is an understatement.
@@Jon-ij3fx wdym
@@Iamgmanyt Man more than happy.
No one: Me realising I missed all the signs from 2 years ago and now no girls have been spoken to in ages
Edit 13/10/24: Speaking to one now, wish me luck 🤞
Damn rip
@@jonjon_AWP Don’t worry it’s a different story now 😉
@@Newtownabbeyist208 niceee
Had one crush for 2 years, talked to her a lot and stuff but one thing to say is due to the culture of where i live its almost impossible to tell if someone likes you or not, only way to know is through the occasional gossip, after she left school never saw anyone like her again bro : (
Shoutout to Berto for giving out W advice 💯
Definitely never experienced any of these
All this confirms is that I’m dying alone.
Me too bro
@@GLEVIT99 I just got my first gf today!
Maaaaa boooooy@@phantomrabbit2002
@@phantomrabbit2002lol 😂
4:21 I may have not been noticing this sign bruh. I mean I thought of it but I never put effort into realizing SHE WANTS TO ME MINE BRUH.
Perfect video at a right time because I really need this. I’ve been trying to confess and this definitely has helped 🙏
Damn I feel like a fool for not knowing these signs when I was younger
Bro so many of my classmates friends will NOT stop telling me if I'm interested and every singular day I say no but they keep coming back
I got friend zoned and unfriend zoned me a little too late...
Trying to get out of the freindzone is the equivalent of elden shadow of the erdtree dlc kind of difficulty. Also i think passion on something like saving up money, grinding for that carrer, getting a raise, etc. Blinds some of us to the point we oblivious on catching these signs.
its simple GHOST HER AND FINDS NEW FREINDSif you in a friendzone
@Krish.Sookraj I wouldn't ghost because I don't take it personally. It just means it didn't work. I find ghosting immature so no thanks
@@BeansLive567 okay respectable
4:41 I do the opposite. the girl I’m trying to get with is very quiet and doesn’t really talk so usually when I see her alone, I have the opportunity to just walk up towards her, but some of these things aren’t really working. I’ve known her for quite some time now should I make a move? Should I ask her for her number? Need more advice please
Dude you have got to do it and don’t second guess yourself. Do it
@@J.L.Y ok I will try
Im not even interested in getting in a relationship all I want is money. Berto's vids are entertaining so I watch it anyways.
Thanks bro. I watched this video today and I shot my shot at my crush. It didn’t turn out how I wanted it but I felt more confident about it and I don’t feel as sad. You really helped me though Berto
Always love these videos, no joke tip 1 woulda really helped me out in my childhood
They strong minded but when she’s says she don’t want food she be taking my food 😭😭
She said that She loves to talk to me So Ig I gotta make a move too 😁🤭
On the last 2 signs I'm cook done for beyond repair most of the time she would walk alone with me but I was very shy and didn't say much THAT WAS 2-3 YEARS AGO
I remember when my crush sent her sister to find me so she can bring me over to her so we can hang out. kind of hoping this is a good sign for me
I- 😢I got friend zoned. I've known her for years and I've made a lot of these moves but. She doesn't like me like that. Rip...
6:32 i'm gonna have to clip that....
Yo
Berto your saving me bro thanks 😭
I got something like a temporary friendzone going on rn. I mean there are good chances I get out of it, but not rn. I asked her and she said she really likes me, I fullfill her "boyfriend criteria list", she touches me on my shoulders quite often and we talk a lot privately. BUT she said she doesn't feel ready for a relationship atm since shes having some issues with a guy with niceguy syndrome™. I won't get myself too hooked and will wait. If I manage to find someone else before she comes foward so be it. (I won't drop that relationship just for her)
The brother zone got me laughing
This made me Realise, i was Alone all along
The goatt!!!! (No glazing just supporting gang)
3:30 what abou the "Guy who can't read the sign at all"
I know I love this woman.
As someone that literally is with someone cause i caught all these hints in this video, nun but fax 💯
"All that goo goo gaga bulls$#t that girls care about." That got me 😭
Bro just described my whole situation
0:42 betro was right it happened to me but I fumbled
"I want you to rearrange my guts." is fuckin wild as hell
Thank you bro u changed me life
yo berto can you make a video of signs your in the friend or brother zone, just a suggestion bro
He has already
Bro we were talking in a teachers class me her and the teacher and she was talking abt how she broke up with her ex and she went "he thought I liked you. Not saying I don't but- wait I probably shouldn't have said that." 😂
Funny enough, i know VERY well that the first one is true.
Story: in high school. I had a crush on a girl in my school. It wasnt a big school and most of the girls in my school werent my type. So we hit it off, AND I HIT THE JACKPOT. I got seated right beside her in english class (I live in a country that does not have english as their main language). This was hype.
During one of the lessons, i was sitting there hopping i didint accidently make akward eye contact. THEN her friend beside me and her said: you do you like her? And i said maybe. 2 days later and we were to gether. 3 weeks after that we broke upp.
BONUS: After that i had a girl make a fake account qnd stalked my social media and freaked me tf out. Even looked att old pics of me.
Hey thanks for helping right now I’m in the talking stage
Ngl, I’m slow like I may be smart. Yet, there’s some situations where I make dumb decisions 😅. No one is perfect, Ik. I’m just a complicated guy, but this video helped me a lot. I feel a bit better now 😌👍😇. Thank you, Mr. Berto
Why I so much love the Slipknot Instrumental In the Backgrounds
Bro these are some high school tips. It ain’t that easy after high school
What if her friends said she liked to talk about you a lot and them and she and she does whatever I tell her to do?she laughs at every single joke I slay
Hi💜 when's your next live? Love your content btw
She asked if I had a girlfriend should I go for it
I don’t even know why I’m watching I can’t even getting pass the girl going on the date with me stage
"i like you and i want you"
-Fleece Johnson
Mf a random ahh girl came up hugged me and I never saw her again
"breaking off big groups to be with you, or, sees you alone and goes to spend time with you"
"or trying soooo hard to pull you away from a group to spend alone time with you"
THAT'S LITERALLY ME ALL THE TIME!!
I'm the girl that's doing that!!!!
But they never get it!!!!!~
Be direct don't play mind games omfg
I want marriage not boys games .
Girllll if you like someone let them know us guys are oblivious to so much things
The absolute dopamine spike you get when you realise that you are getting hit on in school can actually take you to a whole new state of mind. Happened to me btw
This video helped me ask my crush out and she ended up liking me back, she said she would date me in a year (im almost 15). Thank you so much bro!
Why a year?
By that time things will change, Ain't gonna happen son.
Sorry
@@deante7602 we too young, i doubt imma have to wait a year tho
@@Voltron8025 I recon she said 1 year but like.. i think im not gonna have to wait that long
I have a question about the first point. What id she her friends ask if u have a crush on anyone?
Can't wait to see this, love you vids btw 💖💖💖
Man I wish this video came out sooner so I would’ve asked my crush out sooner (I asked her out may 3rd she said yes we’ve been dating for like 3 months 💯💯💯)
Why he got that one girl from Naruto 0:02
😂
And another from Berserk casca 💀🤨
`Not the art style being amazing as ever🔥🔥
4:41 Bro did I just get slapped?
and what about when shes drawing on my hands during lessons?
Yo I’m in a weird situation Berto and would like some advice so I’ve liked this girl since middle school and we go to different highschool now we both in sophomore year and stuff right and I’ve taken her on a few dates and a year ago she told me she loved me should I shoot my shot or stay friends and not break our relationship?
go for it, you did before you can now. Or you will be friends forever, and just that.
If you two have gone on dates, she said she loves you, etc. That probably means she wants to date you. Go ahead and ask, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take?
Look into yourself after 5 years from now instead of focusing on your life and studies you focuse on girls .come on man grow up.
I'm 24 by the way and hear me . Like your older brother
Berto for president
All these happened to me in the past and everytime I've fucked up on it I wish I knew then now that I look good and in shape none of these females even want to say a word to me
she said she doesnt date but she is still doing those flirty stuff with me