It was during COVID when they were sending all the kids on free lunch meals. So over a year she would use the schools COVID funds to buy chicken wings in addition to the actual meals. She was likely wholesaling them to restaurants. She was literally stealing food from poor kids.
This needs to be a comedy movie, I’m sorry if it sounds stereotypical but I need to see a black heist comedy film based off of this with viola 😭 I love my people but $1.9 million over chicken is crazy 😭
You would want to see some bull like that, have a good giggle at some black persons pain. Lunch ladies everywhere are often one of those black jobs Trump was going on about and are underappreciated and underpaid. 9 years? get out of here with that.
With the obligatory Viola Davis "snot-acting" scene (see the DT review of Fences for context)... Viola (to the judge): "I didn't mean..." 😪😪😪 "...to steal all that chicken!" 🥲 It's Oscar-worthy for sure! 🤣
@@sebraven It's still the amount the schools/government lost from her stealing alone. A person stealing $1 million in TVs but only selling $500k worth of them doesn't change the fact that someone went -$1 million.
@@sebraven She was selling to restaurants & carry-outs. Giving them a break you know she was making a killing. That's why she kept doing it and why the establishments kept their mouths shut and kept buying. But she was gambling the money away.At least that's what her lawyer says.
Bro that’s Houston’s own Isaiah Carey on Fox 26. He’s a legend. Most famously known from that video where a bug flies into his mouth in the country and he cusses up a storm. 😂
She was making extra orders for more chicken that were never accounted for by the school so it could be that the side orders were way bigger than normal
First of all, Don't let the Chicken Wing story fool U. That anchor in the Black, Robin Baumgarten and the WGN team have had pretty hilarious moments in the past themselves. Also when that CA Segment is done by Isiah Carey, The anchor who got harrassed by A fly in the past and got famous off that past blooper, Don't be Surprised.
DAMN 9 years!!! Those are like manslaughter numbers. But she might just do 1/2 that. I tried to find out what she did with the wings and it doesnt say, so she's keeping her mouth shut. I was hoping they said she gave the chicken to charity at least.
If we say she worked there for a decade, $1.5M ÷ 10yrs = $150k worth of chicken every year. Dividing that by 365 days in a year, we can conclude that she took home an average of $410 worth of chicken. Every. DAY!!! 🤯🐓🐔🍗😂😂😂 (Edit: and even that is a low number, because excluding weekends means she would have had to take home even MORE than $410-worth of food per school day 😬)
Okay, I felt the need to do that math 🤓 So... $1.5M ÷ 10yrs = $150k per year $150k ÷ 12mo = $12.5k per month $12.5k ÷ 4wks = $3125 per week $3125 ÷ 5days = ??? This gives us a napkin-math estimate of....🤔 $625-worth of chicken. Per schoolday! This woman was moving more chicken than Col Sanders!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I dont know how she would steal food!? How would she get food for a hungry belly!? Was she the only person she was feeding? If she was feeding a group of hungry people then its a different story. I don't know the story. I do need the story in full. Was the food going to waste or did she feed a bunch of poor and hungry people!? I don't know the whole story tho.
so going off the info given she stole over 11k cases and for the sake of this ill just say 11k cases with it being 1.5 million in lost money they were about 136 dollars without tax per case and i, just guessing on the amount per case if they were forty-to-60-pound boxes with an average of250- 300 wings per case she stole somewhere in the ballpark of 2.7 - 3.3 million wings
All I can see is Viola Davis in those mug shots 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was about 2 say Viola David could play this chicken wing heist woman 😂 that mugshot kills me!!!! 😂
Uncle Ruckus:Well,well,well.
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okay, how... can a school even have 1.5 million dollars of any food item?
@@caramel7149 Good Ass Question.
It was during COVID when they were sending all the kids on free lunch meals. So over a year she would use the schools COVID funds to buy chicken wings in addition to the actual meals. She was likely wholesaling them to restaurants. She was literally stealing food from poor kids.
Idk but I’d give it all to you if I worked there rehehehehehe
@@akilellis4748 yes she was stealing from the kids. I think that’s why she got all them years but damn 9 years, oh my days.
That was the street value.
The great chicken wing heist.😂 Better hide your chickens from the lunch lady.
This needs to be a comedy movie, I’m sorry if it sounds stereotypical but I need to see a black heist comedy film based off of this with viola 😭 I love my people but $1.9 million over chicken is crazy 😭
You would want to see some bull like that, have a good giggle at some black persons pain. Lunch ladies everywhere are often one of those black jobs Trump was going on about and are underappreciated and underpaid. 9 years? get out of here with that.
Can't wait for the Netflix documentary of this.
1.5 mil in chicken wings equals a lot of fcking chicken wings yo. 😂😂😂
Does it though? Chicken wings are pretty expensive, especially considering meat to dollar ratio
Does it though? Chicken wings are pretty expensive, especially considering meat to dollar ratio
The station named WGN & that soundin kinda close to wing is cracking me up lmaoo
I respect her hustle and devotion to her craft. That's some long-term villiany. Free the chicken wing lady.
I asked ChatGPT how much chicken that is. It told me to get my black ass outta here.
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😂😂
Man I saw this and I... man this set us back so much. Que the uncle ruckus music...
OMG Why isn't "The Boondocks" still on?? We need it to come back for a very special episode.🤣
Cell mate: “So whatchu in for?”
Her: “I uh, stole some chicken wings"
This would have been great for a Boondocks episode.🤣😂😅😆
When I saw that she stole $1.5 million dollars in chicken wings, I had that Ron Burgundy reaction: I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
Viola Davis is perfect casting
With the obligatory Viola Davis "snot-acting" scene (see the DT review of Fences for context)...
Viola (to the judge):
"I didn't mean..." 😪😪😪 "...to steal all that chicken!" 🥲
It's Oscar-worthy for sure! 🤣
9 years for $1.5 million dollars in wings, is pretty wild. She sold them wings and made more money on top of the $1.5 million.
People get less time for rape lol
It's unlikely she got to sell most of those wings
@@sebraven could be right.
@@sebraven It's still the amount the schools/government lost from her stealing alone. A person stealing $1 million in TVs but only selling $500k worth of them doesn't change the fact that someone went -$1 million.
@@sebraven She was selling to restaurants & carry-outs. Giving them a break you know she was making a killing. That's why she kept doing it and why the establishments kept their mouths shut and kept buying. But she was gambling the money away.At least that's what her lawyer says.
If viola davis plays this lady in a chicken heist movie it’ll be worse than soul plane lmao
Bro that’s Houston’s own Isaiah Carey on Fox 26. He’s a legend. Most famously known from that video where a bug flies into his mouth in the country and he cusses up a storm. 😂
Glad he got out of that country ass fkd up town. 😆 🤣 😂
Why didn't Annalise Keating represent herself in court. That's fowl😂😂😂😂
"crazy chicken graphics"... LMAOOOO!
Okay, if you’re gonna throw a poor old lady in jail, at least make sure to arrest all the corrupt politicians who do far worse.
She's not poor. She's a wing millionaire.
Free her she was husslin!! 😂
What shocks me is the number of wings she stole! Is it really that possible to steal 1.5 million of Chicken Wings in a short time?
@@thesupervader400 Yeah, IKR. IDK if I'm buying that number. That's A lot of F'n wings my friend.😆
She was making extra orders for more chicken that were never accounted for by the school so it could be that the side orders were way bigger than normal
Why is Mayor Lightfoot out here stealing wings??
Yo🤣🤣🤣 Bravo to you sir😂
Yo🤣🤣🤣Bravo to you sir😂😂😂
On average, 1LB runs somewhere between $2 to $4. That's 375,000 LBs of wings.
CEO of a chain of Hospices committed $20m+ of fraud & got around 6yrs in jail - let the comparison sink in!
Some might say that a poultry sentence for 1.9mil worth of stolen wings.👍
9 years for chicken wings is outta pocket
She looks a lot like Oracle from The Matrix
The Oracle 🤣
Which one?
@@mttylerdurden9 The second movie.
@@mttylerdurden9 lol. Good question tho.
When did they start serving chicken wings in school??? I remember chicken patties.... I'm jealous of these kids today.
@@mauricephifer6239 Dry a$$ chicken Patties, dry a$$ chicken nuggets. That isn't even "technically" Chicke. SMH
I had them back in the early 2000s
@@elbowjuice2627 We're they for purchase only or would they be part of the menu?
1.5 mil in chicken...holy sh*t that's a lot of chicken.
Chicken Lady looks like the late John Witherspoon. 🐔🍗🤔🙆
Omg she does lol 🤣!
First of all, Don't let the Chicken Wing story fool U. That anchor in the Black, Robin Baumgarten and the WGN team have had pretty hilarious moments in the past themselves. Also when that CA Segment is done by Isiah Carey, The anchor who got harrassed by A fly in the past and got famous off that past blooper, Don't be Surprised.
Yo the narrator is the Reporter that swallowed a bug while on the field lol
she was the food truck plug lol
1.9 million in chicken wings??
& you know how black folk can make things stretch.😁😁
It’s a whole lot less funny when you realize where she stole the money from to buy all that chicken.
She must've been behind all the neighborhood cookouts, family bbq's
WGN use to be the silly station compared to Fox….how times have changed 😭😭…I have never had chicken wings when I was at school 😒😂
I call B.S. no way she could move that amount product away from the school and nobody notice. Its either a lie or she a patsy.
Or its a public school and no one cared
That must be some good ass chicken to be worth $1.5 million… 😂
No I say they make the movie and call up Alfre Woodard to play her. She's been in roles like this before.
I'm late for this one.
But wow.
$1.5 million worth of wings?!
That's unbelievable.
Them kids don't even finish the whole wing.....she look like she got tired.of them wasting it
Chicken is serious business here in the US
Catch Me If You Can part 2....... the USDA should give her a job..... food security.... I'm kind of too impressed to be mad
I never heard about this
What was she doing with them? Reselling?
I can't imagine school chicken wings would even be that good lol
@@mustlovedogs8179 That's what I'm guessing. It would be smart to re-sell them to Food Trucks. If she was smart. LoL
Yo that's from the Isiah Factor on Fox26! He went viral that one time a bug flew in his mouth 😂😂😂 He's cool people. 🤘🏾
Shoutout Isiah Carey from fox 26 Houston
Imagine a movie about a old cafeteria lady straight up HUSTLING chicken 😂😂😂 frank lucas of the underground food market
Ain’t no way she was the only one. She had accomplices to get $1.5m in wings.
At least it went to a good place."😂😂😂
The chicken wing bandit.
Crazy hilarious situation.
😂Vera Ladelle just SOUNDS like the name of someone who would steal a million big ones worth of boned food
I Heard It From Breakfast Club & The Chicken Wing Bandit Was Arrested
Crazy.... I would be scared to death to do something like that
That's a lotta wings
4:40 the NEW burger beatdown!
Some stereotypes just don’t die.
Klepto sanders!
They should make a docu film and cast Viola Davis.
She don’t look nothing like Viola…. 😒 I know it’s a joke, but…
How dare she 😅
DAMN 9 years!!! Those are like manslaughter numbers. But she might just do 1/2 that. I tried to find out what she did with the wings and it doesnt say, so she's keeping her mouth shut. I was hoping they said she gave the chicken to charity at least.
There's an episode in Community about the fried chicken mafia.
The movie will be called Wings: An Heist Tale
So, nobody noticed the newslady say “You can’t make this stuff up.” Translation: “mmm hmm, a black person definitely did this!” Lol
If we say she worked there for a decade, $1.5M ÷ 10yrs = $150k worth of chicken every year. Dividing that by 365 days in a year, we can conclude that she took home an average of $410 worth of chicken. Every. DAY!!! 🤯🐓🐔🍗😂😂😂 (Edit: and even that is a low number, because excluding weekends means she would have had to take home even MORE than $410-worth of food per school day 😬)
Okay, I felt the need to do that math 🤓 So...
$1.5M ÷ 10yrs = $150k per year
$150k ÷ 12mo = $12.5k per month
$12.5k ÷ 4wks = $3125 per week
$3125 ÷ 5days = ???
This gives us a napkin-math estimate of....🤔
$625-worth of chicken. Per schoolday!
This woman was moving more chicken than Col Sanders!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It does look.like her 😂😂😂😂😂
the undertaker on double toasted
What you in for?
In Harvey, the city where I semi grew up in 😮
I like chicken wings but mf how was she going to pull this off
they laughing too hard to understand the video
People are very strange these days
I dont know how she would steal food!? How would she get food for a hungry belly!? Was she the only person she was feeding? If she was feeding a group of hungry people then its a different story. I don't know the story. I do need the story in full. Was the food going to waste or did she feed a bunch of poor and hungry people!? I don't know the whole story tho.
Not Viola Davis
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The hamburglar's auntie
so going off the info given she stole over 11k cases and for the sake of this ill just say 11k cases with it being 1.5 million in lost money they were about 136 dollars without tax per case and i, just guessing on the amount per case if they were forty-to-60-pound boxes with an average of250- 300 wings per case she stole somewhere in the ballpark of 2.7 - 3.3 million wings
she does kinda look like Viola Davis!
Stevevil
Good Riddance