this explains why xiaoma has such a galaxy brain when it comes to languages. looking at his toddler-esque decision making when it comes to peeling onion AFTER chopping, the way he pushed the onions into the bowl, how he chops tofu and cracks eggs; he maxed out SPEECH on character creation and spawned with 0 in motor skills 😂
In one of the videos he goes to a Chinese restaurant drive thru and orders the most white food possible. Interesting how he’s so fluent without developing an authentic palate for Chinese food. I legit wasn’t sure if he was trolling or not. 😂
Look up a video from "Chinese with Jessie". She reviews Uncle Roger's Chinese and you can see him talk more. Or if you want the full talk with him, look up "MY好玩". They did a video where they spoke in Mandarin and Cantonese.
Uncle Roger has an official Chinese channel where you'll find a few videos of him speaking Chinese. The rest are his main videos subtitled in Chinese for his Chinese-speaking viewers.
@@mfaizsyahmi His character's age is exactly how many years is necessary to be anyone's elder by a reasonable margin. You're 72? He's 95, and a damn fine 95 at that.
As a Malaysian (who doesn’t speak Malay or the local dialect that my parents spoke ) and a fan of both Uncle Roger and Xioma, I found this whole debacle hilarious! 🤣 Great collab! 👏🏽
great to see this collab. been watching xiaoma even before uncle roger became well known. as a Malaysian, i can manage 5 languages, but i consider english as my main language.
I mean is he providing her with her ingredients and rice cooker and other comforts if he didn't have them readily available here? It was so weird for him to pull uncle Ben's
Uncle Roger Before : There is no "too much msg" Unlce Roger Now : Nonono don't put too much, it's about balance Certainly learned from his experiences 😅
As a long time Uncle Roger fan, I knew this was going to go downhill the moment you showed the first ingredient with olive oil. This was a good crossover! X3
Wow...never heard of Uncle Roger before, but glad I did as he outshined Xiaoma this episode. Guy has genuine stand up comedy chops...and I loved when he said Xiaoma is the "Elon Musk of fried rice, doesn't make sense anymore." 🤣
Ooof, this one was rough. But so relatable in terms of kitchen failures. And I love Xiaomanyc! Glad another two of my besties found their way to each other.
just watched your U. S. Navy commercial. it was excellent enough to watch twice and visit advertiser. Only because I recognised you that I kept watching. long time fan.
We've got a white American teaching Chinese to a ethnically Chinese Malaysian who lives in the UK who's a comedian playing the role of a fictional chef who's teaching him how to cook, and it all still makes sense. We live in truly meta times.
You are looking good on your fitness journey! What a collab! Great video. I'm currently on my firness journey also Its hard because I love to cook and bake and I just love everything bad for me 😂. Trying to retrain what ingredients I use and portions I eat.
This dichotomy is awesome I love how awkwardly wholesome one side of the coin is and how Asian filthy Frank 2.0 the other side is. They should do a podcast.
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who buddy be stepping on that duck? huh? body?
Dhar mann or Raphael Gomes or Emmymade
I did not know you were a chef i only fallowed the polyglot
Zoe.Languages . Practice your Mandarin and Cantonese with her as well as Arabic.
Hope you do better next time nephew xiaoma 😂
I feel disgusted by this cheese fried rice.🤢😥
Yeah, me too!
cheese on fried rice,
ancestor cries
hope you are ok after that uncle roger!! what the hell wrong with that newphew? too much talking not enough learning LOL
America cheese on Fried rice is a big no no for me 🤮
Absolutely rinsed him 😂
I now see why Xiaoma goes to restaurants and speaks the chef's language because the alternative is him going home and making this fried rice.
LOL
he can't cooked, lol
HAHAHA underrated comment
😂😂
this explains why xiaoma has such a galaxy brain when it comes to languages. looking at his toddler-esque decision making when it comes to peeling onion AFTER chopping, the way he pushed the onions into the bowl, how he chops tofu and cracks eggs;
he maxed out SPEECH on character creation and spawned with 0 in motor skills 😂
lmao
100% he rolled a nat 20 for Charisma and Intelligence but his Dexterity and Wisdom do be LOWWW thooo
In one of the videos he goes to a Chinese restaurant drive thru and orders the most white food possible. Interesting how he’s so fluent without developing an authentic palate for Chinese food. I legit wasn’t sure if he was trolling or not. 😂
This comment slaps like an Uncle Roger roast Fuiyaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@CherryGryffon 😂😂😂😂😂
LOL ive been watching xiaoma for years and this is my first time seeing him cook, as a chef it brought me physical pain
Hahahaahha😂😂😂
KEKW
I can totally relate. I was screaming in my home. It was atrocious, just everything!!
Xiaoma is always so friendly and respectful in his videos I didn’t expect him to go full trolling mode :D
Yeah I've never heard him swear before haha
@@Bobdibob new fans
Lmaooo if trolling mode mean he got *cooked* in this weeijo, then yes! Mad trolling game!
'Extra virgin? That who you are?' was so damn goood
He can be cruel and hard. I saw him kick a puppy in Brooklyn once.
this is my multiverse of madness. i’m a HUGE fan of both but i NEVER thought i would see them together. this is amazing. 我很开心！
As a non chinese speaker, I understood the Fuiyohhhh! lmao
@@TechieBunny not exactly fuiyohh, they just said 我很开心 wo hen kai xin, meaning they're happy/excited cmiiw.
This has to be the most Chinese we’ve seen Uncle Roger speak! Thanks Xiaoma for authenticating his legitimacy lol
Xiaoma's actually making Uncle Roger's ancestors cry for real, on camera 😭
Look up a video from "Chinese with Jessie". She reviews Uncle Roger's Chinese and you can see him talk more. Or if you want the full talk with him, look up "MY好玩". They did a video where they spoke in Mandarin and Cantonese.
Also, Uncle Roger has a different channel completely in Chinese: @mrnigelngchinese
You have 444 likes
Uncle Roger has an official Chinese channel where you'll find a few videos of him speaking Chinese. The rest are his main videos subtitled in Chinese for his Chinese-speaking viewers.
Xiaoma maxed all his stats on language, none left for cooking
The collab we needed Uncle Roger teaches Xiaoma how to make fried rice and Xiaoma teaches Uncle Roger how to speak Chinese.
Agreed.
Yes
Uncle roger can actually speak chinese
@@qizhu6913 Not as good as Xiaoma. 😁
😆👌
"That not tossing! Is English your 2nd language also?!" 😆
Xiaoma's cooking skills make me feel better about my language skills
The secret with the tofu is to fry them before hand to slightly golden brown. You two are a riot. This was so much fun lol
I thought the secret was to throw it in the trash where it belongs.
I was surprised Uncle Roger didn't suggest that.
@@diggity1039Found the person who's eating tofu wrong and wasting it
You can also dry fry them in an air fryer with a little oil sprinkled on top.
@@Mikael-jt1hk Tofu is supposed to be a canvas for the other ingredients and spices. It tastes as good as your cooking is.
You KNOW Xiaoma bought the packaged brown rice and olive oil as a troll LOL
and the american cheese lmaoo
That was on purpose😂
the death stare
Well he is from NYC, and you can't get good food outside a deli so....
I 100% thought he was reaching in the fridge for chili jam and not Kraft Singles.... just to elevate the pain for Uncle Roger
I'd go with a solid F+. Congratulations man you've got so much room for improvement.
I love how he deliberately picked out the worst ingredients to troll nigel
Especially the Leek 😆
And he added a bowl of MSG in there. Anything would taste good after that.
@@fallinginthed33p he is seasoning the msg with fried rice
Cannot top jamie oliver with the chili jam etc.
lol he looked legit afraid of the knife and hot pan. Back fired. 😂
It feels like you deliberately went into this looking for as many ways to trigger Uncle Roger as possible, and I'm here for every second of it 🤣
I actually think he is really that bad at cooking. Nobody would do this on purpose.
It's really hard to believe to see them in the same room.
2 uncles,
Uncle Roger and
Uncle Ben.
Xiaoma trolled so hard.
You can tell xiaoma wife does all the cooking 😂 he looks like a 10 year old trying to cook for the first time 😂
I don't think I've ever heard Xiaoma cuss this much before xD Uncle Rodger bringing out the more comedic side of him
Maybe Xiaoma was frying rice but he was getting cooked
I love how Nigel keeps calling Ari "little nephew" despite them being the same age lol
He's playing the character of one Uncle Roger, who's supposed to be your everyday Chinese uncle. With that context it makes sense.
@@mfaizsyahmi Ah, I see. I've only seen a handful of his videos. Most recently the one with Cowboy Kent. That was a good one.
Uncle Roger is in his 50s alright
@@mfaizsyahmi His character's age is exactly how many years is necessary to be anyone's elder by a reasonable margin. You're 72? He's 95, and a damn fine 95 at that.
Although I never realized that Xiaoma could be shorter than Nigel.
"this pan so much oil America going to invade it." 💀💀
This was amazing! Xiaoma playing off like he was embarrassed, but we all know he was having a blast messing with Nigel!
Xiaoma gave Uncle Roger the biggest headache of his life 😂 He trolled him so hard.
It's about time you two met up. Thank you both for this.
I didn't know how much I needed this colab. Well done, sirs.
We need to see Xiaoma react to Uncle Roger’s Chinese like how Uncle Roger reacts to bad fried rice.
Huy-ya!
I second this 😂😂😂
Xiaoma is too polite, not in his personality, hehe.
But it sure would be funny 😂
Hahahaha
@@josealexi5141
Xiaoma: "Do we have any bowls?"
Me: "There's bowl right behind you!" *looks at bowls again, realize that they are HALF BOWLS GLUED TO THE WALL!*
As a Malaysian (who doesn’t speak Malay or the local dialect that my parents spoke ) and a fan of both Uncle Roger and Xioma, I found this whole debacle hilarious! 🤣 Great collab! 👏🏽
😮 disappointment.
great to see this collab. been watching xiaoma even before uncle roger became well known. as a Malaysian, i can manage 5 languages, but i consider english as my main language.
That rice was a hate crime man XD Great video though. The collab that I didn't know I needed
“I think stick to your language” is the punchline of this video 🤣🤣
I think Xiaoma’s wife is the cook at home 😂
That's if he even eats at home,he always seems to have about 5 or 6 meals a day in restaurants 😅
I mean is he providing her with her ingredients and rice cooker and other comforts if he didn't have them readily available here? It was so weird for him to pull uncle Ben's
I found your channel today and goodness the content here is so top tier. I'm native Malaysian and you speak 100% better than I do LOL
Uncle Roger Before : There is no "too much msg"
Unlce Roger Now : Nonono don't put too much, it's about balance
Certainly learned from his experiences 😅
You are a brave man for putting craft singles on egg fried rice infront of uncle roger
As a long time Uncle Roger fan, I knew this was going to go downhill the moment you showed the first ingredient with olive oil. This was a good crossover! X3
Not only that, but also "extra virgin" olive oil which is not good for cooking, let alone high heat frying. Unless you want cancer.
Xiaoma is looking slim, trim, & studly. But Uncle Roger is still the King of the Chinese Kitchen.
I think Uncle Roger almost broke character with that wok toss lmao
Nigel in actual pain watching the chopping section 😂😂😂
Nephew Xiaoma can become Uncle Xiaoma when he learns to cook a proper fried rice 😂
Xiaoma reaches Next Level status now he has met Uncle Roger Fiyioh
FUIYOH! This nephew's Chinese is very fluent. Haiyaa... This was so hard to watch... But give him props for trying...
Xiaoma walked right into the insults here😂
Started off with Keto-fried rice😂😂
Xiaoma you forgot Uncle Roger's favourite ingredient "Chilli Jam".
Wow...never heard of Uncle Roger before, but glad I did as he outshined Xiaoma this episode. Guy has genuine stand up comedy chops...and I loved when he said Xiaoma is the "Elon Musk of fried rice, doesn't make sense anymore." 🤣
He is funny but can be annoying if you take him seriously
Nah, he is never annoying even when taken seriously cuz he is spitting facts @@muffdvr5396
He is an actual stand up comedian he doesn't even sound anything like that irl
elizabeth holmes lmfao 💀
Uncle Roger is a character the comedian plays.
My soul has left my body from smiling and laughing so much lol thank you so much for this treasure 🤣
Ari, you look great. Keep up the good work. I love Uncle Roger and I’m so happy to see you two together
Olive oil reaction!!! Seeing Uncle Ben's rice lol xx
Not the crossover I would've ever expected but I love both of you and this was quality content lmaooo 😂😂
lol C+ is being VERY generous for what I'm seeing
Uncle Roger, my Singaporean husband misses all the dialects he grew up with. He came to the US in 1980.
It was not a collab I wanted, but it was the collab I needed. This was comedy gold.
I’ve seen much better collaborations with Uncle Roger and other TH-camrs.
as a malaysian i could testified that we speak 7-8 languages but not well 😂
Uncle roger was so distraught he even used metal utensil on non stick, just too get out of there.
The collab we needed, literally pure comedy & absolute chaotic chaotic chaos
The comedic effect between you guys made this one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Thank you and please do more together!
Ooof, this one was rough. But so relatable in terms of kitchen failures. And I love Xiaomanyc! Glad another two of my besties found their way to each other.
I love how Uncle Roger lost all restraint when it came time for the wok toss 😂 Just took right over
just watched your U. S. Navy commercial. it was excellent enough to watch twice and visit advertiser. Only because I recognised you that I kept watching. long time fan.
You need to do more cooking videos with Uncle Roger, this was so entertaining and had me laughing the whole time😂
"it's like buying pizza from China town." part got me.
Looking great Xiaoma! Hard work is visibly paying off!
I actually genuinely cannot express how genuinely underated this video and this channel actually is
Literally every thing that triggered him in the past in one recipe 😂 Well played sir!
We've got a white American teaching Chinese to a ethnically Chinese Malaysian who lives in the UK who's a comedian playing the role of a fictional chef who's teaching him how to cook, and it all still makes sense. We live in truly meta times.
Wow, Xiaoma made Jamie Oliver look like a good chef
Omg xiaoma and uncle roger? Unexpected but not at all disappointed.
Honestly, Uncle Roger should start using Xiaoma’s sound effects library for his videos from now on 😂😂😂
Xiaoma is a legend. Made all the asian ancestors cry hahahahah 😂
You are looking good on your fitness journey! What a collab! Great video. I'm currently on my firness journey also Its hard because I love to cook and bake and I just love everything bad for me 😂. Trying to retrain what ingredients I use and portions I eat.
this is the best video of him i've seen. uncle rodger presses him into a non comfort zone ... this is just awesome
Woooo the combo we all needed!
Wow a first world first time cook or an extremely good actor, well done.
“Fail on your own time, not on camera!” 😂😂😂
can really relate to Uncle Roger for the language part
chinese malaysians and chinese singaporeans speak vry similar languages
this collab was fantastic. uncle roger is living in the US now, so there's no excuse for not having him over once in a while.
The collab that I love and never expected
all jokes aside, looking leaner and healthier xiaoma! way to go, man. I’m trying to get on that same train this winter
Finally.. i was looking forward to both you guys to meet up 😊
I Love this video with These two! A Great comedian with a Talented Linguist that takes the Piss 😂❤️
Xiaoma Chinese speaking skills: Fuiyoh!
Xiaoma chopping skills: Haiyaah!
😂🤣
This dichotomy is awesome I love how awkwardly wholesome one side of the coin is and how Asian filthy Frank 2.0 the other side is. They should do a podcast.
Filthy Frank is half Japanese lmfao like the character too along with George
Pro tip - smash the garlic with the flat side of the knife, then chop. It releases the garlic juices from the bulb, more juices = more flavor
Can we please appreciate this rare Moment of History caught on video, where Uncle Roger admits there is such a thing like "too much MSG"?
Xiaoma is trolling Uncle Roger - love it!! Two of my favorite online characters
Not gonna lie, seeing people I look up to struggle with things is somehow encouraging for me to keep working on my goals, nobody's perfect
This Xiaoma video quickly morphed into an Uncle Roger one! 😆
Others in a Xiaoma video hearing Chinese:🤯😱🤩 Uncle Roger hearing the Chinese: you unemployed or sum'? 💁♂ I'm cackling 🤭😂😂
Xiaoma is awesome and the king of Language! He should definitely use that skill to call for deliveries from now on.
Nice! The most unexpected, but rewarding collab ever!
cheese with fried rice no. but if its just white rice, REAL cheddar melted into some scrambled egg on top of rice is amazing
Y'all are too fun together! 😁 ❤
Cant believe this colab. Hilarious. Thanks guys!
That was hilarious! Thank you both.
Hey Arieh, just seen an article of you on the BBC here in London!
with all the stress xiaoma was giving uncle Roger I was expecting the "emotional damage" but I didnʻt get it gahh the skit called for it
Uncle roger almost having a heart attack when Xiaoma adding more olive oil to the fried rice 😂😂😂
Never thought we would see a worse fried rice dish than Jamie Olivers, yet here we are. A Christmas miracle!!!
I think Jamie's was much worse
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There we go ♥️