"No matter what the glass..." **Flex Glue splotching noises** "...You can suck my ass!" **Flex Glue proves ineffective yet again** *"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"*
to make this the most incredible deal, we're gonna double two cans of bacon all for *FREE* thats right, not one, not two not *THREE* but one large can of *CRACK* *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAĀÃÄÁAAA*
The bit starting at 1:27 with "Gottem" just gets me every time. The random "wood!" and the bucket making saw noises is just too much! Also the random "painis" at 1:17
I literally downloaded tinder so people could see me use it. I'm not even interested in getting any girls lmao. Fuck I can't get tinder because I am going to be 18 in 3 months. That's bullshit. I'm literally about to be 18 I mean duuude.
More like: Phil Swift: *Exists* FlyingKitty: Do you want to -explode- have a mental breakdown? Phil Swift: K *Later* FlyingKitty: Wanna see me do it again?
"I can't feel my legs" "This clearly means my brain never shrinks" "Anyone would be crazy enough to build a bucket" "Now that's a lotta poop jokes" *"NOW THAT'S ILLEGAL"* FlyingKitty is trying to tell us something..
and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
Teacher: why are you laughing ?
Me : nothing
My brain : *oNe LaRgE cAn Of CrAcK*
Same here
XD
NOW THAT’S ILLEGAL
DAMAGE
Edit: TYSM SO MANY LIKES
69 likes keep it like that
Teacher: why are you laughing ?
Me : nothing
My brain : *nO MaTtEr wHAt yOU sAy uR sTilL gAy*
Literally every comment is just “Phil Swift 2019”
Everyone in their defense: 1:41
Underrated comment
*RRRRRRRRR*
'Literally every comment is just "Phil Swift 2019" Everyone in their defense: 1:41'
-- Colors R Real, duh. 2019
Or 0:34
No u
1:10 “I was fine until my dad disappeared” NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
"GOTEM"
1:41
Flex Tape can’t fix that.
@@katamari_ never it will
REEEEEEE
Me : *accidentally stares at a guy for more than 0.5 seconds*
Everyone within my 1 km radius : 1:41
1:38
0:34
What if your a girl
@@WiiLoveWeather7-12-16 00:46
@@kgs6683 if they go a little too far 1:50
I might be having a mental breakdown. I feel like I’ve seen this before.
Titan Designs pussai got wet
1:41
Hmmmm...
Hi KADZ
Lol
“-phil swift 2019”
-all comments
Lifedestroyer most creative one yet lmao
1:41
わいふ世話人 y e s
same for PewDiePie's videos
(P31NuS)
1:24 Phil’s reaction to this video
I don't get it
@@thereaper1620 Because Phil said this video ain’t nothing to f%>k with
Also thanks for the likes!
How bout a little more likes?
@@GavinMFR *slams the like button*
AUGH
0:37 That “REEEEE” is just perfect
xd I can't stop laughing 😂
It sounds like a retarded earthquake
Followed by the oofs, i died
reeee kid: are u challenging me
my favorite sound effect RREEEEEEEE
"when all the comments are like"
-phil swift 2019
Wtf in Goin on
@@mohammadking1254 *history*
I hate all of these coments
Oof
Including this one
Bruh
0:16 top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to diss
Lol
Ne
，😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:30 Eminem after seeing this video
Neh
0:30 has made me laugh every time
"No matter what the glass..."
**Flex Glue splotching noises**
"...You can suck my ass!"
**Flex Glue proves ineffective yet again**
*"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"*
*_REEEEEEE_*
You can suck my ass!
1:41
Bro became Dr. Seuss 💀💀
"i can't feel my legs"
*-Philix 2019*
phil swift is pewdiepie confirmed
@mordekaiser the iron revenant ok ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NOOOOOOO
@@flippingpenguin9049 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Phil Swift I'm sorry you're paralyzed now
99% comments -phil swift 2019
1% telling that everyone wrote -phil swift 2019
Unoriginal
0:29 the best poetry I've ever seen
1:41 No, _this_ is the best poetry.
you forgot 0:16
0:30
You mean heard*
@@bababooey4992 why not stick thim together ?
1:09 top 10 saddest anime deaths
Riolu is the best pokemon
*pulls out a splash potion of lava* put the iron down
No, you can!
You just have to "lat it dry"
bs no u
Haw haw lol
That Guy bet
*Anyone* : Does anything on the internet
*FlyingKitty* : MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Great days
@@garorade BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN IM HAVEING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
Is this a JoJo referece?
@@theoctagonalprism9231 What a beautiful duwang.
@@AkiAutumn *chew*
"I was fine till my dad disappeared"
~ Phill Swift
I saw this the second I heard that
@@mikemurphy4890 oml same
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts actually that's Viktor from paladin's well the old Viktor before that terrible visual rework
I can relate X'D
True
1:41 this part got me good job man.
"Get Rrrekt."
This may be the strongest accent I've heard this phrase being said, ever. 😂
1:41
he rolled the r a bit too much
1:10 “I was fine till my dad disappeared.” Sorry for your loss Phil Swift.
Indeed
IT HAS BEEN 20 YEARS, WHERE IS THE FUCKING MILK?
@@bababooey4992 lmao timmy
i wonder what the song is
why have I posted this
"i was fine till my dad disappeared"
-phil swift 2019
======================
that was too sad 😢
edite: i can die in peace
lol im going to give my self like
Smh
(feelz(
BUT ITS OPPISITE DAY!
School bullies in a nutshell
1:26 This bit had me in stitches, especially the “Damnit!” followed by him repeatedly shattering the glass
apparently these get likes so...
“your”
-Phil Swift 2019
Damnit i was gonna say this
"apparently these get likes so..."
"Your"
"-Phil Swift 2019"
-toofooey
@@geoffreyepstein3931 "apparentlythese get lines so..."
"Your"
"-Phil Swift 2019"
"-toofooey"
-kabingone 2019
toofooey
Billy Swift
100
Phil: no matter what you say.
Also Phil: ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵍᵃʸ‧
Yep
Yes 🤣
jk rowling @ her characters
How you...how?
*RRRRRRRR*
"I was fine till my dad disappeared"
Change the "till" to "when"
*NOW THAT'S A LOT OF COMEDY*
1of50 flyingkitty pieces found
1:41
*NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE*
CharTee _ u was
We ran out of mili
Flying Kitty: Uploads
Everyone: *Hey I've seen this before*
@Geno I was about to wonder why he reuploaded
Here before you get 500 like
Edit:or more
What do you mean you've seen this before, it's brand new
@@AB-ii5pi i wonder too
69 LIKES
1:24 Phil: This Thing Aint nothing to FUCK WITH GOTEM * Me Laughing on Floor*
DAMMIT
@@subsmcdwaffle6016 Wood
@@tto0508 using these heavy glass panels
@@cobrademon761 I built this bone!
*_H O L Y F U C C_*
No matter what you say
1:57 The way he rolls the R in Rekt makes it even funnier.
Finnish accent 👌
@@aikuisviihteenarkkipiispa8602 lmao nanites and drug abusing
@@nichsa8984 what
1:58
I played this to google docs voice type and it thought he said “temperature”
Teacher: It's poetry time!
All I can think of: 0:30
Ah yes, so poetic.
*"Reeeeee"*
Here bef this gets likes 0101029839277727
This is totally me lmao. I have poetry
This one too
0:16
Reeeee
*Police sirens in back round*
Phil: DAMN IT
r/boneappletea
1:53
WOOD
Now that's ILLEGAL
0:24 How Real Lag Actually Feels.
u meant 0:51
"I EVEN WORK UNDERWATER "
- Phil swift-2019
“No matter what you say, you’re still gay.”
0:29
Teacher: Why are you laughing?
Me: Nothing
My brain: *FLEX GLUE CLEAR UNDERWATER EVEN DRIVES UNDERWATER*
BAENIS
@@FirstTry9948 peengas
*PENIS*
Phil Swift: MY BRAIN NEVER SHRINKS
Funniest part of this video, imo.
1:58 “GET RRREKT” om dying😂😂😂😂😂
to make this the most incredible deal, we're gonna double two cans of bacon all for *FREE*
thats right, not one, not two not *THREE* but one large can of *CRACK*
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAĀÃÄÁAAA*
Im the 69 liker lol
The get rekt sounds like Luigi or Mario
@@vendableart 😂
no, the rekt sounds like wario
The bit starting at 1:27 with "Gottem" just gets me every time. The random "wood!" and the bucket making saw noises is just too much!
Also the random "painis" at 1:17
the 'painis' I thought it said 'greatest'
1:03 I just realized that sound comes from GTA San Andreas when CJ is drowning. Lol
Omg yeah! The old days I played gta 5
@@Gerry-rf3un Noice :D
Mee too...
lolololololololololoolololol
@@nukecorruption Interesting.
"I can't feel my legs"
Hey, just like PewDiePie
They ain’t nothin’ but a thing.
Plot Twist: Phil swift is secretly Pewdiepie.
1:41
fuck him
Pewdiepie: First time?
Let’s all be real here:
*We all watched this more than once*
Thats me
Me
Same
*_you bastard, stop with the bloody sorcery._*
@@sajithajayachandran9725 why you and choco gotta be so mean? :'(
I'm the same, I watch this more than once lol :')
0:25 "There's Phil Swift liquid on the surface. D*** liquid." 😂😂😂😂
"I didn't said that."
-Phil Swift 2019
"I can't feel my legs!"
I'm pretty that's most of us rn.
0:34
He's pretty.
I feel like PewDiePie stole his leg so he could walk
You aren't pretty 0:34
@@b0rdic0n62 1:41
FlyingKitty having a breakdown
(Reuploads the video)
FlyingKitty having a breakdown, again
0:16 A+ you passed poetry
0:03 what I feel like every time I do a school presentation.
Moved Channels I agree a bout the jizz
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
0:03 me when she bang but kept going
0:04 flashback-
JUST F*CKING KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
@@legionisback8102 ok.
1:09 Wow this part actually sounds emotional.
Devenante THATS you’re not here
My dad left too
@@gotthem282 so sad
Especially the fact that flex glue clear drives underwater
Whos from PewDiePie
"I was fine till my dad disappeared."
*Top 10 Saddest Anime Childhood*
My dad left for milk and never came back
@@bitumen6817 dood he left for somebody else milk
Relateable
Ha this is what Batman lied about 😂😂 😂
@@bitumen6817 my dad left for flex tape, he never came back
1:18 IM DYING
*B U C K E T*
B U C K E T
This is not a Phil Swift 2019 comment.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Copied another comment
4 days till birthday also early squad
1:41
REEEEEEEEEEE
Actually, it is. you talked about it.
Nobody:
5th graders when they see a kid hug his bff: 1:41
*your so gay*
what bff means?
@@bedlessdude9513 boy friend forever
*1:58*
@@bedlessdude9513 Balls fuck friends
""LOOK AT ALL THIS JIZZ" -Phil Swift 2019
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you nut for the first time after 6 months
0:15 Flex Caulk came out and in the new ad, HE SAID THIS
*If you don’t, Somebody will...*
~FlyingKitty 2019
Me: This meme is dead completely
Flyingkitty: How bout a little more
*NOW THAT'S A* _well thought meme-culture reference worthy of praise_
You can say pewds but anyway we'll said
Everyone else: this meme is dry
Flyingkitty: *once it’s dry let it dry*
It locks in TH-cam and it holds on tight
* comment is forgot *
Reeeeee
People like flyingkitty or grandayy always give dead memes rebirth
1:50
That took me out of the blue, really got me laughing more than I should have, despite the silly joke!
Yep
Its legendary
Look at all these beautiful CoCs
@@tto0508 Coq
@@amirhomayoonfarmusic Now THATS ILLEGAL!
*_D A M N I T !_*
0:00 i already started laughing
0:17 that’s gonna be someone’s tinder profile bio
I'm gonna use that now.
Fr fr tho
Did you just stole a comment from charmax?
*NE*
I literally downloaded tinder so people could see me use it. I'm not even interested in getting any girls lmao. Fuck I can't get tinder because I am going to be 18 in 3 months. That's bullshit. I'm literally about to be 18 I mean duuude.
The only quote I found interesting was “TH-cam: FlyingKitty
Phil Swift has a mental breakdown again”
Me: *Sees the top part of the comment section saying "I comment"*
Also me: *Scrolls through the comment section and sees over 100+*
TH-cam is just drunk again
This laugh at the end got me 2:11
2:06 Thats right not one, not two not three but one Large can of Crack
0:56 I can't hear it without "DAMAGE!!" 😂
0:36
* glass falls *
Phil Swift: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
thanks sherlock I didn't see what was happening in the video
0:37
@@romefalls. THANK YOU!
Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
REEEE😂😂
1:08 when my bully finds out i have a crush
ZHZ rage more like 1:41
Keep it at 420 or 69 likes
ZHZ rage its at 420 i’m not liking it
When my bully finds out that he is my crush
666 like
Literally every kid when they can't throw anymore insults:
1:41
damn, that's true
nobody:
iron gatherers in minecraft:
1:18
Lol
*_dream intensifies_*
Lol
1:58
@@that1guy49 I thought gabe was dead
No one:
Netflix talking to the screen writers about the characters' personalities: 1:41.
Lol
no matter what you say
Windows Seven you’re still gay
Communism KGB RRRRRRRRRRRRR
@@DoomIsReallyEpic No matter what the glass
0:13 I can't stop laughing
Edit: please help me rn im suffocating
ME TOO LMAOOO
Screams internally
I used to laugh so hard at this bro I could not breathe on that part
And it holds on tight.... *table falls down*
*INTERNAL SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Pinch yourself.
0:37
When you accidentally throw your 15 diamonds in a big pool of lava
"Nobody would be crazy enough to build a bucket"
Steve:**heavy breathing**
*I'm crying right now cause of this sentences XD*
minecrap?
@@Atomix50972 *talk trash about minecraft and i will /ban you from life server*
Hmm i think steve was a bit too needy for a 20 diamond ore group, so he used all his 3 iron sags into an iron pickaxe
but its not free to play
"It clings to YO FACE"
-Phil Swift 2019
1:41
1:41
0:58
Can we all just admire the edditing that went into the screaming? Seamless!
"NOW THAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
UI UI UI UI
i like how he edited that lmao😂
@@cadaverz- true 😂😂
@@tto0508😂😅
0:51 idk why, but the way he said this had me dying
lmao😭
Same Bruh
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
-Phil Swift, 2019
Dont carry this over from Flamingo
0:37
Yee flimingo is goooooooooooood at roblx
1:15 but Flex Glue isn't 16, it can't drive yet
I'm dying XD
#Bosak2020
1:27
Why u pooping
You mean 18?
1940: I hope there will be flying cars
2019: flying kitty
You got my pal :c
Overused comment
got ur pal 😂😂😂
Wait didn’t we already discover that we can make cats fly
Throws cat from 20 story building*
but there both the best things
0:37 the calmness of the "reeee" gets me every time. that's exactly how i feel every time i run into a mild inconvenience
Phil swift: exists
Flying kitty: mental breakdown
Flying kitty later: *I’ll do it again*
Me: *ReeeR*
More like:
Phil Swift: *Exists*
FlyingKitty: Do you want to -explode-
have a mental
breakdown?
Phil Swift: K
*Later*
FlyingKitty: Wanna see me do it again?
everyone else: oh shit here we go again
Me:,, Tight ass,,
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Haven't I seen you on a coryxkenshin video?
"I was fine till my dad disappeared"
-Philly Swift 2019
*~I CANT FEEL MY LEGS~*
1:53
JUST FUCKING KILL ME
*_nEeE_*
1:10
"I was fine till I disappeared"
Black Kid 2019
Tru
... Im black.
Im Flex Tape
Im green
0:51 always catches me off guard
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He offer can of cracc
Flex Flex _REAR_
2:09
Hhagqhahagahagagqgqqhaaaa
1:58
LMFAO!!! LOOOL
*Shattering noises*
- Unsuccessfully-glued glass 2019
1:41
1:41
This is fine
0:58 I think I’m gonna FUCKING die of laughter
@MartinZ And homieS gaming people always ask me that!
Hey Indoraptor!
@@Mr-Alone77421 hey dr klaw
Just to let u know, your one of my favorite dino hybrids! :)
@@Mr-Alone77421 thanks
“Not 1 not 2 not 3 but 1 large can of crack” that part was so funny to my friend he always says it
“Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, but One large can of cRacK”
-Phil Swift 2019
Arr0w you forgot this 🚬
I was fine when my dad diseapired
"I can't feel my legs"
"This clearly means my brain never shrinks"
"Anyone would be crazy enough to build a bucket"
"Now that's a lotta poop jokes"
*"NOW THAT'S ILLEGAL"*
FlyingKitty is trying to tell us something..
Illuminati confirmed
Get rekt
Hmmmmmm...
PewDiePie
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Just fucking kill me)"
0:17-0:21 Can we just talk about how that actually sounds good and rhymes
Neee
0:30
These are the best quotes lmao
nE iS aCtUaLlY nO iN lItHuAnIaN.
1:41
The kid that reminds the teacher of the homework being thrown in the pool: 0:37
" *insert unoriginal quote from the video* "
-*Phil swift* *2019*
Gotem
* seeing all these shitty comments *
*JUST FUCKING KILL ME*
-Pewds 2019
Me when facing math tests be like:
*JUST F***ING KILL ME!!!!*
Nobody:
This: NOT 1, NOT 2, NOT 3, BUT 1 CAN OF CRAK
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 *large* CAN OF CRACK
233 like
Me after this comment: 2:11
0:17 I’m gonna need that for my poetry project
1:58
@@that1guy49 0:34
@@naveyard 1:58
@@naveyard 1:58
@@that1guy49 1:41
0:16 Every tinder bio
0:16 these are the words of shakespear 😂😂
NEEEEE
It clings to yo face
@@lostfrozy5358 AEAEAEANNDD
This Phil swift liquid on the surface
@@suchamoodright4902 dick liquid
A message from 2019:
"If this man still alive in the future, please stop him makes any damage or world will really get damaged!".
Nick Piberius Wilde
Am reading you from one day in the future.
We are sending the military now.
yup
thats alotta damage
Lol wut
@@quixotic9482 Wut?
When you woke up from a coma
0:01
0:02 actually
@@Gerry-rf3un WRONG 0:03 where it says "JUST &*!%-!% KILL ME"
@@DeluTheAvali SHUSH IDIOT
0:04 you mean
0:06
Oh no
2:21: And, AND!
and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
"Just fucking kill me"
- Phil Swift 2019
It even works underwater, idiot
0:34 when the toxic player of a video game wins.
lol
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E*
1:48 when that same toxic kids loses
@guest 666 gay you mean his pfp?
"NOW that's illegal"
~Phil swift 2019
1:41
and 1:58
1:41
FLyingKitty: It's like if MLG teletubbys from Pyrocycnical was constantly and forever on drugs. I can only love it