George & Jerry Have Dates On The Same Night | The Phone Message | Seinfeld
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- "For me to ask a woman out, I've got to get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks."
From Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 4 'The Phone Message': After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Jerry on a show about nothing complaining about a commercial where guys are talking about nothing! Thank you Dockers!🤣
It's not a show about nothing. It's a show about something.
@@sstills951 🤣🤣🤣
He his right tho
Gold jerry gold !
@@Bloodynine606Bania is Howling! 🤣🤣
All George had to do was get out of the car and say "You know what? I would love some coffee!" and everything probably would've worked out. She just got out of the car 5 seconds ago. 🤣
my exact thought!
«I love coffee in the morning» 😄
George is such a distaster
For people like us is not that easy, we aren't biologically prepared for quick solutions on dating or scoring
Ah a comprehensive woman! Or desperate? Actually I would love some coffee...
@2:32(in Morgan Freeman voice): And it was in this moment that George Costanza realized he f*cked up.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽
Breaking a relationship up over a commercial is so Seinfeld like😂
Yeah at least break up the relationship after rounding third base.
“I can’t have coffee this late it keeps me up” 😂😅😮😊
@@sstills951* Pete Rose *
Yes, never bring up touchy issues like pants before 3rd base @@sstills951
Coffee is not coffee....😂😂
I love the long pause ..."Even if tbe dialogue DID ring true..." 😅
This episode was quickly written to replace an episode titled "The Bet" which was never filmed. The script by Larry Charles had Jerry betting Elaine $100 that she will not buy a gun. Elaine ends up buying a gun from a friend of Kramer's. The script featured a scene in which Elaine points the gun to her head and asks, "Where do you want it, Jerry? The Kennedy? The McKinley?" This is a reference to two assassinated US presidents, John F. Kennedy and William McKinley, both died of gunshot wounds. After reading the scene, Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine) turned to Jason Alexander (George) and said "I'm not doing this", and the episode was scrapped.
I can certainly see why they axed that episode. All the other Kennedy references made during the series are quite clever and funny----this one would have gone over like a lead balloon. Kudos to Julia.
This sounds insane
Does not sound funny
George's semi-monolgoue at the beginning is golden
in season 2, they weren't established enough to get a regular booth at Monk's and instead had to sit at the counter.
Jerry never wore those Dockers again.
"I don't drink coffee, but..... I would love to come up." See how easy that is? George, you have embarrassed those of us who don't drink coffee but wanna get some!
Just ask if tea is an option
The best show ever
It's interesting to see how much dialogue was in the episodes from the first couple of seasons.
They stopped at the cashier station. The are continuing the conversation near the bar. 😂
George lives in a 4chan green text story.
It's 2253 right now, and I drink coffee, which keeps wake me up, to do what? To take it easy.
If your arguing over a commercial, it's time to end the relationship😂
the lesson here would be think before you speak
Or to speak with your best friend....
only Jerry could have the luxury of having a stunning woman drag herself into his arms and him ruining it because of a commercial. Shallow and spoiled...
Hey its the "Cotton Dockers" gal
George realizing he did not get the hint is not the worst. 10 years later getting understanding out of the blue that this pretty girl in your past did absolutly give you the hint, that is real frustration. My parents got a new sauna wanna try it togehter next weekend? No i am not into sauna at all. Yeaaaah ....
I'm the worst when it comes to picking hints
I appreciate Donna standing on business about the commercial!
nice..a coffee turn down, way to go George
Maybe she'd also have orange juice in her house.
cotton dockers commercial being a deal breaker😆😅🤣
One dosen't get it, another one definitely dosen't get it 🤣🤣
I have questions about Jerry having a glass of orange juice on the sofa late at night while cuddling after a date.
What would that be?
Maybe it's a Screwdriver.
why? orange juice is awesome.
@@bossfan49 Wow, didn't see that one coming when scrolling down.
It was the 90’s. Probably Sunny D.
That coffie guy us definitely ME ME ME...😢😢😢😢
I've often wondered, if she asks him to use a.... well you know.. would she be offering him decaffeinated????...
Jerry’s girlfriend put his hand on her boobies and all Jerry cared about was her liking the commercial.
Bruhhhhhh George missed the whole sign 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Um…. Um…. Tippy toe! Tippy toe!
Lemon Tree!
@@trevertravis8963😂😂😂😂😂
How do you solve a problem like Mariiaaaa
No more apples George. Its enough already with the apples.
Man, Donna was a thirsty one.
They both blew their shot 😂 JEESH
0:21 What's with the zoom cropping on your videos?
Jerry stuffs up by being neurotic, George stuffs up by not reading between the lines. Both are not getting any.
"stuffs up". Never heard that one before.
Better off saying effed up lol
Jerry didn’t stuff up I fully support his take
I agree with Jerry if you are going to commit self deletion atleast leave a note
people get on Jerry's case regarding his acting, but he was excellent here.
How did they get to the bar without moving😅
There talking about nothing.. but Jerry you made a show about nothing lol I wish we could actually see that commercial hah
Glad Jason got rid of the Woody Allen voice later on.
I have a real problem with saying you need 360 pairs of underwear in order to only do one load of laundry a year. You would only need 183 pairs assuming that many fit in your washer. Just like Larry King mentioned, I now understand why the show got canceled.
Cotton dockers. If there dockers there just pants
I’m way too literal like George. I figure, if you want me to come up, just ask..
Ah woman just assume all men have a dirty mind, some are slow with that.
Now is this reality tv, even I would get the message, unless I deliberately didnt want....
George could of easily stopped her in time or just knocked on the door
Yeah... but it's George lol
If they're not Docker's, their just pants.
1-0 JERRY
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Nice self deprecating dig to deride a commercial about nothing, on a show about nothing... Jerry doing a Jerry on a Jerry-like topic
That's a Scottish accent? I thought he was doing Dracula
Scottish Dracula what’s the difference lassy
Now that I think 🤔 about it... .. I think I better go wash my pants... .. 😂better be Tide!
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"Great day in the morning". Pierre Robert dj at WMMR(Philly) says that a lot. Cheers! 🥨
Is this the first time they ever sit on the counter