Elaine Gives George Dating Advice | The Phone Message | Seinfeld
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From Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 4 'The Phone Message': After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.
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Elaine Gives George Dating Advice | The Phone Message | Seinfeld
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This, to me, was the ultimate George scene. Thank you for including the whole thing. Brilliant writing and acting.
No way. The ultimate George scene was the one with his boss after being caught sleeping with the janitor where he goes 'Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?' Lmao
Basically EVERYTHING you should never EVER do in this situation George did it in this scene.
Except for calling. A simple "Hey it's George, sorry I missed you. Give me a call when you can. Bye". Boom easy peasy lol, but this is George, so you turn that message in 45 seconds of non stop awkward
"I don't know what your Parents did to you" 🤣🤣🤣
How funny
she finds out when she sees them regularly later on 😂
@@redacted2275 🤣
@@Droogs LOLOL....Always loved when Helen tells Jerry "They're Exhausting" when describing Frank and Estelle! 😂
"But she DOESN'T like Me!"
George was drinking a speedball of indigestion relief.
Pepto Bismol and Alkaseltzer.
I always panic and hang up when the voice mail comes on because I don't want to sound like George.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got invited in for coffee late one night, I Georged it 😅
„People this stupid ain’t allowed to live“ in this self irony was one of the best moments in TV history
I dont' know what your parents did to you... One of the top lines in the series.
George’s call is so painful!😂
I work with sales guys who leave messages like this on customers voicemail
I'm terrified by how much I identify with George at 2:37
we are all George Costanza at some point in our lives
2:29 Look at Jerry's face when George drinks straight from his bottle :-D hahaha
Haha.....i didn't noticed that the first time! 😅😅
George Brought those in with him, watch it back that is the stuff that comes out of his bag. Jerry probably wincing because the directions if I remember right, are like at most 2 teaspoons not a Big Sip. Pepto is strong stuff. The way George was his middle name was ULCER. LOL.
When I heard "the guy didn't come up for coffee", I burst out laughing. Poor George 😅
Hearing 150,000 for house 😭😭😭
In Manhattan 😂
You can still buy houses for 50k
there are houses still selling for $150k, just in the poor states, TX, FL & some areas in California
3:36 - The way George reacts to himself in that moment is one of my favourite moments in the show! 🤣
I can relate to this 😂😢
"She did that? Somebody did that? " 😂😂
George mocking face at 2:18 LOL
George had his opportunity, poor guy
Aaaah the first 2 seasons...When still everyone was standing up for each other and were supportive for each other's mistakes. Things took a drastic turn after season 4!
What do you mean ?
@@lexkanyima2195 I mean that in later seasons Elaine would be mocking George about what he said (about not wanting to go up for coffee) and would not comfort him like that.
Oooooh 😯…do tell…I’m not familiar with THIS story!?! 🤗
Greetings from Australia 🇦🇺✌️✨
@@jimmysaboter3oh 😮…you mean in the show, not in real life? ✌️🤗
@@kathrynbillinghurst188 hahaha, of course i mean the show! I think in real life they never had any major quarrels!
It's enough already with the apples....😆
Wow, Elaine really grew more confident
"So ah,......take it easy."
"Tippy toe! Lemon tree!"
How do solve a problem like Maria?!
they made the right decision to drop the stand up intro bits.
When I started watching Seinfeld in about 1995, I didnt realize the show was supposed to be about how Jerry gets his stand-up material. So I was always confused why they included the bits.
So many people think they can fake their way into a relationship. Like they're going to pull a fast one on someone, but they won't eventually find out who you truly are?
George is running some tight game
Elaine's story about the tape switching should've been Kramer's crazy suggestion.
I once had a girl ask me to join her for a smoke….. and I said I don’t smoke…… and she went outside….. had her cigarette….. and walked away.
So this is one of the most relatable moments of Seinfeld to me! 😂
was it at a party or what
I still wouldn't go for it.
She wasn't necessarily inviting you to anything noteworthy like "coffee." But it's something to keep in mind.
I was in George's exact situation and blew it the exact same way.
Somehow I always knew I was the George in the friend group.
Was asked that too, i said "but i dont smoke", then she was like "Yes you do, you were smoking last time", then she gave me a detailed story about us smoking in the back of a bar, all details matched except the part where i smoked. Impossible for her to make all that up, so i guess im a smoker,
You don’t give a legend like George dating advice.
Elaine can give advice to anyone at anytime, because she's by far the best character on Seinfeld! The show would've went under immediately without her.
@@mobus1603 would've *gone... and no, it wouldn't have gone, Elaine is not even relevant in this show, the best moments usually take place either between jerry and george, or around george alone. Elaine does not matter one bit
@@blabla-rg7kyShe's literally the most important character in the show. Seinfeld pretty much revolved around Elaine. Probably the greatest character in modern day TV.
He needs all the help he can get.
@@mobus1603 not sure whether you're drunk or delusional but it's bad regardless
Omg…these people are so professional, especially Kramer but George, omg George, has his amazing moments!!! 😝
If you’ve ever fumbled somethin nice then you know how George feels
Waterfront property for 150k is a good deal.
With top class drainage
How do you not add the tape switch? "Tippy toe, tippy toe" that's literally the funniest part of the episode
And how George’s “big secret” he tells her to distract her is that his father wears sneakers in the pool 😅
“People this stupid should not be allowed to live” 😂😅
The message he leaves on her answering machine was so pathetic!
I love how prime real estate goes for $150k...
I remember this episode, he do goes to her house to switch it back
george was the original red pill guy before it was cool
When George was still doing woody Allen
That's largely who the character was based on even how he speaks. It was always like that to a degree.
I watch this show every night 😂😂
Uh, tippy toe.. tippy toe.
Lemmon tree.
Elaine's brother in law? Did she ever mention a sister again?
That's true I don't remember her ever talking about siblings. Anyway I think out of the group she's the one we know the least about her childhood/relationshipwith parents. There was an episode with her dad and that was pretty much it.
Gotta love Seinfeld
Gotta love that 'corffee'!
ha! the wolf picture behind George 3:31 never cry wolf there Georgie boy...🤣
This character is wayy too real
Georgia Eline and Jerry 😂😂😂😂
how on earth , Jerry Seinfeld gets an emmy for his role and not George
I mean he's like the least funniest character of the show!
Facts 💯
For the record, this is the only time Elaine mentioned her brother. When shw met her father for lunch, he asked her how her sister and mother are, but no mention of a brother.
I got 2 invites to Coffee I rejected both but I regret the first one the most.🤦
"Cwawfee"
We've all been there in a conversation or in George's case, leaving a message, where we keep talking and try to stop but we can't figure out how to end the conversation.
Don't do the apples.
We've all been a George at some point....
Not me, women hate me 😅
George is a mental case.
Blame his parents.
@@JanetStarChildexactly
I love this scene!
“The scrutiny you put each other through”
The worst offenders for this are people who live in Manhattan.
Even though folks like to say “I don’t like judging others” they all do it and with extreme prejudice when it comes to dating.
The long list of items to check off their list is why I became more carefree and free spirited dating women from manhattan, because I grew up poor and many of them wanted a guy with connections/money/status.
Manhattan was VERY different in the 90s compared to today. Normal people could still afford to live there then
@@Henning_ yeah no kidding!😊
and being captain freaking america didn't do it for them?
I judge everyone for everything
0:05 heckler noise?
1 thing is for sure... I WOULD NOT let him kick me out of my own apartment smh
Dial a womans number that fast, off pure memory... you've got bigger problems to worry about, my guy.
I don’t know what your parents do u👏👏👏😅😅😅
I was at this Hollywood party once and girl asked me if I wanted to step into the bathroom to do coke. I was like George in that moment. All I could think about was my aversion to drugs and not the other possibilities of such an invitation.
I would have told her to get lost
90's = drinking sink water
He's just using it for his Alka Seltzer. Big deal.
is drinking from the sink that big of a deal?
He is not fill ing his sink then drinking the water it is a ll drinking tap water, from the faucet, and it wasn’t just a 90’s thing it is what people did before bottled water became a thing. And when I grew up we would drink water from the hose in our yard, nobody ever got sick and the water tasted fine.
Is drinking sink water supposed to be abnormal? I’m from Spokane Washington where the sink water is infinitely better than bottled water.
@@frostedicepharoah7723Well my friend from Spokane, have you ever had a drink from a kitchen faucet in New York City? I did once and thought it tasted horrible…and trust me, I’m no water snob.
Making sports metaphors to women is a sure-fire way to not get a response.
cotton dockers, and the commercial
You might be more than just a couple of tweaks away from a healthy relationship.
The unexplained Seinfeld phenomenon is how any woman is interested in George.
All the actors punched above their weight but nah some ladies would go for a George. Not the ones on the show, but some.
Most women would prefer epstein rather than me 😅
This guy sounds just like Barry B Benson
Your father wears sneakers in the pool, that’s what you wanted to tell me?
I thought Jerry lived in apartment 5A, not 3A.
The continuity isn't the best.
Do you know about Lot's wife and the greek pillars?
Oh the pain, oh the cringe, oh the voice message. Must be based on true story, cant make this up.
Please, that’s very rude. I have something important to tell you, then we can see jerry.
150k houses. Boomers were & are the most spoiled, entitled generation of all time who caught every break in life possible and don't see it.
Horrible cringy call and message from George 😂
Who licks coffee. 🤮🤢
Elaine ugh , she wanted both Jerry and George all to herself , so she liked to give crap advice or otherwise mess up their love lives every chance she got.
This content is a masterpiece; reminiscent of a book that is a masterpiece in its field. "The Art of Meaningful Relationships in the 21st Century" by Leo Flint
Elaine slept with everyone in NY yet she looks so fresh on the show?
Are women actually attracted to men who they perceive don’t care about them?
Ok, so first off, women aren't some strange, mysterious species that thinks differently to men. Basically, normal women (there are exceptions in both sexes of course) look for the same things in men that you look for in a woman. Are they attractive, do they have a good personality. That's it.
Sure, women have a bit of extra hormonal stuff going on and because they bear the children they're looking for a loyal man that can provide for the family. That's only a consideration after he's passed the first two criteria though.
So no, generally women aren't attracted to men who appear to not care about them. There are some exceptions like if the guy is already taken some women find attractive and if the woman is extremely attractive that one guy that doesn't drop and kiss her feet she might find attractive but usually those relationships don't last long because when you start dating them that attractiveness is gone.
@@TheTruthKiwi [eye roll]
I dunno, some might, most probably don't
Yes. Duh. Lol
yea, but won't admit it
Fun fact: JS was dating a high schooler during this time. He was 38 and she was 17. 🤢🤮
Like lots of guys in Hollywood.. I just found out the cute cop chick Jerry dates actually married Dennis Hopper in the late 80s and had his child, with the age difference being even more wild. They love it.
Elaine has a sibling?
I believe it's been mentioned at times that Elaine has a sister; though, I didn't know she was apparently married.
yea her sister Gale
OK, this was season 2, but Larry was really stretching it thin with this plot. Are we supposed to believe George has never heard of decaf?
Wait.. there was decaf in the 90s? My hometown only started serving decaf like 3 years ago lmao
@@fh9061 - Decaf coffee was invented over a century ago!
@@QuicksilverSGdamn
@@QuicksilverSGdamn
Tory Polone, she was great, why women are not like that anymore
It’s interesting how much less funny the first couple seasons are, the characters are not fully formed, not that neurotic, dialogue seems very forced
It's called "development." Not interesting... in fact, quite common.
Jerry was not funny at all
Wrong.
Sorry but white ppl jokes are lame
That was indeed a stupid call..