Dave's gonna roll over in bed during the night and suddenly be face to face with Chris - YA GETTIN A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, DAVE?? HERE LET ME FLUFF THOSE PILLOWS FOR YA, DAVE! LAY DOWN ON YOUR SIDE WHILE I SING YA A LULLABYE! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, DAVE!
That was the biggest fever dream I’ve ever watched . And I’m totally flying to florida to experience this myself. Hollywood couldn’t have wrote those chain of events 😂
totally agree, this is literally one of the best ever. the fact that he had to go on the guided tour with the owner's son and him telling I've been waiting for your for 3 yrs and he gave him a 6.8
Every business needs a Chris. That guy knows business customers and makes people feel like they are the only customer. He didn’t do that for Dave. Chris does that for everyone. Like Dave said that Chris guy is everywhere.
When they said see the animals and only mention a bird I was expecting like a backyard with one or two birds in a cage. Never expected that mini petting zoo. Looks like a good spot to take the little ones.
I'm from NY and take my kids to Delray every year. We visit the animals a couple times during thr trip. It's a great spot for young kids. For Florida pizza it holds up pretty well.
This is my neighborhood pizza place that I go to often. I really enjoy the flavor, but my one gripe has always been that they don't cook it enough, so I knew Dave would score it low. I always order it well done to get it cooked the way a normal pizza would be done. But on flavor alone I think it's a solid mid-7's pizza.
We have a place like that here. Awesome flavor and atmosphere but the pizza is never cooked enough. You have to order it well well done. And don't bother ordering it during a weekend dinner rush because it will be flop city all the way to the crust.
3:45 Chris says "I'm going to go out this way," says goodbye, and walks to the left. At 4:47 he reappears behind Dave from the other side of the building.
Say what you will about Chris... He certainly enjoys life & it's cool he's passionate about his love of his community. That mini zoo & ice cream shop were way cool.
I live right down the street and this is how Chris treats everyone that walks through the door - his customer service is always a 100/10. Very cool place!
the best review so far this year! it had everything a guy randomly talking about a toucan and may or may not have been making fun of Dave looking like a toucan..a Joe Pesci like car salesman who works at the pizzeria who seemed to be everywhere who seemed to walk around the whole building to appear all at once on the other side..a pizza that Dave didn't care for....a mention of Fruit Stripe and Gator Gum and the biggest Zoo to ever exist behind a pizza place
The sacrifices Dave has to make to do these incredible reviews makes me think of Dave Osborne and the risks he too had to take to deliver the goods, so-to-speak. Amazing. Thanks again, Dave, for all you do. A real patriotic.
It’s a cool little place…. You don’t go for the pizza, you go for the zoo and the ice cream parlor, the pizza and bakery next door is just a nice bonus….. truly a great place for the community
@@blueskiesmom1323 Been coming down for thirty years have a house in the Hamlet it’s getting overbuild so crowded but still tons of fun with lots to do in the area.
Chris was there when he ordered, he was there when he ate, he was there when he was giving the score, he was there after Dave left, he was there when D got home, he was there in his bathroom, in his bed, in his refrigerator, and he will be there at Daves funeral.
Definitely a family who moved to Florida from NY or Jersey. I'm going to this place for sure when we go to FL. It's much like Storybook Land, Cape May FREE zoo and Smithville NJ all wrapped into one. Great idea I hope he makes millions
Prez needs to hire Chris as an account manager or some shit lol Anyone who can push El prez around the ring like that would be a shark in the boardroom
I'm 3:13 in... the only man to ever make dave take a seat... i'm assuming he's gonna stand by and watch dave eat the full pizza at this point... will this be the first and ever only 10.10 from dave? Can't wait 'til they go see the toucans!
@@truegileadoil8215 Nah he's annoying to most sensible people from coast to coast. The east coast didn't suddenly start liking people with salesman mentalities.
I know a "Chris". He was the first guy I ever met who cooked K on the stove, rollerbladed for transportation and bought all the hard candy at Walmart to make edibles. Nice guy.
Totally get New Jersey gangster vibes from the whole Family. Bringing Dave through the jungle to wack him for the low score, and feed him to the Snakes !
I see some jokes being made at the expense of Chris, but the real recognize this legend. Dave became an immediate humbled guest in the presence of big boss greatness. The best 6.8 pizza Dave will ever eat in his time on this planet. and the most immaculate makeshift petting zoo that has ever existed. A true golden Americana experience for the history books. Salute Chris, hope business does you well, friend.
This has become my favorite review instantly. Chris is awesome. The place is awesome. I would choose this stop over others even if the pizza was a 6.8. No doubt about it!
This place is a destination. You can eat you can shop you can go through the zoo. Looks like a great place if you're a family. Did I hear they had a train ride as well.
Chris absolutely steamrolled Dave. I give Chris' dominance over Dave a 9.7
lmao
Outcoked Dave
I'd say Chris and the Dominican, crushed Dave
@@drudru3149 that Dominican stare down was epic loll
@@08710909 Sooo Aggressive, I bet he's even more aggressive since Dave's review of his frozen pizza
Everyone knows that was the quietest score in one bite history
Everybody knows Chris was out in his car doing lines!
Bumps
Fuck, I laughed out loud, and I am a manic depressive!
One big snort, everyone knows the rules
100%
Chris spoke at the speed of coke!
Chris is like the Michael Scott of pizza owners 😅
That was the best review of a zoo-grocery-italian ice-ice cream-pizza shop I've ever seen
you forgot french bakery
Lmaooo
Lmaooo
I live 10 min away. Grocery store is one of best you’ll find; killer prepared foods
@@adamscharfberg1990 What’s the backstory on how Chris came up with the concept of this
Came for the pizza, left with a condo timeshare. Good job Chris!
Dave's gonna roll over in bed during the night and suddenly be face to face with Chris - YA GETTIN A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, DAVE?? HERE LET ME FLUFF THOSE PILLOWS FOR YA, DAVE! LAY DOWN ON YOUR SIDE WHILE I SING YA A LULLABYE! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, DAVE!
well he did reach in for the waist grab
Don't sleep like that Dave, let me fluff those pillows real nice for ya
LOL
Everybody knows the rules.
lol....i kept waiting for Chris to grab one of those napkins and say " here let me get that for you" while dabbing the corners of Dave's mouth
That was the biggest fever dream I’ve ever watched . And I’m totally flying to florida to experience this myself. Hollywood couldn’t have wrote those chain of events 😂
When they say Florida is a wild place, this is a great example 😅
“Is the pizza good”
“Yes! This is the owners son…”
Holy fuck this is one of the funniest reviews he’s ever done so many golden moments
The guy even looked back at him and shook his head hahahaha
totally agree, this is literally one of the best ever. the fact that he had to go on the guided tour with the owner's son and him telling I've been waiting for your for 3 yrs and he gave him a 6.8
The son was thinking ''Don't lie to him'' lol
🤣🤣
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Every business needs a Chris. That guy knows business customers and makes people feel like they are the only customer. He didn’t do that for Dave. Chris does that for everyone. Like Dave said that Chris guy is everywhere.
One Pizza Car Salesman, everyone knows the rules!!
W comment
Fr Chris could sell you anything
Dave and Chris have the same dealer, everybody knows the rules.
THIS is the comment
I was about to write a similar comment you beatme to it ! hahaha
That interaction from 2:36 to 3:00. Absolutely HILARIOUS! Gotta love Chris' energy haha
Chris came in and took charge of the situation!! First person I’ve seen to force Dave to sit down whilst eating their pizza!!!
Chris cost the score 3 points. I think Dave would have given it 7.1 without Chris.
He just wanted Dave to get off his damn sidewalk, so people could get by!
@@hippydippy i totally agree,
Chris is a businessman!!!!
@@garrickmusic
That was my thought!!! Chris was going hard!!
Nah there was a little old lady that made him sit down too.
Chris been watchin the reviews and realized we haven’t had a bizarre one ina while, so he gave us this gem. Thanks Chris.
The pizza is a 6.8 but the hidden wonderland is a legit 9.2.
This! It’s a cool place, been there many times.
@@Ourlittlezoo me to so relaxing
Was just there today. Pizza wasn’t great, but the petting zoo was the reason we went.
The depression on me not been able to visit this is sad.
“Im getting absolutely pushed around the ring by Chris”😂😂😂😂
Imagine giving that score and then being given the grand tour lmao
Chris tried everything
Luckily we don't have to. Lol hope his heart don't break TOOO hard.
If it had some crisp it'd be like a 7.4 easy fix.
I didn't see the score what was it
@@masonm4167 6.8
"put the box down SIT DOWN come on whats a matter wit you, i mean Jesus Christ come on buddy" hahaha i love being italian
Nice smack to the back of the head, followed by a smart'n up ... beautiful
I don’t know why but I found Chris running out of the door right after the 6.8 score extremely comedic 🤣🤣
That's comedic timing there.
Bruh I was crying
He got it out just in time lmao
Lmaooooo
Chris is from the Soprano's
one of the best episodes. Dave looking like a little kid towards the "sit tight dave" guy! That shit was fun
The employee geeking out in the back when Dave talks about Chris is hilarious. He knows Chris is wild af
Been a while since we had one of these all over the place reviews with characters comin out of left field. And I’m here for it 😅
When they said see the animals and only mention a bird I was expecting like a backyard with one or two birds in a cage. Never expected that mini petting zoo. Looks like a good spot to take the little ones.
That wasn't mini that place was huge, had rides and tree houses it was crazy
@@Ourlittlezoo 😂😂. Fuck Disney World. This place is bizarro world, and way cheaper.
I'm from NY and take my kids to Delray every year. We visit the animals a couple times during thr trip. It's a great spot for young kids. For Florida pizza it holds up pretty well.
Hahah right
The way Dave scored this pizza was EPIC!
Bro dropping that 6.8 while he ran inside to grab napkins had me fuckin dyin hahaha
"Snakes are evil...I DO like goats!" Dave, you're killing me.
Chris, the Joe Pesci of pizza.
Frrrrrr
You got it
He looks like a funny guy.
Hahahaha
How dare you insult Joe Pesci like that.
Chris hittin' the lines before coming to work gotta love it
One bite, everybody knows Chris just became Dave's new coke connection in Florida.😳
That was Joe Pesci
@@brianmcdonald7233 this guy reminded me of joe pesci lmao
😂😂😂😂 good lord
This is my neighborhood pizza place that I go to often. I really enjoy the flavor, but my one gripe has always been that they don't cook it enough, so I knew Dave would score it low. I always order it well done to get it cooked the way a normal pizza would be done. But on flavor alone I think it's a solid mid-7's pizza.
We have a place like that here. Awesome flavor and atmosphere but the pizza is never cooked enough. You have to order it well well done. And don't bother ordering it during a weekend dinner rush because it will be flop city all the way to the crust.
@@trcythmpsn Yea i put those flaverful, floppy pizzas in the air fryer when i get home and crisp them up just right.
I could see well done making a deference, the pizza looked good overall.
3:45 Chris says "I'm going to go out this way," says goodbye, and walks to the left. At 4:47 he reappears behind Dave from the other side of the building.
I love the ones you have to watch two-three times to soak it all in, so much stuff going on!
Say what you will about Chris... He certainly enjoys life & it's cool he's passionate about his love of his community. That mini zoo & ice cream shop were way cool.
oh hes def enjoying life LOL
He's the type of friend who is worse than any enemy you could have. Just because he sweet talks you doesn't make him a good guy.
I live right down the street and this is how Chris treats everyone that walks through the door - his customer service is always a 100/10. Very cool place!
Yeah bc his vibe comes off to genuine right
Chris absoloutley zooted just walking aimlessly in out and out of the frame lol
This is the first time I've totally missed the score... Chris is a MAGICIAN!
the best review so far this year! it had everything a guy randomly talking about a toucan and may or may not have been making fun of Dave looking like a toucan..a Joe Pesci like car salesman who works at the pizzeria who seemed to be everywhere who seemed to walk around the whole building to appear all at once on the other side..a pizza that Dave didn't care for....a mention of Fruit Stripe and Gator Gum and the biggest Zoo to ever exist behind a pizza place
Chris was on that good good.
Dave must have shared some of his stash.
I mean sure, maybe, but it could just as easily be an eccentric Italian man passionate about his business.
there’s passionate, then there’s chris
The sacrifices Dave has to make to do these incredible reviews makes me think of Dave Osborne and the risks he too had to take to deliver the goods, so-to-speak. Amazing. Thanks again, Dave, for all you do. A real patriotic.
Chris is that type to wake everyone up so that he can hold the door for them lol. 😂
When he said we have animals Outback I thought he was talking about the guys working in the kitchen 😂😂😂
It’s a cool little place…. You don’t go for the pizza, you go for the zoo and the ice cream parlor, the pizza and bakery next door is just a nice bonus….. truly a great place for the community
We're trying to get a place for the winter in Florida is Delray nice? I don't want all silver hairs but I don't want spring break either??
@@blueskiesmom1323 del ray is perfect if that's what you want. It's a real town
@@blueskiesmom1323 Been coming down for thirty years have a house in the Hamlet it’s getting overbuild so crowded but still tons of fun with lots to do in the area.
@@blueskiesmom1323 fly down and check it out. Pbi is a super convenient airport
@Phillip Banes No it’s crowded because their building on every square inch of land.
Probably my favorite place I’ve seen. What a vibe indeed.
"yea yea yea you can get the lettuce and feed em."
Dave in his own head :"Or i could give em that pizza."
there are some things even a goat won't eat 😐
😅
“Where’d you come from, the woods?!?!?” 🌳🌲🌳🌲🌳
Rumor has it... The pizza is still sitting on top of that oven
One bite, ditch the pizza, take the tour, everyone knows the rules
"where'd you come from, the woods?" 😂
Chris was there when he ordered, he was there when he ate, he was there when he was giving the score, he was there after Dave left, he was there when D got home, he was there in his bathroom, in his bed, in his refrigerator, and he will be there at Daves funeral.
Chris is an absolute ELECTRIC factory. I need to go to this place just because of him.
4:32 "Thank you again for coming" - Chris was everywhere in this video, had me cracking up 🤣
One man stole the show, everybody knows the rules. If I was anywhere near this place I'd go just because of this review.
The son was super chill. New the vibes for sure
"YES, this is the owners son..." lol
Chris is like the NY mobster sent to Florida for screwing up a hit! "I'll show ya boss, I can be family friendly too"
I see a movie script here!
😆 fr
@@ajtam05 ROTFL !!
I knew a lot of goombas in FL, they were douchebags.
My Blue Heaven
Ralphie from the Sopranos
Definitely a family who moved to Florida from NY or Jersey. I'm going to this place for sure when we go to FL. It's much like Storybook Land, Cape May FREE zoo and Smithville NJ all wrapped into one. Great idea I hope he makes millions
Chris is the type of dude that approaches you right when you walk into a clothing store and stares at you while you're trying to shop peacefully lol
Telling you to try everything on even though u dont want to lol
And then bargaining the price on clothes he already had on clearance. 💀
@@Plague_Doc22 lmaooo exactly
Dave do not change ever...stay real, stay true...love watching your videos and appreciate your honest no matter what the circumstances.
I lost it at the banging after he made you sit down. dudes like a character out of seinfeld
8min review. Everybody knows this will be a classic
This was one of the best reviews! Id love to visit that place!
I thought there was gonna be just couple of goats in a pen, and there's a whole friggin' theme park on the backyard ! 😂
Prez needs to hire Chris as an account manager or some shit lol
Anyone who can push El prez around the ring like that would be a shark in the boardroom
i think this might be one of my favorite reviews ever!
When the guy told him he wasn't doing it right i DIED LOL
bro came from the woods 💀
Chris going in for the little hug.
Chris just wants to put the tip in
0:58 he stepped in front like he wasnt done talking and will not be ignored 🕺🏻
Dude reminds me of Steve carrell the way he acts. Lol
Reminds me of Joe Pesci
This is the best looking pizza place I’ve seen on your channel all these years.
Pizza was so good, Dave didn't even bother to pick up the leftover box from behind the counter. Everybody knows the rules. But the Zoo looked dope.
Speaking of "'Dope''...
Yall, I swear Chris seriously is like that every single day.
Chris is wild. Pizza - ask for it well done and you'll hit the 7's.
"I'm getting absolutely pushed around the rink by Chris." - Dave 😂😂
One owner who does more coke than Dave, everybody knows the rules.
they seem like they would be good friends....
Sitting here watching this and i say to myself, "cant wait for him to give it a 6.8". 2 seconds later, 6.8.... Bahahahahha
Chris pops up like a jack-in-the-box when you least expect it
Spoiler alert: That oregano and cheese Chris brought out for Dave wasn't actually oregano and cheese - It was 2 dime bags and an 8 ball of coke.
It's Father's Day anywhere Chris goes lol. 😂😂
I'm 3:13 in... the only man to ever make dave take a seat... i'm assuming he's gonna stand by and watch dave eat the full pizza at this point... will this be the first and ever only 10.10 from dave? Can't wait 'til they go see the toucans!
Any business would be successful with a person like Chris running it. Great attitude, energy and sales focus.
dudes annoying asf
Only on the East coast. West Coast people, say WTF dude,calm down.
@@truegileadoil8215 Nah he's annoying to most sensible people from coast to coast. The east coast didn't suddenly start liking people with salesman mentalities.
Probably my second favorite One Bite review!!
Chris seems like the kinda guy to walk behind you with a baseball bat while talking about how much you've disappointed him.
Knife in one hand while patting you on the back with his other hand. Exactly
Chris reminds me of Artie Buco always chatting with the customers
Chris will be having a sit down with Prez tonight about that 6.8 lol. 😂😂
What's the goat's name ?? Johnny??...definitely haha
One nicely dressed elf, everyone knows he's from the woods
This is great! Best review ever!
One bite, everyone knows Dave is going to keep the score real.
lol you must be new dave hos softened on his scores tremendously
@@DzekoVelez eh not really just depends
@@yamete1729 He sofened his scores ones he got out of his apartment during COVID. Recently he's returned to real scores
This might be the funniest review i've seen
Chris is the best, we need more Chris's.
I know a "Chris".
He was the first guy I ever met who cooked K on the stove, rollerbladed for transportation and bought all the hard candy at Walmart to make edibles. Nice guy.
Random guy: Is the pizza good? Dave: YES! Owners son: don’t lie to em 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dave's biggest whirlwind review yet.
Totally get New Jersey gangster vibes from the whole Family. Bringing Dave through the jungle to wack him for the low score, and feed him to the Snakes !
Dave went in to that battle with the Height and Hair advantage and still got dominated around the ring.
I see some jokes being made at the expense of Chris, but the real recognize this legend. Dave became an immediate humbled guest in the presence of big boss greatness. The best 6.8 pizza Dave will ever eat in his time on this planet. and the most immaculate makeshift petting zoo that has ever existed. A true golden Americana experience for the history books. Salute Chris, hope business does you well, friend.
Hi, Chris.
my favorite review for a while
This has become my favorite review instantly. Chris is awesome. The place is awesome. I would choose this stop over others even if the pizza was a 6.8. No doubt about it!
I was waiting any second for him to ask if Dave found Jesus.
I was waiting for Chris to pop out of an exhibit at the zoo, WTF, haha!
Chris: HEEYYYY!! I'm also one of the animatronics, sup Dave!!
7:33
I just want to say Dave I genuinely can watch these fucking reviews you do for hours man these are great never stop doing them.
This place is a destination. You can eat you can shop you can go through the zoo. Looks like a great place if you're a family. Did I hear they had a train ride as well.
Fuck yea you did. Choo choo!
and you get to meet a real made man, Chris.