Manchurian Tanks - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Alright look Balkan bros, it was obviously a joke

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oman alta

    • @d3lta667
      @d3lta667 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      You're going to paranoid now when your car doesn't start with the first ignition ☠

    • @sasamihajlov2862
      @sasamihajlov2862 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are right. You even pointed to it on the map.

    • @conflictsofthe20thcenturyc91
      @conflictsofthe20thcenturyc91 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "um akcually,...."

    • @125discipline2
      @125discipline2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      south slavic language has no word for 'joke'

  • @YourVintageStick
    @YourVintageStick ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    A Manchurian Blitzkrieg? Well that’s new, good script Bo

    • @blahblah8471
      @blahblah8471 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't wait for the South African blitzkrieg

    • @alexanderschoenbrunn6696
      @alexanderschoenbrunn6696 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m early

    • @laff__8821
      @laff__8821 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait is this script thing real or it's just a meme? Like are their games actually scripted?

    • @Medvelelet
      @Medvelelet ปีที่แล้ว +119

      ​@@laff__8821 meme. A very good meme.

    • @Kawerok2000
      @Kawerok2000 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@laff__8821 Of course the script is real. Snake of Denmark thus sows his propaganda, repeatedly showing Swigma or Golden as incompetent players, while showing himself (what a surprise) as the good one

  • @partylizard8343
    @partylizard8343 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    >Japan can't take China
    >Bo gets obsessed with tanks
    yep it's a hoi4 in a nutshell video

    • @mr_confuse
      @mr_confuse ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Can't forget the navy though

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mr_confuse and the useless naval invasion that takes the whole video to do

  • @Error-xv9ve
    @Error-xv9ve ปีที่แล้ว +842

    When a wave of troops decides to spawn just say no, they legally cannot mobilize if you do not consent

    • @alect525
      @alect525 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Its like when Poland declared war on Japan, they just said no so they weren't at war

    • @barackahilt8595
      @barackahilt8595 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      World peace achieved with this simple trick

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alect525 Japan : maaannnn gtfo of here with this sheeeeet.

    • @henchfggaming7997
      @henchfggaming7997 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@barackahilt8595 Facists HATE him!

    • @Michaelonyoutub
      @Michaelonyoutub ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadly even though it is illegal, japanese law does not apply in all chinese territories yet

  • @theamerican3636
    @theamerican3636 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    "Japan had a hard time in china" let me guess it was golden

    • @raikaria3090
      @raikaria3090 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And then Bo makes the plays and saves him

    • @alect525
      @alect525 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Which is odd considering Golden was a rather good Japan player for a while

    • @AtakOnNate
      @AtakOnNate ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funnily enough golden was raging to his chat about how Bo and Floojoe were about to lose Beijing and get the entire south cut off

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey could have been Swimmy Or Zykrez

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Manchuko: *Builds tanks.*
    Japan, talking to Germany: "I raised that boy".

  • @arugula9253
    @arugula9253 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    As a Croat, I couldn’t get one minute into this video. Currently I am seeking therapy.

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i was thinking bo was talking about croatia annexing serbia. would be based if that happened irl

  • @gamerz1172
    @gamerz1172 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    0:45, pictured here is Bo managing to start 10 race wars with one statement

  • @shadowman8535
    @shadowman8535 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    0:44 As Croat i will just say one thing
    Bo im coming to "visit you" in Denmark, you got 6 more hours to live

    • @akmon3490
      @akmon3490 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Man if only the Croats didn't enter in Schengen , Bo would have had an extra 30 minutes to curse his loose tongue

    • @fus132
      @fus132 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Od Bihaca do Petrovca sela!*
      *Do Petrovca sela!*
      *Karadzicu Vodi Srbe Svoje!*
      *Vodi Srbe Svoje!*

    • @shadowman8535
      @shadowman8535 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@fus132
      Za Dom Spremni!
      U Zagori na izvoru rijeke Čikole
      Stala braća da obrane naše domove
      Stala braća da obrane naše domove

    • @Jacob-pu4zj
      @Jacob-pu4zj ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Average Danish war length.

    • @Szpareq
      @Szpareq ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bo is gonna last shorter than Denmark in WW2 for real

  • @zap648
    @zap648 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The muffled _BANZAI!_ in the background at 6:11 is amazing.

  • @ldavidtw2000
    @ldavidtw2000 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    whoever micro'ed as allies in the second part needs a medal that's some sick move

  • @toasterdogg
    @toasterdogg ปีที่แล้ว +64

    ’Urban Assault Specialist’ flashbacks

  • @thatjunkerguy5392
    @thatjunkerguy5392 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    As a Serb, He will soon be granted full citizenship and a nice apartment in Belgrade

  • @jkg8108
    @jkg8108 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I am on the beaches of Alaska"
    "You lied to me"
    "It's a report, I didn't say it was accurate"

  • @dylanking6960
    @dylanking6960 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I don't think we've ever seen Bo on Manchukuo before. Bochukuo? Manchubo?

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom ปีที่แล้ว +10

      definitely that second one

    • @highgrounder
      @highgrounder ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Manchukoen

  • @JoraCorvus
    @JoraCorvus ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Manchurian tanks is something you hear about as much as naval Germany

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam ปีที่แล้ว +552

    You know ita a classic Bokoen video when he got balls of steel to say capital of Croatia is Belgrade and not Zagreb

    • @vukstojancic4552
      @vukstojancic4552 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@Nordbon1523 I would like that to be true

    • @-elrean
      @-elrean ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I thought Belgrade was the capital of Kosovo

    • @Ma_Zhongying
      @Ma_Zhongying ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@-elrean That checks out, because Serbia is rightfully part of Kosovo 🇽🇰

    • @filiperosa7496
      @filiperosa7496 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ma_Zhongying who is rightly part of Yugoslavia, and Sarajvo could be a good capital

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ma_Zhongying If Kosovo owned Serbia, the capital would be Pristina, wouldn't it?

  • @SerKnightGuy
    @SerKnightGuy ปีที่แล้ว +119

    For a moment, when the peace deal fired right as the Japanese landed in Alaska, I thought it was the whole Allies surrendering solely because Anchorage was lost.

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sir! they landed in Alas....
      Allies : I SURRENDER!!! 🙌🏳️🏳️

    • @alect525
      @alect525 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Americans lost their oil its over just like how the Soviets would have been defeated if the Germans took the Caucasus.

  • @snakeguy8646
    @snakeguy8646 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I thought Siam was called the “Ratkoen Empire” for a solid 5 minutes

  • @maniacbluejay
    @maniacbluejay ปีที่แล้ว +104

    8:44 can someone explain why paradox made the bulgarian tanks to be so massive on the map?

    • @juliannolastname2442
      @juliannolastname2442 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It represents weakest Bulgarian light tank 🇧🇬 🇧🇬🇧🇬💪💪💪 🫡🫡

    • @boilingpoint760
      @boilingpoint760 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BVLLGARIA

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Devs are actually blind...

    • @elbeto191291
      @elbeto191291 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think Greece and Turkey have the same thing IIRC, because of the DLC Battle for the Bosphorus

  • @cryolocker0224
    @cryolocker0224 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The alternate timeline where a bunch of German tank designers in 1930 were kidnapped to Manchuria

  • @colbygordon6936
    @colbygordon6936 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    So Golden's brilliant plan to invade Canada was to land on an island that is still not developed 80 years later... his genius truly knows no bounds.

    • @barackahilt8595
      @barackahilt8595 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's called "emergency development assistance"

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mock it all you want, I did it in single player as manchukuo lol.

    • @barackahilt8595
      @barackahilt8595 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Rule Manchuko! Manchuko rules the waves!"

  • @atlanntis8064
    @atlanntis8064 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Marcel it's just you" hears Marcel Stoyanov the commander of the last Bulgarian division, when faced with the entirety of the continental Allied Forces

  • @tabbris1106
    @tabbris1106 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Goldens pronunciation of "Haida Gwaii" hurt my soul

  • @HanMestov
    @HanMestov ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for the video, always anticipating these!

  • @pantalaemon
    @pantalaemon ปีที่แล้ว +5

    man golden is so fun to watch when he's not psychotically screeching and incompetent

  • @johnhartman5152
    @johnhartman5152 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I just barely heard him scream bonsai in the background 6:16

  • @kazukikjp
    @kazukikjp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "im bout to blow" truer words have never been said

  • @Youcanatme
    @Youcanatme ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When you improvised and later looking at the script completely changed the story

  • @joebloggs7514
    @joebloggs7514 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And who says you can’t teach an old dog new scripts, always good to see ever more insane situations and play styles.

  • @RippleReels1
    @RippleReels1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Does anyone else miss having to try and match people's names with the countries from when we first started watching Bo?

  • @jebbroham1776
    @jebbroham1776 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Japan booty twerkin on India makes the most sense out of this entire episode. 😂

  • @125discipline2
    @125discipline2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RIP Amaba Tokamu for sacrificing himself for the emperor in the indian war

  • @mushroomy9899
    @mushroomy9899 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Incorrect, the capital of Croatia is Skopje.

  • @BP5-5
    @BP5-5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It was so Joever for India in record times lmao

  • @jenschristianj4805
    @jenschristianj4805 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Lord Divine Bokoen1?”
    “Yes ma’am?”
    Shit gets me every time

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All hail emperor Manchu!

  • @jakovaleksic4790
    @jakovaleksic4790 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:45 Бокоен Једановић???

  • @nomnomxddd7341
    @nomnomxddd7341 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:45 no it's İstanbul
    Glory to Sultan Boköoğlu "Rat of Ankara"

  • @ThatWelshGuy.
    @ThatWelshGuy. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These scripts are better than most movie scripts lol

  • @lucaspinel6931
    @lucaspinel6931 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What best to watch before going to sleep...

  • @jayzet8893
    @jayzet8893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It seems the "Hoi4 Manchucko guide" was updated a little😅

  • @jansatamme6521
    @jansatamme6521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    US possibly lost the naval battle cuz his admiral rolled defense 💀

  • @brendenstuder6119
    @brendenstuder6119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lololololol Golden eating rocks again.

  • @ivangalic473
    @ivangalic473 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol here’s one croat belgrade used to be capital (yugoslavia)

  • @johnstorch1130
    @johnstorch1130 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The return of the Qing Dynasty has come. Thank you, Bo

  • @jakov1043
    @jakov1043 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Croat I am little bit offended

  • @EPICDZN
    @EPICDZN ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:48 pov: you are ICE

  • @kaiserxyozni4786
    @kaiserxyozni4786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bo: the real capital of croatia is belgrade
    Every croat in the chat: ZA DOM BRAĆO ZA SLOBODU BORIMO SE MI

  • @aleksaradojicic8114
    @aleksaradojicic8114 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As Serb, I always knew that Bokoen1 was true Serbian nationalist! 😂

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *”Eye* honestly cannot believe it.”

  • @kire08
    @kire08 ปีที่แล้ว

    first video in a while to have two seperate games I think, also good video as always!

  • @sb-id
    @sb-id ปีที่แล้ว

    Just finished a massive exam at 1am brilliant time to post Bo !

  • @xxV28xx
    @xxV28xx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can we bring back Minor Golden. I want to see him do his crazy shit like the Mexican invasion of Japan again.

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m telling you, Japan golden just built different

  • @Szfpa1
    @Szfpa1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sat down to poop and this video dropped. Doesn’t get better

  • @penguinking1423
    @penguinking1423 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i love how the video does not show golden getting capped and losing his navy

  • @ZenexTheZealous
    @ZenexTheZealous ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am a Croat in the chat.
    Quite silly comments on Bo's part.

  • @vittoriolepporio122
    @vittoriolepporio122 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never thought I’d hear the Haida mentioned in a HOI video that isn’t OWB

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mofos pushed through the Burmese jungle and mountains with medium tanks. Guderian and Manstein are rolling on their graves

  • @moritzkaufmann4771
    @moritzkaufmann4771 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty cool guest appearance from slavoj zizek as germany

  • @somerandomnesspoo8467
    @somerandomnesspoo8467 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is quite a day for the Goldenbros

  • @xess4168
    @xess4168 ปีที่แล้ว

    can't believe there was a reference to the great ambatukam.

  • @yourlocalkrieger
    @yourlocalkrieger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    your videos make my day lol

  • @lowqualitycontent3818
    @lowqualitycontent3818 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t believe bo would do this

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Manchuria had been this good in real life, Japan would be paying tribute to the Qing Empire.

  • @drekbleh7081
    @drekbleh7081 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:40 Bullhead pride mixed with insecurity, Golden is role-playing a monarchy very well

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bo just pissing of people in the Balkans within the first minute. Nice.

  • @scubandym1941
    @scubandym1941 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is sponsored by Mancu Noodles guaranteed to run through you!

  • @nicpardon1057
    @nicpardon1057 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats why u dont use all your tanks in 1 battle

  • @consulargaming3554
    @consulargaming3554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey I was in that second game!

  • @baizen2156
    @baizen2156 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know it will be a funny clip when Golden plays as major

  • @3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid
    @3lit3Sp34k3rHy8rid ปีที่แล้ว

    this video made me a goldenbro

  • @DoccyStars
    @DoccyStars ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's not a Bokoen1 video if there isn't a coinflip chance he puts himself as the title

  • @waltermartinez9110
    @waltermartinez9110 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Bo, what is that save game name?* 2:27

  • @BearDrivingACar
    @BearDrivingACar ปีที่แล้ว

    Why is this hoi4 I thought this channel was now exclusively Empire at War content

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell ปีที่แล้ว

    Manchuria rides again

  • @jtojagicc
    @jtojagicc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CROATIA MENTIONED

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Weird when Japan Golden ain't have a good time.

  • @ceaserthegreat_1019
    @ceaserthegreat_1019 ปีที่แล้ว

    DU, DU HAST, DU HAST MICH!!!

  • @Awesome.Guy-Cool
    @Awesome.Guy-Cool ปีที่แล้ว

    Top ten moments of moments

  • @kryzzan7039
    @kryzzan7039 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They said my Manchuria was weak...

    • @Nion-p6s
      @Nion-p6s ปีที่แล้ว

      Dankus memecus reference!?!?!?!?

  • @wildwilly356
    @wildwilly356 ปีที่แล้ว

    ah yes manchuria my favorite major nations

  • @chandlergloyd4230
    @chandlergloyd4230 ปีที่แล้ว

    japan just absolutely dunking on everyone is way too fucking funny

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not suprised bo doesn't know his croatian Geography smh...

  • @adddaddda7748
    @adddaddda7748 ปีที่แล้ว

    Golden is such a poet

  • @TheLordNovo
    @TheLordNovo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Less than a minute in and I’m getting fed Serb Nationalist propaganda. Thank you Bo Koenevič

  • @Bblueflagsdomatter
    @Bblueflagsdomatter ปีที่แล้ว

    India forgot the part of the script of retreating his troops from the encirclement

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HOW DOES HE STILL NOT KNOW ABOUT CTRL+B???

  • @thecommunistdoggo1008
    @thecommunistdoggo1008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haven't seen the video but I'm guessing Japan is Swimmy or Golden

  • @nikolatutalica8256
    @nikolatutalica8256 ปีที่แล้ว

    you've earned a new Serb sub ;D

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Golden won for once?

  • @overlord165
    @overlord165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well Bosniaks are just muslim Croats so it's not as bad for Sarajevo to be our capital.

  • @solidzaku2
    @solidzaku2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait, who was playing Germany? That sounds exactly like Marco Frisoni from NJM.

  • @tomm9963
    @tomm9963 ปีที่แล้ว

    To quote Brawn from years ago "Why did Hungary build tanks? They're dogshit"

  • @scpguy1381
    @scpguy1381 ปีที่แล้ว

    How old is the second footage, it has the old Overrun indicator

  • @Basement-Historian
    @Basement-Historian ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Som altid en god video sku lige til at sove men det kan man ikke nå du levere en video

  • @Task32
    @Task32 ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you guys going to play the new Starship Troopers game?

  • @Hanclok
    @Hanclok ปีที่แล้ว

    Bo after making those comments, you will have no choice but to go undercover when in Croatia during your next visit.

  • @joannacampbell3580
    @joannacampbell3580 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    GOLDEN BROS