yea same, tho i remember there was some video where billy gets to ventrilo and his mom comes in and he is like '' but mom these people depend on me'' or smth
Since i watched this video like 5 times back in the day i know that this wasn't a new video :P But he also had to reupload several machinima like this because machinima took those vids down as well.
Your videos always have the charm of the massive and not forgotten WoW Machinima era, you keep me amused and nostalgic. Cant wait for your movie Crendor :)
The accuracy of this list is pretty spot on but you forgot a couple: "Kid with a bedtime" -- usually a tank or a healer who has to log off every night at ten thirty cause he's got school in the morning, completely derailing the raid for at least 20 minutes until someone else can be found and brought in. "Crappy computer guy" -- while there's way fewer of these nowadays, in the past there was always one or two guys who would have about 2fps on minimal settings and would undoubtedly be found standing in the fire that wasn't visible on their screen.
Being in a PvP guild... if I'm in an area with my friends or something, I'll almost always bring up the lore somehow. I love how this is bang on the money.
+Rank 20 Shieldbearer If you still haven't bought WoW now's the best time. The base game (all expacs up to & including MoP) is on sale for $5 and WoD is on sale too. I believe you can buy them both for like $20
This may be a reupload, but I do'nt think I've seen it before, except the Zentrillo bit. That was included in another vid as well, that I did see. My favorite by far is crendor's "art." I also liked the "lore" involving Thrall and Onyxia. I also like that he had a female character playing a male BE, we just like looking at them.
I hadn't watch this one in a long time, it's so full of truth! Not only have I known all those stereotypes in my guild, I've had a phase when I was both a Lore Freak and a Collector. xD
Just had awkward reminder what old talent system was... I still recall how i was thinking it was good to go what talents you feel'd right for you, but instead people raged why i didn't take that other talent.
I used to be the Mysterious one+ lore freak-ish. I walked around area's rarely visited and checked things out or try to find unique stuff/quests. Like the airfield ontop ironforge when it was still The Burning Crusade. Now i'm the guy that's forever offline.
The Recounter talks endlessly about the Recount addon and only links it to the whole guild or spams it to you in whispers on every fight when he's topping it. Everyone hates him and wants him to STFU, but he still keeps doing it anyway. He will also link recount in raid when he's number one by an exceptional margin and yell, "WTF GUYS LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME, YOU FUCKIN' BADDIES!" when he has a whole set of mythic gear and you're just out of LFR (and he knows it).
Well, I remember watching this a long time ago but it still stands that I'm the altoholic lore freak and almost becoming the know it all, since i've dropped from my heroic group to focus on irl stuff but looking up on wow.
In my guild, I was the frustrated healer. I played at a time where druids didn't have the best single-target healing so I was rarely assigned to one of the tanks. Instead I got the fun (stressful) job of trying to keep the dps alive when they screwed up, while quietly seething behind their backs. Because there's always one that screws up. Pretty sure our screwup knew the guild leader. Big surprise. On the plus side, being a healer meant I never really got the blame for failures. It's kind of hard to draw aggro when you're sitting at the back spewing out heals everywhere.
This applies to all MMO's. My guildies in SWTOR are just like this... Btw I'd probably be the noob guy...but I'm pretty damn sure that my DPS has improved after listening to the advice given to me...maybe not lol ;p
Alex Norton It's been a long time since that comment, now I'm the one getting asked for tips on rotations, well for Vengeance Jugg.......but I do have a sniper, should probably play her more
I actually had someone "snitch" on my main character when I used to play WOW. The problem was that he snitched to my alt which I was playing at the time which led to some fun times..
lmao I was the snitch guy in my guild. I would put guild members at variance with one another but simultaneously not get any heat myself. Both sides trusted me and I eventually became the guild leader (the old leader quit b/c of irl stuff). I didnt realize how good I was at it until one day on vent when they were deciding who should be the next guild leader, they looked at me because they all didnt trust one another but all trusted me. Damn I miss the old days lol
That moment when "lazy tool" describes you so perfectly it's scary. Accept for the guild bank part. That's kinda a oxymoron. If all you do if take from the guild bank the guild master will probably kick you for being useless
I used to be a collector, until I made an alt. Also missing my type, the Idiot, who tries to help everyone, running low levels through dungeons, collecting stuff for guild bank, making potions and stuff for members. I had all professions just in case anyone needed something.
I actually thought this was a new video and was laughing my ass off, then i read the About and noticed it was a re-upload, and i forgot that i had watched this before haha! Still loved it, and want more, even if it is old content! :D
I'm like a strange combination of many of these. Baddie(my lvl 90 Pally is wearing the Jenkins title), Collector, Altaholic, sometimes like the mysterious one in that sometimes I am on very late at night and many times in strange out of the way places. It think Mysterious Ones might also be classed as solo-ers. As some of the qualities they have, I mostly embody, and that is because I like to be on when most people aren't, so I can do things by myself without people talking to me. I've always been a solo gamer first, and only play with others when I absolutely need to. Though I've played many MMO's, but only because I like the open worlds, and actually like grinding levels for the most part.
Sylvia Silverfountain originally Blood elves were called "high elves" and their eyes were blue, but after Arthas decided to ramsack their kingdom and cause mass genocide they went all emo and renamed themselves to "blood elf", the green eyes are just a sign of fel corruption, similar to how orcs are originally brown but after they made a deal with a giant pit Lord and drank some demon koolaid their skin turned green.
I'm the 3 am middle of nowhere guy, nice to meet you.
thanks, now I have a finger print on my screen..... TROLL!!!!!
Same.
I'm usually a hunter or warlock, and my pet/minion is there for combat assistance and companionship.
Crendor does a really good girl voice.
If it was really him that did that voice I would be amazed, but neah, it's some lady friend of his. (might be his gf)
It's Panser from Trade Chat i think.
GKSchattenjaeger It's a mystery(woman)
See what I did their? See it? SEE IT!?
gopoke
The Joke
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stalker226 Nah..that doesnt sound like panser..at all
Another re-upload because of Nerdchinima
to high tp care that it´s a re/upload
Machinima didn't like your videos or something? Or was there other issues?
EmeraldCrusade The issue that Mashitima is butthurt that crendor went to Polaris.
Go Go Go Go Go We'll be Fine Go Go Go Go Go Go
TVColosimus I'M WAITING FOR THE HEALER TO GET MANA!
I LIKE MY ACHIEVEMENTS OKAY, THEY MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL!
You forgot the guy that doesn't say anything and always pulls the most dps even though he has the same/worse gear then everyone else.
omg haha I think that might be me as well.. ._.
Dubstequtie 2:38
How to Win at Pugs I believe
nooo hahaha I have top 3 dps in raids for a BM hunter.. xD
Nope, that one is in "How to win at pugs" I think.
the mysterious one. it comes with the habit of adjusting your sleep to US times, when living in the EU
Or working night shift when the rest of your guild has normal day jobs. Night shift killed my raiding for the last year and a half.
As a Lore Nerd..- Those Elves had blue eyes which means they're still High Elves and High Elves are ALLIANCE. GET YOUR LORE RIGHT, CRENDOR.
Actually, I think that's death knight texture blue eyes, only without the glow, not a high elf texture.
Altrantis Why would a DK wear robes?
MarineReich911 Because they can. :P
Talking about the model, not the character it's suposed to be. It's a death knight's model, not a high elf's model.
MarineReich911 roleplayer
I actually thought this was a new video until the Vent part xD I'm like... wait a second, something isn't right here.
Same here!
yea same, tho i remember there was some video where billy gets to ventrilo and his mom comes in and he is like '' but mom these people depend on me'' or smth
Trisdino TH-cam's really a small place after all.
Since i watched this video like 5 times back in the day i know that this wasn't a new video :P But he also had to reupload several machinima like this because machinima took those vids down as well.
for me it was the part about the orgrimmar bank roof,man how i miss that place
I would totally go around Azeroth and /hug all the murlocs for a title and pet.
I hugged them all once....dont do it...THEY ARE SO SLIMY!
The housewife was my guild leader without the kids.
Your videos always have the charm of the massive and not forgotten WoW Machinima era, you keep me amused and nostalgic. Cant wait for your movie Crendor :)
The accuracy of this list is pretty spot on but you forgot a couple:
"Kid with a bedtime" -- usually a tank or a healer who has to log off every night at ten thirty cause he's got school in the morning, completely derailing the raid for at least 20 minutes until someone else can be found and brought in.
"Crappy computer guy" -- while there's way fewer of these nowadays, in the past there was always one or two guys who would have about 2fps on minimal settings and would undoubtedly be found standing in the fire that wasn't visible on their screen.
I am the Mysterious one..
always..
I don't know anyone in my guilds on any toons..
nope.
3am in the middle of no where.. always. xD
The housewife is literally spot on
This is so accurate it's scary....
I had a few housewives in my old guild they were actually pretty nice
All housewives are nice its just that they all act the same.
hehe.. I'm a lore freak. I binge watch Nobel at least 3 times a week.
+The Potato I binge watch Nobbel while playing WoW while reading the Warcraft novels.
+The Potato wow freaks unite
Same
This will always be one of my favorite Crendor machinima's.
Damn I'm subbed to you for so long. I actually seen all this last time. Feels like déjà v'u. All these moments being relived years ago. Holy shit
Im
so
curious
about
that
inside
joke
I think its how to win at pugs
It's what Crendor's girlfriend says when they're having sex.
^ ahhh the last one killed me, g8 m8 I r8 8/8. Oh well. But anywhore GO GO GO GO GO GO
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Mathias Ullehus
"Gate bait mate"
You're doing it wrong
OR ARE YOU
DUN DUN DUUUUN
damn, man. love your machinimas soo much. they bring good memories and tons of fun
This is one of my favorite classic crendor vids. Still funny as hell
Haven't played wow in years and just came across this video at random. This brought back many good memories and is shockingly accurate lol
I love the re-uploads. Feels nostalgic
The bad players are the most funny and friendly players I have seen so far
Damn it and here I thought I was good!
Being in a PvP guild... if I'm in an area with my friends or something, I'll almost always bring up the lore somehow. I love how this is bang on the money.
aw i love these older machinimas, need moar of these crendor :D
2:07 Wow Crendor, you really nailed that girl voice this time ;D
The gogogogo guy got me so bad hahahahaha :D
Re-upload or not, I enjoyed watching it again. THANKS WOWCRENDOR
I'm a mix between: altaholic, know it all, Mysterious One, Brager, Lore Freak, and Collector.
I'm the guy with the Starter Edition account, whom of which is capped at lvl. 20.
PixelatedGaming I'm broke. That's why I'm using Starter Edition.
+Rank 20 Shieldbearer If you still haven't bought WoW now's the best time. The base game (all expacs up to & including MoP) is on sale for $5 and WoD is on sale too. I believe you can buy them both for like $20
Now WoD is included in the base game too....though some people would not consider that a good thing. XD Still...value.
...............................whom of which?
Classic video! Brings back so many memories! Thanks for re-uploading it!!
This may be a reupload, but I do'nt think I've seen it before, except the Zentrillo bit. That was included in another vid as well, that I did see. My favorite by far is crendor's "art." I also liked the "lore" involving Thrall and Onyxia. I also like that he had a female character playing a male BE, we just like looking at them.
i do the go guy when i'm driving and people are in my way, no one gets it but it still makes me happy
At the Flirt....A high elf?
0:33 can't believe we've got to the point where the average player is bewildered when you're NOT this guy
I have a feeling I would be the stranger XD
I'm always off just collecting mounts and fishing in the middle of the night.
0:41 *HOLY SHIT.* Dat talent nostalgia. T_T
true
I'm the altoholic, the legend - minus the being good at everything part, the lore freak, and the collector.
I kind of feel bad about myself now.
I hadn't watch this one in a long time, it's so full of truth! Not only have I known all those stereotypes in my guild, I've had a phase when I was both a Lore Freak and a Collector. xD
I'm...... I'm the baddie
awww..
*pats head*
I came to terms with that years ago. I'm pretty much useless to my guild. I think they keep me around just because they feel sorry for me.
Munchiemox Pug life.
im the altaholic, i have had wow for 4 years and dont have a max level yet. woops
Munchiemox Sounds to me like if they got rid of you, people would quit because they'd be too "elitist".
Just had awkward reminder what old talent system was...
I still recall how i was thinking it was good to go what talents you feel'd right for you, but instead people raged why i didn't take that other talent.
I'm an altoholic; it's been three weeks since my last raid...
And the ending was perfect, well done Crendor
OH MY GOSH THE GO GUY AT THE END XD That is quality humor, good sir!
I used to be the Mysterious one+ lore freak-ish.
I walked around area's rarely visited and checked things out or try to find unique stuff/quests.
Like the airfield ontop ironforge when it was still The Burning Crusade.
Now i'm the guy that's forever offline.
That murloc hugger achievement and slimy arms title needs to be thing. Make it happen Blizzard.
The Recounter talks endlessly about the Recount addon and only links it to the whole guild or spams it to you in whispers on every fight when he's topping it. Everyone hates him and wants him to STFU, but he still keeps doing it anyway.
He will also link recount in raid when he's number one by an exceptional margin and yell, "WTF GUYS LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME, YOU FUCKIN' BADDIES!" when he has a whole set of mythic gear and you're just out of LFR (and he knows it).
Go guy was the best part of this video. I did not see that coming!
I'm the guy who logs on at 3 in the morn and just stands in the middle of no where doing nothing LOL
man crendor really doing the sick voice work with rebeca
I'm definitely the stranger that's online at 3am in the middle of nowhere
the laxy undead warlock that wants summons ,i was like that some time ago...nostalgic :(
this is honestly one of your best ever m8
Well, I remember watching this a long time ago but it still stands that I'm the altoholic lore freak and almost becoming the know it all, since i've dropped from my heroic group to focus on irl stuff but looking up on wow.
It's uncanny how mutch that vent chat resembles reality.
In my guild, I was the frustrated healer. I played at a time where druids didn't have the best single-target healing so I was rarely assigned to one of the tanks.
Instead I got the fun (stressful) job of trying to keep the dps alive when they screwed up, while quietly seething behind their backs.
Because there's always one that screws up. Pretty sure our screwup knew the guild leader. Big surprise.
On the plus side, being a healer meant I never really got the blame for failures. It's kind of hard to draw aggro when you're sitting at the back spewing out heals everywhere.
This applies to all MMO's. My guildies in SWTOR are just like this...
Btw I'd probably be the noob guy...but I'm pretty damn sure that my DPS has improved after listening to the advice given to me...maybe not lol ;p
Alex Norton It's been a long time since that comment, now I'm the one getting asked for tips on rotations, well for Vengeance Jugg.......but I do have a sniper, should probably play her more
All I want to say is that Rurikar's nickname for crendor is on the ventrilo list "Druidguy"
I'm definitely the lore freak, gotta love the warcraft storyline :3
I'm the mysterious one, but I'm usually online when others are on, I just don't talk to anyone
I wish I had a guild back in the day. too bad everybody hated and ignored me. Crendor sure do put out the best videos.
I was one of the collectors for my guild. Mirlan, Holymocha, and Snowbreeze those were the days.
thank you! i wanted to rewatch this for so long
I actually like the know it all type of guy! If you need some quick information, he's always there to help you :)
Ah, this one is a classic, one of my favourites.
It has been 5 years since i started, and i believe i have gone through every single on of these. (Except the couple one *sob*)
I actually had someone "snitch" on my main character when I used to play WOW. The problem was that he snitched to my alt which I was playing at the time which led to some fun times..
lmao I was the snitch guy in my guild. I would put guild members at variance with one another but simultaneously not get any heat myself. Both sides trusted me and I eventually became the guild leader (the old leader quit b/c of irl stuff). I didnt realize how good I was at it until one day on vent when they were deciding who should be the next guild leader, they looked at me because they all didnt trust one another but all trusted me. Damn I miss the old days lol
That moment when "lazy tool" describes you so perfectly it's scary. Accept for the guild bank part. That's kinda a oxymoron. If all you do if take from the guild bank the guild master will probably kick you for being useless
""They'Re usually online at 3 am in the middle of nowhere..."" this is me haha
I love who shows up at the end ...so funny.
This has to be the most accurate thing on WOW stereotypes i have ever seen! Seriously fucking amazing...KUDOS!
I was the Gold Guy for my guilds because I always had a knack on how to make gold quickly. I also provided Flasks and Feasts.
I used to be a collector, until I made an alt.
Also missing my type, the Idiot, who tries to help everyone, running low levels through dungeons, collecting stuff for guild bank, making potions and stuff for members. I had all professions just in case anyone needed something.
i just wanna say, after not watching you fgor a few year i ve been binging all night and im having alot more fun in wow:)
I feel like Jesse should have voiced the Lore Nerd part
Everything about that was just spot on xD good job crendor
3:55 - EXACTLY how vent is. Even 2 years later.
wait wait wait, theres a murloc pet for hugging all the murlocs? i wants it
I love how the voice chat was from the old videos XD
Go guy! Was wondering when we'd see him again!
The housewife one was savage
Slimy Arms title, i love it
That "Zen"trillo chat at the end made me laugh so hard.
In the end, I miss one type of zentrilo person... The one with weird music playing in the background XD
One reason why i love crendor is because he supports newgrounds music makers that should be more known
I am not usually female!
On a side note, Crendor's female voices are getting really good.
So much win in this video X'D really hit the nail on the head here crendor!
I missed this one. So much accuracy, so little time.
The go-guy part becomes even more funnier when you realise they are in a raid for real and chatting all tht shit
That troll character is totally my favorite of yours. he is simply amazing. ZOMBIEDRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I actually thought this was a new video and was laughing my ass off, then i read the About and noticed it was a re-upload, and i forgot that i had watched this before haha! Still loved it, and want more, even if it is old content! :D
At collector... My dad is like, collector to a max, has almost all mount achievements, and like, 99% of the pet ones
Being an alt-a-holic is a sign of pure epicness, but only for me.
I'm like a strange combination of many of these. Baddie(my lvl 90 Pally is wearing the Jenkins title), Collector, Altaholic, sometimes like the mysterious one in that sometimes I am on very late at night and many times in strange out of the way places.
It think Mysterious Ones might also be classed as solo-ers. As some of the qualities they have, I mostly embody, and that is because I like to be on when most people aren't, so I can do things by myself without people talking to me. I've always been a solo gamer first, and only play with others when I absolutely need to. Though I've played many MMO's, but only because I like the open worlds, and actually like grinding levels for the most part.
When you know the inside joke's backstory
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xScaryMedia same
Haha I love these. Crendor re-enacting ragers always makes me laugh
I'm not ashamed to admit it, but I see myself in the Lore Freak.
omg..the vent one is so perfect.........
Does anybody know how the Blood Elves have blue eyes? It looks really nice and I am curious as to whether you can obtain that look within the game?
Sylvia Silverfountain originally Blood elves were called "high elves" and their eyes were blue, but after Arthas decided to ramsack their kingdom and cause mass genocide they went all emo and renamed themselves to "blood elf", the green eyes are just a sign of fel corruption, similar to how orcs are originally brown but after they made a deal with a giant pit Lord and drank some demon koolaid their skin turned green.