Once got kicked from a guild because I never talked on Vent or contributed to chat. I joined Vent to listen to tacts, just didn't speak up. Usually, guildmates don't mind at all, though. So long as you do your job and don't be an ass about loot distribution, no one cares if you speak up or not.
i used to talk shit about the guild leader and his slaves when we were raiding. cause they never joined us... it got me kicked out of the guild. now i rarely talk, unless someone gets Lucky drops.
You don't have to tell your life story, but it's better if you talk. A guild is supposed to be synced and the best way for that is geting to know eachother. Be friends. Trust me, it's great. You can even meet up IRL sometimes. And if you have some responsibilities in the raid you should absolutely speak.
Lol @ grats guy in guild chat. Oh, now there's barbecue sauce all over my keyboard, what the fuck. Grats! I just bummed a cigarette off the homeless guy that lives in a box next to my house. Grats! Couldn't help but laugh at this. Good stuff.
You forgot the mom who's children are all grown up so she treats all the people she's ranked above like her children and gets all pissy when people do something she doesn't like.
This me bring back memories playing Allods with my Guild. We didn't had this kinds of stereotypes, and when we did, they usually got kicked really quick. I miss them...
This is accurate. I'm actully the older guy who talks about younger player when I still come down to our level. I also use to be in a guild with someone who talked endlessly about the efficiency of the guild. My new guild has the guy who announces himself when he logs on with caps. Last guild also had the super postive officer, and the other officer who told us we were shit when we wiped. I also knew someone who played obnoxious music over the vent each time.. God this is so spot on O.o
great video, although I played wow last time about a year ago, Crendor as usually mannaged to pull together most common types of personalities you can meet in a guild. Nicely done. I think there are more personalities you could explore, especially if we are talking about RP guilds. So hope to see episode No 2 ))
Ive always watched wowcrendor and i always found him hilarious. I dont play wow anymore but i will always watch wowcrendors vids cuz it brings back funny memories and true/sad facts about WoW
Extremely happy girl, I am sure I ran into couple of these in my days :D Even tho, dont play WoW anymore, love Crendor´s nostalgic videos and wished they still kept coming
The Math Wizard one reminded me of that guy from the Leroy Jenkins video. "I calculate that we have a 33.3 (repeating of course) percent chance of survival."
So many things mentioned apply to my guild, especially that Ventrilo part! People say "grats" on every small thing & when they ask you to get on Ventrilo, there's nothing pertaining to the game, in which I just log back off.
0:35 That funny looking mage have been in many of ur vid, Crendor. U should make a vid about him! Who he is, what is his story etc. Perhaps it end up being as epic as Go Guys story! :P
Oh my God. I was mildly amused until Bobby learned the truth about his mother, and expressed it with a heart-broken "What?!". Amazing video, WoWCrendor. I laughed my ass off. Literally.
This...is so true. I was always a part of the comedian group. I'd always get the super negative raid leader who'd never EVER admit that he did anything wrong whatsoever.
Yes, I've been told this several times now, but I had watched the first version after this one due to how I came across Crendor. Hence why I didn't know. Thank you for commenting anyways ^^
In the Ventrillo part, you missed the guy whose mic is always eardrum-explodingly loud that it's impossible to understand what he's saying due to distortion, and the other guy whose mic is so quiet, you literally have to turn your sound down the whole way just to hear them, only to be blown away when the loud guy talks again. >.>
In MY old guild i talked amongst the Guild veterans and i was also one of the comedians. In my current guild, i don't talk, or raid, or pvp, i'm only in if for the perks, everyone else is the same :(
I'm surprised he didn't include the one guy who starts a new character and then somehow lvls to max in like 2 days
Also the solo guy who hates guilds
Daniil Rzhevskiy XD I'm the solo guy.
I am the true lvl to max in 2 days guy cuz I have no life
Connor Bachen same
I'm the solo guy Lol
im the leveller
Once got kicked from a guild because I never talked on Vent or contributed to chat. I joined Vent to listen to tacts, just didn't speak up.
Usually, guildmates don't mind at all, though. So long as you do your job and don't be an ass about loot distribution, no one cares if you speak up or not.
same for me lol i show up to the raids, never talk in vent, im just there to listen, get in, kill shit and of course get some lootziez!
i used to talk shit about the guild leader and his slaves when we were raiding. cause they never joined us... it got me kicked out of the guild. now i rarely talk, unless someone gets Lucky drops.
etherraichu I.E. me
You don't have to tell your life story, but it's better if you talk. A guild is supposed to be synced and the best way for that is geting to know eachother. Be friends. Trust me, it's great. You can even meet up IRL sometimes. And if you have some responsibilities in the raid you should absolutely speak.
I am the gratz guy... and I am proud!
cal vor me 2
Gratz!
Lol @ grats guy in guild chat.
Oh, now there's barbecue sauce all over my keyboard, what the fuck.
Grats!
I just bummed a cigarette off the homeless guy that lives in a box next to my house.
Grats!
Couldn't help but laugh at this. Good stuff.
In one of the guilds I was in, there was a dude who was like that. Was annoying as all hell.
"Hi, guys." "GRATZ HUERPOPEREPRIJ HEUHUEHUE"
Xylarxcode Im the grats guy
"Bobby's mom lets him play on school nights." "Well bobbys mom is an alcoholic" "what"
These Ventrillo chats are the best. More of these would be appreciated!
the ventrilo part had me cracking up
You forgot the mom who's children are all grown up so she treats all the people she's ranked above like her children and gets all pissy when people do something she doesn't like.
YES! I've had like 3 or 4 of these people
Join the club, we have t-shirts.
im also part of this conversation
Kenneth McCormick Man, those bastards are the worst.
1:40 That describes my guild so much it hurts
1:12
That is how EVERYONE in my guild acts.
I get the feeling you're the negative guy in your guild... xD
Kefka Palazzo Do you SEE his profile picture? Its like a striped giraffe with a sparkly pink background.
Sachin Suri
He didn't have that originally xD
Your guild sounds beautiful.
Morec0 Truly. It is.
"Voice getting higher - head about to explode from joyyyyyy!" My reaction every time I see a new Crendor video
Somebody make a dubstep mix of the Loudmouth shouting!
And we call it....EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME TALK (TAUREN)
waiting in Q after the DDOS and watching all of Billy's hilarious videos
i was waiting for go go go go go go go go go go go
This me bring back memories playing Allods with my Guild. We didn't had this kinds of stereotypes, and when we did, they usually got kicked really quick.
I miss them...
I'm the extremely happy girl. Yay fluffy animals!
OMG so am I xD
One of the better video's in a long time. Nice Job.
"Bobby's Mom is an alcoholic"
Bobby: "what?"
The smoke/techno part was fkn hilarious. GJ as usual
Grats!
This is accurate. I'm actully the older guy who talks about younger player when I still come down to our level. I also use to be in a guild with someone who talked endlessly about the efficiency of the guild. My new guild has the guy who announces himself when he logs on with caps. Last guild also had the super postive officer, and the other officer who told us we were shit when we wiped. I also knew someone who played obnoxious music over the vent each time..
God this is so spot on O.o
Help, I'm stuck in a mystery button black hole.
great video, although I played wow last time about a year ago, Crendor as usually mannaged to pull together most common types of personalities you can meet in a guild. Nicely done. I think there are more personalities you could explore, especially if we are talking about RP guilds. So hope to see episode No 2 ))
poor bobby
watched like 10 times in a row... its to dead on.. i love it, keep them coming.
Crendor, you're the fucking best
The ventrilo bit literally had me in tears hahahaha
Lol I am the only Guild comedian in mine :P (and everyone loves me for it)
***** I dont know why but for some reason I had a discussion about these pretty pebbles you can find xD
You know, you could do a whole machinima series just with Zentrillo.
There were some seriously well done funny moments in that "simu-chat".
Is Jesse Cox the immature old guy?
Ive always watched wowcrendor and i always found him hilarious. I dont play wow anymore but i will always watch wowcrendors vids cuz it brings back funny memories and true/sad facts about WoW
Smokers in guilds are so annoying they can't go more then 30 minutes with out smoking and every one has to stop for them in a raid.
So, start your own non-smoking guild and raid.
Don't understand what's so difficult to figure out. lol
Imperial Ace You must be a smoker mad bro?
Nah, I just don't know why it's such a hard thing to think of.
Imperial Ace Nah your smoker and your mad obvious bro you mad?
You need to stop trying so hard. You might break something.
The math guy was a serious blow to my morale "-5 to morale"
ALL HAIL THE MYSTERY BUTTON
this guy never gets old.. Crendor FTW>>.
Lisin to me talk
Types of Guild Leaders would be a fun topic for a Crendor vid!:)
I'm the happy girl hehehe
Can´t stop watching Crendor videos SO FUN
The awkward moment when you realise... you're the loudmouth.
3:27 That's the funniest thing Crendor has said since "Wolfman gon' rob you" XD
CRENDOR STOP DOING TOP 10S AND GET BACK TO DOING THESE
He is so perfectly timed however, cracks me up every time :P
Haven't played wow in years.. and this is still relevant.
Epic job, sat there saying we have one of those the whole time :D
I need that "I am talkin', i am talkin' everybody listen to me talk" for my ringtone!
Extremely happy girl, I am sure I ran into couple of these in my days :D Even tho, dont play WoW anymore, love Crendor´s nostalgic videos and wished they still kept coming
dude! thanks for putting the links in the desciption !
Love the guild chat part, especially how bobby is in the channel when the other kids mom burns his mom.
I want to make a ring tone of that "I am talking. I am talking. Everyone listen to me talk!"
The Math Wizard one reminded me of that guy from the Leroy Jenkins video. "I calculate that we have a 33.3 (repeating of course) percent chance of survival."
The random voice that talks to billy is the same guy who told billy to get a pet
OMG UR DEAD ON WITH VENT, The smoker, the music guy, the low voice guy
So many things mentioned apply to my guild, especially that Ventrilo part! People say "grats" on every small thing & when they ask you to get on Ventrilo, there's nothing pertaining to the game, in which I just log back off.
thumbs up for being in the guild Purple!
0:35 That funny looking mage have been in many of ur vid, Crendor. U should make a vid about him! Who he is, what is his story etc. Perhaps it end up being as epic as Go Guys story! :P
the grats guy never gets old
i've watched this video like 100 times and the vent part only just made me die of laughter
Return of grats guy! :D
Oh my God. I was mildly amused until Bobby learned the truth about his mother, and expressed it with a heart-broken "What?!". Amazing video, WoWCrendor. I laughed my ass off. Literally.
Funny thing is, this is incredibly accurate.
That last "Grats!" made my day :D
Damn the Zentrillo chat always cracks me.
That armor that the goblin had was from the cata raids throne I think and bastion of twilight
best song ever "I AM TALKING I AM TALKING EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME TALK"
Love these vids, keep em coming :D
oh lord, i'm so stupid.. i was so sure it said "guild wars 2" and was really confused by the apparent lack of GW2 in the video :P
Loved it though!
HELP! I'm stuck in a wowcredor loop. IM REWATCHING OLD VIDS!
you know if you right click on them in vent and click speical effects and add sound and incress or lower their sound :)
oh god, there's a grats guy in my guild
The 'grats' at the end made me laugh so much!
And the gratz guy returns!
I went to a kamart going out of business and got 120 days of wow really happy to get back into the game
After watching wowcrendor's videos I learned that none is perfect
You need to make a vent machima Crendor. That was hilarious.
"Well Bobbys moms an alcoholic!" "What?"
Yordland and tolgar, I have a feeling these are actual guildies of yours.
This...is so true. I was always a part of the comedian group. I'd always get the super negative raid leader who'd never EVER admit that he did anything wrong whatsoever.
there's also the ALLWAYS open mic guy, he's hella fun
Yes, I've been told this several times now, but I had watched the first version after this one due to how I came across Crendor. Hence why I didn't know. Thank you for commenting anyways ^^
Lol this is funny as hell, i can see almost all those roles in my guild now without taking much time.
"WELL BOBBY'S MOM IS AN ACOHOLIC!"
"what?"
i couldnt breath
Aw man, I think I've been in almost every single one of those cliques. *hangs head in shame*
only thing u forgot is the guildmom girl who's the sidekick to guild leader
I may be wrong, but I think he covered those in the first How to Win at Guilds
Lol love the vent chat part, haha i used to be the Technorific guy myself
i knew it was going to end with gratz guy!
The loadmouth srs... It's even impossble to speak on a boss fight
The DK in Acherus reminds me of Phoebe from The Magic School Bus.
"At my old school..."
In the Ventrillo part, you missed the guy whose mic is always eardrum-explodingly loud that it's impossible to understand what he's saying due to distortion, and the other guy whose mic is so quiet, you literally have to turn your sound down the whole way just to hear them, only to be blown away when the loud guy talks again. >.>
1:44 the couple , school friends , girl everyone hits on XD find the intruder lol
I enjoyed being one of the positive guild officers.
In MY old guild i talked amongst the Guild veterans and i was also one of the comedians.
In my current guild, i don't talk, or raid, or pvp, i'm only in if for the perks, everyone else is the same :(
Oooooh a mystery button, must..ressist...click, oh dammit I can't, *pushes mystery button.
bobby being like "what?" was awesome xD
I AM TALKING I AM TALKING EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME TALK
what a rhythm that man has
That priest looks so awesome
How the hell is part 2 of this released two years earlier than the first one?
"Well Bobby's mom's an alcoholic!"
"What?"
DrClawizdead that killed me xD
grats
the happy girl voice was extremely hillarious :D gj crendor