Rant w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ส.ค. 2016
- "Rant" by Bo Burnham from "Words Words Words"
All rights to Bo Burnham
Lyrics:
All the seats at the Sunday masses,
Filled with the mass's massive asses,
Classes pass as fast as molasses.
Ceremonial reading glasses.
Read a little bit of Leviticus.
All the kids are a little too little for this.
All the parents nod in agreement -
"I think I can vaguely see what he meant."
It's too early in the morning glory
To read another allegory story,
The father, reads a little bit farther,
Assuring the assured that they need not bother
"When god, in verse 45, said that slaves are okay to buy,
He meant that people, all from the start
Each have slaves within their hearts.
Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our moral cotton
God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery...
And then as god goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves..."
(Uh, He-ju-the Bible's sorta like...
It's like, typos... didn't...)
In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my iPod
My god, they're starting to pray
And over the music I can hear them say
"dear god, dear lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword.
Dear good all-seeing being, my way or the highway Yahweh.
The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater,
I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white
And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request
There's so much pain beyond this steeple,
Wars and drugs and homeless people.
Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and Soulja Boy.
A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight
But my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first...
Jesus?
Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place, "Hail Mary full of grace."
Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope
I know a couple dude's who wanna elope
See the church said, "nope" so the bros can't cope.
(the bros can grope but the bros can't cope)
They've been in love, they've been addicted
Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did.
Cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted.
Cause you can be a benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but
You can't have benedicts because there's only one pope with only one dick
What? Yeah, a dick on a pope is
Just like a soap on a rope cause it's
Pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen.
Hallelujah, now it's raining men,
Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10.
Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation
Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire
It was Oedipus, those holy nights
The holy motherfucking Christ.
I'm a blasphemer post-Katrina cruising the marina. On a crusade to cruise aids
And blast FEMA
You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya.
Amen
In the name of the father, son and holy ghost
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
Turn up your nose, strike that pose.
Hey, Macarena - เพลง
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"Amen, in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Turn up your nose, strike that pose. Hey Macarena!" - Me performing an exorcism
Now this is epic
as a christian, i can confirm that is basically what we do
Shane and Ryan summoning ghosts
🤣🤣🤣
the picture in the background reminds me of PROLONGED EYE-CONTACT
Kar Kal it's making me a little uncomfortable
Charlee Johnson lick your lips to make it more comforting
PROLONGED EYE-CONTACT
I’m eating pringles so I had to lick my lips anyway.
I can’t get my hand out.
YourUncleOlaf it's been three months, did ya get it out?
I love the unnecessary "Hey Macarena" he just slipped in there XD. Oh Bo...
Oh, Bo,
Oh, Bo, Bo.
Oh, oh, Bo
Oh, Bo
OH, BOOOOOO
PLAY THAT OBOEEE
cann you explain it?
@@lunalovegood2093 Bo mocks the sign of the cross, comparing the hand motions to the children’s song “Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” and eventually the Macarena, a famous 90s song & dance craze centered around arm movements.
Layton Mathieson It is very necessary, wdym?
Christianity should be progressive by default. White Americans and Europeans have twisted the Bible to fit whatever racist, misogynistic, or homophobic narrative they want, and this song is a perfect criticism of that in my opinion. Boomers love to criticize the younger generation for being "satanic" but they fail to realize that it's their own generation who has pushed many younger folks away from religion by portraying it as a vessel for hatred.
I'm a Christian and I'm not one bit offended by this. In fact, I think it's brilliant. Christianity needs a MAJOR reform, and this song perfectly explains why.
Yes! 👏
So you think that the way god put things in his book, is wrong?
@@scriblybits4485 Did you not read correctly? They said people twisted it to fit what they want. Also there is a lot of variations of the Bible not one is the true one.
@@scriblybits4485 Did you not read correctly? They said people twisted it to fit what they want. Also there is a lot of variations of the Bible not one is the true one.
That Oedipus joke was gold
Kaylee Hernandez
And too freaking true. I love how he puts Oedipus in his songs.
Explain it
Oedipus accidently married and banged his mom, so calling him a "motherfucking christ" is a sly way to get a joke in
Siobhan Faughnan makes no sense
Taasin Bin Hossain Alvi bruh
Bo Burnham - the only person that can change a religious rant into the macarena
dear bo, dear genius, dear best comedian in the world
he can rhyme, It's so good it's almost a crime.
StrawGOH fiorenza june I suppose you could say he's too good and being hood.
mocking the figure Mary he better be pretty wary
the Bible bashers can become keyboard mashers
;) Bo Burnham is too good at insulting religion...
jason sawyer that's true
but u can't ignore the fact that he's a great rhymer
StrawGOH fiorenza june indeed he is, his poetry is amusing too.
So true
This song is really important, as it shows that religion is really just a belief, but it becomes harmful once it is forced onto people who don't want it. It's a theme I've noticed in many of Bo's song.
Zachary Kinney I'm a forced Christian too and its easier to mock something if its shoved down your throat because that implies you had to learn about it.
ChibiDev
I wholeheartedly agree.
"Believing in a religion is like having a dick. It's okay as long as you don't go shoving it down people's throats".
@@trickytreyperfected1482 Who's quote is this I love it.
Agreed
I'm still amazed at how greatly written this song is written. The wordplay is not only amazingly clever, but they also sound so good.
His little "Hey, Macarena!" at the end always gets me. Oh, Bo!
Amen, in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost, heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose, Hey Macarena
"The holy motherfucking christ " while talking about Oedipus. Damn joke's underrated
singing this song while getting ready for church has ascended me to a whole new plane of existance
I'm a Christian and I love this song. It perfectly criticises the parts of religion and the Bible that people prefer to ignore.
I'd prefer to think that God has changed and evolved just like mankind has, and that all of the stuff in Leviticus was made null and void by the rise of Jesus Christ and the forgiveness of all mankind.
I love Bo Burnham, and he's pretty much become a controversial role model, even though I'm pretty sure he'd hate that.
He teaches an *extremely* important lesson in this song, "Always take things with a grain if salt, and don't take things so seriously that they start hurting people."
Great job Bo, I hope you fuck up Depression the same way you fuck up Hecklers!
TheDarkSkullOfficial im totally atheist and think that the world would be in a better place rn if religion never came about, but you my sir, are the perfect example of what modern christians should be like
TheDarkSkullOfficial Yes, an all-good omnipotent being definitely changed its morality.
I agree with you pretty much 100%. Though, an alternate case, if you'd like to think about it. I think, as he is stated to be omnipotent, he knew who his targets were. The old testament is outdated, and nowadays is considered obsolete, but back then it was followed. Even some passages can technically be interpreted as saying the Earth is flat, and I think that's because he knew his target audience. He knew what they would believe, what they wouldn't believe, so he didn't go straight for the more radical (in those days) ideas.
Dr. Irate In that time they believed Earth was flat because God told them it was. A god’s word is almost always consider an absolute truth in most religions I know of.
Okay, I'll repeat myself, as I already addressed this. Again, I believe God would've known his audience. The belief that the Earth was flat did not start with religion. Can you imagine if someone nowadays, with no science, showed up and suddenly said the Earth was actually square? We'd call him an idiot and cast him out, and his religion wouldn't start. I'm making a link between my example and back then.
Forcing religion onto kids and people is a good way to ensure they wont be religious. Let people find religion on their own and help them if they want it, but never force it on them.
There's an ongoing theme in some of bo's songs regarding religion where basically... he says he doesn't believe in it. In this one for example he brings up how people constantly change what the Bible clearly meant about slavery, then, in his "we think we know you" song, he points to god who says nothing.
Zaltarical damn
Zaltarical He's a professional criticizer of religion, and he makes so many great points, even me as a Christian have to agree with him on a few things.
TheDarkSkullOfficial A "professional critic" who doesn't comprehend what moral law is....
He's a comedian, his job is to poke morality with a stick over and over again, while everyone else laughs at it.
This song describes my thoughts on religion perfectly
this is my favourite Bo song
Same
Mine too
Gotta love the background sound and rhythm. It’s beautiful.
THE AMOUNT OF PUNS HOW
But seriously this song is SO AWESOME!!!! I know every word by heart and love it!
This is one of my favorites
Some of the things Bo has said here either are or were painfully true about the Catholic church.
All*
this is so well written
This is absolutely genius, like, by far one of my favorite Bo Burnham songs
Is it just me or does he look like Gordian ramsay's brother
Azariah Caffee gordan
I would make fire with this music program and the tune he is using was one of the first thing i used
I like how half of Bo Burnham video comments are people talking about how #deep his lyrics are, and the other half is assholes being... well... Themselves to said people
Made with garage band
Song about religion... no dislikes. Has sience gone too far?
That_one_drunk_Demo c: You spoke to soon. 😂
Uhh mate u speeded science wrong 👌
And you spelled spelled wrong
Cyanical Doom and you responded to your comment
Sean Waddell bro the dude misspelled “misspelled” 😂😂😂
AmenIn the name of the father, son and holy ghostHead, shoulders, knees and toesTurn up your nose, strike that pose.Hey, MacarenaMe at prayer time
Taken By Sleep LEARN ABOUT THE ENTER KEY
PubJubz I used the enter key. Must not have worked.
Song is sundance from Lars Falk btw, only a part tho, the song and like 90% of lars' stuff is ussed in a game called Entropia Universe
This is my favorite song
Sooo good
Alternate title: bo Burnham discovers a slowed down nf type beat lol
honestly, this guy is so talented
1: Sorry Kelan, but you are no longer the loner in the comment section. 2: Good job on getting no dislikes Music Lyrics!
+Barb Patterson :-)
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Wait it's all macarena?
Always has been
I am a Christian and I really live this song because it really explains how religion is sometimes a bad thing when it is taken too literally. Hallelujah fucking bo fans.
Is the GarageBand sample he uses (the strings) original? Why does it sound so familiar??
It's used in some other songs by different people, I think it's called "orchestra strings 08" something like that
The violin is from a song edd gould made (the creator of eddsworld) the song got remixed into the end song for the end part one. Search up edd’s crappy song.
I got an ad for online therapy before this video
Eminem if he live in a suburban conservative family
Omfg lmao that was amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bars bars bars bars
I’m gay and so are my parents but they’re religious and I never understood it. I know some people are pro lgbtq+ Christians but all my friends are homophobic because “It’s against my religion.” When they have the same religion as my parents. I’ve given up tbh, mainly because of the part about no gays, also burning in hell for all eternity, not to mention heaven is said to be a paradise, but what exactly is in that paradise? Idk, seems fishy tho
Im over a year too late to reply but it does not make any sort of sense to be pro lgbtq+ if you're christian. If you think god accepts gay people despite the contrary being said in the bible you are just making up your own god based off what you want to be true. Should note that im not homophobic if it was in interpreted that way, im just not a big fan of christianity or religion in general
@@rr_gaming4954 well not really. There’s plenty of people who study the Bible their who lives (not to worship, out of curiosity) who say that the Bible said lots of very vague things, plus being translated from a dead language and all that. Who even knows what that book originally meant?
@@rr_gaming4954if you think god’s good person despite the fact that slavery has been talked good of several times, even going into detail of how to buy/sell slaves then ur crazy (see the problem with that, god’s true words have been twisted and turned so much that aside from the important and big parts of stories, we don’t know what was truly meant
this is technically christen rock
Is everyone ignoring the line about Jesus not being the messiah and "It was oedipus, those holy nights/the holy motherfucking christ"
Oh my gosh, I always thought that he said soldier boy…
bo just looks pissed lol
Mm. It's a little offensive to a fundamental Christian, but there's a lot of truth in this.
to the 49 people that disliked..... eff
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I think the violin is a tribute to Edd Gould, creator of eddsworld. This is because the violin is from Edd’s song called “edd’s crappy song” this song came out in 2017 and edd’s came out in 2007
Bo used the free samples in Garage Band for all the backing beats / melodies in this so it’s likely Edd did too.
I went to Catholic school for 14ish years so i approve
How do you loop a video on mobile
Cool Gaming no feature of that yet, although you can make a private playlist for one song and have that on repeat.
Haha, 69 comments till I came along.
Anyone know an instrumental that sounds like this?
Just go on Garage Band for 20 minutes.
Josh Porter violin
Believe me - Fort Minor
Jeefly hahahaha true
Believe me by fort minor!
What did Soulja Boy ever to do to you?
Holy shit! The melody is the same as Fort Minor’s “Believe Me”. I guess they also made it in Garage Band:
th-cam.com/video/tVde2PTE3Tw/w-d-xo.html
Two awesome tracks.
Did Bo steal the hook from Fort Minor???
Can anyone explain the "winos at the Eucharist
station trans-gendered-substantiation " i get most of other brilliant lines but this one eludeds me
Winos are alcoholics who prefer wine, so they're at the Eucharist station not to actually follow the religion but just to have the wine.
Trans-substantiation is the term for the fact that the communion bread and wine is meant to represent Christ's blood and flesh, and I think he was just making a pun.
Half tempted to dislike just to mess with everyone. Nah, I wouldn't do that. ; o)
Yo
I'm Bo Yo
Кроули?
I am sorry you had to go to a religious schooool. Maybe it is ok.
So much sadness and anger in this song. This dude needs a cookie or something.
It's so fucked up how nearly all people on this planet react to poverty. Bo Burnham did kind of touch on that. There are some people who think that their own problems are more important than millions of people living in poverty or war zones. Why should God care about your dog having surgery when there are so many much more important problems in the world?
But then there's also people like Bo who are fucked up hypocrites - why criticise people's beleif in God's omnibenevolence [if God is omnibenevolent, why does he allow suffering], if you won't do literally anything about it yourself? I mean - with his $4m net worth there is a lot of stuff he could do to help people in need. But nah, let's just criticise God instead :-)
Incog Niko You do realize that he is a comedian and while making funny jokes and songs can put in a great moral and amazing points, yes he has the chance to do that but what he chose to do is to raise awareness through comedy
The funny thing is he touches upon exactly these kinds if comments, both ‘comedy’ and ‘art is dead’ maybe more
sorry but the rhyme with jesus.. sorry no..
Blayk ?
Genji Plz Yes?
Awww whats wrong can't get take a smol wittle joke about your religion?
You need a hug? well you can have one when you can think for yourself you don't need a book to tell you whats right or wrong
How wrong of him my friend sent me this song and I did not know he was going to attack Christians I am a Christian I believe in God and I am highly offended I don't want anyone saying that I am a hater I'm not I like some of his songs but it's wrong
baseball girl he's not hating on christianity,he's more just pointing out that a lot of people are taking christianity for granted to either try to make little things that aren't worth much better or to back up bigoted remarks.
Oh ok thank u for clearing that up
baseball girl Lets play find the triggered Christian
baseball girl dont get your panties in a twist.
Walkerbait48 _ haha yeah lol
This is edgy as fuck. AS FUCK. Like, too edgy. Gosh, I don't feel comfortable dropping a dislike on Bo's work but I think I have no choice...
This is better than the white and the black Mozart combined. Sure wish I had known about Bo since the beginning but I am an old fart who just discoverd he existed last month (Sept. 2022). Boomers can be late catching up with whats cool.
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