Al Capone Hid the Fact That He Was a Moron (feat. Joe Lo Truglio)

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  • @Vanalovan
    @Vanalovan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8538

    Boyle’s life really goes off the rails without Jake

    • @morgmorg7116
      @morgmorg7116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Vanalovan underrated comment

    • @RagnaDoom
      @RagnaDoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Made my day!!!

    • @aljohncornejo9925
      @aljohncornejo9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Or being a cop was his cover all along

    • @NYCDom
      @NYCDom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭😭😭

    • @taylorsimon1927
      @taylorsimon1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm dead 🤣

  • @dogmeat4275
    @dogmeat4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    Snorky was a nickname that meant "well-dressed" at the time, it was a fine nickname. He didn't want to be called scarface because he was self conscious of his scars.

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Source? I smell Snork!

    • @JohnSmith-jj9jl
      @JohnSmith-jj9jl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      'Scarface? Is it because of the scar? Wow, okay...'

    • @izzatirfan1995
      @izzatirfan1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a cute nickname 😂

    • @g0tst1ngs
      @g0tst1ngs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Makes sense. Scarface only sounds cool today because of the movie, otherwise if you take it literally it definitely sounds like an insult.

    • @thedemonking2196
      @thedemonking2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just the way I like it..

  • @mugdhaaa1
    @mugdhaaa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4582

    "Why do all your characters have STD's Charles?" "Cuz they are living life"

    • @sonu24196able
      @sonu24196able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Exactly my thoughts..🤣🤣

    • @marianadesilva9174
      @marianadesilva9174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Damn it Boyle

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean most sexually ative adult have or had HPV at some point in their lives.

    • @samsharma1007
      @samsharma1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nine nine

    • @eduardlaser96
      @eduardlaser96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So tell me why am I bleeding?

  • @samferrec6255
    @samferrec6255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4720

    I definitely thought the title was “Al Capone hid the fact that he was a mormon”. At the end of the video I thought, “where was the Mormon part?!?!?”. Who’s the moron now? (Me... the answer is me)

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Moron!! Hahaha

    • @Daedalus294
      @Daedalus294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      beautiful.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's how well he hid it

    • @bluelilelp
      @bluelilelp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol me too!

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah I feel ripped off.

  • @jamesdicus5468
    @jamesdicus5468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6251

    I never realized how many syphilis experts there are, and I was shocked to see them all in this comment section.

    • @boffage8922
      @boffage8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      First hand experience

    • @ezekielvonlichenstein3476
      @ezekielvonlichenstein3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Google lol

    • @reppinseattle7974
      @reppinseattle7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      GOOGLE makes you an expert at something!? Aha ha ha ha!

    • @samuelll_3d
      @samuelll_3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@reppinseattle7974 According to the internet it most certainly does

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whereas you are relying on first hand experience.

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    Syphilis, it all started with a simple kiss, then Capone found it hard to piss.

    • @TwiggehTV
      @TwiggehTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      And after awhile the stupidity was hard to miss.
      But atleast he lived in bliss

    • @IFoundGodInEminem
      @IFoundGodInEminem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I sang this in the tune of 'Yesterday' by the Beatles.

    • @khalnetherfields7263
      @khalnetherfields7263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I've had all kinds of sexual diseases too, only the curable kind funnily enough. And aids.

    • @Eva-uw6uo
      @Eva-uw6uo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment works surprisingly well if sung in the style of the Sodomy song from Meet the Feebles

    • @crisp9929
      @crisp9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@IFoundGodInEminem lmao it works so well

  • @spinningindaffodils
    @spinningindaffodils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Al ain’t special, I hide the fact that I’m a moron everyday

    • @imrakim_
      @imrakim_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr 👏🏾

    • @dannydevito4975
      @dannydevito4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cats out of the bag now bro

    • @nomenome856
      @nomenome856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh yeah?! I've chosen to embrace it. That's on confidence ✨

    • @MrKinghuman
      @MrKinghuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wise and introspective words

    • @naveedmughal5396
      @naveedmughal5396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too lol

  • @chrissie627
    @chrissie627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    "What are you gonna do?"
    "Im gonna stop thinking about it"
    The millenial health plan

    • @MrTimequake
      @MrTimequake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      What are you going to do?
      Nothing, can't afford it. I hope it goes away.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      millenials are 30-40 now...
      I think you mean gen Z. Millenials are y... And you are Probably x, they just complain a lot...

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      corbeau To be fair, there’s a lot to complain about

    • @crystalmasters8582
      @crystalmasters8582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sad af people don’t realize most of the work force just has their fingers crossed no insurance and no money

    • @amberlee656
      @amberlee656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think you're confused, we want health care.

  • @dLimboStick
    @dLimboStick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5310

    It wasn't because he was stupid that Capone didn't take penicillin. It was because they didn't have penicillin for public use until 1942.

    • @tjtube65
      @tjtube65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      A LOT of people had syphillis. It was basically more rampant than AIDS in the 80's.

    • @markwalshopoulos
      @markwalshopoulos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      There were still treatments for it

    • @JakeTakesTheCakes
      @JakeTakesTheCakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      I mean, that's still 5 years before his death. It was discovered in 42 so I imagine a man as powerful as him could've gotten it if he really wanted it. He was just too stupid to realize he needed it.

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JakeTakesTheCakes just like youre too stupid to realize something probably... me too.. most of us if not all. Indeed. Bom

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JakeTakesTheCakes and When tge Name Capone is uttered I rarely think of a clinocologist.. just likw whatever your nick is i cant imagine an philosophy professor

  • @Benwalker198
    @Benwalker198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "Why do all your characters have STDs?" "Because they're living life!" Boyle, Brooklyn 99

    • @into.the.wood.chipper.
      @into.the.wood.chipper. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Directed by: R. Crumb"

    • @jonathannagel7427
      @jonathannagel7427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@into.the.wood.chipper. I don’t get how that’s related to anything, but cheers cuz I got a friend into Crumb cartoons the other night!

  • @kentcontreras4692
    @kentcontreras4692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    syphilis infections can affect IQ, so it's hard to say that he's an idiot when he has an intelligence test years later showing it's below 100. 95 is within the range of average intelligence btw and it easily possible his basline IQ at a younger age was much higher.

    • @pretzelstick320
      @pretzelstick320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Yep. They mention the swimming pool incident so I’m surprised that they assume that his baseline was 90 even though they tested him when syphilis had been eating away at his brain for years. When he died it was said that he had the mind of a 12 year old. Idk of any accounts of him being a moron when he was at the height of his power. A lot of assumptions were made in this telling.

    • @alexacosta2140
      @alexacosta2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Kent Contreras what’s funny is that the guy telling the story probably has an IQ lower than 90 judging by the way he speaks

    • @colinr4860
      @colinr4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@alexacosta2140 you're objectively terrible at assessing intelligence. just letting you know, bub

    • @alexacosta2140
      @alexacosta2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      colin r 😂😂👌

    • @RossStern
      @RossStern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@alexacosta2140 you know the whole premise of the show requires that the story teller drinks right?

  • @user-wi3yx3gy2o
    @user-wi3yx3gy2o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    At first, the prisoners at Alcatraz used to pick on him, but pretty quickly, some of the scarier more powerful prisoners put it out there that nobody should mess with him-not because he was Al Capone, but because it was like a 40-year old man picking on a dim-witted 8-year old. It was just too pitiful.

    • @aarone9000
      @aarone9000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I can believe it.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lies

    • @lordbertie7429
      @lordbertie7429 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That doesn't sound credible.

    • @dustoff499
      @dustoff499 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Now that would be worth witnessing.

  • @nikadavise-br9lx
    @nikadavise-br9lx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Al Capone was clever...............and fed starving people during the depression.............but he did have full blown syphillis for years at the end so yeah.........it was literally eating his brain. No other way the feds got him on anything(he literally murdered people and plenty of people knew and still he was never convicted of anything other than tax evasion.

    • @colthenderson7839
      @colthenderson7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Close your parenthesis. Or do you have syphilis too?

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@colthenderson7839 to this day he is still adding words to in-between his parenthesis

    • @colthenderson7839
      @colthenderson7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NonsensicalSpudz the ramblings of a syphilitic brain.

    • @lylechipperson3407
      @lylechipperson3407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@colthenderson7839 there is no parenthesis in that comment lmao

    • @colthenderson7839
      @colthenderson7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lylechipperson3407 then what is the thing between anything and he? He also used to many periods in his ellipsis. An ellipsis consists of a space, 3 periods and another space. I truly think nikada vise is actually donald trump.

  • @Reftgog
    @Reftgog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Tommy’s dog is so chill. At 2:56 he’s like an eternal chill armrest for his owner. Just sitting and staring. Good boy.

  • @3_up_moon
    @3_up_moon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    That's exactly what Bill Gates said when asked if he would ever want to run for president.

    • @mrowe2821
      @mrowe2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Too bad Trump didn't think the same.

    • @sammym9578
      @sammym9578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrowe2821 th-cam.com/video/O5VEjF1uhYo/w-d-xo.html

    • @mrowe2821
      @mrowe2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting, I hadn't seen that clip before.

    • @ShubhamBhushanCC
      @ShubhamBhushanCC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Billy G is a racketeer just like Capone

    • @alltheragegeorgepageakatheperv
      @alltheragegeorgepageakatheperv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mrowe2821 trump wasn't as successful as Capone or Gates.

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "I'm gonna call you - the enforcer"
    "I want my name to be Spaghetti"

  • @satan3860
    @satan3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I’m a Psychologist. The IQ tests at the time we’re SHIT and incredibly inaccurate. He had a neurodegenerative disease, yes, but to claim that he had a 95 IQ based on an old ass test from around the time that they thought it was ok to essentially torture the mentally ill, is foolish. I am not condoning Capone, I am just pointing out that this is WRONG. Not to mention, IQ is not stagnant. I suggest someone attempt to take an early IQ test and tell me how you do. In a class of 30 students, one scored above mentally disabled, he picked random answers.

    • @mattfranco23
      @mattfranco23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You don’t sound like a psychologist…

    • @orange555
      @orange555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not a psychologist. You took a few low-level courses at community college. Clown.

    • @YogsenForfoth
      @YogsenForfoth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mattfranco23
      I dunno……
      I could definitely see Satan being a psychologist. 😂

    • @aarone9000
      @aarone9000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you're a psychologist: you must be the worlds first/only one under the age of 12. No Phycologist would be engaged in this juvenile you-tube discussion!

  • @lukisnootis5708
    @lukisnootis5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    when you're also drunk watching this, it just becomes history.

  • @TheEnginator
    @TheEnginator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    3:06 Al Capone was one of the first ever syphilis patients to be treated with penicillin. But yeah, he still had a chance because before that he could have been treated with salvarsan, which was developed in 1908 or by a malaria fever.

  • @daroldtaylor267
    @daroldtaylor267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "what is it?"
    "Nothing"!
    "What are you going to do about it?"
    "I'm just not going to think about it."
    "Good idea!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonasking7553
    @jonasking7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Literally only clicked to see Will Sasso
    [Bring back TMP (Ten Minute Podcast)]

    • @andrewcampbell4092
      @andrewcampbell4092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jonas King boy I gotta take a shit, if u want stone cold Steve Austin to take a big ass dump gimme a hell yeah

    • @senorpepper3405
      @senorpepper3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andrewcampbell4092 OH HELL YEAAAA!

    • @DrCrabnuts
      @DrCrabnuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Campbell

    • @scarletknight1996
      @scarletknight1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LEMONS?

    • @Lordoftheswollen
      @Lordoftheswollen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

  • @peterterry7918
    @peterterry7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Herbert Hoover was a president. J Edgar Hoover was in charge of the FBI

    • @doctordisco5814
      @doctordisco5814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mans was drunk

    • @leeoswald5643
      @leeoswald5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn’t Edgar Hoover come in later? If I remember my times correctly he is just referring to HH wanting Capone to be locked up? EH comes in during the 50s and 60s right? And this is like the 20s

    • @dyoo1120
      @dyoo1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@leeoswald5643 Prohibition started in 1930, J. Edgar Hoover became one of the founders of the FBI. He gained director status around 1935.

    • @ngordy69
      @ngordy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s why this show is called Drunk History

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leeoswald5643 Edgar began working for the justice department during World War 1. He became director of what later became the FBI in 1924.

  • @khabbad
    @khabbad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Capone was a brilliant planner and organizer. He could delegate authority over his beer business quite effectively and knew how to streamline the business. He was running a billion dollar (todays money) empire when he was in his 20s and early thirties and it proved Capone was actually a far better business man than a criminal.

    • @alexanderbrambila8274
      @alexanderbrambila8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well it isn't that hard to be a businessman when you can just break your competitors legs.

    • @khabbad
      @khabbad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alexanderbrambila8274 It was far more sophisticated than just breaking legs as his competitors were also multi million dollar organizations local and National. Capone had set up everything from brewery quality control to beer truck repair. It wasn’t just a card game where you break your opponents legs it was a major business equivalent to billions of revenue in today’s money. If you’ve ever ready any of his interviews he was extremely sharp for his age

    • @Cosmicfury100
      @Cosmicfury100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You don't have to be smart to be a business man.

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Cosmicfury100 Correct! You just have to be ruthless - empathy and intelligence go hand-in-hand; as do psychopathy and "success" heh

    • @AlberHandcock
      @AlberHandcock ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

  • @SARISS80
    @SARISS80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    In reality Al was putting his clothes on backwards in prison thats what prompt them to believe he was sick.

  • @dlxmarks
    @dlxmarks 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Capone's timeline is nuts
    Age 20: Arrives in Chicago
    Age 26: Takes over Johnny Torrio's operations
    Age 32: Convicted of tax evasion
    Age 48: Dead

  • @SSgtCalebP
    @SSgtCalebP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Saying an IQ of 90 makes him a moron is pretty dumb, while an IQ of 90 means slightly below average, he is still well within the normal IQ range and would be perfectly normal. While I realize it’s meant to be a comedy and historical accuracy isn’t that strict, it sends a bad message when your entire skit is based off a false premise.

    • @Suzanne4415
      @Suzanne4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, and it even sounded like the actual score was 95? In which case, that's def. not a big enough margin to call him anything except for "normal" or "average".
      Even today's iq-tests (that are better than they were) are not that sensitive that they can give really valid reliable information about someone's abilities within the 95-110 or so range.
      (When I studied this, our professor did say that kids tend to start predictably having trouble with certain school subjects somewhere in the 80-85 range.)
      But it's kinda funny how such a large proportion of us tend to assume on some level that we're in the above-average group - even if just by a little bit. I'll admit that I do it too, even though objectively there is evidence from my life pointing in both directions. But like, come on, I studied psychometrics at a university at one point, I'm clearly on the smart side no?
      Meanwhile I also JUST watched a joke video believing for a good two minutes that footage of a hippo's butt played backwards was footage of a giant anteater species. Filing that under "outliar fluke data, invalid due to sleep deprivation, let's never think about this again".

    • @karloskarlinderstrom6943
      @karloskarlinderstrom6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Suzanne4415 were you drunk when you wrote this comment?

    • @bad-orange10294
      @bad-orange10294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Saying someone is a moron based on any IQ score is bad
      Because IQ doesnt measure some innate intelligence
      if such a concept even exists it certainly cant be measured

    • @vanillajack5925
      @vanillajack5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bad-orange10294 The term "moron" was originally applied to people with an IQ of 51-70, whereas an "imbecile" had an IQ of 26-50, and an "idiot" had an IQ of 0-25.

    • @CashisKingtrucking
      @CashisKingtrucking 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait this was supposed to be a comedy?

  • @sanjananyapati1865
    @sanjananyapati1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:53 Is no one else going to talk about how adorable this doggo is

  • @llinoscarpe
    @llinoscarpe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    eJo was tailor-made to play Capone in this sketch.

    • @joekelly4374
      @joekelly4374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      James Scarpellino “Jo” is a girls name, add the e foo

    • @MrGhostTheBigRoast
      @MrGhostTheBigRoast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂 fantastic edit.

  • @justanabsolutemess741
    @justanabsolutemess741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The redheaded nurse sold it with her facial expressions.

  • @ryancarpenter2060
    @ryancarpenter2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I like how he prefaces Al Capone being dumb with a story of an elaborate tunnel system which seems kind of smart.

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The guy has clearly only hear rumors. Didnt seem to know much at all.

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Machine Gun Jack mcgurn owned the Green Mill. It was his crew that did all the heavy work that made Capone so successful. Capone didn't need a brain, he had Paul Ricca.
      As a matter of fact it was his own guys in Chicago who had him put away because they were the ones who were doing all the thinking for the Chicago mob.

    • @crnkmnky
      @crnkmnky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Scorch428 Yeah. He spent most of the story calling Capone names and making fun of his appearance and brain condition. 😒

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Hey Al, how about one penicillin shot?"
    "Nope!"

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @My Bias Is South Korea’s Best BootyPenicillin was discovered by Alexander Fleming in 1928, and Al Capone died in 1947.

    • @MADguyfps
      @MADguyfps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jamestown8398 No, it wasn't being used until 1942.

    • @jamestown8398
      @jamestown8398 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MADguyfps That still would leave five years for him to use it and prevent further mental deterioration.

    • @MADguyfps
      @MADguyfps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jamestown8398 Damage was already done, there is no further deterioration left

    • @kossnfx
      @kossnfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jamestown8398 Man it's soooo hard to google: "The study began in 1932, when syphilis was a widespread problem and there was no safe and effective treatment. The study was designed to measure the progression of untreated syphilis. By 1947, penicillin had been shown to be an effective cure for early syphilis and was becoming widely used to treat the disease." WAS. BECOMING. By the time he was already dead.

  • @JaysusEscobar
    @JaysusEscobar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @2:53 The dog was like "Man...how much longer is this going to take? I really wanna get back to bed and chew on my toys..."

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Snorky actually is a slang term for back in the day that actually basically means "Spiffy" or "Fancy".

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It still sounds silly.
      "Snorky" is the "totally tubular" of the 30s.

  • @Bring-Me-Tea
    @Bring-Me-Tea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In my hometown in Florida there used to be greyhound and horse racing tracks that Al Capone would go to when he was laying low from the cops in New York.
    My parents landlady is very old and from a super wealthy and powerful local family, and she used to tell me how everyone at the races knew who Capone was and to avoid him so you could stay out of danger.
    She said one time he started hitting on her and her older sister and they went along with it out of fear, but that it was probably the most scared she'd ever been in her life.

  • @lanciocardozo2644
    @lanciocardozo2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Boyle and Kevin together .
    I repeat
    Boyle and Kevin together .
    edit :
    I know it's not Kevin,
    It's Ashton Kutcher.

  • @isolatedfavorites5094
    @isolatedfavorites5094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the psych nurse while looking at the notes on her clipboard said, " He's got a 95 IQ; he's not that smart. He's this big weird F+*&%*g MOOK" I lost it!!!

  • @Laeiryn
    @Laeiryn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Uhhh an IQ of 90 is quite average, within one standard deviation. 70% of humans have an IQ between 85 and 115.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      iq was also lower then. they have to shift it every few years

    • @wilfdarr
      @wilfdarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes, BUT 75% of this comment section believe they are above average.

    • @inuyasha13k
      @inuyasha13k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Drunk History is a show where people study about a person in history. Then they get drunk and tell a story about the person, so it's pretty understandable they mess up some information.

    • @ThePigeonBrain
      @ThePigeonBrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@inuyasha13k But the part they messed up this time is the central part of the story, it's the title of the video! With an IQ of 95, and that was apparently his IQ, he was not a moron, just a normal guy who did stupid shit, and may or may not have gotten brain damage from syphilis.

    • @tkaki6029
      @tkaki6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about 85-100

  • @kossnfx
    @kossnfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Eh... unfortunately 90 IQ is considered within the range of "normalcy;" 80 - 119.

    • @EdgieAlias
      @EdgieAlias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's changed since then, I believe.
      Then again my IQ is like 12 so

    • @Turd_Rocket
      @Turd_Rocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, yes, yes. Indeed.
      But can you tell me what's a phlogiston?

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anytime I enter a place with a seating arrangement, I use the term 'Al Capone Seat' to explain to my family/whoever I'm with why I'm being so weird about where I want to sit.
    I have PTSD and it helps calm me down to be able to see as much of the space as possible, but failing all else I want to see the entrance/exit.

  • @ronomaa
    @ronomaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Can we have drunk history back, I can't believe this show got cancelled.

  • @GradKat
    @GradKat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I thought he got murdered in prison. Never realised he was actually released due to his failing health.

  • @fyr3st0rm65
    @fyr3st0rm65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can we just agree the best part of the video is the doggo?

  • @AzhariSom
    @AzhariSom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    FYI; syphilis does does not cause urethral discharge, more likely gonorrhea

    • @Gwright9000
      @Gwright9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      why not both?

    • @AzhariSom
      @AzhariSom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Gwright9000 its possible, but he did not mention gonorrhea.

  • @jasonnorton344
    @jasonnorton344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His mates called him snorky because in that time it meant snappy dresser/ well dressed

  • @Humble01able
    @Humble01able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Crime doesn't pay unless you are a politician; he should have took the chance when he had it.

    • @charlesandrews2360
      @charlesandrews2360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He and the other ruthless criminals in Chicago wanted nothing to do with politics or politicians other than owning them and telling them what to do.
      Also, they knew that politicians are not trustworthy.

  • @rodman728
    @rodman728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Why is Boyle here

  • @mightisright
    @mightisright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    95 IQ is low for someone as successful as Capone, but it's just a little below average.

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah but 90% of ppl are morons. Being above average iq doesn't mean ur not a moron

    • @MajorCoolD
      @MajorCoolD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Erasmus the blasphemous Agreed, most people forget he took the damn fucking test after having beeing in prison for about 10+ years and having had Syphillis since he was in his... ufff, mid or late twenties?
      So considering how late stage syphillis basicly turns your brain into mush one can only assume how smart he was in his young years. Also this video omits at the start how he HELPED building up the Gang as the head-honcho's right hand man and only taking over after the boss got cold feet after a few attempts on his life.
      It was not as easy as to 'just roll in' into Chicago, but it was a question of wheter to expand the buisness and come into conflict with other gangs, or to back down and be happy with his piece of cake.
      Ultimately it was a bold move and the first step that ultimately lead to the downfall of the whole thing. (as the exceeding gang violence lead to more innocents getting caught in the cross-fire and hence stoking public sentiment against Gangsters, especially after the Prohibition got lifted and alcohol started to flow legally again. )

    • @HerveBoisde
      @HerveBoisde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taylor .Koellish actually 100 IQ is average so your stats are off

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HerveBoisde yeah... I'm aware 100 is average. I was making a joke saying even smart people are dumb. I also made up the 90% of ppl are morons "stat". It's probably closer to 100% of ppl are morons. And ur comment is kinda furthering my case

    • @mightisright
      @mightisright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most people cluster around 100 IQ and a small minority of people are literally morons or extreme geniuses.

  • @mr.nobody3967
    @mr.nobody3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I thought he died in prison, guess you really do learn something every day.

    • @jennhoff03
      @jennhoff03 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you're the only person on these comments to spell "every day" correctly!

    • @md61211
      @md61211 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also thought he'd died in prison

  • @Rogueshoten
    @Rogueshoten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Penicillin wasn't first used until 1942, 11 years after Capone was convicted. It wasn't really an option. The usual treatment for syphilis before that involved mercury, arsenic, and other things. All of them were of questionable efficacy and they all had tons of nasty side effects such as brain damage and infertility.

    • @candiceejones
      @candiceejones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually did get treated with penicillin in 1942 (five years before he died) but his syphilis was too far advanced and the damage was done.

  • @Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52
    @Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Will Sasso and Tommy Blacha together is absolute gold.

  • @under-._.-score
    @under-._.-score 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:10 Judge for Chicago and Mayor of Tiddy City. What cant this man do.

  • @Dopefish1337
    @Dopefish1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I really love this format where someone is telling a story and then actors are reenacting it, sort of similar to Charlie Murphy's hollywood stories and Dave Chapelle . I would love to find more like these, does anyone have any suggestions?😂

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are lots from this series

  • @SiRenfield
    @SiRenfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Y’know I feel really weird that when I first watched this video I had NO idea who Tommy Blancha was and was embarrassed it find out years after the fact that he co-created Metalocalypse and the voice of Murderface, Toki, and Dr. Rockzo among others. Which then put the image in my head of Murderface and/or Toki doing an episode for the Metalocalypse universe’s version of the show that goes off the rails absurdly quickly

  • @krokso519
    @krokso519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    95 iq is not that dumb, it is slightly below average... Right?

    • @bad-orange10294
      @bad-orange10294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bram Ten haken
      IQ is BS
      But yeah its normalized so 100 is the average

  • @e32b61
    @e32b61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Money... power.... people assume it takes a great deal of brains to attain these things. It doesn’t. It requires tenacity. And luck. Lots of luck. Single-mindedness definitely helps. A line from my favorite movie always comes to mind when thinking about so-called “great Americans”.
    Bernstein: “That man was the biggest darn fool I ever met.”
    Reporter: “He made an awful lot of money.”
    Bernstein: “It's no trick to make an awful lot of money... if all you want is to make a lot of money.”

  • @Highspirekid13
    @Highspirekid13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He was called Snorky before he ever became famous lol that's what they called him when he was just starting out lol

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not crediting all the actors in the description is a crime

    • @corkyvanderhaven3391
      @corkyvanderhaven3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one is stacked with some of my underground favorites that I can't name
      But, this episode was tight

  • @alrightythen84
    @alrightythen84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is still the single funniest one, to me.
    "What is it?
    - NOTHING!!!"

    • @MrsJenBardall
      @MrsJenBardall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I made the mistake of first watching this at work one day. Fighting not to laugh out loud actually hurt.

  • @celieboo
    @celieboo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of my favorites.

  • @eggystax4681
    @eggystax4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The nine nine should definitely get Boyle a babysitter for his off time

  • @juggernaught79
    @juggernaught79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I wanna be called Snorky.” Hahahahahaha gets me every time I watch this

  • @sunnydee196
    @sunnydee196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:51 that dog is is not thrilled to be getting pets with the hand of the guy talking about Syphilis 😑

    • @mcmacshalfilya
      @mcmacshalfilya 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm parched. I could use some Sunny Dee

  • @luchadorito
    @luchadorito 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Hes got a 95 IQ, hes not that smart, hes a big weird fucking mook” dying 😂😂

  • @diarrheadisastr2114
    @diarrheadisastr2114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:29 Why does his IQ keep jumping from 95 to 90 and back again?

  • @liammcooper
    @liammcooper 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Joe Lo Truglio is an underrated comedy icon

  • @kenmendoza6932
    @kenmendoza6932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I see Charles Boyle, I click.

  • @xdxghostxdx2062
    @xdxghostxdx2062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who researched the mafia, Al Capone just coming to Chicago was incorrect, and his trial. He had it good until the judge switched the jury

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That was oscar level acting by Joe Lo Truglio.

  • @0BRAINS0
    @0BRAINS0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Al Capone still has a tree that he had planted outside of his hospital room when he was hospitalized at Union Memorial Hospital in Baltimore Maryland when he was there for syphilis treatment.

  • @Ozzysmother
    @Ozzysmother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Literally became like a billionaire. The guy was like 90 IQ. pretty weird. he was the most powerful man." History repeats itself lol

  • @CPT85
    @CPT85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know, I had no idea syphilis could do that to a person! lol

  • @realthing963
    @realthing963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I use to do landscaping at his once Star Island mansion off the Ventian causeway linking Miami to Miami Beach. It was odd to say the least 🏝️.

    • @GiantsRTheBest1
      @GiantsRTheBest1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real Thing I’ve passed by there. Really cool to see all the celebrity homes

  • @marcosortiz2284
    @marcosortiz2284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I never thought I would see Boyle like this😂

  • @highstax_xylophones
    @highstax_xylophones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Bless comedy central for 💩 like this here.

    • @isak4460
      @isak4460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damexx0707 yes

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gggg hahahaha, I think we need to meet in person already at this point. 😂
      We’ve met literally like 4x’s. Lol.

    • @MrEazyE357
      @MrEazyE357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck Comedy Central. Pay Dave or give him his show back!

  • @AB-uk2lc
    @AB-uk2lc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10 reminded me of Superbad 😭

  • @jeb.2x
    @jeb.2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Do not disrespect Charles Boyle like that!

  • @Michael-zf4pi
    @Michael-zf4pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:20 when you thought you were first cut and someone else goes home.

  • @AmericaSpeaks1
    @AmericaSpeaks1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Capone, wasn't an idiot. He was the beneficiary of the times. Johnny Torrio steps down as the head of one of the most powerful gangs in Chicago. Tired from the ethnic wars between the Italian and Irish gangs and having survived a near assassination, he sets up what's now known as the "Chicago Outfit" which exists today. When Torrio steps down; Capone inherits the leadership as being his protege.
    Now keep in mind, most gangsters aren't that bright to begin with, which is why they get into crime in the first place. For the most part, to rise to the top, you have to be tougher and more cunning than everybody else. Which means a greater propensity to murder somebody.
    If not for the enactment of Prohibition (Read up on how it happened here: www.pbs.org/kenburns/prohibition/about/) organized crime may never have risen above the level of petty criminality, loansharking and protection racketeering. But with the high demand for alcohol, it injected a source of revenue that woudn't be seen again until the introduction of heroin and the cocaine business in Colombia and the rise of the cartels.

  • @tylerlink5004
    @tylerlink5004 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Capone used to hang around my town, they used to call it little Reno. Supposedly one of his cars is in a cave down by the i&m canal

  • @Creeperownr
    @Creeperownr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just found this series. GOD DAMN I love the actors perfectly matching the drunken pace of the hosts!!

  • @proverbialking3452
    @proverbialking3452 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Now you know why even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS

  • @snifey7694
    @snifey7694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Godammit I can't view Joe as a different characters he's too iconic to Charles Boyle

  • @Bingobongo12
    @Bingobongo12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey you can get a shot"
    "Naaahh man"
    Hahahanaha

  • @leevanhussain2691
    @leevanhussain2691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Charles Boyle ? .. *instant click*

  • @chrishudson3798
    @chrishudson3798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Anyone here after watching the Tom Hardy's Al Capone trailer?

  • @kannibalkandy410
    @kannibalkandy410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m a little sad they didn’t talk about his time in Alcatraz or Eastern State Penitentiary.

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Al Capone's legal front was selling furniture, his business card said he was a furniture salesman.
    Considering how much money he had, he was the most successful furniture salesman in the history of the country

  • @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers
    @All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This comment section is home to a STRONG show of support from every syphilis authority on planet earth

  • @wushlc
    @wushlc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isn't it al capone who ran over one of McLovin's friends with his car?

  • @DrRockso79
    @DrRockso79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thought FBI dude on the right was Tarantino for a second.

  • @d.m.collins1501
    @d.m.collins1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Al Capone and Ronald Reagan both ended their lives doing moronic things in their pools.

    • @shooterqqqq
      @shooterqqqq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ronald Reagan still had his full mental capacity five years after he left office. Biden is running for president with half of his brain destroyed by Alzheimer's.

  • @JR-The_Godfather_of_Horsepower
    @JR-The_Godfather_of_Horsepower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Capone wasn't as dumb as he was portrayed here. Little known fact, before All Capone was recruited by the Chicago mob, he was an accountant in Baltimore and trying to just be a legit family man. Johnny Torrio was asked by All to be his son's godfather, and it was at Sonny, Al's sons baptism that All was asked to come join them in Chicago.

  • @TimmyTheTinman
    @TimmyTheTinman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't know Kevin Malone worked for Al Capone 0:35

    • @MrTears03
      @MrTears03 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do better

  • @synchronicitystudios8217
    @synchronicitystudios8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Lots of people take these "History" lessons way too seriously

    • @LtBud26
      @LtBud26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, there are some episodes that are incredibly accurate. So much that history professors show their class those segments.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listen... I'm... I'm guessing I'm new to this, but I haven't checked how new and how old-fashioned this might sound, but... They're lip-synching an actual conversation... That's not new or anything, but it's so well done... Everyone's great... This is the best thing I watched today, so far, and Celtic just won.

  • @lost4666
    @lost4666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    everyone: blah blah blah syphilis blah blah
    me: dog.

  • @Goldone99
    @Goldone99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is the wind beneath my wings 😆

  • @reikisk8r
    @reikisk8r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Snorky? Like the Snorks television show where they lived on the ocean floor? LMAO

  • @haidynwendlandt2479
    @haidynwendlandt2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually he only got a 95 IQ exam AFTER his time in prison. Which is after his mind had deteriorated to that of a 12 year old, and BEFORE penicillin became available. AND...and. Snorky was actually a nickname his friends gave him I believe.

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Why is the person who plays Charles Boyle in Brooklyn nine-nine pretending to be alcapone ?

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Lo Truglio
      Plus it's comedy central

    • @newthrash1221
      @newthrash1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'mgonnashitinyacheerios
      Because he’s an actor. That’s what they do; pretend to be people they’re not.