I Want To Start an Adeptus Custodes Army

Retribution Gold.
Custodian Bling.
Humanitarian Inevitability.
I want "If the Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device" to return, I'll consider a titan army.
Comic from "BOXonWheel"
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[@outbreakperfected9374]

I still can't believe that GW made Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker canon. What a time to be alive

[@digitalowl1676]

This comment is so good that I've been sent to the realm of Ultramar!

[@ANDELE3025]

Sadly it was the suburban housewives version instead of the MST negates version.

[@TopengProductions]

Adeptus Custodes when Adeptus Janitores walks in

[@digitalowl1676]

Cleaning up the Galaxy, one species at a time:
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

[@simonmiller5351]

and then the golden boyz are buried under a green

[@digitalowl1676]

Mushrooms do play a great WAAAAAAAGH!!!! In a nutritious diet!

[@tylerchadwell1267]

And thus, let it be so.

[@digitalowl1676]

And thus, it became so.

[@tylerchadwell1267]

@@digitalowl1676 Army reveal when?

[@digitalowl1676]

@@tylerchadwell1267 Hopefully within the year, I got my Combat Patrol the other day. I'm also hoping for a battleforce for Custodes in the Winter as well.
Now its time for that Retribution Gold spray can!

[@tylerchadwell1267]

@@digitalowl1676 if I may give my 2 sense, don't use the can. It actually has a reputation for leaving a grainy finish on models. I would recommend priming black, and then taking a large brush and the regular pot of retributor armor to it instead. Probably safer than risking the primer failing

[@digitalowl1676]

@@tylerchadwell1267 Noted friend, I'll probably try the gold primer first, cause I realllllly want a reason to get a gold spray can XD.
If its not great, then I may do some slap chop on black primer, I intend on getting more models in the future, so I'll definitely experiment around with different schemes.

[@HighEffortUsername]

EVEN IN DEBT, I STILL SERVE THE PLASTIC

[@digitalowl1676]

FOR THEY SHALL HAVE NO FEAR... OF BANKRUPTCY!

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

3D print my dude

[@Juic3BoxH3ro]

It’s undeniable. It’s destiny after all.

[@digitalowl1676]

Indeed it is undeniable, afterall, everyone has their own Destiny too.
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[@d.c8575]

For da emporor!!!

[@StimmBehr]

I remember this feeling when I got intot he hobby and Custodes at the same time. Dropped them for dwarves and because GW hates us but man Watchers of the Throne is good. Rock on dude.

[@digitalowl1676]

Thank you brother!

[@catholicpatriotusa1507]

Every single person who is okay with female custodes is criminally overlooking GW's pandering to non-fans and also disregarding the AWESOME WOMEN WHO WERE ALREADY PART OF THE FACTION

[@abnercliff9624]

Or they just like the idea of female custodes

[@catholicpatriotusa1507]

@@abnercliff9624 So when do we get brothers of battle?

[@philiphockenbury6563]

Who are these non-fans?

[@catholicpatriotusa1507]

@@philiphockenbury6563 Woketiods in general but specifically the people who seem to want to insert their own politics into literally everything.