I did a DNA test and turns out I'm 5.7%...

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  • @benzabeast
    @benzabeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7105

    "the problem with being a racist is sometimes you don't know what race you are exactly and you don't know which race to be racist to" 💀💀💀

    • @pmdoublet1948
      @pmdoublet1948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      my new favorite toast quote

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      🤣this is true, theres that neonazi who found out they have black dna

    • @pepsimax3444
      @pepsimax3444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      metaphor about all the racists in america.

    • @Homerak
      @Homerak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@pepsimax3444 In America specifically and nowhere else.

    • @shadidmosharraf3033
      @shadidmosharraf3033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      simple, be racist to everyone
      equality

  • @skittlespiex3
    @skittlespiex3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17303

    5.7% Korean
    Lily: we are not remotely related
    0.4% filipino
    Rae & mykull: PINOY BRETHREN!!

  • @hishot1078
    @hishot1078 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Your Chinese location said Liaoning. One of the region where Koreans lived since ancient time. So it may be natural to have some portion as it is spread throughout population. I do see many Chinese people have some portion of Korean blood, and often involving Liaoning & Shandong.

    • @nucleardog6675
      @nucleardog6675 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just googled Liaoning and man it is really close to north korea

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nucleardog6675 There is also a theory that all three kingdoms of Korea didn't start at all within the Korean Peninsula. For example, based on solar eclipse records, early Silla started in Southern China then moved its capital to Korea at late Silla.

    • @jeffrey2326
      @jeffrey2326 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hishot1078 that reminds me of a Vietnamese legend

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeffrey2326 It's not actually a "legend". There are a lot of scientific studies regarding this. Dong Yi dynasties (I don't really classify as simply Koreanic) were kicked out from east China only after the fall of Yuan and rise of Ming & Joseon.

    • @hishot1078
      @hishot1078 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffrey2326 Ancient Chinese considered Yellow "River" is identical to Yellow "Sea". "River" and "Sea" had same meaning, and this is well explained in 集解.
      海一作河
      間一作聞
      排一作批
      etc.
      海一作河 means Sea = River. So whenever you read "sea" in Chinese history books, you have to think it as "river", specifically "Yellow River".
      This is why they are creating discrepancy when making ancient kingdoms map.

  • @Katiee_s
    @Katiee_s ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Toast- “It’s okay, I’m 5.7% Korean.”
    Me- “I’m 5.7% offended.”
    Lol all jokes 😂

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3685

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAO Lily got him good there

    • @user-xq6cn3xx3e
      @user-xq6cn3xx3e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @serdy ximi but it was Lily? lol

    • @sliver3703
      @sliver3703 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-xq6cn3xx3e no

    • @user-xq6cn3xx3e
      @user-xq6cn3xx3e ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sliver3703 Lily makes the joke 12:10 - 12:13

    • @itsytyt5192
      @itsytyt5192 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ghhgl

    • @chickenricenation
      @chickenricenation ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lily lowkey pulled out an uno reverse

  • @ethan073
    @ethan073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7246

    I was expecting “I always knew Michael and I have a lot in common: our intelligence, sense of humor… our mutual appreciation for harassing Lily” 😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er, boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear etahn

    • @blk-2150
      @blk-2150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha

    • @sexytsl373
      @sexytsl373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @pagonggong
      @pagonggong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      But Michael is the one being harassed by Lily. 🥺

    • @singingwithbecca
      @singingwithbecca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I LOVE MICHAEL AND LILY THEY ARE SO CUTEEE

  • @sandglasses8605
    @sandglasses8605 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Y'know Lily-"
    10:55 Her avatar's face though

  • @Otinashi
    @Otinashi ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended"
    She's got you there

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3749

    Chat: "gosh toast is walking such a fine line here"
    Toast: "I am a racist" "I am the superior sex" "Maybe this is why I'm a dictator"

    • @marcioalbertovidal5102
      @marcioalbertovidal5102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I wanted to drop a like but its 69

    • @tuhindas4134
      @tuhindas4134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@marcioalbertovidal5102 come back you can like now

    • @marcioalbertovidal5102
      @marcioalbertovidal5102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Thanks for reminding me

    • @tuhindas4134
      @tuhindas4134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@marcioalbertovidal5102 no problem.

    • @1angel1.
      @1angel1. ปีที่แล้ว +5

      999 likes

  • @ashleyanderson6615
    @ashleyanderson6615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3676

    “You’re only allowed to be 5.7 percent offended” hahaha I love lily

    • @TheTophatGuy
      @TheTophatGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      .

    • @PaperPleezy
      @PaperPleezy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTophatGuy ..

    • @watchf
      @watchf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTophatGuy …

    • @idk-zi3gw
      @idk-zi3gw ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTophatGuy ...

    • @dhshhehdh3603
      @dhshhehdh3603 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTophatGuy ….

  • @kronkmcnasty4064
    @kronkmcnasty4064 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your chat with Lily was fucking hilarious. The whole video was super funny.

  • @imtotallynathan7564
    @imtotallynathan7564 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Some idiot called me racist to Mexico/Mexican yet I'm Mexican
    The entire school labeled me a racist even though I just said "based on what I've heard on what goes on in Mexico I would not want to live there"
    This was in 6th grade

    • @twitter.comelomhycy
      @twitter.comelomhycy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Crazy, and you were a smorr 6th Grader

  • @blondedegg
    @blondedegg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15340

    i feel like to anyone who hasn't watched toast in a while they're probably going to be really confused by the intro💀

  • @bigstanko7391
    @bigstanko7391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5926

    I like how he blames his Korean heritage for making him a dictator, and not his 94% CHINESE heritage

    • @pingpong3311
      @pingpong3311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Xi Jinping isn't any better than Kim Jong-Un.

    • @Askhat08
      @Askhat08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@pingpong3311 Yes he is.

    • @whoiskizuki.
      @whoiskizuki. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      -9999999999999999999999999 Social Credit

    • @aburriiiiiiiiiiido
      @aburriiiiiiiiiiido 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I mean to be honest Chinese haven't been really that bad, considering that they made huge advancements for their society in the last 50 years. From a 3rd word country to the second best economic power in the world. SOME OF their decisions are fked up but most of them benefit the economy as a whole.

    • @sethgaming2002
      @sethgaming2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aburriiiiiiiiiiido pretty sure the economy flourished is because chinese people were allowed to trade. Its not the government who made china rich its the people who worked that made china rich. Since dictators in the past wouldnt allow foreign trades in the country

  • @annejia5382
    @annejia5382 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lily's "i'm five days older than you" to Toast reminds me of Leeteuk and Heechul 🤣💙

  • @locutusvonborg2k3
    @locutusvonborg2k3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the energy from rae and michael when hearing the news is awesome. lily could learn from that xD

  • @bennju3539
    @bennju3539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    "you're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" LMAOOOO

  • @Brandon-up6yd
    @Brandon-up6yd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    “What do Koreans like to do”😂😂😂 toast really going into his 5.7% Korean background 😂

    • @ITSME-sp5up
      @ITSME-sp5up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Why am I not surprised

    • @moist__gaming
      @moist__gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      peter griffin lol

    • @dchung00
      @dchung00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      once korean always korean

    • @smt4818
      @smt4818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m a Korean and we are very smart

    • @o5maelim
      @o5maelim ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ITSME-sp5up i know he's chinese but i can see korean in him

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert ปีที่แล้ว +11

    16:14 “So I would like you to apologize…”
    You’re only getting 0.4% of an apology.
    EDIT: Should have watched further before making that joke 😅 Stole Lily’s thunder

  • @JSharpie
    @JSharpie ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'd like to say that when I took this test. I had Chinese and Korean listed. 5-6 years later. it got updated like 4-5 times.
    My results is now 100% Japanese. So who know, your may change over time too.

    • @justjj21
      @justjj21 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mine too, it now says 100% Northern Chinese whereas it was like 6 different things before including Chinese, Korean, Manchurian/ Mongolian, Middle Eastern, Southeast Asian, and Siberian. But I think it is because 23andme lacks enough Asian DNA so it will probably change more.

  • @chairofthebored
    @chairofthebored 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    The way Mykull and Rae immediately welcomed him for that fraction of a percent while Lily tried her best to gatekeep 😂

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can't believe Lily lost in this debate

    • @Lutzifalilia
      @Lutzifalilia 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thats just Lily for you.

    • @diggerpy
      @diggerpy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its understandable since its the most racist race

  • @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere
    @GodKnowsWhatIsInHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    Lily trying to argue against calling Toast "oppa", yet never mentions that "oppa" isn't just used for older brothers.

    • @CloudedSeoul
      @CloudedSeoul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I just say Hyung Nim to my older cousin's, never said oppa to one.

    • @simonpangan7470
      @simonpangan7470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      just add the "i" at the end

    • @changbinmybeloved
      @changbinmybeloved 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@CloudedSeoul of course if you're a male😂 It's gonna be kinda weird if a female use hyung instead of oppa

    • @Victoria-eq2il
      @Victoria-eq2il 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@changbinmybeloved bruhhh that flew past your head 🤣 Oppa is also used in a romantic relationship as well

    • @sharonwon5229
      @sharonwon5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      oppa is used for females calling older males and hyung is used for males calling older males

  • @irishgrl
    @irishgrl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m happy to report that I stumbled across this a year after you made it & it’s still UP! It’s also fularious!
    😂

  • @lesterreyes183
    @lesterreyes183 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "You're only allowed to be 5.7% offended" -Lilypichu
    well done Lily!! :D

  • @arafzahin6724
    @arafzahin6724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    “We all know i am a huge racist”
    0-100 intro real quick

    • @arafzahin6724
      @arafzahin6724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ^I did. Not subbing though

  • @doctorcdub2413
    @doctorcdub2413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    “Who is Shang and why am I from his Dong?” Bro that killed me way more than it should have 💀

  • @xiromassave
    @xiromassave ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You also get along very well with Valkyrae because she’s also Filipino and the good thing is Rae and Michael both your your part Filipino as well. I never understood why I got along with most Russian’s until I found out my mother was part Russian.

  • @tommydavidson4608
    @tommydavidson4608 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    14:55 pro gamer move, pulled the reverse uno card on her lol

  • @TheDailyEgg
    @TheDailyEgg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    I hope no one takes Toast's banter too seriously lol

    • @SaraSong-mw3zm
      @SaraSong-mw3zm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      its honestly a miracle on how twitter hasn't found a way to cancel him yet XD
      as far as I know lol

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm They have tried many times, but Toast doesn't give a shit so they couldn't really do anything

    • @tuvillo
      @tuvillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm You can’t cancel him, that’s racist.

    • @Wolta
      @Wolta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm The joke is that they did try to do it. But the actual joke is twitter.

    • @zhamu4822
      @zhamu4822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@SaraSong-mw3zm they tried once,, and it was ALMOST successful… but toast made a whole like,, word file or something basically saying “ur wrong. Im funny. U stupid.” And everyone was like “toast pog. Cancellation invalid.”

  • @thatoneguy8304
    @thatoneguy8304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5278

    You took a DNA test to see which races you could and couldn't be racist to?... Honestly that's a funny idea to me, love your vids they're always funny✨

    • @unknownbutknown332
      @unknownbutknown332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But hopefully u know that that's what's wrong with the world these days

    • @TheReal_GigaChad
      @TheReal_GigaChad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I've now read that 3 times and I still have no idea what you're trying to say

    • @arnold3065
      @arnold3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheReal_GigaChad 12 seconds ago but same

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheReal_GigaChad Do you not speak English?

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@unknownbutknown332 What are you on about? It's a joke 💀

  • @asktoseducemiss434
    @asktoseducemiss434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love lily. She always makes toast's content better. She is like the cinnamon sugar part of his toast content.

  • @kv4648
    @kv4648 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:35 You are one of us now brother
    Unexpected but also delightful

  • @duelistAKI
    @duelistAKI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Toast is 0.4% Pinoy?!
    *Philippine flag proudly sways in the background*

    • @uwuben
      @uwuben 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Thats how you summon the pinoys

    • @andreneria1850
      @andreneria1850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's how great Toast is

    • @bruh.2526
      @bruh.2526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cringe

    • @jairosolutan1045
      @jairosolutan1045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@uwuben Kamusta paano ako napunta dito? Hahahaha

    • @y0sef61
      @y0sef61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Reuben Au You are goddam right

  • @Asawisemansaid
    @Asawisemansaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Used to think I was half German Jewish, took a DNA test and found out I was half Puerto Rican instead. Mom had some splaining to do.

    • @LeNoLi.
      @LeNoLi. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What does your dad think

    • @Asawisemansaid
      @Asawisemansaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@LeNoLi. doesn't matter, haven't spoken to him in years.

    • @avaritia1522
      @avaritia1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Asawisemansaid oh mate 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @shadebinder3599
      @shadebinder3599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My brother took a Dna test. Turns out we were as thought 99.8 percent Ashkenazic jews lol

    • @emnemschannel
      @emnemschannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ohhh man. I am a sperm
      Donor baby, I was really hoping I would have some kind of surprising SOMETHING. Nope, 99.9% white. 0.1% Ashkanazi Jewish. Lol

  • @ArkaZo0609
    @ArkaZo0609 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her face of concern makes me chuckle

  • @IngenuousSoprano
    @IngenuousSoprano ปีที่แล้ว

    Both comedic and educational.
    A+
    Would recommend.

  • @--6487
    @--6487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    okay but real talk, it is so interesting listening to toast talk about his family's history

  • @Hentyify
    @Hentyify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    No toast, your “Filipino & Austronesian” might actually comes from indigenous Taiwanese. They all belong to Austronesian and a mainstream is from Taiwan as what Wikipedia said.

    • @milesparker557
      @milesparker557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      But it's more interesting to live in a world where he's 0.4% filipino. So it's a red pill, blue pill situation.

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I think he understands that, or maybe he simply misunderstood the results. Either way he’s going to say he’s Filipino for the jokes.

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't trust Wikipedia at all

    • @flutterwind7686
      @flutterwind7686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@twitzmixx8374 For sure, but Taiwanese Aboriginals do have a lot in common with Filipinos and Malaysians

    • @twitzmixx8374
      @twitzmixx8374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@flutterwind7686 Yea I mean, if it's already a fact, ofc I agree. But I don't trust Wikipedia at all when I still don't know the fact.

  • @xlr8442
    @xlr8442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Toast will always be my favorite Filipino streamer!

  • @misosoup8030
    @misosoup8030 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Very interesting. 👍🏼But loved the last discussion with Lily. 💜 So funny. (btw, new to your channel). 😂

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Trust me. If the media finds out you have 0.4% Filipino blood, you'll be a headline on our newspapers, indie news networks, and Facebook podcasts. There is also a chance that you'll be in a morning show and be claimed as ours. 😂

    • @vad1089
      @vad1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fr bro

    • @sunshinecherries
      @sunshinecherries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hi! i see many others joking in a similar manner. can you explain why filipino people are so accepting even if it's a tiny percent of his heritage?

    • @thesaint5381
      @thesaint5381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@sunshinecherries its my own conjecture but maybe because we were occupied by Spaniards, Americans and japanese that we dont have our own identity. So famous people that has ties with filipinos was our way of claiming our place in the world

    • @sunshinecherries
      @sunshinecherries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thesaint5381 this is a very insightful response, didn't think about it that way. thanks.

    • @ChiriConCarne
      @ChiriConCarne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@sunshinecherries Filipinos also love the attention.

  • @mooncake387
    @mooncake387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    The world was really f'kd up a few generations ago, Toasts grandma going through all that is so heartbreaking

    • @s.2314
      @s.2314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The world is still fucked up. Humanity doesn't seem to learn from past mistakes and inocent people have to suffer unnecessarily.

    • @mooncake387
      @mooncake387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@s.2314 yes but not millions of people being straight up butchered and many being cut down by swords..horrible..we have gotten better but some people are still horrible

    • @polza1049
      @polza1049 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mooncake387 yeah people are getting shot and shelled now... how far we've come.. you can do mass murder with all the comfort of remote work lol

    • @Kr4zYm0f0
      @Kr4zYm0f0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the world has always been fucked up

    • @TPK_MAKG
      @TPK_MAKG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mooncake387 millions of people do still get butchered, you just don't see it

  • @vilend9842
    @vilend9842 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how the whole chat is just saying "eat kimchi" at 11:42

  • @benbenoy4419
    @benbenoy4419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I couldn't stop my smile the entire time it's a good video dude

  • @zaphenath5915
    @zaphenath5915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    If you had a fully Korean relative it would have to be a great, great grandparent. And your fully Filipino ancestor is 8 generations back (based on the percentages) which basically makes us cousins! See you at the next family gathering!

    • @arta.xshaca
      @arta.xshaca ปีที่แล้ว

      What's ur other ancestries?

    • @achtungbaby2009
      @achtungbaby2009 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0.4% austronesian link from likely native austronesian taiwanese is insignificant. For a philipino, Don't claim relative to Chinese / korean when you are obviously not.

  • @Eraashiri
    @Eraashiri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    shandong actually is largest Chinese cabbage import province and an important port place for exporting kimchi to South Korea. so I guess the korean joke works in lots of ways

  • @DebunkHatred
    @DebunkHatred 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lol... "a realest misogynist" Thank you for giving me that type of interpretation!

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:52 "Michael I have great news." Lily: "Noo, stop." ^o^

  • @kayciewithie4941
    @kayciewithie4941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    This guy just loooves walking the fine line huh?😅

    • @TheGunzbeep
      @TheGunzbeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Always has been 😂

    • @fard2780
      @fard2780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your pfp

  • @bwkktur
    @bwkktur 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    woah, Central Asia mentioned. but I'd like to say that Genghis Khan is from Mongolia, as opposed to the Kazakhs and Kyrgyz who speak mutually intelligible Turkic languages (though genetically we are still related to the Mongols and share many similarities as to our culture and common words)

  • @richardschwab224
    @richardschwab224 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His grandma escaped China and toast escapes escape rooms. It makes sense why he's so good at them, it's in his blood

  • @kefiraofmasbolle
    @kefiraofmasbolle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    When I saw the title, I kid you not, I was like “I bet that 5.7% is Korean” and lo and behold 😂😂

  • @dawalrus
    @dawalrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Im Taiwanese and my 23andMe results came back 0.4% Filipino & Austronesian too. That just means we have an ancestor from ~8 generations ago that was Taiwanese aboriginal (Austronesian) 🇹🇼

    • @achtungbaby2009
      @achtungbaby2009 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      one of your han chinese ancestor took a native austronesian women as his wife.

  • @alexandre069
    @alexandre069 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what is amazing is how bad those test can be, I saw once two 2 real twins test a bunch of them, it was amazing how much of those were different for each of those 2 real twins.

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert ปีที่แล้ว

    The only time I’m happy to see an ad is when a creator starts to realize in their video that they’re not getting monetized. It’s the only time an ad gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

  • @ericharper6791
    @ericharper6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    love toasts humor lol It's top tier

  • @reksai7965
    @reksai7965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    12:03 "You're only allowed to be 5.7% Offended" *toast dies in silence* 😂

  • @cathybaldry7822
    @cathybaldry7822 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your justification for making jokes. Lolololol!

  • @yintianzhang6969
    @yintianzhang6969 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I never had so much fun listening to inter-friendship bickering. Keep it up guys...😂

  • @cellion5848
    @cellion5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    5:14 Hey Toast! The Taiwanese blood is from the Austronesian. Native Taiwanese people are the same race as Filipinos. Also a lot of Taiwanese people arn’t native, just a bunch of Chinese immigrants trying to escape the gvt.
    Actually, you might not even be Filipino, it says Filipino & Austronesian. It could just be all 0.4% Taiwanese.

    • @Kaiwui
      @Kaiwui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Was looking for this comment!!! Exactly unless you’re related to the aboriginal population from Taiwan you’re ethnically going to be Chinese 😂 Really is no separation ethnically

    • @LurpakSpreadableButter
      @LurpakSpreadableButter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kaiwui And even then, aboriginal Taiwanese came from china, so the genes aren't so separated

    • @cellion5848
      @cellion5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter well, the aboriginal Taiwanese did come from china, but I think they’ve been separated long enough do be at least racially different from other east asians. And it is said that the Austronesian population came from the Taiwanese aboriginals.

    • @mongoose1628
      @mongoose1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LurpakSpreadableButter All Austronesians originated from China, not just Taiwanese. The migrated from Fujian 10k+ years ago, breeding with the native population

    • @Rexlee1123
      @Rexlee1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think his ancestry is from northern china though. Chinese people rarely get shandong showing up as the main province (even northern chinese people get guangdong as the main province in 23andme). Also the fact that he has korean trace which is common for northern chinese people.
      Also, most people who are from taiwan come from the fujian province and are of hokkien decent. Though people from other parts of china aren't uncommon.

  • @Rachelbee
    @Rachelbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    His dry humor and sarcasm really shine here. I couldn't stop smiling while watching this :)

  • @xernon8853
    @xernon8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    at around the 7:00 minute mark, if you're curious about what he is talking about, he may be referring to the Sino-Japanese War that took place in China, also known as the Nanking (now romanized as Nanjing) Massacre, or the Rape of Nanjing.

    • @bungakrst
      @bungakrst 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thanks

  • @sleepingalligator
    @sleepingalligator ปีที่แล้ว

    for the younger sister calling older brother, there is also the more formal, "oraboni"

  • @fieryimmortal
    @fieryimmortal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love that line, "You're only allowed to be 5,7% offended."

  • @joeindorato
    @joeindorato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “So you’re a misogynist?”
    “No I’m a realist”
    💀💀💀

  • @savannahmetzger3069
    @savannahmetzger3069 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I NEED to know where you got your shirt! I love it!

  • @xisnothappy
    @xisnothappy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:20 this is the funniest clip of all time

  • @kuzan421
    @kuzan421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "a country invaded. wont mention any names"
    1 min later
    "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!"

  • @JacksonWalter735
    @JacksonWalter735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Before anyone takes a DNA test for fun, be prepared for any unforseen circumstances. My sister got these AncestryDNA kits for Christmas for the whole family and it was fun determining where we came from. To our surprise, we've also found close DNA matches in California as well. Turns out, my grandfather raped and impregnated a young girl during his military days in the Vietnam War even though he had a wife and child (my uncle) at home. That Vietnamese woman gave birth to my mother's half brother and their family eventually immigrated to the U.S. after the Vietnam War ended. I had an uncle and cousins I didn't even know about this whole time. They took the same DNA tests to determine what their ancestry was as well because they only knew that the man who raped their mom/grandmother was a white American. My grandfather still denies ever being unfaithful to my grandmother to this day or for raping a 12 year old girl. Thankfully my grandmother passed away before she ever knew. While my grandfather's a monster and refuses to acknowledge his terrible actions even with DNA tests, getting to know my new uncle, aunt, cousins, and nephews over Skype and Facebook has been a pleasure. They're absolutely wonderful people and I can't wait to visit them in the summer.

    • @somethingsomething8773
      @somethingsomething8773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That’s a yikes

    • @KiKiStarling
      @KiKiStarling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I hope this knowledge is healing for your family.

    • @JacksonWalter735
      @JacksonWalter735 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KiKiStarling it was devastating. I always saw my grandfather as a war hero, veteran who defended his country, and respected him so much. It's hard to look at him the same way again once I found out he was a pedo, rapist, and ruined a little girl's life. In Vietnam, her community belittled and beat her for getting pregnant at 12 even though it was not her fault. Her family disowned and kicked her out to the streets because it was shameful to them and she never married/dated for the rest of her life because guys saw her as dirty/tarnished. Times are different now, but this was the how people in Vietnam behaved back then. I can't imagine the struggles and difficulties she had to go through while being homeless and raising /being responsible for a child since she was 12/13. I'm 17 and can't imagine doing that right now nevertheless myself from 5 years ago.

    • @rhi0zen904
      @rhi0zen904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Ages will never keep your secrets hidden", that explain it.

    • @theren2486
      @theren2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL ??!!

  • @cavemanray206
    @cavemanray206 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Well actually I have a friend who is” is never a good way to go

  • @sleepphobic
    @sleepphobic ปีที่แล้ว

    this is hands down the funniest video ive seen in a while

  • @meepow
    @meepow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Toast have a great news"
    Lily **suffering*

  • @_toulouse
    @_toulouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Quite a number of Asians would probably be hype if they learned they had even an ounce of Korean in them, so when Toast screamed in horror at himself being 5% Korean, that shit got me fr lmao

    • @Weeping-Angel
      @Weeping-Angel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahhhhhh, the Horror!!!

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is kinda normal that part of his ancestry is Shandong instead of southern China. So if he say he’s from Taiwan, his grandfather must be part of the KMT soldiers who fled to Taiwan instead of Taiwan Austronesian or hokkien or Hakka

  • @hannahsss3491
    @hannahsss3491 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:25 i went, oh thank goodness lol
    the "Toast everyone...is from Africa' part got me a little tbh lollll

  • @joycechiu8432
    @joycechiu8432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it's because that when people moved back than from the land of China to near by islands so that might be why Toast has a little bit of other type of blood apart from Chinese ( People from China moved to Taiwan about 500 years ago)

  • @rollsroyce1213
    @rollsroyce1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    this guy really just said " we all know I'm a huge Racist" right off the f*cking bat. LMFAO

  • @seta2710
    @seta2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Toast is the Origin of Racist Paladin, an ancient Hearthstone Meme Deck

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Giving myself a reply to boost my chances of being a top comment

    • @seta2710
      @seta2710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big Brain

  • @spencjon4822
    @spencjon4822 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel you about getting that pass. I'm 0% Filipino according to my genetics, but my great grandmother (by paperwork) is 100% Filipino soooooo

  • @miranda2miranda277
    @miranda2miranda277 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi, your video is really interesting, you are a very entertaining narrator. I laughed out loud several times at your jokes. Besides, you have a very interesting way of intonation when you lower your voice, I seriously haven't heard that before, but that doesn't mean anything, maybe it's just my ignorance. Humor is the spice of life, I wish you only the best.

  • @Abc123z1000
    @Abc123z1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “You’re only allowed to be 5.7% offended… do you have a rice cooker that talks to you?” 🤣🤣
    “I’m merely a pawn in society’s game…”
    - So, you’re a misogynist.
    “No, I’m a realist…”
    I love Toast and Lily 😂😂😂

  • @_risi
    @_risi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Has lily tried this DNA thingy yet? If not, then it'd be funny if she's like 0.5% Filipino

  • @MaguroNi
    @MaguroNi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:36 I think feet bound is not related to invasion force, it once a trend in China that woman with a small feet is beautiful or something like that, so there have a special shoes that woman wear it since they were young. It is already get banned, I think.
    I know this because I once have a Chinese history class.

  • @KarmaCifer
    @KarmaCifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know this channel but I got this video on my recommendations and I have to say that the name of your channel makes it very funny.
    "I did a DNA test and turns out I'm 5,7%... a disguised toast"

  • @zarinah4740
    @zarinah4740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Disclaimer: this is toast’s persona, he is in fact not actually racist. I think.

    • @random_girl6123
      @random_girl6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I don't even watch him that often but I atleast know he like to play a lot on the sarcasm and satire. Also lowkey insult the way the internet is with their "moral" ways.

  • @msblackrose999
    @msblackrose999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The hard push for 5.7% Korean and 0.4% Filipino always makes me laugh. 🤣 I'm Filipino and I know Toast humor and banter.
    I hope my fellowmen won't get triggered etc. hahaha

  • @EarlsPearls
    @EarlsPearls 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "My feets fine" had my dying

  • @island3522
    @island3522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As my first toast video I’ve watched, WHAT AN INTRO LMAOO

  • @agnes3370
    @agnes3370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "i can pinoy bait and cannot be called out" 😂😂😂 also, Toast has the P card now which means he gets a lifetime supply of free lumpia 😂

  • @unknownbutknown332
    @unknownbutknown332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    If you stick "sometimes" in front of a sentence "almost" any statement can pass as truth😂😂

  • @estranhokonsta
    @estranhokonsta 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Normally i dislike the whole dna test videos, because the very few that i saw where utterly cringe and most are borderline racist. Maybe because of those few video, the algorithm suggested this video and i happened to click on it.
    I am a foreigner to the whole toast community and the game also, so i am a little lost on most of the context. The conclusion? It was cool and full of humour.
    This deserves a like. Am i going to get Hearthstone and Fortnite algorithm suggestion now?
    The reaction and interactions were refreshing. It is great to see younger minds having the freedom to express themselves openly without being suffocated by the social trends and even enjoying being sarcastic of them (in particular if they make little sense because of their extremes).
    I got good and light community vibes. I am glad to see that the many negatives videos demeaning the newer generations and their intellects have serious competition. Don't let those mental cases making those videos trying to brainwash unrelated people stain you or your self image.

  • @meri8431
    @meri8431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    was i the only one staring at the highlighted madagascar the entire video waiting for him to talk about it

  • @mystikkyt332
    @mystikkyt332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I took a DNA test once and found out im 100% bad bitch

    • @hypersus8547
      @hypersus8547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i spit my shit out while laughing

    • @inconnn
      @inconnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hypersus8547 don't think that's healthy

    • @twitter.comelomhycy
      @twitter.comelomhycy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @brandonburns1052
    @brandonburns1052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    So that’s how Toast can rock the Kpop star style. It all makes sense

  • @pangchoak5774
    @pangchoak5774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Toast and Lily is the best duo😆

  • @lsophiel5936
    @lsophiel5936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has me dead🤣 Gosh, Toast's humour is just golden. Omfg XD

  • @MrThemunch
    @MrThemunch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Yo, toast you're actually my favorite TH-camr now. You are down to earth and it's refreshing to see.

  • @kanyewestlover91169
    @kanyewestlover91169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Toast: "wait what? They calling me a caveman monkey?"
    Also Toast: Corpse bad, Corpse kill lily, Felix thought lily as well, if Toast plus Felix plus corpse against lily

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    19:13, “we are blood, bruh” Lol

  • @semicedevine6918
    @semicedevine6918 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that last part with rae and the other guy was so good🙏

  • @johnathanlynch-phillips17
    @johnathanlynch-phillips17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Toast : Im not gonna name any countries...
    a few moments later
    Toast : It was the Japanese.