Monday Morning Podcast 4-18-22

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  • @Noblesavage77
    @Noblesavage77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a retail job that puts me in the public crosshairs on a regular basis. Even through COVID....non stop. Ol Billy Sunshine's take on things has been my charging dock for keeping my dry sense of humor and dealing with these Wacko's without losing my shit. Thank you sir🤘🔥

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Thats not a knife. This is a knife."
    "They we go. Crocodile Dundee from 40years ago - - I'm still quoting it!!"
    🤣🤣

  • @FBcruzz
    @FBcruzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Billy " on time" hits it out of the park again! Careful Billy, we might start expecting these podcasts on time now. :)

    • @LouieT3107
      @LouieT3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theyre always on time on his website. Has nothing to do with youtube idky u guys r so confused for all these years

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Ol' Billy freckle pickle remembering the audio ovah heeh.

    • @takeshikashana236
      @takeshikashana236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not the firs time 😅

    • @zachhesse9178
      @zachhesse9178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @blairkelly727
      @blairkelly727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ol’ Billy Bluetooth raging at Steve Jobs as the audio goes tits-up again …

  • @djkramit
    @djkramit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    32:38 "light in the loafers" 🤣🤣🤣🤺
    50:29 "Billy no bedhead " 😄

  • @khanv1ct244
    @khanv1ct244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Am I talking about me right now?" lol

  • @YunggKhalifaa
    @YunggKhalifaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    He said if you really wanna piss Kyrie Irving off, chant “the world is round” ☠️💀☠️💀💀💀😭😂

  • @jeffg2226
    @jeffg2226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since I gotten... gotten? "Dude since I gotten" that caught me off guard hilarious!

  • @danbaxter4260
    @danbaxter4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    bill burr should do a movie about a retired guy who tours with his team to heckle them in a different jersey every game

    • @aeugenegray
      @aeugenegray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its actually a great idea

  • @djneedles000
    @djneedles000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Stabbed in the kidney "🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @borntolose1
    @borntolose1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Woo! Never been this quick on the mark, before. Love your stuff Billy Big Balls

  • @ARIF74
    @ARIF74 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “It gotta be puta”. As an Hispanic from an Hispanic country, I laughed so hard at that shit.

  • @seanoreilly1832
    @seanoreilly1832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Listening to ol freckles stream of consciousness is my meditation

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This podcast is the conversational equivalent of when Maynard James Keenan unleashed that epic scream in the Tool song, "The Grudge".
    Except, this scream has been going in excess of a decade.

    • @codygosney976
      @codygosney976 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is the oddest, most obscure simile I think I've heard in a long time, but I knew exactly what you meant and I agree lol.

    • @agitat3r330
      @agitat3r330 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wear the grudge like a crown!

    • @debonaire_nerd
      @debonaire_nerd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@agitat3r330 I'd like to see Freckles go 10,000 days without a cigar or a malt.
      AAAAWWW GEEEZZZUSSHH.

    • @agitat3r330
      @agitat3r330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@debonaire_nerd jeez by the end of the 10,000 days he would be….prying open his third eye😉

  • @ralpht3697
    @ralpht3697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for a good day. Had a chill time. Thanks for Keepin it real .

  • @PhilipBosleyMusic
    @PhilipBosleyMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The Province of Toronto."
    lol c'mannn Bill the GTA is already high enough on itself, without you tellin' them to rename the province.

  • @Captain-wc6vj
    @Captain-wc6vj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I could totally see Bill paying someone to ask him a question at a party. That would actually be a funny thing to do for anyone... 😂

  • @themutualfriend5286
    @themutualfriend5286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Billy batta batta hitting at Fenway park, thanks for checking in on us!!

  • @aeugenegray
    @aeugenegray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Legend ova heeeah with the Luis Tiant first pitch. Nice throw

  • @jadmjt14
    @jadmjt14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagining Bill with aviators and blasting fortunate son in a little bird makes me smile man 😂 you should do some military shows in exchange for practicing insertions for the 160th I’m sure the tier 1 guys would love you

  • @austinsandifer5006
    @austinsandifer5006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bill congrats on your FenwayPaaak Performance ,and throw a good pitch 🔥👍💯😎

    • @aeugenegray
      @aeugenegray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice i gotta search that one

    • @aeugenegray
      @aeugenegray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He went Luis Tiant, this fucking guy

  • @Indygenous
    @Indygenous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bryan cranston and aaron paul are back for season 6. Are you back as kirby billy red nuts?

  • @EricTheBroBean
    @EricTheBroBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Billy Burr is prolonging my hospitalstay, so effing bored but i shouldnt be laughing my ass off with a collapsed lung..

    • @CipherOfCiders
      @CipherOfCiders 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      wishing for the best for you! ❤

    • @EricTheBroBean
      @EricTheBroBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CipherOfCiders Thank you so much!:)

  • @blond339
    @blond339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    miles's quote is yep the grass is greener over there but when you look down its the same dirt

  • @Tyrant96
    @Tyrant96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Fuuuuuuck that place!" Ahahha Hell Yeah I've Said that most my childhood ahahah

  • @robg4395
    @robg4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The GLOBE 🌎..the first thing I noticed when I went to school..it looked just like the space Disney showed me...now at 59 I'm with Brooklyn

  • @pcontiman
    @pcontiman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I could do without all the GDs and JCs but wandering the universe with Bill is funny no doubt.

  • @MichaelMurphy-kj3xf
    @MichaelMurphy-kj3xf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Geography, topography, paleontology" 🤣
    Genius

  • @fintanbochra
    @fintanbochra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Another certified redbush classic

    • @NittoNba44
      @NittoNba44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really? What was it about?

    • @fintanbochra
      @fintanbochra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NittoNba44 - What’s what about dicknose?

  • @loveit7484
    @loveit7484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahahaha! On the reads, the way he says Erictile dyfuntion. Noticed it many shows ago, still sounds funny. Makes me think of a Futurama episode! The one where Fry is in love with Lucy Loo bot.

  • @avilla4013
    @avilla4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    San Francisco is my #1 "F THAT PLACE"

  • @MunchinOnDew
    @MunchinOnDew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WTF. I was just in the middle of replying to some prepper guy on Reddit about Machete purchase advice when Bill said Paul "got a fuckin' machete." I'm freakin' out man lol

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Unless they're Jewish - Oooooh Jaysuss." 🤣🤣

  • @MoshHated
    @MoshHated 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good Morning Bill! Hope all is well with ya Man! Another great Podcast lol killing it. Hope You and Your Family have a great day brother.

  • @1989NickyD
    @1989NickyD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love me some Billy Burr at the end of the day.

  • @KevinC1990
    @KevinC1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for checkin in Bill

  • @brianheenancomedy
    @brianheenancomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thnq Billy-boy, one of the greats. When is the new special coming sir?

    • @lilmayodrops
      @lilmayodrops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think in a previous podcast he said a few months

    • @brianheenancomedy
      @brianheenancomedy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilmayodrops really? Thats freakin awesome. Thanks

  • @Rosko_de_Soul
    @Rosko_de_Soul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it weird that I listen to these before bedtime?

  • @Mr_Orange81
    @Mr_Orange81 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the providence shoutout 😀

  • @jdebella44
    @jdebella44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Light in the loafers 😂...Bill that was great. My favorite bit of yours is the priest who fills your ears up like a jelly donut. Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about look it up. Bill at his best

  • @mzoe12
    @mzoe12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Easter bunny bought some black Sketchers with their tooth fairy money. Lol
    Edit: please do some shows in Nunavut, Yukon, Alaska, and the Northwest Territories.

  • @richardl4420
    @richardl4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now I want to watch the game just to see if they chant "THE WORLD IS ROUND!"

  • @bingbungbong
    @bingbungbong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love you Bill, I’m going through divorce and you make me see the funny side of things

    • @CipherOfCiders
      @CipherOfCiders 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you find happiness and I hope the divorce isn't too much for you! I know it's sad but I'm praying and hoping the best for you! ❤

    • @LouieT3107
      @LouieT3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats! 🎈

    • @mattm8932
      @mattm8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @HEAVY_IS_THE_METAL
    @HEAVY_IS_THE_METAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "EARTH IS FLAAAT!!!" clap, clap, boom clap-clap 👏 😂

  • @javirios3107
    @javirios3107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:32 great and definite point to this situation😂

  • @pr6229
    @pr6229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First in there , good to hear you Billy big balls . Thumbs up from Ireland.

  • @Tommydubsit
    @Tommydubsit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Old Billy Better Mood!!! You can hear how happy you are old freckled Sans follicle

  • @JoshMarshain
    @JoshMarshain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Congrats to ol' Billy Ball game for getting to play Fenway, thats an awesome opportunity

  • @ict113090
    @ict113090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know you get this alot but if there is any way to bring F is for Family back either new seasons, spin offs f sorts or feature length films PLEASE DO! That show is right up there with south park and king of the hill. By far the greatest thing ever to come out of Netflix. A perfect show from top to bottom. Perfect cast and characters, superb comedy writing, that show should have been more popular than it was.

  • @TheRealLange21
    @TheRealLange21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Billy, he did a lot more than just step on the logo. That's like, the 10th worst thing he's done to Boston. Dude completely gave up on the team in the playoffs, threw his teammates under the bus all season, went back on his word when he said he would re-sign, made his plans to team up with Kevin Durant during the all-star break while still a member of the Celtics, and keeps trying to play the victim card every time he rightfully gets booed

  • @foolproof7321
    @foolproof7321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Need that full tang baby!

  • @ReptilicaDayZ
    @ReptilicaDayZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    See you in Nashville Friday!

  • @loveit7484
    @loveit7484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ! Virzi with a Machedi! Lord have mercy!

  • @joshtibbetts6321
    @joshtibbetts6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a parent, fun and tradition, is why I perpetuate the myths.

  • @AtheistEdge
    @AtheistEdge 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is "verse" short for "versus"?
    I've never heard that before.

  • @michaelr1989
    @michaelr1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We ever get any commentary on Tom Brady un-retiring? Did I miss it?

  • @namenome3680
    @namenome3680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    we love you Bill

  • @tyrelltyler1430
    @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For me a Machete is a Cutlass.
    A Cutlass is a short Sword with a slightly curved blade.

    • @tyrelltyler1430
      @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Normally used by sailors on a warship 👨‍✈️🚢

    • @tyrelltyler1430
      @tyrelltyler1430 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Jamaicans🇯🇲🍃🗡

  • @aeugenegray
    @aeugenegray 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Billy just figured out sports & gambling, lmfao

  • @darkeyed.lowlander
    @darkeyed.lowlander 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have fun in Nunavut 👍🏼

  • @walterwhite3143
    @walterwhite3143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What’s happening Bill. I’m gonna have a glass of whiskey for you

  • @gregjohnson7666
    @gregjohnson7666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where can I find 2007 through 2010 podcast

  • @dallassylvestre8155
    @dallassylvestre8155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Bill love ya to 🤣

  • @JeffreyC610
    @JeffreyC610 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ?????? Who are the Brooklynettes?? 😏 🤣

  • @ctndiaye1
    @ctndiaye1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good Friday on the 15th this year.

  • @sekenamcmurren2217
    @sekenamcmurren2217 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They extended the tax day a few years ago Billy Blue Balls! 😂💙

  • @tristankrohn2942
    @tristankrohn2942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That put your phone down mindset needs to be spread. Why go to a concert to take the world's shittiest :40 second clip of that one song you love that you'll never watch again? If you never take a selfie in front of the marquee did you even go to the show??? I'd hate to be the new age hippy dippy type but being present and in the moment is the way to go. Don't even bother trying to find the perfect filter, camera angle, and lighting to document something your memory will smooth over positively if you enjoyed the experience.

  • @christopherallen9580
    @christopherallen9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill saying "oh jeezus" reminds me of George Carlin.

  • @No-right-to-take
    @No-right-to-take 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill should listen to Gwar, I’m sure he’d probably like the music and the humor.

  • @BobBob-iv1le
    @BobBob-iv1le 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Benchmade knives are made in the usa. Pricey, but they have a great reputation.

  • @JD_tcb
    @JD_tcb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shoulda gone deeper on the *GWAR* video!
    They're talking about Earth--they're a band of extraterrestrials.
    ...And they're FUCKING AWESOME!

  • @coolbreeze3793
    @coolbreeze3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep a cutlass on your waist or those Trini boys might rob you lolol

  • @robg4395
    @robg4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should try an aero-Plane

  • @adamfortune3574
    @adamfortune3574 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a machete under my front seat lol. Guess I'm a lunatic.

  • @rico93xl
    @rico93xl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Has bill talked about anthony ?

  • @ajp1282
    @ajp1282 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    32:43: O Billy wheeze bag 🎻

  • @gongqi67
    @gongqi67 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ol' Billy Easter Egg Sox... Congratulations and say hello to Ted Williams Way.

  • @michaelmustermann6527
    @michaelmustermann6527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Interesting bringing up KD looking like Greg Oden (as in older than he actually is) when that is what haunted Oden, the #1 overall pick in the 2007 draft, being overshadowed by Kevin Durant, the #2 overall pick in that same draft...

    • @ghostofnathanielwind4141
      @ghostofnathanielwind4141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Durant's legs look like struck matches. Dude skipped leg day for 20 yrs and looks like a stork. He's another ring chaser. He should marry LeBronda.

    • @The_Masked_1der
      @The_Masked_1der 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ghost of Nathaniel. That's why they call him the "slim reaper"! Lol

    • @ghostofnathanielwind4141
      @ghostofnathanielwind4141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_Masked_1der 😆

  • @thebayneshow938
    @thebayneshow938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bill thank u for this B day gift.

    • @coolbreeze3793
      @coolbreeze3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy bday my guy! God bless.

    • @Kimble81
      @Kimble81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happy bday my guy! Satan salutes.

  • @gart9680
    @gart9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    April 18th 2022. What have I done today? No work today, so I scratched my balls & watched TV. Carpe diem.

  • @MaxFleye
    @MaxFleye 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I usually measure my tang from tip to base

  • @lastplusfirst
    @lastplusfirst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5 minutes in and he still hasn’t said he’s just checkin’ in on me 😢

  • @BlizzardDaPup777
    @BlizzardDaPup777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Look who remembered the audddiiiiiiiooooooo

  • @coolbreeze3793
    @coolbreeze3793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfao, my entire family is from the west Indies (Barbados, Jamaica, Grenada) most west Indie people call them cutlasses. Lol.

  • @noveltycrusade
    @noveltycrusade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Twilight zone episode idea-
    Bill retires the podcast and finds out there was never actually an audience at all.
    He's been talking to himself for 15 years 😱😱😱

  • @lonewolf597
    @lonewolf597 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, Ole Billy Tang Wrangler!

  • @krunalpatel3252
    @krunalpatel3252 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    SPOILER ALERT 🚨: Machete is a knife. Why? It’s fucking tang is short.

  • @Matt-nl3hn
    @Matt-nl3hn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha is this bunny on a plant based diet, I hope so 🤣

  • @DouwedeJong
    @DouwedeJong 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Billy has an 'existential crisis' at the end.

  • @1davidburns
    @1davidburns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill, you had a so-so experience with a Pitbull. I want to recommend you checking out the American Bully! Great dogs without the aggressiveness of the Pitbull.

    • @shit_tiger
      @shit_tiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dumbest fucking comment in the chat 😂 my pittie is the sweetest dog I've ever met, he's never done a malicious thing in his life, and I grew up with labs, so my sweet standard was already high. Aggression happens with all breeds. Matter of fact, one of the dog training shows I watch did an episode with an American bulldog and it was one of the few episodes they did where the trainer specifically said "this aggression is going to be like this forever and these are the things you can do to live with it," whereas all of the other episodes, including those with pitbulls, Chihuahuas, Chow chows, dalmatians, dobermans, etc, the behavior issues were pretty much able to be completely solved with increased exercise, structure, and engagement. Am I dumb enough to believe that it's because the dog is an American bulldog? Absolutely not. Sometimes dogs have shit happen to them before they find their forever homes that completely fucks them up. It happens all the time, and it doesn't matter what breed it is.

    • @mrmijunte10
      @mrmijunte10 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shit_tiger for you to have knee jerk reaction and then going on a diatribe the dumb one in here is you Natalie. Please tell us more about your experience. What? You think because you experience something is the same for everyone else?

    • @akchanneltv4084
      @akchanneltv4084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shit_tiger sorry but statistics don’t lie buddy…

    • @shit_tiger
      @shit_tiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akchanneltv4084 don't call people buddy if they're not your buddy.

    • @1davidburns
      @1davidburns 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shit_tiger I couldn't be bothered to read all that. See as how you're an aggressive person, it's no wonder you gravitate to pitbulls.

  • @burentoyongu1345
    @burentoyongu1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Province of Toronto.😆

  • @jameseugenia5578
    @jameseugenia5578 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was April 18 because of Good Friday being April 15

  • @nickamato7553
    @nickamato7553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Way to throw a strike at the Sox game! Sign the man.

  • @interimmayorofcoolsville3661
    @interimmayorofcoolsville3661 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was really hoping Bill was gonna do an accidental deep dive on GWAR

  • @shnc27
    @shnc27 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    see ya at fenway! anyone else going?

  • @jeremyfargas2486
    @jeremyfargas2486 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That rabbit had on black air forces.

  • @danoelmucho2503
    @danoelmucho2503 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ol fire sack just in time for slumber.

  • @erniemendoza36
    @erniemendoza36 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Because of it's tang."

  • @TV-mp3rw
    @TV-mp3rw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perfect take on the Celtics versus Kyrie Flat Earth and on the road oh, you know Heckle your team Perfect Epic loved it funniest s***

  • @soffer
    @soffer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    # 32:30 sword vs machette bill burr