The fact people to this day still believe that “a Jedi can come from anywhere!” was some kind of new ground breaking reality that Johnson gave to the Star Wars universe... I mean... ya, the prequels weren’t great... but where do those people think all the Jedi we see in those three films came from?
Like yeah, if jedis aren't allowed to have families (according to prequels), how their powers can be transmited? I mean, sure, Luke and Leya got it from father, but most jedis must be first in their bloodline
@juscbh BHUVSDSDVBHJWSDV rewatch "fantom menace" it says Anakin was conceived by force itself (rewatched it recently first time since childhood, it was a WEIRD movie 😆😆)
@@imechko_familia They are not prohibited to have families. They are prohibited to have attachments. They can fuck all they want - just must avoid the feels
I hate to admit it, but the audio of Teal Deer being smacked in the head and the following startled silence and reaction of the EFAP crew, made me laugh inappropriately hard. It just struck me is that it sounds like he just fucking died and Rags just asks "are you ok?".
There are three kinds of people in this world People who laugh at the person drowning in honey People who question why they told you their name while drowning in honey And people who actually do want to encourage them to hang in there while they find help for the person drowning in honey
Y'know, I just read "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut yesterday (I strongly recommend) and in that book the main character gets stranded on Mercury because his ship doesn't know how to go up (this book came out in 1959 btw) and the character solves the dilemma by turning his ship upside down.
They tried talking about Avatar, they did a horrible job, and Rags wasn’t even there for it. Still quite a black mark on EFAPs record that they refuse to acknowledge
How exactly do the navigation towers know which way is up? How does the one on the ship know which way is up if the ship itself doesn’t know which way is up? If they needed a navigation tower to guide the ships, it means they knew it was a problem, so why didn’t they equip every ship with that technology? It’s not like they were short on resources.
I remember when all the shills for this movie where making the rounds before the premiere. Then, on his channel, John Campeia said while leaving the premiere, “I’ve never been more disappointed in a movie than I am right now.”
I can say this with certainty: the second TLJ ended, I actually got the "broken heart" feeling in my chest, and never laid eyes on another SW product since. Just observe through EFAP lol.
I can only enjoy the content though the support group of friends or the vicarious observation of EFAPs internal support group. The content it's self makes me feel miserable
"Notice I've not insulted you once. I've just said you're poisoning the well, intentionally spreading lies, have a channel built on hate, are a bad person, you're an aggressive, hyper-reactive jerk." "But I didn't insult you once. :)" Such bull. You know for a fact he went back over every comment he made to snake some mental gymnastics of how he could claim those aren't insults.
The second death star was 200 kilometers in diameter. We see that a SIGNIFICANT portion of the station is on the planets surface in episode 9. Let's assume 1%, why not. Even if only 1% of the volume of the station landed on the planet's surface, the force of the landing would cause an extinction level event that would not only destroy any and all wreckage that could possibly be there, but also vaporize Palpatine.....again. All sentient life would also be killed off as a neat side effect.
This is the funniest EFAP for me just for the part where they explain Palpatine falling alone But every time they talk about Avatar I wanna punch something
As for how much money Disney would give me to say that this new Star Wars thing was good? Enough to buy the franchise. I wouldn't improve or add more to it, I'll sit on it like Konami and Capcom. If a company tries to buy it from me, I'll guard it like the grave of my lords.
The amount of salt that guy had for FFV is astronomical. Shame he has sooooooooooo much time to shout his narcissistic views instead of, you know, doing something more productive instead of imitating on TH-cam what he does on Twitter.
It's funny. Rags was trolling evryone by exaggerating his opinion on Avatar and then comes Wolf's insnae take who at that time was looking at everything, going "full Anita Sharkeesian", deconstructing them with an overly critical lense and reaching the conclusion that everything was shit. It is clear why he decided to leave the internet. It was rotting his brain.
Are we all missing the star of the show? That wooden bracket made one hell of an entrance.
3:39 - “It’s just a few kilos of wood smacking me in the base of the skull… It’s fine.”
Plot twist: it wasn't _really_ a wall bracket,Disney sent Batroc to kick Chairy at him.
It's a miracle he's still alive.....
“It’s just a few kilos of Disney’s plot armour grade Beskar smashing into the base of the skull… It’s fine”
The fact people to this day still believe that “a Jedi can come from anywhere!” was some kind of new ground breaking reality that Johnson gave to the Star Wars universe... I mean... ya, the prequels weren’t great... but where do those people think all the Jedi we see in those three films came from?
Palpatine's great-great-grandpa had alien fever.
@@whiskeyhound he was banging cantina waitresses two at a time!!!
Like yeah, if jedis aren't allowed to have families (according to prequels), how their powers can be transmited? I mean, sure, Luke and Leya got it from father, but most jedis must be first in their bloodline
@juscbh BHUVSDSDVBHJWSDV rewatch "fantom menace" it says Anakin was conceived by force itself (rewatched it recently first time since childhood, it was a WEIRD movie 😆😆)
@@imechko_familia They are not prohibited to have families. They are prohibited to have attachments. They can fuck all they want - just must avoid the feels
The whole part where they're laughing at Palpatine falling down the shaft is f*cking hilarious.
33:00
XD
@@Ramsey276one LMAO Maulers laugh is more infectious than Ebola 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the comedic timing of when the bracket fell down and TLDR's scream of pain got cut off
3:06 [TAP X]
....
*FAILED*
I hate to admit it, but the audio of Teal Deer being smacked in the head and the following startled silence and reaction of the EFAP crew, made me laugh inappropriately hard. It just struck me is that it sounds like he just fucking died and Rags just asks "are you ok?".
E;R being summoned like a demon the moment someone smacktalks Avatar will forever impress me.
3:09 I’m dying of laughter rn
Disney tried to eliminate TLDR
There are three kinds of people in this world
People who laugh at the person drowning in honey
People who question why they told you their name while drowning in honey
And people who actually do want to encourage them to hang in there while they find help for the person drowning in honey
XD
Y'know, I just read "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut yesterday (I strongly recommend) and in that book the main character gets stranded on Mercury because his ship doesn't know how to go up (this book came out in 1959 btw) and the character solves the dilemma by turning his ship upside down.
I just remembered that a movie had a Airlines pilot save the plane by flying upside down for a while😮
Lol I love how TLDR was almost executed by disney
Timestamp?
@@Ramsey276one 3:39
@@supermcspotty thanks
XD
Really like the idea of grabbing highlights from streams and splicing them like this. Nice work!
Longman Abridged.
@@benjamingrant5970 Longman-ish
I can't believe TL;DR just fucking died on stream
3:06
Hopefully this comment section won't be filled with the Rags hot take that we don't speak of XD
Joe in honey is the best part of this whole episode!
They tried talking about Avatar, they did a horrible job, and Rags wasn’t even there for it. Still quite a black mark on EFAPs record that they refuse to acknowledge
Ehh, everyone has an opinion here or there that's tismy.
Just look at Drinker's Glass Onion review. Bad, but still Drinker
@@absol_lute_zero9083 that aged like milk
@@cyrus2395 Drinkers vid on Glass Onion aged like milk or the commenter using that as an example that aged like milk?
@@brandishaccount5439 believing that Drinker's take was bad because of the EFAP coverage on what was supposedly the best response to his video
Meanwhile lying about Southpaw ... nah it'll be fine
How exactly do the navigation towers know which way is up? How does the one on the ship know which way is up if the ship itself doesn’t know which way is up? If they needed a navigation tower to guide the ships, it means they knew it was a problem, so why didn’t they equip every ship with that technology? It’s not like they were short on resources.
30:25 Emperor Palpatine used "Beam me up, Scotty!" - It's super effective! 😆
"He's a sticky boy" hahaha.. Rags you're golden!!
33:00 my fucking sides
Yoh when mauler laughs its top tier
@@Ricktofenable an ISLE OF MANN moment
XD
@@Ramsey276one isle of man was the first i ever heard mauler laugh
I remember when all the shills for this movie where making the rounds before the premiere. Then, on his channel, John Campeia said while leaving the premiere, “I’ve never been more disappointed in a movie than I am right now.”
3:35 the mouse revenge
I can say this with certainty: the second TLJ ended, I actually got the "broken heart" feeling in my chest, and never laid eyes on another SW product since. Just observe through EFAP lol.
I can only enjoy the content though the support group of friends or the vicarious observation of EFAPs internal support group.
The content it's self makes me feel miserable
"Notice I've not insulted you once. I've just said you're poisoning the well, intentionally spreading lies, have a channel built on hate, are a bad person, you're an aggressive, hyper-reactive jerk."
"But I didn't insult you once. :)"
Such bull. You know for a fact he went back over every comment he made to snake some mental gymnastics of how he could claim those aren't insults.
The second death star was 200 kilometers in diameter. We see that a SIGNIFICANT portion of the station is on the planets surface in episode 9. Let's assume 1%, why not. Even if only 1% of the volume of the station landed on the planet's surface, the force of the landing would cause an extinction level event that would not only destroy any and all wreckage that could possibly be there, but also vaporize Palpatine.....again. All sentient life would also be killed off as a neat side effect.
Edit: 160 kilometers diameter, my bad
Palpatine is like Voldemort except since he killed a planet he could use the Death Star like a horcrux. It just works
38:47 its a funny joke but also exactly the lengths ppl go to defend the absolute absurdity of the movies XD
In order for me to schill for Star Wars episode 10 they would have to make me an offer, I couldn't refuse
32:29 my favorite part
Hasan came for TL;DR
Probably one of his many "I'll leave for a few hours" streams.
1:29:11 B I L L I O O O N
This is the funniest EFAP for me just for the part where they explain Palpatine falling alone
But every time they talk about Avatar I wanna punch something
1:35 you have done that yourself!
1:21:57 *Storgasm
33:00
O
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XD
Can't wait for the premiere
3:05
Them rambling together a new story abt Creamy Sheev's ressurection makes for a better film than any sequel movie
The cope is real in this dude for real 😂😅😂😅
Beeb a LING time since I've seen Teal Deer
Beeb-a-LING!
Enough money to buy Star Wars back to answer the first question.
As for how much money Disney would give me to say that this new Star Wars thing was good? Enough to buy the franchise. I wouldn't improve or add more to it, I'll sit on it like Konami and Capcom. If a company tries to buy it from me, I'll guard it like the grave of my lords.
Wtf. Tl;dr was on this one 😱
The amount of salt that guy had for FFV is astronomical. Shame he has sooooooooooo much time to shout his narcissistic views instead of, you know, doing something more productive instead of imitating on TH-cam what he does on Twitter.
Love efap but the avatar takes are terrible
It's funny. Rags was trolling evryone by exaggerating his opinion on Avatar and then comes Wolf's insnae take who at that time was looking at everything, going "full Anita Sharkeesian", deconstructing them with an overly critical lense and reaching the conclusion that everything was shit. It is clear why he decided to leave the internet. It was rotting his brain.