The Problem With Loot Based Games
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Di-… did you use the ant lion sprite from final fantasy tactics advanced?
Meanwhile, in most shooting games you defeat an enemy who used a gun that never seemed to run out of ammo, but when you loot him either you can't take his stuff or he has very little left.
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Meanwhile, in most shooting games you defeat an enemy who used a gun that never seemed to run out of ammo, but when you loot him either you can't take his stuff or he has very little left.
I remember hearing that being a real problem the designers of the newers Deus Ex games had, where if they didn't reduce the number of lootable bullets the enemies had on them to like 1 per enemy, the game's difficulty would instantly become trivial. XD
At least when they don't have much left, you can justify it as they were only carrying slightly more ammo than what they shot at you.
Can I at least take his hat?
Of course he doesn’t have any left, he used most of it on you
@@sparkydoodle696Yeah, OP should really consider not getting shot at. That might solve the issue.
Ok, we can all agree that "The Rad Hatter" is unironically a great name for a hat store, right?
I'm surprised that someone hasn't done that already.
I'd shop there
@@SamanthaLaurier Me to my friend
the hell even if it would be called Mad Hatter and especially if it would be offering tons of crazy hats designs,i am ok with the name.
Yes yes we can
Honestly exploring the logic in video games and arcade games is pretty funny
Viva La Dirt League does a really good job in live adaptation.
@@GeezXP for some topics, animation is better, for some, live action. The new one talkiing about shanking the player while pausing wouldnt work as better in animation. This Dorkly video wouldnt work in live action. Both are needed, not that you are saying otherwise.
@@icarue993 Agreed! I was just referring them to another source of similar material in a different viewing format since they said they liked video game logic skits.
Wall chicken will always be my favorite random item in a random place.
@@misssniperella Floor ice cream gives you health!
You know if I lived in a loot based dungeon fantasy world I would take advantage of something like this
same
Exactly just keep punching your table
@@cristalmewtwo4160 And the best part is, in a lot of games, breakable objects respawn. Smash up your living room for cash, go outside, then come back in and do it all again.
Especially after the spider hit pile of gold to spawn more gold
You'd make a good isekai anime protagonist
"how many hats do you need!?"
"I liked nice things"
Every game that has cosmetics make me relatable to this spider
Now that you mention it, I haven't encounter games where you has cosmetics for the enemies.
I thought it was gonna be funny if the spiders needing the car keys, attacked the hero and got the very specific key THEY needed dropped for an enemy, as a reversal, but like how enemies drop the keys you need.
Once the health potion dropped, I thought the demon and hero were gonna start gold duping by giving the spider all the potions and letting the hero beat up the demon.
Its an antlion
@@kyleherman3963The others, with the exact same model, shoot webbing. They're spiders.
Infinite Money Glitch!
@@kyleherman3963 considering what happened in the episode, I’d say it’s a spider. But it just looks like a demon insect to me so I said demon. It doesn’t really matter.
Once the gold pile spilled more gold, part of me wanted to see if they would keep that chain going all the way out of the dungeon and into the nearest town. Of course, the royal tax collectors might not be so happy that a small village suddenly has unlimited gold, thereby rendering their main currency worth less than dirt.
Gold will always be worth less than dirt. You can not grow food with gold. Infinite gold will eventually become fatal.
I just love how at the end the spiders decided to go hat shopping together with the hero tbh. 🤣🤣🤣
my hats to the hero for going shopping together with the demon spiders lol xd
I think the perfect follow up video to this would be the logic with Boss weapons vs when you use it or when you defeat a villain/rival/boss and they join your team
Those are some really great spider sprites, and the voices for them are really cool. And it turns out they’re really helpful and cute. Also, “The Rad Hatter” is an absolutely Baller name..
It's an Antlion sprite from Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced from GBA
Dragon Quest XI shows the monsters taking over a city, turning the gladiator arena into a casino, and the monsters themselves are the main clients.
Ok i would love to have a character like this in game you beat the shit out of them and they just drop random hats.
Team Fortress 2, has hats. Just, saying.
And then a clothier in town makes a comment about how they’re worried because they haven’t seen that character in a long time after you kill them lol
Remember mmorpgs? some enemies drop armor including hats
@@ovtirc yeah but im talking one specific character that drops exclusively hats call them the hatblin
@@hegyak yrah but i gotta pay for those and you gotta play games to get crates then pay money to open said crates i will just download a skyrim mod waaaaay cheaper.
"How many hats do you NEED?!" 'I LIKE NICE THINGS!' I felt that in my soul.
I think the bards tale game explained this the best- the monsters don't drop the loot themselves, they're just the leftover remains from the person the monster ate previously~
Then this begs the question though how did the stuff they had survive in what I assume is the monster's stomach and seemingly almost perfectly intact.
Or if it was just them carrying it on them, what for it's unlikely anything the person they killed can actually be worn by them or even used by them if they are say a giant spider.
@@Burning-Twilight oh armor and stuff is always built to withstand the sturdiest strikes even if the wearer isn't, a little stomach acid isn't enough to melt down most of that loot~
@@killeing That is most likely true.
@@Burning-Twilightgold is straight up inmune to most acids
I always just used to imagine that monsters were dropping loot and money from the people they attacked and ate. It made sense, the people were digested but the valuables they were carrying weren't and when I killed the monsters it all came out of their gut. That's how I cope with loot based logic. lol
That's pretty great
I had that feeling too as well as some enemies would pillage and plunder whatever they want.
I've considered a similar idea myself at times, gold Is especially likely to save some giant monsters stomach, and it can explain why stronger monsters drop better loot/more gold. Obviously they killed more people, gold, or obviously you'd send your better equipped fighters against stronger enemies/stronger enemies would focus on stronger people.
Still wierd to kill a 3 foot enemy and see a 7 foot weapon pop out through, at that point your only shelter is to claim *magic* 👋 and call it a day.
Doesn't explain pumpkins containing rupees in Zelda!
@@coralmaynard4876 oh that's easy man! Rupees are obviously a naturally occuring mineral formation, and as such, the pumpkins simple grew around one that was partially buried in the dirt. The same way you can have a rock free garden, then it rains, and you find new rocks poking up, rupees are the same. That's why when you cut grass you find them too. They were under the grass and you simple exposed them! *Nods head decisively*
*Insert skeletor will be back with more facts meme here*
Honestly medieval gold coins actually make sense in loot games because they literally just weighed it at the register and cut it extra weight off for exact change.
No decorated coins nationwide currency needed just agreed upon amount of gold
I need more sponsored videos to have this level of love put into them!
Too many people half ass it or follow the exact same scripts 😂
The money you get from enemies, at least according to classic TTRPGs is supposed to represent harvestable things like skin, teeth, silk, etc. *that you would then sell for currency
"I just need you to give me a quick slash"
So not only is he carrying all this stuff but he also can't even access it without being hit
...Makes sense
I have to give credit to that Spider for taking 28 stab wounds without dying.
"How many hats do you need!?"
"I like nice things!"
Very relatable.
This video idea was *_gold_*
I like how the sword guy puts his swords down to understand why the spider had money
It was neat to see the spider monsters from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance!
I'm surprise someone caught that. Final Fantasy Tactics Advance was an underrated game and my favorite game of all time
Antlions if I'm not mistaken
@@zyuubimaster9438 Very few people know these games its sad
@@bazankreed7094 I know I have even hoped they bring the tactic trilogy back someday
I think the expalantion is supposed to be they found money during the invasion (or from other adventures in the dungeon, or eaten townsfolk or whatever) and just took it.
Spider demon deserves all the hats in the world
You can never have too many hats.
Robotnik sure likes hats. Even as a spider demon thing.
Best video in a long while. This one is a gem. This has to be one of the silliest things about looting games. The reverse is also extremely annoying though, like enemies not dropping the equipment they were carrying.
"HOW MANY HATS DO YOU NEED?"
"I LIKE NICE THINGS!"
really could have been followed up by knocking out a whole ton of TF2 hats.
Hats off to that Hat Store for relying on those hat-loving purple spiders to stay in business (even though the radio station that was played in said Hat Store may not have been to the purple spiders liking).
Wow, demon piñata. This makes perfect sense. Also, how big is his health? He took a lot and didn't die. He wasn't even a boss enemy.
Knight-bro's build was trash :D
Hoarders: Monster Edition.
Personally, I always thought the reason monsters were carrying gold and items is it's indigestible. The monsters ate someone and they couldn't pass the gold. Like when Sharks are cut open and you can find anything... including suits of armor!
Make sense for some monsters. ish. If we suppose their digestif system can't be clog and kill them eventually and IF they had a mouth big enough to swallow big things whole.
For a lot of monster in this kind of game it doesn't make sense. no way they could have swallow the gear you get.
wouldn't that lead to the monster dying dew to malnutrition?, like Wales and plastic. we'd be finding monster corpses full of loot everywhere if that was the case
@@JaneDoe-xi1sn Maybe they spit it out sometimes, like a Hairball
@@somebody4399 perhaps in the pots and crates the characters break open
@@JaneDoe-xi1sn Mimics are creatures disguised as chests that lure in people. If they die, they would just become regular treasure chests wouldn't they?
one of my favorite indie game lena's inception actually turned this into a plot point as monster blood naturally turns into gold when released from their bodies.
They should have shown the
Rad-Hatter
and make him look like Pimp Ratman
that would have been the perfect pun
"I like nice things!"
Me, with two bookshelves of video game plushies: "Same."
(mostly Pokemon, but also with some FNAF, Monster Hunter, and one Bowser plush mixed in)
Yes why would you carry a healing potion that helps your enemy but not yourself😂 I love it This was awesome😂
Okay, when he hit the money and money spewed up, I knew it had to be all downhill from there. That was funny.
"You're overthinking it, man" could be this channel's slogan.
So if he need to get hurt to get this stuff out of him does that mean he self harm himself a lot
The spider demon is adorable. I mean personality-wise.
I also drop coins when I hit my knee against the table :P
2:10 completely agree witj them! That hat is the one!🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
The spider saying “i like nice things” has got to be the best part for me
I never realized spiders like hats so much.
All demons are just hoarders with a bag of holding on them.
Antlion sprite from FFTA with Eggman's voice? lmao
This reminds me of a lyric from one of brentalfloss's songs "you're a squirrel that somehow has money and sometimes swords and shields"
0:18 I love how the demon is still trying to reach him during the convo 😂😂
The spider drops random stuff, but not his heart or eyes upon death somehow.
is that antlion from final fantasy tactics advance
Inflation will render those coins useless in a matter of days
I'm surprised the knights didn't kidnap the demons, lock them in a dungeon and slowly bleed them dry. Since if there kept alive you could get infinite money & stuff.
Like the detail that some of the coins got collected by the spider when he broken open the crate.
That was one of the best videos that acts as promo for a game and at the same time ridicules its tropes 😂
Demon piñata,l loved that
The spider makes me remember ff12 revenant wings.
"I like nice things!" Would be an amazing hat
There is nothing better than loot in video games.
Leeeeeeeeewt
I loved the spider! 🤣He seems cool, I wanna hang out with him.
If Kazuha from Genshin Impact resurrected in another world, he would be that spider. 🎩
The knight hanging out with the demons at the hat store is kinda wholesome.
This is how an ad should be done.
Always at the ready for more content guys🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤
Awesome that you guys made a sprite of a knight from your sponsor for this video.
One of spiders sounds like Tzeentch from Alfabusa's TTS series
0:33 neat. Never gonna get tires of it
Keep going guys😊😊😊😊
Little spider demon that likes nice things, my new best friend
you gotta do snake ripping the crotch of his pants while sneaking around some guards looking at the girlie mag on the floor...
Never heard of Dungeon Hunter 1-5
Why do I think of that one Family Guy scene with Peter and the log trap?
"Who's laughing now? I got my hat."
The spider give me final fantasy tactic advance vibe
Reece did an amazing job guys!😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤
YEAH, the monstrous enemies having health potions the human heroes can use is VERY silly. XD
am I the only one who wants to see more of hat lover spider?
That was probab,y the shortest sponsor i have ever seen. You didnt stretch it out so that its longer than the entire video, and thank you for that.
There is TOO MUCH to get, that is, BABY!
Now I realize that many HATS here are from castlevania lol
Oi, those bug creatures totally look like they came out of Final Fantasy Tactics Advace on GameBoy Advance.
well that explains why it costs 5k for a common Broadsword
Oh there so needs to be a store called the Rad Hatter
*enemy drops a super rare weapon that can one shot the boss* me: WHY WOULD YOU BRING THE ONE THING THAT CAN KILL YOUR BOSS WITH YOU THAT I CAN JUST PICK UP!?
I would love an entire series like this.
Could you guys imagine if darkly read Reddit memes, I think I’d be in heaven. Especially r/Engrish.
I think that these demon spiders are masochistic in nature if they not only carry money and items to help their enemies buy items but also heal them in order to perpetuate their collective demise.
Need 5 hearts. Kill one and 0 hearts. Kill another and grt 3.
The rad hatter is a pretty cool name for a store that sells specifically hats. Of course such a thing could not survive in the modern era.
Loved seeing the antlion sprite from ff tactics advance. Videogame logic is great lol
Yay! That spider is from final fantasy advance tactics? Antlions?
"Mmnn, yes. I have no idea why these _random animals_ are carrying 30Ğ and a magic fire ring. It shall forever remain a mystery!"
no views and commentS? let me change that
So the enemy from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance recolored.
Is that a CD with a pizza on the album cover?
0:54 Only Pokémon,Mario,Sonic and Smash Bros. Has that Logic.🌌🎮 💰💰💰
Rad Hatter is actually a thing! Lmao
"Rad Hatter Party Hats And Event Entertainment - If you are looking for event entertainment you have come to the right place. Our custom Rad Hatter party hats experience is the #1 place to meet all of your event entertainment needs."
Finding resurrection and healing items laying around in a undead stage or hell type level.
Neet.
"I LIKE NICE THINGS!!!"
I miss when your videos werent just ads
How about keep heal and slash the spider for gold farming ?