You are literally the only person on TH-cam that makes me laugh out loud…while I’m alone…multiple times per video! Please keep being your wonderful hilarious self!!
You're the only person that is making me feel better in my life right now. My mom passed Nov. 2023 and I can't enjoy shit like I did but Jordaline, you are my Savior. 🖤🖤🖤
Tiffany, Brad and Colby are all improvements on the actual names in the book - Rachel, Miles and Tate...like seriously. Hallmark of CoHo books - super weird names (Lily Bloom, Ryle, Verity, Atlas, etc)
Your description of Episode Thirteen exactly depicts my feelings about The Guest by Emma Cline. I was living, laughing, loving and then the ending just sh*t the bed. I read it months ago and I am still so salty about it. I may need extra therapy to get over the disappointment.
I feel like the algorithm brought me this because you said my name so many times and I am so happy. Lol as a Tiffany, I am not that girl but I did subscribe.
@@piyalichowdhury4438 wasn't looking at the screen and was just listening and legit thought someone else said my name the first time lol. Heard it fully the second time and could not stop laughing about being spoken to directly 😂
😂 you are so much fun! Every video, not just when you're drunk. I love your whole vibe and now I want to make a video about this book I read in 2023 that was an absolute dumpster fire!
The end of this video gives that scene from The Joker when he's doing a wonderful standup comedy performance in his head and is basically laughing maniacally the whole time in real life. I'm here for it.
girl PREACH. kate alice marshall is one of my all-time favorite authors for her YA novels, and she's testing where she wants to go with adult thrillers and it's....not working yet. what lies in the woods and no one can know both disappointed so heavily, they're some of my lowest rated of their years. if you're ever feeling into a supernatural thriller, do give her YA a try (spooks, horror, lesbians)!! highly recommend these fleeting shadows especially, and the narrow is a close second for my fave. you're iconic, keep being you
I don't normally take books off my tbr if I hear bad reviews (still excited to read Episode Thirteen) but what you said about Hidden Pictures was more than enough to convince me that I'll hateeeee it
I read The Creeper in 2022 and I absolutely despised it, one of the worst books I ever read. The ending wasn't worth it. Glad to see Jordaline spared herself lol
Jordaline, you are the best! I just had the worst day at work, came home and drank right along with you as I watched this video. You made me laugh so hard! You give honest reviews with no sugar coating and I appreciate that. You are not only hilarious but also an amazing person! Thank you for all you do 😺
Ive literally been in a book slump since August and I still am obsessed with your channel lolol even though I'm like... I'm not reading right now. Loving this video.
Yassss drunk roast 🤪🥳😂loving the thumbnail 😍this was so funny,glowing rod 🤣,loved it when you said the books should be lost in the woods and burnt 🤣🤣definitely removing these from my tbr especially Jason 😡that berry blast looks 😋 x
I was recommended this video since I've been watching a loooot of book content. I am 3 minutes in and I'm smashing that sub button because her vibe is on point.
I’ve read Nod and we all died screaming one. Totally agree, feel gross reading them both. They were also on my worst of 2023. Also, love drunk Jordaline! lol 😂 you’re so funny girly!
thank you for dragging Hidden Pictures, it's so hard to convince randos how fucking transphobic it is because it's transphobia is literally like the last 30 pages or so. I listened to the audio book and I was much like you-thinking that "that sounded a little off, but maybe it's a one time thing" and getting needled. By the end, I was floored and pissed. I read it for a local library book meet...I did not attend it after reading this.
Hell Bent wasn't as good as Ninth House imo either. Ninth House lives rent free in my head. She did make Alex canonically bi with like one throwaway line about Alex and Hellie in bed together. I lived for all the longing she felt for Hellie stretched over the books. I like Darlington as a character but he and Alex don't seem to have much chemistry and Dawes is just too awkward and mousy of a character for me to appreciate. While I did still really enjoy Hell Bent, I can def concede your points!
The way jordaline says called in with such confidence when I think it’s dialled in, has me sent 😂. Also, this is my fav jordaline! Drink, snorts, gags and yaks. Be mine ❤ hahah xx
Hi, it me 02:00 into the video - it is wild that some people still get pissed at other people about their book opinions. Babes! It's nothing personal, if you like something - great! But let me hate it if I want to.
Jordaline: gets drunk. Jordaline: spits the most poignant shit about horror books and hope. 🖤
Hear me out.
Once a month: 'Tipsy time with Jordaline'
Where you go absolutely INNNNNN on certain books, manga and authors
I would love this 😂
Isn’t Ugly Love the one that has the line “we both laugh at our son’s giant balls.”?! 😅
Yes, I’ve watched many rants/summaries of this book 😂 and that line is literally right before a car crash
@@eszemaszeszedI’ll admit though it was SUCH an easy read though lmaoooo
Not reading Colleen Hoover is self care
Ya lol 😆
'I wish every copy of this book lied in the woods' 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know, I was dying!! This was so great!!
My s***bag of an exhusband is named Jason so hate on the name all you want. I'm here for it. 👏
You are literally the only person on TH-cam that makes me laugh out loud…while I’m alone…multiple times per video! Please keep being your wonderful hilarious self!!
Thank you for the hidden pictures slander omg, I have no idea how this won 2022 horror goodreads choice awards
honestly this should be called slay of 2023 bc ur slaying this look
“Blue’s Clues...”
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🤣
"Sometimes people like bad things." 🤣😂
Drunk worst of videos are the new standard!! Love, Tiffany 😂
'Even if you're the worst you're still beautiful' Thanks babes 🖤
Not "house of leaves for poor people"😂😂 jordaline is such an iconic queen in every video fr
I am LOVING her commentary 😂 I discovered her videos today and I’m so happy
You're the only person that is making me feel better in my life right now. My mom passed Nov. 2023 and I can't enjoy shit like I did but Jordaline, you are my Savior. 🖤🖤🖤
ok but the smirnoff berry blast ASMR? living
Listen… Dawes was out there making soup for Alex REGULARLY. That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.
Tiffany, Brad and Colby are all improvements on the actual names in the book - Rachel, Miles and Tate...like seriously. Hallmark of CoHo books - super weird names (Lily Bloom, Ryle, Verity, Atlas, etc)
Crazy that Rachel's husband at the end of the books name is actually Brad lol
Your description of Episode Thirteen exactly depicts my feelings about The Guest by Emma Cline. I was living, laughing, loving and then the ending just sh*t the bed. I read it months ago and I am still so salty about it. I may need extra therapy to get over the disappointment.
Oh noooo I have Episode Thirteen and I haven't read it yet 😢
another day, another video where i am jumpscared by jordaline saying my name repeatedly as the audience stand in name (i love u)
Two player Jumanji 😂😂
I’ve never wanted my name to be Tiffany so badly!😂
I feel like the algorithm brought me this because you said my name so many times and I am so happy. Lol as a Tiffany, I am not that girl but I did subscribe.
Tiffany rules supreme here
Aaaaaaaaa I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@piyalichowdhury4438 wasn't looking at the screen and was just listening and legit thought someone else said my name the first time lol. Heard it fully the second time and could not stop laughing about being spoken to directly 😂
Ok but this thumbnail. 🤩
I can confirm you were serving in the best possible way while also making me feel like you were speaking directly to me 😂.
😂 you are so much fun! Every video, not just when you're drunk. I love your whole vibe and now I want to make a video about this book I read in 2023 that was an absolute dumpster fire!
Me being new here and understanding my name is now Tiffany. 🤣🤣🤣 Loved this video!
This was so freaking entertaining! Thank you for a Friday evening (Europe time) well spent Jordaline! 🎉💞
Jordaline, you are absolutely my spirit animal-
And yessss…the added romance crap always sucks!! 🤨
To be honest, if there was a retirement home called Old Bitches House I'd sign up to live there right now 🔥
😆 Same!
Wake up babe the yearly Jordaline book roast dropped!!! These are always some of my fave videos of yours, they're so entertaining to watch!! ❤❤❤
You explaining the plot of Ugly Love:
My reaction went from: 😂..🤨😦..🤢
The end of this video gives that scene from The Joker when he's doing a wonderful standup comedy performance in his head and is basically laughing maniacally the whole time in real life. I'm here for it.
You are the Kennny J. D. of books❤
No, Jason, no! I’m not really fucking with Jesus right now 😂
girl PREACH. kate alice marshall is one of my all-time favorite authors for her YA novels, and she's testing where she wants to go with adult thrillers and it's....not working yet. what lies in the woods and no one can know both disappointed so heavily, they're some of my lowest rated of their years. if you're ever feeling into a supernatural thriller, do give her YA a try (spooks, horror, lesbians)!! highly recommend these fleeting shadows especially, and the narrow is a close second for my fave. you're iconic, keep being you
"Took a shit on his own book"?!?! I am dying 🤣🤣🤣
Actually I never want you to do a positive review again. Only drunk drags going forward.
Ever since this video, whether or not booktubers like hidden pictures has been my litmus test for whether I trust them or not lmao.
Your thumbnail is DOPE!!!🔥🔥🔥
I am being very sincere when I say this: I feel like you could do stand up comedy! You absolutely slaaaaaay
I don't normally take books off my tbr if I hear bad reviews (still excited to read Episode Thirteen) but what you said about Hidden Pictures was more than enough to convince me that I'll hateeeee it
More tipsy reviews please 😂 this was so fun 💕
Not Tiffany everytime😂😂😂
I read The Creeper in 2022 and I absolutely despised it, one of the worst books I ever read. The ending wasn't worth it. Glad to see Jordaline spared herself lol
Jordaline, you are the best! I just had the worst day at work, came home and drank right along with you as I watched this video. You made me laugh so hard! You give honest reviews with no sugar coating and I appreciate that. You are not only hilarious but also an amazing person! Thank you for all you do 😺
Ive literally been in a book slump since August and I still am obsessed with your channel lolol even though I'm like... I'm not reading right now. Loving this video.
I've never read a Colleen Hoover book and after this summary - review - I CANNOT!! lol
Your drink matched the Ugly Love cover! A Coho vlog with a drink (and tongue) to match the color of each cover sounds like a good time to me.
Yassss drunk roast 🤪🥳😂loving the thumbnail 😍this was so funny,glowing rod 🤣,loved it when you said the books should be lost in the woods and burnt 🤣🤣definitely removing these from my tbr especially Jason 😡that berry blast looks 😋 x
Gosh, I missed your face. I need to rejoin your Patreon now that I’m not working full time. I miss your sprints. Bring all this energy.
Happy New Year Jordaline! 🎆🎇🎊🎉🎈🍾🥂 Is that berry blast good?
The hidden pictures review is everything I’ve ever needed in life 🤣🤣🤣
I was recommended this video since I've been watching a loooot of book content. I am 3 minutes in and I'm smashing that sub button because her vibe is on point.
I’ve read Nod and we all died screaming one. Totally agree, feel gross reading them both. They were also on my worst of 2023.
Also, love drunk Jordaline! lol 😂 you’re so funny girly!
thank you for dragging Hidden Pictures, it's so hard to convince randos how fucking transphobic it is because it's transphobia is literally like the last 30 pages or so. I listened to the audio book and I was much like you-thinking that "that sounded a little off, but maybe it's a one time thing" and getting needled. By the end, I was floored and pissed.
I read it for a local library book meet...I did not attend it after reading this.
Hell Bent wasn't as good as Ninth House imo either. Ninth House lives rent free in my head. She did make Alex canonically bi with like one throwaway line about Alex and Hellie in bed together. I lived for all the longing she felt for Hellie stretched over the books. I like Darlington as a character but he and Alex don't seem to have much chemistry and Dawes is just too awkward and mousy of a character for me to appreciate. While I did still really enjoy Hell Bent, I can def concede your points!
I’m not even halfway through this video and i feel confident in saying this is my favorite thing I have ever watched. Love you, Tiffany
"So, that's the first book." I just lost it 😂
Edit: This video was so entertaining.
The way jordaline says called in with such confidence when I think it’s dialled in, has me sent 😂. Also, this is my fav jordaline! Drink, snorts, gags and yaks. Be mine ❤ hahah xx
dear lord I needed this today! thank you for blessing my timeline with your magnificent, hilarious, giving-me-life commentary.
Hi, it me 02:00 into the video - it is wild that some people still get pissed at other people about their book opinions. Babes! It's nothing personal, if you like something - great! But let me hate it if I want to.
Being addressed as Tiffany has made me happier than it should’ve, I think. Lol
Drunk Jordaline - Jordaline in general is my person 🤣
I really liked Hidden Pictures…what was transphobic about it? They made the child the other gender for a reason…? Did I miss something?
How about not invalidating someone's experience.
I have zero desire to read Ugly Love, but this made my day 😅
"I wish every copy of this lied in the woods. In a little pit.... called fire pit!" 😂
Nearly all these books I rated super low. Your description of Episode Thirteen was SPOT ON!!!! This was so entertaining 😂 You’re amazing!!❤
I'm not surprised about Hellbent... You seemed super disappointed and frustrated with the book
Hidden Pictures aka Dog Whistles the novel 😂
House of Leaves for poor people 😂
So glad I didn’t pick up Hidden Pictures 🤢
this thumbnail is so good 👌🏻
THE ASMR AT THE BEGINNING 🎉
I seriously love your videos, they bring me so much joy 😄
the what lies in the woods segment was my fave with the i don't mean tha-- 😯 lmfao i also hated that book
I was like “Yass have your opinions” and then you got to The Only One Left and audibly gasped lol
One of the best videos ever made I’m dying this is wonderful ❤
I totally agree with you on Riley Sager
God I can’t wait for the 2024 book roast 😂
“Hi, welcome back to my… barbecue” lmao I love you.
I love you, coke and books. ❤
It’s the makeup on the hands for me… I feel so seen
The Hidden Picture rant gave me life for 2024. I cannot still believe it won goodreads choice award. Bonkers.
Just found your channel and this is my first video of yours I'm watching... I am definitely subscribing. You are my people. LOL
Every time you make my day!!!😂
You are so funny
It's so bad your brain purges the memories of the books
This made my entire day !!! Also the thumbnail 😂❤
Your drink reminded me of Percy Jackson 😄
Mean Jordaline gives me life 😘
YES!!!!!!! Ah exhale, now 2024 my proceed! I enjoyed this one!
We need roasts from you more often 😂
i LIVE for this video every year
rewatching this months later bc it's still so fucking funny
Yeah. That thumbnail.🔥❤
my name is tiffany now
Great video. ☕❄️📚🥂🎊
This was so funny and real. PLEASE! I love this
You're really articulate even while being drunk.
I love when people roast Ugly Love. It’s my favorite thing ever.