Segal's first few movies were fine, he just couldn't let it go once he got out of shape. People don't seem to remember Above the Law or Out for Justice, just the crappier ones he made later.
I will give him some credit. Steven can shoot. No joke. He definitely is decent at shooting guns in real life. When he was doing that cringe cop show he had to spend time at the range, and he definitely can shoot. So thats like the only thing he has going for him.
My personal favorite martial arts celebrity, and has been since i met him as a kid at a martial arts tournament, is jason david frank. The guy who played Tommy/Green/white/red power ranger. Lol. I am not kidding. Believe it or not the guy was stacked in martial arts. 1st dan Black Belt in Shotokan Karate Black Belt in Wado-ryu Karate Black Belt in Taekwondo Black Belt in Judo Purple Belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Ajarn Degree in Muay Thai. His mma record was 5 wins 0 loses. 3 by submission and 2 by knock out. When i met him as a kid he gave us a motivational power rangers speech, and then showed us some stuff. I personally would not like to be kicked by him. He can kick the living crap out of you. Say good bye to your shins. He was a good guy too. Kinda like a newer chuck norris as far as good man, and not like the crap coming out of Hollywood these days. A decent role model to kids. Steven Seagal is not a role model
Oh ya, Segall's ego will never allow him to believe that he's being parodied. He will see it as praise or admiration for his amazing abilities he thinks he has
Pretty much. Keanu is one of the few actors I would be shocked if they were really a serial killer(though after john wick he definitely has the skills)
@@accidentalgenius8252 The beauty and brilliance of Keanu is that we don't actually know who or what he supports. Everyone is free to and damn sure will, fill in whatever they WANT to believe.
My favourite Steven Seagal anecdote will always be the one about him at some party in Florida with a bunch of other Hollywood action stars (and Madonna) and he talked smack about Jean Claude Van Damme, who wasn't going to put up with his shit for a second and demanded him to square up, only for Seagal to bail out and spend the rest of the night dodging JCVD, who was actively trying to challenge him to a fight, all around Miami 😂
JCVD is legit, and I have no doubt he’d drop him. My favorite is the one where Seagal told notes Judo expert Gene Labell that he couldn’t be choked out, Gene proceeded to choke him out immediately where then Steven evacuated his bowels.
This right here. There's no recording of this, which is a shame, but more people collaborate this story than any of Seagal's life achievements.@@SunsetBebop
Short of larping as a police officer, Keanu Reeves is literally everything Steven Seagal pretends to be. - A man that's lived a life of integrity and humility. - Is well educated on eastern philosophy and is a practitioner of martial arts. - Has a multitude of life experiences and skills from a variety of different aspects of life. - Has suffered real and severe loss that tempered his will and made him into an even better man on the other side of grief. - Has been around long enough and with good enough reputation to have the almost unanimous respect of his peers. - Is considered "cool" by the younger generation, and also secretly knows all the cool people in Hollywood like Tony Hawk or Snoop Dog. - Is considered by fans both young and old to be simultaneously "inspiring" yet "badass" Seagal thinks he's all of these things, but isn't a single one of them. Keanu is too humble to agree with any of them, but for him, they're all true.
If Segal sees what you guys are capable you're going to get a real offer from him. No one has ever worked that hard to make him look authentic and you managed it inspite of his pitiful effort. Impressive guys.
16:04 - this is one of the funniest clips and concepts I’ve ever seen. The idea of shooting while scooting around in a chair is hilarious. I’d love to see a scene where he clears a building only in a chair. Then he takes the elevator to get to the next floor and starts taking people out. Would also be funny to do something similar to the Captain America elevator scene, where everything is chill and Seagal is in a chair and everyone turns on him but he takes everyone out sitting down.
A full fight in a chair is lazy in a Segal movie. But would be pretty amazing in a Jackie Chan movie. With his slapstick and use of the environment. Could be something like a bomb in the chair that goes off when he stands up, so all of it happens sitting.
I'm so glad you guys called out Space Ice, his hate of Steven, countered by his love for JCVD speaks to my action movie nostalgia of a by gone era. JCVD deserves more love.
Hell, there are a few schmaltzy action stars I really love. In addition to JCVD there's the Dolphin and MJ, to just name 2. Seagal is just one of those self-published people, just needs to see his name on a DVD box. He's not really a movie star at all. There's like an infinite number of those. He is like the avatar of Hollywood self-love.
@@Goozalo you gotta start with the interviews and testimonies of other celebrities. You then move to the movies - don’t watch them fully, watch reviews of them on youtube and spare the pain. Then move to Seagal generated content like the AMA, the energy drink commercial, the weird native book, the police show or the blues albums. Finally, you can then watch videos of him being a complete loser while dancing, teaching cops how to stop school shooters, practicing Aikido and shmoozing with dictators. Then your seagalogy training will be complete.
I am an older man. Once a Segal fan from the old days. Also a John Wick fan. I gotta tell you, you guys killed this preview. One of the best things that I have seen. Very good job boys.
I loved the plot and story line... A man who sat all the time, even when he fought he stayed sitting until his chair was ruined, he stood up for the first time and his enemies shat their pants.
The cgi of Seagal running has to be the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. I nearly blew Pepsi out my nose at that scene. I’m all in on watching John Thick!
I consider myself a Seagalogist, having closely followed his films and business endeavours. You did an excellent job of summarising why Steven Seagal is both one of the most awful yet fascinating human beings alive. I would pay a lot more to watch this movie, fantastic work 🙏
@delta250a uh... no... he stopped being ok long before that. Joining "ruzzia" as you call it is whatever compared to how he abuses the people he works with and mistreatment of women. You gotta reevaluate your values if simply "ruzzia" is your criteria.
@@araponi3590 well someone paid 1.5 billion to see his 23 movies; tell us about your career; at the very least you can keep a full time career and a family right?
I love his recent Steven Seagal movie he reviewed with some good jokes like “Due to the funeral being next to a school, Seagal has to stand 100 feet away” and “Some concerned parents confront Seagal”
You guys put way too much heart and soul into the stupidest ideas, and I'm here for every second. Please don't stop doing this shit, I couldn't imagine a world without it.
This video started off great, and then when you tried to think of "what would Steven Seagal value the most, what brings him most comfort?" and you take his chair and plan to smash it up, that was priceless! Because it was soooo true. Great video guys! Awesome skills and talent, tremendous work - Thank you
This is pure win guys, impressed you had so many fresh ideas thrown in like the helmet and the crack, also if you do it again you need a collab with Space ice where he narrates.
As someone who watched at least half a dozen Seagal movies on rented VHS tapes and pretty much picked up on all of those things that you talked about more than 30 years ago: The run, the slap fighting, the bad acting... I would not watch a serious version of this movie with him in it... But I'd probably watch a hilarious parody made by you guys, hands down, great work!
Keanu is such a nice guy he'd actually feel bad about the way they're tearing into Seagal... but he wouldn't say it aloud though, he's classy like that.
The thing about Keanu is that he did a bunch of the stunts plus he also trained a lot with weapons at ranges. He’s one of the only big actors I know that did this much gun training. So yeah I think he made the franchise.
See the one thing you forget is Steven Seagal has been a double blackbelt aikido master for 67 years and trained with many masters of the old school arts at respected dojos across the world, my man
@@TheOGJeff - Seriously, Steven Seagal really apprenticed in Japan at the a very you age to master Aikido, which is quite tough and difficult practice to do in the 70’s and 80’s specially for a foreigner. Aikido is another branch of Ju Jitsu that MMA uses, and the Aikido that Seagal learned is the raw old school one unlike the one they taught today. He became so proficient in it, that Japanese government use as to do demonstration matches to promote Japanese culture. Even, the John Wick tactical gun handling are first done by Steven Seagal in his early movies. Just admit that Keanu Reeves is very dedicated actor that he would go through the hard work to learn gun handling and martial-arts required to make his movies believable. But, he still just an actor not a master. People only now remember Steven Seagal as that fat walking meme who now makes terrible thro-away films here and there that so full himself, no one remembering he once a very young thin and lanky serious martial artists in Japan that spends a considerable amount of life to master, at a time when being foreigner is quite difficult and grueling. So for me I respect him to the man he once was, not the man he is today.
I'm so excited for this. I'm so happy treating Seagal like a joke is gaining popularity. I was literally watching Space Ice before coming here. I feel like his videos probably gave them the idea to do this. 😂😂
typical normie lying and/or genuinely lacking in understanding historical context or memory. he didn't star in forgetful movies in the 90s, he was one of the box office draws of the late 80s early 90s. don't lie just to bolster your narrative, give an objective assessment. he only started failing in the late 90s
This is incredible. So good to see a Space Ice colab. I hate Steven Seagul so much, and yet, you managed to make something with him in it that I would watch without choking on my own vomit. Well done cool people
Watching this super late, as my coworker sleeps, and trying not to laugh is the hardest thing I’ve ever done in life. I feel like I’m harnessing my inner Seagal
omg I LOVE SPACE ICE!!!! seeing him referenced somewhere else is sooo surreal!!!! he definitely does sit through all the painful films and gives it to us in such an easy to digest and hilarious way! his frustration increasing as the video goes by is also anther thing i love about him XD yay!!! space ice, you are being known around the youtube block!!!
Thanks guys for giving SPACEICE the credit he deserves. He has sacrificed his time energy and the will to live, all just to watch every SEGAL movie. SPACEICE aside from giving us hilarious Steven Segal movie reviews he also reviews other awesome action flicks. He reviews allot of JCVD movies, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Sylvester Stallone, and of course the GOAT Nicolas Cage. I've watched every single one of his Reviews and I implore anyone who hasn't seen his movie reviews to watch at least one ASAP. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.
I love Space Ice. I was really hoping you'd have taken a look at his videos to just see how crazy the movies are/were, and glad to see them mentioned. The trailer was WAY better than I expected. Honestly, it just reminds me of the parody movie space we are missing more and more. One last thing, I noticed a lack of JCVD dancing in a bar and doing the splits.... were you planning on cutting that out of the John wick series for artistic reasons or just forgot to put it back in?
I'm glad You gave space ice a shout out Because that channel should have a lot more attention It is 1 of the best channels on Steven seagal, hands down
You guys are geniuses in your craft AND marketing. I'd make an exception going to the movie theater I boycott to see full length movie on a date night. Props to Space Ice for being the true hero in the story.
This has to be the funniest thing I've ever watched on TH-cam. The Steven-walk got me big time! First time I see a video of you guys. It simply checks all the boxes: creativity, comedy, tutorial-like video. Mad respect! Keep up the great work!
Okay, so I've watched this episode a second time now, and I will watch it even more. It's hilarious! But hear me out: Yes, Keanu needs to be in this movie, but, like the legend Keanu is, I thought of the perfect role for him. Make Keanu the guy who offers his life to be Steven's new chair. I don't know why but I think this is the perfect part for the kindest man alive. Imagine Keanu on his hands and knees, literally offering his body to function as the new chair for the biggest douche alive. Like this comment if you think this needs to happen. I think it does!
@@theNimboo Loopholes. It's legal based off of the term "Fair Use". He is just criticizing the videos which is 100% legal. He's basically teaching us how bad Seagal sucks, that's "Fair Use" as well. Thank you Sensei Ice
Laughed out loud when his pants fell down. You guys are ace. Loved the whole show. It's like Mythbusters but you take the piss out of Steven Seagull. He's a knob.
Use me as the “buy a ticket” button 🎟️
🎟 pog
🎟 I'll take them all 🎟
unless i see full frontal too i'm gonna need a refund
i need me a ticket 🎟️
This idea of Steven Seagal in john wick would make for a great spoof.
The fact that Steven probably thinks to himself “I could do that” every time he watches one of these movies makes it even better
Segal's first few movies were fine, he just couldn't let it go once he got out of shape. People don't seem to remember Above the Law or Out for Justice, just the crappier ones he made later.
I will give him some credit. Steven can shoot. No joke. He definitely is decent at shooting guns in real life. When he was doing that cringe cop show he had to spend time at the range, and he definitely can shoot. So thats like the only thing he has going for him.
My personal favorite martial arts celebrity, and has been since i met him as a kid at a martial arts tournament, is jason david frank. The guy who played Tommy/Green/white/red power ranger.
Lol. I am not kidding. Believe it or not the guy was stacked in martial arts.
1st dan Black Belt in Shotokan Karate
Black Belt in Wado-ryu Karate
Black Belt in Taekwondo
Black Belt in Judo
Purple Belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
Ajarn Degree in Muay Thai.
His mma record was 5 wins 0 loses. 3 by submission and 2 by knock out.
When i met him as a kid he gave us a motivational power rangers speech, and then showed us some stuff. I personally would not like to be kicked by him. He can kick the living crap out of you. Say good bye to your shins.
He was a good guy too. Kinda like a newer chuck norris as far as good man, and not like the crap coming out of Hollywood these days. A decent role model to kids.
Steven Seagal is not a role model
Oh ya, Segall's ego will never allow him to believe that he's being parodied. He will see it as praise or admiration for his amazing abilities he thinks he has
You're wrong. What he actually thinks is: "I could do that... but better."
Keanu and Seagal are basically the exact opposite.
Thanks for the comedy 😂
Yes steven being a big putin supporter
Pretty much. Keanu is one of the few actors I would be shocked if they were really a serial killer(though after john wick he definitely has the skills)
@@accidentalgenius8252 The beauty and brilliance of Keanu is that we don't actually know who or what he supports. Everyone is free to and damn sure will, fill in whatever they WANT to believe.
not really bet making john wick they looked at all the martial arts movies even the comedy arts of steven seagul lol
I love that his tomatometer just went from dropping every movie to critics not even bothering reviewing it.
Space ice took one for the team. The torture he went through for humanity just to bring us all those funny videos? He deserves a medal.
Hell yeah, his videos are hilarious 🤣
He does 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God bless Space Ice. One day humanity will erect a statue in his name.
Don't forgot Redeye Review's that also did a lot of his movies and his cop show Law man.
Steven Seagal as John Wick is so good it can save the puppy in John Wick 1.
My favourite Steven Seagal anecdote will always be the one about him at some party in Florida with a bunch of other Hollywood action stars (and Madonna) and he talked smack about Jean Claude Van Damme, who wasn't going to put up with his shit for a second and demanded him to square up, only for Seagal to bail out and spend the rest of the night dodging JCVD, who was actively trying to challenge him to a fight, all around Miami 😂
JCVD is legit, and I have no doubt he’d drop him.
My favorite is the one where Seagal told notes Judo expert Gene Labell that he couldn’t be choked out, Gene proceeded to choke him out immediately where then Steven evacuated his bowels.
@@SunsetBebopWhy do people keep spreading fake, disproved stories? Does no one care about actual facts?
This right here. There's no recording of this, which is a shame, but more people collaborate this story than any of Seagal's life achievements.@@SunsetBebop
U watc too much YT.
@@fkb123123and you seems to have the inability to form a proper grammar.
Your VFX team were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. 😂
2 weeks from now we are going to have a Velocisegal! And the end of life as we know it on earth.
*'Jeff Goldblum lowering sunglasses at giant pile of shit' gif
Lmfao
They definitely should 🤪🤣😂
Let's add GoldBloom as the concierge
I love that they included actual footage of him flinching like crazy while shooting.
You just don't understand, he's tac'd up
@@brandonthomas6862ticky-tacked up 😂😂😂
Lol, I do that when I shoot. Guns are loud.
@@proletariennenaturiste you are supposed to practice to overcome this. He claims to be experienced with firearms.
It's pretty wild to see the difference in professionalism.. Keanu works his ass off at the range and it shows..
"If you run you die."
Absolutely hilarious
how did you get to that part already? you had 3 minutes
why did you skip[
@@carpty6252 is skipping illegal?
The quick shot of the heart monitor really sells it without ruining the flow of the trailer
@@Legendaryium yes it is
Short of larping as a police officer, Keanu Reeves is literally everything Steven Seagal pretends to be.
- A man that's lived a life of integrity and humility.
- Is well educated on eastern philosophy and is a practitioner of martial arts.
- Has a multitude of life experiences and skills from a variety of different aspects of life.
- Has suffered real and severe loss that tempered his will and made him into an even better man on the other side of grief.
- Has been around long enough and with good enough reputation to have the almost unanimous respect of his peers.
- Is considered "cool" by the younger generation, and also secretly knows all the cool people in Hollywood like Tony Hawk or Snoop Dog.
- Is considered by fans both young and old to be simultaneously "inspiring" yet "badass"
Seagal thinks he's all of these things, but isn't a single one of them.
Keanu is too humble to agree with any of them, but for him, they're all true.
I love Space Ice. His hate for Steven Seagal is legendary and hilarious. You must get him to narrate the trailer.
He's too based for these liberal soyboys.
He's funny as hell, Steven Sagal is so baba yaga he scares yaga himself to creep inside itself to eat a cookie.
Space ice is the GOAT.
@decayedparadigm The hilarious mix up of Baba Yaga as the Boogeyman rather than an old lady witch is 100% something Seagull would have done.
Space Ice is the best lol
If Segal sees what you guys are capable you're going to get a real offer from him. No one has ever worked that hard to make him look authentic and you managed it inspite of his pitiful effort. Impressive guys.
Turning down Steven Segeal will be one of the proudest moments of their lives.
@@concept5631true.
So, you're saying, they make Steven Segal look even more like Steven Segal? 🤣
@@67kemo like Steven Segal looks in his dreams. 🤣
That would be like getting an offer from Trump to be one of his attorneys. You'd be attaching your name to shit, and you ain't gonna get paid.
The run Seagal does with his arm windmilling is exactly how my oldest daughter ran when she was a toddler. Brings back memories and laughs.
Congrats your child can be the next big action star apparently
Stevie needs that extra propulsion
Strangely enough, that's also exactly how Raheem Sterling (English football/soccer player) runs.
So Steven seagal runs like a baby girl?😂
He runs like the anime girl.
16:04 - this is one of the funniest clips and concepts I’ve ever seen. The idea of shooting while scooting around in a chair is hilarious. I’d love to see a scene where he clears a building only in a chair. Then he takes the elevator to get to the next floor and starts taking people out.
Would also be funny to do something similar to the Captain America elevator scene, where everything is chill and Seagal is in a chair and everyone turns on him but he takes everyone out sitting down.
A full fight in a chair is lazy in a Segal movie.
But would be pretty amazing in a Jackie Chan movie. With his slapstick and use of the environment.
Could be something like a bomb in the chair that goes off when he stands up, so all of it happens sitting.
That's the part that stuck out to me!
Guys, you have a future in adding Steven to ANY franchise. All Hail Space Ice!
I really hope space ice sees this
space ice is a legend....SEGALLLLL COMOOOON 😂😂😂😂
Space ice, I fcking love that guy
Score: Keanu ∞ Seagal -∞
@@seditiouswalrus 😂 😂 😂
I'm so glad you guys called out Space Ice, his hate of Steven, countered by his love for JCVD speaks to my action movie nostalgia of a by gone era. JCVD deserves more love.
Hell, there are a few schmaltzy action stars I really love. In addition to JCVD there's the Dolphin and MJ, to just name 2. Seagal is just one of those self-published people, just needs to see his name on a DVD box. He's not really a movie star at all. There's like an infinite number of those. He is like the avatar of Hollywood self-love.
@@afreezaphorogiancossack2194couldn't have said it better myself 😆 😂 🤣....
Shoutout to Space Ice, he managed to make Segal watchable, which is a near impossible thing to do.
I absolutely love Space Ice!
OMG you already showed how you made Him running from the beginning, I knew it was coming and I still laugh my ass off 😂 it’s pure gold Steven!
That was 19 minutes and 24 seconds of my life I do not want back! A 2-hour version of this would be divine
Same brother. Same. 😂❤
As a self-proclaimed Seagalogist, I love this video because it shows just how bonkers this man is.
where did you study, and how do may someone adquire that kind of knowledge?
steven seagal aka world's biggest fan of putin... Not something I would like to study tbf
@@Goozalo you gotta start with the interviews and testimonies of other celebrities. You then move to the movies - don’t watch them fully, watch reviews of them on youtube and spare the pain. Then move to Seagal generated content like the AMA, the energy drink commercial, the weird native book, the police show or the blues albums. Finally, you can then watch videos of him being a complete loser while dancing, teaching cops how to stop school shooters, practicing Aikido and shmoozing with dictators. Then your seagalogy training will be complete.
@@sbel6626pretty awesome summary ...but leaves out the term "copaganda" 😂😂😂
@@Goozalo Not from Keanu Reeves movies, but from old straight to DVD. Some might consider it.......unnatural.
I am an older man. Once a Segal fan from the old days. Also a John Wick fan. I gotta tell you, you guys killed this preview. One of the best things that I have seen. Very good job boys.
the fact you’re a segal fan just destroyed any credibility you have
@@KimoKimochiiI doubt anyone cares that much.
@@KimoKimochii I'm a segal "fan" because I enjoy watching his shitty movies and laughing at them, same thing with niel breen
@@KimoKimochii the fact that you came here to troll instead of offer any valid commentary destroyed any credibility you have
@@legend7951 think you need to look up the definition of “fan”
Space Ice is the goat in "make absolutly shitty movies epic entertaining" this guy is a hidden gem on youtube
I think this is where they are getting some of their material
Yeah I just found him, watched like 10 of his videos and now I am here.
its actually crazy to think that people only come to his channel to watch his clips about absolute trash movies lol
@@donchen6856He’s genuinely my favorite narrator in all of YT rn lol
I loved the plot and story line... A man who sat all the time, even when he fought he stayed sitting until his chair was ruined, he stood up for the first time and his enemies shat their pants.
No, he shat their pants
@@nagitokomaeda161lol Skidmarked for death
The cgi of Seagal running has to be the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen. I nearly blew Pepsi out my nose at that scene. I’m all in on watching John Thick!
😂
Steven Seagal doing the museum shootout while sitting down in an office chair, had me screaming with laughter!
A man named Space Ice...... GOD BLESS YOU FOR ACKNOWLEGING HIM!
I love how Niko is like the wise kung fu master at the end of it all, dishing out the wisdom of craft over idea.
I consider myself a Seagalogist, having closely followed his films and business endeavours. You did an excellent job of summarising why Steven Seagal is both one of the most awful yet fascinating human beings alive. I would pay a lot more to watch this movie, fantastic work 🙏
He truly is an enigma
He was OK until he became an enemy by joining ruzzia.
@delta250a uh... no... he stopped being ok long before that. Joining "ruzzia" as you call it is whatever compared to how he abuses the people he works with and mistreatment of women. You gotta reevaluate your values if simply "ruzzia" is your criteria.
@@Tigatron1448 I stopped watching his films years and years ago. I only recently found out about what he did after seeing him in ruzzia.
@@Tigatron1448 I guess I should have said I thought he was OK until then. He films just became dire to watch.
You've put in more work in a 20 minute goofy video than Steven did in his movies for the last three decades.
let me guess you never did sports, never did a contact sport, and live at home
Also made the best Steven Seagal movie of all time
I wouldn’t pay 18 cents to see Steven Seagal in a movie.
@@araponi3590 well someone paid 1.5 billion to see his 23 movies; tell us about your career; at the very least you can keep a full time career and a family right?
@@andyarellanoChannel take a shower and go outside.
OMG I can't believe you guys shouted out Space Ice, I love that guy's videos! :D
Been feeling ill for the past week and that Steven Segal compilation made me laugh so hard my headache came back. Worth it.
Lmao
get well soon , there is nothing worst then a headaches or stomach pain
@@ismaelkastalani4665 there is something worse Steven Seagal's movies
@@ismaelkastalani4665 idk, being tortured for days is kind of up there.
@@rsnmgamer9963 i actually find his bad movies really funny and entertaining much more than any new comedy movies now days
Warms my heart to see Space Ice get recognition for his sacrifice
Space ice hell yeah man!
John Thick is the Steven Seagal mega blockbuster hit movie....
@@251TheMechanizedSingfantry where Steven Seagal *_proved THE WORLD_* ...
@@ProtoMarcus That he has NO TALENT, WHATSOEVER….
I feel the same
Space Ice is a man of focus, commitment and sheer f-ing will. I love his takes on those movies.
I love his recent Steven Seagal movie he reviewed with some good jokes like “Due to the funeral being next to a school, Seagal has to stand 100 feet away” and “Some concerned parents confront Seagal”
been watching his videos since day 1 amazingly hilarious content.
i hope he tackles more bad movies from other actors as well. he's hilarious
You guys put way too much heart and soul into the stupidest ideas, and I'm here for every second. Please don't stop doing this shit, I couldn't imagine a world without it.
This video started off great, and then when you tried to think of "what would Steven Seagal value the most, what brings him most comfort?" and you take his chair and plan to smash it up, that was priceless! Because it was soooo true. Great video guys! Awesome skills and talent, tremendous work - Thank you
The part where he moves with his chair shooting everyone cracks me up so hard 😂 I’d definately watch 2 hours of this.
this!
Crouching tiger sitting dragon had me rolllling!
Almost dropped my phone😂. Should have seen it coming, but didn't, and it was perfect.
Hey, when you're over 60 years old it makes a lot of sense. Those knees have seen better days.
If anyone encounters him, please show this to Keanu. I wanna watch him react to this absolute gem.
"Wow" in neos voice
He would definitely be amazed and it probably would have made his day.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, even a bad imitation.
Keanu the child trafficker?
Disrespect for fun probably is not in Keanu Reeves repritoiu. But he may make an exception for Putin's new buddy.
This is pure win guys, impressed you had so many fresh ideas thrown in like the helmet and the crack, also if you do it again you need a collab with Space ice where he narrates.
As someone who watched at least half a dozen Seagal movies on rented VHS tapes and pretty much picked up on all of those things that you talked about more than 30 years ago: The run, the slap fighting, the bad acting... I would not watch a serious version of this movie with him in it... But I'd probably watch a hilarious parody made by you guys, hands down, great work!
Glad you gave Space Ice a shout-out, his videos are absolutely hilarious
@spaceice needs more credit. Not just watches Seagal movies, his commentary is epic.
Too true! Him and Red-Eye Reviews need to do a collab!
"It's a beautiful thing... if you're broken inside...". Best quote I've heard in a long time and to sum up this video! (Around 11ish mark)
Binging Space Ice since the last month. He is hilarious. Awesome you mention him, and the time he saves you for this video.
Space Ice is a legend.
Big up Space Ice
Same here.
Ice man is legendary lol
Same here haha been watching it for 2 of 3 months now, now we just need digital corridor collabing with space ice to rate some steven seagal moves too
I guess we should thank Steven Seagal for Space Ice.
I laughed so hard, it was hard to breathe. I would love to see Keanu watching this video for the first time.
Keanu is such a nice guy he'd actually feel bad about the way they're tearing into Seagal... but he wouldn't say it aloud though, he's classy like that.
Id like to see Seagal watching it for the first time.
@Blaze Parabellum segal would watch it and say " see how bad ass I am the trailer says it all" lol
@@blazeparabellum7325 He would be like:'They are joking, But I am totally going to deliver on that.'
The thing about Keanu is that he did a bunch of the stunts plus he also trained a lot with weapons at ranges. He’s one of the only big actors I know that did this much gun training. So yeah I think he made the franchise.
See the one thing you forget is Steven Seagal has been a double blackbelt aikido master for 67 years and trained with many masters of the old school arts at respected dojos across the world, my man
@@Meta-Drew still wondering how he messed up so bad
@@Meta-Drew coming up on 69 years now
@@Meta-Drew must not have learned much and used his money to get the black belt
@@TheOGJeff - Seriously, Steven Seagal really apprenticed in Japan at the a very you age to master Aikido, which is quite tough and difficult practice to do in the 70’s and 80’s specially for a foreigner. Aikido is another branch of Ju Jitsu that MMA uses, and the Aikido that Seagal learned is the raw old school one unlike the one they taught today. He became so proficient in it, that Japanese government use as to do demonstration matches to promote Japanese culture.
Even, the John Wick tactical gun handling are first done by Steven Seagal in his early movies. Just admit that Keanu Reeves is very dedicated actor that he would go through the hard work to learn gun handling and martial-arts required to make his movies believable. But, he still just an actor not a master.
People only now remember Steven Seagal as that fat walking meme who now makes terrible thro-away films here and there that so full himself, no one remembering he once a very young thin and lanky serious martial artists in Japan that spends a considerable amount of life to master, at a time when being foreigner is quite difficult and grueling.
So for me I respect him to the man he once was, not the man he is today.
Such a missed opportunity to call him "Blob-ah Yagga"
Honestly , so glad Jordan joined the crew. His sense of humor meshes so well with corridor vibes
He reminds me of Edge from WWE.
I absolutely love that yall made an entire parody ripping on Seagal, genuinely nothing better than people ripping on him, its so much fun
They literally said they did this vecause Space Ice did the work ripping on Seagal already.
I'm so excited for this. I'm so happy treating Seagal like a joke is gaining popularity. I was literally watching Space Ice before coming here. I feel like his videos probably gave them the idea to do this. 😂😂
You say this - but SNL was doing jokes about Seagal 20 years ago. He was always a meme.
@@Old299dfk SNL has been giving it to him for a while, but everyone is now. 😂
"it's a beautiful thing... if you're broken inside"
love it
Matt and Jordan make such a great team! This was so much fun to watch!
Jordan and Matt have the best comedy and timing together 😂
typical normie lying and/or genuinely lacking in understanding historical context or memory. he didn't star in forgetful movies in the 90s, he was one of the box office draws of the late 80s early 90s. don't lie just to bolster your narrative, give an objective assessment. he only started failing in the late 90s
9:17 doing something like this, you know you are in a comfortable environment with people you love working with
Love Space Ice - his vids on Segal are addictive.
I rabbit holed a few months ago when I discovered him. Love Space Ice!
I really love how Jordan has planted himself in the crew. He's hilarious.
Wait he?
He actually seems to have good comedic chops.
@@self-proclaimedanimator there are two Jordan’s, and both are gems.
@@Mrhphs they're multiplying?
The CINEMATIC EQUIVALENT OF POISON is the BEST description of Steven Segal that I've ever heard, and my God I've heard a lot of them
The pointing of the gun at your own and other people’s heads while talking is *chef’s kiss*
Space Ice has been one of my favorite channels in recent memory. Love the shout out. He deserves it. Brutally sarcastic.
@cottonheadedninnymuggins1853 I disagree with your disagreement.
This is incredible. So good to see a Space Ice colab. I hate Steven Seagul so much, and yet, you managed to make something with him in it that I would watch without choking on my own vomit. Well done cool people
My face hurts from smiling so much, you guys are the best group of people. Much Love.
Watching this super late, as my coworker sleeps, and trying not to laugh is the hardest thing I’ve ever done in life. I feel like I’m harnessing my inner Seagal
Jordan and Matt are such a delightful addition to the team. Glad to see all the different personalities shine on this channel!
Him pushing himself around on his tippy toes and "If you run you die" killed me.
On Segal's iconic power waddle and his flailing arms, "It looks like when you hold a dog over a pool.", had me literally LOLing. Thanks! 😅😂😅😂
This is hands down, my favorite video from you guys.
So glad they mentioned my boy, Space Ice. Love his channel and all the hard work and suffering he does to bring us entertainment.
I appreciate the gun handling negligence yet the impeccable trigger discipline at the beginning 😂😂😂😂
I'm cringing over and over as he flags his own head and face waving that thing around.
Thank you to the Space Ice channel for the obvious inspiration of this. The final output of this project is pure gold, too!
Haha I love space ice. I am subbed to him with all notifications because his Seagal overviews/trailers are hilarious.
omg I LOVE SPACE ICE!!!! seeing him referenced somewhere else is sooo surreal!!!! he definitely does sit through all the painful films and gives it to us in such an easy to digest and hilarious way! his frustration increasing as the video goes by is also anther thing i love about him XD yay!!! space ice, you are being known around the youtube block!!!
This is hilarious, I died of laughter after the "If you run you die" part 😂
It's amazing how much work and effort you guys put into creating the most ridiculous things. It's what makes this channel so amazing
Oh man, you guys 'cracked' me up on this one. I couldn't stop laughing. 😂😂😂😂
These two boys have the best on-screen chemistry I've ever seen
Thanks guys for giving SPACEICE the credit he deserves. He has sacrificed his time energy and the will to live, all just to watch every SEGAL movie. SPACEICE aside from giving us hilarious Steven Segal movie reviews he also reviews other awesome action flicks. He reviews allot of JCVD movies, Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Sylvester Stallone, and of course the GOAT Nicolas Cage. I've watched every single one of his Reviews and I implore anyone who hasn't seen his movie reviews to watch at least one ASAP. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED.
Dude its so cool, I love SPACEICE, he brings out the hilarity in me like nothing else.
Agree 💯!
SpaceIce has amazingly hilarious content. He found a way to make Steven Seagal movies entertaining 😂
The hero we don't deserve, but who we're pretty stoked is suffering for our enjoyment. The poor bastard.
Space ice is a legend
LMFAO... Ican't stop laughing where hes moving on the chair shooting everyone. Steven Seagal is the king lol
I love Space Ice. I was really hoping you'd have taken a look at his videos to just see how crazy the movies are/were, and glad to see them mentioned. The trailer was WAY better than I expected. Honestly, it just reminds me of the parody movie space we are missing more and more. One last thing, I noticed a lack of JCVD dancing in a bar and doing the splits.... were you planning on cutting that out of the John wick series for artistic reasons or just forgot to put it back in?
Yeah, weird. Wondering too, what happened to that dominant scene. Was missing.
16:46 "I'm thinking I'm BLACK"!!! 😂😂😂
More effort went into the making of this trailer than a Steven segal film 😂
Love that they credited space ice, his stuff is hilarious
Howling at him flying across in the chair killing everyone 😂 and that run 😂😂
showin ma boy Space Ice some much deserved love lol top tier underrated channel of all time
The Space Ice reference is legendary, never laughed so hard on a movie take😂
Man, what I would give to work for a company like this. These guys are all best buds and compliment each others skills so much. It's awesome to see!
My man Space Ice deserves some recognition and shout out for his hard and funny work! Kudos to you
I'm glad You gave space ice a shout out Because that channel should have a lot more attention It is 1 of the best channels on Steven seagal, hands down
Yes SpaceIce deserves a medal for watching so many Seagal movies so I don't have to. Thanks SpaceIce
It already has loads of attention, but more people need to know how terrible Seagal is lol
You guys are geniuses in your craft AND marketing. I'd make an exception going to the movie theater I boycott to see full length movie on a date night. Props to Space Ice for being the true hero in the story.
This has to be the funniest thing I've ever watched on TH-cam. The Steven-walk got me big time! First time I see a video of you guys. It simply checks all the boxes: creativity, comedy, tutorial-like video. Mad respect! Keep up the great work!
Okay, so I've watched this episode a second time now, and I will watch it even more. It's hilarious! But hear me out: Yes, Keanu needs to be in this movie, but, like the legend Keanu is, I thought of the perfect role for him. Make Keanu the guy who offers his life to be Steven's new chair. I don't know why but I think this is the perfect part for the kindest man alive. Imagine Keanu on his hands and knees, literally offering his body to function as the new chair for the biggest douche alive. Like this comment if you think this needs to happen. I think it does!
@X D what are you talking about
@@user-ic3os6px3j
Can you explain how they are defending that?
Glad you mentioned Space Ice. His work is superb.
Seeing Jordan's dead-eyed smile while Matt waves a gun in his face gives me the energy I need to endure Steven Seagal.
baldWINNING! 😂😂😂
But not the guts you need to endure Steven Seagal, homie 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Space Ice is a legend - watching the movies no one should, and makes them funny
The part with Segal sitting down in the museum shooting people was priceless I would DEFINITELY see this movie! 🤣🤣
Bro, the chair 😂! The scooting killed me😂. This was actually funny, well done fellas.
Love the shout-out to SpaceIce. That channel is hilarious, I binged everything on it and now Im always checking notifications for new videos
Fridays..... Ice man strikes on Fridays 😀
I love that Space ice is getting the love he deserves, hilarious videos. The pain he goes through for our pleasure is worth a sub alone.
Steven seagal in his mega blockbuster movie…I love that channel space ice is where it’s at
Thanks to space ice, i watched most of his movies in a way where i enjoyed every scene
All the space ice videos my husband and I have been watching have brought this to my algorithm!! 😂😂😂
It's nice to see Space Ice finally get some recognition after all the mental torture he went through watching every Steven Seagal movie
I hope seagal never cease production
@How to change name? yes.. he's the necessary evil that keeps this universe's fragile balance from collapsing..
Space ice brought me here 😂 I'm really amazed that seagal didn't shot anyone at the set yet
Can a channel like that even make money? He's using all footage from movies so I'm guessing no?
@@theNimboo Loopholes. It's legal based off of the term "Fair Use". He is just criticizing the videos which is 100% legal. He's basically teaching us how bad Seagal sucks, that's "Fair Use" as well. Thank you Sensei Ice
Laughed out loud when his pants fell down. You guys are ace. Loved the whole show. It's like Mythbusters but you take the piss out of Steven Seagull. He's a knob.
5:22 “Watching so much steven seagal that your motor skills are starting to fail” 😂 couldnt be more accurate
17:37 “that backfired. Whoops!” Had me actually laughing out loud 🤣
Honestly the way these two bounce off of each other is just pure comedy, loved this video guys!