Isaac Newton's Nemesis • Puppet History
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2020
- Choose your foes carefully.
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Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Keith Habersberger
Research: Kari Koeppel
Writer: Garrett Werner
Editor: Anthony Frederick
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Assistant Editor: Crystal Cheng
Additional Music By: Patrick Volker
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Creative Director of Post Production: Anthony Frederick
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Executive Producers: Steven Lim, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, Katie LeBlanc
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Image Credits:
Photograph by Mike Peel (www.mikepeel.net) of English silver shilling, James I, 1621-23. English silver shilling, Elizabeth I, 1558-1603. In the British Museum. CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
A Forest Glade, Arden, by Frederick Henry Henshaw, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
Sir Isaac Newton showing an optical experiment to an audience in his laboratory. Wood engraving by Martin after C. Laverie. Wellcome Collection. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
Statue of Isaac Newton at Trinity College, Cambridge. Vysotsky (Wikimedia), CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
Charles Bradlaugh being arrested by the police in 1881 for refusing to take the oath as a Member of Parliament, and subsequently rejoicing at the passage of his Oaths Bill in 1888. Lithograph by Tom Merry, 1888. Wellcome Collection. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
Members of the French exhibition committee meeting in Copenhagen. Engraving by F. Jasinski after P. S. Kroyer, 1888. Wellcome Collection. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)
Royal Society, Crane Court, off Fleet Street, London: a meeting in progress, with Isaac Newton in the chair. Wood engraving by J. Quartley after [J.M.L.R.], 1883. Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) - บันเทิง
obsessed with the mental image of the professor sitting at a desk by candlelight, surrounded by books for research on different topics, turning pages with his mouth because he has no strength in his arms.
This begs the question: does the professor write anything? And if do, does he also use a quill in his mouth to do so? Or does he just have to commit everything to memory?
@@mariapizzaa i like to think there's a usb drive under his lil hat
maria pizza the idea that everything is just downloaded into his puppet brain
I can't even 😂😂
And then ryan has the AUDACITY to insinuate that the Profesor doesn’t do his research 🤧
Keith monologuing about French horn while Ryan and the Professor listen politely but with clear boredom is so quintessentially Keith.
As a French horn player named Hannah who had an arch nemesis named Jessica, I had war flashbacks from his tale.
im a horn player too and i was delighted by keiths story AND the inclusion of mozarts horn concerto 4 in the video haha
@@hannahpchism what if his nemesis is also Jessica?!
@@hannahpchism you live in cali???
@@blakeswanson1322 nah florida
I really want a Puppet History soundtrack, "The Heavy, Heavy Songbook we call History"
Please! 💕
A MUSICAL
Colon, an everwinding look
WE NEED THIS
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Fun fact with Newton vs. Hooke - Newton burned Hooke's only portrait in the Royal Society, so we don't really know what Hook looked like. All the other paintings of Hooke are *thought* to be him but not confirmed. We don't know what the dude looked like because of the grudge Newton had.
now that’s petty
Dang Newton really didn't want to see his face
Honestly that’s petty as hell but I’d probably do the same thing 😌💅
@@lizzie-4011 that's not petty judging on the stuff Hooke did
@@mehreentasnim7129 while it was obviously provoked, regardless such is still petty lmao
Maybe the professor used to be a human until a genie turned him into a puppet
And so he cannot die :0
Oh s h i t
He found Aladdin’s lamp and he wished to be immortal and the genie granted his wish by turning him into a puppet
He's an immortal being that has witnessed these events himself
another addition to the lore, i see
"Have either of you ever had a nemesis?"
Ryan, directly at the camera: "YEAH."
Keith: *instant panic*
I love how Ryan spends the entire video visibly contemplating murder and openly threatening to set the Professor on fire, but also giggles at the Professor's jokes and looks so excited to show off his answers, especially when he had the actual name of one of Newton's Laws written down. He's got the range
he's a little tsundere but aren't we all
Fun fact: While most historical scholars believed Isaac Newton was a deeply religious celibate, some contemporary scholars believe he just might have been homosexual.
His first candidate as a potential partner was John Wickens, who Newton roomed with for nearly 20 years. Six years later, he met Fatio de Duillier, whom he purportedly had an intense relationship with lasting four years. Fatio even once wrote to Newton, saying “... the reason I should not marry will probably last as long as my life... I could wish sir to live all of my life, or the greatest part of it, with you.”
Oh he absolutely was gay. ESPECIALLY given the looong intense relationships he had with men. Including the guy in this video who scammed and shizz. Like,, that nemesis relationship partially feels.. dare I say.. flirtatious?
Yeah I think I remember he also shared a cat, bank account, and possibly a bedroom with John Wickens soooo
Does the timeline maybe suggest that Newtons obsession with Chaloner lead to the end to his relationship with Wickens?
Because that would be sad.
@@thrasherali-ns2842 That’s actually really sad but would make a great novel.
@@clp275 cant help but love the drama of it. However, im convinced Newton wasnt a very compassionate and loving man, while his criminal lover- i mean nemesis- likely thought he was. I mean, to me, the moments leading up to his execution seemed to be Ol' Boy realizing this love affair was one sided. Tragic.
Damn Try Guy's Keith acts all chaotically and shit but here he's so perceptive and logical, he's is like the dude in school that acted all goofy and aloof but kicked your ass in all the AP classes
So true
Wow, I just realized that this could describe me.
there's a reason he got ravenclaw when the try guys did the hp sorting test, man's a true lune lovegood gilderoy lockheart type
HE IS. I LOVE HIS BRAIN
lol he's a founder of a successful company so of course he's smart. Ryan mentioned while at Buzzfeed Keith was their mentor.
**intense shaking** *YOU STEP FOOT INTO THIS THEATER AND BABY YOU’RE IN A WORLD OF PAIN*
10:00
I died laughing
Ryan: I think you know who my nemesis is
The Professor: Oh, do I?
Keith: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today
It's the same energy as in the without a recipe dumplings when Eugene and Matt were arguing and Keith sat there looking back and forth lmao
I think the only other person who could give The Professor a run for his money is Safiya, she’s such a history nerd.
now i need Safiya to guest star!
Oh my goddd PLEASEEEE
@@theburts3 she would demolish Ryan fair and square. And I would love to see it
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!
The history buff.
The professor: Have either of you ever had a nemesis?
Ryan, with dead eyes: y e a h
Y E A H
‘Haha, I’m gonna set you on fire.”
I think Ricky was talking then 😅
Ryan: names the actual law
Keith: stuff keeps moving until it hits something
How very poetic, indeed.
“An object in motion stays in motion” is the common phrase used to explain inertia in every physics class - a physics undergrad. It doesn’t technically satisfy “name” the law
@@uchewb3 It wasn't like he named it and didn't know what it meant though. After Keith said his version of that phrase, Ryan nodded and said "And that's called Inertia". So in my book he had the explanation and the name of the law. They both didn't really 100% nail it, but I think they should've either both earned a point or neither.
@@sprungfedergirl Yeah but watching Ryan lose is just so amusing
Mikel yeah I feel like the Ryan never winning bit is scripted, well not necessarily scripted but definitely pre planned, at this point I suspected it in the first season but I did the math and in one episode I can't remember which Ryan actually should've won but because The Professor gave the guest extra points they won
I like how Keith is using cold logic and then asks "They turned into birds?" Kills me
I always love the part near the end of the episode where the guest is just cheerfully celebrating while cutting back to the prof and ryan hurling death threats at each other
Professor lore we know (so far):
- he was granted sentience by a genie (trickster or evil, jury’s still out) who he apparently owes a life debt to
- this sentience was granted around the beginning of time and this is why he so knowledgeable about these topics... because he was there
- his diet consists of jelly beans, spiders (ya know, for protein), and the occasional sugar cube
- the prize jellybeans are his poop
- his nemesis is Ryan, but he keeps inviting him back to these lectures because he’s actually, secretly his favorite student
I think that’s everything lmao
And we still don’t know his name :(
and he doesnt have muscles in his arms
We know his name ISN'T McNasty
Also went to puppet u
No, he’s trapped Ryan in a purgatory where he competes for the prize of jellybeans, something he loves, but he can never win them. Ryan isn’t his favorite student, he’s his favorite victim.
This funky blue thing really makes the world a little better
Yes he does
he really does
Truly
I hope nothing bad happens to him
Too bad he's been banished to hell.
Isaac Newton sounds like that one kid who would remind the teacher that they forgot to set homework
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points (because I believe he should've gotten a full point for the inertia thing) and Keith had 5. The guest won fairly and Ryan should've went with the idea of "when in doubt, pick C."
🫘
I love your score counts!!
Every single fact we learn about Ryan's childhood sounds like a super villain origin story
I mean his dentist dad decapitated someone so who know how far the apple has fallen from the tree....maybe Newton, but you get it....
@@_tired_fujoshi omg what, when did he talk about this???
@@StarshineRose it's a joke
Minus A Bajaj its a running joke from one of the buzzfeed unsolved episodes
Minus A Bajaj if you want the specific episode it the unsolved episode The Ghosts and Demons of Bobby Mackey’s it’s at the 9:40ish mark
this time on puppet history: Ryan is bitter about always losing and Shane loves it
Ryan needs to win someday 😂😂😂
@@jamieknable511 Someday he'll win the jelly beans, but until that day, how bitter he is will remain... Unsolved
Damn spoilers bruh
@@mia.t lol.
Shane has never been on this show
Can this series end with the finale having Ryan disappear from his screen and then his hand just grabs the professor and drags him behind the curtain and all you hear is the Professor's screaming and Ryan's psychotic laughter as jellybeans shoot out everywhere?
I hope the series never ends then-
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
The next season should start with ryan in bandages and the professor in an eye patch.
PLEASEEEE HAHAHA
Well, you were close lol
‘you step foot into this theater and baby and you’ll be in a world of pain’, pure poetry
imagine getting away with a murder for hundreds of years and then everyone finds out because of a history show hosted by a puppet
Yikes 😬
Honestly, that'd be the only way I'd want it to happen.
@@tam_pow2092 LMFAOO 💀
I mean they talked about Jack the Ripper being a cop, and the theory has gained traction since that episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved.
The scenario worth to be real and be remembered
shane: can we say it? isaac newton is probably a murderer?
ryan: whether or not isaac newton is a murderer will remain....UNSOLVED
Highly underrated comment lol
I read it in their voice
Is no one going to talk about Shane's excellent voice work for the song at the end? I'm so impressed tbh
Right!! It might be the best song he's preformed on Puppet History (at least up until the point of this episode). Some of the others are a little too chaotic, but this one just... works. And it could be standalone. I think I almost cried a little the first time I watched this episode, lmao 😂 It's beautiful
the song has me near tears every time i hear it
I literally came down to look for someone talking about it! as soon as he started talking i was so impressed! and when the music came in i immediately was like RANDY NEWMAN???? but like no one is talking about it!
@@coelacanthropology lmao same, am currently trying to catch up on all the puppet history episodes before the season 5 finale
Is shane:
a) an actual historian
b) a history buff
c) his staff does all the research and he just read scripts?
He's a history nerd! He makes all of the puppets, the stage, wrote scripts and songs on his own. The only thing he doesn't do is the editing.
Much like the professor often has, this is a trick question and the correct answer is all of them
he's an evil genie
Bold of you to assume he isn’t an immortal who has actually met all of these people
@@jadeandblood I think for s4, he has outsourced the puppet creation.
Ryan is plotting the Professor's death, he is gonna throw him into a pit of cats.
The spiders will save him
Rick Goldsworth will be plotting alongside Ryan as well
@@RewindingFilm04 Annabelle will cancel out Rick so really it's just Ryan vs Professor
Evyen Biwer I mean, he raises them too. It’s kinda like keeping a cow more for milk and as a pet while still eating beef
the Professor has had a long time to learn how to deal with those who get in his way. Remember the snake in the Egyptian baby's cot ? The dude has form (and history)
If Ryan ever wins, he should get Bean Boozled jelly beans
not to be dramatic but you're a genius
That’s brilliant
YES OMG LETS HOPE it would be so funny
Hot damn! That genius idea would rival Isaac Newton
Or sugar free gummy bears.
You know the ones.
As a.. "special treat".
I love how horrified they are of quartering when what they're describing is arguably no where near as horrific as what quartering actually is
I googled it because of your comment and I.......
HOLY SHIT
what is it?
@@amythetoon6535 so the usual punishment is to be drawn, hanged, and quartered. The quartering part starts by cutting off the prisoner's genitals. They would be cut open too by this point, and their guts along with their genitals would be thrown into a fire and burned in front of them (they were alive while this was happening also). Finally, they were beheaded. The body was then chopped into pieces, usually four, hence the phrase quartering.
@@PureMagic101 jesus
I just did some research on Robert Hooke.. this is what it says: "his sight and his legs began to fail him and he became increasingly ill-tempered and miserly. Stooped, short of breath, unwashed and sleeping in his ragged clothes, he finally died in his rooms at Gresham College in the City, alone in the middle of the night, at the age of sixty-seven. His emaciated body so swarmed with lice that no one wanted to touch it".... So he died alone in his room in the middle of the night, wearing dirty clothes covered in lice.. fishy
Not so much fishy......more like itchy.
(im sorry)
Maybe he wore one of those hats with a mercury rim
One of these days “the genie” is going to be the correct answer.
I'm eagerly waiting for that day
a lesson about schaherzade or something lol
I smell a B plot
Can you imagine the day we get the episode on the history on "The Professor"
Anything to do with Henry Kissinger...
if this rivalry continues, The Professor will end up on unsolved
As the possible killer or the dead body?
@@linneaglas1598 Yes
@@linneaglas1598 the question remains....unsolved
this is the best comment on this video
@@fairytailgirl123 So will he pull a Reginald Hargreeves to traumatise us and galvanise us against the real threat, bears?
Shane: we're friends
Ryan: I'm gonna set you on fire
friendship goals
My absolute favorite thing about these episodes is the professor and Ryan talking/throwing threats as the winning guest is yelling joyously about getting their winning jellybeans in the background
The Professor’s hyper-concentrated shakes of fury give me life tbh.
Quarantine is a hell of a drug dude
the professors anger gives me the thirst to murder whoever dared to incense our bro like that
💯 percent agree.
Same!
same
It’s official: the professor is cursed by a genie
That's why he's immortal and has met all these people from history!
Prof. McNasty really living up to his name here
Or is a genie
@@hashbrowns3832 well... he is blue and seems to be stuck to this theater thing 0_0
This genie seems to fill in perfectly with the charachter Gaunter o'dimm from the witcher 3's dlc Heart of stone
“Genies don’t exist.”
“I wish… I wish.”
Genius-level riffing.
That wasn’t even a comedy song. It was a full mood in itself.
As a person who loves messy history, this series is everything
This is the earliest I've ever been to class.
Igbayilola Farotimi same
LOL! Me too!
Haha same ( ＾∇＾)
Same, I should be in art class right now but I'm here instead of the Google meet
Samee
I'm bingeing the series right now and I actually think this song is the best so far
It's honestly really beautiful and makes me very emotional. I gotta say though, I think the dinosaur episode song makes me tear up a bit more.
not enough people are talking about how good of a singer and songwriter Shane is 😱
one of these days the answer is gonna be the genie.
Edit: Holy Shit, this is the most likes I’ve gotten on a comment, thanks!
The professors backstory episode
:0 my comment
@@malevolentmeeproductions8546 Ryan finally wins because he's been the only consistent guest and knows the lore
Hi, I come from the future and someone did... and it was a beautiful moment.
If you're a guest and you have balls, you'll pick the genie one.
"Have any of you had a nemisis?"
Ryan *staring directly at the Professor*: yeah
Shane be like: Eep! 😖😳😲
no one:
ryan to the professor: i’ll set you on fire
I mean, to be fair, he has to look directly in front of him bc that's where the camera is lol
@@michelledang6834 True, but he did so without a moment's hesitation.
The Professor is basically just Shane trolling Ryan through a puppet for lols.
My favorite historical rivalry was between Benjamin Franklin and a publisher of a rival newspaper/calendar Titan Leeds. Where in Benjamins paper, Poor Richard's Almanack he "predicted" the date Leeds would die. As expected Leeds didn't die, but even so Benjamin made and published an obituary for Leeds. After that every-time Leeds claimed he was still alive, Benjamins paper would always respond by saying Leeds was either an imposter or a ghost. The funniest thing being that Benjamin kept going with this story even after Leeds had actually died.
drinking game: take a shot every time an apple falls on Issac Newtons head
Disclaimer: Watcher Entertainment cannot be held responsible if you succumb to alcohol poising - Steven Probably
@@jdonovan74 PFFFFTTTTTDYD
@@FilthyBitchGunClub nah but what a coincidence tho 👈🤠👈
Donovan Johnson or fruit abuse 🍎🚑
Alternative title: Ryan fights with a puppet for 31 minutes while Keith observes
while keith keeps picking C
kivvz accurate
ok but Keith is wearing a shirt the same color as the Professor’s background and the Professor’s bg is the same color as Keith’s shirt. beautiful symmetry 😌
Try guys try ghost hunting with Shane and Ryan. I would love that video.
“Have either of you ever had a nemesis?”
Ryan: *intense eye contact* yeah
Why am I actually scared that this show is going to end by Ryan ripping off the Professor’s head
You know Ryan has been training with a speed bag that has the Professor's face on it.
Isn't this the plot of Hannibal?
ricky goldsworth about to be the next guest...
*Am I the only person scared that this show will end?
your fear was warranted
No one has ever tried harder at Puppet History than Keith. He's always so different in collabs, I love it!
Keith: Genies aren't real
Professor: I wish... I wish
Me: Dying of laughter
I’m started to smell a genie-backstory that includes the professor. where either the professor is a genie or a human stuck in a puppet body as result of a wish gone wrong. he’s mentioned genies multiple times
With how hostile he is at the mention of genies, I would say that he’s had a REALLY bad run in with one
a blueberry on neptune my personal theory is that he was some sort of human who encountered a genie who turned him into a puppet when he wished to become immortal
The lore deepens! This is great
I want this to be canon so badly.
S. Albertsen yeah i’m hoping like one of the last episodes or a fun episode will be about the professor and his history
ryan looks like a greasy tired teen checking into their zoom class while Keith has a perfectly lit scene with a greenscreen background
i mean he had to do many high production videos through zoom so
I am in love with how Ryan has an intense rivalry with a fluffy blue puppet in a pith helmet.
The apple falling on newtons head at every appearance he makes really sells this
“Childbirth is _not_ a dry experience.” -Keith Habersberger 2020
I'm hoping Ned and Ariel having another baby will be encouragement for Keith and Becky to have one😊
he's not wrong-
i mean he’s not wrong...
Bellona is that you?
Natalie Sepulveda nat wtf
prof: “have either of you ever had a nemesis?”
ryan: “yea🔪”
I genuinely got emotional hearing the coin song and I hope Mr Coin knows that he is doing a wonderful job as currency and I love him for it
Newton wasn't actually bonked on the head with apple, he only witnessed an apple falling from a nearby tree. I still enjoy seeing him bonked so many times, though. Love this show. ❤️
i wasn’t sure if the professor was cheating ryan out of the history cup until now, but the fact that he remembered wtf inertia was and didnt win a single full point??? this shit be RIGGED
needs more likes, needs more liiiiiiiiiiikes
it's a running gag. the guest will always win the cup which is why the Professor finds way to give points. why are you makin it sound like a conspiracy lol
I agree generally, however even if he'd have gotten that whole point instead of a 0.1, he'd have still lost this particular episode 2-6. Keith legitimately wiped the floor with him.
well you cant call someone your nemesis and expect to win
@@luthienmpl that's why Ryan said this was the first one he was okay with, since he acknowledged that Keith was the first one to legitimately win
Keith: Genies aren't real.
The Professor: *INTESE WAR FLASHBACKS*
Ryan: Shane is def the most likely of us to kill someone
Also Ryan, laughing maniacally: I’m going to burn you
"Our loveable crook daddy" Jesus Christ, this show descends further into madness with every episode the Professor challenges Ryan's patience. 🤣
"You set *foot* into this theater and baby, _you're in a world of pain_ "
The professor guards his territory fiercely
Theory: the hands for the paper puppets are from the people who stepped into the Professor's theater
Theory: What if the professor wanted to know the future since he already knew a lot about history, so he asked a genie to let him see the future and the genie made him immortal
Ah yes another addition to the lore. I love how this is growing tbh. KEEP EM COMING!
holy shit dude
and all those genie answerd are in tribute to the genie
This is PERFECT
Yeah but the professor looks like he would be glad to be immortal so wouldn't be angry at the genie. The genie had to do him some other kind of wrong
better start seeing ao3 fics of newton and his petty nemesis boyfriend
Slow burn enemies to friends to lovers 100k
@@popsicIes omg yes this is the fic I never knew I needed in my life
@@HavianEla literally came here to comment this I'm-
Okay so it wasn’t just me who thought this good good goodb
love how all of us fanfiction obsessed folk have the same brain-
The song pressure must be immense in this episode, given that outside of the Try Guys, Keith's job is as a literal comedic musician. (Shoutout to Lewberger!)
White People Taco Night
Professor McNasty: We're friends
Ryan: (giggling) I'm gonna set you on fire.
That's true friendship right there
is anyone going to talk about the professor’s genie lore
THIS
Hahahaha I was looking for a comment on this!
I’m pretty sure the professor is a genie and he’s here to make beef boys life hell
The genie is who granted him immortality but now the prof is stuck seeing so many awful crazy things
@@soshiangel90 And maybe the immortality also comes with a few bodily modifications.
Can we get a day in the life of The Professor vlog? What does he do when he’s not schooling Ryan and friends?
The “oath” part makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve listened to it at LEAST 20 times 🤣🤣🤣
Prof: We're friends
Ryan: I'm gonna set you on fire *evil laughter*
Exactly what I came for
When the Professor said that they are friends:
"I'm gonna set you on fire."
- Ryan Bergara, 2020
Ryan is an arsonist, confirmed.
Ryan, your Ricky is showing.
9:14
Porffesser: sir Newton a murder?
Me: that sounds like it will be on the next season of unsolved
Are we not gonna talk about the part with the genie where the Professor is alluding to the fact that a genie cursed him and this curse would’ve been the curse of eternal life which is why he knows so much about history
Professor McNasty oh wow that’s quite rude professor
The professor lore gets deeper and deeper every week
ohhhhhhhh lore
The Professor: "Ryan, do you have a nemesis?"
Ryan: "Yes, it's you."
The Professor: "Oh, well someone is not getting the coveted Puppet History trophy anytime soon."
He wasn’t anyway
I need a compilation of Ryan and the Professor threatening each other
please that would be so good
As a pokemon fan I got really happy when Keith mentioned Ash and Gary rivalry. The moment of silence from the rest killed me lol
So this is such a great show, the only problem is when your history professor at the college you attend says something different to what this professor says and you can't exactly admit that you heard another version from a blue puppet on the internet.
😂
Or do it, expose other Puppet History fans, assert dominance
"Another history professor in an online course with sources taught me that ___." If your professor says "I watch Puppet History too, you're not special," do tell us.
Random memory: insult-shamed your favorite colorful story-tellin’ history professor by blurting out “terms of endurement” after he said something about terms of endearment (much to the delight of the rest of the class), he glare-stares you so hard the room turns red, and you realize you just failed western civilization 1 AND 2...
Tell your professor about the show, they will probably get a kick out of it
The professor: We’re friends!
Ryan: I’m gonna set you on fire 😃😃😃
Timestamp?
@Cedar Franklin 1:29
the smiley faces LMAO
Rewatching in 2021 and this song is so damn good. Shane really just kills it. Every. Single. Time.
Professor: Before we get into our story, have either of you ever had a nemesis?
Ryan, staring dead into the Professor’s eyes: y e a h .
The professor is going to cause Ryan's eventual descent into Ricky Goldsworth
Let’s not stop him
We need him to become Ricky. Ricky is the only person that knows who DB Cooper is and who took the Sodder children.
Ricky is the only one who can solve all the unsolved mysteries
Sometimes I think I’m an adult with a good grasp of history but then I remember I love learning cool history stories from a blue puppet on the internet who harasses a grown man over the pursuit of jelly beans
This is the best description of what puppet history is
If we had this while I was in high school, I would have got a A
it’s like sesame street for people like 13+
That was legit a song that made me kinda emotional lmao
I can’t wait for the epic battle between the professor and puppet Ryan, where they duke it out in the theater. Then you just jump cut to the back stage to see Shane and Ryan just batting at each other’s hands.
As a hearing-impaired fan, may I just say 'thank you' to the folks who work to subtitle these awesome episodes? Y'all rock!
🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨agreed!!!
hope you guys get hearing aids. the songs at the end are bomb. i can't imagine surviving without listening to stuff, so props to all of you people out there with hearing impairments.
@@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 as someone who is Hard of Hearing..... it’s not that everyone who has a hearing disability are completely deaf
@@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 That was pretty insensitive...
@@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 we're not all deaf. i just can't understand speaking sometimes. assuming "hearing impaired" means "deaf" is just dumb
Poor Keith, caught between the rivalry. He looked like when you're at a friend's house and the parent starts yelling at your friend.
Lol
That performance at the end was genuinely the best performance from any episode.
The way ryan didn't hesitate to answer when the professor asked if anyone had a nemesis 😭
Them: Lists iconic nemesis duos
Me, an intellectual: Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus.
im watching this at 3 am with my 1 month old kitten curled up on my neck he is very intrigued by the professor and has pawed at him multiple times
update: I thought he fell asleep so I covered him with my blanket but he immediately put his head back up to watch
He is learning, give him rights
Omg that's the cutest thing. Please tell your kitten I love them
🥺 thats so pure
@@salomeking591 he said he loves you too. I'd say his name but he doesn't have one yet we just call him bebi
@@professorcatosaur cats are like noodles, you should call them soup
it's great to see the light slowly go out of ryan's eyes every episode
The Professor wants to convince himself, and everyone else, that he and Ryan are friends as Ryan says he's going to set the Professor on fire is pure gold.
"On this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved we take a look at the mysterious death of Robert Hook and the curios circumstances leading up to it involving one Sir Isaac Newton."
Whether or not sir isaac newton was a murderer will remain UNSOLVED