Ranking Anthro Women by Biological Accuracy

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  • @SturgGaeming
    @SturgGaeming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +900

    Bro really thought no one would notice this was just a smash or pass episode.

    • @JuanGamer0202
      @JuanGamer0202 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Hold on

    • @Karthik-pn2yj
      @Karthik-pn2yj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​​​@@JuanGamer0202 yaah. I am holding on to...

    • @JuanGamer0202
      @JuanGamer0202 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@Karthik-pn2yj dear God

    • @Marek_v2
      @Marek_v2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@JuanGamer0202 There is more.

    • @JuanGamer0202
      @JuanGamer0202 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Marek_v2 noooo

  • @colinhuber5903
    @colinhuber5903 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1526

    Out of curiosity, why was human hair on a non-mammal bad, but mammalian breasts on non-mammal acceptable?

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1330

      i'm not touching on that in this video I like money. Also breasts can just be lumps on the chest. Nipples are the real issue, and none of them were visible

    • @GastropodGaming2006
      @GastropodGaming2006 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

      @@zzineohp it could just be feathers that are quill like & shaped with waves/curls sometimes, not actual human hair

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      @@zzineohp Obviously these are inflatable throat sacks used for vocalisations to attract a mate.

    • @itryen7632
      @itryen7632 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      ​​@@zzineohp I think there is a more *rational* answer as to why that was left out.

    • @fdsgdxfgddfgdfgdfg3814
      @fdsgdxfgddfgdfgdfg3814 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

      I always preferred reptillian anthro ladies to not have breasts. Idk what is wrong with me, I love em on humans. I guess I just like them to be as they should be, maybe its more "immersive". Feels wrong to try and put something onto a race of sentient beings, solely for your own enjoyment and satisfaction as well. Zzineohp is right though, its the nipples that are the biggest issue. A reptile literally cannot be a reptile if it has mammaries. If they must have breasts, then it should be done like in the Elderscrolls franchise where at the very least Argonians don't have nipples.

  • @aimfulRenegade
    @aimfulRenegade 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

    Just once, I'd like to see anthropomorphic coral. it's technically classified as an animal.

    • @headhalfliving
      @headhalfliving 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      i mean you have spongebob

    • @CasketGenneva
      @CasketGenneva 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@catpoke9557 Please do report when you have completed your chosen task by kindly sharing the link with us, passersby.

    • @CasketGenneva
      @CasketGenneva 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@catpoke9557 Understandable, it shall more than suffice, take all the time you need for it to meet all your set expectations of it and achieve completion of the fruit of your craft.

    • @nikotine1030
      @nikotine1030 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@catpoke9557 You could also tell us your username/site of upload and let us do the searching.

    • @elekiddo
      @elekiddo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You got it (Guy on the left)
      splatoonwiki.org/wiki/File:S3_H2Whoa_2D_Artwork.png

  • @pricefight
    @pricefight 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1650

    i am not a furry, but must admit this video MAY be PEAK

    • @PrairieKass
      @PrairieKass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      I am a furry and i agree with you

    • @micahrobbins8353
      @micahrobbins8353 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      I'm somewhere in between and I agree

    • @windowstudios45
      @windowstudios45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@micahrobbins8353same here

    • @CrimsonNebulaz
      @CrimsonNebulaz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@micahrobbins8353Somewhere in between gang rise up

    • @Bobqwt
      @Bobqwt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I am a furry and I disagree. The video *is* peak.

  • @fiestaFoxtrot
    @fiestaFoxtrot 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +799

    not to be a pedant but the title is "ranking" when what you're doing is CLEARLY "rating"

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +339

      Maybe I was ranking them, and I just forgot to include number 2, 5, 7, and 8

    • @TriflingToad
      @TriflingToad 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@zzineohp I don't think you understood what they meant by ranking haha. Its like a sexy person is a 10/10 but an ugly person would be a 1/10.

    • @N4SCARfaN
      @N4SCARfaN 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@TriflingToad That's rating, not ranking. Ranking is like a leaderboard, giving something a position in a list. Rating is giving it a percentage or score.

  • @brian6508
    @brian6508 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +882

    1:15 Female cows absolutely do have horns, they are removed when they are little.

    • @Terracrafty
      @Terracrafty 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +203

      actually im pretty sure some breeds naturally lack horns in one or both sexes, although in breeds that do have horns they're often removed

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +249

      @@Terracrafty Some breeds do, but all cattle ancestrally had horns on both sexes. Also all cows are female, that's what a cow is.

    • @Hoogalindo
      @Hoogalindo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@PlatinumAltaria moo

    • @wezerd
      @wezerd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Hoogalindo indeed

    • @greenhousestudios7703
      @greenhousestudios7703 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      polled vs unpolled. breed dependent.

  • @EduardVasile5
    @EduardVasile5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +507

    Can't believe this started with bugs. Your content is truly evolving, good sir

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I mean this video also ended with bugs so I guess we go full circle

  • @Zyrdrakyll
    @Zyrdrakyll 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +681

    "walking around with his crack out" now hold on.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      For these situations I'd assume the clothes would be designed to button or strap over the ... rear abdomen, analogous to the difference between a full-button vs. pullover shirt. One of which is notably less likely to interfere with your hairstyle.

    • @NikkiTheOtter
      @NikkiTheOtter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Stratelier That's how I see it most often presented in anthro art (at least, by artists who care about that detail), with underwear and pants (and even skirts sometimes) having a little cutout with a button either offset with a strap, or centered above the tail/thorax/etc.

  • @zzineohp
    @zzineohp  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +698

    At this point, I suppose you could decide that "Pterodactyl" is the common name for any sort of Pterosaur, just like Bear is for Ursus. Truly, the unfeeling hand of language affects us all.

    • @joshuasgameplays9850
      @joshuasgameplays9850 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Whatever the hell a pterodactyl is they're certainly not western dragons with feathered wings

    • @xemiii
      @xemiii 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I will never yield; they are PTEROSAURS not PTERODACTYLS. Pterodactyl as a word has worse mouthfeel too

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      No, pterodactyls refers to the short tailed Pterodactyloidea. So it’s a specific type of pterosaurs.

    • @turkey4802
      @turkey4802 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@nablamakabama488 *Pterodactylus Pterodactyl isn't a pterosaur anymore

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@turkey4802
      Yes, but pterodactyl can refer to any pterodactyloid Pterosaur.

  • @zealot8536
    @zealot8536 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +292

    1:10 In polish sarna means a roe deer while the word for cow is krowa (cattle is a different word). Both of these are still derived from the same PIE root though.

    • @maksymmosiewicz7068
      @maksymmosiewicz7068 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I was just about to say that. Also I wouldn’t say that syrena refers to the car horn

    • @Szachowistrz
      @Szachowistrz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yes, the (car) horn would be called "klakson"(samochodowy). "Syrena" is used more often to describe alarm sounds or ambulance sirens.

    • @Lystr0saur
      @Lystr0saur 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Szachowistrz Mhm, "syrena" literally meaning "siren"; both the mythological creature and the thing ambulances use

    • @damiand3709
      @damiand3709 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Funny that sarna in common speech refers to the gender that does not have horns/antlers. And the species that has pretty much the smallest antlers.

  • @tarundorairaj6089
    @tarundorairaj6089 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +186

    My biggest issue with the baryonyx girl does not have a large claw on each hand. That's like it's main stand-out feature, at least the thing that stood out to me

    • @GandalfTheTsaagan
      @GandalfTheTsaagan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Quite honestly, I don't think you can do much with her besides Archosauria indet.

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      She's supposed to be a gator, but the devs retconned her to Baryonyx. All of the art was done when she was still canonically a gator. Although even her old art had much more pronounced claws. They cut a lot of her animal features during development, which really pissed some people off.

  • @Neptoid
    @Neptoid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    What would the greeks think of this?

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

      like the Ancient Greeks or

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      You'd be surprised to know that the Greeks did something similar with physiognomy.

    • @floydthomas5562
      @floydthomas5562 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      @@zzineohp No, ask a random dude from Greece and report his response

    • @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676
      @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ​@@zzineohp Honestly, the ancients might be fascinated by the existence of this

    • @himbokoopa
      @himbokoopa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      @@floydthomas5562as a greek person i can confirm that this is a pretty good video

  • @postaldude6090
    @postaldude6090 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    i have rediscovered a type of video i thought was long lost. thank you for bringing back the guy rants about something that you never ever thought about up until this point genre, this is actually quite nostalgic

  • @HollisRay
    @HollisRay 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    as someone who draws anthro insects with the abdomen like a tail i laughed so hard when you argued against the thoracic leg placement because that’s always how i excuse it. great video :))

  • @LaussseTheCat
    @LaussseTheCat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    "Dude, quite stressing out, you don't have to make their horns anatomically correct. Literally no one will be able to tell that their differe-"

    • @SSKJ64
      @SSKJ64 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      *Internal screaming from the artist*

  • @Porygoner-vk4dy
    @Porygoner-vk4dy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +407

    The Furry TH-cam algorithm just picked up this video, good luck with your new audience wave.

    • @icterinemarten
      @icterinemarten 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Just learned I'm on the Furry TH-cam algorithm

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They are gonna love this. And by “they” I of course mean “me.”

  • @geiwvsvs
    @geiwvsvs 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    I do this subconsciously whenever I see any kind of anthro character. I'm so glad someone finally realizes the horror that is shark ears that most anthro characters based on sea animals have. Idl why because I'm able to overlook hair on lizard characters, but those weird spikey head protrusions on shark characters are one of my biggest pet peeves

    • @The1nvisibleJeevas
      @The1nvisibleJeevas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The sniddies are what get me, personally.

    • @LazurBeemz
      @LazurBeemz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh they get me alright ​@@The1nvisibleJeevas

  • @deckie_
    @deckie_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    0:49 monster girl actually has the exact same issue because Monster stems from Monere, which means to Warn, but the latin verb Monere can be brought back PIE men, which is also a (possible) root for Human.

  • @thehighlander333
    @thehighlander333 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    12:31 Like and what? LIKE AND WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!?

    • @mrgenry6055
      @mrgenry6055 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...stitute real life experience for imaginary not-even-wholly-human-girls

    • @vertonimal
      @vertonimal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      You heard him. Sub. Now get on your knees.

    • @Yesytsucks
      @Yesytsucks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Subs. You need to like and subs

    • @MAXIMUMPOWER42
      @MAXIMUMPOWER42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Sub. You heard him. Weirdly fitting on a video with women I'd like to sub to.... (jk.. unless, no really jk)

    • @JanJeUstasa1991
      @JanJeUstasa1991 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      SCOOOOTTTLAAAAAND

  • @BeconIsYeck
    @BeconIsYeck 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +527

    Calling it ”Helloova Boss” hurt me personally

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      hiloova

    • @tiedänkö
      @tiedänkö 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      i've also always called it that and will continue to do so

    • @tigergamespl2713
      @tigergamespl2713 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      How else would you call it?

    • @Slender1870
      @Slender1870 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      @@tigergamespl2713 Helluva is pronounced like hell of a, as in one hell of a boss

    • @GandalfTheTsaagan
      @GandalfTheTsaagan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      HelLoona Boss

  • @luzcro7345
    @luzcro7345 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    "This is Fang from Snoot Game"
    You have no idea how funny this is.

    • @thejuxtaposedjinty9140
      @thejuxtaposedjinty9140 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Why? it's true. who told you she's from a certain government funded "indie" "game" that we don't talk about because it doesn't exist.

    • @scottcaramel
      @scottcaramel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@thejuxtaposedjinty9140 ?? what are you waffling about

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@scottcaramelbeautiful use of the English language 9/10

    • @wobbleman3700
      @wobbleman3700 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@scottcaramelhe's saying vh is not truly "indie" (idk why) and not a "game" (a lot of ppl say visual novels are not games but that would disqualify sg too) like his favorite shitty transphobic unoriginal visual novel is any better

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was wheezing. The original was so bad he attributed its main character to the fan-made version without even realizing.

  • @Mortal2064
    @Mortal2064 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    2:56 JESUS- AGAIN! These left hooks from out-of-nowhere are hilarious, and the dry delivery and unbroken pacing accentuate ir by not accentuating it... you're really good at this

  • @xemiii
    @xemiii 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    This is perfect background audio for drawing a dinosaur girl
    Edit: Nothing like hearing the section about the baryonyx hair right after I finished my OC's hair. This is why coelurosaurs are cool because they have feathers, so you can just wave your hand and say "evolved feathers that are analogous to hair, next question"

  • @dixy2029
    @dixy2029 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Please, never change, this is literally the most entertaining content i've seen in months

  • @Randopatchi
    @Randopatchi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    Split pants for the femboy spider, using Velcro

    • @ADudeWhoDo
      @ADudeWhoDo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or hooks like a bra

    • @Tiniuc
      @Tiniuc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Exactly. That's a no-brainer! There's a hole there and the top is split, with Velcro, buckles, or buttons. Bug people wear bras for their butts!

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The tear-away pants gif is in my head thanks

  • @raviolithebest8644
    @raviolithebest8644 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    10:24 “Alright so I couldn’t find any lampreys or starfish so we can skip straight to- *confused monkey noises”*

    • @tiglishnobody8750
      @tiglishnobody8750 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Like Patrick Starfish don't count?

  • @thenatron6136
    @thenatron6136 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Rating (roasting) subscribers' fursonas when?
    Also this video is something I really like. My wyvern sona has spiky elongated scales as hair and is a close relative to vipers, just like real wyverns

    • @IsaaacWithThreeA
      @IsaaacWithThreeA 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd love to see that.

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "Real" wyverns?

    • @crescentcakes
      @crescentcakes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh my god i would kill to see this guy make a video rating people’s fursonas with biological accuracy.

    • @commenter621
      @commenter621 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How did bro get the blue text on TH-cam💀

  • @inverted7683
    @inverted7683 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Thank your for including the D.A.R.E lion, bro is a chad

  • @mapacche47
    @mapacche47 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    i didnt know u were chill like that

  • @ari_cool
    @ari_cool 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    your name is phoenix?!?
    That’s objectively the coolest name ever

    • @toryumau6798
      @toryumau6798 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      … “Objection!” [ Dramatic Finger Pointing ] >)X^D

    • @VecheslavNovikov
      @VecheslavNovikov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Now we just have to wait for the face reveal

  • @deeeeniiiiss
    @deeeeniiiiss 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Listen, you can talk all you want about how accurate loona is to a human and or wolf/dog, but untill we see a 5 hour long sex scene drawn by vivzie we may never know every inch of her body and therefor we have no idea just how accurate she is, if vivzie would be so kind as to make such an animation (focusing on every part of loona AND every hole multiple times) we may get close to knowing a definitive answer.

    • @username_69807
      @username_69807 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That’s a crazy idea 🗣️

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Sooo what exactly are you hoping for there, Buddy?
      _Human Accurate_ 🍑😇
      or *_Wolf/Dog Accurate_* ♠️🥠

    • @deeeeniiiiss
      @deeeeniiiiss 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@sasaki999pro A little bit of everything, all of the time, a bit of everything, all of the tiiimmee

    • @jimothyjimone
      @jimothyjimone 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@deeeeniiiiss Good job. Every neuron in my brain just fused into a useless chunk of grey matter, and I respect you for this.

    • @En_Joshi-Godrez
      @En_Joshi-Godrez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He'll take the cowards way out, which is to say she would have no fur and is anthropologically correct in all areas except the ears, tail, nose, and feet like all the rest.

  • @genericlegoshiguy553
    @genericlegoshiguy553 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Ah yes, Fang, originating from Snoot Game, totally not from anything else.

    • @starterking
      @starterking 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      to be fair snoot game did come out first since it took forever for that game to come out.

    • @Blackcloud288
      @Blackcloud288 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      That's right! Fang, a character whos original first appearance is in Snoot Game!

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The fact that he completely ignored the original is superb justice. There’s a reason Snoot Game was made in the first place, and it’s not because the original was inspirational.

  • @freddydaschizo
    @freddydaschizo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    im not pulling out from any of these furry characters

    • @mewhe
      @mewhe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      literally me

    • @dr.wallacebreen3859
      @dr.wallacebreen3859 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Bro what

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      _EVEN THE SPIDER???_

    • @VecheslavNovikov
      @VecheslavNovikov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@OneBiasedOpinion Especially the spider!

  • @theshapeshifter0
    @theshapeshifter0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    3:28 "Starting with the feet!"
    - RoanokeGames

  • @uppishcub1617
    @uppishcub1617 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    7:04 its hard to see because of the artstyle, but Fang's "scales" are actually just more feathers. You can tell because there's a scene in the game where you can see patches of exposed skin underneath the feathers. And while its not a applicable to Fang, a lot of the "hair" on other dinos in the game is also just more feathers. Also Olivia being a Baryonyx was a retcon by one of the devs because someone told him gators didn't exist in the jurassic era. She actually is supposed to be an alligator.

  • @Ge_sus
    @Ge_sus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Time for another masterpiece

  • @nickedison288
    @nickedison288 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    im begging you to make more videos like this, its amazing, a true work of art really.

  • @augustovasconcellos7173
    @augustovasconcellos7173 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Just coming out of the woodwork here to say, simply pasting on a wolf head on a human body would probably not work well, from an anatomical perspective. Not if you want your anthropomorphic wolf to have human-level intelligence, anyway.
    Think about actual humans for a second. If you think about it hard enough, we are kind of anthropomorphic apes. Yet there is a very good reason why we don't just have chimp heads on upright bodies. Our brains need to be a whole lot larger than those of our primate relatives. We need larger brains so that we have a larger encephalization quotient, which is the measure of how much of our brain mass is dedicated to understanding our surroundings as opposed to how much of it is dedicated to managing our bodily functions.
    The need for a larger brain completely changes the anatomy of our skulls, and it's in a way that goes beyond just having a larger braincase. Humans actually have neotenous skulls - our heads have basically the same proportions as that of a baby ape, but scaled way up. That translates to a larger, rounder brain, a smaller jaw, and a shorter snout (in our case, it's so short we don't really have a snout).
    If you want to see what the equivalent of this would look in an anthropomorphic animal, a good place to start looking would be in a lot of japanese art of anthropomorphic (or as they call it "kemono") characters. Japanese "anime" style often gives characters neotenous facial features for stylistic reasons, and neotenous face and skull is exactly what you'd expect out of an anthropomorphic animal with human-like intelligence.
    *EDIT*
    Also, this need for a large, round braincase is the reason why I ask you to reconsider your stance on hair in non-human anthropomorphic mammals. We humans evolved to have exceptionally long hair on ours scalps - even as we lost hair everywhere else - for a reason. It protects and insulates our brain, which is our most valuable survival tool.
    You see, most other mammals, including our close ape relatives, have their jaw muscles and fat tissue wrap all the way around their braincases. Our brains are too large for that. Our jaw muscles only attach to a small area at the sides of our braincase. The rest is literally just skin and bone.
    You can see a similar arrangement on the skulls of other baby mammals, like puppies and kittens. This means it's likely intelligent anthros with neotenous skulls would have a similar problem, and thereby might benefit from having some kind of protective mane on their scalps - something not unlike human hair.

    • @racookster
      @racookster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Aside from that, since lions and equines have manes that approximate human hair, and Afghan hounds have scalp hair that looks identical to it, I don't see Loona's glorious mop as a problem.

  • @connornelson5434
    @connornelson5434 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Absolutely insane vid, subscribed

  • @thebanditman5663
    @thebanditman5663 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I did not need to know that feathers and hair are just evolved scales, but it does make sense.

  • @smergthedargon8974
    @smergthedargon8974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +136

    Fellow "human hair on anthros" hater 🙏
    >didn't call out the bird for having a _highly mammalian_ feature
    nvm friendship ended
    also idc if his crack's out I'd kiss that spider

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      @@smergthedargon8974 are we talking about Breasts? You didn't see her nipples, you have no idea those are actual mammaries. And given how much flighted birds have to flex there arms radially, she might even have bigger breasts than a human

    • @pananaOwO
      @pananaOwO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      he is cute, indeed

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Then she'd have prominent chest muscles, not breasts

    • @zzineohp
      @zzineohp  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      @@smergthedargon8974 you aint seen her nipples

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@zzineohp Where'd my reply go? I can't see it. How strange.
      Also that's not the shape the chest of a bird with prominent chest muscles would have, I'm pretty sure.

  • @Kowalski_at-Bayern
    @Kowalski_at-Bayern หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The thumbnail message is inspiring

  • @Krust_pl
    @Krust_pl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    "sarna" isn't cow in polish, it's roe (female deer). "krowa" is cow 1:10, and "syrena" isn't car's horn it's "klakson". I don't know from where ur taking those words🤣

  • @xscreade2
    @xscreade2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    throw me to the wolved and i'll come back as a father 🔥🙏

    • @jamesgizasson
      @jamesgizasson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Throw me to the wolves, and I'll come. :3

  • @torgor_
    @torgor_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    finally a topic I can understand

  • @90hamg15
    @90hamg15 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    This channel is so beautifully chaotic, I love it. Thanks.
    But my guy, please start uploading in higher resolution lmao I can't read the funny texts

  • @nuniyoa
    @nuniyoa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    if i may make a case for the sharkgirl's head of hair... wobbegong beards :D (or just defend all fishes with hairy frogfish haha)

    • @VecheslavNovikov
      @VecheslavNovikov 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or it's a wig. Or, I'm reading a story where a snake dude got hair implants to blend in with the mammals better.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@VecheslavNovikov 🏳️‍⚧️

  • @LucasCaminha
    @LucasCaminha 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Okay, since we're being pedantic, let's talk feathers on avemetatarsalians.
    A Baryonyx having feathers on its head is not a particularly terrible speculation. There's no evidence for it, but to be fair there's no evidence for any sort of integument on any kind of spinosaurid, or even their relatives/ancestors the megalosaurids. Their sheer body size does make a featherless body more likely, but the possibility of small patches and tufts can't be ruled out, especially considering a recent paper has shown that the family Compsognathidae likely represents juveniles of various different dinosaur groups, with Scipionyx specifically being referred to as a baby spinosaurid, and since many "compsognathids" had feathers, it's possible it was relatively widespread among even large theropods (then again, we are talking about the downier, non branching feathers here, as pennaceous feathers are a coelurosaurian invention).
    The pterosaur thing is less bad, you were more or less spot on, but I do wanna point out "pycnofibers" (which really are just downy feathers) weren't exclusive to the likes of Tupandactylus, they've been found in incredibly early pterosaurs like Sordes, meaning they were likely a basal trait and thus present on all pterosaurs regardless of species. Their wings were still membranous and portraying them with birdlike feathers is still wrong, just wanted to point that out.

  • @RykerDavis123
    @RykerDavis123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    "Hellooma boss"

  • @dunk.
    @dunk. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    this channel keeps pumping out bangers, the day i subscribed was truly a blessed one

  • @lukanelis6972
    @lukanelis6972 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    -Flawlessly pronounces several words in a foreign language, even those from a dead language
    -Then utterly butchers Helluva (hull- Ova) boss like he just got punched in the throat mid-sentence

  • @K1ng_Squ1dZ
    @K1ng_Squ1dZ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    MY WIFE LOONA IS IN THE THUMBNAIL

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wait you're the who wins guy

    • @K1ng_Squ1dZ
      @K1ng_Squ1dZ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sepi-chu_loves_moths indeed I am

    • @Dolritto
      @Dolritto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Our wife, comrade.

    • @K1ng_Squ1dZ
      @K1ng_Squ1dZ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Dolritto no, hellhounds arent supposed be shared, there is no we, there is no your half, there is only my all of it.

    • @Dolritto
      @Dolritto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@K1ng_Squ1dZ Comrade, evil speaks through You.

  • @ЛилияЯмилевна
    @ЛилияЯмилевна 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I kept thinking about Beatrice from nitw in the gator section.
    She has really cool scales instead of hair and it does look good

  • @disadvantagedchef2683
    @disadvantagedchef2683 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When i saw this video suggested in my recommended, I did not expect this level of research and detail. Round of applause to you good sir.

  • @pjbdm1517
    @pjbdm1517 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    horrible video, love it

  • @damiand3709
    @damiand3709 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The spiders shorts are most likely just worn around the abdomen and connected back above it with buttons or velcro.
    The same often applies to characters with normal vertebrate tails - the concept is known as "furgonomics", and also includes hats with earholes.

  • @Myder_Dragon
    @Myder_Dragon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    New furry lore just dropped

  • @cordycepstv
    @cordycepstv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    bug furry here! the "how do they get their pants on" thing is a problem we've all struggled with at some point. the overwhelming consensus is that we don't think about it too hard because designing clothes for nonhuman body plans is hard

    • @questwalkerko
      @questwalkerko 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Spray-on clothes
      Like cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

    • @cordycepstv
      @cordycepstv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@questwalkerko genius, you're hired

    • @Appletank8
      @Appletank8 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I personally would go for the capes or robes route.

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Solutions:
      -Nudity/less clothing is more accepted
      -Tying/buttoning/strapping bits together
      -Poncho

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Cat guy here. Skirts are your friend when it comes to tails. Robes and dresses are genderless for felinthrope societies in my world building.
      The bigger question is how the fuck do you handle chair design?

  • @heidivalli87
    @heidivalli87 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Finnish jumpscare

  • @nietezraczejnie6303
    @nietezraczejnie6303 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Polish here, sarna absolutly does not mean cow, it means "deer". Krowa means cow

  • @Mortal2064
    @Mortal2064 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    2:06 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, dude! I swear you're doing this intentionally! Calling it "Helloova Boss" WITHOUT changing your tone of voice, saying that sentence as if nothing was wrong... that's a fucking masterclass in humor, dude. I've only gotten this far in the video, and that ONE sentence made me laugh my ass off, keeling me over, tipping me to my side, and bringing tears to my eyes.
    I'm subscribing, because the introduction to this video (for example, the way you just brush past monstergirl) combined with that one subtle jab I just talked about, gives me the impression that you're something like the Monster Hunter ecology guy but with an excellent sense for subtle humor.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “This is Fang from Snoot Game.” Delivered in the most nonchalant, deadpan voice. I am _deceased._

  • @maplemayhem1988
    @maplemayhem1988 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This was surprisingly educational

  • @jackster8976
    @jackster8976 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    What in God's name that I just stumble upon?!
    Make more please!

    • @connivingkhajiit
      @connivingkhajiit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bruhhh i havent seen the skeleton in your pfp since like 2016

    • @jackster8976
      @jackster8976 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@connivingkhajiit I like being nostalgic ^^

  • @Hydro.Lizard.diplomat
    @Hydro.Lizard.diplomat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your humor is perfect, don’t ever change it 🤣 the shark ears also get to me every time. Overall, great video

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    8:01 if your name really is phenix and that was actually an accident you decide to keep in the video, you have an incredible name.

    • @aregulargenericname8794
      @aregulargenericname8794 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Motherfuckers will look at the most obvious joke ever and think it was real

  • @WarChallenger
    @WarChallenger 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    THANK YOU. Fang’s design from GVH/Snoot drives me utterly insane because she is a DRAGON! Six limbs and scales is western dragon. Four limbs and feathers is pterosaur.

  • @brastionskywarrior6951
    @brastionskywarrior6951 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    real intellectual content right here

    • @wasp795
      @wasp795 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this is much different from his usual content

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that you reviewed both I Wani Hug That Gator! and Snoot Game, while COMPLETELY IGNORING the dumspterfire that caused them to spawn in the first place (Goodbye Volcano High) is karma in its purest form.
    In any regard, this had me howling with laughter. The rant was beautiful and had decent logic.

  • @stachu5049
    @stachu5049 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:10 small correction, "sarna" means a roe deer, not cattle. The polish word for cattle is "bydło"

  • @PossumReviews
    @PossumReviews 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If you subtract points for a reptile having hair, you should also subtract points for a bird having boobs and a bellybutton.

  • @isuckatusernames4297
    @isuckatusernames4297 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    taking notes cause I sometimes do draw monstergirls and I like being as biologically accurate as I can.

  • @patrycel
    @patrycel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm surprised that this video exist.
    Very good work on the video

  • @Cassius_the_stinky
    @Cassius_the_stinky 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Are we not going to address the fact that the bird has a belly button, implying that it was BORN from a WOMB like a MAMMAL

    • @racookster
      @racookster 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Actually, birds do have belly buttons. The yolk sac serves the same purpose as a placenta, is attached at the same point, and leaves the same kind of scar once the last of it is completely absorbed. The scar is just covered by feathers and fades more completely, so it's hard to find in adults.

    • @Darth_Niki4
      @Darth_Niki4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@racookster So it's literally a chick? That's... concerning. 🤔

    • @DoubLL
      @DoubLL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That bird has breasts. I don't think the naval is the weird part there.

    • @maximmachinegun7206
      @maximmachinegun7206 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      huh, you learn something new everyday​@@racookster

  • @vadym-beep1241
    @vadym-beep1241 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:40 I actually got to touch a piece of shark skin once, when I was a show of how violins are made. Apparently, it was used as sandpaper before sandpaper existed. It was rough when i slid my finger in one direction, and smoother when in the other.

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    6:08 but it’s a dinosaur, it could have had waterproof feathers, like a duck.

  • @ProfessionalKonigSimp
    @ProfessionalKonigSimp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Finally the content I've been looking for.

  • @Terracrafty
    @Terracrafty 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    "whats the point of the mixture"
    my guy have you been paying ANY attention?
    also if you DO need a detailed explanation as to what the point of the mixture is i recommend "On the Ethics of Boinking Animal People" by Patricia Taxxon right here on TH-cam

    • @Rosemary_Benson
      @Rosemary_Benson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      haha, gods I love Patricia Taxxon

  • @karlvanwyk2950
    @karlvanwyk2950 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can always appreciate someone being incredibly pedantic about things that do not matter, great job

  • @sharpfang
    @sharpfang 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "cattle doesn't have horns" - because they are de-horned very young, the horn-growing corneum damaged to prevent horn growth - as in the cattle business the horns create a lot of risks and problems. Look at some photos of cows from ~40 years ago, before the practice became commonplace.

  • @xJohnnyBloodx
    @xJohnnyBloodx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    imagine putting on your shorts backwards, you button it up, but keep the zipper down. That might be how the spider put on those shorts.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have never been a furry, but i need more of this. This video is actual peak

    • @wasp795
      @wasp795 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      this person does etymology stuff

  • @Stick_and_stone
    @Stick_and_stone 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    11:42 advice: there's a thing where you can say they/them when you don't know a person or for example a character's gender, so that you're not really making any wrong assumptions

    • @Ender-oq1iz
      @Ender-oq1iz 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      He knows that, he was making a joke

  • @mgrah3723
    @mgrah3723 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was actually a fun video and i think artists can learn a bit from this. Subscribed!

  • @Boydar
    @Boydar 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @TalpaTulpa
    @TalpaTulpa หลายเดือนก่อน

    GREAT VIDEO PHOENIX! (I’m not spelling that right)

  • @remigiusznowak7277
    @remigiusznowak7277 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Sarna is actually a type of roe deer

  • @Queen_parker
    @Queen_parker 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do you cram in so many jokes yet you can keep the (somewhat) serious nature of the video.
    10/10

  • @gingivitis9148
    @gingivitis9148 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Tbh I think the femboy spider does have padipalps, if you look down from the "cheekbones" you can see that the appendices go over the collar

    • @LazurBeemz
      @LazurBeemz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Padi plaps

  • @captainphoton1693
    @captainphoton1693 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn. I'd love to send you some of my designs. I often focus on being so accurate that under a certain pose thy just look like the animal. Sort off.
    But your video opened my eyes on so many things.
    Mine Usualy assume the fact that the people creating them was just having fun. And did not care for genes. But Avery thing still derived from them. So if something doesn't make sense it's a choice, while if it genetically make sense. It's just how it happened naturally when he just mixed them together.
    But knowing how thoses legs cam to be with insects VS humans. That cool that's a new info.

  • @HyperVanilo
    @HyperVanilo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Next: Ranking the characters from Wild Assault

  • @timmythegodofthecaelumsupe74
    @timmythegodofthecaelumsupe74 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Theres a certain feeling, one of complete confusion only achieved by a thumbnail like this.

  • @ThePepsiCrusader
    @ThePepsiCrusader 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Wait. Did you mean something else by "Sarna,, means cattle? In Polish cattle is "Bydło,, and if you want so say cow, it would be "Krowa,,. Sarna is deer. Idk if im stupid or just confused.

  • @Skarathorn
    @Skarathorn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Saw this and instantly saved it to watch later, hope i dont regret this

    • @Skarathorn
      @Skarathorn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      was not disappointed, 10/10 video. anyone who says otherwise is attracted to animals

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is peak comedy. I have tears in my eyes. This man is a gem.

    • @En_Joshi-Godrez
      @En_Joshi-Godrez 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Skarathorn "being a 0 or a 1 is literally Ted Bundy" - Professor Lando

  • @wuhoh5277
    @wuhoh5277 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:19 yeah you called it "helloova boss" I know you haven't seen it

    • @DaiyaDoggo
      @DaiyaDoggo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There's no way the goth girl doesn't have a chance of just having dyed hair

  • @AgitatedA
    @AgitatedA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is some good stuff ZZ keep it up man.

  • @idkatthispoint265
    @idkatthispoint265 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    im sorry but sarna doesnt mean cattle
    sarna is what a female deer is called

  • @evanmeacham2395
    @evanmeacham2395 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That chair pose is the thinbnail goes so hard

  • @phonxil4592
    @phonxil4592 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love people with 4 ears tho

  • @andrewevenson2657
    @andrewevenson2657 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cutting off your like and subscribe at the end is a nice touch

  • @Boricua_User146
    @Boricua_User146 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We live in a timeline where the Transformers and furrys are in the same category 😔