Top 5 Worst Dates

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  • @mythnyx3791
    @mythnyx3791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    My dudes, a date can be anything. A date can be going to the mall, grabbing a drink, eating fries, and napping on the couches at Sears. I did that a *ton* throughout high school. We’re married now, and have been a couple for 6 years.

  • @blueoceancorporations1019
    @blueoceancorporations1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2931

    I haven't had a single bad date.
    Neither have I had a good one.

    • @digino24
      @digino24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Have you had a single one?

    • @Awwdoyouneedahug
      @Awwdoyouneedahug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aw poor dude

    • @thehuman1171
      @thehuman1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel the exact way homie

    • @zachlap3020
      @zachlap3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sAmE lOl

    • @smirshmira
      @smirshmira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm friggin 12

  • @thatnamelessguy4011
    @thatnamelessguy4011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Crazy how Shgurr’s art-style changed completely in the span of only 8 months

  • @fen4554
    @fen4554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2739

    *Shgurr:* "I'm super shy"
    *Also Shgurr:* "I can't stand super shy people"

    • @LeonardoPimentel20
      @LeonardoPimentel20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Shy people prefer really talkative people to be around

    • @paballomolata8844
      @paballomolata8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Opposites attract🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @JRayPG
      @JRayPG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I'm a quiet guy and quiet girls are at times annoying to talk to.

    • @lennlennstudios9614
      @lennlennstudios9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Like herself

    • @dssba67
      @dssba67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

  • @dj_rd963
    @dj_rd963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3914

    Shgurr: Coming in at number five"
    Me:woah
    Shgurr: actually I've only been on four
    Me:oh .....STILL WOAH

    • @zeitgeistindustries1792
      @zeitgeistindustries1792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      That's four more than Ive been on AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *laughing turns to sobbing* wahahahaaaaaaaawahahaha

    • @recordkeeper4761
      @recordkeeper4761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same here bro. Same here.

    • @robbie5968
      @robbie5968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BROOOOOOOO

    • @albertolopez1514
      @albertolopez1514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DJ _RD same

    • @TeethHoarderr
      @TeethHoarderr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DJ _RD I've been on 10 with the same person my girl friend

  • @Lenauh
    @Lenauh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    Shgurr: So what’s your favorite color?
    Date: Yes.
    Shgurr: Oh uhh nice.

    • @eriyaaren4193
      @eriyaaren4193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Erlerner Murd that’s the best color in the world

    • @craiggrant3379
      @craiggrant3379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😀

    • @lisawilliams3684
      @lisawilliams3684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL

    • @qurtoi
      @qurtoi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AlbertoOooo got banned for yes

    • @squishyman6291
      @squishyman6291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shgurr: WHATS MANGLES GENDER THIS CAN MAKE OR BREAK OUR RELATIONSHIP!
      Date: ...yes
      Shgurr: *he a dpats* good boy

  • @vanillastorm__9740
    @vanillastorm__9740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6597

    I'm gonna Make Wifi my Valentine
    We have a great Connection

    • @dreamtiger77ify
      @dreamtiger77ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Munchy Dragon lol i get it

    • @justavaa
      @justavaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Munchy Dragon are u WiFi? Cuz I'm connectioned to u ;)

    • @skskskks5077
      @skskskks5077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NICE

    • @VinchGenix
      @VinchGenix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Munchy Dragon 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @TheEmpiresStrongest
      @TheEmpiresStrongest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Munchy Dragon 👍👍👍

  • @andimbritish6933
    @andimbritish6933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    If you play this in reverse you get the top four best dates.

    • @michaelefrece1748
      @michaelefrece1748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Now that’s a big brain idea

    • @Pepagg8
      @Pepagg8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Thats sad XD

    • @gubcatlive
      @gubcatlive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bottom 4 best breakups 👀

    • @dave8253
      @dave8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ... listen hear you little sh-

    • @C_Boomwuw
      @C_Boomwuw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How do I reverse tho-

  • @mr.swedishfish12
    @mr.swedishfish12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    COMING IN AT NUMBA FIVE
    well actually i've only been on four....
    *COMING IN AT NUMBA 4*

    • @Lukas-zv3gi
      @Lukas-zv3gi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *She just had to get that JaidenAnimation plagiarism in the title man*

    • @ghostboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @ghostboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack of Spades why did you repeat it

  • @rex-pup6872
    @rex-pup6872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1315

    Elementary: YOU GET CANDY, YOU GET A CARD, EVERYONE GETS STUFF!
    Middle: Maybe a sucker, if you're lucky.
    High School: Tears.

    • @Mewkityy
      @Mewkityy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Z0 :3 I got a pen for Valentine's Day

    • @420jerm
      @420jerm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Z my boyfriend got sick

    • @avatamii2812
      @avatamii2812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had a "date" in grade six for or dance. I hope grade seven is better....

    • @chromatic2321
      @chromatic2321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Z Going to high school after this summer. Wish me luck

    • @saphirawinters7028
      @saphirawinters7028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Z I know, elementary is the best time for Valentine's day. CANDY! CARDS! Maybe animal tattoo's if your lucky.

  • @raiha2772
    @raiha2772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    Valentines day is my time to...
    ...
    Too...
    Erm...
    ...
    ...
    Watch youtube in my room.

    • @Clementine_Cat
      @Clementine_Cat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alvar Löfdahl same

    • @123GOHANZ
      @123GOHANZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Alvar Löfdahl Valentines? You mean singles awareness day

    • @marquis2736
      @marquis2736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @mammamiagamer7335
      @mammamiagamer7335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alvar Löfdahl Sure...TH-cam.

    • @danielw9542
      @danielw9542 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alvar Löfdahl Lol same

  • @mimineko1019
    @mimineko1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Bro, you hugged her... the ENTIRE time. I’m sorry but what?

    • @syahmiirfan6779
      @syahmiirfan6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Weirdo.

    • @hgetgbg2e1f
      @hgetgbg2e1f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He is 15
      Who is the real enemy?

    • @berserkisdead357
      @berserkisdead357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@hgetgbg2e1f still him.
      *INCEL*

    • @duck5843
      @duck5843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ik Im surprised she even said they're just friends, I would be like "We're NOT in a relationship and we never will be, I thought we could be friends but _no_ get out"

    • @ionisator1
      @ionisator1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if i went on a date i would honestly not be able to not do that

  • @kippo270
    @kippo270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2056

    Valentine's Day is actually SAD day
    Single
    Awareness
    Day

    • @mentai7382
      @mentai7382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kippo Single Awareness Day Day?

    • @paigesonzogni652
      @paigesonzogni652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      StephenDraws Ikr!

    • @furiouskillerxj7khailyando959
      @furiouskillerxj7khailyando959 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kippo true

    • @Black34879
      @Black34879 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kippo 'u' and I don't care cuz I already got a gf I love it i play with it every day and she's name is computer

    • @sijddopoyoleuorftgufufypht161
      @sijddopoyoleuorftgufufypht161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black 34879 same but it a phone never mind (I already have a senpai)😆😆

  • @emma1321
    @emma1321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    "I can't stand super shy people"
    Me: "I'LL NEVER FIND LOVE!"

    • @davidsubritzky2001
      @davidsubritzky2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same 😔

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well... I'm more akward than shy 😅. How do you feel about them?

    • @davidsubritzky2001
      @davidsubritzky2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheBoomguy64 at school I'd say like a few words but at home i talk alot lol

    • @someboi7707
      @someboi7707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im a introvert im not rly that conversational

    • @davidsubritzky2001
      @davidsubritzky2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @omnipotentboom357
    @omnipotentboom357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I haven't even been on 5 dates... I've been on none.... *IM FOREVAH ALONEEEE*

  • @someguyontheinternet8793
    @someguyontheinternet8793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    My worst dates I’ve had
    1: I
    2: have
    3: not
    4: had
    5: one
    6: because
    7: I
    8: am
    9: a
    10: weeb

  • @j1ll1anz85
    @j1ll1anz85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1654

    My top 5 dates:
    5: **Not happened**
    4: **Nope.**
    3: **Ain't happened**
    2: **Still no.**
    1: **Im so lonely T^T**

    • @nerfedmann
      @nerfedmann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Me too .. 17 years of loneliness

    • @kennygudz9326
      @kennygudz9326 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jilly Chan Get a life and ask a guy/girl out ya dumbass! It ain't that hard!

    • @j1ll1anz85
      @j1ll1anz85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ivy the Beagle it was a joke but okay 😂

    • @moroafri
      @moroafri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sounds good, doesn't work

    • @pinecone425
      @pinecone425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only girls in my class are all fat

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    I don't get stalkers, honestly. I mean, don't they comprehend, that their behaviour won't make the person they're stalking stay with them, but quite the contrary, scare them away? And it'd seem like it's not what they want, right?

    • @AzaraGore
      @AzaraGore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Stalkers usually don't care what the person want sin the end. They feel the person they want is being deceived by those around them and they have to save them from that situation or themselves because they (the stalker) knows what's best.

    • @sokleang9569
      @sokleang9569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nob2243 I don’t have any stalker like never one

    • @beemu77
      @beemu77 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know it's weird

    • @SilverPikachu2099
      @SilverPikachu2099 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Noob TH-camr Same

    • @yatexasnycaflnvnigga
      @yatexasnycaflnvnigga 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nob2243 i was one but end up just like anyone lul

  • @Katzura
    @Katzura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    with a total of 4 dates, if you just reverse this list it IS your top 4 dates :D

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "My first date was at 18"
    well that made me feel better about myself

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My first date was at 23

    • @pie2610
      @pie2610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My first date doesn't exist

    • @ElectricMan3444
      @ElectricMan3444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LITTERY EVERYONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD DATE BUT ME WHY WHY

    • @evanishere_
      @evanishere_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My first date was at 13🥶

  • @GIR177
    @GIR177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    “He liked My Little Pony”
    “He seemed a profile weird”
    Color me shocked.

    • @Crows_jewels
      @Crows_jewels 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      GIR177 idk why that might seem like a reference to me....

    • @InkyDave1928
      @InkyDave1928 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *great aunt*
      I'm tickled pink to meet you.
      *me*
      And color me un-impresed

  • @-pinkvoidisfalling-3198
    @-pinkvoidisfalling-3198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Valentines day?
    *_more like lonely day for me_*

  • @supershinystar5515
    @supershinystar5515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    You know what's sad. I've had a few friends since lower school. (Wow big surprise I have friends) And one of them got a crush on a girl. Only to find out a few months later that that girl had a relationship with one of my other friends who happen to be his best friend. I can't imagine what that would have felt like for him. (Because I've never been in a relationship before) But I'm sure he felt very sad.

    • @captain1148
      @captain1148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He missed his chance

    • @shuimanitovlotendeath1726
      @shuimanitovlotendeath1726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Poor guy if i was his freind i would come to him or ask if anything was wrong and i would fet him a drink or something i dont know what grade he was in but i feel bad.

    • @GXelz
      @GXelz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should make a vid and post it online(?) XD

    • @robert31rby
      @robert31rby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Super Shiny Star .... ThAt was complicated

    • @DaddyVeo1911
      @DaddyVeo1911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, if the guy handle it well, it probably felt like a kick in the nads in his heart.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    You can’t have a bad date if you’ve never gone on a date.
    **black dude tapping temple meme**

    • @urmomisurdad5422
      @urmomisurdad5422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How do you not know eddy murphey even if you are white thats sad lol

    • @Ok_Butterscotch1549
      @Ok_Butterscotch1549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roll safe think about it

    • @eavannickolas4571
      @eavannickolas4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uhhh... Okieriete Onaodowan?

  • @dawsonparker3570
    @dawsonparker3570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    my mom thought we were trying to be twilight or something.. heheh...
    no.

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Never liked twilight

    • @sophiao899
      @sophiao899 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dawson Parker I read this just as she said that pf

    • @akibunnn
      @akibunnn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +shgurr same i prefer midnight

    • @harshinidevi4132
      @harshinidevi4132 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sophia O Same

    • @sulcifer
      @sulcifer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dk

  • @DisplacedJayce
    @DisplacedJayce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Her: After I would post a picture he would, like, comment...
    Me: LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE! DONT FORGET TO HIT THAT NOTIFICATION BELL SO YOU DONT MISS ANY UPLOADS!!!!

  • @yanionthestreet
    @yanionthestreet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I took my girlfriend to her first comic con,and she loved it!I think I did good for a first date.

    • @kostonforever2005
      @kostonforever2005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well that sounds cool

    • @haileyh1598
      @haileyh1598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yan-chan productions presents cool

    • @0101-q5m
      @0101-q5m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yan-chan productions presents 👌👌

    • @mastersithandfanofmostlyev582
      @mastersithandfanofmostlyev582 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yan-chan productions presents that is A GREAT IDEA FOR A DATE

    • @MKitch04
      @MKitch04 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yan-chan productions presents nice

  • @happydoodler3511
    @happydoodler3511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This was one of my comfort videos! Thank you Shgurr for putting it back TvT
    I'm glad to hear you're doing a bit better, and we'll be here for if/when you wanna upload anything again :D

    • @babyperi6821
      @babyperi6821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weah

    • @Arzivex
      @Arzivex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is a comfort video?

    • @happydoodler3511
      @happydoodler3511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Arzivex a comfort video is a video I go to when I want to be cheered up, because I find that watching it makes me happy

  • @BobBob-pz1sd
    @BobBob-pz1sd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    'Like I was some anime girl'... do you know what you do for a living m8?

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lol she is a 2d girl lol

    • @peoplescareme_8682
      @peoplescareme_8682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bob Bob she is a animater not an anime character "m8"

    • @C4H10N4O2
      @C4H10N4O2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think it was a joke...

    • @spoompls5308
      @spoompls5308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ultracoyote Skits it's a joke tho :/

    • @peoplescareme_8682
      @peoplescareme_8682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X 1stCenturyGamer X yup I know I'm adding thought to a joke lol

  • @sponge9791
    @sponge9791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    If you keep making animations like this I will subscribe until the end of times

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Okee

    • @nickshpiece9441
      @nickshpiece9441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, your really good!

    • @N_U-
      @N_U- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shgurr 🔮~🔮

    • @vampyrrr
      @vampyrrr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      shgurr ❤️💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝🔴🔵🔺🔻🔸🔹🔶🔷▪️▫️◾️🔳🔲◽️◼️

    • @smilingmeme1252
      @smilingmeme1252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ducc i Like ducks

  • @heav7nly
    @heav7nly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3651

    Oh Valentine's day...a day to just relax and have a date with your chocolate...🍫😍😻

    • @ASH1928
      @ASH1928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      esther jung
      I took girl scout cookies out of my stash and passed them out through my school.

    • @dfadsfadsful
      @dfadsfadsful 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      esther jung d

    • @Emzyra
      @Emzyra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emily Montgomery OMG GIRL YOU RIGHT WHY SHOOT A SCHOOL IN FLORIDA ONNNNNN VALINTIMES DAY just BOIIII

    • @aikomazoku
      @aikomazoku 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      esther jung exactly

    • @imwhoimgantayat6777
      @imwhoimgantayat6777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elrmtray

  • @ImperatorPenguin
    @ImperatorPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    And now, an abbreviated guide to dating shgurr. This is not based on personal experience, this is based on this video alone, wild assumptions on my part, and non-sequiturs.
    1. Actually talk.
    2. Don't rant for an hour about something she doesn't really care about... if it's something she does care about you might get extra fifteen minutes, a half-hour at the most.
    3. Don't expect a kiss if you're a shy bore.
    4. Look at her, talk to her, interact with her, and don't know people who are more interesting than you. (as an aside, what is the appeal of playing COD anyway?... oh, I see. It's NOT a fishing game.)
    5. Don't text every few minutes... which should go without saying in any situation, really.
    6. Don't be weirdly handsy.
    7. Be your own man.
    8. Establish that there actually is a date going on.
    9. Don't stalk her on social media... an inherently difficult proposition to be certain.
    10. If you go to see a movie with her... DON'T CRY THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
    11. Don't try to get to her through her siblings. That sort of thing is just rude regardless of context.
    12. And this is crucial, don't make weird lists or comments on... her... videos.
    Thank you for coming to my FRED talk, please remember to take your complimentary baby tapir on your way out.

    • @delta_man0176
      @delta_man0176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bruh, doesn't this apply to every date

    • @firepawx3779
      @firepawx3779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow 🤩

    • @prince.logan404
      @prince.logan404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      7. Be your own man OR WOMAN PRIDE MONTH WAS JUST 3 DAYS AGO

    • @lennaerthondelink7374
      @lennaerthondelink7374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Summary:
      1. Don't be a creep
      2. Don't be a bore
      3. Don't be basic

    • @book-obsessedweirdo8677
      @book-obsessedweirdo8677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came to the FRED talk. I remembered to take the baby tapir. I GOT NO BABY TAPIR.

  • @elliedolo
    @elliedolo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    " He was a little odd tho..."
    Me: " was he Theoddonesout?"

  • @xyke1600
    @xyke1600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    *When you realize all the guys she dated looks the same.* DUN DUN DUN!

  • @DDD_Tinker
    @DDD_Tinker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    here's my top five worst dates
    5.
    4.
    3.
    2.
    1.

    • @jortand
      @jortand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      your dates sound very simalar ;Thinking;

    • @jako4576
      @jako4576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can relate ... *starts crying*

    • @humanperson2775
      @humanperson2775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well I'm only starting high school in a week sooooooooooo yeah

    • @alondracastillo7857
      @alondracastillo7857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Animal Gamer oh same

    • @miraacosplayer4658
      @miraacosplayer4658 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Animal Gamer same

  • @sociallyawkwarddonut5469
    @sociallyawkwarddonut5469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Shgurr: "I was 18 at the time and he was 15..."
    Me: "Ummmmmm"
    Shgurr: "Immediately once the movie started playing he wrapped his arms around me and gave me a hug"
    Me: "That's... a little weird but okayyy..."
    Shgurr: "But do you mind telling me why he didn't stop... FOR THE ENTIRE MOVIE?"
    Me: "WAIT WHAT-"
    Shgurr: "On the way home he was trying to hold my hand-"
    Me: *dialing 911*
    HE. WAS. 15. AND. SHE. WAS. 18.
    [Insert *Wait. That's illegal.* meme]

    • @DW-fn2mq
      @DW-fn2mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's not that much of an age gap it was just creepy and uncomfortable

    • @reyssocool
      @reyssocool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DW-fn2mq well its also illegal bc he was a minor and she was not lmao

    • @ibrarjan5635
      @ibrarjan5635 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reyssocool yea but it was just a date just wait 2 years of talking to them and then they arent minors

    • @smok7785
      @smok7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ibrarjan5635i dont think youre getting the fact that an 18 year old dating a 15 year old is illegal and you can get arrested for it

    • @ten-7335
      @ten-7335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smok7785 also remember that she didn’t even know it was a date she just thought they were hanging out💀 she even said he was fifteen so there was no way she’d get into a relationship with the boy

  • @st4arrs
    @st4arrs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    When i was in kindergarten this guy called kevin p. He wanted to kiss me on the lips and then i told my teacher and my teacher was like "let him kiss you its not that bad" and in my mind i was like "what did she just say?!" I was like i aint going to kiss no one

    • @rokia360
      @rokia360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Why would a teacher let their 5 year old student kiss each other?

    • @sunnysideupp1797
      @sunnysideupp1797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      are teachers even allowed to do that?

    • @1moresubplease510
      @1moresubplease510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm sorry but WUT!

    • @stingrae919
      @stingrae919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cute galaxy pilar garcia anguiano star omg, that’s a bad teacher

    • @creativelemon1820
      @creativelemon1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha the same thing happened to me but in 2 grade but I slapped him hard but not to hard

  • @mcnoogets3319
    @mcnoogets3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    5:26 I thought that was
    TheOdd1sOut

  • @matteofurslinger
    @matteofurslinger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    And now you have 1.1 million stalkers.

  • @coolsceegaming6178
    @coolsceegaming6178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    All of these dates are bad.
    But they’re all better then Twilight!!

    • @dreamerkid3823
      @dreamerkid3823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like Twilight. 😐

    • @bladesofderp4649
      @bladesofderp4649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol the relationship between youtube rewind and the youtube community is better than twilight

    • @dreamerkid3823
      @dreamerkid3823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No its not. 😡

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dreamerkid3823 im Gonna woooosh you for the next 30 hours
      Woooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh WooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWooooshWoooosh

    • @danaw6972
      @danaw6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @MaddieFishblob
    @MaddieFishblob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    MY top 5 worst dates: I've never been on one, I've never been on one, I've never been on one, I've never been on one, and I've never been on one😂😂😂

    • @lolyolo
      @lolyolo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maddie Fishblob same

    • @hli5457
      @hli5457 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maddie Fishblob same...

    • @darceeo700
      @darceeo700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How old are you peoplez -.-

    • @WolforNuva
      @WolforNuva 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't speak for the others, but I'm 26 and never been on a proper date.
      I did have a friend online who became my girlfriend for a few weeks before she figured that she was happier staying friends after all, but since we never were together when we met up, yeah, never been on a date.

    • @bagheera5150
      @bagheera5150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weird. Almost every kid I've known since the 7th grade has been on a date

  • @anzarv
    @anzarv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    When I was in elementary people got bags and passed out candy to everyone, like it was like Halloween or something. I used to hate it, but now in High school I hate it more because I keep either ending up single or getting friendzoned😭

    • @denisalexsketchcorlandsubf8080
      @denisalexsketchcorlandsubf8080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i would only take the candy and not look at him or her

    • @heav7nly
      @heav7nly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fresh Animations I feel ya

    • @channelname107
      @channelname107 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fresh Animations oou

    • @crazyawesomeradical2
      @crazyawesomeradical2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same story too every time I got a friend in one grade he would leave the next grade so I usually got rejected and then left alone for myself each year 😢

    • @NarwhalDrawsD
      @NarwhalDrawsD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was awesome it was like free candy nobody even liked eachother besides friends back then

  • @theofficialgamer6679
    @theofficialgamer6679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    gotta say, LOVE the way your hair looks in the animations!

    • @theofficialgamer6679
      @theofficialgamer6679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wow, reading that now it seems...really creepy
      Like super creepy

    • @amaniross2183
      @amaniross2183 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The official gamer I agree

    • @theofficialgamer6679
      @theofficialgamer6679 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      with the creepy part of the good hair part?

    • @amaniross2183
      @amaniross2183 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The official gamer the nice hair

  • @ImperatorPenguin
    @ImperatorPenguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Big Bird: Ah, so you've met my cousin... Jonathan.

  • @m.bukhori2304
    @m.bukhori2304 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1492

    when valentines starts
    imma hangout with a goddamn wifi
    Edit 5/15/2019
    Heck yeah 1.5K likes

    • @lol-gm8hl
      @lol-gm8hl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what the heck did you say? Me too

    • @geothom
      @geothom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #reablte

    • @prestoncoons7229
      @prestoncoons7229 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BYU!!!!

    • @foxskulldehdemon5048
      @foxskulldehdemon5048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what the heck did you say?
      That's my life

    • @jacklgamez
      @jacklgamez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what the heck did you say? Me to

  • @sneezeswhoopsisneezed5895
    @sneezeswhoopsisneezed5895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Valentine's Day is the day where:
    You stop your diet and eat chocolate as a midnight snack

    • @suicidaltoby8115
      @suicidaltoby8115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poppu Doroppu omfg yasssssssssssss 😂😂

    • @thediamondgamertdg7558
      @thediamondgamertdg7558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Poppu Doroppu for me is the day I do nothing but make videos XD ...
      And the are not romantic

    • @skele_ghostgamer5673
      @skele_ghostgamer5673 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @N_U-
      @N_U- 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poppu Doroppu True 😂

    • @seckhardt920
      @seckhardt920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When you don't even like chocolate
      Nobody likes me for that

  • @hotelhideawayaddict2320
    @hotelhideawayaddict2320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “Really upsessed guys after me”
    Can’t relate...

    • @samirarosehasan8575
      @samirarosehasan8575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silly Gooose me too ...:/

    • @vidyagodwin708
      @vidyagodwin708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol same

    • @yatexasnycaflnvnigga
      @yatexasnycaflnvnigga 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silly Gooose maybe they never seen someone act nice to them that why don't aware wait for the future

    • @yatexasnycaflnvnigga
      @yatexasnycaflnvnigga 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mostly end up not dating and got better and loving someone else

    • @butter7170
      @butter7170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silly Gooose oof

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Top 5 worst dates.”
    Hey, at least you have been on a date. *cries

  • @KR-qc7rl
    @KR-qc7rl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    I'm the one here sitting alone on a phone :') eating chocolate I bought myself

    • @Dazon
      @Dazon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Intergalactic Wolf lol

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      me actually x'D

    • @kidfrost2006
      @kidfrost2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intergalactic Wolf
      me every valentine day
      (ಥ_ಥ)

    • @transminecraftsteve7263
      @transminecraftsteve7263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intergalactic Wolf are we.. The same person?

    • @KR-qc7rl
      @KR-qc7rl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Koralle Thecat who knows what's living in my brain. 👥

  • @jubbybrab
    @jubbybrab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Shgurr's a woman of her word.
    Next video was the video about being kidnapped

    • @nikkiw.1163
      @nikkiw.1163 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DunDun Productions um 😐 yes we know

  • @tatianaf.2708
    @tatianaf.2708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    Me: Yay a video.
    *Looks at homework*
    Me: NOPE LET ME WAAATTCHHH!!
    *Throws Homework across room*
    R.I.P Homework

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      homework does suck XD

    • @haxao
      @haxao 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shgurr wow I remember all the, fnaf content AND I agree homework stinks

    • @dzkhaled
      @dzkhaled 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      shgurr yes it suckz

    • @tatianaf.2708
      @tatianaf.2708 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I finished it anyways

    • @kyraawest
      @kyraawest 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same XD

  • @user-ij8gy3ec6r
    @user-ij8gy3ec6r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "His MOM drove him to the movies!"
    He was 15, how else??? lmao

    • @user-ij8gy3ec6r
      @user-ij8gy3ec6r 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kilometreman You know diggity damn well this was rhetorical, foo.

  • @bookmarker2891
    @bookmarker2891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2732

    When you realize you're number two
    Edit: ONLY FOR THE TEXTING PART THO

  • @jakemerrick3159
    @jakemerrick3159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    when she said "don't won't to hear anymore comics" pore James. :)

    • @RebelKimchi
      @RebelKimchi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake Merrick poor

    • @jakemerrick3159
      @jakemerrick3159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rebel Kimchi yh it was 2 o. clock in the morning and I only just noticed :)

    • @angryspongebob5657
      @angryspongebob5657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake Merrick poor*

    • @jakemerrick3159
      @jakemerrick3159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up I'm bad at English :):):)
      thanks tho its kinda funny how bad I am at English

    • @shreeyastache
      @shreeyastache 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *poor

  • @pamesy-jatterson7352
    @pamesy-jatterson7352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "All of my dates were awful"
    -Shgurr, 2017

  • @sofiaadame2234
    @sofiaadame2234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So, by what I can see is that you apparently always get the shy/timid ones and(or) the eccentric ones. Also by what you said or something like that at least you didn't get a very, very worst and obsessive (too obsessive) date(s) because that would have caused problems for something (not sure). Have a good time.

  • @datura3638
    @datura3638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "Top 5 Dates"
    *I hate shy people and comics*
    ;-;...shet I'm shy..

  • @jacobpvp5800
    @jacobpvp5800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    You are lucky you got dates...

    • @Nathidraws
      @Nathidraws 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha.. yeah..

    • @memelord8774
      @memelord8774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JacobPVP yeah

    • @impogi7072
      @impogi7072 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It be hard sometimes the only dates I’ve been to we’re always at a school football game

    • @bbrandumbb
      @bbrandumbb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so lonely! D:

    • @0101-q5m
      @0101-q5m 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      :'v

  • @sanacezar9482
    @sanacezar9482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    the intro was literally my valentines day.

  • @apple_1220
    @apple_1220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    My worst dates
    1 I’ve
    2 never
    3 had
    4 One
    5 sad 😢

    • @ironknee3487
      @ironknee3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iiSxnRay editss you have a roblox pfp I’m not suprised

    • @dynamowill
      @dynamowill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @SilentSqul
    @SilentSqul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    HOW DID I LIVE WITHOUT YOUR CHANNEL?!?

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ha I'll make something I will

    • @normieslayer1169
      @normieslayer1169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Because you eat, drink, sleep and maybe exercise .

    • @miathenonexistentbirb4182
      @miathenonexistentbirb4182 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had acid and then I was find

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk, think about it.

    • @BeanSoup9885
      @BeanSoup9885 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      U lived wit no interwebz

  • @luckdragon836
    @luckdragon836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    this is some good stuff
    9/10 animating
    6/10 mic
    10/10 topics

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mm fair scale! I didn't animate much to save time I focused more on scenes and I used my iPhone for audio XD

    • @nyulkie5867
      @nyulkie5867 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snake Goat a

    • @staticshotaop561
      @staticshotaop561 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      shgurr boi

    • @Drew-zp8dp
      @Drew-zp8dp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snake Goat: how do you rate GradeAunderA's mic 😏

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      11/10 script

  • @bebop417
    @bebop417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    It feels like I managed to embodie all 4 of those examples at once during my... 'dating' attempt. I still feel bad for her because of how socially akward I was during the whole thing. I just really had no idea what to do or talk about and I wasn't able to read the situation cuz my mind was hella anxious and going in a million different directions. I just ended up doing a bunch of cliche activities (frolf, ice cream, movie), being really shy and akward and definitely no fun U.U. At least I didn't go for any unwanted touching or kissing? Kinda wish I never tried to begin with idk what I was actually trying to do, but at least now I can look back on the experience and... nope I just wanna forget it ever happened :(.
    At least now im self aware enough to realize im not even remotely close to a normal person, which im proud of, and probably shouldn't attempt to conform to a way of dating or doing things that I either don't understand or am not interested in. I'm just letting friendships happen naturally and if it turns into something more, than it does :D \o/. If not then at least it makes things simple ^.^ lol *fake laugh concealing somewhat real pain*
    nah but for real not everyone will get a fairytale ending but thats ok. We don't get to decide everything that happens to us, all we can do is decide how to handle it and how to keep livin life. ^_^
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    ('')_('') Fly freely friends o7

    • @arandomperson1520
      @arandomperson1520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't read anything you said but hey

    • @facevaluehighfive
      @facevaluehighfive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read all of it and I thought that was 👍 good for you mate

    • @golfie46
      @golfie46 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bebop417 insert meme

  • @lippa2642
    @lippa2642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow, I can't believe that this one video had lead to her life changing forever in a positive light. Just to think that, during these times, she had gone through so much. I'm glad she found her inner self, and I'm also glad she didn't take down some of her old content, so that we could reflect on what she used to be, and how much better she is now. You're in inspiration, shgurr.

  • @lemon-xk4kp
    @lemon-xk4kp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I just gonna sit at the wall when it valentine

    • @BabyBlueSun
      @BabyBlueSun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [MCPE] lemonhead154 my mom got me a 3 pound bag of gummy bears

    • @Caseph_Sergio
      @Caseph_Sergio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol your just a kid so you don't need to be on valentines

    • @Evergr33n10
      @Evergr33n10 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emma's Kitten Army The “Wall” is a restaurant at the school that Shgurr goes to. I attend the same university.

    • @jackieparker3668
      @jackieparker3668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @robloxnoob2652
      @robloxnoob2652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [MCPE] lemonhead154 same

  • @PistolF3v3r
    @PistolF3v3r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    *Hey don’t touch me there, that’s my no no square,*
    -As Her dang “Square” Expands to all around her-

    • @asymptotic195
      @asymptotic195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the illymation references are flying

    • @abbygoeslive4606
      @abbygoeslive4606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -i dont get it-
      I TOTALLY understand...

    • @jijimagadia
      @jijimagadia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This reminds me of country humans *no no square meme*

    • @teamleo1673
      @teamleo1673 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is art

    • @confusedcoi6686
      @confusedcoi6686 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      -I dont get it-

  • @noodlegumm_
    @noodlegumm_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    unfortunately im a really shy persON, yikes. i mean i try to communicate as best as i can but im just sO AWKWARD

    • @guardianofnon-sense7515
      @guardianofnon-sense7515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jippy same I only talk a lot if they‘re people around me that Ik but as soon as a stranger appears I shut down like windows vista

    • @sologoso
      @sologoso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, If you keep trying to interact socially, you’ll continue to grow as an individual, and eventually you won’t be so awkward. I know, ‘cause I used to be

    • @suggonmsb9760
      @suggonmsb9760 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just don't have the balls to ask someone out

    • @phatschmeag
      @phatschmeag 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can see....

    • @skeletonlemonade9100
      @skeletonlemonade9100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never get really embarrassed talking but i stutter and can never put my thoughts into words

  • @paperbullet1945
    @paperbullet1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The BYU-I dating scene is... yeah, it's a lot lol
    (proud alumni here)

    • @juliakra01
      @juliakra01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Help I'm going there in the fall

    • @TheZeke64
      @TheZeke64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially for a demi-ace, I bet

  • @aa-nq4qo
    @aa-nq4qo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    ‘except for that one guy that lives in the shed’
    me: ...SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GUNNA ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

    • @Bee-pd7oe
      @Bee-pd7oe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @kawaiineko1500
      @kawaiineko1500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @stressedcatt7938
      @stressedcatt7938 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont get what’s so funny?

    • @looker15997
      @looker15997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am Proto WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

    • @looker15997
      @looker15997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to the internet i will be your Guide DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

  • @mid9729
    @mid9729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Never had a date never will
    "dabs"

    • @oida10000
      @oida10000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dabs?

    • @lopkacper4533
      @lopkacper4533 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GG you got an award: *You lost life! Now you can stay in basement whole days in parents house!* :D

    • @bts_kimtaehyung3766
      @bts_kimtaehyung3766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mihailo Dragon *YOU ARE ARRESTED FOR THE CRIME OF DABBING!*

    • @aliminhas5981
      @aliminhas5981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same here bro we are united *dab

    • @Azadeus
      @Azadeus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mihailo Dragon POKEMON GO TO THE POLES

  • @laneyybuggg_
    @laneyybuggg_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    wait i only just realized u posted this on my birthday! thanks friend.

  • @botwgeek6695
    @botwgeek6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Socially their not that great” That’s me. I can’t socialize.

  • @canofcreamsoda2211
    @canofcreamsoda2211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Goes to eat with 15 year old realizes it's a date *FBI OPEN UP*

  • @TheBigEggRoll
    @TheBigEggRoll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    sad to admit i watched this for tips

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      did u learn anything? Mistakes and what u should do? I am only here for the comment section lol.

    • @OhertRasmus
      @OhertRasmus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too thanks

    • @hipster_tacos
      @hipster_tacos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish this was facebook now so I could sad react this comment

    • @lightningbolt0477
      @lightningbolt0477 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      grimace the almighty grimace you have disappointed me

    • @Wonsi_pri
      @Wonsi_pri 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      grimace the almighty relatable

  • @sandraleon9619
    @sandraleon9619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dipper and Mabel were kidnapped by Bill Chiper in a haunted house on Halloween night

  • @ShadowTheShameful
    @ShadowTheShameful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    After I look back on this: I realized Valentine’s Day was DEPRESSION
    Ditching
    Eternal
    Pressure
    Really
    Every
    Sadness
    Story
    In
    Obvious
    Nutshells

  • @basilsgarden100
    @basilsgarden100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "Except for the one guy that lived in the shed.... Eh.."

  • @abigator8261
    @abigator8261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I'm getting jaiden animation vibes from this hahaha, I want to talk to my crush BUT.... yeah I dunno how.. .-.

    • @skylaxsquirrel2896
      @skylaxsquirrel2896 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tell your crush this! "Hows it cookin' good looking, you smell like chicken...Can I lick you ;3" Trust me, it works aaaaal the time! *starts sobing*

    • @HallowIsSmol
      @HallowIsSmol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ghost The Wolf I don't know how to talk to my crush either.

    • @dzkhaled
      @dzkhaled 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ghost The Wolf the best way to talk with your crush
      **crushed her**
      **dies**

    • @melontoosh3010
      @melontoosh3010 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm giving my crush a valentines card on Monday. Anonymously. Wish meh luck!

    • @abigator8261
      @abigator8261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Melon Toosh good luck!!! -3-

  • @kermrek
    @kermrek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Im odd and i like that way
    WOO BEING ODD! LIKE IF YOU ARE ODD AND LIKE IT

    • @golfie46
      @golfie46 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Acenamation but are you the odd

    • @skvnkpunk_o7
      @skvnkpunk_o7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cough cough......
      THEODD1SOUT
      THEODD1SOUT
      THEODD1SOUT

  • @jonw3738
    @jonw3738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Glad to see this has been re-posted!

  • @Ty-D1e2
    @Ty-D1e2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Why does everyone relate this to Jaiden Animations? Literally lots of people do this, even I want to at some point...just need a mic and recording thing, heh. This was amazing, and other people get to know you a bit more with these types of things. It's also cool to watch because it's not repetitive. What I mean by that is your life is different from everyone else's, so people don't know what to expect from this video. They might be surprised, or even amazed. I almost expected some cliche-ish stuff, but this seemed REALLY legit! Make more of this, it's really cool to watch >w<

    • @shgurr
      @shgurr  7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      yes. its kinda like vlogging

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Becuase we are lonely perverted otakus or inspiring shy-bitch artists or or or idk butholes.

    • @ComputerGirlMae
      @ComputerGirlMae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The reason people relate this to jaiden is because she's one of the more popular "ramble" animation youtubers.

    • @starthenightguard5093
      @starthenightguard5093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fang The Vampurr it's the animation. I don't mind it at all. I know she's not copying Jaidon so who cares?

    • @mrs.turtlefood4389
      @mrs.turtlefood4389 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fang The Vampurr, IKR LOL

  • @kidfrost2006
    @kidfrost2006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    my girlfriend broke up with my on valentines day
    TwT
    I don't like valentines

    • @Zyn_Shi
      @Zyn_Shi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      T-T Same with my boyfriend I know the feeling

    • @panpwintphyu7740
      @panpwintphyu7740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never had a date or kissed ever

    • @celeste9549
      @celeste9549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes. Girls can be...eh. Even though I'm a girl myself. Everyone is..EHHH...

    • @AlyssaAdamoli
      @AlyssaAdamoli 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      rip

    • @maryfoxx6019
      @maryfoxx6019 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      that sounds like something guys do :-/
      but regardless of gender, that's rly mean :-(

  • @itzt0a5t95
    @itzt0a5t95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I never had a date ;-;

    • @keitasworld8952
      @keitasworld8952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Coco i did... Bad bad mistake

    • @Rin-jo4yb
      @Rin-jo4yb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm guessing you are like 12

    • @pamelajuarez7768
      @pamelajuarez7768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coco Same ;-; I feel you

    • @Dylan-hy2zj
      @Dylan-hy2zj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coco They are bad and awkward always get to know the person enough to keep a conversation before the date lol otherwise it's cancer

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I NEVER HAD *A* DATE,
      I'VE HAD OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kelsiebell1710
    @kelsiebell1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Here's what I did (Christian version) I went to a indoor water park with my friend 1 hours and a half away from my home. And I saw a cute life life guard working the slide, the amount of times we went down that side is insane, anyway after I started sparking up a few conversations with him before going down I saw his water bottle has Jesus stickers and crosses and so my thought were just flooded with "he's one of us" so I pulled all of my Christian pick up lines out and used them. Long story short we have been dating for a few months now

    • @jojojoestar5658
      @jojojoestar5658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the "his one of us" lol, but seriously tho i think i might want some of these christian pick up lines that you talking abt

    • @writingmystory2324
      @writingmystory2324 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is adorable!

    • @dgbd9030
      @dgbd9030 ปีที่แล้ว

      what are the christian pick up lines

  • @Atlas_1127
    @Atlas_1127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I only went on fou-
    COMING IN AT NUMBER FOUR

  • @rougerose1236
    @rougerose1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    MY SENPAI LEFT ME FOR MY FRIEND

  • @austyndoesthings
    @austyndoesthings 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Shgurr: I dated 5 guys
    I dated..
    Me: I KNOW WHO YOU DATED YOU DATED A *BOY*

    • @sidewalk__
      @sidewalk__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shgurr: I dated five guys

    • @Aheartmk
      @Aheartmk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No a gurl. Im a girl

    • @lifesucks325
      @lifesucks325 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anna Mations lol

    • @drisssebti4934
      @drisssebti4934 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sugurr: i dated 100,000

    • @dankusfrankus6152
      @dankusfrankus6152 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr TheMan the resturant

  • @quinn5026
    @quinn5026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I went on a date with someone to see cats and lets just say in the first 20 mins of that date it reached number 1

  • @cozzy_inu8049
    @cozzy_inu8049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    and now you have 403K stalkers

    • @chaiwengkeat7364
      @chaiwengkeat7364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cozzy_Inu every single follow and like

    • @mr.cranker8086
      @mr.cranker8086 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cozzy_Inu make that 555k stalkers.

    • @keycicle
      @keycicle 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cozzy_Inu when will it hit 666,666 views? *666,666 views*. Now satin is watching.

    • @angryspongebob5657
      @angryspongebob5657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cozzy_Inu and now 1M.

  • @tarosen6027
    @tarosen6027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Shgurr, you just made a new logo for Red Robin.
    RED BIG BIRB

    • @squishyman6291
      @squishyman6291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In New York there is a pizza place called big red bird

  • @rs_jj7078
    @rs_jj7078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    1:26 yEEt

  • @tes3327
    @tes3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    3:28
    *Guy asks Shgurr to pick literally his entire wardrobe...*
    Shgurr: He mad it to the talk..
    And he came *NAKED*

  • @jarrettflores9625
    @jarrettflores9625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    If my date does not like anime we are probably not going to have a 2nd date
    Key word: PROBABLY

  • @1millionsubswithoutavideo789
    @1millionsubswithoutavideo789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The comics guy is DEFINITELY my type
    I could talk just about that for the rest of our life's

    • @xlectraheart
      @xlectraheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rosemary Muñoz
      Same

    • @ishu2152
      @ishu2152 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, it with cars

    • @saturnzhornetz44
      @saturnzhornetz44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEEEEEEES but as long as he also puts up with me doing the exact same thing for whatever I'm hyperfixated on lol

  • @dyingisahobby9190
    @dyingisahobby9190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You have bad luck with love too!?
    Needless to say I’m subscribing.

  • @silaswarren8418
    @silaswarren8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a fifteen year old, please hurt our little egos if we are being wierd

  • @devinemagic8338
    @devinemagic8338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I'm socially awkward too :D

    • @glass4600
      @glass4600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Devine Magic it sucks

    • @davidstalj693
      @davidstalj693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same! The last guy described me almost perfectly, except for the hugging part...

    • @sp1re889
      @sp1re889 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Devine Magic I understand you

  • @nosniboR_naI
    @nosniboR_naI 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:10 aww yagi looks so cute

    • @C4-2
      @C4-2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nosniboR naI my senpi wont notice me

    • @joeymarionII
      @joeymarionII 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      nosniboR naI I

  • @catsak7843
    @catsak7843 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I just treat Valentine's Day as a regular day because nobody likes me

    • @Bass_Goat53
      @Bass_Goat53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve never related to a comment more in my life

    • @pip5224
      @pip5224 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My thoughts on Valentines day i don't need boys in My life

    • @Bevsworld04
      @Bevsworld04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want to die me 2

    • @lunarcat3283
      @lunarcat3283 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not unless your in a school which does holidays and the school is like NOPE YOU CANT IGNORE IT SINCE WE CELEBRATE IT ._.

    • @zippyshuman1464
      @zippyshuman1464 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure someone does but they're just shy