NOOB'S GUIDE to LUTHOR HARKON

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  • @fiendishrabbit8259
    @fiendishrabbit8259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    The majority of Luthor Harkon lore was established in the 6th edition, so it preceeded Pirates of the Caribbean by at least 3 years. As usual, if anyone has the right to sue it's GW.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

      When has that stopped the Mouse?

    • @theflyingkaramazovbrothers6
      @theflyingkaramazovbrothers6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      People are just so used to GW st--borrowing heavily from other sources that it's natural for Cody to make that assumption.
      So I went back to 4th edition, it mentions him but just a small blurb about Norse from Skeggi finding him and then him forming the Vampire Coast in the Undead. A Drako Harkon is mentioned in 2001 Vampire Counts 6th edition but the full "lore" I'm seeing IS from that White Dwarf in 2005.
      Open to being disproven.

    • @hentaioverwhelming
      @hentaioverwhelming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@codybonds When your copyright enforcement becomes overzealous and incurs the wrath of the EU's copyright judges who then proceed to nullify your copyright and due to treaties with the EU propagates that nullification to the US? I mean, this was the full scope of the TPP treaty which we advocated and then backed out of even though a similar one was signed with the EU in the form of the TTIP.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@codybonds You mean the rat? (I made a joke that Mickey is Skaven)

    • @_Muzolf
      @_Muzolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@codybonds True, they harassed the makers of Kimba the White lion to not release any more Kimba films in the West, despite Disney being the ones who outright stole everything from characters to scenery for Lion King.

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    Actually Luthor Harkon was Lamia's Harbormaster, so he did have some experience with ships.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +749

      That's like saying a cafeteria janitor has culinary experience.

    • @hugovasquez8222
      @hugovasquez8222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      @@codybonds Not Really
      A harbourmaster needs to be greedy and able to at least dock ships correctly.

    • @dominicmanester8125
      @dominicmanester8125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      ​@@codybonds Actually harbourmaster would but you in a really good position for piracy. Greedy, thieving, knowing a thing or two about ships and bossing everyone else around to do the hard work . Sailing is what a crew is for.
      I mean before taking up sailing, Edward Teach was thought to have been a merchant from a wealthy family.

    • @wejwyj2230
      @wejwyj2230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@dominicmanester8125 Also there's the fact a lot of inexperienced people became the most famous pirates like Bucaneers who were just simple snack sellers (they sold things like rats grilled on a buca to hungry merchants) before deciding that straight up robbing their customers was more profitable. Most pirates started out as outcasts, vagabonds or merchants before choosing the life at sea and even women were welcome as part of the crew or even captains on equal terms. The history of pirates is a really interesting one

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@dominicmanester8125 There's a vast difference between knowing the logistics of a harbor and having the nautical skill to chart a course on the open sea and away from the sinky kind of storm, reefs, the thousands of murderous sea monsters in Warhammer II, Navy Patrols, procurement and securing of supplies, knowing the state of your vessel and reading the signs of deteriorating wood, rigging, not even mentioning that he also has manage a city and an armada which includes lengthy communication lines and a whole different kind of logistical knowledge. Y'all are severely underestimating how much skill it takes to sail a ship. Not to mention he has to micromanage most of these tasks because most of his crew consists of brain-dead fish fodder. He's nowhere near qualified not to mention the biggest flaw, he's a ducking vampire in need of a constant supply of fresh blood, which newsflash, is not plentiful on the high seas.
      Basically there's a very good reason this is a niche character in a niche publication of a niche magazine.

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Luthor Harkon is that guy in your D&D group that has been the backbone of your quest from the off, only to allow the entire party to be killed by goblin mercs Later discovery finds out he planned it beforehand so you'd be out of his apartment before the pizza arrived.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That is a very specific description that feels like it's drawn from personal experience.

    • @MedievalFolkDance
      @MedievalFolkDance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@codybonds All I will say is Gruff Anvilstrike was the greatest Dwarf barbarian of all time. RIP.

  • @smashbar333
    @smashbar333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "Lets Luthor Harkon shoot his overcharged loads into the unguarded flanks of his enemies."
    AHAAAAA THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
    WE TAKE YOUR LOOT AND SHOOT OUR LOADS

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "Gentlemen, milady. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Arch-Grand Commodore Luthor Harkon!"
    Funny thing about Harkon, you could give him Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, Davy Jones, and Salazar's dialogue and it'd just be different personalities of Harkon talking.
    Seriously out of all the Warhammer Fantasy characters out there, after Gotrek and Felix, a miniseries on Luthor Harkon and the Vampire Pirates would kick so much ass, if done right.

    • @andreaghiretti8189
      @andreaghiretti8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sadly Fantasy blowed up years ago, so no miniseries for him or anyone else.

    • @arnantphongsatha7906
      @arnantphongsatha7906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@andreaghiretti8189 the Old World says hello

    • @amandag.6186
      @amandag.6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@arnantphongsatha7906 unfortunately he wasn't too relevant on tabletop either. Closest thing was him having a small spotlight in the End Times and for a tabletop battle he was in, he's just a vampire lord

    • @willardkestila6465
      @willardkestila6465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forget miniseries, he should get his own show

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@willardkestila6465 the brits do have the costume department for it

  • @abrenaline
    @abrenaline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    So Luthor is basically a successful Dio

    • @Anergyne
      @Anergyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Depends on how you define successful I guess.

    • @godkingjacklee3065
      @godkingjacklee3065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      When did Harkon stop time and have invisible bodyguard’s

    • @abrenaline
      @abrenaline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      God king Jack Lee one of his multiple personalities must have had to at one point

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except Dio had a justified phobia of water.

    • @BlackSabbath628
      @BlackSabbath628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Now I'm just imagining Harkon twitching violently and then yelling out "BIGGU BESS DA! WRYYYYYYY!"
      Though seriously, the lore about his coffin being looted by Norse and then him killing the crew is actually more from Dracula than from Jojo. Which is also where Araki got the idea from.
      Turns out a famous book about Vampires inspired other fiction about vampires. Go figure.

  • @snakeysnake337
    @snakeysnake337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    I will not stop till I see Noobs guide to Malekith. I want to hear Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker jokes

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Nooooo

    • @HadamacikTheProphet
      @HadamacikTheProphet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I want to see 18+ rated noobs guide to Morathi :D :D :D :D :D :D

    • @snakeysnake337
      @snakeysnake337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@codybonds do it

    • @zero5496
      @zero5496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aka Vader with mommy issue?

    • @RPGManoWar
      @RPGManoWar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@Jeff_the_Hobo Also that they were, before that, the best of friends and Malekith promised on Grombrindal's death bed to keep the peace that the two had built together in their respective empires. So, quite literally, Grombrindal is Obi-Wan Kenobi to Malekith's Anakin Skywalker.
      "You were my brother, Malekith! I loved ya!"

  • @rothern3761
    @rothern3761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    All you Really Need to know
    1: He's Got an Eyepatch
    2: His faction has the best theme in the game
    Nuff' said

    • @torquevonthorne948
      @torquevonthorne948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      3 and he's a got both a hand cannon and a customize bass cannon. Also he likes to party hard

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wood elves soundtrack>any other soundtrack. ALthough it's mostly Rome II refurbished so meh

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Depends on taste. I think the lizardmen are the most unique since mesoamerican culture is very rare in fiction.

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@galling2052 after some books I got genuinely sick with it because it's always done without the horrific shit and non-mesoamerican twists which is what I like in fiction

    • @Jarvo-ed6pj
      @Jarvo-ed6pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AHHHHHHHH THE BLOOD RUNS COLD

  • @wizardswine
    @wizardswine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Actually Abhorash doesn't need to drink blood.
    He discovered that if a vampire drinks a dragon dry then they overcome their need for blood.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      That is awesome!

    • @Darkmythsolider
      @Darkmythsolider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      *looks at the vampire lords* well shit looks like dragon is on the menu!

    • @davidbengtsson4964
      @davidbengtsson4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well it doesn't work with just any dragon

    • @Loispealz34
      @Loispealz34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@davidbengtsson4964 yep, star dragons or you are shit out of luck.

    • @matiasmattera6650
      @matiasmattera6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      aren't like star dragon very fucking rare? It's not like every vampire cunt can go a do the thing or harvest them like cattle the same way they do with humans

  • @tophholland
    @tophholland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    "If you want to know how Empire Total War II will play...."
    Oh don't you give me that hope!

    • @janroodbol5055
      @janroodbol5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only it didn't take 3 min to load a battle he would be right

    • @HeavyRockin1
      @HeavyRockin1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One day , our hope will be answered

    • @MelficeN7
      @MelficeN7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janroodbol5055 SSD

    • @BurkinaFaso69
      @BurkinaFaso69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janroodbol5055 install the game on a ssd and it's like 10 seconds

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Ever since the option to willingly abandon settlements got added, I expect a lot of people playing Luthor these days just burn down his starting province for the insurance money and sail off into the sunset...

    • @OriginalRAB
      @OriginalRAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Would be nice but his starting province is really good economically. It's just having to endlessly defend it by pushing inland instead of, well, being a damn pirate.

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@OriginalRAB I jsut push down the coastline and finance some trash stacks to keep the lizard and rat infestations at bay while ol' Luthor goes sailing around the world wrecking people's days and establishing pirate coves in their backyards. Also, mugging Aranessa and Noctilus for their properties.

    • @ThatVulcan
      @ThatVulcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@magni5648 I literally went after Noctilus for my first ten turns, worth it.

  • @carsonbode6640
    @carsonbode6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Sometimes I'll get frustrated with the game, but then the Vampirates will spawn an NPC named 'Dick Bootysnatcher' and I end up playing for another four hours.

    • @ThatVulcan
      @ThatVulcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer Dick Sawfish

    • @chuckwood3426
      @chuckwood3426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Dick Halfmast" is another good one that I saw.

    • @ThatVulcan
      @ThatVulcan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chuckwood3426 My drink left my nose as I read that. Glorious Dick Halfmast.

  • @NegaDruid
    @NegaDruid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Aranessa would be interesting. A living pirate and her living pirate crew in a faction of bloodsucking vampires. Why? ...well her dad got her some undead crewmembers for her sweet 16. Who is her dad? Well he is Manaan, God of the Sea. Which makes Aranessa a very strange member of a VAMPIRE faction... being a demi-goddess.

    • @aristotelsb8874
      @aristotelsb8874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      NegaDruid she is a mutant too.

    • @tisiachelikii
      @tisiachelikii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      There are some insights suggesting that CA planned to make her vampire too, but changed their minds near the end of the development.

    • @nwahnerevar9398
      @nwahnerevar9398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Manaan isn't Aranessa's real father though, more like her adopted dad. However, ever since I started playing with her I can't shake the impression that she's basically some spoiled rich daddy's girl and I love it.

    • @Asraeks
      @Asraeks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was a really lazy move on part of CA. It also decreased chances of southern realms appearing. I wish we could get one more actual vampire pirate, or at least some freaky mutated captain, something like davy jones. I wonder how many people played aranessa and cylostra vs luthor and noctilus

    • @excessiveone9952
      @excessiveone9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @pat only the fat one is an oc, Aranesa is a norscan born pirate of sartosa

  • @randomtechpriest8460
    @randomtechpriest8460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Settra the Imperishable demands you
    make a video on his highness!

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Random Techpriest demands? Knows! For no one dares to turn down a „request“ from the mighty Settra, king of kings, the imperishable, the unquestioned ruler of Khemri, the one, even Patra bowed to, the... (continue until Cody gives in and just makes the stupid guide)

    • @wizardswine
      @wizardswine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ragnerschwarzmane3412 Brother, STC instructions unclear. My cyber-dong is stuck in this device once used to toast wheat products, please lend your aid praise be the Omnissiah.

    • @ragnerschwarzmane3412
      @ragnerschwarzmane3412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sebastian Thain trust me brother, after a bit of time like this, you don‘t want my help anymore! But maybe the Omnissia will yet be willing to help you if you praise him hard enough...

    • @wizardswine
      @wizardswine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ragnerschwarzmane3412 I see, thank you Magos. I will pray for forgiveness for this stumble on my path to knowledge, my cyber-doing machine spirit is humming with holy vibrations thanks to your enlightenment.

    • @chaplain900
      @chaplain900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Settra does not serve

  • @hvw2377
    @hvw2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "The fan base will riot if we get a 32nd vampire lord" I'm in tears it's so true

    • @Anergyne
      @Anergyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Maybe, but Total Warhammer will never be complete without Nagash or Neferata and I will fight anyone who claims otherwise right here on top of this hill until I die.

    • @TheInnerstrife
      @TheInnerstrife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Anergyne Well to be fair NAGASH, LONG MAY HE RULE, isnt a vampire so this doesnt apply to him.

    • @davidbengtsson4964
      @davidbengtsson4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anergyne We also need W'soran and Ushoran

    • @him4real262
      @him4real262 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidbengtsson4964 we have his remains in the game already

    • @mr_girr3488
      @mr_girr3488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@him4real262 woah, we do? are they some sort of Item?

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I legit love Luthor Harkon's design. He combines the best of gothic and pirate clothing into one awesome costume.

  • @LordRexasaur
    @LordRexasaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The amount of editing, writing and sure effort that goes into these is staggering. Absolutely love these!

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    No joke, this game/faction revived my childhood love for pirates.

  • @emptank
    @emptank 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Before the old ones left the world to its fate they left behind great prophecies to the lizard men warning them of challenges to come. Things like great demon invasions. The creation of the vortex. The dark elves becoming a thing.
    Luthor Harkon got an entire wall of an ancient temple all to himself. The old ones considered him a greater threat to the new world than most everchosen. By the end of the end times most people agree the badly underestimated him.

  • @katyushared516
    @katyushared516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dude, the amount of puns and their quality are unreal. I have to put my whole attention to your NOOB'S GUIDE every damn time. Thank you

  • @xLs58x
    @xLs58x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Count Noctilus laughs at Harkon from the top of his necrofex, leading an army of necrofex.

    • @spencerwoodiwiss6766
      @spencerwoodiwiss6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luther Harkon laughs at Noctilus when he finds out his magic dose not work around Luther

    • @brentmillinger9906
      @brentmillinger9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Should be necroflex in my opinion

    • @incognitopotato3516
      @incognitopotato3516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spencerwoodiwiss6766 Don’t laugh your head off. The cannonballs will do it for yah

  • @serenedoge9920
    @serenedoge9920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You could make a 10 second Noctilus Noobs’ Guide. Cause when Necrofex Colossi cost less than Deckhands, the world is your undead oyster.

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    AHAH, THE BLOOD RUNS COLD
    WE TAKE OUR LOOT BUT DONT GET OLD
    YO, YO HO!
    YO, YO HO!
    ALL HAIL, THE MIGHTY!
    HES ARISIN FROM THE DEEP!
    WITH TATTERED SAILS!
    AND INCREDIBLE TALES!
    WERE CAUGHT IN ENDLESS SEAS!

  • @Robertsnaith
    @Robertsnaith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Imagine claiming you're the grand arch commodore of the dreadfleet when you're not even in the dread fleet. Count Noctilus must be laughing.

  • @MadHog
    @MadHog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Funfact: The lore of Harkon is older than Pirates of the Carribean. :)

    • @theflyingkaramazovbrothers6
      @theflyingkaramazovbrothers6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you direct me to which book? Harkon is mentioned but little detail given in Undead army book 4th ed which is obv older. 6th ed rule book is 2000 but I'm not finding him there.

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The original ride came out the 1960s.

  • @kevinwu7892
    @kevinwu7892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Luthor Harkon is without a doubt, the worst pirate you have ever heard of"
    Luthor Harkon: "But you have heard of me"

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Mannfred Von Carstein: You are without a doubt the worst vampire I've ever heard of.
    Luthor Harkon: But you *have* heard of me.

  • @ragnarcroughs2784
    @ragnarcroughs2784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    settra the imperishable. The true chad of the skelly bois.

  • @erikgust2
    @erikgust2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These guides are the most entertaining Warhammer TW content out there! I would love to see a guide on Chadra the Un-Cuckable, king of kings next!

  • @mandast7455
    @mandast7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ships on land: exist
    CA: get that bitch a cannon!
    Bitches love cannons

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe this mod will interest you: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1930805817

  • @elanbus
    @elanbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish having multiple personalities was this interesting irl, it’s way more tame when you actually have it.

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    09:30 Not gonna lie, that was some great use of Tchaikovski's Waltz of the Flowers

  • @Titanic_Tuna
    @Titanic_Tuna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You thought is was Neferata, BUT IT WAS ME!!! LUTHOR!!!

  • @rebeccaliar9873
    @rebeccaliar9873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I always thought Count Noctilus was the coolest of the Vampire Coast myself.

    • @DutchmanX69
      @DutchmanX69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same. so much better than harkon.

    • @BarokaiRein
      @BarokaiRein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well he is the leader of the dreadfleet so it makes sense. Luthor basically just thinks he is.

    • @magoswes3588
      @magoswes3588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Barokai Rein Luther is the king of the vampire coast though and an overall badass

    • @ElFantasma2008
      @ElFantasma2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here

    • @Legion12Centurion
      @Legion12Centurion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I really like both... I really dont like the war missions of Noctilus but other than that I think the Vampire Coast togheter with Tomb Kings are some of the best content in the game. Then again I really enjoy the undead... its just so rare having necromancy actually be necromancy in games... summoning armies of skeletons, zombies and such. In most games its just oh you get 2 skeletons or a flesh golem.

  • @felipewerner6670
    @felipewerner6670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    napoleon walking dead, one of the most funny factions in the game, melting those expensive high elves units in volleys of shots is an amazing sensation.

  • @nightfire734
    @nightfire734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *ahem* Luthor showed up in 4th edition, but had a rule set in White Dwarf #306, so he predates Pirates of the Caribbean.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love these kind of details

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Think of them like politicians, but actually useful in getting to the end goal"

  • @austincapebianco9196
    @austincapebianco9196 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a former sailor I appreciate you dropping the difference between boat and ship. Easy way to remember. Ship can carry a boat, but a boat cant carry a ship.

  • @沈啍
    @沈啍 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    CA: “Ok, our focus group research shows that the most beloved movie franchise by men is Pirates of the Caribbean, the most beloved by women is Twilight and the most popular TV show right now is the Walking Dead, how do we capitalize on that?”

  • @ethandavies8227
    @ethandavies8227 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I come back to this video time to time, not because I play Total War anymore, but to appreciate the script of this masterpiece

  • @PDRNorrington
    @PDRNorrington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Though the merwyrm wasn't playable, you end up getting a powerful vortex ability pit of it.

  • @user-dd8vo7or2d
    @user-dd8vo7or2d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:07
    But you've heard of him

  • @LordDarthHarry
    @LordDarthHarry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:42 I FELT that Jojo reference coming.

  • @deni140492deni
    @deni140492deni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Basically: conquer the New world while raiding And stablishing pirate coves on the old world. And as you're going to be at war with everyone near water, you might as well grab the sword of khaine And keep It. This guys And the greenskins are the only ones that can make proper use of keeping that nuke.

  • @crusnova
    @crusnova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    > Bloated corpse blowing up my garrisioned swordmasters ( 2 units overlayed to block an entrance)
    > Looks at the unforunate men
    > 75 x 2 turns to a 10 and a 15, instant rout.
    > Feelsbloatedman

  • @Achillez098
    @Achillez098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video has convinced me to buy the Vampire Coast DLC, I didn't really care about it at first

  • @jesterjames7633
    @jesterjames7633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    a whole faction inspired by someone saying" you know what would be awesome? Vampirates!!!"

  • @scammbledeggs2707
    @scammbledeggs2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the Monty Python meaning of life reference. Thank you. That made my day

  • @metrozeegle4985
    @metrozeegle4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I hope you arrRrr happy !"
    We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close !

  • @mrmacguff1n
    @mrmacguff1n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vampire pirates,
    VAMPIRATES

  • @hardlette2950
    @hardlette2950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man i have never clicked so fast

  • @ivegotajousyaccent99
    @ivegotajousyaccent99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That’s ARCH-GRAND COMMODORE to you, ya scurvy dog.

  • @toonnoon19
    @toonnoon19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maybe everyone knows, but relations with Luthor are so shaky. One turn he loves you and the next turn he could prepare to come to your house with some dead mfs. Its a great detail that helps make him seem crazy.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell yeah been waiting for more of these!

  • @Strausin
    @Strausin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't even play this game, but watch your videos for the entertainment value -- Well done :D Subbed hard

  • @ThepowerfulArbiter
    @ThepowerfulArbiter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i appreciate how well that intro sounded like epic meal time

  • @OriginalRAB
    @OriginalRAB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funnily enough my Harkon campaign had me raid all of the Nehekharan coast in a niave attempt to keep Arkhan the Black alive before bee lining to the great pyramid for 8ts bonuses. There Luther harken stayed for eternity as endless high elf armies kept trying to assault it or the Vampire Coast defended by the only other army I could afford....
    The biggest problem with Vampire Coast is they instinctively feel like you should play like a hoard faction on the seas but end up defending whatever territory you own on land.

  • @shane544
    @shane544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg dude i was crying when you started describing the bloated corpse lmao

  • @Egalia_1
    @Egalia_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How did I not realize that Harkon is just DIO

  • @Sinaasappelsapke
    @Sinaasappelsapke 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very nice timing with the Humble Bundle sale. Great vid as always.

  • @ChaosLemonVIII
    @ChaosLemonVIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You call yourself a pirate because you can puppet a few drowned corpses?"
    "Sacrifice them to Mathlann"

  • @a.j.4076
    @a.j.4076 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was not what I expected, but stayed for the lore anyways.

  • @HeTaLiA152
    @HeTaLiA152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hears the game is overstuffed with undead: "spooky music stops"

  • @gabrielrubens4505
    @gabrielrubens4505 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes! These videos are always great, keep it up!

  • @alexkorman1163
    @alexkorman1163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was just curious about this channel, and I saw this video from 43 seconds ago.

  • @razelostein9558
    @razelostein9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know all the lore about luther and played him a couple of times,but i find those videos awesome and hilarious

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The worst pirate you have ever heard of.
    But you have heard of him.

  • @lunarendaro5122
    @lunarendaro5122 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "A wafer thin mint."
    Ah, a man of culture i see

  • @FTT2002
    @FTT2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There’s a really good mod now that lets you recruit the Merwyrm as a unit.

  • @randomguy7294
    @randomguy7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “And without a doubt the worst pirate you’ve ever heard of”
    But you have heard of me - Luthor Harkon

  • @TheInnerstrife
    @TheInnerstrife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey I dont know if anyone else has pointed this out but I was under the impression that The Blood Dragon Line that hes from cant actually use the winds of magic, and he was trying to overcome that using slan tech.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      First I've heard of that. I got the implication that he had magical abilities and lost them. It would make sense though.

    • @tisiachelikii
      @tisiachelikii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They can use magic just prefers more personal approach when it comes to a fight like their primogenetor.

  • @arthwenlionheart912
    @arthwenlionheart912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome guide, would love to see a Noobs guide to Settra, the imperishable

  • @张晟铭-w9l
    @张晟铭-w9l 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tchaikovsky's waltz of flowers for exploding zombies hahahhaha

  • @michaelmcdowell7096
    @michaelmcdowell7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music alone make me wanna try this as my second campaign over dark elves

  • @HORDEchannel
    @HORDEchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Empire Total War is my second favourite, only problem with it was that I couldnt kill elves in it. Sure there's the French, but its not the same as sending a volley of lead into some pointy ear.

  • @justviewing8387
    @justviewing8387 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ive never played a TW game before, but this guys cool! i can understand why hes the most requested so far.

  • @The_Industry
    @The_Industry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "most requested noob's guide for reasons I can't begin to FATHOM", eh. Eyyy?
    I'll SEA myself out...

  • @SONGS5665
    @SONGS5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Definitely need to see one on Count Noct. Would be hilarious.

  • @thanquolrattenherz9665
    @thanquolrattenherz9665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i still have no clue how harkon managed it to teach zombies who are lacking in the ka department to aim and shot

  • @NothingtoseeHere.Movealong
    @NothingtoseeHere.Movealong 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dream team is Ikit Claw and Luthor Harkon. The late 19th century says hi with their gunlines

  • @nicolausg7058
    @nicolausg7058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I Love that Guy. He reminded me of Jack Sparrow from the 3rd Movie.

  • @yamahadrag69
    @yamahadrag69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Would you be willing to do one for Count Noctilus in the future? After I watched your guide to all the pirate lords I'm curious about the Dreadfleet but would like to know a bit more about his campaign before getting the VC DLC.
    Plus he's got the best origin story of the 4 pirate lords imo. Dude got sick of all the vampire high society squabbling and just said "F*ck this noise I'm gonna go be a pirate." XD

  • @TheRealKevbot
    @TheRealKevbot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is great! Please keep making noobs guides!

  • @lelciones
    @lelciones 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice work. This Noob's Guides are very good. If you do a video of all LL would be great.

  • @goatface2
    @goatface2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It's just. one. mint."

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The reanimated Ships with cannon arms are Property of Count Nautilus. The true King of the Sea.

  • @fenrirunshackled4319
    @fenrirunshackled4319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The main reason vampire pirated dosent make sense is that they would just have to let the shift drift during the day. Line it up the best you can, and hope the wind dosent change during the day I guess. It gets even worse when you consider that they could find themselves without blood for huge amounts of time if they don't find any ships; which is super likely because he can only sail half the day. All people would have to do is not sail through where he is at night, it would be pretty easy to just get huge headstarts and put run them.
    One pro of vampirates: They dont get scurvy. At least I assume they don't. Maybe they would if the people they fed on had scurvy, because where else would they get vitamin c?
    The scurvy thing has no created a hilarious headcannon for me: They capture people from ships, and force feed them oranges and limes for days before eating them. "Eat the damn lime already so I can eat you!"

  • @cuboidham
    @cuboidham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Harkon’s cool n all, but he has *nothing* on Chad Nocilus from his Fuck Palace in Spooky Atlantis at the centre of the Bermuda Triangle with his Personal Zombie Mech

  • @danberan02
    @danberan02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is AMAZING!!! I got nothing more to say, yar

  • @MarkusArtemis
    @MarkusArtemis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have to do Volkmar the Grim Noob guide for the memes

  • @ValtroileIzolda
    @ValtroileIzolda 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao vampire pirate is the best idea ever conceived for any fantasy setting

  • @sephidude123
    @sephidude123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mournguls absolutely WRECK infantry.

  • @ximbabwe0228
    @ximbabwe0228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He couldn't solve the old ones ' matching puzzle

  • @lafiki999
    @lafiki999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was NOT expecting that furry wall reference. Nice

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want one for the Arch Theoginist or something maybe even a Dwarf or Ork

    • @tisiachelikii
      @tisiachelikii 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flex like the Arch-Lector!

  • @Colty95
    @Colty95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy feels like a PG-13 version of book Euron Greyjoy.

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could be worse. Looking at you show Euron.

  • @heinzerhard2077
    @heinzerhard2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vampire pirates were a thing in 40k long before the pirates of the caribean movie

  • @GamerGuy249
    @GamerGuy249 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:06
    You sold me. Why would I bother using anything else?
    7:38
    Oh, that's why.

  • @dulmephistoslordofhatred
    @dulmephistoslordofhatred 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Luthor harkon and ikit claw are my 2 favorite lords

  • @gourmand3
    @gourmand3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Could we get a Noob's Guide to Aranessa Saltspite, the most human LL of the Vampire Coast?