I used to just find this funny when I was young then I started working in customer service and realised it’s not just funny, it’s actually accurate to the type of people you serve. 😭
I love the level of detail these guys put in the sketches - how they tie the world together. It's little things, like the customer here carrying the Burnistoun Butcher pollybag, or Wee Frank ('fucking hingmy') wearing a jersey with Alec Ciderson, the 2 litre bottle of ginger guys talking about Biscuity Boyle with his troosers doon, etc, it's stuff like that just shows how much care went into the whole project
"No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns..."
I was slicing roast beef for a buffet when a customer asked where our mashed potatoes were. I explained that we only had roasted and scalloped potatoes. The rest of our exchange was almost identical, with her repeatedly specifying that she had roast beef on her plate and wanted mashed potatoes.
Setting the translation to English on the captions is deathly hilarious 😂😂😂 the first lines translate to "all this uproar we are pink and leftist parties"
There’s rolls in the corner, I’ve seen this sketch about 100 times and I’ve just realised that lol Working in a shop, I’ve dealt with customers like this
Wow... It looks like COVID-19 came way earlier before it even showed itself. Well, if i see in my local shop that there isn't any rolls, then i am going to have to stick a sign on the shelf, "Nay Rolls!".
Hi, some way to get subtitles, because I am spanish native speaker, learning english, and the Scottish accent seems very dificult, much more for me logically. Thanks in advance.
Worked in as shop just like this and got that as well, the weirdest one was we did Cashback but we also did the Post Office and that doubles as a bank as well, Guy asks "Can I get £100 cashback" I said "No sorry cant I do not have £100 in my till and I cant do Cashback over £50...but if I take you onto the Post Office Till I can do all that" "What do you mean you cant! There is money in your till!" "I need that for change...now I will take you on the Post Office Till and get that for you!" "Your a shop with no money!?" "I will get you....on the Post office till" The Post office till was on step to the left of him....we just moved 3ft to the left....yet he would not stop going on about the Shop till.
I like how TH-cam's automatic subtitle generator seems to think they're speaking French.
Aren't they??
Anne Davis ye missed it
The auld alliance
LMFAO
_There's Nero's the day, mate!_
_When's are all guys coming in?_
I said that by using Google voice search, and the results are up the top! Haha!
The entire West Coast of Scotland on realising Morton's has ceased trading..
I used to just find this funny when I was young then I started working in customer service and realised it’s not just funny, it’s actually accurate to the type of people you serve. 😭
"the type of people you serve"
And work with.
But there are rolls in the opening shot
@@sharingtherealworld I know.
Oh yes, that's tedious. A "no" is a "no". There are crazy customers in the world.
Customer service are the total definition of UTTER CUNTS
Any toilet paper rolls?
"Nae Rolls" - 2020
Bog rolls
Any frozen rolls
See, the thing is, I've went and bought curry
@@Cyber_Jar23 class
Lol... Funny thing, when i saw the thumbnail and title, toilet paper is exactly what i actually thought the sketch was gonna be about.
Legend has it, there's still nae rolls to this day.
What about mini rolls?
@@GBart nae large rolls nae mini rolls, man, there's nae rolls.
Whit aboot wholemeal rolls?
2020: nae bog rolls
If Americans think this is hard to understand they don’t realise that this is the easy version of the Scottish accent
Glaswegian; not Scottish. Magic!
And I’ve been so proud of myself that I can follow it after watching for months. 😢
@@dCaddyshk TIL Glasgow isn't in Scotland apparently
@@marsdust332 NAE GLESGA!
I agree
I would love to see the outtakes and bloopers from these guys. I have no idea how they stay in character so well.
I love the level of detail these guys put in the sketches - how they tie the world together. It's little things, like the customer here carrying the Burnistoun Butcher pollybag, or Wee Frank ('fucking hingmy') wearing a jersey with Alec Ciderson, the 2 litre bottle of ginger guys talking about Biscuity Boyle with his troosers doon, etc, it's stuff like that just shows how much care went into the whole project
ano its amazing
like a scoottish league of gentlemen
Still nae rolls Everyone panic bought them 😂
Fantastic!
Bread rolls.
Class Patter man !
Here pal, any roles yet
@@TheRealGenisis look there’s nae rolls
According to legend, whose order was it to set Rome on fire?
A) Nero's.
B) Still Nero's.
C) It's Nero's, mate.
D) Don't you listen, it's Nero's.
2019 and still nae rolls.
Nae rolls?
@@douglasmorrison4656 aye nae rolls mate
@@owalls918but I wanted a roll an sausage
@@safetyman4967 ...nae rolls.
@@flkfnd are sausages like hot dogs?
This reminds me of Red Dwarf---- Everybody's Dead Dave (later redone as everybody's Alive Arnold) and various exchanges with Talkie Toaster.
PRESSUREWORKS 🤣🤣🤣 smeg yeah!
"No muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, no hot cross buns..."
@@jvgreendarmok So you're a waffle man?
I was slicing roast beef for a buffet when a customer asked where our mashed potatoes were. I explained that we only had roasted and scalloped potatoes. The rest of our exchange was almost identical, with her repeatedly specifying that she had roast beef on her plate and wanted mashed potatoes.
NAE MASH!
@@whyisblue923taken but I wanted beef and mash
Nae mash in this building today!!!
All she had to do was mash the scalloped or roast potatoes. Honestly 🤣
I do understand the pain, but anything less than Mortons crispy might as well be "nae rolls" anyway.
Its no a roll unless it does yer gums in
When a stupid sketch is absolutely brilliant. The homage to the Thriller video was hilarious.
2020 and still nae rolls
This is me trying to explain to cafe customers that the chicken sandwich is sold out
Them: "Oh okay, then can I have the sausage sandwich, but swap the sausage for chicken"
Me: ...
@@katy3901 this should be in burnistoun
@@katy3901 This is where I'd go "ha-ha" and then realize they didn't mean it as a joke, looking at me expectantly.
Setting the translation to English on the captions is deathly hilarious 😂😂😂 the first lines translate to "all this uproar we are pink and leftist parties"
This is Pythonesque - brilliant!
I was just thinking how much this reminded me of their parrot sketch haha
Cheese shop.
Shouldn't that be Pife Nesk in proper Scots...?
Wae mortons going out of business this will be happening everywhere in Glasgow
How to get the saying "nae rolls" into your head like "eleven"!
2019 still nae hard rolls, nae soft rolls, no well fired rolls, nae seeded buns...
It’s 2020 still nae rolls
Is there no even wan roll?
@@pavarottiaardvark3431 nae rolls...
PavarottiAardvark NAE ROLLS MATE
Nae rolls, mate.
Well, it looks like that shop will never sell at least one crumb of a roll, never, ever, again!!!
having worked in a Spar in Dundee 🏴..this scene is my lived experience 😂
i worked in a call centre once and this is exactly what it was like
It's 2017 and still nae rolls!
KinDzaDza123123 nearly 2018 and still nae rolls!
Is almost 2019 and nae rolls still
It's nearly Xmas 2018, nae rolls! Huv ye tried the Burniston Butcher? No' the killer, the shoap.
2019, still nae rolls
2021 and still nae rolls
Did five years behind the counter at a all night garage and this gives me PTSD like a helmand vet hearing fireworks
Call centre survivor here. I know your pain!
but have ye got any rolls?
and now, on this dae, this exactly dae, like todae, are there any rolls?
nae rolls
adventures2games but a wanted a roll n sausage
there's breed .. have a piece n' sausage
@@adventures2games I dont want a piece and sausage I want a roll and sausage
🤣 nae rolls, mate.
Pffffffffft a piece and sausage. What do you think I am a savage
It's 2020, it's snowing outside, it's Moscow. Nae rolls here.
now there is no rolls
Actual man that’s pure class. When am oot and aboot im pure always chokin for a pure mad gid piece and ham man canny beat it
Nae wiy man ahahah, chuckled aww the wiy tae the shop in eh van with wullie. Top banter biys 😂🏴
That lassies well chuffed...Shopkeepers getting his roll...
Almost 2020 and still nae rolls
There's rolls on the left as he walks in haha.
thats bread
Nae bread it's rolls
pretty sure thats the other thing he mentions
Square sausage for rolls....this reminds of being a kid in Liverpool me nan askin for baps,no flour baps what about crusty cobs....👍👍
A bap is a bun isn't it?
These guys are brilliant. Thank you for your comedy. You guys have blessed so many people all over the world with your amazing humor.
Classic two ronnies, monty python vibes here! 🤯🐯🤯🤯🐯
It's 2018 and still nae rolls
Aaaand the Thriller eyes are great.
😂 Hope winston from craiglang doesnae come in for his roll , he'd kick off
*aff
there's nae rolls!!!!!!!
this is just what working in retail is like
If we put a sign in the window where I work saying nae rolls people would think it's a trendy expensive type of bread 😂
2020 and theres nae toilet rolls
Went ta Tesco the day,,,,naw rolls!
My all time Burnistoun favourite.
Best thing is the very first camera shot shows on the left hand side ... rolls
watched this umpteen times and canny believe I didnae notice it before
the rolls were right fuckin there by the counter the whole time
Right at the start.... you can see a pack of rolls.... there are rolls 😂😂
It's a loaf of bread it's not rolls.
Aye, hunners of them!
Legend says it there is still nae rolls
2023 and still Nae Rolls!
It's almost Christmas and there's still nae rolls!
If ye ask santa nice....
RIP Mortons rolls. Nae rolls
at 1:49 you can see to the bottom left ROLLS!
That's breid. He dinnae want breid. He fancied a roll and sausage.
ok i guess it's up to me to state the obvious: the ending of thriller!
Aye. February 2022.......still nae rolls.
Whenever anyone in my family wants hot dogs, Ill just say nae rolls.
2023 and they still huv nae rolls
2020 and there’s nae rolls fs
2050 and still nae rolls
Nov 1, 2019. Still nae rolls.
When's the rolls guy due with the rolls? 🤣🤣🤣
Positively Shakespearean
Hard fired; nothing compares!
I get the feeling there are no rolls in the shop today.
Wrong he has hundreds.
@@WIPEYOURLENZ There's nae rolls
ProjectFlashlight612
There is if you got tits. 😁
It’s July 2020 noo. Ave yae got any rolls the day or what pal?
Any rolls Fae yesterday 🤣🤣
Aye, but have ye got any rolls?
There’s rolls in the corner, I’ve seen this sketch about 100 times and I’ve just realised that lol
Working in a shop, I’ve dealt with customers like this
Come back here after meeting himself yesterday at WWE Clash at the Castle. Top lad. Got him to say Nae rolls 😂
Lies
@@Smokey2Mc it ain’t lies i have a picture to prove
I love the accent.
great, but spolied by the ending with the stupid eyes
Aye, that was kind of pointless.
He was doing a send up of Thriller.
He's got a partnership wi the burnistoun butcher and BTW it's a Wednesday.
Supposed to be that the vendor is like the devil/evil.
Yeah, it's a Thriller reference. Watch the music video.
Basically same plot
Positively destroys me every time! I 😂 😂😂
RIP Mortons
Wow... It looks like COVID-19 came way earlier before it even showed itself. Well, if i see in my local shop that there isn't any rolls, then i am going to have to stick a sign on the shelf, "Nay Rolls!".
27th September 2019 12:04 still nae rolls
I like how he's standing right next to bread whilst he's been asking for rolls.
aye but he disnae want a piece an sausage, he wantin' a roll & sausage
Piece n sausage doesn’t come close to a roll n sausage
Roll aw the way
Try watching the entire sketch before commenting. They mention the loaf of bread
Aye awright I wis just asking
NAE ROLLS
STILL NAE ROLLS
I really enjoyed it.
I thought that was Navid’s shop from Still Game at first. “He’s pulling his pisser! Quality!”
20.02 25.05.2020 and still nae rolls........ Nae rolls
Just had flashbacks to my childhood when he said "piece".
Still nae rolls in 2021.
**plays the Thriller instrumental and rolls credits**
Hi, some way to get subtitles, because I am spanish native speaker, learning english, and the Scottish accent seems very dificult, much more for me logically. Thanks in advance.
Worked in as shop just like this and got that as well, the weirdest one was we did Cashback but we also did the Post Office and that doubles as a bank as well,
Guy asks "Can I get £100 cashback"
I said "No sorry cant I do not have £100 in my till and I cant do Cashback over £50...but if I take you onto the Post Office Till I can do all that"
"What do you mean you cant! There is money in your till!"
"I need that for change...now I will take you on the Post Office Till and get that for you!"
"Your a shop with no money!?"
"I will get you....on the Post office till"
The Post office till was on step to the left of him....we just moved 3ft to the left....yet he would not stop going on about the Shop till.
Comedy genius
Still nae rolls the day.
Love the random Thriller reference at the end 2:52
So he greatly prefers sausage rolls over sausage sandwiches.
And I did NOT see that scary reference coming.
@@krashd piece ya fanny
@@krashd ha ha ya fanny
It’s 2019 and there’s still nae rolls.....
Classic.
2017 bout tae end still nae rols
Correct me if I am wrong but at 1:49 what are those in the bottom left ........ rolls!!!
I saw something that looks like rolls, too! Maybe we were imagining them after all of that!!!
Nae rolls during lockdown
Are sausages like hotdogs ony hotdog rolls
NAE ROLLS
Is that Navid's shop from Still Game!?
It was set in one of the shops at Calderwood square in East Kilbride
Navids shop is half the size of that