"the dogtags symbolize yknow ive had some hard times in my life, ive played the lottery a few times.. i travelled to OHIO." woah. this guys been through some shit.
Ian Brandon Anderson has lived the good life. He played the lottery. He has been to OHIO! (the rust belt is the dream destination of so many people), and he drank an alcoholic drink. Move over T. E. Lawrence, Ian Brandon Anderson will demonstrate how a genuinely courageous man lives his life!
I honestly love how he thought all his fans were just like completely braindead. "Are you the real Cwc? I thought were Ian Brandon Anderson." "Chris did you kill Billy May's with the death note?" And he's just like "no I didn't kill Billy Mays the deathnote isn't real."
Fuck that is next level trolling when you can troll someone to believe that they're not the real version of themselves, although this guy is gullible enough to believe the people that contact him were legitimately women, but, he's also the guy who changed his name because a bear mispronounced his name. Sheesh.
Even worse is that his idiot parents went along with it, because their pweshus widdle baby Chwis got whatever the hell he wanted. I guess if there's a silver lining, it's that the Chandler line dies with Chris. Good riddance to those wretched, subhuman fuckwits.
Vladicarus he actually has 2 half brothers if I’m not mistaken. Cole smithey on his moms side and David chandler on his fathers. He also has a half sister that’s on his fathers side as well but we don’t know much.
Good thing his dads starting the “police trials”, those fuckers are going down! Oh and yeah it totally makes sense that the dog tag signifies you playing the lottery
That's what bugs me about him the most right now...I have many trans friends, and what Chris is doing is making a complete mockery of transgendered individuals, as well as giving them a bad reputation. He isn't trans, this is just some stupid shit he does because he despises men so much.
Super small detail but i think this is the only time describing the Leonard Bear-stein incident where he says "The Bear changed my name to Christian" instead of "I changed my name after the bear misheard me" or something similar lol. For whatever reason that makes it so much more fumny to imagine Chris hearing The Bear the call him Christian and just immediately thinking that The Bear was either a demigod/minor deity of some sort of animatronic earthly vessel for GodJesus to speak to him directly (instead of his usual strategy of giving him visions and promosing him things in his dreams). Either way, in this telling The Bear apparently had the supreme authority to change children's names a decade after they've been born/christened 😂😂😂😂 I mean he kinda ended up rambling on (shocker, I know) and eventually got back around to telling the story more like he usually does but for that brief window it's just so funny to me. Also that he calls the voice of the bear "an Englishman" bc he loves using outdated, potentially frowned on terms for everyone who isn't a straight white male
Underrated aspect of his brainwashing from constant video game/anime exposure: he's the only American that would provide his blood type as a defining characteristic like a Japanese person would (do they still do that?)
Chris seriously thought that Liquid was committing a crime by doing impressions of him online. And now he’s the one in jail while Liquid is a cancer researcher.
@@jeanmichellelaurent I mean he's the ultimate example of the atrazine turning men gay. You think Chris drank filtered spring water? Nah he's drinking public utility water and coca cola. That's why his tits are puffy and he "transitioned". Testosterone levels in men have dropped 17% in the last decade or so. Something is up, and the frogs hold the key
i love how chris interprets the law like anyone who does anything against him will be out in prison but he doesn't deserve prison time for pepper spraying someone because sonics arms were blue
@@Sk8boardpsych0 he's a Eric Cartman in his 30s who is also a transvestite I don't expect him to grow your because that requires brass balls which he doesn't have
@@Sk8boardpsych0 The only thing I like about the fool is that his bad decisions make me feel good about myself and he's the perfect example of how to not behave in the internet he's smart enough to make a webcomic but is dumb enough to challenge the Chans and most of the stuff that happens to the idiot is his own fault like loosing his friends, video death threats, running over a business man, pepper GameStop employee and getting kicked out of too many games He may have the balls to do that stupid shit but he's still fucktarded for fighting a one sided battle with the Chans
@@kaiserdashawn5219 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, BRO! Why can't you grasp that fact? It is really sad and unfortunate no matter what angle you view it from. He's like Rain Man with the comics and websites and childish obsessions but is completely inept in every other possible way. You definitely got one thing right, he's the ultimate "what not to do" example and it does make people feel better seeing this trainwreck. I don't know enough about this. Not even what "Chan's" are and why he's fighting them; sounds like they'd be on his side..
@@kaiserdashawn5219 You ever do something you know is wrong out of anger or spite? You know you shouldn't do it but you keep at it all while telling yourself not to even be setting this up. You keep planning to do it and are working on it and a part of you tells you not to go through with it? Chris simply doesn't have that part and doesn't know it's wrong until the backlash strikes. He's like a reaction chameleon learning as he goes but his diminished mental capacity does not allow those lessons to be learned or those memories to be sustained. That goes for every aspect of his life and thoughts that people find inherently offensive about his person. Let's put it this way, if he had killed Michael Snyder by running him over, his underdeveloped brain and insanity would make him not guilty and he should be institutionalized for the rest of his life; not the death penalty and not normal prison.
As a certified Englishman myself, I can confirm that yes, our state-funded animatronic performing bears _do_ typically confuse the names 'Christian' and 'Christopher'. Source: I have the Queen's phone number. Ask any other Englishman: Buckingham Palace is set to speed-dial #8 on all UK handsets by manufactured default.
I’m not sure if this is true or not, but apparently Chris would visit the CWCki from time to time to refresh his mind on past events in his life. Not even the trolling sagas just mundane stuff.
Knowing him, yes. And was probably told never to call 911 again. If you keep doing shit like that, you can be arrested for abuse of emergency services.
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"And, if you, and just like in Jesus, if you continue to have faith in me, all rewards will be shown."
Chris isn't even trying to hide his megalomania
Chris just wrote a letter from jail where he said he is literally Jesus.
@@giph002 Chris's life is full of foreshadowing.
"the bear at regency square changed my name to christian"
the ulmighty bear authority
If you can't trust God Bear from regency squarel to make life altering decisions for you who can you trust?
@@PutridPenguinPoots Every day we stray further from godBear's light.
"the dogtags symbolize yknow ive had some hard times in my life, ive played the lottery a few times.. i travelled to OHIO." woah. this guys been through some shit.
man Ian brandon Anderson seems upset in this video
Man doxxed himself so much he gave out his blood type.
Ian Brandon Anderson has lived the good life. He played the lottery. He has been to OHIO! (the rust belt is the dream destination of so many people), and he drank an alcoholic drink. Move over T. E. Lawrence, Ian Brandon Anderson will demonstrate how a genuinely courageous man lives his life!
KISS HER LONG AND STRONG.
*tries it, girls head explodes*
In the face cheek
IAN THE VIRGIN BREAKER
Kissing your enemies sounds like some seductive batman villainess type shit except instead of poison ivy it’s Chris chan
The FACE CHEEK.
I can't believe he was so gullible to believe people actually thought he wasn't the real Chris for what... several months?
AtlanticSpamHammer I can’t believe he never took the advice of ignoring the trolls
He really underestimates people's intelligence. Fit for a narcissistic fuck.
TH-cam was different back then lol
I honestly love how he thought all his fans were just like completely braindead.
"Are you the real Cwc? I thought were Ian Brandon Anderson."
"Chris did you kill Billy May's with the death note?"
And he's just like "no I didn't kill Billy Mays the deathnote isn't real."
@@Leon14000 Chris thinks he is a "geinus [sic]" and everyone else is stupid. It is all part of his raging narcissism.
awww, he thought his parents cared about him and his problems
Delta Gem It's absolutely tragic. I'm surprised he's still around... as in, not underground.
@@Daniel-lv8ze He is now in jail.
@@giph002 He's now out of jail.
@@teaandroseshe’s now in a group home awaiting felony charges.
You're not fooling anyone mr Ian Brandon Anderson..
"Dude..... Dude!"
"I'm a good person"
My fucking ass
Especially now.
You know guys, this ian guy almost fooled me, but luckily Kasey knew who the real chris was.
"I've traveled to Ohio, I've had a few drinks" sounds about right
"The bear changed my name!" LOL!
I just love how he describes the punishment for “mislabeling” him gay for each sex, really proves how desperate he is
5:36 "I'm good people." Pfft, yeah right...
If only you knew.
Fuck that is next level trolling when you can troll someone to believe that they're not the real version of themselves, although this guy is gullible enough to believe the people that contact him were legitimately women, but, he's also the guy who changed his name because a bear mispronounced his name. Sheesh.
MotörHeavyRockHead Twas a holy day. The transformation from Christopher into Christian. That's the day I believe his fate was set.
Even worse is that his idiot parents went along with it, because their pweshus widdle baby Chwis got whatever the hell he wanted. I guess if there's a silver lining, it's that the Chandler line dies with Chris. Good riddance to those wretched, subhuman fuckwits.
not really, chris has a half brother, who had a daughter i believe.
Vladicarus I've heard that he's actually decent though.
Vladicarus he actually has 2 half brothers if I’m not mistaken. Cole smithey on his moms side and David chandler on his fathers. He also has a half sister that’s on his fathers side as well but we don’t know much.
6:52 that's a #MeToo waiting to happen
Ian is so lucky to of had the chance to travel to Ohio! What a neat place!
The plethora of empty factories are a popular hangout for urban explorers.
HE'S BEEN TO OHIO
Good thing his dads starting the “police trials”, those fuckers are going down! Oh and yeah it totally makes sense that the dog tag signifies you playing the lottery
i pray to the bear
Whoa.. He travelled to Ohio? How exotic.
chris comparing himself to jesus...
MrPizzaslice Jesus being like histories most famous virgin.
Now he thinks he *is* Jesus.
@@englishgiraffe2124 "I am the full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself; I am God." - Chris
My ultimate anime attack is now VIRGIN BREAKER.
Remember Virgin breaker isn't a stand
List of things I'm thankful for
- Don't share the same blood type as CWC
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It's video's like this that white knights need to realize that most information about Chris comes from.... well, Chris himself...
If it's a guy, he will get a very sloppy haymaker.
not just any haymaker, an "i sleep with men" haymaker
knoxklay11 No its the haymaker of a man pretending to be a woman. Like he is currently.
That's what bugs me about him the most right now...I have many trans friends, and what Chris is doing is making a complete mockery of transgendered individuals, as well as giving them a bad reputation. He isn't trans, this is just some stupid shit he does because he despises men so much.
Gonna rename my rocket launcher in tf2 to "The Virgin Breaker"
Super small detail but i think this is the only time describing the Leonard Bear-stein incident where he says "The Bear changed my name to Christian" instead of "I changed my name after the bear misheard me" or something similar lol. For whatever reason that makes it so much more fumny to imagine Chris hearing The Bear the call him Christian and just immediately thinking that The Bear was either a demigod/minor deity of some sort of animatronic earthly vessel for GodJesus to speak to him directly (instead of his usual strategy of giving him visions and promosing him things in his dreams). Either way, in this telling The Bear apparently had the supreme authority to change children's names a decade after they've been born/christened 😂😂😂😂
I mean he kinda ended up rambling on (shocker, I know) and eventually got back around to telling the story more like he usually does but for that brief window it's just so funny to me. Also that he calls the voice of the bear "an Englishman" bc he loves using outdated, potentially frowned on terms for everyone who isn't a straight white male
"The face cheek"
Underrated aspect of his brainwashing from constant video game/anime exposure: he's the only American that would provide his blood type as a defining characteristic like a Japanese person would (do they still do that?)
Chris seriously thought that Liquid was committing a crime by doing impressions of him online. And now he’s the one in jail while Liquid is a cancer researcher.
I really miss the old chris
same
Before the water turned him gay
@@jeanmichellelaurent I mean he's the ultimate example of the atrazine turning men gay. You think Chris drank filtered spring water? Nah he's drinking public utility water and coca cola. That's why his tits are puffy and he "transitioned". Testosterone levels in men have dropped 17% in the last decade or so. Something is up, and the frogs hold the key
I’m from the future. He got so much worse.
I.B.A. needs to relax and ignored the trolls.
Calm down Ian!
i love how chris interprets the law like anyone who does anything against him will be out in prison but he doesn't deserve prison time for pepper spraying someone because sonics arms were blue
Remember he's a grown ass man
His brain never developed beyond age 12. You're expecting him to grow up and be an adult when he has a child's mind.
@@Sk8boardpsych0 he's a Eric Cartman in his 30s who is also a transvestite I don't expect him to grow your because that requires brass balls which he doesn't have
@@Sk8boardpsych0 The only thing I like about the fool is that his bad decisions make me feel good about myself and he's the perfect example of how to not behave in the internet he's smart enough to make a webcomic but is dumb enough to challenge the Chans and most of the stuff that happens to the idiot is his own fault like loosing his friends, video death threats, running over a business man, pepper GameStop employee and getting kicked out of too many games
He may have the balls to do that stupid shit but he's still fucktarded for fighting a one sided battle with the Chans
@@kaiserdashawn5219 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, BRO! Why can't you grasp that fact? It is really sad and unfortunate no matter what angle you view it from. He's like Rain Man with the comics and websites and childish obsessions but is completely inept in every other possible way. You definitely got one thing right, he's the ultimate "what not to do" example and it does make people feel better seeing this trainwreck. I don't know enough about this. Not even what "Chan's" are and why he's fighting them; sounds like they'd be on his side..
@@kaiserdashawn5219 You ever do something you know is wrong out of anger or spite? You know you shouldn't do it but you keep at it all while telling yourself not to even be setting this up. You keep planning to do it and are working on it and a part of you tells you not to go through with it? Chris simply doesn't have that part and doesn't know it's wrong until the backlash strikes. He's like a reaction chameleon learning as he goes but his diminished mental capacity does not allow those lessons to be learned or those memories to be sustained. That goes for every aspect of his life and thoughts that people find inherently offensive about his person. Let's put it this way, if he had killed Michael Snyder by running him over, his underdeveloped brain and insanity would make him not guilty and he should be institutionalized for the rest of his life; not the death penalty and not normal prison.
Wtf would want to actually be him! That's the funniest part!
"We will s-- I will se-- my-- my-- I, my mother... Barbara, and my father Robert, we will ALL see you in Court" -Ian Brandon Anderson
One of Chris-Chan's tropes, zero rehearsals.
The Ohio part really aged well now
The bear at Regency Square changed my name!!!
As a certified Englishman myself, I can confirm that yes, our state-funded animatronic performing bears _do_ typically confuse the names 'Christian' and 'Christopher'.
Source: I have the Queen's phone number. Ask any other Englishman: Buckingham Palace is set to speed-dial #8 on all UK handsets by manufactured default.
@@DodgyDaveGTX The Queen didn’t answer.
"THE FACE-CHEEK...
...
...
...
...and video-record it."
The amount of information people have sucked out from Ian is insane. They have his fucking blood type!
CWC is the name and real
tfw you will never be born christian chandler
I don't believe in God, but I'm eternally grateful to God (if he exists) that I was never born Christian Weston Chandler. Seriously.
Chris doesn't even sound certain about his own history.
I’m not sure if this is true or not, but apparently Chris would visit the CWCki from time to time to refresh his mind on past events in his life. Not even the trolling sagas just mundane stuff.
Do you think he ever called the cops?
Knowing him, yes. And was probably told never to call 911 again. If you keep doing shit like that, you can be arrested for abuse of emergency services.
He hates jerkops so no.
Plus you can't get someone arrested just for trolling you.
Bin Ski
The local police knew him well.
@@jimmorgan8688especially now.
If it’s a guy he will get PFFH has to be one of my favorite Chris Chan moments
If I ever make it to his town im going to hang up wanted posters with his picture and the name Ian Brandon Anderson.
my fav chrischan vid
Chris, have you met Christina?
We were so innocent once
6:29 if only he the balls
Mr Anderson, when Will you get a gir? l🤔
He got one. She is a bit older than him, though.
Anyone can dodge that weak ass punch tbh