Judge Judy Cracks Up When a Man Loses His Case in 26 Seconds Flat!

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  • @Frysken
    @Frysken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6281

    "He killed my brother and my sister!"
    "Ma'am, I didn't kill the sister."

    • @elgrigorio1
      @elgrigorio1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Snoopy I love it! Stupid and stupid as fuck

    • @arwena1659
      @arwena1659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      "Ma'am, the sister was still breathing, when I left".

    • @DoinThupidThings
      @DoinThupidThings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aaaaaahahahahahaha....

    • @robertpradella6550
      @robertpradella6550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snoopy lmfao!

    • @Xershade
      @Xershade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The second line is wrong as it doesn't implicate the person.

  • @kjcaramel4547
    @kjcaramel4547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5318

    He shot me and stabbed me in my leg
    Ma'am i didnt use a knife..just the gun

    • @Riddimsofcreation
      @Riddimsofcreation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      KJ Caramel lmfao

    • @someguy1688
      @someguy1688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      KJ Caramel don't copy the top comment

    • @AlbatrossRevenue
      @AlbatrossRevenue 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      KJ Caramel Your efforts to use a time machine and make the top comment long before someone else made it did not fool Sean McGovern. He's far too keen for that. Good catch, Sean.

    • @theactualjimmy
      @theactualjimmy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KJ Caramel Stupid

    • @springrossular
      @springrossular 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sean McGovern boi are you stupid?

  • @TheXxkornmunkyx666
    @TheXxkornmunkyx666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6109

    I clicked not realizing this was E.T. Won't make that mistake again..

    • @nightpoo7094
      @nightpoo7094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mrblend27 me two

    • @TheBizznessHD
      @TheBizznessHD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mrblend27 what's wrong with E.T.?

    • @estelladehoyos351
      @estelladehoyos351 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mrblend27 true😂😂😂

    • @ericbrooms
      @ericbrooms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      what isn't wrong with E.T

    • @devinmyers8430
      @devinmyers8430 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Mrblend27 Disliked for that soul purpose.

  • @piccologohan444
    @piccologohan444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3705

    This video should only be 26 seconds then.

    • @stefanrijos63
      @stefanrijos63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My God! Duh! that's what I say😐

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this is a piece from an entertainment show. you have an opening from reporter setting up the clip. the raw footage of this case might be on TH-cam someplace.

    • @tjhaverland4276
      @tjhaverland4276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Night Bot 😲 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😆😆😆

    • @brandonmelhem
      @brandonmelhem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please tell me that's a joke

    • @kilgoretrout7396
      @kilgoretrout7396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "PLAY IT HONEST".... THERE GOES ANY CHANCE OF A LIBERAL, LEFTY OR DEMOCRAT "JUDGE" SHOW....

  • @FeltIntuition
    @FeltIntuition 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    "That ear piece wasn't in there ma'am" Think this is what he said

    • @chesaltibus8248
      @chesaltibus8248 9 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      +Daniel Estep "there was no earpiece in there ma'am"

    • @FeltIntuition
      @FeltIntuition 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +SaltBoy 35 Gracías amigo

    • @irlrp
      @irlrp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      +SaltBoy 35 thanks, i listened at it 10 times to figure what he said, i surrendered and went for the comments hoping i wasn't alone xD

    • @irinashvorin9784
      @irinashvorin9784 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +irlrp He said it clear

    • @irinashvorin9784
      @irinashvorin9784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** then you have a problem..

  • @danielschinner4231
    @danielschinner4231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    i think the commercial at the beginning of the video lasted longer then their case

    • @phillipfry9765
      @phillipfry9765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daniel Schinner than

    • @SAVEDJANET7
      @SAVEDJANET7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Judge Judy

    • @tjhaverland4276
      @tjhaverland4276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Janet Mondaine-Lucas ROCKS BRUV!!! 😆😆😆

    • @RoboEpic
      @RoboEpic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep

    • @nix5494
      @nix5494 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'M WHEEZING XD

  • @egg2197
    @egg2197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Plaintiff: He threw a large rock at my window, broke in, and stole
    Defendant: The rock was not large but rather medium sized

  • @bIuestag
    @bIuestag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3779

    The girl probably said there was an ear piece just to get the guy to tell the truth I must say she was smart he not so much :D

    • @chaotikmagik9219
      @chaotikmagik9219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      She probably said it to get either another ear piece or more money. You can't actually fit an earpiece in a wallet

    • @D_McGeezacks
      @D_McGeezacks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Chaotik Magik Depends in the wallet. Some ladies' wallets are as big and thick as a clutch purse and you can fit your phone, makeup, all kinds of stuff in it.

    • @jessicah5659
      @jessicah5659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Chaotik Magik why the hell does it matter? Lol he played himself

    • @godschild989
      @godschild989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Chaotik Magik what? Have you seen a ladies wallet? There more of a small purse

    • @chizkin3799
      @chizkin3799 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      David Towery I just carry around my suitcase, it has all the essentials

  • @storerestore
    @storerestore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    just show the damn clip without going into all that meta bullshit over how viral it is

    • @medethuseyn7715
      @medethuseyn7715 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      şekc

    • @winternow2242
      @winternow2242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Those ET people have to eat, don't they? It's not like they're smart enough to handle real news...or handle Judge Judy themselves.

    • @V8FordTempo
      @V8FordTempo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      is there a link to the ACTUAL episode? not all the extra stuff?

    • @wtr0
      @wtr0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly. Fuck ET.

    • @KNByam
      @KNByam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then go watch the clip itself, its a story on why it went viral.

  • @SarcasticaleeXP
    @SarcasticaleeXP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2419

    The only thing that made me click the video was her tiny hand, it looks so small in the thumbnail.

    • @aneemal15luvr
      @aneemal15luvr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SarcasticaleeXP 😂😂😂

    • @germyw
      @germyw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      SarcasticaleeXP She's reeeaally short. I think less than 5'. 😂

    • @SarcasticaleeXP
      @SarcasticaleeXP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      marie watson oooh ok. I don't really know her so that was my first impression.

    • @darealjj29
      @darealjj29 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SarcasticaleeXP . i just realised how funny it wss

    • @Gamerofthe21stcentry
      @Gamerofthe21stcentry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      SarcasticaleeXP boi😂😂

  • @tristank2833
    @tristank2833 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1973

    It's 4am what am I doing

    • @tessamarie8698
      @tessamarie8698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tristan k lol Me too haha WTF and a year later. Life is funny sometime.

    • @lostplayerA
      @lostplayerA 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 4:10am

    • @James-ip5gz
      @James-ip5gz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:27 am

    • @trainfire2008
      @trainfire2008 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:29!!!! Ha

    • @balvinderbance
      @balvinderbance 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:09 am. I want to sleep and i'm here instead

  • @draconusfrigidus
    @draconusfrigidus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This is like the anecdote of a woman describing her alleged attacker down to the scar on his face, to which the attacker then protests "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
    Man it's actually funnier seeing it in real life. XD

  • @geniovelmaldonado9602
    @geniovelmaldonado9602 9 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    that is the stupidest defense I ever heard...lol

    • @11304800
      @11304800 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      +Geniovel Maldonado it wasn't defense-LOL -it was an confession.

    • @nikkip.2343
      @nikkip.2343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Johnny Wewoka "an" confession ?

    • @patatofred9079
      @patatofred9079 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geniovel Maldonado really not a defence more of an admission of guilt.

    • @zaibatsublkn5452
      @zaibatsublkn5452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phoenix Wright would do so much better LMAO

  • @thejoker2482
    @thejoker2482 9 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    I love how this is trending news on Facebook when it happened FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO!!

    • @DerpyPenguin4747
      @DerpyPenguin4747 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Zach K (filmbuff95) I know right?

    • @stevenp8237
      @stevenp8237 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Zach K (filmbuff95) people comment on it, soooo thanks for being apart of the problem

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Zach K (filmbuff95) it got here to the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia only yesterday

    • @aguyandhiscomputer
      @aguyandhiscomputer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SimsMoyal. In that case... I should probably tell you New Kids on the Block aren't cool anymore.

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aguyandhiscomputer
      i see no reason in been nasty.

  • @winternow2242
    @winternow2242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Why "Dumb ANd Dumber"? It was that one guy who really sealed the deal for them...

    • @winternow2242
      @winternow2242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That other guy's there as the wingman that one time; Judge Judy is there every day on a show that seems to draw jerks like flies to garbage - how is she not a brain dead TMZ addict by now?

    • @gamero5350
      @gamero5350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      the dumb one told on him self the dumber let him do it

    • @BBBYpsi
      @BBBYpsi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is dumb having a friend like that so Dumb & Dumber correctly applies

    • @bkxhype5801
      @bkxhype5801 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sana Jawad that's not necessarily true

    • @maniacalmattmedia1025
      @maniacalmattmedia1025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Who’s more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows?”
      - Obi-Wan Kenobi - A Long Time Ago...

  • @Karkenou
    @Karkenou 9 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    She really is a very kind and incredibly intelligent woman, despite her show's demeanor.

    • @jebemtigolaz
      @jebemtigolaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Karkenou
      There's nothing wrong with her behaviour. In fact, she's acting like a teacher when the class gets unruly. Nothing wrong with that, since people NEED discipline. It's actually quite alarming to see adults acting like children and even more so that they need this kind of disciplining.

    • @Fantasticifaction
      @Fantasticifaction 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +jebemtigolaz Post-adolescent people require a different approach than children. Any therapist with coaching or psychology in their toolbox can tell you that much. Judy's quick with her word and sure has a good brain in there, but the way she brings things is simply aggravating at times and does not appeal to me at all. I'm happy my faith will never be judged by an American judge, or any for that matter, I hope :)

    • @jebemtigolaz
      @jebemtigolaz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fantasticifaction
      Lol no. This is a textbook didactical approach.
      This is the same exact approach people who behave like children need. Besides, they have two options here. Either they respect the court or get out of it. So, they act like a rational adults and respect the rules, or they'll be treated the way they deserve.
      In fact, she's doing nothing wrong (who cares if it appeals to someone or not. Discipline!). I'm way more shocked by the behaviour and demands of the people comming there.
      "I'm happy my faith will never be judged by an American judge, or any for that matter, I hope :)"
      It will be a fucked up world when we start judging people's thoughts. You pray that it doesn't happen again.

    • @justafanintexas7913
      @justafanintexas7913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So intelligent that 61% of her cases have been amended or overturned. In binding arbitration, are you kidding? Intelligent? You're easy to impress.

    • @Babische
      @Babische 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure is!!!

  • @ivanjimenez2575
    @ivanjimenez2575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    only judy can judge me

    • @spazz_the_kitten7980
      @spazz_the_kitten7980 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      . You're*

    • @LLOOYYYDD
      @LLOOYYYDD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you know we live in a callous society when it not only becomes the norm to tell people to "kill themselves" if they do something you don't like, but that there is an abbreviated term for it, because its used so often. Wow, what a horrible society we live in.

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nooo Kelly Clarkson yeah I'm sure complaining will solve it ( but I'm complaining about your complain it's complain-ception

    • @misctoast
      @misctoast 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how I used to look at it as back in 2016. :T

    • @reynaldogarza109
      @reynaldogarza109 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry, but only GOD CAN JUDGE YOU.

  • @TheEpic22
    @TheEpic22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    His friend was probably like "bruh r u goddam kidding me. How dumb can u be"

    • @shuckacuck
      @shuckacuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheEpic22 If he's dumb enough to say "bruh", then he deserves to go to jail either way.

    • @Tim.1113
      @Tim.1113 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheEpic22 I think he said to him “ well played homie, well played “

  • @yannika6914
    @yannika6914 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Judge Judy's Funny Quote: "You eat the steak, You pay for it, understand?" and "I don't give a rats behind!"
    _Happy Birth Judy who turned 74 on 10/21/2016_

    • @charlieminaj2
      @charlieminaj2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      niecers judge Judy changed it and says I don’t give a rats behind, move a long mate, we’re talking about the new meaning that judge Judy made not the old saying dopey old individuals like to keep mentioning

    • @ronaldzachary2420
      @ronaldzachary2420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yannik A ronaldzachary47gmail.com
      bois

    • @ronaldzachary2420
      @ronaldzachary2420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yannik A

    • @thediabolicalempath7246
      @thediabolicalempath7246 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yannik A Team Libra.

    • @johnyoung468
      @johnyoung468 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yannik A She is still a very good looking woman . You should see photos of her when she was younger--A real knock out !

  • @fragphil
    @fragphil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    id rather vote for judge judy for president than our candidates. like if you agree.

    • @jamienicole9611
      @jamienicole9611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Phillip Ellis I've been saying this for awhile! She would put Hillary to shameeeeeee

    • @officialsite8354
      @officialsite8354 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judge Judy fans, you all got to check out User Tonetare's 14th episode of his Judge Judy Vs Cartoon Series on TH-cam, Judge Judy Vs Beyonce. Hysterical. Just uploaded today. Make sure not to go to the promotional video for it, but the actual episode.

    • @glenbe4026
      @glenbe4026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, I guess she fits with normal Americans since she seems to be rather xenophobic. Watched a lot of episodes recently and it seems whenever someone with a foreign accent appears before her, whether European, Australian, African or Middle Eastern she gets rude, shouts them down and rules against them. It is rather noticeable since it seems to be every single person with a foreign accent (from season 20 and season 21 at least anyway).

    • @gavinmahoney5402
      @gavinmahoney5402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She gets rude and shouts down literally everyone. She's mentioned herself she doesn't care about race or sex, even her own (it's why she don't identify as a feminist, bc she sees herself as a judge who happens to be a woman rather than a woman judge)

    • @Verticom10
      @Verticom10 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glen Be gets the answers rolling

  • @martindx1961
    @martindx1961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Its better to remain silent and thought of as a fool...than to speak up and remove all doubt! :-)

    • @StukInBuf
      @StukInBuf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Twain!

    • @shannonknox1578
      @shannonknox1578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      martindx1961 isn’t this from the Bible?

    • @ytto051
      @ytto051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He incriminated himself.. nice job 👍👍

  • @greyeyed123
    @greyeyed123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Reminds me of a "stupid criminal" story I heard where a man stole a lady's purse and ran down the street with it. The police were nearby, caught him, and told him they were bringing him back to her for identification. They stood the man in front of her and he said, "Yep. That's the lady whose purse I stole."

    • @shyscham8998
      @shyscham8998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmfao!!

    • @Gabyevo
      @Gabyevo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +greyeyed123 I'm crying over here, this is priceless !!

    • @greyeyed123
      @greyeyed123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Lif Da I used to listen to these stories all the time on the radio on the way to work. In another "stupid criminal" story, a man stormed into a bank with a gun--some kind of revolver--and announced he was robbing the place. He pointed the gun to the ceiling and pulled the trigger to show how serious he was...but the gun only clicked. He did it again, and it clicked again. He looked down the barrel of his own gun and pulled the trigger a third time.
      You guessed it. That time, it fired.

    • @gamingweirdguy2850
      @gamingweirdguy2850 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's pretty dumb. But I know a dumber one.
      A Guy robbed a house and took lots of expensive things and then decided to take a video of him doing post it on Facebook.

    • @onguong5
      @onguong5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +greyeyed123
      That is funnier than the JJ example !

  • @DavidStewart-np3cj
    @DavidStewart-np3cj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    They should appoint her for that sumpreme court justice spot we have open.

    • @samkom33
      @samkom33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes she would be great there, but why should she? she earn way more money as a tv small claim court judge where she can pick here own cases,

    • @andybee1381
      @andybee1381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well Donald Trump is known for favoring his fellow reality TV stars.

    • @BusaLova
      @BusaLova 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She'd probably lose her mind at the corruption, backhanded bribery and fuck knows what else goes on behind closed doors. I'd wager to say Judy functions best on her lonesome.

    • @SFJohnCross
      @SFJohnCross 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David Stewart she makes over 47 million a year working 52 days a year, why'd she want to take a major step down like that?

  • @tionlover
    @tionlover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hey they're just high as fuck and told the truth. There probably wasn't an ear piece in there 😂😂

  • @htrxox4535
    @htrxox4535 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Oml how'd you bait yourself out like that?😂

  • @FuchsiaMuffin
    @FuchsiaMuffin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This lady is the Goddess of law.... Lol.

  • @halfsucked-mang0
    @halfsucked-mang0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Judge Judy will forever be my spirit animal

    • @halfsucked-mang0
      @halfsucked-mang0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. M. R. Moriolé, Ed.D me too!

    • @Dragenstein
      @Dragenstein 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Morgan I love her!!!!

    • @halfsucked-mang0
      @halfsucked-mang0 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      KatherineMacChesney you sound old enough to be from the generation that coined the phrase "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"

    • @halfsucked-mang0
      @halfsucked-mang0 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      KatherineMacChesney oooh ouch. If only I truly felt insulted by people's opinions on the internet. Have a great day :)))

    • @DrMoriole
      @DrMoriole 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morgan . . . I think I may need to make a bumper sticker out of your comment, lol. ::winks::

  • @christianthompson1839
    @christianthompson1839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember seeing this episode with my dad! I was rolling on the floor laughing, I'm not kidding!

  • @joeytrevino7809
    @joeytrevino7809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I remember that episode lol!! I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @wingedbunny6211
    @wingedbunny6211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He threw my two baby siblings into a fire"
    "M'am I only threw ONE of her siblings into a fire."

  • @cato3277
    @cato3277 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You guys are an utter insult to journalism.

    • @Allangulon
      @Allangulon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cato It's called "Entertainment Tonight",because it's,"ENTERTAINMENT" not reality!

  • @Transitfan93
    @Transitfan93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Does the "No Snitch rule" go into effect if he snitches on himself?

    • @brucetrunks01
      @brucetrunks01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @RicoX-17
      @RicoX-17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've seen people snitching on themselves, it's hilarious 😂

    • @nonino1644
      @nonino1644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ask Tekashi 69.

  • @BestDanTheMan80
    @BestDanTheMan80 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching judge Judy , thumbs up from a fan in the UK.

  • @JUNEBUG754
    @JUNEBUG754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this woman so much

  • @VideoMenu
    @VideoMenu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This reminds me of the People's Court from the 80's. A guy had some eye-sore furniture on his driveway that a neighbor complained about. One night or when the guy was away, the furniture went missing. It was looking good for the defendant (the neighbor). Just as Wapner was recessing, the defendant remembered some evidence, stopped Wapner and said (I'm paraphrasing after all these years): "Your honor. I have some pictures to show you the eyesore why we moved his furniture." Wapner was like "Oh, is tha right?" *D'OH!* When Wapner returned from deliberation, the defendant hemmed and hawed saying "I mean or WHOMEVER took the furniture, I was just saying..."
    RULING FOR THE PLAINTIFF. (BAM BAM!)

  • @PJVids83
    @PJVids83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have no idea what Tweedle-Dumb is saying at 0:48. Is he saying, 'Federal is not your piecing of mail'?

  • @tonywatts2584
    @tonywatts2584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    An icon for real 💖
    Sux that she's gettin up there in age but it's been a joy to have been a fan all these years.
    Her show has kept me out of a lot of trouble now that I think about it 😆
    My favorite Judge Judy quote of all time is "there are no new stories under the sun, just new faces." Reminding me that life will forever be a continuous cycle of bullshit and blessings 😁 and to navigate, the best way I can through all of it, so that I enjoy my experience to the end.
    I'll never forget how you've shaped my perspective on life and I love you for it😘
    Thanks for everything ✌
    -Anthony in Brooklyn

  • @danieldesario6120
    @danieldesario6120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Legend has it that even to this day.... he doesn't know why he lost his case

    • @Yktvnaes
      @Yktvnaes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agreee

    • @Yktvnaes
      @Yktvnaes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

  • @kellysmith341
    @kellysmith341 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    DEAR JUDGE JUDY. I HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING AND STILL LEARNING FROM YOU AND BURT... YOUR A GREAT LADY AND CONGRATULATIONS ON 20 YEARS OF ROCKING THE COURT HOUSE WHEN YOU DROP THE HAMER OF JUSTICE PEACE AND MUCH LOVE ❤TO YOU AND YOURS

  • @mehlodia9432
    @mehlodia9432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Her hand is so tiny...

    • @andremoreno1112
      @andremoreno1112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mehlodia so is she, she's like 4'9 lol..

    • @obi-wankenobi9200
      @obi-wankenobi9200 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is almost eighty years old.

  • @kcrl1
    @kcrl1 ปีที่แล้ว

    00:55 Byrd's facial expression or lack thereof is priceless! LOL!!! 🙂

  • @dgpmusic05
    @dgpmusic05 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    why is this in my recommended feed

  • @mattr3780
    @mattr3780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She will get my vote if she ever runs for president

  • @Chalky.
    @Chalky. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to let someone make decisions on a case by someone there to get TV ratings.

  • @barbarafox1368
    @barbarafox1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amen judge Judy... I know one thing in life if I didn't learn it in school or from my mother judge Judy has taught me a lot over the years ... I watch her show as often as I can right along with a few other shows as such... She is an amazing and very open minded hard working honest judge.. She tells it as it is and lord knows not one person in their right state of mind should ever cross her in any bad way.. Have y'all seen this woman mad upset or simply baffled... Let me just say this I sure wish she was my judge for this past 9 years.. The moment my daughter and myself lost our rights to freedom of speech and tell the truth this small town of Monroe City Missouri just kept making things up and fabricating one lie with a bigger one.. Mind you I have 4 children a year a part.. Child 3 has been slower than the rest she walks she talks and has a mind of her own.. So tell me why they took her at a month after her 17th birthday... Yes 17th.. She has IEP.. She was still fairly small for her age at that time... I never got to attend her graduation never ever got an invite. She went from foster parent to one group home now in another one she has be at for 1 year or so able to only come home once a month. That was me who ask them that do to living in a mobile home with to much drama as she came down every weekend every other weekend.. Yes I would not even have been there had the counselor I had told me it was visible to move away from there.. Because the juvenile officer hated me and had no reason.. I was pulled over faithfully the entire time I live in that town.. Bars was open 7 days a week I would take people home who had way to much to drink and long behold here comes the police of good old Monroe County Missouri.. One of the worst places in the world to live if you are old or have children or adults on SSI.. SSDI... SS.. They coming after them.. Medicaid pays most of the bills health wise.. Their checks pay their room and board along with that huge chunk a change the state gives the home while they are there.. The had me kissing their butt an had me believing she would be home
    .done everything by the book mind you and then some and yet still kept adding things on for me to do... To regain her guardianship knowing damn well they had no intention on sending her home... Small town revenue where do ya think it comes from when there are more group homes and nursing homes than there is jobs in that town.. Court appointed lawyer that's a joke the judge was his boss everyone legally in the case worked for the judge never have I ever seen such a corrupted town in my whole entire life.. Judge Judy would have that town back how it should be ran that is for sure... I just want to say Judge Judy you are very loved by so many people thank you for seeing the justice system has some great people 10 times harder than most places in America.. Great watching your show at least you knew what you are doing and why your doing it.. Unlike these small town idiots who get their revenue through the sickly and unable who are in nursing homes and group homes and the foster system witch really is sad you have know idea just how bad it truly is.. Majesty breaks every time my now 26 almost 27 year old daughter calls and says mom they refuse to let me transfer or come to live and she is soooo upset.. The schooling there is outing her on a computer and letting her play games and listen to music videos... Before we moved there to Monroe we lived in Wentzville Missouri where real teachers know how to treat their students and would do anything for a fallen family who loses everything they own in an electric fire.. 09 was one bad bad year for me and my family... With out a doubt... But like I was saying my daughter had homework and projects to be finished like the rest of my children.. When Julie had a behavior issue they come to get me and I would take care of it.. Then when she come home from school she wrote an apology letter to every person who was in the room of the meeting.. I did not play those games and Julie done very well progress.. Grade school was the absolute worst with her and school.. Not knowing just how bad things could get by her actions that spoke louder words and sometimes vice versa all at once.. But she out grew the demon stage of life and gradually got better.. Everyone loves Julie on some days she has bad days just like you and I but we get over it she just can't get over the fact that the school the juvenile system the courts and Guardian all have lied and failed her after all the things she has been through over the years... Wentzville School has mad an amazing person out of Julie at a very slow pace but it happened.. Monroe City has done nothing I do mean nothing but put us down and treated us like dirt.. I have plenty o witnesses to this as well as wondering how a drug headed alcoholic slash stripper can lose her kids and get them back in just 4 months and hers was much younger than mine...

  • @zestamore
    @zestamore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "He stole my phone"
    " and the charger, mam"

  • @grega6031
    @grega6031 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best line from this show I ever heard?
    " I didn't kick her your honor that's a lie! I just pushed her away with my foot!"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BronzeSpaceComet
    @BronzeSpaceComet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “We believe that you stole a wallet from this lady”
    “That’s not the lady I stole it from”

  • @pearljam619
    @pearljam619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I bet his friend was well pissed off!

    • @TheRoflcer
      @TheRoflcer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His friend didn't seem to react to what the guy said.

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    OML, some people really need to check their brains! (assuming that they actually have one.)

  • @purple7066
    @purple7066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What does Judy mean by "peeing on your leg, and telling you it's raining?"

    • @lex1eleven
      @lex1eleven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Purple before that she said "the audience is pretty perceptive" so she's saying the audience is smart and won't be fooled like trying to tell them it's raining when your actually pee'ing on them lol

    • @purple7066
      @purple7066 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I understand now

    • @hazeleyes611
      @hazeleyes611 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Purple In short, do I look like I have stupid written on my forehead?

    • @mashroob
      @mashroob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Purple
      The line is from one of her most notorious books: "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever." She is well-known for its context. It's mostly a metaphor for the BS people have tried to throw at her over the years. In other words, she knows what people are saying are a bunch of lies and the people try desperately to cover it up... and she doesn't buy it for a minute.

    • @purple7066
      @purple7066 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hazel Eyes Thanks that makes it easier for me to understand

  • @MattKittredge2112
    @MattKittredge2112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    To compare those 2 idiots to Lloyd and Harry from "Dumb and Dumber" is insulting to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels!!

    • @jinaedinisci159
      @jinaedinisci159 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very true matt k. They're way beyond that in terms of how dumb they are

  • @PIXELSURPRISE
    @PIXELSURPRISE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for the 15 second ad

  • @kuevue7750
    @kuevue7750 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When did Lois from Malcom in the Middle quit her Store Job and become a judge?

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:40
    Thank me in 26 seconds.

  • @cellogs2432
    @cellogs2432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “He killed my mom and dad and burned my house with my child in it.”
    “Your honor, the baby didn’t die it was still crying.”

    • @ytto051
      @ytto051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL 😂😂😂😂

  • @MamaToFive
    @MamaToFive 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I NEVER tire of Judge Judy. :)

  • @Zeropainter420
    @Zeropainter420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Judge Judy for president 2020

  • @neondoggo2886
    @neondoggo2886 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is super funny! Haha! Please make more of these!

  • @uiyuma
    @uiyuma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've been replaying this for 10 minutes and I just can't hear what he says. Something about the ear piece but I'm too deaf to actually hear.

    • @TheCrabNebula1
      @TheCrabNebula1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I believe he says "There was no ear piece in it, ma'am"

    • @uiyuma
      @uiyuma 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      super nova Ah, thank you

    • @tonyc7301
      @tonyc7301 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's understandable that they were hard to hear given how bad the dude mumbled.

    • @ryanmaxwell8804
      @ryanmaxwell8804 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Uh, there was no earpiece in it ma'am"

  • @FireEater
    @FireEater 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love judge Judy the only thing worth watching on local TV

  • @sjjzak3133
    @sjjzak3133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He stole my phone and its case"
    "The phone didn't have a case"

  • @Paul180
    @Paul180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    show the original video

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith4397 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah, Freudian slips, always giving us a good laugh!

    • @YortOK
      @YortOK 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh, no, Freudian slips are spontaneous accidents that are immediately recognized. This guy genuinely believed he was doing his defence a service. Up until someone finally impressed upon him exactly what he did wrong.

  • @AnthonyHernandez-jz8if
    @AnthonyHernandez-jz8if 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Judge Judy is such a savage I love it

  • @tigertempertantrum6573
    @tigertempertantrum6573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If anyone didn't get why it was so funny, I'll explain, because I didn't get it until I could hear it properly.
    What happened was that a young high school girl was taking 2 men to court for stealing her wallet. She named what was in the wallet, which was $50, an earpiece and a calculator. Then, the 2nd man says "There wasn't an earpiece in the wallet, ma'am." which means he knew what was in the wallet and the only way was if he stole it, and it gave himself away. Judge Judy found it so hilarious she laughed and said to the guard 'Dumb and Dumber'.

  • @bernadettepotenti301
    @bernadettepotenti301 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just play the clip no commentary needed

  • @moamenfahmy2346
    @moamenfahmy2346 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    shes fair and has sufficient experience to tell apart the honest and lair and crucial also

  • @pushkarajkulkarni6014
    @pushkarajkulkarni6014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For people who don’t understand: (similar case)
    Judge: What did he steal?
    “This man broke into my house and stole jewelry from the room with a tv and a sofa in it!”
    “There was no tv in there ma’am”

  • @snaildrey
    @snaildrey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    judge Judy is not a real judge. Where are the attorneys...? Where is the jury?

    • @andyd6055
      @andyd6055 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      DerpySnailcat Cloudcat Bovril duh you fucking idiot, people pay to have there cases on her show

    • @johnrockscx
      @johnrockscx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kmuzu dank you fucking idiot use the right "their"

    • @perlasoto840
      @perlasoto840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Derpy- seriously? Where's the jury? It's NOT criminal court it's civil so obviously there wouldn't be a jury.

    • @OverratedLunitic
      @OverratedLunitic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is civil court, not criminal court

    • @briannaleiyattah5912
      @briannaleiyattah5912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DerpySnailcat Cloudcat Bovril you watch alot of Law And Order

  • @iamjasmine9375
    @iamjasmine9375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “He kicked down my door and stabbed me”
    “I didn’t kick down the door it was already unlocked” 💀

  • @heidibevan1916
    @heidibevan1916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Judge Judy is a diamond, she has such a sense of humour 😂😅

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The television audience is very perceptive. They can tell when you're peeing on their leg and telling them it's raining"
    ...and I guess that sarcastic look when she says that is her way to prevent people complaining about this specific lie? :-D :-D

  • @timothyplante7712
    @timothyplante7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Who is watching in 2020 after she died 😔

  • @altre6362
    @altre6362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    yeah bye Stacey... is the best, funniest line!

  • @DamoneBros
    @DamoneBros 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the judge sentence me to Life so I said "good!" "now I can work on my rhymes"

  • @CarsonMains
    @CarsonMains 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Peeing on their leg and tell them it's raining lol
    That's a John Wayne quote!

  • @pokefan213
    @pokefan213 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Judge: What was in your wallet?
    Girl: $50, my earpiece, (and whatever else it was)
    Dumb and Dumber: There was no earpiece in it ma'am.
    and how would you know THAT tidbit unless you stole it?! Like omg i almost facepalmed at his stupidity lol

    • @duliee5076
      @duliee5076 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rosalita Ramirez yes that's the point mate

    • @217adaptiveperspective
      @217adaptiveperspective 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Whole lotta nuttin

    • @pokefan213
      @pokefan213 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fard Muhammad did u just assume my gender? LOL whatever floats your boat, ma'am! :D

    • @lashaunbeazer9264
      @lashaunbeazer9264 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mate, doesn't always mean "man". Your name assumes that you're a female. But, I digress. Mate also means friend, idiot. Stay in school.

    • @whateverhappenshappens5023
      @whateverhappenshappens5023 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rosalita Ramirez your so clever no one else understood what happened until you explained it

  • @danielsellers798
    @danielsellers798 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Judge Judy Rocks,I Love to watch her!

  • @SimsMoyal
    @SimsMoyal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Thats a lie - the case was much much longer i saw it on tv

    • @goodeats5845
      @goodeats5845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the case may have been longer
      but what the reporter was getting at was that he lost the case as soon as he incriminated himself by saying "there was no earpeice in there mam"

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      good eats
      ok, but it still wasn't lost in the amount of time said

    • @goodeats5845
      @goodeats5845 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think the reporter meant in a technical sense

    • @SimsMoyal
      @SimsMoyal 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      good eats
      i don't know what that means - i know what i saw - they were talking for more than 5 minutes before he said that sentence therefore it wasn't lost in such time.
      every case technically is lost by some thing that someone say that proves him wrong.

    • @goodeats5845
      @goodeats5845 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      and no all cases are in nuetral ground untill 1 side can proove themselves the victor...

  • @SydniJ
    @SydniJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A lesson can be learned here. Think before you speak!

  • @wauney
    @wauney 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    bruh this show is older than me

  • @MrsLeighJones
    @MrsLeighJones 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love Judge Judy, i think she is a breath of fresh air in a very polluted world x

  • @thecat7803
    @thecat7803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I mean, I guess they could twist it into looking into it and then turning it in, but they don't seem that quick-thinking.

  • @jbrisby
    @jbrisby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Play it honest"...she said, in front of a wall of phony books. ;)

  • @hasoonnine
    @hasoonnine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    what did he say that made her laugh?

    • @TheGreatBeard
      @TheGreatBeard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      When he says "there was no earpiece in their" How would he know that unless he did steal it.

    • @hasoonnine
      @hasoonnine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha lol. Thanks for clearing that up for me 👍

    • @KittyGata314
      @KittyGata314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheGreatBeard "there" lol

    • @anglosaxon5874
      @anglosaxon5874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He din do nuthin'....he a gud boy! lol

    • @ballinglikechoji
      @ballinglikechoji 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anglo Saxon hims was gunna be a doctors n shit, then he wahz gunna become the prezdent of da unitid saytes of uhmerica! hims was a good one! neva hurted a fly, judge Judy yous a racist!!!

  • @jasonwaznak5825
    @jasonwaznak5825 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You'll have to excuse my friend here,he's a little slow!!! LMAO
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattd5240
    @mattd5240 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Goddamn just look at their faces there's nothing, no lights on.

  • @DoctorKandosii
    @DoctorKandosii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's just as stupid as Ceelo's claim that "it's not rape if you don't do any damage."

  • @raytheperson
    @raytheperson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    what did the guy say I couldn't hear him? (reply)

    • @hellomishka
      @hellomishka 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      there was no earpiece in there m'am

    • @abbya.4043
      @abbya.4043 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ray martorell there was no earpiece ma'am

    • @ryanmaxwell8804
      @ryanmaxwell8804 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Uh, there was no earpiece in it ma'am."

  • @anna-taniatransylove5762
    @anna-taniatransylove5762 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    judge judy you are wonderful..I allways watched you on television when I was living in the usa

  • @stefanrijos63
    @stefanrijos63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I honestly don't understand a word that guy said.😐

    • @Lucky-wu5iv
      @Lucky-wu5iv 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stefan Rijos he said there wasn't a earpiece in there ma'am

    • @stefanrijos63
      @stefanrijos63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lucky247 Wow thanks! I mean seriously these black gangsters speak like if their toungue was melting😃.

    • @ryanmaxwell8804
      @ryanmaxwell8804 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Uh, there was no earpiece in it ma'am"

  • @latresswilliams1805
    @latresswilliams1805 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Judge Judy. SO when are you going to run for President. I believe in you😇🙏😍😍😍

  • @jeremychuatico5243
    @jeremychuatico5243 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And I realized it was E.T.

  • @DTG0711
    @DTG0711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's the background music in starting?

  • @tomaws8
    @tomaws8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    when justice turns an pseudo reality show good job usa your doing it your doing it...

    • @ozzie607
      @ozzie607 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You act like you're surprised. There's a reality tv show for everything now because we live in a world of technology, get over it

    • @tomaws8
      @tomaws8 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isnt because we live in a world of techology is because the world now needs entertainment with everything ,like 1000 channels with low content ,anywhay justice shouldnt be on the entertainment industry ,jornalism either ,politics either mr.Trump won cause he was the biggest troll and the world love entertainment i mean the usa needs it cause ...you know why.

    • @milesmorales6583
      @milesmorales6583 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tomaws8 it's ok America is a big reality show... and Donald trump is the host

    • @12171010011010
      @12171010011010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as reality tv goes, judge judy wins, with news coming in at a close second

  • @tahirahmed1776
    @tahirahmed1776 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "They can tell you when you are peeing on their legs and telling them its raining" what a comment by Great Judge Judy..........a perfect role model for us........
    '

  • @christianpringle3822
    @christianpringle3822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's my lady!

  • @Misnyc
    @Misnyc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "they can tell when you're peeing on their leg and telling them that it's raining!" 😲😲😲

  • @sawwshark6744
    @sawwshark6744 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WOW, THIS MURDERS ME.