KJ Caramel Your efforts to use a time machine and make the top comment long before someone else made it did not fool Sean McGovern. He's far too keen for that. Good catch, Sean.
this is a piece from an entertainment show. you have an opening from reporter setting up the clip. the raw footage of this case might be on TH-cam someplace.
Chaotik Magik Depends in the wallet. Some ladies' wallets are as big and thick as a clutch purse and you can fit your phone, makeup, all kinds of stuff in it.
This is like the anecdote of a woman describing her alleged attacker down to the scar on his face, to which the attacker then protests "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!" Man it's actually funnier seeing it in real life. XD
you know we live in a callous society when it not only becomes the norm to tell people to "kill themselves" if they do something you don't like, but that there is an abbreviated term for it, because its used so often. Wow, what a horrible society we live in.
That other guy's there as the wingman that one time; Judge Judy is there every day on a show that seems to draw jerks like flies to garbage - how is she not a brain dead TMZ addict by now?
+Karkenou There's nothing wrong with her behaviour. In fact, she's acting like a teacher when the class gets unruly. Nothing wrong with that, since people NEED discipline. It's actually quite alarming to see adults acting like children and even more so that they need this kind of disciplining.
+jebemtigolaz Post-adolescent people require a different approach than children. Any therapist with coaching or psychology in their toolbox can tell you that much. Judy's quick with her word and sure has a good brain in there, but the way she brings things is simply aggravating at times and does not appeal to me at all. I'm happy my faith will never be judged by an American judge, or any for that matter, I hope :)
Fantasticifaction Lol no. This is a textbook didactical approach. This is the same exact approach people who behave like children need. Besides, they have two options here. Either they respect the court or get out of it. So, they act like a rational adults and respect the rules, or they'll be treated the way they deserve. In fact, she's doing nothing wrong (who cares if it appeals to someone or not. Discipline!). I'm way more shocked by the behaviour and demands of the people comming there. "I'm happy my faith will never be judged by an American judge, or any for that matter, I hope :)" It will be a fucked up world when we start judging people's thoughts. You pray that it doesn't happen again.
Judge Judy's Funny Quote: "You eat the steak, You pay for it, understand?" and "I don't give a rats behind!" _Happy Birth Judy who turned 74 on 10/21/2016_
niecers judge Judy changed it and says I don’t give a rats behind, move a long mate, we’re talking about the new meaning that judge Judy made not the old saying dopey old individuals like to keep mentioning
Reminds me of a "stupid criminal" story I heard where a man stole a lady's purse and ran down the street with it. The police were nearby, caught him, and told him they were bringing him back to her for identification. They stood the man in front of her and he said, "Yep. That's the lady whose purse I stole."
+Lif Da I used to listen to these stories all the time on the radio on the way to work. In another "stupid criminal" story, a man stormed into a bank with a gun--some kind of revolver--and announced he was robbing the place. He pointed the gun to the ceiling and pulled the trigger to show how serious he was...but the gun only clicked. He did it again, and it clicked again. He looked down the barrel of his own gun and pulled the trigger a third time. You guessed it. That time, it fired.
That's pretty dumb. But I know a dumber one. A Guy robbed a house and took lots of expensive things and then decided to take a video of him doing post it on Facebook.
She'd probably lose her mind at the corruption, backhanded bribery and fuck knows what else goes on behind closed doors. I'd wager to say Judy functions best on her lonesome.
KatherineMacChesney you sound old enough to be from the generation that coined the phrase "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"
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Well, I guess she fits with normal Americans since she seems to be rather xenophobic. Watched a lot of episodes recently and it seems whenever someone with a foreign accent appears before her, whether European, Australian, African or Middle Eastern she gets rude, shouts them down and rules against them. It is rather noticeable since it seems to be every single person with a foreign accent (from season 20 and season 21 at least anyway).
She gets rude and shouts down literally everyone. She's mentioned herself she doesn't care about race or sex, even her own (it's why she don't identify as a feminist, bc she sees herself as a judge who happens to be a woman rather than a woman judge)
This reminds me of the People's Court from the 80's. A guy had some eye-sore furniture on his driveway that a neighbor complained about. One night or when the guy was away, the furniture went missing. It was looking good for the defendant (the neighbor). Just as Wapner was recessing, the defendant remembered some evidence, stopped Wapner and said (I'm paraphrasing after all these years): "Your honor. I have some pictures to show you the eyesore why we moved his furniture." Wapner was like "Oh, is tha right?" *D'OH!* When Wapner returned from deliberation, the defendant hemmed and hawed saying "I mean or WHOMEVER took the furniture, I was just saying..." RULING FOR THE PLAINTIFF. (BAM BAM!)
Judge: What was in your wallet? Girl: $50, my earpiece, (and whatever else it was) Dumb and Dumber: There was no earpiece in it ma'am. and how would you know THAT tidbit unless you stole it?! Like omg i almost facepalmed at his stupidity lol
Uh, no, Freudian slips are spontaneous accidents that are immediately recognized. This guy genuinely believed he was doing his defence a service. Up until someone finally impressed upon him exactly what he did wrong.
Purple before that she said "the audience is pretty perceptive" so she's saying the audience is smart and won't be fooled like trying to tell them it's raining when your actually pee'ing on them lol
+Purple The line is from one of her most notorious books: "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever." She is well-known for its context. It's mostly a metaphor for the BS people have tried to throw at her over the years. In other words, she knows what people are saying are a bunch of lies and the people try desperately to cover it up... and she doesn't buy it for a minute.
Anglo Saxon hims was gunna be a doctors n shit, then he wahz gunna become the prezdent of da unitid saytes of uhmerica! hims was a good one! neva hurted a fly, judge Judy yous a racist!!!
If anyone didn't get why it was so funny, I'll explain, because I didn't get it until I could hear it properly. What happened was that a young high school girl was taking 2 men to court for stealing her wallet. She named what was in the wallet, which was $50, an earpiece and a calculator. Then, the 2nd man says "There wasn't an earpiece in the wallet, ma'am." which means he knew what was in the wallet and the only way was if he stole it, and it gave himself away. Judge Judy found it so hilarious she laughed and said to the guard 'Dumb and Dumber'.
An icon for real 💖 Sux that she's gettin up there in age but it's been a joy to have been a fan all these years. Her show has kept me out of a lot of trouble now that I think about it 😆 My favorite Judge Judy quote of all time is "there are no new stories under the sun, just new faces." Reminding me that life will forever be a continuous cycle of bullshit and blessings 😁 and to navigate, the best way I can through all of it, so that I enjoy my experience to the end. I'll never forget how you've shaped my perspective on life and I love you for it😘 Thanks for everything ✌ -Anthony in Brooklyn
the case may have been longer but what the reporter was getting at was that he lost the case as soon as he incriminated himself by saying "there was no earpeice in there mam"
good eats i don't know what that means - i know what i saw - they were talking for more than 5 minutes before he said that sentence therefore it wasn't lost in such time. every case technically is lost by some thing that someone say that proves him wrong.
For people who don’t understand: (similar case) Judge: What did he steal? “This man broke into my house and stole jewelry from the room with a tv and a sofa in it!” “There was no tv in there ma’am”
Amen judge Judy... I know one thing in life if I didn't learn it in school or from my mother judge Judy has taught me a lot over the years ... I watch her show as often as I can right along with a few other shows as such... She is an amazing and very open minded hard working honest judge.. She tells it as it is and lord knows not one person in their right state of mind should ever cross her in any bad way.. Have y'all seen this woman mad upset or simply baffled... Let me just say this I sure wish she was my judge for this past 9 years.. The moment my daughter and myself lost our rights to freedom of speech and tell the truth this small town of Monroe City Missouri just kept making things up and fabricating one lie with a bigger one.. Mind you I have 4 children a year a part.. Child 3 has been slower than the rest she walks she talks and has a mind of her own.. So tell me why they took her at a month after her 17th birthday... Yes 17th.. She has IEP.. She was still fairly small for her age at that time... I never got to attend her graduation never ever got an invite. She went from foster parent to one group home now in another one she has be at for 1 year or so able to only come home once a month. That was me who ask them that do to living in a mobile home with to much drama as she came down every weekend every other weekend.. Yes I would not even have been there had the counselor I had told me it was visible to move away from there.. Because the juvenile officer hated me and had no reason.. I was pulled over faithfully the entire time I live in that town.. Bars was open 7 days a week I would take people home who had way to much to drink and long behold here comes the police of good old Monroe County Missouri.. One of the worst places in the world to live if you are old or have children or adults on SSI.. SSDI... SS.. They coming after them.. Medicaid pays most of the bills health wise.. Their checks pay their room and board along with that huge chunk a change the state gives the home while they are there.. The had me kissing their butt an had me believing she would be home .done everything by the book mind you and then some and yet still kept adding things on for me to do... To regain her guardianship knowing damn well they had no intention on sending her home... Small town revenue where do ya think it comes from when there are more group homes and nursing homes than there is jobs in that town.. Court appointed lawyer that's a joke the judge was his boss everyone legally in the case worked for the judge never have I ever seen such a corrupted town in my whole entire life.. Judge Judy would have that town back how it should be ran that is for sure... I just want to say Judge Judy you are very loved by so many people thank you for seeing the justice system has some great people 10 times harder than most places in America.. Great watching your show at least you knew what you are doing and why your doing it.. Unlike these small town idiots who get their revenue through the sickly and unable who are in nursing homes and group homes and the foster system witch really is sad you have know idea just how bad it truly is.. Majesty breaks every time my now 26 almost 27 year old daughter calls and says mom they refuse to let me transfer or come to live and she is soooo upset.. The schooling there is outing her on a computer and letting her play games and listen to music videos... Before we moved there to Monroe we lived in Wentzville Missouri where real teachers know how to treat their students and would do anything for a fallen family who loses everything they own in an electric fire.. 09 was one bad bad year for me and my family... With out a doubt... But like I was saying my daughter had homework and projects to be finished like the rest of my children.. When Julie had a behavior issue they come to get me and I would take care of it.. Then when she come home from school she wrote an apology letter to every person who was in the room of the meeting.. I did not play those games and Julie done very well progress.. Grade school was the absolute worst with her and school.. Not knowing just how bad things could get by her actions that spoke louder words and sometimes vice versa all at once.. But she out grew the demon stage of life and gradually got better.. Everyone loves Julie on some days she has bad days just like you and I but we get over it she just can't get over the fact that the school the juvenile system the courts and Guardian all have lied and failed her after all the things she has been through over the years... Wentzville School has mad an amazing person out of Julie at a very slow pace but it happened.. Monroe City has done nothing I do mean nothing but put us down and treated us like dirt.. I have plenty o witnesses to this as well as wondering how a drug headed alcoholic slash stripper can lose her kids and get them back in just 4 months and hers was much younger than mine...
+Rachel Point is that they admitted committing the crime withing 26 seconds. Yeah, the case took a bit longer but right there and then, the moment they opened their stupid dumb ghetto mouth the case was basically dealt with. ^^
hilary clitoris Because they denied ever touching or stealing the wallet. Yet the one idiot immediately said "there was no earpiece in it" when the girl was summing up the contents of the wallet. Explain to me how he would have known that there was no earpiece in it (but the rest was) if he didn't touch, steal and opened l the wallet.
DEAR JUDGE JUDY. I HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING AND STILL LEARNING FROM YOU AND BURT... YOUR A GREAT LADY AND CONGRATULATIONS ON 20 YEARS OF ROCKING THE COURT HOUSE WHEN YOU DROP THE HAMER OF JUSTICE PEACE AND MUCH LOVE ❤TO YOU AND YOURS
"The television audience is very perceptive. They can tell when you're peeing on their leg and telling them it's raining" ...and I guess that sarcastic look when she says that is her way to prevent people complaining about this specific lie? :-D :-D
This case wasn't 26 seconds long.. It's just a clip, that's it. The case itself is a good 10 minutes. When he spoke, that was closer to the end of the episode, not at the beginning.
He shot me and stabbed me in my leg
Ma'am i didnt use a knife..just the gun
KJ Caramel lmfao
KJ Caramel don't copy the top comment
KJ Caramel Your efforts to use a time machine and make the top comment long before someone else made it did not fool Sean McGovern. He's far too keen for that. Good catch, Sean.
KJ Caramel Stupid
Sean McGovern boi are you stupid?
"He killed my brother and my sister!"
"Ma'am, I didn't kill the sister."
Snoopy I love it! Stupid and stupid as fuck
"Ma'am, the sister was still breathing, when I left".
Aaaaaahahahahahaha....
Snoopy lmfao!
The second line is wrong as it doesn't implicate the person.
I clicked not realizing this was E.T. Won't make that mistake again..
Mrblend27 me two
Mrblend27 what's wrong with E.T.?
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what isn't wrong with E.T
Mrblend27 Disliked for that soul purpose.
This video should only be 26 seconds then.
My God! Duh! that's what I say😐
this is a piece from an entertainment show. you have an opening from reporter setting up the clip. the raw footage of this case might be on TH-cam someplace.
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Please tell me that's a joke
"PLAY IT HONEST".... THERE GOES ANY CHANCE OF A LIBERAL, LEFTY OR DEMOCRAT "JUDGE" SHOW....
i think the commercial at the beginning of the video lasted longer then their case
Daniel Schinner than
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I'M WHEEZING XD
The girl probably said there was an ear piece just to get the guy to tell the truth I must say she was smart he not so much :D
She probably said it to get either another ear piece or more money. You can't actually fit an earpiece in a wallet
Chaotik Magik Depends in the wallet. Some ladies' wallets are as big and thick as a clutch purse and you can fit your phone, makeup, all kinds of stuff in it.
Chaotik Magik why the hell does it matter? Lol he played himself
Chaotik Magik what? Have you seen a ladies wallet? There more of a small purse
David Towery I just carry around my suitcase, it has all the essentials
"That ear piece wasn't in there ma'am" Think this is what he said
+Daniel Estep "there was no earpiece in there ma'am"
+SaltBoy 35 Gracías amigo
+SaltBoy 35 thanks, i listened at it 10 times to figure what he said, i surrendered and went for the comments hoping i wasn't alone xD
+irlrp He said it clear
***** then you have a problem..
The only thing that made me click the video was her tiny hand, it looks so small in the thumbnail.
SarcasticaleeXP 😂😂😂
SarcasticaleeXP She's reeeaally short. I think less than 5'. 😂
marie watson oooh ok. I don't really know her so that was my first impression.
SarcasticaleeXP . i just realised how funny it wss
SarcasticaleeXP boi😂😂
just show the damn clip without going into all that meta bullshit over how viral it is
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Those ET people have to eat, don't they? It's not like they're smart enough to handle real news...or handle Judge Judy themselves.
is there a link to the ACTUAL episode? not all the extra stuff?
Exactly. Fuck ET.
Then go watch the clip itself, its a story on why it went viral.
It's 4am what am I doing
tristan k lol Me too haha WTF and a year later. Life is funny sometime.
Same 4:10am
4:27 am
1:29!!!! Ha
4:09 am. I want to sleep and i'm here instead
Plaintiff: He threw a large rock at my window, broke in, and stole
Defendant: The rock was not large but rather medium sized
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I love how this is trending news on Facebook when it happened FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO!!
+Zach K (filmbuff95) I know right?
+Zach K (filmbuff95) people comment on it, soooo thanks for being apart of the problem
+Zach K (filmbuff95) it got here to the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia only yesterday
+SimsMoyal. In that case... I should probably tell you New Kids on the Block aren't cool anymore.
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i see no reason in been nasty.
This is like the anecdote of a woman describing her alleged attacker down to the scar on his face, to which the attacker then protests "She's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
Man it's actually funnier seeing it in real life. XD
that is the stupidest defense I ever heard...lol
+Geniovel Maldonado it wasn't defense-LOL -it was an confession.
Johnny Wewoka "an" confession ?
Geniovel Maldonado really not a defence more of an admission of guilt.
Phoenix Wright would do so much better LMAO
only judy can judge me
. You're*
you know we live in a callous society when it not only becomes the norm to tell people to "kill themselves" if they do something you don't like, but that there is an abbreviated term for it, because its used so often. Wow, what a horrible society we live in.
Nooo Kelly Clarkson yeah I'm sure complaining will solve it ( but I'm complaining about your complain it's complain-ception
That's how I used to look at it as back in 2016. :T
Sorry, but only GOD CAN JUDGE YOU.
Why "Dumb ANd Dumber"? It was that one guy who really sealed the deal for them...
That other guy's there as the wingman that one time; Judge Judy is there every day on a show that seems to draw jerks like flies to garbage - how is she not a brain dead TMZ addict by now?
the dumb one told on him self the dumber let him do it
He is dumb having a friend like that so Dumb & Dumber correctly applies
Sana Jawad that's not necessarily true
“Who’s more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows?”
- Obi-Wan Kenobi - A Long Time Ago...
She really is a very kind and incredibly intelligent woman, despite her show's demeanor.
+Karkenou
There's nothing wrong with her behaviour. In fact, she's acting like a teacher when the class gets unruly. Nothing wrong with that, since people NEED discipline. It's actually quite alarming to see adults acting like children and even more so that they need this kind of disciplining.
+jebemtigolaz Post-adolescent people require a different approach than children. Any therapist with coaching or psychology in their toolbox can tell you that much. Judy's quick with her word and sure has a good brain in there, but the way she brings things is simply aggravating at times and does not appeal to me at all. I'm happy my faith will never be judged by an American judge, or any for that matter, I hope :)
Fantasticifaction
Lol no. This is a textbook didactical approach.
This is the same exact approach people who behave like children need. Besides, they have two options here. Either they respect the court or get out of it. So, they act like a rational adults and respect the rules, or they'll be treated the way they deserve.
In fact, she's doing nothing wrong (who cares if it appeals to someone or not. Discipline!). I'm way more shocked by the behaviour and demands of the people comming there.
"I'm happy my faith will never be judged by an American judge, or any for that matter, I hope :)"
It will be a fucked up world when we start judging people's thoughts. You pray that it doesn't happen again.
So intelligent that 61% of her cases have been amended or overturned. In binding arbitration, are you kidding? Intelligent? You're easy to impress.
Sure is!!!
Judge Judy's Funny Quote: "You eat the steak, You pay for it, understand?" and "I don't give a rats behind!"
_Happy Birth Judy who turned 74 on 10/21/2016_
niecers judge Judy changed it and says I don’t give a rats behind, move a long mate, we’re talking about the new meaning that judge Judy made not the old saying dopey old individuals like to keep mentioning
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His friend was probably like "bruh r u goddam kidding me. How dumb can u be"
TheEpic22 If he's dumb enough to say "bruh", then he deserves to go to jail either way.
TheEpic22 I think he said to him “ well played homie, well played “
Its better to remain silent and thought of as a fool...than to speak up and remove all doubt! :-)
Mark Twain!
martindx1961 isn’t this from the Bible?
He incriminated himself.. nice job 👍👍
Reminds me of a "stupid criminal" story I heard where a man stole a lady's purse and ran down the street with it. The police were nearby, caught him, and told him they were bringing him back to her for identification. They stood the man in front of her and he said, "Yep. That's the lady whose purse I stole."
lmfao!!
+greyeyed123 I'm crying over here, this is priceless !!
+Lif Da I used to listen to these stories all the time on the radio on the way to work. In another "stupid criminal" story, a man stormed into a bank with a gun--some kind of revolver--and announced he was robbing the place. He pointed the gun to the ceiling and pulled the trigger to show how serious he was...but the gun only clicked. He did it again, and it clicked again. He looked down the barrel of his own gun and pulled the trigger a third time.
You guessed it. That time, it fired.
That's pretty dumb. But I know a dumber one.
A Guy robbed a house and took lots of expensive things and then decided to take a video of him doing post it on Facebook.
+greyeyed123
That is funnier than the JJ example !
They should appoint her for that sumpreme court justice spot we have open.
yes she would be great there, but why should she? she earn way more money as a tv small claim court judge where she can pick here own cases,
Well Donald Trump is known for favoring his fellow reality TV stars.
She'd probably lose her mind at the corruption, backhanded bribery and fuck knows what else goes on behind closed doors. I'd wager to say Judy functions best on her lonesome.
David Stewart she makes over 47 million a year working 52 days a year, why'd she want to take a major step down like that?
Oml how'd you bait yourself out like that?😂
Hey they're just high as fuck and told the truth. There probably wasn't an ear piece in there 😂😂
Does the "No Snitch rule" go into effect if he snitches on himself?
Nope
I've seen people snitching on themselves, it's hilarious 😂
Ask Tekashi 69.
Judge Judy will forever be my spirit animal
Dr. M. R. Moriolé, Ed.D me too!
+Morgan I love her!!!!
KatherineMacChesney you sound old enough to be from the generation that coined the phrase "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all"
KatherineMacChesney oooh ouch. If only I truly felt insulted by people's opinions on the internet. Have a great day :)))
Morgan . . . I think I may need to make a bumper sticker out of your comment, lol. ::winks::
I remember that episode lol!! I couldn't stop laughing!
id rather vote for judge judy for president than our candidates. like if you agree.
Phillip Ellis I've been saying this for awhile! She would put Hillary to shameeeeeee
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Well, I guess she fits with normal Americans since she seems to be rather xenophobic. Watched a lot of episodes recently and it seems whenever someone with a foreign accent appears before her, whether European, Australian, African or Middle Eastern she gets rude, shouts them down and rules against them. It is rather noticeable since it seems to be every single person with a foreign accent (from season 20 and season 21 at least anyway).
She gets rude and shouts down literally everyone. She's mentioned herself she doesn't care about race or sex, even her own (it's why she don't identify as a feminist, bc she sees herself as a judge who happens to be a woman rather than a woman judge)
Glen Be gets the answers rolling
You guys are an utter insult to journalism.
Cato It's called "Entertainment Tonight",because it's,"ENTERTAINMENT" not reality!
This reminds me of the People's Court from the 80's. A guy had some eye-sore furniture on his driveway that a neighbor complained about. One night or when the guy was away, the furniture went missing. It was looking good for the defendant (the neighbor). Just as Wapner was recessing, the defendant remembered some evidence, stopped Wapner and said (I'm paraphrasing after all these years): "Your honor. I have some pictures to show you the eyesore why we moved his furniture." Wapner was like "Oh, is tha right?" *D'OH!* When Wapner returned from deliberation, the defendant hemmed and hawed saying "I mean or WHOMEVER took the furniture, I was just saying..."
RULING FOR THE PLAINTIFF. (BAM BAM!)
I remember seeing this episode with my dad! I was rolling on the floor laughing, I'm not kidding!
This lady is the Goddess of law.... Lol.
why is this in my recommended feed
I love this woman so much
Her hand is so tiny...
Mehlodia so is she, she's like 4'9 lol..
She is almost eighty years old.
"He stole my phone"
" and the charger, mam"
I love watching judge Judy , thumbs up from a fan in the UK.
“We believe that you stole a wallet from this lady”
“That’s not the lady I stole it from”
"He threw my two baby siblings into a fire"
"M'am I only threw ONE of her siblings into a fire."
Judge: What was in your wallet?
Girl: $50, my earpiece, (and whatever else it was)
Dumb and Dumber: There was no earpiece in it ma'am.
and how would you know THAT tidbit unless you stole it?! Like omg i almost facepalmed at his stupidity lol
Rosalita Ramirez yes that's the point mate
A Whole lotta nuttin
Fard Muhammad did u just assume my gender? LOL whatever floats your boat, ma'am! :D
Mate, doesn't always mean "man". Your name assumes that you're a female. But, I digress. Mate also means friend, idiot. Stay in school.
Rosalita Ramirez your so clever no one else understood what happened until you explained it
OML, some people really need to check their brains! (assuming that they actually have one.)
Ah, Freudian slips, always giving us a good laugh!
Uh, no, Freudian slips are spontaneous accidents that are immediately recognized. This guy genuinely believed he was doing his defence a service. Up until someone finally impressed upon him exactly what he did wrong.
thanks for the 15 second ad
What does Judy mean by "peeing on your leg, and telling you it's raining?"
Purple before that she said "the audience is pretty perceptive" so she's saying the audience is smart and won't be fooled like trying to tell them it's raining when your actually pee'ing on them lol
***** I understand now
Purple In short, do I look like I have stupid written on my forehead?
+Purple
The line is from one of her most notorious books: "Beauty Fades, Dumb is Forever." She is well-known for its context. It's mostly a metaphor for the BS people have tried to throw at her over the years. In other words, she knows what people are saying are a bunch of lies and the people try desperately to cover it up... and she doesn't buy it for a minute.
Hazel Eyes Thanks that makes it easier for me to understand
I have no idea what Tweedle-Dumb is saying at 0:48. Is he saying, 'Federal is not your piecing of mail'?
"there was no earpiece in there ma'am
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all i hear is that now lmao
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When did Lois from Malcom in the Middle quit her Store Job and become a judge?
bruh this show is older than me
:)
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"He stole my phone and its case"
"The phone didn't have a case"
what did he say that made her laugh?
When he says "there was no earpiece in their" How would he know that unless he did steal it.
Haha lol. Thanks for clearing that up for me 👍
TheGreatBeard "there" lol
He din do nuthin'....he a gud boy! lol
Anglo Saxon hims was gunna be a doctors n shit, then he wahz gunna become the prezdent of da unitid saytes of uhmerica! hims was a good one! neva hurted a fly, judge Judy yous a racist!!!
To compare those 2 idiots to Lloyd and Harry from "Dumb and Dumber" is insulting to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels!!
Very true matt k. They're way beyond that in terms of how dumb they are
Judge Judy is a diamond, she has such a sense of humour 😂😅
If anyone didn't get why it was so funny, I'll explain, because I didn't get it until I could hear it properly.
What happened was that a young high school girl was taking 2 men to court for stealing her wallet. She named what was in the wallet, which was $50, an earpiece and a calculator. Then, the 2nd man says "There wasn't an earpiece in the wallet, ma'am." which means he knew what was in the wallet and the only way was if he stole it, and it gave himself away. Judge Judy found it so hilarious she laughed and said to the guard 'Dumb and Dumber'.
An icon for real 💖
Sux that she's gettin up there in age but it's been a joy to have been a fan all these years.
Her show has kept me out of a lot of trouble now that I think about it 😆
My favorite Judge Judy quote of all time is "there are no new stories under the sun, just new faces." Reminding me that life will forever be a continuous cycle of bullshit and blessings 😁 and to navigate, the best way I can through all of it, so that I enjoy my experience to the end.
I'll never forget how you've shaped my perspective on life and I love you for it😘
Thanks for everything ✌
-Anthony in Brooklyn
Thats a lie - the case was much much longer i saw it on tv
the case may have been longer
but what the reporter was getting at was that he lost the case as soon as he incriminated himself by saying "there was no earpeice in there mam"
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ok, but it still wasn't lost in the amount of time said
i think the reporter meant in a technical sense
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i don't know what that means - i know what i saw - they were talking for more than 5 minutes before he said that sentence therefore it wasn't lost in such time.
every case technically is lost by some thing that someone say that proves him wrong.
and no all cases are in nuetral ground untill 1 side can proove themselves the victor...
Legend has it that even to this day.... he doesn't know why he lost his case
I agreee
Exactly
I bet his friend was well pissed off!
His friend didn't seem to react to what the guy said.
show the original video
“He killed my mom and dad and burned my house with my child in it.”
“Your honor, the baby didn’t die it was still crying.”
LOL 😂😂😂😂
This is super funny! Haha! Please make more of these!
I've been replaying this for 10 minutes and I just can't hear what he says. Something about the ear piece but I'm too deaf to actually hear.
I believe he says "There was no ear piece in it, ma'am"
super nova Ah, thank you
It's understandable that they were hard to hear given how bad the dude mumbled.
"Uh, there was no earpiece in it ma'am"
I NEVER tire of Judge Judy. :)
the judge sentence me to Life so I said "good!" "now I can work on my rhymes"
Just play the clip no commentary needed
I certainly wouldn't be stupid enough to let someone make decisions on a case by someone there to get TV ratings.
Haha I saw this a long time ago and for some reason I was thinking about it and this video popped up as the first result in the list.
Judge Judy for president 2020
I mean, I guess they could twist it into looking into it and then turning it in, but they don't seem that quick-thinking.
shes fair and has sufficient experience to tell apart the honest and lair and crucial also
Me: Yah they took all my electronics in my house.
Defendant: No actually we left the microwave.
I swear it said 27 seconds...
You're high.
Ricky D yep
She will get my vote if she ever runs for president
I honestly don't understand a word that guy said.😐
Stefan Rijos he said there wasn't a earpiece in there ma'am
+Lucky247 Wow thanks! I mean seriously these black gangsters speak like if their toungue was melting😃.
"Uh, there was no earpiece in it ma'am"
For people who don’t understand: (similar case)
Judge: What did he steal?
“This man broke into my house and stole jewelry from the room with a tv and a sofa in it!”
“There was no tv in there ma’am”
what did the guy say I couldn't hear him? (reply)
there was no earpiece in there m'am
ray martorell there was no earpiece ma'am
"Uh, there was no earpiece in it ma'am."
Amen judge Judy... I know one thing in life if I didn't learn it in school or from my mother judge Judy has taught me a lot over the years ... I watch her show as often as I can right along with a few other shows as such... She is an amazing and very open minded hard working honest judge.. She tells it as it is and lord knows not one person in their right state of mind should ever cross her in any bad way.. Have y'all seen this woman mad upset or simply baffled... Let me just say this I sure wish she was my judge for this past 9 years.. The moment my daughter and myself lost our rights to freedom of speech and tell the truth this small town of Monroe City Missouri just kept making things up and fabricating one lie with a bigger one.. Mind you I have 4 children a year a part.. Child 3 has been slower than the rest she walks she talks and has a mind of her own.. So tell me why they took her at a month after her 17th birthday... Yes 17th.. She has IEP.. She was still fairly small for her age at that time... I never got to attend her graduation never ever got an invite. She went from foster parent to one group home now in another one she has be at for 1 year or so able to only come home once a month. That was me who ask them that do to living in a mobile home with to much drama as she came down every weekend every other weekend.. Yes I would not even have been there had the counselor I had told me it was visible to move away from there.. Because the juvenile officer hated me and had no reason.. I was pulled over faithfully the entire time I live in that town.. Bars was open 7 days a week I would take people home who had way to much to drink and long behold here comes the police of good old Monroe County Missouri.. One of the worst places in the world to live if you are old or have children or adults on SSI.. SSDI... SS.. They coming after them.. Medicaid pays most of the bills health wise.. Their checks pay their room and board along with that huge chunk a change the state gives the home while they are there.. The had me kissing their butt an had me believing she would be home
.done everything by the book mind you and then some and yet still kept adding things on for me to do... To regain her guardianship knowing damn well they had no intention on sending her home... Small town revenue where do ya think it comes from when there are more group homes and nursing homes than there is jobs in that town.. Court appointed lawyer that's a joke the judge was his boss everyone legally in the case worked for the judge never have I ever seen such a corrupted town in my whole entire life.. Judge Judy would have that town back how it should be ran that is for sure... I just want to say Judge Judy you are very loved by so many people thank you for seeing the justice system has some great people 10 times harder than most places in America.. Great watching your show at least you knew what you are doing and why your doing it.. Unlike these small town idiots who get their revenue through the sickly and unable who are in nursing homes and group homes and the foster system witch really is sad you have know idea just how bad it truly is.. Majesty breaks every time my now 26 almost 27 year old daughter calls and says mom they refuse to let me transfer or come to live and she is soooo upset.. The schooling there is outing her on a computer and letting her play games and listen to music videos... Before we moved there to Monroe we lived in Wentzville Missouri where real teachers know how to treat their students and would do anything for a fallen family who loses everything they own in an electric fire.. 09 was one bad bad year for me and my family... With out a doubt... But like I was saying my daughter had homework and projects to be finished like the rest of my children.. When Julie had a behavior issue they come to get me and I would take care of it.. Then when she come home from school she wrote an apology letter to every person who was in the room of the meeting.. I did not play those games and Julie done very well progress.. Grade school was the absolute worst with her and school.. Not knowing just how bad things could get by her actions that spoke louder words and sometimes vice versa all at once.. But she out grew the demon stage of life and gradually got better.. Everyone loves Julie on some days she has bad days just like you and I but we get over it she just can't get over the fact that the school the juvenile system the courts and Guardian all have lied and failed her after all the things she has been through over the years... Wentzville School has mad an amazing person out of Julie at a very slow pace but it happened.. Monroe City has done nothing I do mean nothing but put us down and treated us like dirt.. I have plenty o witnesses to this as well as wondering how a drug headed alcoholic slash stripper can lose her kids and get them back in just 4 months and hers was much younger than mine...
Is this pee or is it raining....we all know the difference..... Im older and smarter .... don't even go there😂
“He kicked down my door and stabbed me”
“I didn’t kick down the door it was already unlocked” 💀
this isnt even the whole case... it was a lot longer than 26 seconds.
+Rachel Point is that they admitted committing the crime withing 26 seconds. Yeah, the case took a bit longer but right there and then, the moment they opened their stupid dumb ghetto mouth the case was basically dealt with. ^^
good explanation. the article i read it with was talking about it being the "shortest case in judge judy history"
+TheOpelkoenjas im confused and how what they said got them to losethe case? they just said that the earpiece wasn't in there, im slow sorry
hilary clitoris Because they denied ever touching or stealing the wallet. Yet the one idiot immediately said "there was no earpiece in it" when the girl was summing up the contents of the wallet. Explain to me how he would have known that there was no earpiece in it (but the rest was) if he didn't touch, steal and opened l the wallet.
OH I"M SORRY LOL WHAT A DUMBFUCK
SHORT OF A COMPLETE CONFESSION, THERE WASN'T AN EARPIECE IN IT MA'AM, LOL TOO FUNNY!
"he shot me and stabbed "
Ma'am i dint use the knife just the gun
DEAR JUDGE JUDY. I HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING AND STILL LEARNING FROM YOU AND BURT... YOUR A GREAT LADY AND CONGRATULATIONS ON 20 YEARS OF ROCKING THE COURT HOUSE WHEN YOU DROP THE HAMER OF JUSTICE PEACE AND MUCH LOVE ❤TO YOU AND YOURS
Who is watching in 2020 after she died 😔
Who?
???
Teorror87 agreed. I was thinking of the announcer
She didnt die
Me :
Peeing on their leg and tell them it's raining lol
That's a John Wayne quote!
she's known as the meanest judge right
She is more of a no nonsense type of judge
"The television audience is very perceptive. They can tell when you're peeing on their leg and telling them it's raining"
...and I guess that sarcastic look when she says that is her way to prevent people complaining about this specific lie? :-D :-D
judge Judy is not a real judge. Where are the attorneys...? Where is the jury?
DerpySnailcat Cloudcat Bovril duh you fucking idiot, people pay to have there cases on her show
Kmuzu dank you fucking idiot use the right "their"
Derpy- seriously? Where's the jury? It's NOT criminal court it's civil so obviously there wouldn't be a jury.
This is civil court, not criminal court
DerpySnailcat Cloudcat Bovril you watch alot of Law And Order
yeah bye Stacey... is the best, funniest line!
i love it, can anyone be more stupid, hahahahahaha
"He stole $50"
"Actually it was $100..."
Holllyyyy craaaaaap just play the clip!
Best line from this show I ever heard?
" I didn't kick her your honor that's a lie! I just pushed her away with my foot!"
😂😂😂😂😂
This case wasn't 26 seconds long.. It's just a clip, that's it. The case itself is a good 10 minutes. When he spoke, that was closer to the end of the episode, not at the beginning.
~ From the time the Plaintiff started speaking, he ratted on himself inside of 26 seconds.
Love judge Judy the only thing worth watching on local TV
WOW, THIS MURDERS ME.
This video should’ve been 26 seconds...
... Weed and George Floyd brought me here
That case wasn't 26 seconds long, it was at least 10 minutes.
That's my lady!
I absolutely love Judge Judy, i think she is a breath of fresh air in a very polluted world x
And I realized it was E.T.