Hey, who says all Yandere have to be cuddly, this guy has legs for days! Artwork provided by the lovely BoxofOranges. Wanna send me drawing of you kissing Salt (Spider yandere)? darkandtwistedwhisper@gmail.com
Left brain:this is a horrible idea, don't you dare click on it, it will keep you up at night! For gods sake your TERRIFIED of spiders! Right brain:OooOoooOoo!!! What's this?! *clicks*
Ah, yes. The Itsy Bitsy Spider. When I was a young little child every time it got to the rain part I would instantly go, “YES. DROWN, SPIDER, DROWN” and then preceded to laugh all evil-like..... I was a weird child.
Blatantly Weebish I always was at the brink of tears hearing that because I was afraid it'd drown lol i use to bring spiders from the wild to show and tell
It reminds me of the movie from 'coraline'. Well i was looking for my senpai, but bum into mr.spider guy instead. Anyways, lovin it. Prepare for the butterfly effect. 😅
Me: *on the couch with nothing on* Him: *walks in* Me: well hello daddy Long legs! Him: 🎶🎵I don't know what the fuck just happened but I really don't care I'ma get the fuck up out of here FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT uh no thanks don't really mind me I'm just going to grab my stuff and leave excuse me please FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT🎶🎵 *walks out of the room backwards* Me: I like it when they run😏
Other boys' pet names for you: Cutie, babe, honey, dearest Salt's pet names for you: Butterfly, *B L O O D B A G* Get yourself a Salt, ladies (or gents or whatever you identify as)
Funny Bunny If you were a male spider, yes. If you were a female spider, no. The female spiders would kill the males, so that her kids have food for when they come into the world. Sorry, if this is weird, but my phone is being a dick to me.
Hey, you really pulled this off so well despite being worried at first. Another well-written and unique character and I absolutely love the voice/tone you chose for Salt and the rope/web sounds were just so 👌👌👌 I really mean it this time when I say I've watched the whole thing! And I suppose this spider gets a pass in my book 👀
Aaahh!!! Once again, I was left flustered, and creeped out! Im not too afraid of spiders, but the clicking noise you used for Salt was so eerie and seriously set the creepy vibe on high!! As the clicking continued, i ended liking it more and more, too. Really awesome asmr! you give us such quality and well written asmrs and stories!! Top tier stuff and I'm shoving your content at all my friends who're into these things! ^_^ Thank you so much!
Him: You’re not on the menu. *tastes* Me: THEN DON’T NIBBLE ON ME, SIR! Also him: “Muffled screams aren’t really an answer.” Me: THAT’S CAUSE I’M SINGING THE SONG OF MY ARACHNOPHOBE PEOPLE! *SCREECH*
Im a girl and i love spiders so not all girls love spiders some do but some dont so wish me luck with mr yandere at his house he is making some cookies
Him: where did you come from? Me: well you see i was here one moment than the next a dog tried to eat me and so breaz hit me hard and now i am hear also that dog may have bine a cat idk Him: wtf?????
Danm I come back home and there's this amazing kinky asmr present waiting for me. Thanks for using ma art and keep up the good work x And I VERY much liked the roleplay
I was just about to say something about not being able to stay long, because my sling (baby spider) is expecting me. Then I realized the coincidental irony; my 4 month old tarantula is named Pepper. Sorry Salt, but if you want me, you're going to have to fight her for me. Salt vs Pepper, only one can win!
@@rigby9534 pepper is doing fantastic, her birthday is coming up! She's so big now, when I first got her, she was smaller than the nail on my pinky finger. Now she's bigger than my hand! She is a very sweet tempered spider, and enjoys wearing water drops as hats
Freand: Ya, I fall asleep listening to calming music Freand 2: I prefer jazz. What do you listen too? Me: Oh... I listen to ASMR roleplays about various monsters kidnapping people.. Freand: Oh.... that's nice....
He (the spider dude) does realise that we could speak a completely different language and he would never know because he webbed our mouth, and we could be hanging up there like 'WTF is going on!!"
Wow, Twisted! What another great video! I definitely watched the whole entire thing and didn't get too scared after like 4 seconds. Such quality content 👌 It's amazing!
Who else remebers the vine of this guy eho shows his arm thats been bit a spider while the spiders on the floor and then he says " That wasnt very nice was it Mr Spider?" and then he stomps on the spider. Im so sorry.
I'm in some kind of mood today. That clicking sound is creeping me out so much that I had to shake my blanket and then sit in the center of my bed, wrapped in said blanket, and had to glance around to make sure there were no spiders
. . .did spider-boy just say Kinbaku? . . .Damn, Salt, I see you. Hahah, I'm not kink-shaming since that's at least suitable knowledge for a humanoid spider. The audio a bit more on the erotic side than I expected. Still a little creepy, though, so that's good. Also, yay, my favorite kind of insect (though if you did a video with a moth or butterfly, that'd be fine too. . .or cicadas. Maybe no a bee.. beecause memes.) You're doing great~ **wait, speaking of moths, you could do a Moth Man video hahah. I mean, if that sounds fun to you.
Ding ding ding you just won a subscriber thank you very much hope you have a great day/night You are awesome I love the story and how is so well developed and I need a part 2 with Salt
I started crying because I closed my eyes and when I heard him in the background I got so freaked out! So like there are three levels for Arachnophobia. *You don't have to read this at all ;-;* *Level one* is like where you can be close to a spider but can't touch but you're okay with it. *Level two* is where you can be somewhat close to it but you get that feeling of fear but just a tiny bit. Then *level three* is where you can't be anywhere near a spider and you get that feeling of fear. And you get dizzy and well, *I* get emotional. I'm level three. But I actually like this UwU if I don't think about what he is too much I'm fine. Sorry for wasting your time!
my arachnophobia is telling me
no.
but my body,,
my body is telling me yes.
Listen to your body 😏
raiin browniie sameee
Mouse InDaHouse I thought it was listen to your heart
raiin browniie same
I did it in the voice and I regret nothing🤣
I bet this guy never misses leg day
Panic! At the Fall Out Boy omg XD
I just let out the ugliest laugh
damn son Same
OMG
Panic At the Fall Out Boy *Leg day is every day for this guy*
Spider dude: Check.
Perfect ambiance: Check
Awesome voice actor: Check
This is perfect in every way possible.
Definitely agree. Very well done. :D
*Mary Poppins has entered the chat*
Him: monsters lived along side humans
My mind: ........undertale.:..?
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat nooooooooooooo
Oh mah gawd senpai notices me o/////o
Taetae Fan YES!
Taetae Fan That’s what I thought too!
Lol
why tf am i watching this at midnight knowing i have crippling arachnophobia..
Because he's a sexy boi...that's why i'm watching this trash
Then you are going to be scared as shit.
4 months later I'm making the same mistake at 1am >-
Same here.. :/ I'm falling for a sexy spider even if I have arachnophobia..
Ahahaha ^^' same!
Left brain:this is a horrible idea, don't you dare click on it, it will keep you up at night! For gods sake your TERRIFIED of spiders!
Right brain:OooOoooOoo!!! What's this?! *clicks*
Gooooood...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Same
Omg right though?
Same
.....*is attracted to the spider but holds up a cross*....
You have no power here!
I let out the the most ugliest laugh anyone has ever heard!
*has bug spray*
Akward chick THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU
@@missmangle9792 damn awesome
Sparkling water is just angry water.
Yes.
😎
Fucking *hot*
True that bitch
Tina
Me: *screams*
Spider: screams arnt really an answer
Me: holy shi-
Spider:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... dat aint an answer either
Ikr lol
@@maribethmackellay9955 *spooder
Mr arachnophobia: Mr. Stark i don't feel so good-
Kitty Paw FUCK YOU!!!! right in the feels T-T
Annjo Wolfe calm down fam xDD
Paja Pajka I'm just sad... Now that I'm rereading the comment I see it can be seen as inappropriate, and im facepalming alot.
-woooosshh-
NOOOOO
Is his name Salt cause he's a salty boi?
*distant airhorns*
Did you just-
I think it's a reference to a spider species.
Salt is poisonous to spiders so maybe?
Remix Blitz God, I love this comment
*I weezed*
Him : And my fangs . . . well I'm sure you don't want to be on the wrong side of them 😈
Me : what if you bit your tongue 🤔
OooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOH
If vampires truly existed in modern times... I would without a doubt be extremely tempted to ask that question.
I too would ask this question
Good point
The first thing Salt said to us is "uwu what's this?"
Black Cat blocked
and reported
Òwó hue hue hue hue hue hue
i just screeched
He said oÒwÓo
Listener: * falls into web *
Salt: hippity hoppity you are now my property
And suddenly my arachniaphobia is gone
It worked!
Fabulous Trash I still have mine
Now I think all spiders talk. 😥😭😭😭😭😭
Same !!! Lol
MASKY04:ROBLOX,RANTS AND MORE be like one comes down and says “HEY HEY DATE ME !!!” Lol
horrorific I'd be like oh hell no and burn down my house
Yandere asmrs have amazing ambiences. I'm a sucker for your creepy videos and await them anxiously.
Leg day is every day
LEGS LEGS WHAT'S ON THE MENU?!
Blu Ivy exactly what I was thinking
Dark and Twisted Whisper oMG THE LEG MEME
Me when i shave
Ah, yes. The Itsy Bitsy Spider. When I was a young little child every time it got to the rain part I would instantly go, “YES. DROWN, SPIDER, DROWN” and then preceded to laugh all evil-like..... I was a weird child.
Blatantly Weebish yes yes yes yes XD
Blatantly Weebish I always was at the brink of tears hearing that because I was afraid it'd drown lol i use to bring spiders from the wild to show and tell
Blatantly Weebish SAME
Draconic Arachnid There are two types of people.
My man
Salt: hOw AbOuT aNoThEr BiTe
Actually Me: NO STOP I'M NOT CABBAGE- WHAT
man, I love listening to these because I have the weirdest commentary.
Glad to see i'm not the only weirdo
Saaame tho. 🤣
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame lol 😆
Y'all: My arachnophobia is gone!
Me: Nope... Still scared.
DeAsia Bingham I just imagined Salt irl I screamed
@@bri_cheese also he has the same colours as a fucking black widow
@Fairy Tail Fan at least he ain't venomous, right?
Honestly think vid giving me arachnophobia.
Same bro
My clumsy self probably would slip right into a web. "oOPps!"
And you the spider's going to be like
"Got ya! Ohohohohohoh!"
"You feel right into my trap- Wait, did you literally fall right into my trap-"
AnD I oOp
How da frick
Did he make a Spider sound hot?
Cause hes beautiful
That’s what everyone is asking
Practice!
Undertale, homestuck, and ghost and pals fandom:
Yes
It reminds me of the movie from 'coraline'. Well i was looking for my senpai, but bum into mr.spider guy instead. Anyways, lovin it. Prepare for the butterfly effect. 😅
Rose Boulivia I was in my room like I’m a butterfly flapping my arms and I was like what would my mom think if she came in t that point
Shut! Shut your mouth! We do NOT! Talk! About the C movie!
@@feathertheaveon8412 lmao why?
Another one I shall wish for a part 2.
Kaitlyn BowmanCarroll favorite spider
Kaitlyn BowmanCarroll best spider boi
Kaitlyn BowmanCarroll. Me too
Best spider boi
Yasssss
My name is Lucas I am a very small spider
•I< and you crossed it waaaay up here
🏚
🏘
🏫
🏘
🏡
______________ This is the line
*stomp*
Awwwwww we💙
How smol
Wind Waves I wrote this poet just to show it (Hamilton vibes)
SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLUTTER AWAYYYY
kristal watt105 i wanna like but its 69 likes ;-;
If you love me let me GOOOOOOO
*SSSSSSSCCCCCRRRRREEEE*
Just imagine a human sized spider in your room
Me *dies instantly* tooooooo many eyes
important question: does he look like salt or he just a straight up spider?
Yeet da spoder
NO, I AM HAVING HORROR FLASHBACKS TO THE HORROR MOVIE I WATCHED WHERE SPIDERS GREW BIGGER THE BIGGER PREY THEY GET!!!
Me: *on the couch with nothing on*
Him: *walks in*
Me: well hello daddy Long legs!
Him: 🎶🎵I don't know what the fuck just happened but I really don't care I'ma get the fuck up out of here FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT uh no thanks don't really mind me I'm just going to grab my stuff and leave excuse me please FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT🎶🎵 *walks out of the room backwards*
Me: I like it when they run😏
Other boys' pet names for you: Cutie, babe, honey, dearest
Salt's pet names for you: Butterfly,
*B L O O D B A G*
Get yourself a Salt, ladies (or gents or whatever you identify as)
Amd also sweetnis*
If the listener is Scottish, I guess it's a bagpipe.
If we’re a spider as well in this audio, YOU GET EATEN!
Dude...it says there are no views so far...WITCH!!!!
Dark and Twisted Whisper Yes. That’s my name. Don’t wear it out.
Who doesn't want to eat their soulmate? Am I right ladies? ^_^
Funny Bunny If you were a male spider, yes. If you were a female spider, no. The female spiders would kill the males, so that her kids have food for when they come into the world. Sorry, if this is weird, but my phone is being a dick to me.
LET'S EAT DARK AND TWISTED WHISPER! HE SHALL NOT ESCAPE OUR GAPING MOUTHS!!!
“Once upon a time, monsters lived among humans...”
“I’ve already played that game.”
Hehehehe
Hey, you really pulled this off so well despite being worried at first. Another well-written and unique character and I absolutely love the voice/tone you chose for Salt and the rope/web sounds were just so 👌👌👌 I really mean it this time when I say I've watched the whole thing! And I suppose this spider gets a pass in my book 👀
Yesssssssss spiders win!
Dark and Twisted Whisper Not all of them! You dummy! >_
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper Spiders still terrified me 😅😅
Salt: Listener...Listener, I don’t feel so good...
(Phenomenal job again, Twisted.)
AmityRavenclawElf It took me a second to get that
lol
Salt: "my name is Salt, what's your name?"
Me: *deadpan* "Pepper"
WhEeZe
...
*SPODER MAN. SPODER MAN. DOEs WHATEVER A SPODER CAN*
N3rd C0re EXE XD
I think I just died of laughter
WATCH OUT- HERE COMES DA SPOODER MAN
NO XDDD
YYYEEESSS!!!
I loved the clicking noises so much. Non-human characters are just the best~!
*Uganda Knuckles intensifies*
Aaahh!!! Once again, I was left flustered, and creeped out! Im not too afraid of spiders, but the clicking noise you used for Salt was so eerie and seriously set the creepy vibe on high!! As the clicking continued, i ended liking it more and more, too.
Really awesome asmr! you give us such quality and well written asmrs and stories!! Top tier stuff and I'm shoving your content at all my friends who're into these things! ^_^ Thank you so much!
Him: You’re not on the menu. *tastes*
Me: THEN DON’T NIBBLE ON ME, SIR!
Also him: “Muffled screams aren’t really an answer.”
Me: THAT’S CAUSE I’M SINGING THE SONG OF MY ARACHNOPHOBE PEOPLE! *SCREECH*
Also: jeans. Ultimate comfort and durability for all your web spinning, creepy ass needs!
Can i join the chant?
"The biggest fear of a girls are spiders"
You:" Let's make a asmr audio about this
(Sry I was watching LWAY before that .I'll go now😂)
Jane shireen and the girls fangirl
Jane shireen i think they're adorable but to each their own
I think spiders are cute
Same
Im a girl and i love spiders so not all girls love spiders some do but some dont so wish me luck with mr yandere at his house he is making some cookies
Him: where did you come from?
Me: well you see i was here one moment than the next a dog tried to eat me and so breaz hit me hard and now i am hear also that dog may have bine a cat idk
Him: wtf?????
Me: all so i am allergic to spiders
Me: **walks in this Conversation** Dont mind me, I'm just passing by!
Your grammar is fucking killing me
I hate spiders, but I love the HELL out of this video
Also do you have a Discord? I would love to get in contact with you! :)
I do, Email me for details! (look in the description)
Same🕷
Him: You may call me...soap..
Me:...so you can clean my body?
E-Excuse me.... are you related to Naraku by any chance
Salt: "When I vanish my species will be extinct.. unless I found....a mate..."
Me: Back off
Yep
"Is it rubbing you the wrong way?" Salt, you're such a dork.
Me:' I think I like salt better then Kim my tarantula' (sorry Kim)
He is very charismatic
Danm I come back home and there's this amazing kinky asmr present waiting for me. Thanks for using ma art and keep up the good work x
And I VERY much liked the roleplay
You got it!
Thanks for the great art work. Wonderful job. You made him look very good!!!
I was just about to say something about not being able to stay long, because my sling (baby spider) is expecting me. Then I realized the coincidental irony; my 4 month old tarantula is named Pepper. Sorry Salt, but if you want me, you're going to have to fight her for me. Salt vs Pepper, only one can win!
How about both?
Sorry I’ll show myself out
Is Pepper doing okay?
@@rigby9534 pepper is doing fantastic, her birthday is coming up! She's so big now, when I first got her, she was smaller than the nail on my pinky finger. Now she's bigger than my hand! She is a very sweet tempered spider, and enjoys wearing water drops as hats
@@lasrber that's so sweet!! I'm glad she's doing okay
Monsters and humans living together, "falling down"... Yeah muffets gone crazy
Omg haha "this guy has legs for days!" lol
Really!😂
Lol
Freand: Ya, I fall asleep listening to calming music
Freand 2: I prefer jazz. What do you listen too?
Me: Oh... I listen to ASMR roleplays about various monsters kidnapping people..
Freand: Oh.... that's nice....
Same 🤣🤣
Same
Huh...
...I have a strange urge to kiss a spider...
No thank you!
Pssssst
*Inches closer*
Da venom
The pincers..
C l i c k c l i c k c l i c k
The spider at my room that saw ur comment: 👀👄👀
I have been digging around for quality ASMR for a bit now and a minute in this is hitting that spot. Hats off to you sir I can't wait for more.
Oh Sh*t I knew I find someone who likes Hazbin Hotel! Yay not to mention the fact that...this is reminding me of Angel Dust
What a creative and well made video! I love the clicking noise you make and I lost it when you started humming the itsy bitsy spider 😂
Well, I'm a butterfly I guess. Its in my username anyway.
CoINcIdeNcE?
I tHiNk NoT!
Oh my gosh, HI. 😂❤
Him: oh look its a butterfly
Random dog boi: *nom*
Him: NOOOOOO BENTLEY
Lol
This - and Lucas The Spider have officially made me
Legitimately just found this and really enjoyed being called butterfly, idk why! :)
AAAAA YOUR ACTING IS SO ON POINT I JUST LOVE IT >\\\
Thank you so much!
ι'м ѕcared oғ ѕpιderѕ вυтnoт тнιѕ one
Eyooo same here
He (the spider dude) does realise that we could speak a completely different language and he would never know because he webbed our mouth, and we could be hanging up there like 'WTF is going on!!"
I lowkey thought this sadistic spider demon man said his name was "Soap" instead of "Salt"
Iris KnowsAll lol
Wow, Twisted! What another great video! I definitely watched the whole entire thing and didn't get too scared after like 4 seconds. Such quality content 👌 It's amazing!
Spiders are the cutest!
@@DarkandTwistedWhisper My fear of spiders have gone after watching your Salt videos
I like the humming of “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”.
Daz black approves
Drawings? Kisses? Spiders? I say hell yeah to that!
I honestly love your Yandere videos so much. They are so unique and relaxing! Keep up the amazing work!!
Thank you so much!
Yandere is windere ( what kind of word came out of my comment?)
Rose Otten Y E S
Completely agreed!
Dark and Twisted Whisper I automatically thought this is gong to be so creepy but this is good it's so nice and relaxing
REPACKING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE
man Into The Spider-Verse is way sexier than it was marketed to be
I feel soooo conflicted right now... I love your audios and yandere’s...but spiders... *BURN THEM ALLLLL*
Aw, but Salt wuvs you
Same here😱
Nuuuuu
Aaliyah lawrence Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
The world will burn if a spider comes near me...
"do I frighten you"
me: *thinks back to all the other monsters and psychopaths that have kidnapped me*
"Sure why not"
Who else remebers the vine of this guy eho shows his arm thats been bit a spider while the spiders on the floor and then he says " That wasnt very nice was it Mr Spider?" and then he stomps on the spider.
Im so sorry.
*ARE YOU SORRY NOW MR SPIDER?*
I'm in some kind of mood today. That clicking sound is creeping me out so much that I had to shake my blanket and then sit in the center of my bed, wrapped in said blanket, and had to glance around to make sure there were no spiders
Black butler S2 : Claude faustus the demon butler
Well he IS a spider, right?
This is what happened when miss muffet tries to kill you. I'm miss muffet
....is it weird that I want a part 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, and so on
My fear for spiders got worse
But still a good asmr like always
Saaaame
I can relate
Same
Same
Salt: my butterfly~
My brain: please don’t do it this man could kill you for the love of Britney Spears-
Me: AI AI AI YOU’RE MY LITTLE BUTTERFLY!!!!
INCY WINCY SPIDER CLIMBED UP THE WATER SPOUT
I love it this is greattttt dude well done.
My Strange Addictions
Me: Hello I'm Winter and I'm addicted to sexy spider bois
While he was humming the Spider song I was humming with him LOL
is this what happens when you never skip leg day? you become a giant ass spider?
Tfw your name means Butterfly in Greek
OH LORDY LOU-
. . .did spider-boy just say Kinbaku? . . .Damn, Salt, I see you. Hahah, I'm not kink-shaming since that's at least suitable knowledge for a humanoid spider. The audio a bit more on the erotic side than I expected. Still a little creepy, though, so that's good. Also, yay, my favorite kind of insect (though if you did a video with a moth or butterfly, that'd be fine too. . .or cicadas. Maybe no a bee.. beecause memes.)
You're doing great~
**wait, speaking of moths, you could do a Moth Man video hahah. I mean, if that sounds fun to you.
Glad someone got the Kinbaku reference, Glad ya liked the vid!
I'm impressed he knows the ninja tying arts.
Okay so when he started too hum that one song about the spider going the waterfall made me laugh internally like... What a subtle pun, truly.
Odd. I got arachnophobia, but this video still held my attention all the way. So yeah, good job XD
I always did want to meet Spider-Man. 😉
Claude Faustus...? Is that you?
Oh my God...
Dulenguard Pffft that is great lol
SAME ! claude get your ass out of here !
SC R E AM
Who?
Why are you so awesome? Good job man
Him: I'm sure a little nibble wouldn't hurt
Me: That's my cue, I'm out
And my arachniaphobia is telling me now spiders can talk
My whole body tingles when he does the clinking sound oh goshhhhh
So, if he were a Daddy dom, would it be appropriate to call him "Daddy Long Legs"?
-?!
"Please don't kick me"
*sorry lad.. my leg slipped*
Ding ding ding you just won a subscriber thank you very much hope you have a great day/night
You are awesome I love the story and how is so well developed and I need a part 2 with Salt
i have found you, a gem of a voice actor/asmr maker 😳💖 great job for even older work~💖 this is amazing!
I started crying because I closed my eyes and when I heard him in the background I got so freaked out!
So like there are three levels for Arachnophobia.
*You don't have to read this at all ;-;*
*Level one* is like where you can be close to a spider but can't touch but you're okay with it.
*Level two* is where you can be somewhat close to it but you get that feeling of fear but just a tiny bit.
Then *level three* is where you can't be anywhere near a spider and you get that feeling of fear. And you get dizzy and well, *I* get emotional.
I'm level three. But I actually like this UwU if I don't think about what he is too much I'm fine.
Sorry for wasting your time!
Butterfly! I am a moth sir
Lämp?????
Him: flirts
Me: *Lämp bröther*
HELL YA MOTHS UNIT- ooh a lamp
I love how I'm watching this while there's a spider in the corner of my room.
Said spider rn: 👁️👄👁️
DID he just- SING ITSY BITSY SPIDER
*Daz black voice* Hold up, it's my jam!
Time to use this idea in my next D&D campaign. Honestly, though, this was such a great video and creative idea!
Who said spiders were always scary?
Not meeeeeeeeee!
I never thought spiders were so scary. Only the venomous ones.....
Pśÿćhø Kātē ME! But that's only because of my fear of spiders
Pśÿćhø Kātē me
Me. I said that.
"And how about you, little butterfly? What's your name?"
... Philomena. Philomena Butterfly.
Me: *jamming to Spider dance*
Spider: Im Sure A Nibble Wouldn't Hurt
Me: That Doesn't Sound Like A Nibble