Male Flirty criminal interrogation ASMR roleplay
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- I was half asleep and was like 'I'll just do asmr'. No script, just my bad idea of flirting.
Original artwork by Deshi Deng
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Scripts and Art are welcome.
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I guess you could say he's... a smooth criminal
I can't believe this has over 1k likes, this is my legacy
*smooth criminal plays in the background*
Yandere Specialist I'm done.
Yandere Specialist ... I give up.
.....
Okay that was pretty good🤣🤣
Yandere Specialist ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?!
Badum tss.. ;)
"C'mon babe, You know you care~"
*I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip*
John Doe
*W H E E Z E*
omfg
i lOve tHat mEme
If you do, can you say to him, my dad?
Pft I'd just throw him to the wolves
Me: *see title then spot the word flirty*
Me: okay, I’m taking notes.
Overpriced Potato Just don't put bank robbery as trying to flirt pls...
*[ M E ]*
*_4 2 0 l i k e s_*
Overpriced Potato I SACRIFICED MY LIKE TO KEEP THE 420 ALIVE
REMEMBER MY SACRIFICEE
*cough cough* relatable *cough cough* damn I got a cold..
Dude, telling your fangirls your single, your gonna get some 12 year old thirst tweets
oh no...OH NO!!!
Dark and Twisted Whisper 👌👍👏 congratulations mate you played yourself
Sakara _Flower most likely
Tbh those tweets are hilarious
They’re funny reading tho 😂😂
“I bet you keep it somewhere special!”
Uh...
*flashback to throwing into garbage and lighting on fire*
...yep very close to my heart.
Hope Valentine lmfaoooo😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
hoopeee I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Because I am garbage.
WHY DID U THROW A CHEESY LOVE LETTER AT ME THEN LIGHT ME ON FIRE?
lol🗑
Yup
Him: My favorite flowers are white lilies
Me: That explains a lot
(for those who are confused, white lilies are used in funerals and such because like every flower they have a meaning and lilies are the flower for death because its poisonous and to show you are grieving and wishing the soul to ascend to heaven hence why it's white)
It's amazing someone else knows what flowers mean...
Dark and Twisted Whisper
Well I also am someone who loves history and astrology so it's my nature to be curious and thorough when I research things for fun 👌
.... white lilies are also my favorite flower which is why i was super surprised when he said that
I was named after a poison flower symbolising death... Lovely
I had no clue...thank for sharing this knowledge. Now I must look more into flower language.
me: *reads description* oh no
also me: *dude what were you thinking telling the fangirls you are single*
Ninja Kitten53 Yes. Just yes.
Damn it...should have thought ahead
Dark and Twisted Whisper it’s alright this time but if your address gets leaked eee you kinda screwed
Dark and Twisted Whisper but we wouldn’t take advantage or anything *waves away yandere vibes*
Ninja Kitten53 yeah fangirls are scary
"Hello, Officer."
*rolls eyes and crosses arms*
"Sir, I'm a detective. Get it straight."
(Sassy me :3)
I'M NOT A
LIPID (LOL)
I MEAN COP! I'M A
D E T E C T I V E.
IF I'M INTERROGATING YOU. I'M NOT A COP! GEEZ!
*TRIGGERED*
no.
RyanThe ChiliHost yas bitch ❤️😂
Eesh
Ryan The Chili Host
Me the entire asmr. XD
Me: you murdered more than one person...
Also me: phew! God damn is it hot in here or what?
WE HAVE A CODE RED .
CODE RED.
THIS CRIMINAL HAS JUST STOLE MY HEART.
It doesnt help that the guy is british
All the best villians are
Anthrax Purdy truuu
helps me
hahaha.....
haha
i live in Britain also
ADSFBSUZNNAISJVSYSHSH
@@Hallofang yes...Loki is one of the best
"No script" says the description. DAMN so you're NATURALLY that smooth???
Why are the crazy and scary ones always the attractive ones?Great job. ♡
Ikr
No idea.
But they got the most creative mind's in my opinion
I du noooooo
I need answers-
The Horny is strong with this one
*reads description*
DUDE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING TELLING THE FANGIRLS YOU'RE SINGLE
I know what he stole. He stole my heart. 💖
Just Monika he stole my sanity 😐
I don't need therapy, I just need to go to Japan!
Lol 😂
"... my favourite eye colour is... pretty much that." So diplomatic 👁👁
2 8 s T a B w O u N d S
Stephanie Irysh YOU DIDN'T EVEN WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
As someone in the Connor army would say 28 licc
i LikE DoGS
Hi Daniel, My name's Connor, I've come to get you out of this
I WAS SCROLLING DOWN FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS
I'm dieing!! This is hysterical, you need to do more like this. The amount of cheesieness and his crazy personality. I find him oddly charming and that makes me question a lot about myself lol.
"I'm gonna need a gun"
*Flashes back to the Joker and Harley Quinn*
Oof, this guy is too charming, I might fall in love! I melted a lil when you said "soulmates" lol 👌 Such a refreshing character compared to the mythical ones (which are also all great) ✨
Also "Can you believe I'm single?"
Hahahaha
*No*
Awww, thank you so much!
You did this half asleep? Damn. I’m impressed and charmed. This character is so much fun. Loved everything about it 🌈❤️
That was actually the most cutest and kinda twisted thing I’ve seen/heard? It was unique and oh so great and I love your voice and story line, omg. That was just the best thing. A favorite of mine, for sure
That is such a kind thing to say! Thank you so much, it means a lot
"Sir, you're under arrest!"
"What- what did I do? What did I steal?!"
*takes off glasses*
"My heart."
"And that's how we met"
*awwwwwww*
I know I'm late to replying to this comment, but
*ThOmAs SaNdErS??*
I may be 2 years late but I have no shame THOMAS SANDERS
You're single?
*Strange.*
Ikr
Not really
"I suppose my favourite eye-colour is.. could you just look at me for a second?
YuP-"
had me furiously blushing and GIGGLING. I NEVER giggle.
Ok you have to do a part 2 for this where he escapes please
Agreed.
um please?!
As soon as you mentioned the idea, I imagined some sort of escape akin to the action of the Panic! song "The Overpass"
"We were hit by , we were struck by a smooth criminal "
*smooth criminal music plays*
I'm waiting for the day this channel blows up. The acting, voice, unique changing in pace of characters but sticking to the same theme. Just in awe
Me too...me too...
Is this a continuation of the Yandere boyfriend vids. like maybe she escaped, became a cop years later, but he found her again, and she didn't recognise him at first. but once she does, her Stockholm syndrome resurfaces. that's the vibe I'm getting.
The fact that my channel now has theories is the best thing ever, this is all I ever wanted
Dark and Twisted Whisper :) thank you for the brilliant content. I love it!
When he was talking about pasta, guess what ad came up on my tv??
Olive Garden.
Lol
"Nothing in just thinking out loud"
* bursts into Ed Sheeran song*
*THINKKKINNGG OUUUUTTT LOUUUUDDDD MAYYYBBEE WEEE FOUNDD LOVE RIGHTT WHeRE WE ARREEEE*
... I'll go home 😐
NO! Stay! I will wing along with you!!
*AND DARLING III*
*slaps forehead what am I doing with my liiiife*
*T A K E M E I N T O Y O U R L O V I N G A R M S! K I S S M E U N D E R T H E L I G H T O F A T H U S A N D S T A R S! P L A C E Y O U R H E A D O N T O M Y B E A T I N G H E A R T!*
Edit: I do this with no shame.
And thats how they became friends THE END
I fell in love with a criminal 😍
Pricila Lara and this type of live is rational its physical.😂😂
KayleeandKyle Genderfluid mama plz don't I will be alright I just can't deny I love the guy
Mama I’m inlove with a criminal
Not just any criminal HES A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
*britney spears flashbacks*
*oh GoD*
This should be a series tbh. Like the next part could be him escaping out of prison and coming to their house/appartment etc. Just saying..
Oh my god, I always had a soft spot for the flirty criminal trope, and your video was SO WELL DONE. He was so cute, dorky and smooth at the same time. I also imagined the cop/detective to be sarcastic and snarky, a doesn‘t-take-any-shit kind of person. Amazing scenario, and amazing voice acting, thank you for this video!
"You woulda got me off though, wouldn't you?" Zing!
For the record, your half asleep voice is the best. But you're seriously gonna get pounced by fangirls. Hope you've got your taser.
I will arrest you!!!! Its a crime to make those seductive voice... 🚓🚓
😂😂😂😂
j-hope my bae lol I love this comment,and yay army
my faceu hehehe .. hello fam👋
Min Yoongi I will sue you!!!!
Are you Jungkook? Lmao
Why did I think the same
This was really cute and funny! Lmao loved this character's personality!
:sees title:
:heavy breathing:
Is.... is this real?
Woolvyy
Yes my child UwU
*reads description* HOW CAN YOU BE SINGLE?!
Where does it say yes single
You did this without a script? Impressive.
This was (by far) my favorite role play that I’ve ever heard. The “questioning” period was hilarious. “They cloned me- wait... do twins have the same DNA?”
You should do more off-script roleplays. I’m in love with this character! Maybe he escapes from prison and breaks into your bedroom at night?
"What's your favourite flower?"
Me, with pure sass: A pure blue rose, naturally grown.
(For those who don't know, a naturally grown, pure blue rose is physically impossible. The rose itself cannot produce pure blue pigment. It can create light blue, but not a dark blue.)
the more you know 🌠
I’ve actually used this to ward off creepy guys at a bar once.
queeeeeeeeenn
Him:” is your hair naturally or dyed “
Me:” my hairs pink tho “
( it’s been a week and my hair is now back to brown its natural color , I will miss the pink so much )
The man asked you a question! (Also pink? That's awesome!)
Maybe he's just really stupid???
septic_eye_sam _rp so is it natural ?!!??!!?
I had rainbow hair and got asked if it was my natural color... By kids.
Usagi Mimi that’s happened to me two!!
“DNA on the weapon? Forgot to wipe that. Can you wipe that away for me?”
I’m in tears
Criminal: *Spots new gun* It's shiny, can I hold it?
ME 99% of the time
Also criminal: I stabbed a guy with a pen
Also me
He's giving me Joker vibes and I love it.
SAMEEE
A+ sleepy content 👌 now I'm going to sleep so I can work/do more colouring tomorrow. Thanks for the sleep, Twisted! 🌟
Me: Sir that's not a love letter, thats a warrant.
"I stabbed a guy with a pen"
Then I wanna do the scene where Batman is interrogating the Joker.
Edit: I wanna do the scene where Batman is interrogating the Joker (that would mean the criminal 'cause he flirts so much with me it's almost illegal..)
I just got back from the dentist. (No cavities! Luckily!) And I feel like I'm being rewarded! Great audio btw!
Am I the only one whose noticed he was a ring tan mark on his left hand on his ring finger? Meaning he either was engaged / married or slipped off the ring.
SO CHARMING!! (I have terrible taste in men, apparently).
More like great taste!
Dudes, we are the crappiest officer. Smh.
Plot twist: we aren't a couple, he is delusional or a yandere, so he makes the whole relationship up to fit his mind because he is in love with us
“Did you put the letter somewhere special~?”
*Yeah the garbage*
Let me tell you: this is the best roleplay you have ever done! You're just so flirty, cheasy and teasing!
I really just fell in love with a criminal
Welp the sleepiness goes with the acting XD hope there’s going to be a part 2 to this!
I was eye rolling the whole time until he genuinely got upset i didn't visit last time. That got me so soft
We should visit him!!! Already got your next video! His weirdly cute I love it
The only reason I ca not sleep on your videos is that the officer really does not see how he really just uses them for their gullible nature and how they are his gateway to getting out if the prison. "This jerk of a guy, bein' all charming like this!" and so, my sleep goes away. This is a high quality telenovela.
Spare our souls from suffering and bring back the yandere boyfriend' cuckoo business.
Me imagining this animated gives me life
GDI, you are the most charming and infuriating criminal ever....I would
This sounds like that incident, where that female prison guard helped those two male convicts escape, because she was having an affair with both of them.
I like how full of life he sounds even when he says they won't give him a pen because he stabbed a guy with one
I can't get enough of these interrogation flirts and I've been replaying them everyday. Can you please make more of these!!!
I just love how he just answers the questions quickly U
I think I just fell for a criminal lol
Unique Beauty1290 mama I’m In love with a criminal
I'd absolutely love to see a continuation to this! It's so well done and you play the character flawlessly, just the right amount of crazy without overdoing it. I'm very impressed with the fact that you managed to make me fall for the character even though I heard what'd he'd done through what you said, he is/you are quite manipulative, you're a very good actor. I also understood the white lilies thing! Quite fitting for him.
You should make a part 2 of this!! I love your videos 💕💜💕
I really need a part three of this series
this is like my 80th time rewatching
"So... what are you writing in your report right now?"
Me: He seems mentally unsta-
"Seems mentally stable, thats what I'd put."
Also me, now slightly scared and upset: bish did that sound like what I was about to say?!
PART 2 PART 2
Hes free to go....😳😳😳
lol you didn't let him go because of he's flirting😂😆
Miss Mangle DID YOU!!😂😂
I did and now hes my personal prisoner 😉
Before this even starts- TWENTY EIGHT stAbWouNdS
At first I was entertained, but my heart kinda melt a bit when he asked if I could visit him, im shooked
yeah same ;_;
Yoooo I clicked on this thinking it was gonna be cringe but it actually was really well done. Listened to it while cooking dinner, super relaxing. Hoping for a part two lol
(walks in rolling a large barrel of wine) I hope I brought enough for all this CHEESE!!!
I just discovered your channel but I'm absolutely in love with your talent.
I still can't believe this is improv, you have a gift.
“I don’t know what a gun is?”
Me: pfft. Sure.
MEGA DBH VIBES:
Him: “I stabbed them-“
Me:*proceeds to slam hand down*
“tWENY EIGhT StAB wOUNDS!”
him: “remember we were on the roof-“
Me: “YOu lIEd tO mE cONnOR” *sad sniffles*
I’ll do this one time and one time only…
OPEN THAT CELL LET THAT BOY OUTTA JAIL NOW!
11:09 I actually had a straight face up until that and I smiled, damn😂
If this is the end product when you don't have a script, I'm scared to find out how well you would do when you're actually following one. Jeez, this guy is smoother than damn butter, and I'm swooning.
“You can make up whatever stories you want…”
*once upon a time there was a man with a dark lust for power. His name was “William”. The murderous guy who took the height of roughly 6’3 with a personality of “cruel and uncaring” as told by others who interacted before his brutal death. He’s know for taking an uneasy smile during the displeasure or even pain of others. It’s presumed he was the cause of 5 children deaths who haunted him during his torture before his death. We’ll…get to that in a moment. Panicking and fearing for his life, William tried to trick the spirits of the children by hiding in a broken and forgotten animatronic, called by “springtrap”. He laughs eerily at the ghosts, thinking his plan worked. Springtraps suit had been rotting and failing for years, and with a single drop of water made the animatronic malfunctioned, brutally killing him as the springs and gears crush and slice him, crushing his bones and slicing through his skin, causing William grave pain. He repeatedly screamed for mercy and help, along with straight, bloodcurdling screams, the sounds of his organs being crushed and his skin being sliced, bones being snapped echoed through the hallways of the Fazbear Pizza. William looked up, seeing the spirits slowly faded away. His screams being choked on by his own blood, before William died in the springtrap suit, laying in a massive puddle of his own blood and organs. That was the death of William Afton. His corpse stayed inside of springtrap for 30 years. His death was caused by his out fear of the 5 children spirits he killed*
The fnaf lore got me
“I stabbed two of them”
*and why do you think you’re in handcuffs*
Honestly one of my FAVORITE Asmr videos to listen to. One of my guilty pleasures. I'd absolutely adore another video that continues with this story, or another video with this character in it!
Love your work! Thank you for the relaxing content.
Damn it, this cheeky bastard has me wrapped around his finger...and I love it.
When I finished watching this I was like HE'S INNOCENT
*Sksksksks MY BLUETOOTH SPEAKER WAS CONNECTED*
I definitely enjoyed this, considered doing a part 2 by chance ?
Him: Did you like the letter send back? I bet you keep it somewhere special don't you?
Me: Yea it's called FIRE
Mama I am in love with a criminal
Omg we need a part 2, this was so seductive yet hilarious!!
I’m new to your channel, but I’m in LOVE with this character!! You play that Joker/Loki edge flawlessly. Definitely can’t wait to watch more of your videos (and I’m hoping you do more like this!)
I loved this character.
part 2 pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease :)
When YT recommends something good.
*~Subscribed~*
Edit: I can’t believe this is unscripted 😱❤️
I have been listening to this on loop, I can't believe you winged this lmao you talented egg
Him:"maybe you can swing it so I can get out of here now"
Me:"BITCH, BEHAVE, then you can get out your self, I ain't your maid"
Could you do a part 2 it’s really good
What are you doing telling your viewers you’re single? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
*posted 11 seconds ago* omf I'm early!
dayum, you is
Yay😃