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"Hello, are you interested in both riding a motorcycle and playing a piano?"
- Yamaha
Or would you like an exhaust system for your Lexus LFA?
@@nahbro104 "What's that? You're putting a twin turbocharged V8 engine from a Volvo SUV into a featherweight supercar? You're crazy Noble, I love it!"
Or cutting peoples fishing lines with a propeller on a boat
I have one of the best euphoniums on the market made by yamaha
I actually saw a Yamaha building, and I was like "Hey, a piano factory!"
My brother said that it was not that
I was very surprised.
Wait till Badger figures out that Texas Instruments helped make the Javelin Missile into a thing
So you’re telling me, that the people that makes calculators, are the same people that made the rocket propelled grenade for the Javelin missile launcher. Ah, Capitalism.
Or that Activision was the one that made both Transformers games and the deadpool game with High Moon and also made Battleship, based off of the board game and its own movie, into a video game
And guided systems for dumb Mk82/83 bombs.
Diversify your business, ladies and gents. Welcome to the military industrial complex.
Ukrainians probably used Texas Instrument produced calculators to see how many russian tanks they destroyed with there javelins over the last 7 months
Yes
That one spins to make something clean
That one spins to clean something
That one spins to clean up your clothes.
That one spins to clean up your battlefield.
That one spins to make stains dissappear. This one spins to make people dissappear.
Ain’t that the same thing dawg 💀
@@laraisasanchez878 *This one spins to make people to stains
That's why they started making the washing machines.☠️
Correction: The GAU-8 isn't on the A-10. The A-10 is attached to the GAU-8.
The World: Airplane with guns
America: Big Fucking Gun with wings
I don't think a lot of people realize how true this is, but anyone who was curious about it or has that one military otaku friend knows this; the A-10 was literally designed AROUND the GAU-8A Rotary Cannon. A gun so badass the engineer who saw it said "We need to make this shit fly".
@@DTSephirothAnd the backward thrust from recoil when firing the GAU-8 is actually more powerful than one of the A-10’s two engines.
@@cardinalhamneggs5253 Yup. The plane literally slows down when it fires, making any strafing run a little bit trickier than normal.
@@Dontgetinmywayhas the same energy as
Almost every country: as state with an army
Prussia: an army with a state
"Toasters, Machine Guns, it's all just engineering."
500 IQ quote
STEM majors be like.
Yup
💀bruh
Funny thing is, I am a STEM Major.
haha Siemens is totally only producing washing machines and fridges
"This one removes stains. This one creates them."
both remove stains. One on your clothes the other the stain of America's enemies....or british people
Agreed.
"This one removes stains." "This one removes threats to are nations security and freedom."
When you think about, it also removes stains
This one clean clothes. This one clean house
Toasters can neutralise people too. The forbidden bath bomb.
A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply!
One spins to clean
One spins to cleanse
"Y'all want a tractor?" -Lamborghini
@AlphaDelta "Yes, yes, we make fine 'tractors'" - Porsche, 1940
Yes
Glad someone actually knows. Lamborghini started out making Tractors.
"Yes, I believe I do" - Jeremy Clarkson
that shantae pfp 😂
The guy reading the washing machine manual sounds like he's had to explain it for the one hundredth time, and twitch chat's acting like twitch chat.
“This is not a washing machine Manuel,” he says for the same hundredth time.
Agree
Ba
Imagine using twitch
@@xrexkinectthere are 31 million active daily twitch users and 122 million active daily TH-cam users. you're also both cut from the same cloth
Fun fact: The warthog is actually a fan name, and it was never official. The A-10 has always been the Thunderbolt, not the Warthog.
The official warthogs name Is Fairchild's Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II
I feel like the warthog is just a way for game companies to get around buying access to the actual name as well now.
I feel like the warthog is just a way for game companies to get around buying access to the actual name as well now.
Also it's a rotary cannon, not a machine gun.
@@teilzeitteemo6190 your telling me that some poeple dont know that or are you just saying this bc yes 💀
General Electric: Yuh, we like things that spin
"One clean clothes and the another one clean zones"
Oh god of fuc
Lol
It's the same picture
Nice rhyme
And jews
“It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Lockheed Martin.”
It's ac-130 above
"Its a bird! Its a plane! no! its... its... its gone...? Ahhh, lockheed martin engineering"
“It’s a bird!, It’s a plane!, It’s a toaster!”
"Ohh noooo" -Terrorist
@@sirsawtooth4044 “*outruns missile*” - America
Honeywell makes both air conditioners and Nuke storage systems
Ah the GAU-8, the only GE product where the receiving customer has no complaints so far
"This one cleans the sheets. *That* one cleans the streets."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Depends on what you mean by "clean."
@@PolymurExcel Removes debris.
Bruh, there is no street after the second one is done spinning
How about:
"This one eliminates stains, this one eliminates the block"
"one spins to make things clean, and one spins to make things disappear" probably the best quote ever about GE
It's probably the same thing their lead engineer said when asked "WHY?"
Followed by a "oh, proceed then" from the higher ups
Avgeeks on their way to add "one spins to push the plane":
Both make things dissappear the dryer makes socks dissappear into the sock universe
Both can do the same. The gau-8 can clean the gene pool of anyone living near it while the washing machine can make whatever loose sock disappear.
@@theblubanshee8027 That is why I use Runes.
To prevent a tear in reality.
*(actual tip, stick a sock in a net that has a zip, or can be sealed, it's the Runes I use to keep them leaving Midgard.)*
They make everything. They are one of the biggest manufacturers of jet engines
Also General Electric made the engines for the A-10 Warthog
One cleans your uniform.
The other "cleans" your enemies uniform.
nah, they clean the enemy off the earth
One cleans your uniform
The other cleans the uniform off of you 😂
*"cleans what inside the uniform"
@@kitsunemesis yes
@@josephvanhaaften7710 lmao
"That one spins to make something clean that one spins to make something disappear."
Fucking genius writing.
yeah, if you're a moron lol
It's really not that complicated
nah both spin to make things disappear like your life and your sock
I lost it at that part too 😂
Yes
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear " LMFAO
“That one spins to make things clean, that one spins to make things disappear”😂😂😂
"One spins to make something clean, the other spins to make something dissapear, it's really not that complicated." Best quote ever lmao
Nope, it's not even funny
@@spikelee5716 what exactly do you gain from posting a comment like that? Just because you didn't find it funny doesn't mean others will.
@@xoton302 Yea I ended up getting a good chuckle out of it. But I'm also doing laundry as I am listening to this.
@@spikelee5716 ok
@@bigrayofsunshineGGLG is it a GE
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear"
Best line I've ever heard
I was looking for this 🤣🤣
My new favorite line
I was hoping for "that one gets rid of stains in clothes that one makes stains of the pavement"
“Spins to make stains disappear”
- GE, referring to both
Couldn't stop laughing ngl
That one spins to make something clean the other one spins to make something disappear
One spins to clean stains
One spins to clean… well stains
TheRussianBadger the type of Whippersnapper to have an Angel and Devil version of himself pop up when making a decision
Both of which are morally questionable at best
You did not just say: “Badger, the type of whippersnaper.” You did not just say that.
It mostly takes the form of the white and yellow box you see in the deadpool comics
I like the Badger that explains more
@@itsyaboiLegend If only your mega pixels could help you now buddy
"yes Inquisitor, that one is to wash the unclean and the other one is to purge them"
- Adeptus Mechanicus explanining a new found STC -
The both wash the unclean, tech-priest, one just does it with the God-Emperor's light
@@TaosoftheVoid The other with his soap
BROTHER, WE MUST PURGE GE IN HOLY FLAME
PURGE THE UNCLEAN BROTHER
@@TaosoftheVoid which I assume is a Bellicosa pattern volcano Canon
One thing spins to make something clean. One spins to make some place clean
“Yes that one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear it’s really not that complicated” got me rolling
Even weirder, General Electric produces trains.
More train people Horray
yes my other accounts said that and they used to make e60
Next thing you know they will start making cars lol
@@nathanadams3094 Hi
General Electric produced my tv
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear."
Never heard a line this smooth before in my entire life.
Ok.
either way the stain is gone
@@SunkenIsles It's not a stain if it belongs there.
They put the general in General Electric
I think that the gau-8 was understated in size, Dat thing fires beer bottle sized bullets.
General Electric really said "All our products gonna SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN"
They both make a stain disappear.
“That one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to make something disappear”
That line is the best thing I’ve ever heard
🤯
When your enemy is the stain.
They both spin to make something disappear
Well he's not wrong.
If you think about it, both spin to make something disappear
Edit: so I can't read and accidentally copied a previous reply, ignore this
"A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply"
anything is a death ray if it delivers death in a ray since ray is part of a line that has a fixed starting point but no endpoint.
Its just a Heat radiation incinerator ,,, with a smaller power supply
and techincally also a light bulb
you mean microwave
@@_bleh_ no.
microwaves use a magnetron and microwave radiation to vibrate particles within an item to heat it
toasters use metal wire + electricity to produce radiant heat that then is absorbed by the food item
Fallout NV reference?
@@rowdytaylor3666 Finally someone got it
Remind me not to mess around with people who invented toasters
me too
I remember when i pilot ww2 i fly a P10-thunderbolt
I mean, "it spins to make things disappear" makes sense with my damn socks!
My guy why are you putting socks in a GAU-8
@@bei.-.o he means the washing machine
@@bei.-.o 👌 xD
@@bei.-.o I was using it as one of those T-shirt Cannons okay..... with socks, people need socks :D
@@deathartisan ah, that’s reasonable
"That one spins to make something clean"
"That one spins to make something disappear"
I died at that
So did whatever the warthog was pointing at.
I feel like the second one should have said “this one spins to also “clean” something”
Or perhaps
“That one spins to make stains disappear”
“That one spins to make people disappear”
Me too
multi-use in 2023 be like
Wait till badger finds out that texas instruments helped in the making of the Javelin FGM-148 Anti tank guided missile
"that one clean shirts, the one clean people so shirt will always be clean"
*using bullets are the ultimate cleaning strategy - General Electric*
New kitchen gun
"babe wake up new kitchen gun just dropped"
@@keenanryan1213 nice
Something can't be dirty if it don't exist, so definitely agree 😂
"Yes i cleared the house.
Off the fucking map"
The weirdest part is that they have a random washing machine in a military base.
whoever removed it from the on base laundromat is getting smoked into the dust and then forced to wash all the camo netting by hand when sarge finds out.
▪︎
they need to test the weapons on something
@@gourdguru they told the visiting Marines to take it out because it was broken but didn’t specify what to do with it after
What do you mean weird? It's common actually.
the last line in the short is so true tho
“Are the same people that make ThAT” BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
when dude finds japanese companies it bouta be doomsday
mitsubishi be like
@@evanstechreviews1847 fr
Yamaha on their way to make boat motors, motorcycles, and pianos:
and pens
Samsung is on its own level
“That spins to make something clean and that spins to make something disappear”
- A wise soldier
I was dying when he said that😂
Tecnally both make things disappear
The fire of this gun is so heavy and fast it reduces the flight speed of the warhig significantly when fired
People do not vaporise its more like realy big cunks of minced meat
One spins to clean, the other spins to cleanse 😂
This was the first video I ever watched on your channel and I’m glad I watched it because now I watch your videos all the time. Thank you badger for making my day every day
The people that make the US postal vans also make the B2 Spirit bomber.
"That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something dissapear" that was badass
No it vaporizes people!
@@ChrisD__ is that not what vaporizing a person is?
@@ChrisD__ vaporize is NOT the right word
One spins to make stains disappear, the other spins to make *people* disappear
dude the monotone seemingly jaded USAF voice was spot on, you know hes been asked that same question at least 5 times already that day
John Morgan speaking
Or just become quite socially distant after looking at people through a FLIR before watching the white (warm) chunks fly every where
All that state sponsored terrorism and friendly fire will do it to a bloodthirsty CAS pilot
Gerber makes baby food and knives
"Yes, that one spins to make something clean and that one spins to make something disappear. It's really not that complicated."
Stark Industries in a nutshell
Lmao real
Real lmao
Aperture as well
wait 'til they hear about Mitsubishi heavy industries or Yamaha
2,200th like 💀
“That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear”
That line killed me 💀💀💀
Fr though
As it did many other people.
Pretty sure both makes stuff disappear, why else does my socks always come back alone? :3
literally
Nah
That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make the world cleaner
Enemy is over there!
Roger, removing over there.
"That one spins to make something clean"
"That one spins to make something disappear"
-a soldier
“That one’s spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something disappear.” God bless America
It used to be Edison General Electric, created phonographs plus movie cameras and projectors. Let that sink in.
One makes dirt disappear, the other makes people disappear
I was the 1k like :)
And the puppet spins to make enemies disappear
Both clean in my opinion
“This one spins to make stains disappear, and this one spins to make everything disappear.”
I don’t see any difference…. One is toasting bread, another roasting dead
Underrated comment
@@night00glider hell yeah
"This one spins to make stains disappear, and this one spins to turn people into stains"
And General Electric also makes wind turbines that spins to make electricity
That one spins to make something clean, that one spins to make something cleaner
I would have gone with 'that one spins to clear stains, this one spins to clear AOs' personally.
“ that one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to make something disappear “ got me dead on the floor😂
Where’s the body I need that frontal lobe I’m starving
they both spin to make something disappear
So that's how Houdini did it
Honestly I was expecting him to say "that one spins to make stains dissappear, this one spins to make people dissapear"
@@thestoryoftoast you're thinking of a toilet
Mitsubishi in 2022: 😊
*Mitsubishi in 1941: 💀*
Nah man Mitsubishi still makes fighters and tanks (see Mitsubishi F-2 and Type 10 tank)
also Porsche 😅
@@sabianaum7263 yes but do you seem them do kamikaze tactics and stuff, no
@@kenzomopera5416 we don’t like to talk about Mercedes and BMW
@@crowleyfff Probably shouldn't tell him about the Swedes all the civilian and military shit Saab makes. They take the armed part of armed neutrality pretty seriously.
They both spin to make something disappear.
One washes dust, the other turns people into dust.
"Toasters, machine guns, it's all just engineering." Adeptus Mechanicus approves
Toaster is something more than just mashine ;)
@@Malod1997, mine N E U T R A L I Z E D
Flesh is weak, omnissiah improves
“This one spins to make something clean, this one spins to make something disappear” Bro 💀
should've been "That one spins to make stains on clothes disappear, this one spins to make stains on humanity disappear"
One spins to make something clean the other spins to make someplace clean
GE also made Engines for B-17 so this one spins to bomb places
Technically speaking, both clean things.
there's a company in their past that makes sewing machines made guns and those guns are still some of the best guns that have been made
the way badger portrays the guy reading the manual is exactly how i imagine an engineer in the army sounds
It's the bored but also annoyed voice
I imagine that this is just SFM Shitposter Timeline Badger talking to Alternate Timeline Air Force Badger
As someone with an uncle who's exactly that, yeahh you're right
It's what everybody in the military sounds when civilians try telling them what things are but infact are wrong
I imagined a voice more like tf2 engineer
Holy shit this ain't even a clip from a video, you made a whole original short. That's so cool
it could be from an upcoming video
Tis from an upcoming video more then likely last one was too
Is…is it canon like wait what 🤯🤯🤯
@@Yahkov-
No, it's not cannon. It's an electric machine gun that goes semi- *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@@absurddive Good one!
The Quick Spin setting on my washing machine just developed a whole other meaning
“That one spins to make things clean, that one spins to make things DISAPPEAR”
"Yes, that one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to makes something disappear."
It was this very line that made me die laughing.
Missed opportunity 💀
Greatest line in shorts history
Yeah, I looked for a comment about this ngl
"Yes, that one spins to make something clean, and that one spins to clear something."
'U guys wanna buy a tank?' - Hyundai
Copy
“You want a one-plane arsenal?” - Mitsubishi
Yo you want some Australium?
-Valve
Want to buy TV? -Mitsubishi
Want a warship? - samsung
Remember guys, GE makes things that spin, Yamaha makes microchips, and almost all companies specialize in this way.
I think “that ones spin to make something clean and that one spins to clean some place up” would’ve been greattt
He has got the attitude of an military engineer down to a science
Is that true that the same company made that gun on the A10 warthog
@@silentnight2292 yes. General electric is well known for creating military equipment
@@coffinmyface4237 worked there and designed bunch of military engines
@Cosmic Satanas how do you know hes lying? Just cuz your overweight self isn't smart enough to be an engineer doesn't mean other people aren't.
“That spins to clean.”
“That one spins to turn a human into red mist.”
Tanks, Mr. Freebrams dispenser
"That one spins to clean."
"That one spins to make a bloody mess."
to be fair, after all that red mist your clothes would need to be cleaned...
BEAT ME TO IT
Eh, same diff.
One spins to remove stains, the other spins to remove a whole direction
General electric also makes locomotives
"First of All, that's a Warthog"
*America Intensifies*
Fairchild Republic A10 Thunderbolt II is nicknamed the Warthog.
'Murica.
I can hear the national anthem from 10 miles
@@Sugma_Deek "Every country in the world belong to America!" - Bandit Keith, the Canadian
nice profile pic
“That’s a warthog”
“Nah man that looks more like a puma to me”
I see what you did there. Lol😊
Good one
A Red v Blue reference i see
Unexpected red vs blue and I like it lol
You ever wonder why we’re here?
They both spin to clean, but one of them cleans the front lines
"Capotalism is... weird!"
Never have I heard a more concise and accurate summarization of Capitalism
It’s simple, one toasts bread and one toasts people.
Damn
😂😂😂🎉💀💀
Hunny the toast is done.
Which one?
Nope as toasting someone would be burning them
@@CHIEF.42 with enough friction anything can toast a person!
“Toasters, machine guns, it’s all just engineering🤷♂️” best line😂
Say it in a Russian accent and you've got that quirky weird guy who shows up at the end of the movie to save James Bond.
General Electric likes things that spin
One spins to clean, one spins to CLEANSE.
I like how the character holding the manual talks in such a way it sounds like its the 5th time he has to explain this to someone today
Yeah once you explain to someone that Samsung is one of South Korea's premiere tank suppliers for the third time, it loses its magic
@@GeneGear WHAT??
@@GeneGearWHAT
@@GeneGearWhat ?
@@GeneGear okay, you're gonna have to explain more than just 3 times
The way the white-text badger is all over the place and the green-text badger is just…”I really don’t want to be here right now man.”
shitpost badger talking to retail badger
Wait till he finds out about Samsung
@@user-lh8pk1dn7f “so you mean to tell me that I CAN’T buy 200 Big Macs and make the world’s largest cheeaeburger stack?”
“(Audible sigh) Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
It’s kind of like how that one painter committed genocide
General electric also made the world's first proximity fuse shell
"That one spins to make something clean,
And that one spins to make something dissappear."
Got me laughing my ass off
very, *very* well said
And technically both are made to make something disappear. xD
"That one spins to make something clean,
And that one spins to make something dissappear." they are very, very similar.
Ok good for you
Fair enough 😉
I mean to be fair, Remington makes both shotguns and hair clippers.
It's a very small jump
Both can give you a crazy fade
They're both used for clipping so...☠️
They're both used for getting rid of things :D
I guess Kurt Cobain thought he grabbed his hair clippers
which is WEIRD AF
That one spins to make something clean
The one spins to make something disappear
the washing machine cleans clothes the gun cleans the battlefield