Humans have useless, uncoordinated babies with patchy skulls because we are bipedal! The shape/angle of the human pelvis doesn't allow our newborns to develop to the autonomy level that other mammals do before birth because, if we did, our giant hard skulls would just kill Mom on the way out. I once watched from a boat while a mountain goat gave birth on a cliffside overlooking a lake, and that little thing was up, running and jumping around immediately. But it makes sense, because Mama Goat can't spend the next year free-soloing El Capitan with a Baby Bjorn strapped to her like Cody promised he would.
“Developmentally we take a whole, but once we’re up and going it’s fucking *over* “ 😂😂 that’s genuinely the real reason we develop so slowly, we have to be born with small brains cause it’s the sweet spot on head birthability/durability graph
Noel’s delivery has gotten so effin great. Started rewatching the first episodes and he’s still just as funny but I can tell his stage work has been perfecting his delivery. Keep it up Noel 👍
The TV's looking more and more like Cody
Cody being 33 and still counting with his fingers is totally me
solidarity
knowing cody has had sex kinda ruins the experience of tmg for me, can only hope noel continues to stay chaste
Like do they even have tiny meat? Are they even a gang? They’ve changed so much…
don’t worry just look at his hand, thankfully he’s still got the purity ring!
I’ve heard rumors that the baby is A.I 🤷🏽♂️
Humans have useless, uncoordinated babies with patchy skulls because we are bipedal! The shape/angle of the human pelvis doesn't allow our newborns to develop to the autonomy level that other mammals do before birth because, if we did, our giant hard skulls would just kill Mom on the way out. I once watched from a boat while a mountain goat gave birth on a cliffside overlooking a lake, and that little thing was up, running and jumping around immediately. But it makes sense, because Mama Goat can't spend the next year free-soloing El Capitan with a Baby Bjorn strapped to her like Cody promised he would.
Beautifully written.
The Temu chains are lookin fresh boys
Oh my god
Watching Cody go through this stage in fatherhood is dope. Give it a few more months, your silver hairs will start coming in lol
'we cant come out of the womb making guns' has me rolling 🤣🤣
The ending of this video is great birth control
loved hearing cody’s insights on parent life!
Noel, our honorary animal rights activist 👌
“Developmentally we take a whole, but once we’re up and going it’s fucking *over* “
😂😂 that’s genuinely the real reason we develop so slowly, we have to be born with small brains cause it’s the sweet spot on head birthability/durability graph
Loving Cody's dad era 🥰
Just want to say. Noel. I like the haircut. You look good.
Noel sounding scientific as fuck, he's on to something, your honor
Noel’s delivery has gotten so effin great. Started rewatching the first episodes and he’s still just as funny but I can tell his stage work has been perfecting his delivery. Keep it up Noel 👍
4:06 16 years.
Awwww 🥺 loving this era of the show. Also I need a Cheesecake Factory sweatshirt
Yo chocking hazards are real asf with babies
A Cheesecake Factory sweatshirt makes me throw up in my mouth
I stopped listening to the podcast for like two months and this mf had a baby?
AND THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT?
i'm never having kids
You and most millennials
Same