@@sodiboo future future future James Veitch here. Sorry to bother you once more, but 10 years from you, future future James Veitch, the villain act is looked upon again. Which means... My hummus stock drops way down! Buy more, so we can keep it artificially high when you become me... I think...
@@TheIrishmanFootball Face it...as funny as it is to watch, this has to be nerve-racking to have happen to you BTW, can I interest you in a flux capacitor?
Dear Nightfrost, It is me, Future NightFrost. My father just left me $9.2 million but I need a little help from you. If interested please send a token of your willingness, in 100 $100 to me.
but what if… we traveled back in time to stop him from becoming this malicious scammer. But ah, we’d need a flux capacitor. any idea where’d we get one of those?
You just haven’t been a Veitch fan long enough. 🤣🤣🤣 The logic will come clear after a few ducks, bouncy castles and bathroom renovations. Until then, my best advice: Expect mayhem. It lives in the mind of JV.
In case you missed it: music at 2:02: Bach's BWV565, containing an endless repetition of the same theme interwoven in a genius way by the master of Fugues. Love the subtlety of this.
You were supposed to fix the annoying spammers! Not join them! Bright balance to the Internet, not leave it in darkness! You were my email hero, Veitch. I loved you!
Awesome! I'd love to get an email from future Joe Lawson 😁 P.s. I had an email from future James Veitch that said to forget hummus, the real money is in alfalfa bean sprouts
Great Scott!!! Marty, it’s ESSENTIAL we go back and prevent you from losing that mouthful of coffee, your future DEPENDS on it!!! Hugs and kisses, Doc Brown
I’d like to imagine that for a month or so following this video being posted, Joe Lawson had a slow but steady stream of friends discovering, and then sending him, this video. Hopefully, he can laugh about it now.
The convolutions and eccentricity of your thinking is fascinating. I think living with you must be a bit torturous tho. Another very entertaining vid!!
Funny theoretical situation but a bit over the top in real life environment with that guy I would say ... poor guy :D Still great type of humor, hopefully next time it will figure in it somebody who deserves it a bit more again :)
See, if this happened to me I would actively engage with it as much as possible. This kind of crazy, but harmless, prank is the sort of thing that gives life some flavour!
@@april8293 yeah, but aren't those low precision Chinese knockoffs though? Just as likely to make you end up as dinosaur ding as to take you 30 years into the past, like you intended. Also: aren't you in the wrong franchise? I mean, who's keeping an eye on the Turtles while you're away? 🤨
@@EvenTheDogAgrees You bring up valuable points. When it comes to time travel, you really need to have confidence in the manufacturer. As for the turtles, they have really grown in disposition. Although, we do have an occasional 'incident' which usually involves pizza. At the moment, I am on vacation but they are in good hands, my friend the 12th Doctor is keeping an eye on them. 🤫🤫
I have not watched yet. I am paused, enticingly. I just wanted you to know that seeing you in my notifications was enough to make me smile and feel happy. Then I read the video title 🙃 it is Friday, the sun is shining, I saw family for the first time in 3 years; 2 days ago and...now...you 👁️ Right. I'm buckled in with a cuppa and a dog at my feet. Let's press play and see what happens 👍💜👀 EDIT PS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So, of course, your work is funny (obvs). But in all your videos, I really appreciate the way you use music. From Zadok the Priest in your duck video to all the different music you used in this one, you choose a wide variety of fun and interesting music that normally isn’t associated with comedy. And that’s great. Plus you’re obviously just very smart, and the old swing-arm Mac as a prop was a great touch. I should point out that a future version of you has paid me to say all this now (in our present, which is his past). But I really do mean most of it myself anyway.
So.. you’ve gone from wasting scammers time to picking on a random member of the public. I guess it is true that you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Backed the digital release but glad to see James will have to make at least 133 VHS copies lol And a ton of cute duck boxes and wax seals! Let's keep James even busier, folks!
🤣😂🤣 I absolutely adore the way your brain works! 🥰 Also I've never heard anyone convey the difference between 'to' and 'too' before. Well done. Cracked me up. 🤣😂🤣
My husband just said we have a multi national VHS player, from when we were in the NAVY and had to live in both Europe and the US, and that secret base on Antartica.
Always lovely (if sometimes disturbing) to see a video from you, James. Hope you are well. PS I thoroughly looked over this comment for any loopholes you could exploit against me. I've seen the horrors you can unleash, after all!
Veitching the general public …James, you’ve achieved a new low (i.e., a new high). 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻I wholeheartedly applaud your ability to make the most perfect lemonade with nary a citrus fruit in sight. No, it’s not just the scammers and spammers any longer. As of today, _no one_ is safe. And that’s just the way we like it, here in the Veitchverse. 🤣🤣🤣 (Although for a moment there, I thought I was about to see a shade of supermarkets - and bouncy castles - past. I half-expected to see a near-infinity of Future Future Future Future Future Future Future & So Forth Joe Lawsons emerging to swamp the email system faster than current JL could block them, lacking the health benefits of hummus consumption enjoyed by his future selves.) James, we just love it when you give the wicked their comeuppance. But it turns out we love it when you torture the innocent, too. Keep up the hilarious work, James Veitch. And kudos, because you may have also just birthed the newest “throwback to the future” trend: unlisted email addresses. 🤣
what a waste of time. get a sense of humor holy shit
pin of SHAME
Found Joe Lawson :P
Humour is subjective
I think you need to calm down. Might I suggest some nice, refreshing hummus?
Pin of Shame
James has come a long way, from destroying email spammers to becoming a spammer himself!
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” -Future James Veitch (Probably)
He became the very thing he swore to destoy
@@bounderby99 Future Future James Veitch here, that whole villain arc actually works out just fine, and there's ultimately no danger.
@@bounderby99 "One Love, I Shot The Sherrif" - Future Future James Veitch (Probably)
@@sodiboo future future future James Veitch here. Sorry to bother you once more, but 10 years from you, future future James Veitch, the villain act is looked upon again. Which means... My hummus stock drops way down! Buy more, so we can keep it artificially high when you become me... I think...
If he actually manages to get a group of people to invest in hummus, I would be very impressed
If all else fails just buy futures on pumpkins.
@@BruceAllgire I'd only invest if it came with that inflatable Mother Of All Ducks. Its go big or go home
It's going places.
People probably already have, they just don't advertise it.
I bet James has Stan's. I bet the influx has already occurred, I'm just late to the party.
this is a terrifying notification to receive on a friday morning.
Really?
@@TheIrishmanFootball Face it...as funny as it is to watch, this has to be nerve-racking to have happen to you
BTW, can I interest you in a flux capacitor?
@@TheIrishmanFootball i mean
@@Vagajammer Yes. It would definitely be a nerve wracking experience.
NGL if someone emailed me claiming to be a future version of myself I would 100% play along (unless it was an actual scammer)
Joe Lawson was disappointing, I'm with you, how could you no play along!
Dear Nightfrost, It is me, Future NightFrost. My father just left me $9.2 million but I need a little help from you. If interested please send a token of your willingness, in 100 $100 to me.
I find it really disappointing too because Joe seemed like a fun person!
There's no way a real scammer would expect someone to actually fall for that.
But you wouldn't know for sure until you became your future self.
This style still rocks, I’ll be here every-time. More!
I feel the temptation to create an account named "Future Unholy Memes" and leave an interesting reply, but it's too much work.
This is heavy
There’s that word again, heavy!
heavy
Weight has nothing to do with it.
Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull or something in the future?
I’ve never been prouder of you all.
I loved this, but I do feel sorry for Joe Lawson. I hope it was worth it in the end for him.
It would've been if he invested in the hummus
Yeah I honestly don't feel like Joe was initiating a scam, so James just kind of trolled an innocent bystander...
Well, the question remains: who DID purchase the flux capacitor ? Maybe FFJL ?
@@StreamdancerSmurgle Yeah, it's was a really good joke, but he should have stopped when he was asked to stop....
@@sarahfox5379 That just wouldn’t be James Veitch. You *do* know about the ducks, don’t you? 🤣
DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH FUN I WOULD HAVE HAD IF I GOT THIS EMAIL?!?!
I would have had a blast. Lol
Ahh... But little do you know...that you *will.* 😎 **Hides spare fluxcapacitor in closet.**
Can't wait for James to get his hands on a clone machine or a multiverse portal.
Has he not already got a clone machine? Just one word "DUCKS".
Imagine how high he could pump the hummus stock then!
If he just keeps going back in time he theoretically would have an army of time clones
Was that clown machine> Because I think he already has one of thise.
I feel bad for this man but this man’s pain was totally worth my enjoyment
“I’m sorry to this man”
@@dorissaclaire Saying you feel sorry for someone works, I think. It is expressing your empathy towards them.
@@williamhiegel2756 r/wooosh…it’s a meme dude
@@dorissaclaire Why link reddit outside of reddit? It doesn’t do anything, just say wooosh
James has replied to spam emailed so much that he ended up becoming a spam emailer himself. We must all heed this warning with great caution
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.
but what if… we traveled back in time to stop him from becoming this malicious scammer. But ah, we’d need a flux capacitor. any idea where’d we get one of those?
"You became the very thing you swore to destroy!"
Wait wait.
What if James is the original email scammer?! In fact maybe he was all of them. You never reeeeeally see him around do you?
Its a sillipiary sloapy.
The Flux capacitor is why James listed himself twice in the Mary Gary skit 🤣
Yesss
“You can see where this is going.”
No, no I cannot, and the fact that you think this is the logical arc of events is concerning! Fun video.
You just haven’t been a Veitch fan long enough. 🤣🤣🤣 The logic will come clear after a few ducks, bouncy castles and bathroom renovations. Until then, my best advice: Expect mayhem. It lives in the mind of JV.
In case you missed it: music at 2:02: Bach's BWV565, containing an endless repetition of the same theme interwoven in a genius way by the master of Fugues. Love the subtlety of this.
Also, are we low-key going to sleep on the line: “I have two of EVERYTHING.”
Gosh I hope not
hahahaha!
Only 2 legions of yellow rubber duckies. RIP
Should have said, "I have two of EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!"
You were supposed to fix the annoying spammers! Not join them! Bright balance to the Internet, not leave it in darkness! You were my email hero, Veitch. I loved you!
Don't lecture him.
vietch joined the dark side. It has cookies, and I hear... they invest in HUMMUS!?!
But, now you have the high ground.
Alright Obi Wan, settle down! "Search your feelings... I am your feather!"
If I get a message from my future self not to buy something, it only makes me want to buy two of it ....
one for myself and one for my future self.
100% agreed mate
Awesome! I'd love to get an email from future Joe Lawson 😁
P.s. I had an email from future James Veitch that said to forget hummus, the real money is in alfalfa bean sprouts
That was truly hilarious! Caught me with a mouthful of coffee, though. Thanks!
Great Scott!!! Marty, it’s ESSENTIAL we go back and prevent you from losing that mouthful of coffee, your future DEPENDS on it!!!
Hugs and kisses, Doc Brown
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
It must have worked! I apparently survived. THANK you!! ❤❤❤
So glad you’re back mate
I really need a James Veitch x Max Fosh collab at some point. The silliness would be off the charts!
Yes!!! Totally agree 😂
yes please.
James Veitch and Door Monster. Or at least the head monster, Kyle.
Imagine being Joe Lawson and watching this right now!
hahaha! Yes!
I’d like to imagine that for a month or so following this video being posted, Joe Lawson had a slow but steady stream of friends discovering, and then sending him, this video. Hopefully, he can laugh about it now.
I mean, I'm not THE Joe Lawson, but I am A Joe Lawson...
@@p1xar014are you from the future?
@@GIBBO4182 Possibly...
Poor Joe Lawson 😂🤣😂 Wonder if he actually likes hummus 🤔
Are you saying it’s somehow possible to… _dislike_ hummus? I know this video has a sci-fi theme but that’s taking it to far.
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated good point well made… no one could dislike hummus!! 😋
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated It seems to me that you are a hummus sympathizer.
@@antihummusman208 You have amazing timing to be here.
@@antihummusman208 Personally, I’m aligned with baba ghanoush…
The convolutions and eccentricity of your thinking is fascinating. I think living with you must be a bit torturous tho. Another very entertaining vid!!
does the term "rubber ducks" mean anything to you
@@Envy_May Absolutely!!
Funny theoretical situation but a bit over the top in real life environment with that guy I would say ... poor guy :D
Still great type of humor, hopefully next time it will figure in it somebody who deserves it a bit more again :)
See, if this happened to me I would actively engage with it as much as possible. This kind of crazy, but harmless, prank is the sort of thing that gives life some flavour!
About the kickstarter, I'd totally buy the VHS solely because I still have a functional VHS player xD
Man if only I was presented with such an opportunity. I've always wanted a flux capacitor!
Invest in hummus, and in a couple of years you'll be able to afford one. 😉
Amazon has them for sale. 😉😉
@@april8293 yeah, but aren't those low precision Chinese knockoffs though? Just as likely to make you end up as dinosaur ding as to take you 30 years into the past, like you intended.
Also: aren't you in the wrong franchise? I mean, who's keeping an eye on the Turtles while you're away? 🤨
@@EvenTheDogAgrees You bring up valuable points. When it comes to time travel, you really need to have confidence in the manufacturer.
As for the turtles, they have really grown in disposition. Although, we do have an occasional 'incident' which usually involves pizza. At the moment, I am on vacation but they are in good hands, my friend the 12th Doctor is keeping an eye on them. 🤫🤫
@@april8293 Holy franchise mixing, Batman!
I love that the duck story is still being referenced today. It's my favorite one of your stories
I have not watched yet. I am paused, enticingly. I just wanted you to know that seeing you in my notifications was enough to make me smile and feel happy. Then I read the video title 🙃 it is Friday, the sun is shining, I saw family for the first time in 3 years; 2 days ago and...now...you 👁️
Right. I'm buckled in with a cuppa and a dog at my feet. Let's press play and see what happens 👍💜👀
EDIT PS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sounds lovely Elizabeth! Hope you enjoy!
"you have gone too far"
James witch: evil laughter
I don't know where far is, but James Veitch has gone to it, according to Joe Lawson.
@@davidwuhrer6704 It’s immediately adjacent to “boldly go,” I’m told …
Glad that we're getting some more videos again! Love to see it
So, of course, your work is funny (obvs). But in all your videos, I really appreciate the way you use music. From Zadok the Priest in your duck video to all the different music you used in this one, you choose a wide variety of fun and interesting music that normally isn’t associated with comedy. And that’s great. Plus you’re obviously just very smart, and the old swing-arm Mac as a prop was a great touch.
I should point out that a future version of you has paid me to say all this now (in our present, which is his past). But I really do mean most of it myself anyway.
I'd have bought it, as I attempted to buy the deneuralyzer I found on ebay many years ago.
I forget, did that turn out to be a good investment or not?
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated I can't remember
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated It was sold when I found it :'-(
@@leifvejby8023 I think the joke was that they were deneuralyzed
I thought I bought one, but I can’t remember. I now have an overwhelming desire to buy hummus.
Where has this guy been? I have seen nothing from him for forever. Very clever video. The "toaster bonanza" shirt made me snort.
It took me 90 seconds to notice the cosplay, it cracked me up. Absolutely brilliant
I started dying when he said “Im putting it on VHS” 🤣🤣
Yup. Busted up laughing! Luckily wasn't eating anything at the moment.
it's all good i'm ready i still have a VCR and an older tv to hook it up to lol.
Just after midnight here in NZ and I just woke up the household to my uncontrollable cackling. 🤦🏾♀️ Lucky it's not a school night...
I bet this dude would run an absolutely awesome DnD campaign.
So.. you’ve gone from wasting scammers time to picking on a random member of the public.
I guess it is true that you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Also, hummus is dead. But I hear salsa is coming back in a big way.
I thought all the Smart Money was in Guacamole.
“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche
I am in awe that he got Hummus flawlessly in the BTTF cut!
Video Title is so funny that I started Laughing before watching the Video.
James didn't think he had gone too far, but he was determined to go too far.
Backed the digital release but glad to see James will have to make at least 133 VHS copies lol And a ton of cute duck boxes and wax seals! Let's keep James even busier, folks!
🤣😂🤣 I absolutely adore the way your brain works! 🥰
Also I've never heard anyone convey the difference between 'to' and 'too' before. Well done. Cracked me up. 🤣😂🤣
🤣You slay me! Poor Joe Lawson, is he receiving any proceeds from this bit 😁
I love that the screen is acting like a puppet. So animated
The artful use of the flexible iMac base got me 😂
This video worked better than my antidepressants. Thanks Doc
Glad to see you back James. I was worried we wouldn't hear anymore from you...
I love James' humor, just fucking with random people on the internet. It's perfect.
a radio station put a spaceship in some years ago, a couple of funny types did want to buy it 🤣
Who wouldn't?
he's no longer getting enough spam emails so he's become the spam email
I am fascinated by how this man's brain works. It's like Doctor Doom or Lex Luthor if either of them were a comedian.
What a great way to start my day!!! Thank you for making me laugh before I've even finished my coffee!😁
James is such a great story writer!
Oh, I think I remember seeing you do this bit at the Angel Comedy Club, soon before COVID! Great bit. Love the font joke.
This was so funny and creative, I feel like these "interaction pieces" work so well with you, hope to see more of them in the future
Or the future future.
2:00, He even changed the board too. Nice touch!
That took about 16 hours work and it’s still rubbish and you’re the first person to have noticed
So, at last there's my penalty for watching videos on low quality. Thank you for pointing that out!
Present Joe Lawson is either crying or laughing… wait… scratch that, he’s crying AND laughing. 🤣😂🤣
There is an evil part of me that just wants me to nominate email addresses for James to email.
Oh my gosh it's been too long thank you for this it's well needed.
Been wondering when the next one I would see of this from ye.
ROFL. I watched this at work on my lunch break and my boss came in to check on me for she heard me laughing loudly.
I’m sharing this video…
Nice to have comedy back on this channel
James this is your most brilliant bit yet: IT BEATS THE DUCKS
I am Future Future Future Joe Lawson and hummus saved my life. Thank you Future Joe Lawson (Past Past Joe Lawson)
It’s Past Past Past Joe Lawson. I am confused.
@@ikeasupremacy That’s because you’re behind the times…
THE HUMMUS! OF COURSE! IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW!
The truly awesome thing about this video is that Veitch has an iMac from 2002 that's still running.
One cannot dabble in the dark arts without contamination.
What a good use of time. You got a sense of humor holy sheeeet
My mans got an iMac G4, still one of the best designs out there, right up there with the G5 tower
Oh how I wish I’d have responded to that advert!
Sometimes I wonder if this guy is too funny to actually exist. I'm on to you, lizard boy
OMG! Glad you're back up to your old email tricks!😆
I'll bet you could trade that thing for that chest of uncut diamonds or the gold found in the desert. Funny stuff!
My husband just said we have a multi national VHS player, from when we were in the NAVY and had to live in both Europe and the US, and that secret base on Antartica.
This guy got a personal comedy special for free and didn't even know it.
I remember when you used to troll scammers.
The BTTF scene with two timelines - one with hummus and one with no hummus scared me. Who could ever imagine a world without hummus?
Can’t wait for your new stuff!! I wish I could do this!! Luv ya James and ur duckkkksssss!!!!
Future James Veitch is now Tedx James Veitch's nemesis, the spam emailer.
Always lovely (if sometimes disturbing) to see a video from you, James.
Hope you are well.
PS I thoroughly looked over this comment for any loopholes you could exploit against me. I've seen the horrors you can unleash, after all!
Fabulous to hear it will be on VHS!
Incredibly well written and acted!
you either die a hero or... But honestly I love this XD well done!~
What a great idea to use the iMac G4 as a prop, I love it!
U kill me everytime. ❤️ The best compliment I have ever gotten from my 2 boys is when they say "U r so crazy mom".
He’s back!!!!!
i like how ducks is just your brand now
I love the hummus as a recurring theme of James veitch
So he graduated from replying to scammers and became the scammers
This was incredible. But I want more ducks.
This is best FUTURE James Vietch for a long TIME!
Cute. My favorite bit of his by far is the ducks!
Veitching the general public …James, you’ve achieved a new low (i.e., a new high). 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻I wholeheartedly applaud your ability to make the most perfect lemonade with nary a citrus fruit in sight. No, it’s not just the scammers and spammers any longer. As of today, _no one_ is safe. And that’s just the way we like it, here in the Veitchverse. 🤣🤣🤣 (Although for a moment there, I thought I was about to see a shade of supermarkets - and bouncy castles - past. I half-expected to see a near-infinity of Future Future Future Future Future Future Future & So Forth Joe Lawsons emerging to swamp the email system faster than current JL could block them, lacking the health benefits of hummus consumption enjoyed by his future selves.)
James, we just love it when you give the wicked their comeuppance. But it turns out we love it when you torture the innocent, too. Keep up the hilarious work, James Veitch. And kudos, because you may have also just birthed the newest “throwback to the future” trend: unlisted email addresses. 🤣
"To far" naah, Joe is world famous. And at the end I would be so proud to be a part of a James Veitch original.
Past James. We *need* to talk about the ducks.
The hummus email at the end was perfection.
Nicely done, Jim Halpert.