Hello master of Slovakia, did you know that when selecting your army you get a button to automatically motorize your supply to wherever your army will go to not waste your trucks and time.
Looking at the weird gymnastics the Polish -dictatorship- post communist dream team handles politics, I feel like you'd be hard pressed to find worse rulers
You lead your country in an heroic defense against the entire Soviet Union. Desperate defense for years and years, every moment a torture. But finally, at long last, you've led them to a glorious victory. You're the savior of your country, one of the greatest heroes in its history. Your troops loot the hated enemy's archives and discover that instead of some inbred, pampered, born-rich girl, you're actually just a working joe, making your triumph all the more legendary. They replace you with a bear. Mfw.
To be fair, is it really any surprise that you can make Wojtek the King of Poland? I mean, if Queen Elizabeth can make her Corgis ministers, what's keeping history's hairiest badass from the Polish Throne?
Ay I thought you should know, you can click on the horse icon on top left general/field marshal tab, it will automatically supply that army/army group with trucks.
When I saw the title I thought he was simply going to creat the Slavic union and get the event to put that bear as a general, NOT LITERALLY PUTTING HIM ON THE THRONE
For the people who dont understand who wojtek is, he was a bear that some soldiers of a polish legion under britian bought on their way out of a gulag to the italian front. It was also reported he helped his division by carrying artillery shell crates to the artillery during the battle of monte cassino (i think) but he mostly carried the empty crates tossed away.
Ah yes our slavic brothers Polish, had some Polishing ideas indeed like pulling a whole couch and lying in it while driving a car. Not to mention Wojtek wherever i go is see his face. I think i'm kinda terrified already...
Hey. 👋🏻 Can you play “Dreams of a White Russian Victory” Mod and get the actual Anastasia in charge. P.S. I would recommend choosing Wrangel as your Prime Minister for the most fun of the Play-through, but that’s just me. Peace ✌🏻 Based Slovak General. 😎👍
you can toggle army/army group motorized supply by icon in the army screen. its under leader stats i think. and its better to put spies on the frontline, to lower planning bonuses/entrenchment. also, it seems as if mot. rockets are now meta af, since you can boost them to 63 soft attack with rocket techs. and its 12 memes/h.
13:32 why does this frame make me feel sick like wtf i haven’t felt sick from anything like this in 7 years bruh My brain going fucked huh. Very good video still
Subscribe so we can hit 100k and I can finally get that silver TH-cam Play Button, thanks dudes 😎
Silver play button AND an impossible hoi4 challenge
;)
wojtek =poggers
Silver play button AND railguns only
Once ago i stole u 0,1% of ur basedness,now everyone calls me wojtek,idk why
Fun Fact: Wojtek the based bear has the same general stats as Heinrich Himmler... Paradox do be kinda funny
I agree, Wojtek deserves better
the duality of man
His stat should be 7 7 7 atleast
Himmler has politically connected and Wojtek has bearer of artillery so Wojtek has higher base stats (15% more arty attack and 10% more xp gain)
@@Mladorossi_Bulgaria god damn... Based wojtek
The masculine urge to rename Berlin into Bearlin
Well, Berlin basically means Bear city
Bearlinsk
Teddylin
Berlin is a name based off proto-german language that just means “bear” so it already is!
@@sandshark2 and they allready have a bear in thair flag
Hello master of Slovakia, did you know that when selecting your army you get a button to automatically motorize your supply to wherever your army will go to not waste your trucks and time.
Ypu said it first
I'm pretty sure that bear would be better ruler than most of our politicans.
Looking at the weird gymnastics the Polish -dictatorship- post communist dream team handles politics, I feel like you'd be hard pressed to find worse rulers
All politicians
@@Steve_the_Radroach Dictatorship🤡🤡
@@Steve_the_Radroach As strange as it may sound the oposition somehow is even dumber.
Yes...
14:17 "How does it feel when a bear beats you fair and square?"
It must be unbearable.
I wanted to see some bear on bear fight. Slavic king Wojtek vs Chinese supreme leader Winnie the Pooh.
Brooooo xD
Don't...Jan Mayen bear vs Wojtek bear
Chinese trops open Up!
Nice pfp
Tho wojtek is technically Iranian
Can't wait for Paradox to make a focus tree for Norway and make that penguin the King of Norway.
The penguin's called Nils Olav if anyone is curious.
King Nils Olav I
I am from Norway and I once had a strange dream where an orca whale became king of Norway
@@mutantkitten7765 king orca
@@mutantkitten7765 king orca
All hail King orca the great
You lead your country in an heroic defense against the entire Soviet Union. Desperate defense for years and years, every moment a torture. But finally, at long last, you've led them to a glorious victory. You're the savior of your country, one of the greatest heroes in its history. Your troops loot the hated enemy's archives and discover that instead of some inbred, pampered, born-rich girl, you're actually just a working joe, making your triumph all the more legendary.
They replace you with a bear. Mfw.
POV: being Russian in Poland
@@starless267 *imposter*
Wojtek is the true Polish leader!
Slavic
Wojtek is the Emperor of Earth
@@olegshtolc7245 And also Global
@@pomernguy1835 Nah, universal
@@spartacustitan4736 No. He is the fundamental leader of everything
As a representative of all of bearkind, epin
Ayo bruv u bear now?
To be fair, is it really any surprise that you can make Wojtek the King of Poland? I mean, if Queen Elizabeth can make her Corgis ministers, what's keeping history's hairiest badass from the Polish Throne?
There should have been a choice that if you have wojtek as king you can rename Berlin to Bearlin.
Long live the Winged Hussar King Wojtek!!
For Kielbasa! For Majonaise! FOR POLSKA!
When bear is more slav than slav
I love it when a chair takes the leadership of the country
Britain even without a government can't vote just for a chair, they have to get several benches
Ay I thought you should know, you can click on the horse icon on top left general/field marshal tab, it will automatically supply that army/army group with trucks.
When I saw the title I thought he was simply going to creat the Slavic union and get the event to put that bear as a general, NOT LITERALLY PUTTING HIM ON THE THRONE
same
If you do this, don't do the Danzig focus because annexing Lithuania does the same. Allows you to bypass it.
За веру, Войтека и Отечество!
For the people who dont understand who wojtek is, he was a bear that some soldiers of a polish legion under britian bought on their way out of a gulag to the italian front. It was also reported he helped his division by carrying artillery shell crates to the artillery during the battle of monte cassino (i think) but he mostly carried the empty crates tossed away.
you know he sounds uninterested when he just skips to the main thing
We are going right to buisness today
@@mountaingeneral "All right lets get this over with"
Dont mess with Poles or they start messing with you
we need a "bearer of nations" hidden achievement
I guess you can say the soviets couldn't bear it any longer!
*Laugh track starts playing*
This game is a very, very accurate simulator of WW2. Paradox' realism at its best.
Wait a second, you don't have to declare war on Hungary, you can go through Romania aswell and gain more experience
Oh wait your Slovakian
Average "has an introductory statement in their videos" fan
Vs
Average "gets right to the juicy content with no intro bs" enjoyer
You'd better not quit TH-cam.
What would we do without our favorite Slovakian war criminal?
Anastasia in the game is Anna Anderson who impersonated Anastasia she died in 1918
Ngl I imagine Marshal Wojtek proclaiming himself the Emperor of All Slavs like Palpatine proclaimed the Empire
"We have nine out of eleven factories in use"
made me laugh unnecessarily hard.
"Wojtek has announced that the cowardly Soviet nation could no longer *bear* the overwhelming presence of Polish forces throughout the country."
10:55 i can't stop repeating!
Wojtek is best bear
So no one's gonna say anything about Anastasia being king, not queen? No? Alright.
In Poland if woman rule a nation she is crowned as King not Queen (like Jadwiga King of Poland). Queen is King's wife
If she were to marry a guy, would that make him the queen then?
@@TheRealKaare yes
@@TheRealKaare but instead of "królowa", it would be "królowy"
King is gender neutral in polish monarchy, it’s just the head monarch
Poland: received a new focus tree.
HOI4 players: screw that, all play Anastasia Romanova.
This made me want to be a Slav
Okay but imagine we actually trade the like and dislike bars like Mountain General joked, it would make heads spin at youtube HQ
Ah yes our slavic brothers Polish, had some Polishing ideas indeed like pulling a whole couch and lying in it while driving a car. Not to mention Wojtek wherever i go is see his face. I think i'm kinda terrified already...
All hail King Wojtek
Allies conference be like
Churchill:okay so canada is here france is here australia.... Where is poland
Wojtek":Bear noises"
"Someone else should *bear* the crown of Poland"
Ah yes, based mountain general unites Slavs under Wojtek)))), mountain general becoming more based with each video
god i love it when people dont do an intro
Chłop co się na odcinek paru słów po polsku nauczył props
Combining a secret and a achievement/event, I love the polish monarchs focus tree
Still one of favorite videos. MG, A BEAR, and gigachad Poland
to "Kurwa mać" było piękne
Hey. 👋🏻 Can you play “Dreams of a White Russian Victory” Mod and get the actual Anastasia in charge.
P.S. I would recommend choosing Wrangel as your Prime Minister for the most fun of the Play-through, but that’s just me. Peace ✌🏻 Based Slovak General. 😎👍
8:33 typical No Step Back experience
Also, nice video
Wojtek has shown the soviets the bear necessities of their lives, 11/10 best king of Poland
Do the trucks with the field Marshall, saves the micromanagement of supply hubs
Best King, now we have honey all year
The king bear united all Slavs truly there is no better king.
you can toggle army/army group motorized supply by icon in the army screen. its under leader stats i think. and its better to put spies on the frontline, to lower planning bonuses/entrenchment. also, it seems as if mot. rockets are now meta af, since you can boost them to 63 soft attack with rocket techs. and its 12 memes/h.
New Video before exam? Nice
You can motorized supply your all divisons from top left there is a small icon if you select your general/marshall
Fun fact: Wjotek was actually a member of the Polish Army in exile in real life.
End of video: Sevres II Electric Boogaloo
Wojtek when declaring war on Germany "Berlin? more like BEARlin"
A really cool episode
Trully a funny path to go from Poland !
13:32 why does this frame make me feel sick like wtf i haven’t felt sick from anything like this in 7 years bruh
My brain going fucked huh.
Very good video still
This just in. The bear from elsewhere in the Old World killed the imposter and became the king of Poland! All hail the animal king!
Dios
Patria
¿Oso? (Bear)
8:40 when innapropiate encirclement
Wow, what a nice video
What do I think about this DLC? We can have a bear as a king... Best DLC I'll only accept Wojtek as the only true king
The only thing that could've made this better is like 3 or 6 focuses only with Wotjek as King.
Thank you mountain general Now if you excuse me I’m going to play as Poland now
I thought Jesus was the king of Poland 🤔 Poland's crazy man
Hail Christ The King!
Fun fuct : when you play polish version od the game you remain Gdańsk to Gdańsk
6:40 as long as we keep our SPIRITS up
Over 1 million Soviets KIA? It's a start.
Ah yes, the bear had finally got what he deserved! Long live Wojtek, satisfying the Poland needs!
We need a Banat focus tree for the next dlc
A bear told me to is my favorite Nuremberg defense
Mountain bro! Bro tip! just select trucks in your army instead!
I gonna watch this 100000x time and no one gonna stop me
Based
Killing Germany with wojtek should allow you to rename Berlin to bearlin
🎵 There’s a chair in there… and a bear as well🎵
Next time on Hoi4: Russian Monarchist path and having Clock man in charge
Sigma slav challenges authority. No more Intro!!!!!
Berlin? More like Bearlin
Honestly, Based bear should just get +25% division defense on cores, or some other insane stat, plus should be best commander in game
Should have kept Bearlin
Ally Bear, build trains!
1:47 and theres a plane underneath as well...
So who do u get if u havent unlocked wojtek but still got the event to get rid of anastasia
I love it when you said Kurwa mać XD
Classic papi Trotsky (ISP) Thumbnail!
Btw this convinced me to buy the dlc
1:47 and there's a plane right below it
A bears who bears the Throne
BEARS
Behold a great Polish republic of Wojtek ISP will get PTSD
Gee, new HOI4 DLC is crazy.
I kinda want them to add a option to change Berlin to Bearlin
To actually make the bear event appear without the console command, and to actually get him as a general, you have to capitulate Iran.
Yeah I was wondering how to do that, capitulate Iran and Italy before you enter Moscow. Seems unlikely for me 😅
Poland:that's enough it's my time to be the bully
Bear in mind how based is having such a ruler!
Bongo Bongo... why didn't Wojtek go to Congo?
VERY NICE