He might think he's done with France, only to discover he needs to build (or have) a shitload of destroyers before 1945 (and, I believe, max torpedo tech)
"as much as we all wish france didn't exist even as a concept, unfortunately they do. so in we go" is a quote that perfectly sums up the tno burgundy experience
I have an idea for a fresh new series: ISP should play through every single starting nation in Hearts of Iron IV, and try to get every achievement possible for that country. He could even call it something like "Achievement A2Z"
France kicking Ethiupia and taking control of "African Union" is one of the most funny things that display the french situation right now i've ever seen 😂😂😂😂
If you hard rush napoleon and the war goal focuses you can get Britain, Belgium, and the Netherlands (including their puppets) into your faction before Germany does Sudetenland. As long as you have a good offensive army you can win the war in a few months and be unstoppable for this achievement.
day 2 of asking ISP to play as austria because theres a new strat for austria since blood alone where you can survive the anschluss because of the unpassable alps, you also would have to do a agency and boost ideology in hungary for non aligned so they dont join the axis. i would really like to see you try that
"This has been an intense playthrough, but at least there's only just over a year to go. I just need to curbstomp Japan, then we're all done" Communist China (who is somehow in the Allies): I'm going to ruin this man's whole career (13:12)
I remember how I got this achievement…wound up retreating into the south-west third of France, defending mainly from the Rhone and Loire. Had to hang out with about 90 percent capitulation for three years before the Americans showed up with reinforcements. Good times
just a cheap shot. If you do the same thing with any other country you will be called racist, xenophobic etc.. but with France its okay. And then people wonder why we hate the british/Americans so much
I decided to get Vive La France with historical government and joining the Allies as soon as possible just for the challenge. I ended up building level 10 forts along the border with The Netherlands, guarded it with infantry divisions with a heavy tank battalion and Germany refused to attack my line.
@@nemotastic86that is why I will delete the comment if I don't like the video after I finish it however isp has never failed me so I believe this comment will be staying
11:40, id say its very easy to hold france. When i was very new to the game a few updates ago, all i did was put a lot of level 10 forts along both the alps and the Belgian border, and just focused on africa and waited for the soviets to eventually push. And when i say new, i mean, Randomly assigning tanks and motorized to frontlines in the alps new.
I remember trying a France game years ago where my main goal was to survive the German invasion. Built level 10 forts all along my borders and played mostly historical focuses (I think), set up my front lines and watched as Germany completed the necessary focuses and then.... nothing. Germany refused to attack. Ended up getting declared on by Japan for my land in Asia and won that war taking most of China in the process, but Germany decided to just stay friends. Eventually got bored and declared on the axis. Conquered Germany and dropped the world's first atomic weapons on Dresden and Berlin. Don't think I continued to play until 1948 though. Oh well.
What I also love is that in the cover art for La Resistance, in the background there is a man getting arrested in front of a building with a sign that says, "Cafe Rene." Loved the reference.
France, one of the most important nations in history that influenced and spawned so many cultures and military doctrines and home to innovators of arts from cooking to painting, reduced down to a joke because they did bad in the sixth world war that we call the second (for some reason). On the other hand, ISP does a good French accent. Brings back memories of ol' Pepe and his creepy face.
I remember how I got this, and Achievement to build destroyers with max torpedo tech as France was by flipping my politics to join the Axis, not joining any wars, then going afk as my entire production line was purely destroyers once I'd researched the required tech. Absolutely thrilling gameplay
"Playing hoi4 past 1942 will do permanent damage to your compooter" While im here playing rt56 till 1964 (I only stopped because it was crashing so frequently)
I'm one of your French subcriber for more than 2 years and I want to say that in the start of 1940 the French army was bigger than the german one. And France fight during ww2 by influcting heavy casualties during the battle of France and after June 1940 as Free France. Continu de faire des vidéos de qualités. Tu es le meilleur youtuber anglophone que je suis. Même si je trouve tes blagues sur la France loin de représenter la réalité. Bonjour de France
As a french person I am glad to see a world were France doesn't cappitulate because they were relaying on that damn wall. And a France that owns whole of Africa, Russia, UK aanD north America. And also all my respect for playing Frace 1951
Doing the math, based on irl ww2 total casualty estimates, the casualties shown toward the end of the war and the previous war’s casualties (taking into account civilian casualties as well), the total casualties by the end if this game could be anywhere between 100 and 500 million people which would be between 1/20 to 1/4 of the entire human population in 1930
There are only a few things in life that are certain. Death, taxes, ISP’s suffering, and the fact that the French will always be the absolute best at protesting against their government.
Hey ISP, I know France didn't do too well in ww2 in this world, but in alternate history mod, hoi4 Godspeed they do just great. Godspeed is the mod I've suggested you play in the comment's of 27 videos now.
If France had remained on the Franco-Belgian border instead of running off into Belgium (the Dyle Plan) it's likely Guderians offensive through the Ardennes would have been a failure, and with that France almost certainly would have won and history would be very different. France wasn't that weak they just had disastrous commanders.
Paradox really need to make A-to-Z achievement just to honor you
Don't
"Win a war as all major powers"
Conquer zimbabwe as aussa
@@ResidentofVirginia honestly compared to other achievements that sounds fun
That would mean he'd have to do it again tho 😂
18:07 The PRC being (almost) exiled to Taiwan is just wonderful.
I was playing as prc until eventually being kicked out by Japan and only owning Taiwan 😂
He might think he's done with France, only to discover he needs to build (or have) a shitload of destroyers before 1945 (and, I believe, max torpedo tech)
It is not as bad, thanks to the new peace treaties. You just steal the British navy and then remember to research the torpedo tech.
He can use them to sink the British Pride of the Fleet!
Ez, just make the cheapest interwar and spam dockyards
When the achievement starts with "Playing as France..." you know that you will experience P A I N (baguette hon hon)
You know the French were destined to be universally abhorrent when pain is central to their cuisine.
ah yes I do like to experience some of that bread
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Fr*nch
@@GreggoryL At least they have cuisine
as a french person I can confirm that most of my free time consists in throwing cars in Paris but I wouldn't miss an ISP video for anything :D
Who would willingly play as France until 1948?
3 people
Joe mama
I’m one of those three, let me tell you, it was not worth it.
Just join the axis and let time until '48
I did xd
to all who aren't subscribed, you are making my lust for alf landon content even stronger
Alf Landon
“My lust for Alf Landon” is enough
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ISP's stagnated as a channel honestly, so sad how slow his sub rate is atm
Is it me or ISP's/isorrowproductions channel popped off when he did variety games' content, makes sense it's gotten stagnant from constant hoi4
"as much as we all wish france didn't exist even as a concept, unfortunately they do. so in we go" is a quote that perfectly sums up the tno burgundy experience
Or the eu4 Burgundy experience lmao
I went into Popeyes and heard the background music at 2:16, and I started hallucinating and seeing maps everywhere. Thanks for endless trauma, ISP!
You’re at Popeyes what do you expect
@@nadersaid2215 😐
1. Napoleon retakes the French throne
2. ???
3. Tibet joins the African union
This video captures the sheer goofiness your old videos used to give off. Love this one
wdym used to? they have never stopped
I have an idea for a fresh new series: ISP should play through every single starting nation in Hearts of Iron IV, and try to get every achievement possible for that country.
He could even call it something like "Achievement A2Z"
Actually a good idea
That would take a toll on his sanity, but it's worth it.
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@@EEEEEEEEhello again, bot
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1:45 I haven’t heard ISP shouting like this for years T-T
this man is hella dedicated to this map game
He's right. I AM worthless
Thanks ISP, now I know that I’m not the only person to ever suffer through this hell.
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@@gavinaccurrsedd6419 Sports
Hio4 is a trash game uninstall it
@@kingpyrrhusofepirus6686 Challenge Everything
France kicking Ethiupia and taking control of "African Union" is one of the most funny things that display the french situation right now i've ever seen 😂😂😂😂
If you hard rush napoleon and the war goal focuses you can get Britain, Belgium, and the Netherlands (including their puppets) into your faction before Germany does Sudetenland. As long as you have a good offensive army you can win the war in a few months and be unstoppable for this achievement.
Woke up
France still exists
Day ruined
The trick is to just manually extend the Maginot with lvl 6 forts on the rest of the north, then lvl 3-4 forts on the south and you're Francing them.
0:39 I have to say that this is very TRES VRAI MONSIEUR ISP, i'm currently watching your nice video while taking ze bastille
Isp is the kind of person who is invited for dinner and at the end he asks you to leave
day 2 of asking ISP to play as austria because theres a new strat for austria since blood alone where you can survive the anschluss because of the unpassable alps, you also would have to do a agency and boost ideology in hungary for non aligned so they dont join the axis. i would really like to see you try that
Say hello to La Recistance
can you add more bulgarian states into ur mod
Or you could not use the death or dishonour dlc
@@teeby2037 no
@@nemotastic86 based
Good thing he quit when he did, Greater Albania was about to turn the tide on him
Ah yes, playing France to 1948.
Putting the "Sorrow" back into iSorrowproductions
"This has been an intense playthrough, but at least there's only just over a year to go. I just need to curbstomp Japan, then we're all done"
Communist China (who is somehow in the Allies): I'm going to ruin this man's whole career (13:12)
I remember how I got this achievement…wound up retreating into the south-west third of France, defending mainly from the Rhone and Loire. Had to hang out with about 90 percent capitulation for three years before the Americans showed up with reinforcements.
Good times
I can't wait for ISP to cover the 'Vive la Jeune Ecole' achievement.
The "I hate France"-joke never gets old and is very complex. Great video!
just a cheap shot. If you do the same thing with any other country you will be called racist, xenophobic etc.. but with France its okay. And then people wonder why we hate the british/Americans so much
So much Blue.
I decided to get Vive La France with historical government and joining the Allies as soon as possible just for the challenge. I ended up building level 10 forts along the border with The Netherlands, guarded it with infantry divisions with a heavy tank battalion and Germany refused to attack my line.
If the forts level is too high, the IA will refuse to attack
The first achievement of spies references to the series ´Allo ´Allo which was quite hilarious
I remember afking after defeating the Germans just for this achievement, to then have a civil war without any troops at home
14:40 He became "Le renard du desert" :ppp
16:47 with the power of French-ship, Japan has been defeated
Who said I couldn't watch an ISP video while violently protesting in Paris?
"The HOI4 Achievement That Broke Me"
Like you were sane anyways...
Another great video
the video is 20 min long and it has been out for a 1 min
@@nemotastic86that is why I will delete the comment if I don't like the video after I finish it however isp has never failed me so I believe this comment will be staying
11:40, id say its very easy to hold france. When i was very new to the game a few updates ago, all i did was put a lot of level 10 forts along both the alps and the Belgian border, and just focused on africa and waited for the soviets to eventually push. And when i say new, i mean, Randomly assigning tanks and motorized to frontlines in the alps new.
The spy achievement name is a reference to an old British sitcom, Allô Allô
It is true, I just got back from manifestations in Paris, sat on my chair and started to watch this video
same
Not even in Disney world can I escape ISP and his “intelligent content”.
You know that if you turn france fascist and join the axis, then you could do this easily
Definitely worth taking time away from protesting to watch 😂😂😂
Something I had to do when I had a worse PC was annex literally every country I could just to make the game run quicker
I remember trying a France game years ago where my main goal was to survive the German invasion. Built level 10 forts all along my borders and played mostly historical focuses (I think), set up my front lines and watched as Germany completed the necessary focuses and then.... nothing. Germany refused to attack. Ended up getting declared on by Japan for my land in Asia and won that war taking most of China in the process, but Germany decided to just stay friends.
Eventually got bored and declared on the axis. Conquered Germany and dropped the world's first atomic weapons on Dresden and Berlin. Don't think I continued to play until 1948 though. Oh well.
I am your loyal Stalinist Subscriber. Long live the 69th Internationale led by Chairman Sorrow!
I take that personally as a frog
There is something we can do
"Listen very carefully, I shall this only once." What a lovely call back to the show Allo Allo!
@@janslavik5284 Good moaning!
What I also love is that in the cover art for La Resistance, in the background there is a man getting arrested in front of a building with a sign that says, "Cafe Rene." Loved the reference.
I loved those British pilots with the comically bad French accents
France, one of the most important nations in history that influenced and spawned so many cultures and military doctrines and home to innovators of arts from cooking to painting, reduced down to a joke because they did bad in the sixth world war that we call the second (for some reason). On the other hand, ISP does a good French accent. Brings back memories of ol' Pepe and his creepy face.
2:28 "as soon as we called franc every name under the sun" 😭😭😭😭😭
I remember how I got this, and Achievement to build destroyers with max torpedo tech as France was by flipping my politics to join the Axis, not joining any wars, then going afk as my entire production line was purely destroyers once I'd researched the required tech. Absolutely thrilling gameplay
The reason why France didnt do well in WW2 is because their generals didnt said to their troops the magical words "gravy timmies"
Noooo you forgot that achievement where you need to play as france until 1945 for the 100 destroyer and have all torpedo tech
Guess that means we get to see him play 1945 France again!
"Playing hoi4 past 1942 will do permanent damage to your compooter" While im here playing rt56 till 1964 (I only stopped because it was crashing so frequently)
Sucks when I find these videos that PRESUMES that you bought the attached DLC.
"Set serbian Laptops on fire" Slavic 303 refrence?
Hoi4 achievements are only the beginning, there are alot painful ones in ck2/ck3 or eu4
I'm one of your French subcriber for more than 2 years and I want to say that in the start of 1940 the French army was bigger than the german one. And France fight during ww2 by influcting heavy casualties during the battle of France and after June 1940 as Free France.
Continu de faire des vidéos de qualités.
Tu es le meilleur youtuber anglophone que je suis.
Même si je trouve tes blagues sur la France loin de représenter la réalité.
Bonjour de France
(angry in frech)
This was like the 3rd achievement I got in HoI 4.
Reminds me of March of Eagles. You should play that.
I have one achievement and 3,000 hours. this makes me want to keep it that way
You know what is even more fun than playing untl 1948? Playing vanilla focus tree unaligned Albania, and not submitting to Italy.
13:00 That move is called Françafrique here :D
“Alright, we’ve just gotta last until 1948, should be pretty relaxing.”
*does a world conquest*
it says survive til 1948 but the videos only 1927
Gotem
"playing hoi4 past 1942 on other then a super computer... will do permanent damage to ur computer"
Me with my gaming laptop playing hoi4:
The UK moved to Central Asia, btw.
They won the Great Game (all it took was France conquering Russia), but at what cost?
The home isles, obviously.
As a french person I am glad to see a world were France doesn't cappitulate because they were relaying on that damn wall. And a France that owns whole of Africa, Russia, UK aanD north America.
And also all my respect for playing Frace 1951
ironically this was one of the first hoi4 achievements I ever got. I don't even have friend in need, but I have this.
I don't live in Paris, I just never take France jokes personally
Doing the math, based on irl ww2 total casualty estimates, the casualties shown toward the end of the war and the previous war’s casualties (taking into account civilian casualties as well), the total casualties by the end if this game could be anywhere between 100 and 500 million people which would be between 1/20 to 1/4 of the entire human population in 1930
There are only a few things in life that are certain. Death, taxes, ISP’s suffering, and the fact that the French will always be the absolute best at protesting against their government.
5:08 literally went through this yesterday. Sucks.
Hey ISP, I know France didn't do too well in ww2 in this world, but in alternate history mod, hoi4 Godspeed they do just great. Godspeed is the mod I've suggested you play in the comment's of 27 videos now.
Godspeed
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@@jayrodthered you forgot the "+ratio", opinion rejected.
This guy is entertaining
As your loyal French subscriber, I can tell you that there is time for everything.
We so gravy fr
If you went to war with Germany over Czechoslovakia you would have yourself an easy victory against an Austrian Painter
That feeling when you know you have the lethal straight achievement but ISP doesn't
7:38 BING CHILLING 🥶
It's time for the funny map man to lose his mind again ( don't worry I already called the asylum )
I hope Paradox will add “Play as all countries in one playthrough” achievement
17:11, bruh noway that my family hometown
Going for this took so long and I have only 167.5 hours but I think it isn't that hard since you can skip joining wars.
If France had remained on the Franco-Belgian border instead of running off into Belgium (the Dyle Plan) it's likely Guderians offensive through the Ardennes would have been a failure, and with that France almost certainly would have won and history would be very different. France wasn't that weak they just had disastrous commanders.
1:07 I feel personally attacked
"France did not do well in WW2" that's a understatement.
i did this vanilla (no DLC) ISP. it is far far worse in vanilla
i cried
this was the easiest achievement for me - I just rushed entente and it broke germany in 1938 without italy being an issue
4:54. The Peninsular War Round 2
"and guess who communist China is allied with" then proceeds to lose it while laughing
France out there teaching small children how to count
I feel like France joining African Union and kicking african nations from it seems reasonable and understandable move to me.
Estonia casually just chilling with it's independents until some French baguettes came in
I can't wait for isp to realise he missed thé success were you have to build like 150 sub beurre 1945 while playing France
Those nuclear bombs were so foul 💀
Bro fixed the Vancouver housing market in one easy step
You can tell that he's a Brit cause of how good he is at making fun of France.