Germany when poland actually gives them Danzig: Hitler: What do we do now? Himmler: Attack the benelux? Hitler: That's our plan? Himmler: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!
I played Poland today, With non historical Ai... I still got invaded by Germany and Russian empire and although russia joined axis they created the entente and now I was at war with France, Uk, Russia and Germany, and it got so bad that every country except US and Canada was at war with me. I killed 6 million Germans and 6 million russians while losing 3.2 million polish guys. I had to go all adults serve and died. Whats even worse is that i couldve beat germany if France and UK did not have military access with their 1.2k defence troops
Classic ahistorical Poland. I had a nice run as Falangist Poland when we backstabbed Third Reich when they were deep into war with reborn Russian Empire, got a very unfair bit of land (way more than we should due to how much we captured defenseless land from Germans) and lived for like one year before Entente decided to attack my ally that stayed out of the war - Franco. Poland versus world spanning Entente seems to be a staple of ahistorical Poland :P
Finally someone remembers about sanationist path. It gets overshadoved by monarchist ones, but it's really not that bad. I'd even say it's the best one gameplaywise, since you get high-risk high-reward with buffs.
@@kecekemet yeah, no cores is it's main issue. But it's not terrible. Maxed out April Constitution gives insane bonuses, but when you get there you don't have much to spend all your pp on. That one 10% smaller experienced soldier losses is really useful against the Soviets, you can get advisors from other paths, there's a 35 days focus that gives you 2x50% land doctrine bonus, neutral Rydz-Śmigły is pretty good country leader, and you can expand both into baltics and Czechoslovakia. The problem is that when you have NSB, monarchist paths can grant you cored land much faster. Who the heck thought it'd be a good idea to make recreation of the Commonwealth require 80% compliance? By the time you get there, it's already 1947.
na bro the truth is paradox is a bunch of pricks and they overbuffed germany meanwhile technologically germany in 1939 was pretty weak so its really hard to defend poland in 1939
@@StudioFrontlinethe fact that tanks saved the day was obvious but thanks for the tips im now gonna add radios and logistics i didnt even think of that tho
this is actualy one of the least optimal and objectivly weak aproach to poland run in hoi 4 , the strongest ones are in the monarchic focuses for Poland
It that would be real and Poland would win world war II we woudnt had now lgbt innlegal imigrants and fucking putin with war. Reality is often disappointing
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Men sad, men see Poland, men click, men watch, men happy.
Russians angry, everyone else, happy
Germans Annoyed watching this vid
@@joseworld9380 Annoyed are only neo-nazi thinking their country is great for killing millions
@@joseworld9380 nah germans see this as just pure revenge
@@Freddy_Fazbear_and_Witherred that makes men even more happy
Its funny how the most recognizable polish song is actually about drugs addiction.
It became one because people do not even think about translating the lyrics
@@user-gg9zv4vd3l westerners actually knowing anything about other languages? Impossible
@@user-sl7ie9te5rit’s not westerner specific
Hey, Hey, Hey Sokoły
@@robertoa.rojasamer8606 Omijajcie, góry lasy doły!
Hitler: “I got a plan”
Poland: “You always got a plan, Adolf”
Hitler: “This is a good one”
I tried, Adolf, and i did it
@@_umkakot1k *i tried, in the end, i did
So... does Poland can now go to space?
Irl they’ve been to space in 1982
@@Polandandfrance7051 But they will go to space by 1945 in this world!
💪@@PlatinumGaming67
no
Cóż w Regnum Poloniae jeszcze jak🇵🇱
Germany when poland actually gives them Danzig:
Hitler: What do we do now?
Himmler: Attack the benelux?
Hitler: That's our plan?
Himmler: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go!
3:10 this song is about taking drugs and commit suicide
Cool
That's what happens if u play hoi4
@@chrysler238thats how i feel rn
No, its about being on drugs hungover and wondering about getting high again
hey stop drilling you already struck oil
Polska może w kosmos z tym jednym 🍷🔥🔥🗿💯💯🔥🦅💯
It sounds so fucking bad in Polish
Pacanie
Polak był w kosmosie
@@MaurycyBarski1768 Wiem, kaktusie 🍷🗿
@@Mateo43561 why?
Z tym jednym czym??? Google translator?
Pov: least powerfull Poland enjoyer
The ending is a masterclass 🤌
I played Poland today, With non historical Ai... I still got invaded by Germany and Russian empire and although russia joined axis they created the entente and now I was at war with France, Uk, Russia and Germany, and it got so bad that every country except US and Canada was at war with me. I killed 6 million Germans and 6 million russians while losing 3.2 million polish guys. I had to go all adults serve and died. Whats even worse is that i couldve beat germany if France and UK did not have military access with their 1.2k defence troops
average poland war be like:
skill issue
Classic ahistorical Poland. I had a nice run as Falangist Poland when we backstabbed Third Reich when they were deep into war with reborn Russian Empire, got a very unfair bit of land (way more than we should due to how much we captured defenseless land from Germans) and lived for like one year before Entente decided to attack my ally that stayed out of the war - Franco. Poland versus world spanning Entente seems to be a staple of ahistorical Poland :P
They're repaired Russia to not be in costant civil war or you just suck ass ?
avg interaction with neighbours for Poland:
Finally someone remembers about sanationist path.
It gets overshadoved by monarchist ones, but it's really not that bad.
I'd even say it's the best one gameplaywise, since you get high-risk high-reward with buffs.
Pretty shit to be honest no cores, no shit, takes a lot of time to finish. A tragedy
@@kecekemet yeah, no cores is it's main issue. But it's not terrible. Maxed out April Constitution gives insane bonuses, but when you get there you don't have much to spend all your pp on.
That one 10% smaller experienced soldier losses is really useful against the Soviets, you can get advisors from other paths, there's a 35 days focus that gives you 2x50% land doctrine bonus, neutral Rydz-Śmigły is pretty good country leader, and you can expand both into baltics and Czechoslovakia.
The problem is that when you have NSB, monarchist paths can grant you cored land much faster.
Who the heck thought it'd be a good idea to make recreation of the Commonwealth require 80% compliance? By the time you get there, it's already 1947.
Omsk will strike back.....
The great trial is coming
wrong
wrong: sulfuric acid !!!
this video was fact checked by real polish patriots
Nooo gościu za ten odcineczek masz łapkę w górę, oddał Gdańsk by podbić Berlin 😎😎😎😎
Veryyyyy gud for a new hoi4 youtuber 👌👌🤌🤌👌👌🤌👌👌🤌🤌👌🤌🤌
Chwała Wielkiej Polski jest Wieczna
Lil bro it is just a game 😂😂😂😂😂
@@User57537 lol lil upainian mad cuz they dont have history XDDDDDD
@@Har1ByWorldtheir story is about k1lling and r@ping children.
Thanks for this video. Love from Poland!😊😊
The American Venom goes hard
2:25 I'm ukrainian and undersdanding this song💀
I know it too and i dont even speak polish
+ but im Russian
You're severly underrated! Amazing Video!
5:05 the great trial gonna get you (im not fan of TNO I rather play TWR)
Poland: Pole sad, Pole see Poland, Pole watch, Pole Happy
Russia: Rus happy, Rus see, Rus watch, Rus spam propaganda
first time watching one of your videos and I am already invested
great vid the editing is really good
JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINĘŁA PÓKI MY ŻYJEMY,
Appreciate the RDR2 references
Polish march trough Berlin and Moscow
Best ending
Thank for Zajebisty music ❤😂😂😂
Last two seconds of the video = Nujabes - Aruarian Dance
5:03 YAZOV🖤💛🤍
POLAND MENTIONED !!! 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥🔥
Best music ever 🥰
tylko jedno w głowie mam
Wait ironman wasnt on tho
The song is actually extremely depressing.
Its about how a guy ruined his life with cocaine
GG
id bet my money that the ussr lost more men in the naval invasions than on the front itself
Good guess...
can you make a video where you show your templates plz i need good templates i suck at the game and need help
@@nphax2008 ill give u good templates
@@dylanram4653 thank you
pov: when you know what this song means 💀💀💀💀
the video: 🇵🇱🔥
the music:💀💀💀
Polish pride world wide 🥲
Oh sh*t they found the true meaning of life gtg to the other universe...
buy this guy DLCs please, his poland isn't even DLC 😭
Finally a new video
Tylko jedno w głowie mam koksu pięć gram
Huge W🇵🇱🗿
Very gut day today❤
IT'S POLAND MARSTON, GERMANY!
Edit:DAMN, I GOT PINNED FOR RDR 2 LINE!
Edit2:I'M NOT PINNED ANYMORE!😢
lmao, great video
Common Commonwealth W
Nareszcie POLSKA
Very good
rush e in the backround
You know that Polish cow's theme is about drugs right?
no
Polska górą
what infantry template do you use cuz since the new update my infantry seem to have been nerfed?
Why no Ironman?
POLSKA GÓROM!
Yippie
Niech żyje Polska!!
I typed this using a flake of dead skin 💀
That was great.
my length of the vid bar goes beyond the screen and comments its a glitch rigth 😳
Like I say everytime war is war someone die and someone win and someone will try hard poland
tylko jedno w glowie mam, koksu 5 gram...
In real life, if this played out and Poles were near Moscow, the Germans would swoop in from the West, taking literally everything.
Poland if it was cool
When the polish reich would acctually have a better Führer
Nahh if you're a real Pole you can't give away Danzig to Germany
na bro the truth is paradox is a bunch of pricks and they overbuffed germany meanwhile technologically germany in 1939 was pretty weak so its really hard to defend poland in 1939
Nice bro !
This music…
Go play Historical Poland: Redux
Cypis - Tylko jedno w głowie mam
what's your template for your infantry and tanks?
is this even possible to play like this xD ?
POLSKAAA GROMAAAA
playset: ur mom 💀
SUBSCRIBED ! 👍
Whats with Omsk?
👍Great video like and subscribe👍👍👍👍👍👍
What division template do you use?
could you like do a video where you show the templates you use plz
I don't think a video would be the best idea. The key of success are artillery, radios and logistics (also tanks saved my game).
@@StudioFrontlinethe fact that tanks saved the day was obvious but thanks for the tips im now gonna add radios and logistics i didnt even think of that tho
Song name at 4:50 ?
Cypis-gdzie jest biały węgorz(zejście)
Thanks
This video looks like it was made by a youtuber named doober goober with a dog wearing a russian hat as his profile picutre 4 years ago.
aslo the video would have 2.1 million views and the top comment would have 4.6k likes.
this is actualy one of the least optimal and objectivly weak aproach to poland run in hoi 4 , the strongest ones are in the monarchic focuses for Poland
what is yur design tank and template of infantery pls
5:48 song name?
American Venom rdr2 soundtrack
No DLC
We could play together ??? Pls
5:01 song?
Jak!?
i will make poland great agein
What is the template?
i am from poland
why are all your divs so low strength 😭😭😭
2:31 song name?
Just type polish cow
Next time be realistic plz.
this is a game not a mapping video
no ur mom ;)
nice video btw
Tbh only take inspiration from swinceball and stop doing those memes wnd stuff like that, talpperi e aristo are pretty cringe tbh
It that would be real and Poland would win world war II we woudnt had now lgbt innlegal imigrants and fucking putin with war. Reality is often disappointing