That Time When Cocaine Was In EVERYTHING | Random Thursday

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  • @joescott
    @joescott  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    All right, after getting... oh, 500 or so comments about this, let me clarify my "vaping" line. Many are pointing out that the deaths that made such a splash in the media were from black market THC cartridges and not nicotine cartridges. That's a fair point. I didn't put a lot of rigor into my research on that, because that wasn't the point of the video. It wasn't even the point of the line, I was simply arguing that today we use stimulants as much as we ever did. So I suppose that was a bit of a boof on my part, but this isn't some kind of anti-vaping video, I don't care if someone wants to vape, I'm sure it's far better than smoking - I've even done a little of it myself.
    Now, let's go back to laughing at the dumbass who spilled wine all over himself.

    • @Dr_Andracca
      @Dr_Andracca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      As you said, "People are going to people" and on the internet, people are pedantic as fuck. Source: Look up "How to pronounce 'Gif'". No one can, or will agree on how it is pronounced.

    • @djschultz1970
      @djschultz1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Fair game, Joe. You are certainly not an idiot. One of the smartest guys I have never met (on youtube). But we are all wrong sometimes, and make mistakes often. Realizing our mistakes is how we learn new things. Being wrong about something is just as good, or even better than, being right.

    • @djschultz1970
      @djschultz1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And your skit with the wine spilling, dollar bills, etc.... was comic gold. Better than anything SNL has done for over 2 decades.

    • @reshpeck
      @reshpeck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm just disappointed that you didn't use the ubiquitous red X in the infomercial bit. That red thumbs-down just didn't do it for me.

    • @cameronpritchett7512
      @cameronpritchett7512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You should do a video on vaping and make a clearer more educated opinion on it then.

  • @Lightning9060
    @Lightning9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3092

    Thia guy spilled wine on himself for your entertainment...
    I think he deserves a like

    • @Tuvok_Shakur
      @Tuvok_Shakur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm guessing it was juice, but it stains nontheless

    • @Lightning9060
      @Lightning9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yea I thought afterwards it could have been blaxk currant juice but still that was a light shirt and a small video clip

    • @DiMacky24
      @DiMacky24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Lightning9060 He's in America, so it was probably not black currant juice, that stuff is super expensive since currant imports are illegal.

    • @Lightning9060
      @Lightning9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahahahahahah oh america....

    • @Lis-ek9wm
      @Lis-ek9wm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing! Dedication.

  • @RobertWF42
    @RobertWF42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2262

    "At the time cocaine was perfectly legal . . ." Now we know why everyone spoke so fast and energetically in old-timey movies and radio programs. :-)

    • @boomin.22
      @boomin.22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      RobertWF42 right you had to be off that shit to coin terms like “ohh gosh golly” 😂

    • @fritzhanszirkel4185
      @fritzhanszirkel4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      RobertWF42 It’s actually because those old time movies are speed up, because the framerate at which the camera recorded the film is to low for modern digital screens to show so the footage is speed up which makes the people move and speak slightly faster

    • @waynebeatty7331
      @waynebeatty7331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya-C😜

    • @fryncyaryorvjink2140
      @fryncyaryorvjink2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Probably how Babe Ruth hit all those homers

    • @LegendShadowsZz
      @LegendShadowsZz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fritz HansZirkel r/woosh

  • @frogington3892
    @frogington3892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "Now you can have your coke and drink it too" is the most underrated line I've ever heard

    • @lukwsager190
      @lukwsager190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or is it?

    • @musicacrossages8471
      @musicacrossages8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lukwsager190 lol...it is, isn't it?

    • @dancingfirefly7761
      @dancingfirefly7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @christopherboucher2887
      @christopherboucher2887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best.. info-mercial... ever...

    • @NM50555
      @NM50555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see what you did here!
      So many "play-on-words"..
      Most underrated "line" lol..

  • @BirdTurdMemes
    @BirdTurdMemes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5021

    in 100 years it will be
    *that time when sugar was in everything*

    • @greta8849
      @greta8849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      "sugar was found to be more addictive than cocaine and heroin combined"

    • @ALPHAROYCE
      @ALPHAROYCE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      true

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@greta8849 I'm not sure how but I think by combining these 2 you will either get no effect or just the stronger one.

    • @steevevveeyoutube
      @steevevveeyoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Cyanide he’s not talking about the effect of the drugs combined, he’s talking about the addictiveness each of them have

    • @itzwoody1649
      @itzwoody1649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Cyanide mixing heroin with coke is actually very popular

  • @dancingfirefly7761
    @dancingfirefly7761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Ah, the good old days! Our grandparents walked to school barefoot, uphill both ways, worked on the farm before and after school, dug their own outhouses, and refreshed themselves with Cocaine-Cola. 😳

    • @createartmarxs7705
      @createartmarxs7705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @doxasophosmoros
      @doxasophosmoros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It explains why now... Hahaha ...

    • @juliemclain5841
      @juliemclain5841 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha!

    • @agalah408
      @agalah408 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Much better than living in a brown paper bag in a septic tank

  • @juliao1255
    @juliao1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I was laughing so hard at your Vin Mariano commercial that I had to pause the video! "There's got to be a better way." I just love this channel.

    • @Parzival0
      @Parzival0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God that shit nearly made me wake up the house.

  • @HPsawus
    @HPsawus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    the guy to invent carbonated water must have been like:
    *sips water* mmmmm... i wish this hurt to drink

    • @nootnootimaboot8798
      @nootnootimaboot8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      and had somehow less, but impressively worse flavor

    • @Hardts
      @Hardts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I love when drinking hurts me.

    • @the6ix665
      @the6ix665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Generic And Unfunny wow I actually bursted out laughing at this comment. Thank you sir

    • @samurphy
      @samurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@nootnootimaboot8798 CO2 dissolved in water makes small amounts of carbonic acid, which is what gives carbonated water it's distinctive taste which takes a ton of sugar to overcome to make things like Coca Cola.

    • @joey19xx73
      @joey19xx73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sprite burns so good thooo

  • @cj0248
    @cj0248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    You mean the time when company’s actually made decent products

    • @xuavrice2338
      @xuavrice2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Ok boomer

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@xuavrice2338 ok gen Z kiddie

    • @unky5724
      @unky5724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Misanthrope boomer alert

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@unky5724 gen z kiddie alert ... and I'm born 1989 which doesnt count as a boomer

    • @barbarat5729
      @barbarat5729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Companies. Companies.
      If he were a boomer he would probably know the difference between a plural and a possessive.

  • @Riurelia
    @Riurelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Be careful not to spill your wine and cocaine juice"
    I've seen this video several times and that line gets me every time.

    • @cassidy4743
      @cassidy4743 ปีที่แล้ว

      It reminds me of the video "Black hole sun" by Soundgarden.😆

  • @ryantwombly720
    @ryantwombly720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Way too much fun was had in this video. Love it. Who needs crack when you’ve got Random Thursday?

    • @jsteinman
      @jsteinman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Twombly joe is a form of crack

    • @bigfish8555
      @bigfish8555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meh

    • @10aDowningStreet
      @10aDowningStreet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jsteinman More like craic, eh, that's the healthy Irish verity.

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Andro mache you know, the nazis were on meth too

    • @Em4gdn1m
      @Em4gdn1m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me. I'm highly addicted to both.

  • @d1o1a1
    @d1o1a1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Best quote in this video “people gonna be people “. Perfect.

    • @pianoraves
      @pianoraves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm sure he said "people gonna people"

  • @whiterabbit4606
    @whiterabbit4606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "People gonna people." That's the heart of Stoicism right there.
    Keep up the good work, man.

  • @andrasbiro3007
    @andrasbiro3007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I drink only Nuka Cola, that's the true energy drink. It contains roughly 50 million calories.

    • @Terrus_38
      @Terrus_38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So it's twenty daily needs of calories (don't mix calories with kilocalories). Hmm... Maybe in atomic times we will need this much.

    • @OatmealGrillBlazer
      @OatmealGrillBlazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it’s not vegan if it comes from cows

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't forget about that radiant glow

    • @jager4508
      @jager4508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah yes, a epic gamer

    • @ceciliaageofaquarius1225
      @ceciliaageofaquarius1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

  • @CyanideOwl
    @CyanideOwl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    I never drink soda anymore.
    Only water, milk, Blood and sometimes tea with lemon for me thank you very much.

    • @lilmumjpg
      @lilmumjpg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Blood ‘,:/

    • @magnusbjarni
      @magnusbjarni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait, what's that in the middle?

    • @khaleddawoud9018
      @khaleddawoud9018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      One of these things is like not the other

    • @barbarat5729
      @barbarat5729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That milk is HORRIBLE for you (if it's cow's milk).

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, what is blood really, if not the milk of man. . .

  • @naffal1538
    @naffal1538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "It was said to give you energy, strength, vitality and wings"
    redbull?

    • @shanekeenaNYC
      @shanekeenaNYC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Red bull gives you wings!

    • @lauramuse910
      @lauramuse910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to think of that 😂

    • @TheCountess666
      @TheCountess666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That... was the joke.

    • @abramslion1
      @abramslion1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Cocaine in a can baby"

  • @ComputerGarageLLC
    @ComputerGarageLLC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    the wine and coke skit -- priceless!

  • @RockHudrock
    @RockHudrock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Not sure why, but this makes me want a CocaCola with real ‘coke’

    • @bloodmoneyhistory6845
      @bloodmoneyhistory6845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bob Sullivan me too😭😭

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Crackhead

    • @max010113
      @max010113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      just get them separately and mix

    • @ceciliaageofaquarius1225
      @ceciliaageofaquarius1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You hippie you. 😏

    • @13crazydaisies
      @13crazydaisies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I looked it up online because I was curious and it's not what we all think. Apparently the cocaine in coke was pretty much inactive. Coka Cola incorporated coco leaf, a non narcotic strain. It's kind if like hemp seed being referred to as cannabis even though it's inactive. If you mixed straight up party cocaine in soda, you wouldn't really notice much because it would take a ton, because cocaine doesn't really work orally. Essentially, it would be a waste of time and money.

  • @shrimpbisque
    @shrimpbisque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Fun fact: my dad thought Coca-Cola still had cocaine in it in the modern day. He was somehow convinced that the Coca-Cola Company was legally allowed to purchase cocaine, and that they used it in their Coke recipe, but just not as much as in the old days.

    • @jacealbine
      @jacealbine ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They still use the cocoa leaves for flavouring, but they have to process the active cocaine out of it. So it does have cocaine, at first, but then it's extracted.

    • @FamousHomegrown
      @FamousHomegrown 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Your dad is correct. It has Coca leave extract in the flavouring. They actually lobbied the government to make coca illegal back in the day. They succeeded with the caveat that they alone were allowed to import and use it. The law hasn't changed

  • @thedudegrowsfood284
    @thedudegrowsfood284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Now we know why everybody is so fast and jerky in all of those silent newsreels.

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and everyone is so sooth today because of.... meth?

    • @thedudegrowsfood284
      @thedudegrowsfood284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CarFreeSegnitz Oxycontin

    • @johtomaster9229
      @johtomaster9229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Satan's Spinach

    • @boring7823
      @boring7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว


      Though I do wish they would bother to play those things at the right frame rate, it's easy nowadays.

  • @DeKosta
    @DeKosta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I wouldn't mind having a bottle of that Vin Mariani at home. For occasions. Just saying.

    • @ffmpinkie7496
      @ffmpinkie7496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @fraggle23
      @fraggle23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So get some Bordeaux and stick some cocaine in it ???? Nobody's stopping you

    • @Megadextrious
      @Megadextrious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fraggle23 that’s the spirit!

    • @nickb2208
      @nickb2208 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah like every meal.

    • @mikes-bmedic5484
      @mikes-bmedic5484 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Occasions would be everyday!!! Just saying as well!!!! 😜

  • @W4rfire
    @W4rfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Its a common missunderstanding to discuss decriminalizing drugs in context of "how harmful are they, can we decriminalize them?". Its just the wrong question, the issue is that the impact of drugs is clearly much worse whenever they are criminalized, no matter how much harm they do in the first place.

    • @myblacklab7
      @myblacklab7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, and it's appalling that American society didn't learn its lesson after Prohibition.
      I think alcohol is one of the absolute worst drugs on the planet, and almost everyone knows multiple people whose lives were ended or ruined by alcohol, but for some reason America has given alcohol a monopoly over the world of recreational drugs... although cannabis is starting to make inroads there, thank goodness.

  • @sunnyd5565
    @sunnyd5565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    “People gonna people” -legendary quote from Joe Scott

  • @shaggydudegaming
    @shaggydudegaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Man am I glad I live in a time when TH-cam exists.

    • @apparently2
      @apparently2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a mixed blessing.

    • @bcubed72
      @bcubed72 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pissed I don't live in a time when Vin Mariani existed.

  • @johnsumner2987
    @johnsumner2987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dude. That wine cocaine skit had me rolling. You trip me out every video, keep it up dude.

  • @Mariagcd2001
    @Mariagcd2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    Joe: “just stop drinking sodas, it’s really bad for you”
    Me: *sips my Pepsi* well that’s a shame

    • @AmberAmber
      @AmberAmber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Teehee!!!

    • @stackflow343
      @stackflow343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      People who nag you for drinking soda are as annoying as people who nag you for smoking. We already know it's not healthy - we just don't care.

    • @iainballas
      @iainballas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@stackflow343 "You know that stuff'll kill you, right?" -My mom
      "When?" -Me in a depressive phase.

    • @Alex-mp5xe
      @Alex-mp5xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @yellowleaf still annoying

    • @purplefire2834
      @purplefire2834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also like... Did he mean sodas with sugar? Or all sodas? (As in, is it the sugar or the carbonation that's bad? He seems to have meant the sugar but it wasn't totally clear)

  • @deleted-user0
    @deleted-user0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That "your mom" joke was actually insane. Immature, but always hilarious.

  • @hiratiomasterson4009
    @hiratiomasterson4009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    It used to be in everything, these days it's just up my financial advisor's nostrils...

  • @TheKaiser-pf8fr
    @TheKaiser-pf8fr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hi Joe! I just want to say how much I love your videos, and how much more excited they make me about science. I am in 8th grade, and last year I had the best science teacher I had ever had, and probably will ever have. His sense of humor, love for what he did and all of his students really made the class amazing. I switched schools this year, so I no longer get to be in that environment that I loved so much. However, all of your videos are like a reminder to my 7th grade science class. Your sense of humor, the way you explain things and make real world connections and jokes are just how he taught. I just want to say thank you, for everything that you do Mr. Scott.

  • @hennah3300
    @hennah3300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Im binge watching your vids since last night and I can’t stop, the sarcasm, the realness. I just love it!

  • @ChrisBennett3639
    @ChrisBennett3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You are so good at this thing, Joe.
    May The Wind blow the tumbleweeds from your path!

  • @MJ-zl6yp
    @MJ-zl6yp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You like coke, you like wine. Doing both is hard!

  • @Australian_Made
    @Australian_Made 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your "promotional Ad" [Vinnie Mars] was as good as any Advert from the Weird Al Yankovic movie, "UHF".
    What a hoot !!! 😂😁😁😁

  • @eddiedonlin8936
    @eddiedonlin8936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Informative and funny as hell...yep, I'm watching a Joe video. Great work man!

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm drinking a glass of Bordeaux right now. I'm very disappointed with it after watching this video.

  • @liljafamilyaccount7306
    @liljafamilyaccount7306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I stopped drinking soda 3 months ago and it's incredible how much better I feel.

  • @EricDec
    @EricDec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The intro joke was never ending...
    and I've enjoyed every single second of it!

  • @thorboy666
    @thorboy666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Can't wait for the 60s to comeback.
    I mean 2060s.

    • @arsenymakarov6961
      @arsenymakarov6961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think we wouldn't be able to get that far this time if 40s are also coming back

    • @aereilly5818
      @aereilly5818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll be dead.

    • @Half_Finis
      @Half_Finis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ww3 will have happened within 2060. atleast a war within the European Union

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People in 2060: what!?, people used to drive deathly cars instead of the autopilot cars? No way!

    • @djschultz1970
      @djschultz1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn you, time travelers!. but oops, you just told us we discover time travel in 2060. Paradox onward!

  • @jeffhoward1222
    @jeffhoward1222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This explains why my grandparents could walk to school uphill both ways.

  • @peacockluke
    @peacockluke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe you have such a wide range of topics on your channel and I find myself enjoying all of them. Thank you for making the world a better place by making us all think more. You Sir, are a legend.

  • @daveayerstdavies
    @daveayerstdavies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "The 18th century" is not the same as "the 18 hundreds".

    • @k0b128
      @k0b128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ClariFi can't tell if that sarcasm gonna assume that is isn't and in that case NO IT IS NOT

    • @aqilardi5266
      @aqilardi5266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @ClariFi 18th century is 1700s...

    • @spinnyboijesus
      @spinnyboijesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ClariFi lmao rethink what you just said

    • @jackolson4808
      @jackolson4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ClariFi 18th century: 1701-1799,
      1800s: 1800-1899

    • @bongoman9578
      @bongoman9578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jackolson4808 *1700

  • @leoremon7385
    @leoremon7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Vin Mariani commercial was everything 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PigRipperLAW
    @PigRipperLAW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Drugs are not the issue. Purity and knowledge of safest usage practices is the issue. Ignorance is the danger.

  • @silviosaecios5187
    @silviosaecios5187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "Wine with a extra kick of cocaine" "Get lit today" hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah Very funny, Crazy funny.

    • @tammywilson1638
      @tammywilson1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now only (legally) available in Portugal 😉

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, with EXTRA cocaine?

  • @dianekessler5842
    @dianekessler5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant! Laughing myself sick while learning something. How great is that!

  • @wk3isme70
    @wk3isme70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe, man, my dude. People are dying from “vaping” black market thc cartridges that have been cut with a thickening agent containing vitamin e acetate causing lipid pneumonia and other issues. 6 ppl have died. 400+ admitted to hospitals. I only wanted to tell you this bc of the misinformation being reported and spread by major news outlets. Ive been vaping very low nicotine for 10yrs after smoking for 25. I breathe better everyday. I love your channel and respect the hell out of you. Thanks

    • @PenneyThoughts
      @PenneyThoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats on quitting the cancer sticks! I'm also long time vaper (7 years) and former smoker too (1.5 PaD for 27 years). And yes, all the vape misinformation being spread is driving me nuts too. Really hate seeing Joe being a victim of it.

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is what happens when Congress is completely broken and non-functioning. Any functioning government would have recognized that these markets need the same regulatory practices as the alcohol and tobacco industries. Or any other product that goes into a human body. But instead of putting those in place years ago, they've let every Dick, Tom, And Harry produce and distribute the stuff. Now everyone wonders why people are getting harmed by them. Not trying to make it political, but I predicted this when I first saw e-cigs getting popular years ago.

    • @wk3isme70
      @wk3isme70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DirtyBlastard agreed. We need responsible science based regulation. But as long as states and the federal government are losing millions of dollars in Master Settlement money, and tobacco companies losing their lifelong customers, vaping will be demonized. Attacked, and spun into anything they can to kill it. Sadly, they have waited until its a multi-billion dollar a year industry and are going about it horribly. Between big tobacco lobbyist, big pharma lobbyist, and the poor marketing practices of a very small part of the e-liquid manufacturing community, all it took was a few groups chanting “save the kids” and some backroom dope dealers flooding the black market with very bad shit for a few bucks, and its now a perfect storm to kill an industry that aims at offering an alternative product to the one that we know factually causes 480,000 tobacco related deaths each year in our country alone. It makes me sick to know the truth, yet see this happening. #ivapeivote

    • @SteveArnold43
      @SteveArnold43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I quit smoking and started vaping 5 years ago, when my doctor told me that if I didn't quit my two pack a day habit, it wouldn't live to see my kids graduate high school. I went in last year and he said that he was so proud of my progress and that my lungs looked like I had never smoked. When I told him I had been vaping for the last three years and it was the reason I was able to quit. He said he didn't know much but the results speak for themselves, and whatever I was doing, I should keep it up.

    • @PenneyThoughts
      @PenneyThoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wk3isme70 Nice hash tag, I'm using it. :-)
      #iVapeiVote

  • @insertwittyprofilenamehere
    @insertwittyprofilenamehere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Lmao! I love the Vin Mariani "commercial"

    • @RachelAnnPotter
      @RachelAnnPotter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The skits on this channel are gold

  • @foreverjune8
    @foreverjune8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I finally understand why people are so fond of "good old times".

  • @panrick
    @panrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:46 that bit genuinely made me chuckle. good job.

  • @RichardBronosky
    @RichardBronosky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I hope that someday we'll look back on sugar being added to everything just as crazy as cocaine being in everything.

    • @KalRandom
      @KalRandom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, it is in about everything. The one that gets me is canned vegetables.

    • @SoloAdvocate
      @SoloAdvocate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KalRandom Depending on the Vegetable it could be its own sugar content, of course they could still add sugar on top of that.
      Many things occur naturally with sugar content, the problem is that we add more with refined sugars. Sugar is already in most things, the real problem is how much added sugar there is.

    • @dr.feelgood2358
      @dr.feelgood2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also caffeine

    • @RichardBronosky
      @RichardBronosky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DR. Feelgood I'm all for people having the freedom to consume what they want. Caffeine is easy to avoid. The problem is that avoiding sugar is near impossible. Basically, if you don't make it yourself it has added sugar.

    • @aereilly5818
      @aereilly5818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real Devil is HFCS!

  • @KW-Houston
    @KW-Houston 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your infommercial is CLASSIC!!!!

  • @Tusiriakest
    @Tusiriakest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Portuguese here. Can vouch for the depenalisation of all drugs

    • @aaronsmith6632
      @aaronsmith6632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is society like with them all legalized? (You should do a Reddit AMA.)

    • @ashleysmith1276
      @ashleysmith1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh, you said depenalise.

    • @woodrow6155
      @woodrow6155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aaronsmith6632 free from coercion.

    • @gregkinney2565
      @gregkinney2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      depenalise=removal of the penis

  • @nicosmind3
    @nicosmind3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When people talk about the "good old days" this is what theyre referring to.

    • @micheleparker8123
      @micheleparker8123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @Luchingador
      @Luchingador 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      doing cocaine on the way to the nazi rally.

    • @bradlemmond
      @bradlemmond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup, cocaine drops for the baby and good, old timey racism.

    • @erynlasgalen1949
      @erynlasgalen1949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bradlemmond I suspect the racism was just the selling point used to justify more government control. The other popular excuse is for the good of the kids.

  • @sarahmichaud5513
    @sarahmichaud5513 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Infomercials bit- NAILED IT 😂

  • @LegionKilo
    @LegionKilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    American Society 1912: "We're losing our morality over cocaine!"
    Catholic Priests: "lol, yep"

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Portugal decriminalized *drug use* , not drugs themselves. Trafficking is still very much illegal. This means people carrying small doses which are for personal consumption alone aren't going to jail, but people selling drugs absolutely do. The users are instead advised to go to a location where they can use the drug under medical supervision, and where they also get counseling to encourage them to quit.

    • @xponen
      @xponen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That mean Users can get medical attention without being arrested!

  • @AlisCorner
    @AlisCorner 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I feel like something thats left out of most history books is just how whacked on drugs humans have been for most of history, especially the last 200 years.

  • @theknightly1
    @theknightly1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Did you just 'your mom', at this time, almost 12 thousand people? Lmfao

    • @johnsmith1077
      @johnsmith1077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And there was a pic of Stifler's mom :D:D:D

  • @kylorenkardashian5518
    @kylorenkardashian5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    😂🤣😂🤣 Joe, this video was fantastic! I loved the back n fourth with yourself in the beginning, but my favorite was the wine/cocaine commercial hahahaha 🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️

  • @robotjack2193
    @robotjack2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've read some articles published in medical journals advocating for legalizing the coca leaves. Apparently in Peru and the area, people carry several around with them and just chew bits of them all day. The amount of actual cocaine in the leaves makes it about on par with drinking coffee, as far the high and increased energy. If I'm not mistaken, the thinking was that the experience was similar enough to cocaine but with such reduced risk that it would lower illegal cocaine use by a large percent. I can see that, personally.
    Just thought I'd mention that.

    • @philipr.6090
      @philipr.6090 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting info, thank you. 🙂

  • @Bengals6211
    @Bengals6211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Ah, cocaine! The only snow you'll see in south Texas.

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That and the mountains of sugar you heathens put in each glass of tea.

    • @PinkShades
      @PinkShades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lived in Corpus Christi when hurricane Harvey hit. Later that year in 2017, it literally snowed enough to blanket the streets. I'm convinced some of it was coke.

    • @dustin628
      @dustin628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ChipLeader, same goes for Phoenix AZ!

    • @anthonyc4138
      @anthonyc4138 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Shkunk1
    @Shkunk1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    When cocaine was in everything......
    You mean the 80s?

    • @Thelango99
      @Thelango99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, the 1880's.

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thelango99 YEAH

  • @charlieteneyck6797
    @charlieteneyck6797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That mock commercial had my riling on the floor! 🤣

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do a video on vaping. I believe it’s not as clear cut of a topic as many news sources would have you believe

    • @badwolf1984
      @badwolf1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i second that, but please do the research,

  • @scifience8297
    @scifience8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Please do a video on the Zodiac killer suspects

    • @fuxyews2177
      @fuxyews2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's Ted Cruz. Every other option was planted by Ted Cruz to throw you off the scent.
      "i did it! I'm the zodiac killer!!"
      -Ted Cruz , probably

    • @thorboy666
      @thorboy666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's toby from the office.

    • @Pantherblack
      @Pantherblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cease and desist letter from Ted Cruz incoming.

  • @xfodude8511
    @xfodude8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was thinking about subscribing because of the wine spill - I told myself if I saw sources in the description then I'd sub. You just gained a new subscriber - these videos ROCK.

  • @JohnsGuineaPigs
    @JohnsGuineaPigs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Also known as Kyle juice." you bloody legend

  • @ASMRMrA
    @ASMRMrA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is your best video I've seen. Informative, interesting, charming and really funny. Love you man

  • @CoralReaper707
    @CoralReaper707 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The 1800's were wild, man.

  • @darrenkrivit6854
    @darrenkrivit6854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Just what I need to get me going in the morning, Joe and cocaine😎

  • @scubaguy007
    @scubaguy007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Throw a little water in there.” 🤣😂🤣

  • @RachelAnnPotter
    @RachelAnnPotter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Vine Mariani, get lit today!" 💀🤣

  • @edwardethridge1483
    @edwardethridge1483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good job Joe! Very good video! You’re the only one so far I’ve heard that actually reported about Portugal, good for you! 🤛😎

  • @rossh2386
    @rossh2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Joe: There was cocaine in soda back in the day
    Me: Oh was there

    • @yabadabbadabbadoo9226
      @yabadabbadabbadoo9226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ross h23 who’s Joe?

    • @Digidi4
      @Digidi4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yabadabbadabbadoo9226 😂

    • @monicah5376
      @monicah5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya ba Dabba Dabba doo joe momma

  • @creamygoodness42
    @creamygoodness42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've genuinely watched this at least 5 times since you uploaded it Joe and it's still so enjoyable. I only just noticed the baby's eyes getting bigger. Hilarious

  • @mamamillwright458
    @mamamillwright458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love how Paul Ruebens is in an anti drug commercial but then plays in Blow
    "It isn't glamorous or cool"....
    "Did you guys see how glamorous and cool I was in blow?"

  • @trashaimgamer7822
    @trashaimgamer7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How often do I drink soda? Once a month maybe. I usually just drink tap water.

  • @anshulsharma9424
    @anshulsharma9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your comic timing is really good

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “It’s not like, a LOT of cocain” is never a good thing to hear.

    • @thehandliesthandle
      @thehandliesthandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Low doses of it isnt bad, the problem is its very "more-ish" so people go crazy with it. Low doses wouldnt be any worse then having a cup of coffee

    • @OneEyeDollar6
      @OneEyeDollar6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thehandliesthandle more-ish is a very good way to describe coke lol

    • @bananabot151
      @bananabot151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s always a good thing to hear

    • @jamesowens7176
      @jamesowens7176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My daughter's description of cocaine addiction: "you're wondering who you can sell your mother to for the next hit". Maybe there's a dose so low to be non-addictive, but I'll never chance that.

  • @jardelelias5625
    @jardelelias5625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was drinking soda at the beginning of this video. That felt weird.

  • @DizzyEyes94
    @DizzyEyes94 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:56 this is an all-timer slapstick bit.

  • @RayRay-dv9xg
    @RayRay-dv9xg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the really interesting part is that I learn more and more words english implemented from my language, german. I know kindergarden, rucksack and zeitgeist, but over the time I learn more and more, like verboten. Basicly half of the english vocabular seems to be taken from german xD

    • @share_accidental
      @share_accidental 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same language family 😊
      english is a weird language anyway, many loanwords & inconsistencies.

  • @autophile525i
    @autophile525i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    #Yang2020 - decriminalize all the drugs. He’s said in interviews that he’s inspired by the Portugal example.

    • @chowderslut2205
      @chowderslut2205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes YangGang Yess - forgive my pfp

    • @chowderslut2205
      @chowderslut2205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Our world needs more educated progressive thinkers

    • @oliviaschnur4065
      @oliviaschnur4065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TableCat but we want coke

    • @dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902
      @dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caiã Wlodarski The Democratic Party has lost all credibility to me. They failed in every other way of getting rid of him and got desperate. Like honestly, you can’t wait 4 years? It’s just too irritating that you lost? You need to have that bad of a freak out over an offhand message from a stupidly outspoken person? They just needed to wait. Just shut up and wait. He’s not going to win re-election so every single bit of this is pointless and petty. I just can’t wait for the news to not be the next episode of “Keeping up with the Trumps.”

    • @Android-dg5ri
      @Android-dg5ri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 hes gonna win though just letting you know, the "entertainment news" says people dont like, but from what i seen personally its the opposite

  • @Ladshinxx
    @Ladshinxx 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Takes the line "Cocaine, do it with your friends" to a whole new level!

  • @mattrizzo7821
    @mattrizzo7821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    did they put less and less cocaine in the mixture because cocaine was getting more expensive or because they wanted you to buy more soda?

    • @daisybuchanan8205
      @daisybuchanan8205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What a brilliant insightfull question ! I guess it always comes down to money and profit.

    • @dustin628
      @dustin628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah great question! I would think it would be a combo of both actually.

    • @jefferroo
      @jefferroo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They stopped putting cocaine in Coca Cola after 1903 because the general public had concerns about people (i.e. black people) having access to cocaine. Public pressure wins every time.

    • @mattrizzo7821
      @mattrizzo7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jefferroo interesting..

  • @obrecht72
    @obrecht72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
    :-$ I'm Rick James

  • @goyoelburro
    @goyoelburro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Coca leaf tea is still VERY popular in South America. The leaf itself is legal and chewed with other plants to activate the drug.
    The coca tea is mild, but does stimulate and as many locals will tell you, helps with altitude sickness.
    It's even legal in Chile, which does not grow any coca leaves...

  • @sebnewb
    @sebnewb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This was enlightening, depressing, and hopeful! What a ride lol

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just love your sense of humor...or do I?! 🤨

  • @BonnieBuggie
    @BonnieBuggie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    coca cola is now the only us company allowed to import coca leaves. there’s one single manufacturing plant that extracts the cocaine - coke gets the leaf extract, and one single company gets the cocaine to purify it for medicinal use

  • @FranBunnyFFXII
    @FranBunnyFFXII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Uh joe, the Vaping thing is THC Cartriges, not Nicotine Carts. Just saying.

    • @martingrundy5475
      @martingrundy5475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is correct. Nicotine is incredibly poisonous. Some people have poisoned themselves vaping. With a high concentration of nicotine and constantly blowing big clouds, it is pretty easy to take too much nicotine.
      I also thought the recent problem, which is what I assume you were alluding to wasn't THC, but CBD vaping, and something that was being added to the CBD cart.
      But don't worry about the last part, if you were talking about something else.

    • @SteveArnold43
      @SteveArnold43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@martingrundy5475 Number of deaths from Nicotine from vaping = 0 / About 2,300 Americans die of cardiovascular disease each day, an average of 1 death every 38 seconds.(American Heart Association). .Ban Hamburgers..

    • @MrMoogle
      @MrMoogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@martingrundy5475 Steve is correct. Nobody has died from vaping nicotine. People have definitely made themselves feel sick from vaping high mg nicotine liquid but they haven't died. However, people have died from nicotine poisoning from concentrated nicotine used when mixing DIY liquids and there have been incidents of kids consuming high nic liquids irresponsibly left out. This is why the current trend to ban flavored e-liquids is dangerous as more people will be attempting to DIY their e-liquid and bad things can happen if done incorrectly / without using proper precautions and techniques.
      The recent deaths were from black market THC cartridges that were cut with vitamin E oil which builds up in the lungs. Nicotine e-liquid sold from reputable vendors will never lead to those kinds of symptoms / illnesses. Again, this is why banning flavored e-liquids raises concerns that it will introduce more black market products into the market.

    • @godboy159
      @godboy159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @FranBunnyFFXII I was coming here to say the same thing. Recently did a lot of research on it. The current scare has NOTHING to do with Nicotine based Vaping. It's all THC carts. Black market THC carts. Shit like this makes me not trust what Joe says. Makes me think he doesn't do very much research for his information. Took me all of a few hours to find this fact and also that the nicotine industry isn't behind the scare. This since the tobacco industry already owns the vaping industry.
      This vaping scare started with the vape pens blowing up in peoples faces. Turns out it was people modifying their systems with bigger batteries.. Those big ass vaping devices.

    • @godboy159
      @godboy159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@martingrundy5475 No you're wrong. Do some real research before you speak.

  • @Ryukachoo
    @Ryukachoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When you can't remember the last time you had soda because you've replaced it with LaCroix.
    A good feeling, really

    • @angiesphalanges1960
      @angiesphalanges1960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Recently began trying different brands of flavored waters (no sugar or sweeteners) and they are quite interesting. I like the Bubly cherry and Dasani black cherry the best. What flavor do you recommend?

    • @luciferangelica
      @luciferangelica 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      eek barba durkle! what do you work for 'em?

    • @marieantoinette361
      @marieantoinette361 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, when he asked how much sofa I’ve had and I was just like “I haven’t had any for over four years.” Yeet, the life of having so much sparkling water that soda was too sweet for me gang gang

  • @falconlord7811
    @falconlord7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That vin mariani bit was legitimately hilarious

  • @MZero8099
    @MZero8099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol, I literally had to rewind the video to make sure I caught the "your mom" joke around 4:18

  • @grmlnvrs
    @grmlnvrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why wasn't I born that time. Good ol'days

  • @YuriG03042
    @YuriG03042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The skit for Vin Marianni was AMAZING!

  • @honza_kriz_bass
    @honza_kriz_bass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Aaah, new video from Joe!"
    *sees title*
    "oooh this'll be fun!"
    spoiler alert - it was! 😃👍🏽

  • @danielmatern9162
    @danielmatern9162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Often people make the comment toward Joe's shtick, "You made me laugh out loud," or something to that effect. I'm always amused, but not laugh out loud amused. Until now.
    Just loved the, "This bit has run its course, hasn't it?"...(wait for it...strawberry styled sigh...wait for it)... "Or has it!"
    Almost fell out of my chair laughing even though I knew, in fact because I knew, it was coming. Well played sir!

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have an original Vin Mariani bottle. Empty but it is the centerpiece of my belle epoch collection

  • @CherokeeBird
    @CherokeeBird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you for that!