The Cog is Dead - THE INCREDIBLE JELLY DONUT JUICER (w/ Steam Powered Giraffe)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 พ.ย. 2015
- From the new album "Carnival of Clockwork" available NOW!
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LYRICS:
JOHN
From the time that he was only three
A bright young boy named Timothy
Had big ambitions, out to change the world
A genius and philanthropist
He'd made quite an extensive list
Of new designs waiting to be unfurled
Well he spent his life creating things
Like special shoes that bounced on springs
And toasters that made barbeque pork rinds
But though his inventions all were great
It seemed that he had yet to make
That one to truly benefit mankind
But one foggy morning he noticed a cop
Eating some donuts in a coffee shop
As he slurped out the insides of his pastry
Timothy was struck with his best idea!
It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
It can bring so many people joy
Just toss in a donut, turn the knob
And out comes that delicious glob
A treat for any little girl or boy
THE SPINE
When he had built his prototype
He had sincerely hoped it might
Get noticed at the '29 World's Fair
RABBIT
He drew a crowd around his booth
Of folks who had a big sweet tooth
From Boston Cream to lengthy French éclairs
THE SPINE
Well soon he made the front page news
The world demanded donut juice
And everybody wanted his machine
HATCHWORTH
The world became obsessed and crazed
With siphoning their jelly glazed
The best phenomenon you'd ever seen!
RABBIT
And when he displayed it at a science fair
A man from a large academy was there
He took just one taste and widened his eyes
And said,
HATCHWORTH
"Son we're giving you The Nobel Prize!"
EVERYONE
It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
It can bring so many people joy
Just toss in a donut, turn the knob
And out comes that delicious glob
A treat for any little girl or boy
JOHN
Well every success, it comes at a price
And though his intentions and dreams were nice
The calorie count was just too high
And made everybody grow big and wide!
Curse the incredible jelly donut juicer!
It can make so many people fat!
By guzzling down that tasty glob
The people turned to massive blobs
So Timothy's invention then was scrapped
But he went back home to start again from scratch
![12 entire minutes of steam powered giraffe [cc]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7VtOsJIUNWc/mqdefault.jpg)
I love how this implies Steam Powered Giraffe was attending a festival, saw some other band, and decided to one up them by singing the same song
adeadfreelancer I mean it’s the right amount of dramatic, so maybe
That really sounds like something they'd do...
I kinda prefer to think they saw each other and instantly wanted to duet.
Ah so friday night funkin
The Cog Is Dead: * makes a serious song about a scary sea monster*
Also The Cog Is Dead: *_THE INCREDIBLE JELLY DONUT JUICER_*
Accurate!
@@thecogisdead and I wouldn't have it any other way
Get yourself a band that can do both!
I love that he's competing with "a chicken made of rubber" and "Sliced bread"
Rabbit keeps getting cuter and she's never going to stop
+Madelyn Majewski
Soon she won't even be Rabbit, she'll just be the word "CUTE" splashed across the screen.
Michelle Lehto Yessss >u
@@swishfish8858 I remember the first video I ever saw from Steam Powered Giraffe, 'Honey Bee" when bunny was still rabbit...and then watched a lot more of their videos prior to her transition..then seeing her after her transition all I can say is she never looked or felt right before..but now she looks like she always should have been right from the beginning.she's wonderful :-)
Yes, Rabbit is adorable!!! i've been in love since, my first song was steamboat shenanigans, been in love ever since, and i wanted these two since today, when i listened to The Girl and the Clockwork Dragon
We should be careful. She might hit critical cuteness any moment now. You'll know when the pink (and incredible cute) mushroom cloud rises...
the ultimate crossover of the 2 rulers of the steampunk sub genre. Finally!
The two rulers? Nuh uh, you're forgetting about Abney Park and the rival gentleman rhymers.
Meh.
Dr Steel, Professor Elemental, Mr. B, the list goes on!
Michelle Lehto That was a fast reply, wasn't it? Also, I just noticed the people I mentioned all had titles. Frenchy and the Punk! I almost forgot! How could I, though?
Sorry about that delete, I realized that it was a major contradiction to my original post haha
This is the happiest song about killing donuts (and drinking their blood) I've ever heard.
Well, when you put it like that...
+Daniel Copeland it sounds delightful! If you were a vampire.
As their master, I am saddened. But I love this song! I'M CONFLICTED!
That implies that it is not the only song you have heard that pertains to the of muder of that most sacred of pastries, the donut, and liquification of said pastries.
I have been waiting for this collaboration for so damn long
The Gorillas (Featuring Steam Powered Giraffe), you know it would be awesome, you know it would be!
+Joshua damn it would be
Elijah halterman Heck yes my friend.
Marvel: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in cinema history
Me, an intellectual:
In all seriousness this'll always be my favourite song from you guys. Nice job.
👌👌👌👌👌
But then it had an oil leak and became the inedible jelly donut juicer...
Okabe Rintarou a.k.a. Mad scientist HOUOUIN KYOUMA!!! This comment deserves more likes
Pin this
It's only inedible when you look at it the wrong way
Can we all agree with yeet hitter that this is the greatest crossover and collaboration in cinematic and musical history?
Bunny's head flick at 2:10 makes me happy for some reason, she's so adorable ^.^
+Daniel Gould I love hatchworth... HATCHY!! =^o^=
aaawh.. I love his back story, his way of being childish like and the oldest of the 3, his powersource which is still an Unknown to science and his sandwiches... but to each their own ^^
Rabbit is love.
Bunny is a trans? nvm is curiosity but is rare her vaice be stronger than the redhaired "robot"
She is, but also, Hatchworth (the redhead bot) can hit amazingly high pitches, so there's that.
The first verse's melody sounds similar to Dr. Franklin and I can't help but think it hints Timothy is Dr. Franklin at his youth.
Meir Wait...omg that makes sense! Timothy Franklin gets ridiculed for the side effects his incredible jelly donut juicer and grows a resentment towards society that's with him into adulthood, where he makes the giant robots!
Holy crap! That just might be right! TCID give us answers
TCID Musical Universe Confirmed
i work for a donut shop and can say this would actually make my life so much easier. lol.
I don't understand what's happening here... I am a Metalhead with all (the little rest thats left) my soul, but this song warms my heart. Absolutely amazing work, "The Cog is Dead" and "Steam Powered Giraffe". You now have a new Fan ! =)
I'm still trying to figure out why my suggestion list was all Tool, Dog fashioned disco, built to spill, Kiss, queen, and then this stickin out like a sore thumb in a blender... I not complaining, this was last year and I'm still a fan of this work of art
There's no law forbidding you to like other music, you know :D Just follow your heart.
Seriously. Otherwise it might rip out of your body and kill you.
@@robertnett9793 lol, true.
"Sliced Bread! The best thing!" I'm laughing and angry at the same time.
Well, at least Timothy wasn't sued, right?
Such behavior was not yet in fashion.
Lucky
@@YugSihtTsuj they would have rather killed him
FINALLY!!!
When i found Steam Powered Giraffe i was like "They should do a collab with The Cog is Dead!!!"
But i am a month late on seeing this XD
Ender Wolf Fox I'm over a year late Soo...
Get on my level boys
@@yeethittter1285 just found out of Spg today o.o my whole life changed
This song has such incredible energy.
So the legends are true ...The cog is dead and steam Powered girrafe in one song ? Well I must be dead And this is Heaven ,I can't find another way to explain this !
This song is weird, I love it :D
What a fun mixture of great singers together with this hilarious song. Fantastic XD
Bunny is so adorable! Hatchet is pretty cute too..Spine is just...*drool*
Hatchworth*
she is gorgeous :-)
Yeah that’s what everyone does when they see the spine
Renate I am so proud to be able to call you my friend and to have seen you grow as a musician over the years
The Cog Is Dead AND Steam Powered Giraffe?! What is this awesomeness?!
I love this I am so happy you guys made this!
omg!!! Great song!! You all sound so great together!!!!!
Does anyone else thing that Steam powered giraffe captured the attention in the whole song amazingly!
Oh no you DIDENT. *throws a jelly donut at his computer screen*
Awesome! A new favourite band and one of my most favourite bands ever in Steam Powered Giraffe together!
Two amazing bands!!! It's beautiful!
My two favourite bands together... simply awesome!
This is such an adorable video! I love it!
Love it, nice collab!
I've been listening to both of these band separately and I feel like I just discovered pb&j's
That is so so excellent !!! Great music ,fun lyrics............as usual !!!!
OH MY GOSH I ADORE THOSE BOTH BANDS AAAAAA THIS WAS A NICE SURPRISE!!
*cries bc Rabbit is perf and is constantly making me question my sexuality*
She makes us all question our sexuality regardless of what it is
There is absolutely nothing wrong with finding a robot sexy.
well that was really clever.... combineding 2 of my favorite steampunk bands together.... I like it
I know right there amazing 😎🙌
+Aven Fantasy cool I highly recommend death of the cog for u its a really good catchy song I really like it
+Aven Fantasy cool have u herd of danger on the dance floor by the cog is dead that's also a good one.... that's the first one I herd
+Aven Fantasy the cog is dead is a fun band in general 😎 I love them
I am amazed at how good these fun bands are I think the world should have fun and join in and watch these bands Live.
Always fantastic.. such a great album !
Probably my favorite sign from your new album!
er song
This is so great!
So my two favourite bands did a song together- I'm happy now
Awesome job on the video guys! LOVE IT!
Thanks!
this is one of my favourite songs
I actually didn't even realize I needed this combination in my life until now.
my two favourite steampunk bands together !! i'm dying !! :D
I actually like the song now. Thanks for the upgrade.
ThIS IS SO GOOD IVE WAITED SO LONG
steampunk machines, cogs and sprockets. What more would someone want from music
This song just makes me happy
Two great tastes that are better together
it’s been awhile since a song made me genuinely happy 😊
Good song! I just discovered The Cog Is Dead a few days ago, and I already love them :D
omagad best bands evah together !
i freakin LOVE it!
Odd to see rabbit standing the most still. Most have been like as if the Spine said: 'We have a cameo rabbit hold yourself a little back otherwise you might distract from the cog is dead' Rabbit just overdid as usual;-)
Well done, guys.
There are no words to describe the feels I am feeling right now
This is so perfect omfg
There's no way I can watch this without smiling. :D
yes please
This is such a natural combination of talent! It is also a fitting end to the East Coast / West Coast rivalry in existence in the musical world. Like TCID and SPG, can't we all just get along?
I love rabbit she's beautiful and had a great voice
has**
Love the song & the video!
Aww man more collabs with the two best steampunk bands please
Leave Me Out Of This
I got into this type of alternative music because of spg... now I'm addicted to a bunch of other bands.
so cute .... well done
This reminds me of the family guy song “have you ever put butter on a pop tart”. I love this song so much
1:41 the science fair has sliced bread
I love the rabbit jump cut at 1:57
Yes
Yay! That was so cute!
It is..just a gorgeous and cute little song :-)
LOVED IT!!!!
wooo !!! :D i din't know this collaboration exist!!
i was wondering were spg has been they were working on this totally worth the wait :D
+Dylan howard They're on Professor Elemental's new album, too
+Slartibartfass13 I discovered Cog is Dead and Professor Elemental thanks to SPG. love 'em.
Timothy is love, Timothy is life
saw a gif of Steam Powered Giraffe that linked here, and came here to see them. great song. :)
*One Steampunk band helped me finds another awesome Steampunk band? W o a h*
You are my favourite band !!
Steam Word
Viva great, steam Poland
Niech żyje wielka parowa Polska narodowa !
O matko, ale to było dawno. Aż sobie ich dzisiaj posłucham :)
You can see the sideshow in the background! Awesome! I love sideshow!
it is a pity such a fun song only has 220k views
The Cog is Dead..... and Steam Powered Giraffe!?!?!?!? MY PUNY MIND CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark twist: Timothy is also Dr Franklin. This song tells the tale of his turn to villainy as his jelly donut juicer was a failure due to humans having no self control. It ruined his life and his career was forever marred by his juicer.
woohoo! they did it finally they came together
Why did I not know this existed until now wow
Those other exhibits in the science faire. No wonder Timothy got some attention. Though, sliced bread...
:P
Dang now I want donut jelly
OML YES
HATCH DOG looks great. can't wait to see them at the steampunk worlds fair 2016. SPWF 2016!!!!!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Her slightly pink cheeks and mischievous smile is giving me life hElp
congratulations! you got a subscription for this. new to steam punk music, Abneypark is my first channel subscription, you are my second :) so tempted now to juice some doughnuts LOL
SPG isn't normally in character in collab songs. It's really fun to see them do that.
That's funny right there.
This was back when Isabella was still trying to figure out Rabbit's appearance after transitioning.
this is my first time hearing this.....I have no words. it was funny, and certainly quirky, but still a little bit odd XD but I still love this song.
Aww!!! My two most favourite STeampunk bands together ^____^
This song is severely underrated IMO.
the cog is dead: song about worker exploitation
also the cog is dead: jelly donut juicer!!!!
3 people drank too much jelly and got fat
Brilliant. xD