The 2019 Porsche Cayenne Turbo Is the Best Cayenne Ever

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  • @DougDeMuro
    @DougDeMuro  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2967

    Buy a fence, get a free Cayenne.

    • @youssef23able
      @youssef23able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      doug the best dog

    • @youssef23able
      @youssef23able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Doug is the best DeMuro yet

    • @mako8137
      @mako8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seems legit.

    • @Baconrevenge7894
      @Baconrevenge7894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will do

    • @MrReviewer
      @MrReviewer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is not the top level Cayenne the Cayenne Turbo S is. I have a 911 turbo S tailer speced on my channel. I would be grateful if some of you could check it out

  • @ondrejkandrac
    @ondrejkandrac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    "Build in Bratislava" - I used to work at that factory. Its one of the most advanced car factories in the region.

    • @mehmets1002
      @mehmets1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Near a meltdown nuclear reactor... Ouch.

    • @eskilnoren6490
      @eskilnoren6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @coljones98
      @coljones98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the “region”

    • @raeyadmasu1590
      @raeyadmasu1590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ”In the region” you mean in the region of Bratislava hahaha

    • @pavelpavlovich9521
      @pavelpavlovich9521 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@raeyadmasu1590 I think in your -stan region you produce nothing but riding a goats

  • @AutoAgitator
    @AutoAgitator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    Doug is the best DeMuro yet

    • @BIGGELATO
      @BIGGELATO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Jake Watson what the fuck bro

    • @I_can_hear_you_not
      @I_can_hear_you_not 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thomas Smith no i think the name of his great grand-uncle was also Doug demuro
      This is a 1860 Doug demuro and today I show you the quirks and features

    • @drkastenbrot
      @drkastenbrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i want to eat this comment

    • @naconarciso
      @naconarciso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least until the "S" inevitably arrives.

    • @kpsilas
      @kpsilas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This made me actually laught out loud

  • @felixborek
    @felixborek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Doug, the kind of guy, which reads the owners manual until page 235

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sean nt
      Up to 235 is the page of the owners manual read by Doug who's the type of guy.

  • @JN-mw2dj
    @JN-mw2dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Doug... the kind of guy to read owner's manuals to his children as bedtime stories

  • @hassanelgamal8863
    @hassanelgamal8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    You actually can write in addresses with your finger, you just have to tap the icon in the bottom left of the keyboard (seen at 11:19).

    • @nwgts437
      @nwgts437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      this needs to be upvoted more considering it was one of his biggest gripes.

    • @ebenolivier2762
      @ebenolivier2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also, you can get the 360 degree camera view. Maybe not standard but it's available.

  • @elettrofans
    @elettrofans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Doug the type of dude to tell a girl to read his coloumn on autotradr if she wants more of his toughts on her

    • @nicholasstevenkidmann5926
      @nicholasstevenkidmann5926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Then said something like "she was really great in the bed, so she gets a 3 out of 10.

    • @DiaperSNiFFER
      @DiaperSNiFFER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nicholasstevenkidmann5926 Then say something like she latches on a bit too rough but the grip is firm so she gets a 8 outta 10 for quality

    • @shirk5060
      @shirk5060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like he’s talking about a slave auction, describing specific “specs”, unusual but plausible

    • @elettrofans
      @elettrofans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the likes guys

  • @lordflufffluff
    @lordflufffluff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Doug is the type of guy to spell racecar backwards.

    • @noonenooo2843
      @noonenooo2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LordFluffFluff yoooooooooooo

    • @RaptorProducts1991
      @RaptorProducts1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      please don't do this to me - now I'm confused af!!

  • @ajaaniajaa
    @ajaaniajaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    You should do some of these videos in the late evening so we can see the ambient lighting and dash lights etc.

    • @yonezawa2810
      @yonezawa2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mj nah, his camera isn’t on an LED-light-flicker-friendly setting, so it’s really annoying

    • @jyb3856
      @jyb3856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yonezawa2810 you just love complaining huh

  • @CPUspeed
    @CPUspeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    0-60 in 3.6 seconds and he wonders why the clock emphasizes seconds

    • @anthonysanto9377
      @anthonysanto9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's exactly what I thought. It's basically a lap timer.

    • @pitbull82
      @pitbull82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wish I could like this twice

    • @materielagricoleeuropa3630
      @materielagricoleeuropa3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/NWVioXDKo2U/w-d-xo.html

    • @str8medz782
      @str8medz782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My point exactly to see the 0-60 in your face

  • @eriklewis1671
    @eriklewis1671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Doug the type of guy to have a window sticker on his house with quirks and features.

  • @patrickzhang1961
    @patrickzhang1961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Doug is the type of guy that install “soft closing mechanism” on his fridge.

    • @Lewis1995
      @Lewis1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      mot gonna lie that would be good

    • @thecrazeecow1682
      @thecrazeecow1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And close it with his hip while he’s at it

  • @drfredostein4410
    @drfredostein4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Is it just me or does Doug give every car a 6/10 for value??

    • @adityaverma1150
      @adityaverma1150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Your normal honda does 90% stuff that a rolls royce does.
      So yeah value on expensive car is justified

    • @duffhammer6125
      @duffhammer6125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adityaverma1150 facts

    • @materielagricoleeuropa3630
      @materielagricoleeuropa3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/NWVioXDKo2U/w-d-xo.html

    • @jj_cars99
      @jj_cars99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He measures value based on how reasonable its pricing based on equipment and how much the car depreciates. Average value is 6/10

  • @ericjmasters
    @ericjmasters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Doug the type of guy to have his parents read him the Porsche Cayenne owners manual as a bed time story.

    • @Dan81825
      @Dan81825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      owners manual... or better known as manufacturers opinion

    • @YOSHIMOTO_HI_SPEED
      @YOSHIMOTO_HI_SPEED 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This dood

    • @ericjmasters
      @ericjmasters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As much as it’s a joke it seems so true

    • @rayyannedal609
      @rayyannedal609 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you stop saying this is whatever car🤯🤯🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐😖

    • @ericjmasters
      @ericjmasters 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rayyan nedal what does that even mean?

  • @elite2k230
    @elite2k230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Doug is the type of guy to go to his selfie camera and take a screenshot Instead of pressing the button to take the photo

    • @lootbox289
      @lootbox289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thanks for the laugh dude/dudette

    • @dominicsangeet7302
      @dominicsangeet7302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the ultimate Doug fact of all!! 😂😂😂

    • @TerrasClip
      @TerrasClip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So basically use Android Snapchat lol

    • @sameerhamidi8305
      @sameerhamidi8305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @NickyDiesel
      @NickyDiesel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TerrasClip good one

  • @chriscarguy
    @chriscarguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Doug spent a sold minute talking about the Porsche key! Gotta love this guy😂😂🤣🤣. Don’t do drugs kids

  • @armcandyservices
    @armcandyservices 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Fence! I love it!
    15:30-16:15 is classic and hysterical. Good job, Doug!

  • @ivanribar7318
    @ivanribar7318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Yeah it is built in Bratislava. Just like Audi Q7 and Q8, plus VW Touareg and the New Small Family (VW UP, Seat Mii and Skoda Citygo). I work in that factory and i love that they put ''Made in Bratislava'' on it. There are 14 000 people working in that factory making some of the most luxury cars and i think that every car should have the city where it was built.

    • @NYC911
      @NYC911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pozsony.

    • @stefthepef
      @stefthepef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I gotta say, nice work on this one. The Cayenne is good.

    • @ivanribar7318
      @ivanribar7318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stefthepef Yeah and there are a lot of them being made every day.

    • @TheOnlyMMshow
      @TheOnlyMMshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahoj, kde o tom hovori?

    • @ivanribar7318
      @ivanribar7318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheOnlyMMshow Ako mislis kde?

  • @OF01975
    @OF01975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Those calipers look like giant bananas!

    • @IndiBrony
      @IndiBrony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was slightly disappointed that he didn't get a banana for scale instead of using his phone.

    • @BigRigTrig
      @BigRigTrig 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jokes on you, they ARE bananas!

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bananas? Where's Samcrac?

    • @marcelzenmedia
      @marcelzenmedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Banana for scale

    • @jackcurtis3437
      @jackcurtis3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      unfortunately, the camera quality didn't pick up the yellow coloring very well, in person, they look rather stunning. Just not necessary for a Cayenne

  • @weirdshibainu
    @weirdshibainu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Doug is the kind of guy that checks the math on the gas pump after he fills up.

  • @jamiemcgrath1292
    @jamiemcgrath1292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The clear taillights on the new gen Porsche models are my favorite. Something with the new crossbar taillights and the transparency of the clear taillights just works so well especially under the sun on dark colored paint finishes. This would be the perfect spec for a cayenne turbo. I was gonna say maybe add some deviated red seats, but that might be a little too feminine though? One thing is I would actually replace the yellow calipers with the grey ones. It just blends in much better. Otherwise this is just the dream car/SUV.

    • @jasonkolker9444
      @jasonkolker9444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the clear tails make it the best looking SUV in production. dream car

  • @aaronjones1131
    @aaronjones1131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    All fun and games except for the mad fingerprints on your slick black screens....

    • @15DudeAwesome
      @15DudeAwesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My cock is throbbing right now, holy shit

    • @justthink5854
      @justthink5854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      piano gloss. oh boy

    • @Anankin12
      @Anankin12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @A real petrol-head you don't see them on a phone

    • @krane15
      @krane15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OCD just pegged to 10.

  • @christiancholodiuk7836
    @christiancholodiuk7836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Doug’s the type of guy to own a Dimmadome in Dimmsdale

  • @asm-6547
    @asm-6547 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the outtakes! Love them!

  • @seanallen5126
    @seanallen5126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doug.. the guy who is always on point. Love it! Love from Jamaica.

  • @tomasfranek5906
    @tomasfranek5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    anyone from Bratislava? :D we watch your videos and we love them, best regards from Slovakia

    • @lubovavidea2832
      @lubovavidea2832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Czech Republic here! 😄 Zdravím, bratia 😄

    • @Pedrrot
      @Pedrrot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lubovavidea2832 Taky zdravím ;)

    • @peterdurnek3683
      @peterdurnek3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nazdar :D

    • @szokuspokus
      @szokuspokus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tomáš Franek and Poland :)

    • @sansfreedom1629
      @sansfreedom1629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pedrrot Speak english, peasant

  • @nathanm9550
    @nathanm9550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Doug the type of guy to say bless you to himself when he sneezes.

    • @chrisswimm4948
      @chrisswimm4948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saying "bless you me".

    • @MrA71717
      @MrA71717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I 'bless me' when I sneeze

  • @higor9372
    @higor9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doug my friend, every single second is important if you are running. Nice video like aways, thank you from Brasil.

  • @isusdechev
    @isusdechev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    16:05 that's why we love you Doug 🤣

  • @Pinkelschrubber
    @Pinkelschrubber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    7:11 How dare you to cut off right before the minute finishes

    • @angelchaparro9310
      @angelchaparro9310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you also notice he said cock instead of clock?!? 😂

    • @no-hi2mr
      @no-hi2mr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

  • @aussiebloke609
    @aussiebloke609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    11:13 "Porsche doesn't have one of those slick, finger-writing screens…" - as his finger is actually hovering just above the button to turn on the slick, finger-writing system. Typical Doug.

    • @regiets1
      @regiets1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Give this bloke more likes!
      Nice catch!

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

    • @jmorgan4725
      @jmorgan4725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Classic Doug. Good spot!

    • @Skne91
      @Skne91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      aussiebloke609 he means those 3-d hand gestures screens that u don’t have to touch to control

    • @aussiebloke609
      @aussiebloke609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope, he specifically referred to - and I quote - a "finger-writing screen like BMW and AUDI do." Not a gesture reading system.

  • @stephenlane9127
    @stephenlane9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm really enjoying watching your Videos Doug! I like the presentation style and informative approach. Love the European car reviews the best! great work and looking forward to the next videos

  • @azharahmad78
    @azharahmad78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bought my Cayenne GTS 5 Yrs back. The car drives like a dream and zero issues till date. Interior is like new and so the exterior. Definitely my all cars will be Porsches in future. I used to dislike them before I owned one, but know I am inseparable.

  • @rsd5768
    @rsd5768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I’ll wait 5 years and buy it for around $35k

    • @jtafoya88
      @jtafoya88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No joke, by the time it has 100k miles it probably won't even fetch 80k dollars which is half price.

    • @joakimquensel597
      @joakimquensel597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It will show up on Hoovies sooner or later.

    • @nmg997
      @nmg997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wait ten and you can have it for $15k

    • @AndyJayLark
      @AndyJayLark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I doubt you will still want it by then. With EV's on the rise and other cool stuff on the market, in 5 years this old wreck will look very outdated.

    • @rippinridley7876
      @rippinridley7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@AndyJayLark Who cares about about it being outdated? It can be old yet cool to drive too. Take my 1987 Corvette for example- It may be old, but I like it. So, who cares what others think.

  • @joeyc7861
    @joeyc7861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Doug the kind of guy to drink the milk in the bowl before he eats the cereal

    • @marckcf9600
      @marckcf9600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who doesn't?

    • @youtubeacc3975
      @youtubeacc3975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then he talks about the quirks of milk.

    • @camilo3005
      @camilo3005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ajajajajajajajajajajajaja i don’t even know why this is funny 😆

  • @tmass1
    @tmass1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    thank you for finally mentioning a stereo. I hate how you never talk about if the stereo is good or not.

  • @michaeldunlevy9755
    @michaeldunlevy9755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im a major fan of Doug videos!
    Doug the type of dude to give a Doug score to iMovie transitions

  • @shushanthswinderballs1122
    @shushanthswinderballs1122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Doug, the type of guy that closes the refrigerator door with his hips.

  • @_baller
    @_baller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Doug the type of guy to drink his beer through a curly straw

  • @ryanfowlow8034
    @ryanfowlow8034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Id much rather have this then the Lamborghini urus

    • @Manni90tdi
      @Manni90tdi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Very smart

    • @oneminuteleft1140
      @oneminuteleft1140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ryan Fowlow yeah it’s cheaper (the model Doug looked at) for basically the same thing

    • @Ghost-my1tr
      @Ghost-my1tr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldn't.

    • @mannyfrimps
      @mannyfrimps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Over a Lamborghini lol no please

    • @jagpilotohio
      @jagpilotohio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Fowlow I’d rather have an Audi RSQ8 than either of them. Better engine than the porsche and better looking and far less expensive than its brother the Urus.

  • @Williamsmiked8
    @Williamsmiked8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Cool Sporty SUV! I love your videos Doug.

  • @ARYAAN63
    @ARYAAN63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Stop giving all cars 69 Doug score

    • @s.d.h.3t981
      @s.d.h.3t981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's always 69 this and 69 that lol 🤣😂 #FREE6IX9INE

    • @mikefoehr235
      @mikefoehr235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IT would be 181 in metric!!

  • @menaseven9093
    @menaseven9093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The 2019 Porsche Cayenne is a beautiful, powerful and luxurious SUV. I like the Cayenne design, gear lever,, buttons and infotainment system.

  • @TheCryptoHulk
    @TheCryptoHulk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always have great videos

  • @tariq7408
    @tariq7408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Who else is waiting for his review(s) of the 2020 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500 and 2020 Toyota GR Supra later this year?

    • @FalbereChan
      @FalbereChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't wait for doug to make fun of the GR and GRMN trims that replaced all the TRD trims haha i mean Gazoo Racing Masters of the Nurburgring is such a stupid name hahahaha

    • @lsbugsbunny92
      @lsbugsbunny92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like GRMN, sounds like Grim Reaper, and I gotta feeling he's going to do a Its A Flop video for it, or Its not a flop video. Either way judging a car from others opinions is stupid, if I like it....I like it, if I don't ....I don't, and I love the new supra.

    • @FalbereChan
      @FalbereChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lsbugsbunny92 Nah I think GRMN sounds like they are trying to say "German" haha get it? Because the new Supra is German

  • @snmthecloser
    @snmthecloser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Doug is the type of guy to work at Porsche for years but still not know that the analog sport chrono racing timer in all their high end cars also doubles as the second hand for a clock, and isn’t solely a clock.

    • @sjohnstonmortgage
      @sjohnstonmortgage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      snmthecloser Seriously! I was like dude . . . that is embarrassing. Also, my 2008 GTS has the bucket seats in the back that “he has never seen in any vehicle before” lol

    • @BeesonsCars
      @BeesonsCars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doug often finds things that are weird to normal people and call them quirks, probably knowing what they do. Like the offset trunk open button on the DBS Aston that many other cars have (hell, my family had a 2017 Lexus GS that had the trunk button offset to the right.) Also, I currently have a CLA250 Mercedes loaner and it has rear sculpted bucket seats. So does the Panamera.

  • @gregbarnes4833
    @gregbarnes4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a recent owner of a Cayenne, I continue to learn new and interesting quirks that aren't always obvious. One of which is Cayenne's do indeed offer that slick navigation writing tool. It's located in the bottom left corner of the screen and looks like handwriting. Just to the left of that, is a keyboard icon allowing you to toggle between the two styles.

  • @andypro
    @andypro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Changing the ambient lighting amount in various areas of the car... I have this feature in my 2015 VW Passat!

  • @juanmaronna3409
    @juanmaronna3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’m a simple man. I see Doug post a new video, I click.

    • @andymaxim2238
      @andymaxim2238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J M I’m simple too, I see the comments under Doug’s video, I laugh

  • @AGlimpseInside
    @AGlimpseInside 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    A left-handed key simulator. Only Porsche

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Porsche Key Simulator 2019, available right now on Steam (yes, this is a joke).

    • @AGlimpseInside
      @AGlimpseInside 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Aroused Eunuch I saw that after I purchased the voting simulator

    • @kingoftampa
      @kingoftampa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my buddy has a 991, you can take that thing out and actually use your key (thats what he does)

    • @godsgranddad
      @godsgranddad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's there because back in the days of old school le mans road racers where the cars still had keys. They put it that side so you can do your seatbelt with your opposite hand and start the engine at the same time. They've kept the "key" thing on that side for that gimmick

    • @Classicman.43
      @Classicman.43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every production Porsche ever has the key on the left. This is nothing new

  • @fahhbeeyen3934
    @fahhbeeyen3934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like very much the way Doug explains things, very energetic , brisk and to the point.
    He definitely entertains . I subscribed.

  • @MrMiamiswaggz305
    @MrMiamiswaggz305 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ambient light configuration is genius. Bright foot wells and dim everything else. Subtle enough to notice but not to much to distract you.

  • @jayj-fx326
    @jayj-fx326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I miss the old Cayenne
    Set on his goals Cayenne
    And now it's sad to think that I don't really know Cayenne

  • @lodashnotebook5390
    @lodashnotebook5390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    *Doug is the kinda' guy who will wear shorts and sweatshirt at a royal wedding*

    • @FilipEric
      @FilipEric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mikhil Mistry 2 sweatshirts*

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't think he owns any other clothes. I mean, at a royal wedding it's better he wears the only clothes he has, rather than turning up naked :I

    • @mikebagwell8229
      @mikebagwell8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sweatshirts are Doug's formalwear

    • @MegaShinobi3
      @MegaShinobi3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I noticed that too, the trend for modern Men to dress like kids, dressing well has become a lost art. Look at the CNET guy (Brian Cooley) for how a man should dress.

  • @rafaelcontato2011
    @rafaelcontato2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Doug is the type of guy who thinks 160K is cheap for a car

    • @neltondeleon8470
      @neltondeleon8470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He owns a Ford GT

    • @rippinridley7876
      @rippinridley7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For some people, it is- I presume it isn't for you, right?

    • @ezeo.7315
      @ezeo.7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Base price is 60k(not cheap) some competitors are more expensive.

    • @thatboy6532
      @thatboy6532 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anddddd it’ll cost more in Australia..

    • @rafaelcontato2011
      @rafaelcontato2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@neltondeleon8470 i know... it was a joke.. u know "the type of guy who..."

  • @mr.e9700
    @mr.e9700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Doug, the type of guy to have good comments.
    This is not one of them

    • @mikebagwell8229
      @mikebagwell8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS is a Doug DeMuro comment. They're usually jokes about me doing odd, quirky things, most of which are not true. And yet, they're always here.

  • @IloveV124
    @IloveV124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really love that on-off lever

  • @tylerclark-realtor
    @tylerclark-realtor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Doug great review man! This is like the 3rd time I’ve watched this. Can you please do a review on the Macan and the new 2020 Porsche Cayenne Coupe which I know you’ll Hate because that suv body style I know you don’t like!
    Thanks
    PROUD SUBSCRIBER

  • @makeouthill3583
    @makeouthill3583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Doug the type of guy to like his own comment to get things started.

  • @mikosoft
    @mikosoft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Fun fact: Cayennes were not completely built in Bratislava in the past. They built complete Touaregs and Q7s but for Cayenne they only performed the so called "marriage" (that is mounting the chassis and engine to the body) and then sent to Germany for interior fitting. Beginning with the third generation the Cayenne is built completely in Bratislava. The plant even expanded their sheet metal pressing and engine building sections to completely accommodate the whole assembly process. The plant even has its own offroad test track and in the past there were public days where visitors could get a free ride as a passenger. Bratislava plant is VW's most profitable plant so it is something to be kinda proud of.
    EDIT: They also build the Bentayga in the same plant so yeah.

    • @Bombast-A-Blasta
      @Bombast-A-Blasta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mikosoft
      Porsche should only be built in Stuttgart. I was so disappointed to hear it was Bratislava.

    • @henrik1743
      @henrik1743 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bombast-A-Blasta bruh they have a car building history

  • @raychang8648
    @raychang8648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The fence joke was truly hilarious!

  • @t5grrr
    @t5grrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have had my 2019 Cayenne Turbo for a month now. The center console does show a bit of dust after 2 weeks on the road but no fingerprints. Everything works so very well and the exhaust, wow!, The OMG button in the middle of the steering wheel mode selector switch is amazing, just make sure you have plenty of open road in front of you when you push it.

    • @amish2389
      @amish2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      t5grrr great car

  • @user-eo1hy6sk4x
    @user-eo1hy6sk4x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Daily reminder that Porsche sells SUVs so they can afford developing 911s and other sport cars.

    • @carreragt8516
      @carreragt8516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keksi the Labrador damn good SUV’s at that

    • @MrLemonadefreak
      @MrLemonadefreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Help afford only a little bit really. The 911 sells like hot cakes.

    • @hsxenon
      @hsxenon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The only thing keeping me from hating the Cayenne. Or the Macan. Or the Panamera. Although they really killed the exclusivity of seeing a Porsche on the road.

    • @lancebangwell
      @lancebangwell 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is true.

    • @harz426
      @harz426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait, they *DEVELOP* the 911? You're implying that it CHANGES??

  • @DokeTV
    @DokeTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Bratislava my City!
    You made my day!✌🏻😀

    • @mikefoehr235
      @mikefoehr235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You might love the movie...EUROTRIP...Give it a view!!

  • @keyvan7085
    @keyvan7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Doug the type of guy to flush and then pee

    • @csp1977
      @csp1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also wipe his ass before he takes a shit.

    • @themango9644
      @themango9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I do that😂😂😂

    • @_baller
      @_baller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Doug the type of guy to piss in the toilet then get down on one knee to sniff it and give it a Doug score...

    • @Think4Self0
      @Think4Self0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tommy d u b b s 😂😂😂

    • @RaptorProducts1991
      @RaptorProducts1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, I flush before I poop - is that embarrassing?

  • @Xixu.co.6
    @Xixu.co.6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thing about the 8 keys means that you can only have 8 keys programmed to the vehicle at a time. This is something porsche adopted from audi. Audi vehicles save a diver profile for each key so when you unlock the car with a certain key the car will adjust to the settings associated with that key. It's good for cars with multiple drivers so each person doesn't have to constantly be adjusting stuff, the car does it for you. A lost key can be deleted, you're not limited to 8 keys total, just 8 keys at a time.

  • @Stylemaster911
    @Stylemaster911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Doug you make the clock joke about it showing seconds on every Porsche . How many times I gotta tell you boy, it's for the track, because seconds are obviously more important than minutes in lap time (at least you'd hope so). And yes, it's kind of a silly gimmick to suggest that CayenneTurbo owners are measuring their lap times down to the second lol.. but regardless that's why it exists.

    • @saadnazim2460
      @saadnazim2460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder how much owners will take it to the track...

    • @reviewreviews5908
      @reviewreviews5908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My grandparents every day.

    • @nickbutler9384
      @nickbutler9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Porche"? 😨🤣

    • @rico4you
      @rico4you 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it's an option: Chrono Clock

    • @gherasimtibi
      @gherasimtibi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya because ull be at the track all the time in a porsche suv

  • @rserton
    @rserton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    If I had a bajillion dollars, I still wouldn't buy a car in which I needed to dive down into an electronic menu to direct airflow from the climate control system.

    • @mullermeister
      @mullermeister 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okay old man

    • @Sheiza
      @Sheiza 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Richard Serton I see you own an e46. MY MAN!

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mullermeister but it really is inconvenient

    • @rektgg6426
      @rektgg6426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Being a Porsche fanboy, I agree with you. Although, I’m glad that it’s not in the Cayenne or the Macan.

    • @picklejay7822
      @picklejay7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mullermiester you dont even make sense, shut up kid.

  • @fernanbaez
    @fernanbaez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There’s a safety feature that was also available in the previous Cayenne that I think it’s worth mentioning. The car will automatically press the brakes if it’s in Drive with a door open. Happened to me, I was opening the door as my friend was slowing down, and it completely stopped the vehicle. It’s better than the mercedes option which puts the car in park, which could really damage the transmission.

  • @archechme
    @archechme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    regarding the blank switches thing, i'd imagine those 2 buttons (apart from the auto parking) look like they're features for the hybrid models, so i don't think you're missing out much

  • @79thump8
    @79thump8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Or wait 5 years and buy it for $29,900. Not including extended warranty.

    • @MrBobthelama
      @MrBobthelama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      They are also basically falling a part at that point. Planned obsolescence is a thing in the car industry too I'm afraid :(

    • @timothyharrison8953
      @timothyharrison8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly!

    • @haloepic3092
      @haloepic3092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JC Andersen noop for 40km it’s a good price

    • @BigBoss-ps6vk
      @BigBoss-ps6vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      JC Andersen lmao what? Porsche reliability is number 2 right behind Lexus

    • @MrBobthelama
      @MrBobthelama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@BigBoss-ps6vk the three guys I know who drive about as much as I do who have had Cayennes have all switched to M-B or BMW. My friend Martin had to pour at least 1 L of oil in it every 3 days (approx 480 km) and "nothing seems to be wrong with it" according to the dealer. This was after 4 years. They drive like a dream until they become basically unfixable with EU mechanic wages.

  • @UpUpBobby
    @UpUpBobby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Doug the type of guy to get stabbed then use his one last gasping breath to apologize for bleeding on the attacker's shirt.

  • @colinshelton3639
    @colinshelton3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The buyer confidence I need to pull the trigger on a Macan is a review from Doug. Please review a Macan!!

  • @mrandroidrobot6493
    @mrandroidrobot6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doug. BMW has the swiveling rear camera too. My 2018 X3 M40i does this as do most modern BMWs the 360 camera system

  • @ulrikbaltzer8020
    @ulrikbaltzer8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I'm from Bratislava and I was offended

    • @DctorSkillz1
      @DctorSkillz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No way, I'm also from Bratislava. Do you assemble Cayenne Turbos?

    • @regane.bartko7247
      @regane.bartko7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd be offended as well if the most non-Porsche of all Porsches was manufactured in my home town.

    • @turbointegra82
      @turbointegra82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You guys serve Brats in Lava? Would like to try one sounds yummy!

    • @dallasfreeman9833
      @dallasfreeman9833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So are you Slav or Slov

    • @Gordanovich02
      @Gordanovich02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ulrik the kind of guy to get offended.

  • @mikerich32
    @mikerich32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I noticed that there is a huge sunroof inside the car, but Doug didn't show it off or even mention it? I thought something like that would be noteworthy enough to at least be mentioned.

    • @NYC911
      @NYC911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He did not find the button to open it :)

    • @thrasherx2k1
      @thrasherx2k1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AERO BLKHWK32 it’s a standard feature on all luxury SUV’s now...

    • @justthink5854
      @justthink5854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      his reviews are really getting old

    • @mikerich32
      @mikerich32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ThisCreatedAccount
      How am I supposed to know whether it is a moonroof or a sunroof if he never showed it to us? 🤔

    • @E34Benzin
      @E34Benzin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His reviews are getting shittier and shittier. The test drive part is still mainly his huge FACE.
      Not showing the sunroof is a big fail.

  • @reazkamal7036
    @reazkamal7036 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eagerly awaiting for a review on the 2020 GLE

  • @khathmonykeo9370
    @khathmonykeo9370 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doug just drove by Wilson high school in Long Beach. He was smashing in the gas pedal down xemino st towards the beach like a boss lol!

  • @AutomotiveParadise
    @AutomotiveParadise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Doug is the type of guy who prints every comment about him.

    • @mikebagwell8229
      @mikebagwell8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol Each one on a seperate piece of paper

  • @This_Is_Not_My_Username
    @This_Is_Not_My_Username 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The plastic engine is something I don't see how automakers keep getting away with. Soon you won't even be able to open the hood at all and you'll be forced to take it to an "authorized service location" (dealer) just to add windshield wiper fluid.

    • @krane15
      @krane15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No User Replaceable Parts...like Apple! :)

    • @samserios6428
      @samserios6428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm pretty sure the theres no plastic engine in this car nor in most other road legal cars ;)

    • @krane15
      @krane15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That inevitability has been in progress for some time now.

    • @DB-zo3lz
      @DB-zo3lz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Already happening in Europe! Since at least 2106 with MB.

    • @hotrod5670
      @hotrod5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Anyone who is incapable of removing the plastic engine cover shouldn't be working on the engine anyway.

  • @leeanucha
    @leeanucha 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please review Macan 2019. Your review is the best!

  • @seanc6468
    @seanc6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why am I binge watching Doug videos while I'm on vacation from work?

  • @Zizzily
    @Zizzily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Assuming this works like most other cars' BCM's, the 8 keys means you can have up to 8 keys paired to the car at a time, not the total that can ever be paired to the car.

    • @RustyPetterson
      @RustyPetterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought that was kinda obvious too, but as usual Doug gets the wrong end of the stick. He's not very intelligent, sometimes.

    • @youngalwyn1124
      @youngalwyn1124 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zzyzx Wolfe - We don’t have enough information to know which interpretation is correct.

  • @antonoat
    @antonoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Glad I have just found your channel, I have subscribed just like 2.4 million others because I don't want to miss out, lol. Liking your review style! Cheers from the UK.

    • @DolphinDivingChamp
      @DolphinDivingChamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You dont find doug lol doug finds you

    • @John-ww1jk
      @John-ww1jk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah he will tell you all the quirks and features of the cars

    • @Papi_ChuloCR
      @Papi_ChuloCR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly Doug found you you didn’t find doug

    • @FrankieProkop
      @FrankieProkop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AoToGo You’re in for a treat!

    • @user-mv1nz3hs8p
      @user-mv1nz3hs8p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go watch the old Range Rover videos you redcoat

  • @czechking
    @czechking 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always loved these. .

  • @thecarenthusiast8886
    @thecarenthusiast8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the return of the Owner's manual!

  • @alhassanh5931
    @alhassanh5931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Doug's fans are so cool... It's like they all love him and they make jokes and stuff

    • @motorbloxx
      @motorbloxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It always happens!

    • @mikebagwell8229
      @mikebagwell8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, this channel is a ton of fun

  • @legohead6
    @legohead6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    regarding the 8 keys. I am not familiar with Porsche but id imagine its very similar to Mercedes and BMW that i deal with. The Module that remembers the keys only has 8 spots in memory to hold key data(interestingly this number is the same across all 3 brands), and as far as dealers are concerned its a "write only memory" Once all 8 slots have been written the module needs to be replaced, There are however aftermarket tools available that can erase slots on these modules, this usually requires removing the module from the car and accessing its memory directly, You will only find these special devices with high end locksmiths or very specialized shops.

    • @XInfinityXify
      @XInfinityXify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MarwoodAuto you would have to get your car towed to the shop since you can’t get in the car right?

    • @legohead6
      @legohead6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XInfinityXify yes it would need to be towed as you would not be able to start or drive the car, and the new module will require programming before it will work, not a plug and play event. Doors are easy enough to jimmy if they were also locked. usually the module is located under the dash so they would have to break into the vehicle to gain access.

    • @keithcerce8445
      @keithcerce8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for the info. Makes sense to me being an electronical type a person. Must be using a PROM type of chip to store that info, progamable read only memory. But this is 2019 ? EPROM chips have been avalible approxiamatley 40 years, the E stands for eraesable.
      Security reasons ?

    • @legohead6
      @legohead6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@keithcerce8445 I think its protected by firmware, as it is erasable but In most cases you have to access it via BDM, at which point it can be erased no problem. being able to locate the key data within the entire flash dump is what seperates the men from the boys.
      From what ive been told the data is stored in the boot sector to protect it. I dont know enough about this deep level circuitry to know if that makes sense.

    • @Stryke607
      @Stryke607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keithcerce8445 The reason for not using EPROM is for sure security reasons. We would have a massive problem of stolen cars if the memory for the certificates could be overwritten easily.
      Why the pea-counters don't buy a memory chip for 16 keys is another question, but I guess 8 is more than pretty much anyone will ever need.

  • @jimmycmartinez
    @jimmycmartinez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Going 140 through a corner ...” 😅😅😅. Wow Doug! That’s cray!!

  • @ghyt198
    @ghyt198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great review Doug, kindly show the dash board while driving. .we need that view!

  • @os3429
    @os3429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Doug is the type of dude to upload great content! :)

    • @michellepineda7671
      @michellepineda7671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oswald Duran lol fucking fan boy

    • @os3429
      @os3429 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aounali5089 lmao

  • @WirRegierenRap
    @WirRegierenRap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    doug the type of guy who calls a 160k car "cheap" lmao

    • @wongtayu6468
      @wongtayu6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He literally said "at 160k this thing is hardly cheap"

    • @kervinamoako-atta664
      @kervinamoako-atta664 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol Right!!!

    • @wongtayu6468
      @wongtayu6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Young Black Conservative yeah it's relatively cheap compared to thr Lambo, Maserati and Bentley, what are u on about? Pay attention

    • @toast3251
      @toast3251 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listening isn’t your strongest suit, is it?

    • @wongtayu6468
      @wongtayu6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Young Black Conservative mama didn't feed u oatmeal? Go back to bed champ

  • @stephenlane9127
    @stephenlane9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doug your scoring should include a score in relation to the manufacturer warranty and customer service. I think they're key elements to include for a full review of any vehicle that everyone would like to know prior to buying?!

  • @stevewaller6577
    @stevewaller6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doug the type of guy to suggest love making as "around back"

  • @ryth481
    @ryth481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Doug the type of guy to eat fast food with a knife and fork

    • @AJ-is7iv
      @AJ-is7iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doug is the type of guy to eat fast food and give each restaurant a dougscore

    • @ferrari777ism
      @ferrari777ism 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do that......

  • @WaveManMike
    @WaveManMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Doug is the type of guy to cry after he breaks his car in.

    • @cristiandrapni658
      @cristiandrapni658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doug is the type of guy to torture a kid in order to find the LaMB sAUce: th-cam.com/video/nonaKtOoy3M/w-d-xo.html ...

    • @WaveManMike
      @WaveManMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jake Watson no wtf

    • @WaveManMike
      @WaveManMike 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jake Watson how

    • @EvanRustMakes
      @EvanRustMakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Jake Watson has the big gay

  • @roarpal6314
    @roarpal6314 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    i did a test couple mouth the cayenne and levante are both great suv but i brought the levante cause it convince me more the way
    it drives.....its awesome!!

  • @edwardvalivonis23
    @edwardvalivonis23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Doug is a type of a guy who gives beggar $5 and ask for a change

    • @yonezawa2810
      @yonezawa2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ed Valvonis the jokes don’t really roll off the tongue as well if you’re not a native speaker. Just sayin’.

    • @Geunatboi
      @Geunatboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So how many languages do you speak!?

  • @georgetinawi8215
    @georgetinawi8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Doug, this specific Cayenne Turbo did have the 360 degree camera, the option is called ParkAssist (front and rear) incl. Surround View. Circle Porsche should have taught you how to use it

    • @joetacchino4470
      @joetacchino4470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn’t have the system where you can virtually view your car in 3D and spin it 360 degrees, that’s what he’s talking about.

  • @KermitCohen15
    @KermitCohen15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The ultimate soccer mom mobile

    • @SuperObamaladen
      @SuperObamaladen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's the Bentayga

    • @gockelxxxxxl9584
      @gockelxxxxxl9584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Osama Bin Laden the Second best Soccer mom mobile

    • @Drs9218
      @Drs9218 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      g65*

    • @logan5081
      @logan5081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      **g63**

    • @iBlewupthemoon98
      @iBlewupthemoon98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Porsche Cayenne Turbo: The official car of making sure your privately schooled kids will NEVER be late to soccer practice