@@someguy1894 I took the liberty of relieving you of your plumbing tools, most of them where company property, as for the cap i think you've earned it.
"Dear pesky plumbers, the Combine and I have taken over planet Earth. Eli Vance is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Combine Citadels! I dare you to find him if you can!" -Breen
Oh that reminds me I wrote this random script earlier today “Half-Life 2 but G-Man is Wallace” Er, right-o Mister Freeman, rise and shine! Ehe, not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you, eh? Oh, it seems all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again, ah? Oh, the right man in the wrong trousers can make all the difference in the world. So, wakey wakey Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the cheeeese!
Super Mario in the flesh. Or rather, in the plumber suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your power ups; most of them were Royalty's property. As for the cap, I think you'ver earned it. The Mushroom Kingdom is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed. That's why I'm here, Mr. Mario. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the warp pipe and I will take that as a yes. Otherwise... well... I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived. Time to choose... Wisely done, Mr. Mario. I will see you up ahead. Subjet: Mario Status: Hired Awaiting Assignment Rise and shine, Mr. Mario. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in world 1-1 would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right plumber in the wrong kingdom can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Mario. Wake up and smell the mushrooms. ...time, Mr. Mario? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small timespan. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them. But these are extraordinary times. Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you...if and when your time comes around again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Mr. Mario. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of...well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... This is where I get off. Mister Mario. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your friends were otherwise occupied. Hm. There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Toadstool... When their only experience of humanity was a plumber crushing them from above. When I plucked her from Mushroom Kingdom, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when quelling them was out of the question. Still, I am not one to squander my investments... and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial...appraisal. That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival. See her safely to Kongo Jungle, Mr. Mario. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions. And one for Luigi as Shephard So, Mr. Luigi, we meet at last. Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand, and now I require a further indulgence on your part. I cannot close my report until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been King Boo's Mansion, but I think that's finally taken care of itself... *big explosion in the background* ...Quite so. But there is still the lingering matter of witnesses. I admit I have a fascination with those who adapt and survive against all odds. They rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to preserve you for a time. While I believe a plumber of moral and principles like yourself understands the importance of... discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting, and rather than continually subject you to the irresistible human temptation of telling all, we have decided to...convey you somewhere you can do no possible harm, and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine there are worse alternatives. Subject: Luigi Status: Detained Further Evaluation Pending Now one with Peach as Alyx. Gman: Impressive work miss Toadstool. Peach: Mario? Is that you? Gman: Mario? Miss Toadstool, you wouldn't need all that to imprison Mario. Peach: So who are you? Gman: Perhaps what i am is not as important as what i can offer you in exchange for coming all this way. Some believe the fate of the kingdoms is inflexible. My employers disagree. They authorized me to nudge things hm, in a particular direction from time to time. What could you want nudged miss Toadstool? Peach: The Koopas off Mushroom Kingdom. I want the Koopas off the kingdom. Gman: Ah, that would be a considerable large nudge. Too large given the interests of my employers. Peach: Well, you asked. Gman: What if i could offer you something you don't know you want. *A flash to the scene where King Toadstool is dead on Peach arms* Peach: Dad? DAD!? W-where? I-is that me? What is this? What's happening? Gman: We are in the future, this is the moment where you watch your father die... unless... Pach: What? Unless what? Gman: Unless you would to take matters into your own hands. *The scene reverse itself showing a bunch of Koopas about to kill the King and Peach is given a fire flower power up* Gman: Save your father miss Toadstool. *Peach charges a fire ball and shoots it at the Koopas destroying them* Gman: Good. As a consequence of your actions this entity will continue and these entities will not. Peach: Right. So he's ok right? He lives. My dad lives. Gman: You are aware that you've proven yourself to be of extraordinary value. A previous hirer has been unable or unwilling to perform the taks lay before him. *The silloute of a short man with a red cap can be seen* Gman: We have struggle to find a suitable replacement... until now. Peach: No! I-i just want to go home. Send me home! Gman: I'm afraid you misundertand the situation Miss Toadstool. Peach: Wait! Hey wait! Wait! WAIT! Subject: Peach Toadstool Status: Hired Awaiting Assignment ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Cappy: Warning. Vital signs critical. Seek 1UP mushrooms. King Toadstool: Mario! Mario! Wake up Mario. She's gone Mario, she's gone. Son of a kong and his "unforeseen consequences"! I knew it. When I get my hands on him, I'm gonna… I'm gonna KILL him. I've got to figure this out. Right now *deep exhale* Como on, Mario. We´ve got work to do.
Super Mario, in the flesh. Or rather, in the overalls. I took the liberty of relieving you of your powerups, most of them were Mushroom Kingdom property. As for the Super-Mushroom, I believe you've earned it. The borderworld, Bowsers Castle, is under our control, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you accomplished there. I am impressed.
I almost died of laughter at Timbles dancing as mario to a Mario 64 soundboard of Feel Good Inc and then Mahogany yelling "STOP IT!" and kicking him into the acidic sewage
Considering the amount of energy you guys have been putting in these last videos, this channel name should be probably changed to Deadbattery Gaming. Good stuff
i think the video closing off on the suggestion to watch the time you guys did the spyro HL1 mod, which controls better than this one, is the perfect punchline to these entire highlights
Nothing too out of the ordinary Two italian men jumping around a warzone eh normal NPCs randomly shrinking and changing sizes Also normal Luigi being the one that always dies as usual Break dances being able to kill Yep everything is fine headcrabs now that's weird don't see that everyday
fun video I enjoy if there's ever a next time there's a better playable mario addon that rips him directly from his game but idk how it works in multiplayer maybe keep these player models just in case
Hey, you should do this with G64 instead of this weird Mario 64 mod. G64 used libsm64, which is an actual thing that uses Mario 64 source code to run an accurate recreation of how Mario would actually work in Half-Life 2 maps.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Block Mesa 64](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q4b_-3_wxtg/mqdefault.jpg)
Thanks to our Ko-Fi supporter this video! ( ko-fi.com/deadwatergaming )
*EpicGirlSonic*
ONLY ONE PERSON?!
That’s me!!
@@jinxyjangle nice
@@jinxyjangle nice
Based supporter
Mario doesnt need to hear all this he’s a highly trained plumber.
Super mario in the flesh
Mario! Man, am I glad to see you, what the hell are these things and why are they wearing turtle shells on their backs?
Lol
@@chicken8953 Or, rather the red pluming suit.
@@someguy1894 I took the liberty of relieving you of your plumbing tools, most of them where company property, as for the cap i think you've earned it.
"Dear pesky plumbers, the Combine and I have taken over planet Earth. Eli Vance is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Combine Citadels! I dare you to find him if you can!"
-Breen
If i wasn't obligated to write the names of our ko-fi supporters in a pinned comment, this would've been the pin lol.
@@DeadwaterGaming Hahaha
@@AstroTom You're here too? Of course you are
@@NecksqueezegamesI am the most consistently annoying Deadwater fan because I'm everywhere.
@@AstroTom if you was in the old discord server, you would have been the number 1 fan
I like how mahogany becomes more insane each video
Next video is gonna be mortuary assistant and mahogany is going to be the demon
Rise and shhhiiiinnneeee, Mr. Mario... Rise and shine....
Peach, do you have a koopa in your throat?
Oh that reminds me I wrote this random script earlier today
“Half-Life 2 but G-Man is Wallace”
Er, right-o Mister Freeman, rise and shine! Ehe, not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest than you, eh? Oh, it seems all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again, ah?
Oh, the right man in the wrong trousers can make all the difference in the world. So, wakey wakey Mister Freeman. Wake up and smell the cheeeese!
@@thatmadengineer_5552 This made my day lmao
GMan would say this on a floating cloud with a smiley face
@@thatmadengineer_5552nice lol!
Nice of the Combine to relocate us to City 17, eh Luigi?
I hope they give us lotsa rations!
"Can we be done yet?" 19:15 is such a Mahogany thing to say lmaoo
The fact that Mario can’t even see the tops of the desks in Kleiner’s Lab means that in Black Mesa Mario would have needed an extra short work-space
"we found the sequel to father Grigory" is not something I knew I needed to hear
father gregory: the second coming
Come
"The right plumber in the wrong kingdom can make all the difference in the world."
I disagree with the concept that youtube comments are sentient beings
we are not real
you aren’t real
hamburger
Which totally isnt what a sentient TH-cam comment would say 👀🤔
@@queenofnarnia1011 you are a rogue ai, stop it or you will be terminated
The last thing breen heard before the citadel exploded was "IT'S-A ME, MARIO"
Poor Luigi is having a bad day while Mario is just killing Combine soldiers like a boss with his sick dance moves!
Watching Mario rampage through Civil Protection officers with his fists is exactly what we needed, I hope the big evil corp leaves it alone.
the mario 64 version of fly me to the moon sounds heavenly
Super Mario in the flesh. Or rather, in the plumber suit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your power ups; most of them were Royalty's property. As for the cap, I think you'ver earned it.
The Mushroom Kingdom is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there. I am impressed.
That's why I'm here, Mr. Mario. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential.
You’ve proved yourself a decisive man, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the warp pipe and I will take that as a yes.
Otherwise... well... I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning. Rather an anticlimax, after what you’ve just survived.
Time to choose...
Wisely done, Mr. Mario. I will see you up ahead.
Subjet: Mario
Status: Hired
Awaiting Assignment
Rise and shine, Mr. Mario. Rise and shine.
Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in world 1-1 would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again.
The right plumber in the wrong kingdom can make all the difference in the world.
So, wake up, Mr. Mario. Wake up and smell the mushrooms.
...time, Mr. Mario? Is it really that time again?
It seems as if you only just arrived.
You've done a great deal in a small timespan.
You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services. Ordinarily, I wouldn't contemplate them. But these are extraordinary times.
Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you...if and when your time comes around again.
I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Mr. Mario. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of...well... I'm really not at liberty to say.
In the meantime... This is where I get off.
Mister Mario. I realize this moment may not be the most convenient for a heart-to-heart, but I had to wait until your friends were otherwise occupied. Hm.
There was a time they cared nothing for Miss Toadstool... When their only experience of humanity was a plumber crushing them from above.
When I plucked her from Mushroom Kingdom, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such naysayers when quelling them was out of the question.
Still, I am not one to squander my investments... and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial...appraisal. That's why I must now extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival.
See her safely to Kongo Jungle, Mr. Mario. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions.
And one for Luigi as Shephard
So, Mr. Luigi, we meet at last. Please, don't think that I've been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these... troubled times. I do hope you understand, and now I require a further indulgence on your part. I cannot close my report until every loose end has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been King Boo's Mansion, but I think that's finally taken care of itself... *big explosion in the background* ...Quite so.
But there is still the lingering matter of witnesses. I admit I have a fascination with those who adapt and survive against all odds. They rather remind me of myself. If for no other reason, I have argued to preserve you for a time.
While I believe a plumber of moral and principles like yourself understands the importance of... discretion, my employers are not quite so trusting, and rather than continually subject you to the irresistible human temptation of telling all, we have decided to...convey you somewhere you can do no possible harm, and where no harm can come to you. I'm sure you can imagine there are worse alternatives.
Subject: Luigi
Status: Detained
Further Evaluation Pending
Now one with Peach as Alyx.
Gman: Impressive work miss Toadstool.
Peach: Mario? Is that you?
Gman: Mario? Miss Toadstool, you wouldn't need all that to imprison Mario.
Peach: So who are you?
Gman: Perhaps what i am is not as important as what i can offer you in exchange for coming all this way. Some believe the fate of the kingdoms is inflexible. My employers disagree. They authorized me to nudge things hm, in a particular direction from time to time. What could you want nudged miss Toadstool?
Peach: The Koopas off Mushroom Kingdom. I want the Koopas off the kingdom.
Gman: Ah, that would be a considerable large nudge. Too large given the interests of my employers.
Peach: Well, you asked.
Gman: What if i could offer you something you don't know you want.
*A flash to the scene where King Toadstool is dead on Peach arms*
Peach: Dad? DAD!? W-where? I-is that me? What is this? What's happening?
Gman: We are in the future, this is the moment where you watch your father die... unless...
Pach: What? Unless what?
Gman: Unless you would to take matters into your own hands.
*The scene reverse itself showing a bunch of Koopas about to kill the King and Peach is given a fire flower power up*
Gman: Save your father miss Toadstool.
*Peach charges a fire ball and shoots it at the Koopas destroying them*
Gman: Good. As a consequence of your actions this entity will continue and these entities will not.
Peach: Right. So he's ok right? He lives. My dad lives.
Gman: You are aware that you've proven yourself to be of extraordinary value. A previous hirer has been unable or unwilling to perform the taks lay before him.
*The silloute of a short man with a red cap can be seen*
Gman: We have struggle to find a suitable replacement... until now.
Peach: No! I-i just want to go home. Send me home!
Gman: I'm afraid you misundertand the situation Miss Toadstool.
Peach: Wait! Hey wait! Wait! WAIT!
Subject: Peach Toadstool
Status: Hired
Awaiting Assignment
...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Cappy: Warning. Vital signs critical. Seek 1UP mushrooms.
King Toadstool: Mario! Mario! Wake up Mario. She's gone Mario, she's gone. Son of a kong and his "unforeseen consequences"! I knew it. When I get my hands on him, I'm gonna… I'm gonna KILL him. I've got to figure this out. Right now *deep exhale* Como on, Mario. We´ve got work to do.
I need one for Half-Life Alyx as Peach
@@marvinarellano3087 Done!
Nice.
The super Mario 64 beta was much darker
Those split seconds where you see the inside of Mario's face are the best thing ever.
I wish we had breakdancing Mario in the actual Mario 64 game.
But we do tho
@@AevilJ Wait, really?
@@Destroyer_UA we do, have you never seen a video showing off the "sweep kick" move?
@@Jariner_exists No.
It is press z then b
THERE I AM, GARY! THERE I AM!
Holy shit, that Mario 64 version of "Fly me to the Moon" rules.
Super Mario, in the flesh. Or rather, in the overalls. I took the liberty of relieving you of your powerups, most of them were Mushroom Kingdom property. As for the Super-Mushroom, I believe you've earned it. The borderworld, Bowsers Castle, is under our control, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you accomplished there. I am impressed.
"you can now play as luigi"!
5:14 casually dancing while bad dude shooting
This video feels like a fever dream
that's just the average deadwater gaming experience
Every copy of Half Life 2 is personalized, Mr. Mario
I almost died of laughter at Timbles dancing as mario to a Mario 64 soundboard of Feel Good Inc and then Mahogany yelling "STOP IT!" and kicking him into the acidic sewage
Mario unleashes his wrath upon the combine
My "He was the finest mind of our generation" eulogy is raising a lot of questions already answered by my eulogy
Here because this mod is probably gone with the Nintendo striking Garry’s mod
Every Super Mario 64 copy is personalized
I appreciate the Lego Island music in the water hazard section lol
YAHOO!
*jumps into a wall and dies*
Considering the amount of energy you guys have been putting in these last videos, this channel name should be probably changed to Deadbattery Gaming.
Good stuff
Loved this Fly Me To The Moon (evangelion version) Mario 64 sound font. Amazing brian
The most indestructible people: 2 Italians
rise and fly, mr. mario. rise, and, fly to the moon.
So how was your weekend?
Mod of a mod? Let me introduce you to STALKER modding community
Mario and Luigi passed their fitness gram pacer test with flying spaghetti.
imagine if mario from mario 64 came up to a REAL policeman, breakdanced, and the officer just RAGDOLLS
The crossover we didn’t expect, but the crossover we needed.
"I didn't know breakdancing would kill you D:"
15:56 "Winston's been hit."
man i love this new super mario bros 2 movie: super gordon life featuring clinically insane upset dubious luigi
Please tell me I'm not the only one who knows where that "lots of spaghetti" sound effect is from at 12:18
Good ol’ Homeless Goomba.
Okay, what are all of these MIDI pop song covers?! They're sending me!
xD
this is such a scuffed mario 64 addon
i can't belive they would play fly me to the moon in the sm64 soundofnt
Half-Life 2 But Mahogany is done with this game!
Here it is. The content I've been waiting for.
one of those mario 64 remixes of some song, i keep expecting it to launch into Satori's theme.
This is the most chaotic video ever, lol
By Deadwater standards it's pretty normal 😆
Mario gonna steal Breen’s liver.
Holy shit this video has so much good music in it lol
First the Louie Zong and then that one track from Lethal league
Mario brothers brutaly die compilation
More like, Luigi dies and Mario ignores while he's being abusive to every creature around him XD.
i think the video closing off on the suggestion to watch the time you guys did the spyro HL1 mod, which controls better than this one, is the perfect punchline to these entire highlights
Mom said it's my turn to play as Luigi !
Nothing too out of the ordinary
Two italian men jumping around a warzone
eh normal
NPCs randomly shrinking and changing sizes
Also normal
Luigi being the one that always dies
as usual
Break dances being able to kill
Yep
everything is fine
headcrabs
now that's weird
don't see that everyday
Imagine being a combine elite, a literal super soldier from another dimension, just to be killed an Italian shorter than a midget.
Meanwhile, in the mushroom kingdom:
I'm sorry but I love this Mario abusing Luigi playthrough
"Mr. Mario, prepare for unforeseen consequences."
-Bowser
Mario never loses a dance battle
"so its a mod of a mod, you can do that?" well he has clearly never enjoyed a bethesda game in his life
15:56
💖💖Winston’s been hit!💖💖
nintendo striked the mod so im sorry you cant go super 64 now :c (its because the nintendo copyright)
Nintendo basically only does this to remove competition
This is literally Half-life 2 64
Dear Gordon please come to the citadel I've bake a cake for you yours truly administrator Wallace Breen
16:00
"I must go now, my people need me."
you are my favourite gamers
A gnome means a Easter egg in this level !
4:20 is that… fly me to the moon???
Amazing video many lauhhs
Laffs
@@IAhmadGT exactly
i was about to say "didnt you post a video three days ago?" but then i realized it was 3 weeks ago
13:10 timble will never stop gaslighting mahogany
Half Mario 64
You guys having fun like that is making me laugh,not gonna lie and i thank you for that
Have a nice day,sir*2
Soda can is horizontal,
Elevator is falling diagonally,
What is vertical ?
As a half life fan, I can confirm that I hate pokemon, only love half life and I am not a well rounded individual.
Mahogany would get along great with Jolly Wangcore given their shared bias towards any game that doesn't control like Half Life
It'sa me! gordon freeman.
This is a very personalized copy
I Just got back from seeing the Mario movie.. now this. Been a good day. 😂
Mario and Luigi: Unforseen Consequences
Nice Mario frag video.
R.I.P. every Nintendo property on the Garry's Mod workshop
Oooo, you guys should do Lambda Fortress! I only recently discovered it and it's so goddamn fun!
i love your slow asses, you two seems always high and its amazing
Wow yall have some insane personalized copies of Sm64
wow i don't remember this part of mario 64
Half Life : 64 / Super Life 2 / Wahoo Simulator 2.0
I still can't believe you can actually play as mario and lugil for any games thx to the codes
11:08 Lethal League Blaze music, immediately based
6:57 I think it's entropy zero uprising
fun video I enjoy
if there's ever a next time there's a better playable mario addon that rips him directly from his game but idk how it works in multiplayer
maybe keep these player models just in case
Hey, you should do this with G64 instead of this weird Mario 64 mod. G64 used libsm64, which is an actual thing that uses Mario 64 source code to run an accurate recreation of how Mario would actually work in Half-Life 2 maps.
i think you need the ROM for that mod, we didn't wanna mess with all that lol
@@DeadwaterGaming Id Say Just Go For It But Whatever
@@DeadwaterGaming Its just a .ROM that you tell GMOD where it is and then boom it works, it comes with multiplayer n all
I love you, TimbleWeebs.
1:15 more like MahoganyCrater
Half life 64