The ending sequence was the best part of the entire experience 14:50 Edit: Forgot to credit Vinesauce and their subreddit for the mod and for doing this before us Get the mod here: drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lBIm8N-g23SzRHVUVPMDFlS2s/view
@@Ghatos What I did to prevent any HL:A spoilers for around 4 months is to get a plugin that blocks anything with the related terms. Go get it, and I'm warning you DON'T GET SPOILED! This game was lifechanging for me, nothing compares. Not the Witcher 3, Not Minecraft, Not any movie, not any TV show. It is the best form of media. Experience it on your own going blind. And don't come back to this message.
The combines choice to make the uniform gold was very reasonable, the civilians are impressed and mesmerised by the shiny gold, and therefore will have less time to commit crimes
How the world turns into a big room at 17:11 make it look like the whole game was in some kind of holo deck and that Gman comes in, turns it off and tells you that your time in it is up.
What are the odds that G-Man literally says that right next to the end : 17:35 and also Alyx saying that because what he was saying was making no sense lol : 15:37
Hl2 end: As the traffic sign potato explosion slows, a rattling sounds throughout the upper floor of the citadel. A wet squishing plays as Gman appears on scene. ""Hello my children it is I"
7:28 Ironically that's the face of one of Eli Vances predecessors, Captain Vance, leader of the Combine Conscripts from the Air Exchange Era (2001 - 2003) version of HL2.
8:00 I mean, I know Nuclear Mission Jam is in the HL2 sound files, but I think it's funny how it was chosen when Cicero gets the crowbar. I mean Gordon.
I think this may be my favorite deadwater video ever. Just a few moments already form my opinion. The "if I ever get my hands on dr breen" rondevo, the buildings flying out of the citadel, Kleiner angrily saying "You have your mother's eyes" to Barney in the interrogation holding area, all the Gman scenes, the movie with the green screen, the citizen yelling at you "Shut it down, shut it down!"
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The ending sequence was the best part of the entire experience 14:50
Edit: Forgot to credit Vinesauce and their subreddit for the mod and for doing this before us
Get the mod here: drive.google.com/file/d/0B5lBIm8N-g23SzRHVUVPMDFlS2s/view
Pure chaos. I love it
Couldn't have put it better myself.
How did you host your own synergy server?
Doctor Breen is a synth!
Vinesauce is noise
So this is what happens when you drink Dr. Breen’s Private reserve.
I don’t even remember how I got here!
@@itwontcomeout5678 mkjjk juin kifkdsks
Or a regular tap water
@@kseniyazarubina5484 or kleiner soda
Yeah , you forgot about what is what and dont even remember how do you get in an Texture Helll
"The right line in the wrong place can make the funniest difference"
15:37 words have never been truer
So speak up, Mr. Freeman. Speak up, and hear the laughs...
"... in the world."
Intercede.
Lol
17:35 Half Life: Alyx spoilers
you saying that spoiled me >:c
@@Ghatos Stay away from Half Life in general if you don't want Alyx spoilers.
@@Cscuile yeah, I will
@@Ghatos What I did to prevent any HL:A spoilers for around 4 months is to get a plugin that blocks anything with the related terms. Go get it, and I'm warning you DON'T GET SPOILED! This game was lifechanging for me, nothing compares. Not the Witcher 3, Not Minecraft, Not any movie, not any TV show. It is the best form of media. Experience it on your own going blind. And don't come back to this message.
@@Cscuile What plugin?
Tell me or I will hug you.
15:04 I like how this implies Breen isn't actually sure if he got Gordon or if it's some other guy, so he looks at Eli for confirmation
The CP unit at 4:06 unlocked the golden skin after beating 100 civilians
The combines choice to make the uniform gold was very reasonable, the civilians are impressed and mesmerised by the shiny gold, and therefore will have less time to commit crimes
gotta grind for those skins
If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen
If Barney hadn't been behind on his beating quota, then he, too could unlock the Golden Skin.
@@Comboowo he did
15:13
mossman making zombie sounds is literally one of the most hilarious things i've ever seen today.
WOW GORDON FREEMAN AND ABOUT TIME TOO!
ID GET INTO THE BASEMENT IF I WERE YOU
Well, Gordon Freeman! And about time too!
Speak english
*six*
Cant believe gman steals alyx in the end
YES MY CHILDREN IT IS I
look Gordon, hearts. You can use these to get more attention.
This aged like wine
Reload a crowbar.
Ah yes the reload man is here
13:09 "Take care of yourself"
*Nuclear fistbump*
If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen
“Alyx you just blew up Arkansas”
@@dachemistofx1667 That's oddly specific.
Gman: “YES CHILDREN IT IS I!”
Ace_ofchaos BLING BLING BOY
Gman: It's my girl!
"Couldn't have said it better myself."
"That's my girl..."
it's actually "Yes, my children, it is i!"
“That’s my girl.” G-man 2020
It's his grill.
Half Life:Alyx ending in nutshell
He turned himself into a brick, funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
𝙄𝙈 𝘽𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙇 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙆
IM RICKLE BRIIIIICK
Brick and Morty
@@RaposaCadela Brick and Mortar
*TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GORDON*
15:36
..."Speak English"
The most sensible comment I've heard throughout this entire video.
4:31 Shut it down! Shut it down!
15:12
Wallace Breen: talking about how it is Gordan Freeman, and about time too.
Judith Mossman: *screaming in agony*
Alyx Vance: "Speak English!"
"I don't dream anymore."
"Well, Gordon Freeman! And about time, too! ˢᶦˣ."
I would get in the basement if I were you, I would get in the basement if I were you.
If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen
Breen is talking about t h a t c a t
17:08, if that explosion had a face texture, that would have been it for me
That would have actually killed me
17:12
*G-man going down stairs and falling on a headcrab*
"Yes my children it's I!"
HAHAHA, great visual!
More like going through pots and pans and something falls on a headcrab
Couldn't have put it better myself
g-man falls down stairs, and enters a large waste chamber where Breen lives
nah he stepped on a manhack
11:22 I guess he got his hands on Dr. Breen.
If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen
If I ever get my hands on Dr. Breen
fI I revE teG yM sdnaH nO rotcoD neerB
the NPC is self aware at 4:31 and wants you to shut down the game because it can’t live in this hellscape
*gman pops into existence*
YES MY CHILDREN IT IS I
That's my girl
@@JadeyJ4d3y >my children
> that's my girl
_oh no_
@@cathacker13 *JapaneseBushBaby flashbacks* Oh no
@@Fenrize Do you like xentai?
@@cathacker13 Xentai me daddy
16:14, then "The right line in the wrong place."
That ending was fantastic. It's been a while since I'd laughed at a video like that. Thank you.
How the world turns into a big room at 17:11 make it look like the whole game was in some kind of holo deck and that Gman comes in, turns it off and tells you that your time in it is up.
Gordon Freeman is just some bratty kid in a VR arcade and G-Man is his father telling him it's time to leave.
What are the odds that kleiner actually says "well, gordon freeman" in a randomizer with hundreds of different sounds
@Maximal's Personal Profile what kind of math did you just invent
My real name is Bubby
What are the odds that G-Man literally says that right next to the end : 17:35
and also Alyx saying that because what he was saying was making no sense lol : 15:37
@Maximal's Personal Profile I dont know how you got to the 63%, plugging in 65 for n gives you like 1.5x10^-118 not 0.63
@@thepotatoof4219 never would have guessed or cared to, thanks for the information though.
4:36 That poster is facing full-life consequences.
Water the pants carefully so they don't drown
*IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON DOCTOR BREEN*
don't mess with doctor breen
he's not one for sympathy
teh doctor jeers and fades away
now this is teh price that you must pay
Can that be an actual song please?
@@francyssscarlett1757 th-cam.com/video/fc3T8GdI6lw/w-d-xo.html
@@francyssscarlett1757 AND IT IS!
Therepist: "Mr. Cleen isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Mr. Cleen: 1:56
15:43
Whenever X Æ A-12 gets mad
Wow, I can't believe Gordon still had all the right lines!
@@trueiswrong im impressed that noone took this joke seriously. Good job humanity :)
@@trueiswrong amogus
@@trueiswrong amogus
If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen
15:37 "speak English" LITTERALY THE MOST TRUE THING TO SAY IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO
Out of all the nonsensical mess.
"Guys the floor is birds"
Alyx in the distance: "good catch"
Alyx being encouraging as always :) even in the face of all this craziness
Gman in HL: Alyx be like 17:35
N
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@@llionelcastro7836 did you have a stroke
"I'd go in the basement if i were you!"
-The kidnapper luring me into the basement.
I'd like to see this randomizer run on Hunt Down the Freeman. It might retroactively elevate it to the level of surreal art masterpiece.
Be careful what you wish for. You might've just doomed this entire fanbase.
@@DeadwaterGaming I am prepared for unforeseen consequences.
@@DeadwaterGaming I second this persons thought.
That would actually make me interested in getting to the end just on the off chance i can get to the last line and hear "My mother is DEAD?!"
That would be a.... considerable nudge.
15:35 the video should have just ended here. This is hands down the most perfect conclusion to all this insanity possible.
Are you telling me g-man saying "that's my girl" isn't a suitable ending?
Thats my girl was awesome
@@Sharicite “could of said it better myself”
If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen
Oh god, uh...
*SECTOR IS NOT SECURED.*
*BREK OUT BREAK OUT BREAK OUT.*
Requesting Skyshield
Overwatch confirm visual contact
@Mr. Strider *VISCON, VISCON.*
Timestamp
Hl2 end:
As the traffic sign potato explosion slows, a rattling sounds throughout the upper floor of the citadel. A wet squishing plays as Gman appears on scene.
""Hello my children it is I"
Couldn’t have put it better myself.
@@sarsath7481 it’s my girl
"Take care of your self out there"
*Nukes the radio with her fist*
You mean Arkansas?
17:20-17:40 was absolutely perfect I can’t believe it
11:04 sick beats
"Poor laszlo. The finest mind of his generation."
I heard it like a hundred times through the gameplay
*_In ravenholm you do well- In raven- in ravenholm_*
If I Ever Get My Hands On Doctor Breen
7:28
Ironically that's the face of one of Eli Vances predecessors, Captain Vance, leader of the Combine Conscripts from the Air Exchange Era (2001 - 2003) version of HL2.
True
ITS FROM THE HL2 BETAH!!
"Gordon, that dropship is coming right for us! UAAAAAAUUUUURGH!!!"
10:49 Dr breen the musical
Look gordon, Ropez...We can use them to *GET OUR HANDS ON DOCTOR BREEN*
Can I download this? I want to open a game and hear someone shout "COME", would surely spice up my life
Its called Source randomizer
@@imnolo6254 yeah I saw after commenting this that it was in the description. I obviously didn't read it carefully enough
@@Mr_Lesbian bro its a rare chance, this randomizes EVERY asset so you prob would hear "COME" later
@@wozahh shame, but it's still hilarious
"CUUM"
- Father gregory -
8:05 I wish my crowbar cheered me on when I swung it
12:27 That SMG wouldnt be out of place as a skin in CSGO and its sweet.
Same with the shotgun
1:38 that a living tombstone!
1:30 Outrageous, that's male_06. Disliked, unsubscribed, reported, copyright striked
You did the right thing
not all heroes wear capes
17:35 HL:Alyx spoiler
9:25
>green screening from within a video game
fucking majestic.
“han I- I love you”
“AS LONG AS HE STAYS AWAY FROM CHECKPOINTS WE SHOULD BE OK”
0:11 ''Rise and shine, Mr FFFF. FFFFF.''
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMAN
Gordon Freeman in the alternate universe where his name is Mr. FFFFFFF FFFFFFF:
I want "If i get my hands on Dr. Breen" full version.
3:25 I REJECT MY HUMANITY, GORDON!!!
_The right line in the wrong place can make the funniest joke in the world.. So, Wake up, Gordon Freeman, and about time too!_
“If I ever get my hands on Doctor Breen” has gotta be my new favorite song
5:54 That has to be the sexiest wall I've ever seen
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plot twist: alyx is the g-man's daughter
17:03
She was going to mention *that cat* before being cut off by an explosion.
That ending sequence was pretty much LSD dream emulator remastered.
I'd say the entire mod was like that
0:33
Intercede
*COME*
Sorry to be that guy, but it's "intercede".
I don't know why but this comment cracked me up so badly
Newspaper eyeball?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*CUM*
- Father G Man
8:00 I mean, I know Nuclear Mission Jam is in the HL2 sound files, but I think it's funny how it was chosen when Cicero gets the crowbar.
I mean Gordon.
you mean its working? for real this ti-
@@apchistuz *shoots grenade*
6:57
So, apparently it randomizes pitch within the Source engine. Oh noooo...
9:31 DISCORD VORTIGAUNT
I think this may be my favorite deadwater video ever. Just a few moments already form my opinion. The "if I ever get my hands on dr breen" rondevo, the buildings flying out of the citadel, Kleiner angrily saying "You have your mother's eyes" to Barney in the interrogation holding area, all the Gman scenes, the movie with the green screen, the citizen yelling at you "Shut it down, shut it down!"
Mossman: *Walks into frame*
Mossman: *Agonized screams*
Source is like my second home. Even randomized, it still feels familiar.
Dr. Breen: "I'm not a betting man, but the odds are not good."
Dr. Mossman: *Chewbacca mating call*
“If I ever get my hands on doctor Breen” and “I’d get in to the basement if I were you” are both very musical
13:57 I turned myself into a brickle bricky! IM BRICKLE BRIIIIICK!!!
11:27 he finally got his hands on Dr. Breen
If i ever get my hands on Dr. Breen,
If i ever get my hands on Dr. Breen,
I would get into the basement if i were you.
At 13:08, I imagined the scene as Alyx putting in the self-destruct code of the base.
- Slip into your suit now.
- Haha, I got one :D
i love how the human face textures are always plastered in the worst possible places
I have never been tempted to draw so much "fan art" in my entire life. This is a horrific nightmare fuel that keeps on giving.
How is literally everything the gman says comic gold
*C O M E*
"that's my girl"
Yes my children it is i
Even the non-dialogue sounds fit like a glove.
13:10 “Take care of yourself.” (Kaboom)
That’s gave me a strange halo reach vibe for some reason
Alyx saying “Speak English” was such a good line for this, it honestly felt like it was planned beforehand
I love how at the end Gman says "It's my girl" and we know what happens at the end of Half Life: Alyx
10:54 that hellscape tho.
Blood splatter sky and nuclear apocalypse cityscape lol
14:59
Well Gordon Freeman, and about time to!
...
...
...
*_SIX_*
Wrong timestamp
tbh that blue vort design was just straight up really nice
time stamp????
@@handlenottaken9:25
@@IamNukem THX
@@handlenottaken Don't have to thank me.
Okay, so that galaxy synthwave club guarded by the solid gold metro cops was legitimately amazing.
It is now officially canon that Alyx is G-man's daughter.
The (anti-jellybean) skeleton has appeared
t h a t ‘ s m y g i r l .
Both Gordon and Alyx are his children apparently
@@Knapperoni ayo wait then Gordon and Alyx getting a little too close..
@@generaltobias3777AYO WHAT
when she spoke like a zombie i nearly died XD
I hope some NPC just starts making Strider sounds xD
7:42 funny enough that citizen face texture has the name Vance in the files.
"Gordon, that dropship's coming right for us! UUAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!"
12:11 look gordon, ropes! we can use these to traverse big pits!
actually that might not be a ro-... HELLO, GORDON!
Gman: *appears*
Gman: “yes my children it is I”
I haven't cried so much of laughter in so long holy
"Alright cool,what on earth am I looking at?" XD ((0:27))
Imagine you're in the Matrix. A software update goes wrong and reality suddenly becomes THIS.
Valve:creates engine of the future with realistic graphics, that impresses people until now
Modders:
Honestly it still impresses people when they realize that the game is from 2004
2:01 this dude was ready for quarantine
Somehow G-Man’s randomized lines at the end actually make more sense than the original.
14:44 I mean, it _did_ creep forth boldly...
8:53 "Don't touch the... floor is... the stairs." -Mahogany, 2020
Eli seriously turned himself into Captain Vance from the beta
“If I ever get my hands on Dr. Breen”
*TOP TEN RAPPERS EMINEM WAS TOO AFRAID TO DISS*
17:20 Top G-Man speeches 2020 (Half-Life 3 Leak)
11:25
Sounds like Barney got his hands on Dr. Breen.
13:09 The most epic Videogame goodbye yet?