PirateSoftware on FerretSoftware and why he loves ferrets
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- PirateSoftware on FerretSoftware and why he loves ferrets so much!
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Ferrets are malfunctioning cat software on snake hardware, they have two braincells, both are violence, and there is only chaos. They are stupid, but smart. They are goblin energy incarnate.
Perhaps the two braincells are also cat and snake brain cells and are barely compatible. They only work together for violence
My living room TV is streaming this 24/7. The music is so nice in the background, we love it.
Finally you understand me. My mother thinks that the stream is a scam and that Thor just keeps all the revenue, and my dad just doesn't want to listen to anything besides his music
He actually used the correct term, Obligate carnivore, most people just say Carnivore, when most carnivores are not pure meat eaters, very few actually are
Same for herbivores.
Yeah it's cute, he's got like what seven ferrets or someth-
>45
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN.
Thor out here building a bussiness
Heh 😆
Industry plants have oppertunity to grow i guess.
@@BramzterHe isn't an industry plant. He left the industry and is now actively fighting against its bullshit.
@@dergtehdergon9241 "he isnt an industry plant" brother his entire schtick is "my dad works at ninten- blizzard". Also he hates game preservation so no, he is very much not fighting against "its bullshit". he is the bullshit.
@@unicornpoo7441 bro except he rarely talks about his dad and actively calls out the BS in the industry?
He had called so many ceos and companies assholes and idiots and he only mentions his Dad when someone asks. If Thor was an industry plant he is literally the worst one ever 😂
CohhCarnage is ON POINT, add names and pictures of all the ferrets so we can sponsor our favorites
I don't think of Thor as adding 2 years to those ferrets' lifespan... I think of him as adding an additional 40% to their lifespan.
Just imagine if someone showed up and started helping and you got another 25-30 years of good life because of it. That's what he's doing.
Flies only live a day, I bet we could get that up to a week if we pour money into that, that's a +600% increase
Dude over here LITERALLY making a Business [what a group of ferrets are called] (or busyness historically)
my uncle kept ferrets in a cage built into his shed. had to look after them once they would always move the food bowls to the other end of the cage, so id have to open the door to go get it.. and they'd immediately try and leg it. needless to say after an evening looking for ferrets I learned to make sure the shed door was tightly shut before going in for their food bowls
I have a ferret that's 9 years old, first time I've heard of ferrets only living between 5-7 years old and we've never had any vets costs apart from regular distemper vaccinations because we have a dog. he eats raw egg yolks, red meat and chicken, has been totally free range for the last 2 years after we thought he escaped - no hutch, he can run around the garden and the neighbours as well, he can leave at any time and sleeps in our shed. he is on his own as when he was younger the other ferrets stole his food so he is the exception when it comes to that. thought I'd comment as the vets cost sound insane, we spend about $70 equivalent/50GBP for vaccinations and thats it. our dogs vet bills have been multiples larger than the ferrets, especially since he's 11 years old and a bit nuts
I can guess from your use of the GBP that you are in Britain - if this is incorrect my apologies.
I've listened to Thor talk about this in depth many times so I thought I'd add some extra context for your thoughts since it wasn't included in the clip:
Thor has explained in other places, that this is a particular problem for American Ferrets due to breeding practices from companies using them for medical testing - leading to a lower than natural lifespan for them. Among SO many other issues. Native ferrets, like it sounds like you have at home, won't be suffering the same consequences and will live much better, longer lives is what I have come to understand.
It sounds like you have yourself a happy lil critter home! What an absolute joy you must have with all of them! (As an apartment-bound Canadian I am envious)
And yeah, the vet costs for them is wild due to the expansive and specific medical conditions they develop - it absolutely sucks. Thor's situation is a bit more than what most average owners would have to deal with, since they are rescuing the little guys from deaths door more often.
I hope that helps answer some of the questions that came from this!
Ferrets in America live to around 5 years, ferrets in Europe live to around 10 years
@@vladimirstephenson3188 indeed its not mentioned much here but ferrets in America live WAY shorter lives because of luxury breeding methods that basically tainted the entire gene pool of American ferrets, this added with the fact that ferrets are breed for laboratory testing (their physiology is unusually comparable to humans) makes ferrets that live way shorter lives than ones in Europe, this is compounded by the fact that they are considered highly desirable luxury animals with an insane abandonment rate due to how expensive they are to maintain, basically they are treated as living jewelry and were bred for looks and not health and insidious pet mills tend to ignore extreme health conditions leading very painful and short lives riddled with chronic disease.
Thor is attempting to make the largest ferret rescue sanctuary that will not only contribute to the end of these kinds of practices but also to allow these ferrets to have treatment and the dignity of a short but happy life with as little suffering surrounded by friends. It truly is a noble cause and can be supported simply by watching the ferret stream which is honestly so amazing in its own right
Used to have 6 ferrets 2 lived to 9 rest lived between 5 and 8.
Unfortunately, much like chickens, corporatized inhumane American breeding practices have f'd up the ferret population to the point where their average lifespan is much less than in other countries that have them. Like Thor mentioned, they're very popular for use in lab experiments.
Oh hey, CohhCarnage. Love his videos.
I need another display just to watch these channels.
i wish i could talk to him about how he feels about how short a ferrets life span is. I had my first 2 recently pass due to age at 7 years also had the implant thing and another one had to get steriods. Mostly my partners wonderful work. But it was unbelievably sad and then shortly after the one we got with him passed and now I have 1 more that is also currently 7 and it absolutely sucks right now.
Ending of the video answered my question.
Rip Snails. Onion’s probably grieving for her girlfriend.
Very interesting !
Bet hus favorite vtuber is Laimu.
I have met some ferrets. They were nice to me. I knew a rat who would tap my shoulder to get popcorn when watching TV.
Who advertises on the ferret channel?
Thor building a business.
oh yeah, just talk to the head of monetization at Twitch, no big deal XD
Well, when you are in the top revenue producing streams, you tend to be in connection with these kinds of people
Kinda funny that the only thing they should've done to check if you're a fraud is to... actually look at the channel's content.
I don't think that was necessarily gonna solve it. The problem was that the insane growth of this channel that seemingly came out of nowhere triggered all the red flags for view botting. The content of the stream itself is kinda irrelevant at that point.
How does Thor stop the ferrets from breeding? Does he neuter all of one sex when they come into the rescue?
They already come in neutered.
Afaik you cant have unnutered ones in the states but I might be wrong there
Seeing a child and a ferret, both about to die... oh no, the ferret, we got to save it!
Did you just... make up a scenario to get mad at? For what?
Did you just have a dream?
But why..
Why not?
Cuz hes a furry
Must be nice having a halo project to hide behind huh.
What do you mean?
@@actually_tes1Likely upset he doesn't support stop killing games movement in its current vague state that could definitely cause more harm than good.
@@LycorisOni I mean if he'd atleast be vaguely professional about it that'd be one thing. But the completely childish response is what gets me.
ALso this is the second time I felt like he completely lacks any humility. Remember him completely misunderstanding what fomo is?
@@dojelnotmyrealname4018 honestly, no for the 2nd one, not saying he didn't, I just haven't seen it, however if you're willing to tell me what i'd need to look up that'd be neat
Thor's awesome, I wish nothing but the best for him, but this is 100% a tax shelter that let's him live out a dream of playing with 100 ferrets at once
PirateSoftware is a furry so it makes sense wasting up to 10k USD to allow ferrets to live 2 years longer. Yuck
What’s wrong with wanting to help ferrets? They’re just silly little creatures
As he explained they are literally paying for themselves.
@@somenerdonline9627 Weird to prioritize helping ferrets over humans
@@evilleader1991 All veterinarians need to be shut down. You're absolutely right. Also, no pet food. Those resources could go to making human food.
@@TheAzrai But is he a vet though? Seems weird to spend so much money for ferrets specifically. Must be some kind of brain damage.