Today Now!:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

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  • @campbellsoup8798
    @campbellsoup8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9113

    lil man just wants to be a pastry chef

    • @PIZAA133
      @PIZAA133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      I will not let society stop this man from being a pastry chef

    • @jebise6656
      @jebise6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      That doesnt even sound like a bad costume idea

    • @Spikey100000
      @Spikey100000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He sounds like the Mike Teevee from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    • @isobutyl
      @isobutyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sickening

    • @013aanikhfds
      @013aanikhfds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      a reasonable request

  • @melanyerodriguez1313
    @melanyerodriguez1313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15932

    The onion finds the best child actors omfg

    • @vulekv93
      @vulekv93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      That is so true.

    • @boccs9925
      @boccs9925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

      Seriously. Whoever their casting director was they deserved the highest pay possible. Everyone in their videos are so impossibly accurate and believable it's just uncanny.

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      I'm not sure some of those kids were "acting"....

    • @ELgeneral-pl9yg
      @ELgeneral-pl9yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      What are you talking about, this is real

    • @ratrandy7526
      @ratrandy7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      What do you mean actors? It’s real.

  • @Xycron
    @Xycron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7609

    The Onion is perfection

    • @wetbuttery
      @wetbuttery 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      satire at it's finest

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Was. It was perfect.

    • @EmmaHopman
      @EmmaHopman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Succulent Onion

    • @cormaclynch3680
      @cormaclynch3680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh hey, it’s Xycron.

    • @james10739
      @james10739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know about perfection but it's alright

  • @TheAndroidBishop
    @TheAndroidBishop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13299

    "I'm a big ole bear!"
    One slipped through guys.

    • @IntellitechStudios
      @IntellitechStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Garrett Shmerett hes gonna bea furry

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +976

      @@IntellitechStudios I think you don't know much about the gay community and what kind of people are called "bears"

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nice.

    • @memekingdom8973
      @memekingdom8973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@ijemand5672 I don't think he wants to know, and I already know and I never wanted to know.

    • @cld244
      @cld244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      @Jake yes Gay guys who are big and hairy.

  • @realQuestion
    @realQuestion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8851

    The kid who said "I'm a big ol' bear!" really knocked it out of the goddamn park here

    • @michael-h8153
      @michael-h8153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's sad

    • @blake3474
      @blake3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Probably a small female adult in there lol

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It reminded me of a South park episode. Butters said the exact same thing

    • @S3b0rg
      @S3b0rg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I wonder if that was a gay bear joke, gay bears have been a thing since the 90's or something if I recall so it could be.

    • @ALana-wy5ql
      @ALana-wy5ql ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@S3b0rga gay bear? What in the f?

  • @JacobAndrewAndrewScott
    @JacobAndrewAndrewScott 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10187

    Say hello, Travis.
    "Helloo, Traviss" XD SO GOOD!

    • @mrgomelonsolaris
      @mrgomelonsolaris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      th-cam.com/video/qQjOSeVKJjs/w-d-xo.html

    • @goyonman9655
      @goyonman9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Damn

    • @stervenmealey1097
      @stervenmealey1097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@mrgomelonsolaris I thought you were linking another good onion video... how disappointing

    • @kingchirpa
      @kingchirpa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@mrgomelonsolaris It's a shitty song saved you a click

    • @vampirepossum8544
      @vampirepossum8544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kingchirpa thank you

  • @jeffkloster6955
    @jeffkloster6955 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3679

    Just watched this again for the first time in years and just noticed the "tips" along the bottom... "keep your sons hands occupied so he can't clap and squeal".... "give him a firm 'No' to any costume idea he saw on Bravo".... I fell out of my chair laughing all over again.

    • @pkj4173
      @pkj4173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      "Tell your son not to talk to strangers, especially about his gymnastics class"

    • @davidargiro8306
      @davidargiro8306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't think i ever noticed and have watched this several times. Thank you!

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're so.effing.good

  • @mariguana7918
    @mariguana7918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6389

    When the Onion has better child actors than most movies.

    • @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
      @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Because they were just normal well adjusted kids having fun. Not actual child actors.

    • @C.H.V.
      @C.H.V. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats exactly what i was thinking

    • @dominoespizza1756
      @dominoespizza1756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Plot twist they aren't acting

    • @itsalladream5559
      @itsalladream5559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Because they only have to convince you for a couple minutes and not carry a narrative for a whole hour

    • @mariguana7918
      @mariguana7918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@itsalladream5559 Fine, but that won’t make your parents love you.

  • @LordSandwichII
    @LordSandwichII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4959

    Those kids are such good actors! :)

    • @LordSandwichII
      @LordSandwichII 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Coldest Winter
      I don't mean in terms of them being effeminate, but in terms of their reactions to the way they're treated and such.

    • @lmc4964
      @lmc4964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Coldest Winter did any of them turn out straight?

    • @lmc4964
      @lmc4964 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Coldest Winter you always hope for the one, but I guess they are all gay or bisexual and male feminists.

    • @LordSandwichII
      @LordSandwichII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coldest Winter My heart says "doof doof... doof doof..." XD

    • @clucknorris4977
      @clucknorris4977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm not sure Travis is acting.

  • @emawerna
    @emawerna 14 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    I love that she said "It happens sometimes sweetie" after deliberately pouring stuff on his head.

    • @firepowder
      @firepowder ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It teaches them that certain things - ones that would seem, to someone who isn't being conditioned, to be a conscious, cruel, unnecessary decision - are, in their family, a normal involuntary natural response. To that kid, the parent's lack of acknowledgement teaches them that your mom ruining something you care about is the automatic response to exhibiting femininity, like how you learn that if you leave something on the stove the smoke alarm will go off, or if you scare someone who is holding something heavy then they might jump and drop it.

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firepowder you sound like a psychopath haha

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@firepowderI mean yeah

    • @AmbrosiaAddict
      @AmbrosiaAddict ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha all her little seemingly off-the-cuff side comments are hilarious

    • @dustinmylungs
      @dustinmylungs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@firepowder someone has mommy issues

  • @Jamietheroadrunner
    @Jamietheroadrunner 14 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    "Say hello Travis."
    "Helloooooooo Travis!"
    LMFAO! That kid should get an Oscar now!

    • @Eaterofeaterofpies
      @Eaterofeaterofpies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Brilliant

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that kid is getting more than Oscars now 💀

    • @Geuelthefool
      @Geuelthefool ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ​@@alilweeb7684 ayo what you mean by that💀

    • @EmeraldView
      @EmeraldView ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My favorite one

    • @solblackguy
      @solblackguy ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Been marathoning The Onion lately. The child actors were killing it with their delivery and comedic timing.

  • @Grokford
    @Grokford ปีที่แล้ว +461

    This is just barely outside of the reality, my parents would have taken this to heart unironically

  • @customch33s32
    @customch33s32 ปีที่แล้ว +5078

    The casual ways he dropped "faggy acting little boys." was golden 😂

    • @NathanDias0520
      @NathanDias0520 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mowoonsnitz2994
      @mowoonsnitz2994 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      The whole sketch was funny, but yes that line, hilarious.

    • @MayYourGodGoWithYou
      @MayYourGodGoWithYou ปีที่แล้ว

      I get the ''faggy acting little boys'' probably has a different meaning in the US but I'm still seeing images of boys dressed and acting either like smokers or cigarettes (slang for a cigarette being a ''fag''). Absolutely brilliant.

    • @AntoniOrszykowski
      @AntoniOrszykowski ปีที่แล้ว +50

      😂😂😂. It would almost cause criminal chargers in 2023.

    • @robertfoerster566
      @robertfoerster566 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They were masters at being exactly like castors would be.

  • @spaceye
    @spaceye 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2417

    "hello travis"

    • @CreatorsHubCreates
      @CreatorsHubCreates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1.4 THOUSAND likes 5 years ago ABSOLUTELY no comments

    • @r.alexander9075
      @r.alexander9075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CreatorsHubCreates and you ruined it... say hello travis

    • @CreatorsHubCreates
      @CreatorsHubCreates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@r.alexander9075 hello travis

  • @certified1251
    @certified1251 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4401

    An effeminate child being in an animal costume is never a good idea.
    I found that out the hard way

    • @demilembias2527
      @demilembias2527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      This is satire

    • @goyonman9655
      @goyonman9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😲😲😲😲😲

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Unironic overuse of emojis: check

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Certified DAMN.

    • @Me-eb3wv
      @Me-eb3wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      omg now I know what I wanna be for halloween >>>>:3

  • @dvdjkaufmn
    @dvdjkaufmn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    "Otherwise he'll just wind up looking like a stripper"... roflroflrofl

  • @Quisquellano26
    @Quisquellano26 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3646

    (Queeny voice)-"I'ma big ol' bear!"

  • @VivianSpawnxox
    @VivianSpawnxox 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3980

    This is a real issue in Mom groups i belong to, it's terrible.

    • @violeta6846
      @violeta6846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

      VivianSpawn so sad if they let their kids act how they wanted they'd grow up into confident and strong young men instead of ashamed and overcompensating

    • @muratcivelek8918
      @muratcivelek8918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      why not strong wtf

    • @muratcivelek8918
      @muratcivelek8918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      thats stupid you dont have to be masculine to be strong is what i would say but masculinity is normally attributed to strength by the defenition but feminine kids can also be strong in the same way although not as common so grouping em together and saying they cant be strong is dumb. Furthermore her use of strong young men seemed to mean strong personality wise as in confident self-assured and all around secure people and this does not negate the feminine boys as in this way they can also be just as strong as masculine boys and it is foolish to think otherwise or say that they arent strong but something else because they can be strong and might be strong for all we know.

    • @Micho55
      @Micho55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      what the fuck is inherently wrong with being effeminate though? it is not an indicator of weakness or immaturity anymore than rampant machismo is, y'all need to quit bein dicks.

    • @Isoviaergatis
      @Isoviaergatis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Justin Mebes Lol I don't know many "strong" straight kids either.

  • @katiebanning4335
    @katiebanning4335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Travis is a true icon

  • @TAK-yj4hj
    @TAK-yj4hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7608

    > ”Do not choose one that is co-opted by the gay community ”
    > „Im a big ol bear“
    🤔

  • @trimmien2350
    @trimmien2350 6 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Dressing them in a fursuit is huge mistake

    • @samishaniyy
      @samishaniyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Let alone a bear!

    • @YuriG03042
      @YuriG03042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they couldn't have known!

    • @trimmien2350
      @trimmien2350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@YuriG03042 thank you for replying to my comment four years later and reminding me that this beautiful video exists

    • @tomokolovecraft3792
      @tomokolovecraft3792 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@trimmien2350 this is your two month reminder that this video exists.

    • @Hiljaa_
      @Hiljaa_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One year later ​@@trimmien2350

  • @judistench2167
    @judistench2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    ‘Keep your son’s hands occupied so he can’t clap and squeal’. 😂😂😂😂😂
    I love how the ONLY concern is the parents’ potential embarrassment and discomfort

    • @lordgigapiller
      @lordgigapiller ปีที่แล้ว +56

      they're too ahead of the times

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s how it’s always been

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@cara-seyunwell... Do they HAVE to be embarrassing? Can't they just... Tone it down a bit?

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@mr.joshua6818 could you tone it down a bit when you were 8?

    • @mr.joshua6818
      @mr.joshua6818 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cara-seyun i could if my Dad gave me a quick slap.

  • @recalcitrist1
    @recalcitrist1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Lololool.....she called the kid a 'ladyboy.'

    • @joesixpack8166
      @joesixpack8166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      +recalcitrist1
      And he called them "faggy-acting little boys" Hahahaha

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joesixpack8166 he's not wrong though

    • @navreetsingh5707
      @navreetsingh5707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Sumschmuck he was showing mirror to society when the times were hard.
      You can understand this by line
      I want to be a pastry chef but 'she' wouldn't let me. I mean wtf. All top chefs of world are men , so instead it will be better if women also get better representation in it.
      Just denied a profession to a child because ? Some orthodoxy

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@navreetsingh5707 I honestly don't give a shit about what needs representation, I just don't want my son acting like some type of Mary out on Halloween night

    • @navreetsingh5707
      @navreetsingh5707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Sumschmuck well its up to you how you want your son to lead his life. Not upto others, not even your son. Hypothetically speaking, if your son aspire to become a cook , by this logic he would have to become a soldier against his will to satisfy his fathers emotional needs for ?
      Causing stress in his life ? And sending him away from country against his will and returning with ptsd and no pension no skills.
      I am not talking about you in particular.
      Hope your son turns out way you want.
      But parenting experience is different for everybody

  • @thekingslayer2178
    @thekingslayer2178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    This might just be my favorite Onion video. The satire, the jokes, the acting, all absolutely phenomenal. 10/10 satire.

    • @watchingmysunset
      @watchingmysunset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I come back to it regularly

    • @jjmboston5832
      @jjmboston5832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I come back to it, laugh at it, and send it in links to people every year.

    • @annaf3915
      @annaf3915 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same here, and 14 years later I finally have a son who likes to dress up as Elsa. Can't wait for Halloween when he finds out he's going to be a vampire!

  • @AB-zc5ff
    @AB-zc5ff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "I wanted to be a pastry chef but she..." "Oh look at this coo, feature!"
    I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That kid was obviously not a effeminate boy.
      I bet that kid will become the new Gordon Ramsay.

    • @playsomething4029
      @playsomething4029 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂 That part got me

    • @EmeraldView
      @EmeraldView ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lemonbot4906 But he skips and prances. Thankfully the costume prevents it!

  • @playaplaya162
    @playaplaya162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    My favorite one was the Dracula guy when he said “Blah” I lost it 😂😂😂

    • @davidpar2
      @davidpar2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same here. That kid’s acting was perfect

    • @jarrarwinks8470
      @jarrarwinks8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Morbius?

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The way he says “Is a vampire really the right choice here?”

  • @alice20001
    @alice20001 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Hello Travis" in the absolute most perfect effeminate voice. God THESE kids should be in the movies.

  • @QuartzIsAnOxide
    @QuartzIsAnOxide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I was pretty damn effeminate aswell, but what I did was I would go around with a cup of tea everywhere and tell other kids I was british. They immediately understood.

    • @CanadianMonarchist
      @CanadianMonarchist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Englishmen can be pretty macho.

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Now flourish the pinky"
      "Yeeeeeeesssss"

    • @williamrisbridger60
      @williamrisbridger60 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sure, cos James Bond is so effeminate.

    • @lukeflanagan1307
      @lukeflanagan1307 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I thought I wanted to be British for a while; turns out I was just bisexual. Unfortunately I can’t shake the accent…

    • @captain-poppleton
      @captain-poppleton 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "I'm not gay I'm Bri ' ish "

  • @regemo
    @regemo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2297

    This could be on Fox News and look completely normal.

    • @amaz0nsmash
      @amaz0nsmash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      legit came to say this lol

    • @bjehulk
      @bjehulk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You say that like it’s a bad thing

    • @monolithgeometry3221
      @monolithgeometry3221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      CNN's whole network is homosexual so what's it matter. Being gay is all great and good 👌 , until "your" child starts to exhibit the symptoms.....

    • @Hunter12546
      @Hunter12546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No lol CNN more like it

    • @jacobrickayzen2744
      @jacobrickayzen2744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      monolith geometry what do you mean by “your” child? I don’t get it we’re all somebody’s child

  • @alfiona7951
    @alfiona7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Keep your son's hands occupied so he can't clap and squeal" lol

  • @itamarolmert3549
    @itamarolmert3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I legit cried. That's how good these child actors are.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Ben is adorable lol "I guess so..."

    • @PIZAA133
      @PIZAA133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      he just wanna be a pastry chef :(

    • @SillyPuddy2012
      @SillyPuddy2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @bravetherainbow Yeah, I’ll bet you think he’s “adorable”. Keep it in your pants perv.

    • @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
      @fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SillyPuddy2012 careful with the projection there lol

    • @SillyPuddy2012
      @SillyPuddy2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 Recognition and projection are two different things. This is recognition. lol

    • @BaddaBigBoom
      @BaddaBigBoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SillyPuddy2012 'Methinks the lady doth protest too much' comes to mind.

  • @snapura
    @snapura 11 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I'M A BIG OLE BEAR!

  • @driziiD
    @driziiD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "how effective tick-or-treating can feed your entire family for a WEEK..."

  • @DanDann
    @DanDann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    "...you'll find him pirouetting on the front porch with the whole neighborhood watching" 🤣

    • @Alan_Page
      @Alan_Page 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh the worst nightmare.

  • @hookyhook6006
    @hookyhook6006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    This aged like wine. A joke back then; a next-level shitpost today.

    • @Aaron-hq4bu
      @Aaron-hq4bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Real comedy foresees and criticises social change before it even happens.

    • @hookyhook6006
      @hookyhook6006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Aaron-hq4bu Which is why the Onion is great

    • @katarinatomac4376
      @katarinatomac4376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Aaron-hq4bu exactly!! onion was progressive as hell

    • @Totally_eViL
      @Totally_eViL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aaron-hq4bu Next time why don't you learn how to spell that correctly?

    • @sappyscribbles
      @sappyscribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Totally_eViL criticise? like the way most if not all european countries spell it?

  • @Zafaruss
    @Zafaruss ปีที่แล้ว +126

    It’s the way I was a feminine little boy who wore girl Halloween costumes and my name was Travis 💀

  • @soupalex
    @soupalex 13 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "So you're a scary robot, huh!?"
    "I guess so..."

    • @michaelwardle7633
      @michaelwardle7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @NA-AN
      @NA-AN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You can hear the absolute defeat in his voice.

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NA-AN "I wanted to be a pastry chef but she dont..."

  • @matthintz9468
    @matthintz9468 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Yes, well vampires are flashy dressers, but it's all in the service of seducing a 'woman.'" - That was hilarious!

    • @palntyboi
      @palntyboi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The funniest thing is that one of the themes of Dracula is repressed sexuality including homosexuality

    • @XmenSuperfanEmmaFrost
      @XmenSuperfanEmmaFrost 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like all vampires are bisexual

  • @amitthehuman
    @amitthehuman ปีที่แล้ว +198

    People who comment about how "this video wouldn't pass today" are just as bad at understanding satire as people who think this is real.

    • @commandershortsight
      @commandershortsight ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I’m trans and this is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week

    • @jaanth314
      @jaanth314 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I'm a non binary BIPOC otherkin furry and I found this hilarious.

    • @lol.1296
      @lol.1296 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@jaanth314im pissing myself at this😭

    • @HH-zh2os
      @HH-zh2os 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Those are just right wingers who are too afraid to say their "everything is woke" bs. Instead they say everywhere "this wouldn't pass today." Always trying to slip in their right wing alternative reality stuff. They legit believe it because they intentionally brainwashed/damaged themselves watching exclusive right wing media 24/7. They also think peak comedy is Greg Gutfeld.

    • @augustkallas988
      @augustkallas988 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@commandershortsight +1

  • @TheArkman360
    @TheArkman360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I love how people are like "you couldn't make this today/the woke mob would cancel it" when I've seen more comments actually saying that than actually outraged people.

    • @Jerbt
      @Jerbt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They would cancel it because he said the F slur

    • @Fanon1916
      @Fanon1916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      As a person thats been described as "woke" by conservatives i find this extremely funny

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I feel like it show the right message that the parents are trying to push their kid to not be thrmselves. Only problem is the slur near the end. But like 99.9% of the video could be made today

    • @lordgigapiller
      @lordgigapiller ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@magusperde365 yeah no its clearly satirizing people like anti-trans parents who won't let their kids be themselves because it might make them look bad to other conservative parents, the slur is more of a time-piece thing, and even that is being satirized. I haven't seen any comments from braindead conservatives here and it just wouldn't make sense, this is definitely pro-"woke [children being allowed to be themselves]"

    • @nienkeh301
      @nienkeh301 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      People who say that don't seem to understand that the joke is on parents who would want to hide their son's homosexuality

  • @TheOnion
    @TheOnion  11 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    From The Archives: Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
    Subscribe to The Onion's TH-cam Channel: bit.ly/xzrBUA

    • @LouisChemont
      @LouisChemont 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Onion always solving life's toughest problems. Lol

    • @NealCrosson
      @NealCrosson 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An oldie but a goodie!

    • @richardkent2014
      @richardkent2014 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Onion the worst nightmare classic line hahahaha

  • @ncedwards1234
    @ncedwards1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    I was told that I couldn't be a bee for halloween when I was like... idk maybe 12, cause apparently it made me "seem gay." I'm not even gay, just got called feminine by people insecure about their masculinity. Not a "problem" now anyway, but people and their judgments suck.
    Woah, I just realized that this video was BEFORE that happened cause I'm only 19 now.

    • @nacht_owl
      @nacht_owl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      that's messed up, man. i'm sorry

    • @jakobhere620
      @jakobhere620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      One time I was a cat for halloween, and my grandpa said it made me look queer.

    • @AssasC49DT
      @AssasC49DT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@margaretanderson7993 apparently
      More than skeletons and trolls I guess

    • @maximiliankaiser9709
      @maximiliankaiser9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      People and their judgement be suck, I wish people will stop calling every other thing gay/str8

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that sounds pretty gay.

  • @pillarsoflight2607
    @pillarsoflight2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    As a feminine acting child, I've always wanted to be a witch. Now I'm in my late thirties, and nothing's changed...

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Do it 🐈‍⬛

    • @Houndjask
      @Houndjask 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do it!

    • @Heisenberg000.
      @Heisenberg000. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Suchwerewolf how the hell is he going to be a witch in his 30s

    • @Houndjask
      @Houndjask 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Heisenberg000. Anyone can be a witch with the right outfit and mindset. Witches are an inclusive bunch, didn't you know?

    • @Heisenberg000.
      @Heisenberg000. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Houndjask No I’m not too familiar with the witches 😂

  • @Quizoid
    @Quizoid 15 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Like much of the Onion's work, it's based in reality. This is taking a common behavior done amongst traditional parents and putting in this more modern context of a morning show. The result is humorous. I got a little bit of this as a kid, being an effeminate boy; so it's certainly a parody of real life. Once, my father tired to make me switch beds with someone at a summer camp because my bed had pink sheets. Hopefully, it will help some parents realize how silly they are being.

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @ieatcaribou7852
      @ieatcaribou7852 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha, or how utterly ridiculous the kids are being.

    • @Florinrundly
      @Florinrundly ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@ieatcaribou7852 the whole point just flew over your head, you didn't even see it

    • @ianlambert1316
      @ianlambert1316 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Florinrundlyhe is a storm trooper after all they are known to miss things

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a joke about how easy it is to rile up delusional people like you who bought into new age ideas of gender being a social construct.

  • @ZacharyAlexanderGoh
    @ZacharyAlexanderGoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Oh my parents would have loved this. Joking, they think Halloween is demonic.

    • @tubby6007
      @tubby6007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is

    • @avelynn5976
      @avelynn5976 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@tubby6007 good

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    I adore how the Onion was out here sarcastically mocking the conservatives and their weird fixation on forcing gender roles on kids before it was cool

    • @creepykidandinfinitedreams2987
      @creepykidandinfinitedreams2987 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Democrats are doing the same thing. Apparently if a boy plays with dolls they’re apparently trans lol

    • @Sqishypineapple
      @Sqishypineapple ปีที่แล้ว +24

      of course some loser has to involve politics instead of just saying” this was funny”

    • @creepykidandinfinitedreams2987
      @creepykidandinfinitedreams2987 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Sqishypineapple Agreed. I hate politics, it divides a nation against itself even though we’re all Americans and we’re all human.

    • @obscureperfume
      @obscureperfume ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@Sqishypineapple it is quite literally political satire. what the hell did you expect to happen??

    • @cosmicdrinker
      @cosmicdrinker ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ​@@Sqishypineappleabsolutely no thoughts in your head whatsoever lmfao

  • @ConfusedRicky
    @ConfusedRicky 10 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Hello Travis.

  • @dbsk06
    @dbsk06 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Say “Hello,” travis!
    “Hello travis 💅🏻” 😭😭😭

  • @vonstev1668
    @vonstev1668 9 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I'm surprised how many people don't realize the onion is satire.

    • @phuturephunk
      @phuturephunk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      +Steven Anacker I know, right? It's been like 20 years at this point...Still gets people.

    • @saturatedneowax
      @saturatedneowax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nobody thinks this shit is real

    • @cervasfranco
      @cervasfranco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@saturatedneowax You'd be surprised regarding stupid shit that people are willing to believe.

    • @saddaddytentacles9897
      @saddaddytentacles9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Even though it’s satire, it hit too close to home for me. I couldn’t laugh cause its too close to being real 😔

    • @muramasa4209
      @muramasa4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@saddaddytentacles9897 let me guess, ur nice, feminine guy but parents are disappointed in you and are pushing u to behave "like a man".

  • @doughnutzz
    @doughnutzz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This is a classic and never gets old. Mocking mundane TV news talk shows and their ridiculous topics more than anything else.

    • @augustkallas988
      @augustkallas988 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's literally making fun of conservatie parents wdym...

  • @jamesb9652
    @jamesb9652 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I re-watch this about once a year and laught my ass off every time.
    "I'm a big ol' bear..." Genius.

    • @prince.mushroom
      @prince.mushroom ปีที่แล้ว +5

      some people watch Hocus Pocus every Halloween. i watch Hello Travis

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@prince.mushroomextremely neutral comment

  • @pal5683
    @pal5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The worst part is, I never learned how to feed my family through trick or treating OR how to squat in my foreclosed home. Thanks, onion.

  • @quimeau
    @quimeau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At the very end of the segment, there is a title card that says "How to Squat in Your Foreclosed Home" is information that people need today

    • @ScyllasSimp
      @ScyllasSimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was made right after the 2008 recession when the housing market collapsed so it was a relevant joke then too.

  • @christianmccauley7340
    @christianmccauley7340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    That little vampire boy named Christian? Me four 4 Halloween’s in a row, accept I was Edward from twilight and like, super gay.

    • @Alex_4rex
      @Alex_4rex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That kid acted 100% like i would imagine my bf to have acted like as a child, i'll nevr stop bullying him with that lmao

  • @zyxwut321
    @zyxwut321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Wow, made in 2009 and yet it already feels like a century ago.

  • @lucasboden
    @lucasboden 9 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I think this could actually be an episode on the 700 Club.

    • @craigcovey1203
      @craigcovey1203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +charles miller wait, what?

    • @BaddaBigBoom
      @BaddaBigBoom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +charles miller Don't feel bad about yourself - just come out.

    • @lucasboden
      @lucasboden 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      charles miller How is that "beard" working out for you?

  • @sarahglover1262
    @sarahglover1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    When I was 9 I wanted to go as robin hood and my mom made my brother that costume and made me maid marian... Joke's on her I'm gay as hell

    • @bartfart3847
      @bartfart3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so because you are a gay woman you wanted to dress like a man? I don't understand.

    • @sarahglover1262
      @sarahglover1262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@bartfart3847 yes. She was afraid cross dressing would make me gay. But I was still gay in spite of it.

    • @szzk7937
      @szzk7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @dew drop Yes it does. Learn English.

    • @orpheus..
      @orpheus.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@szzk7937 LOL

    • @leojohnson3045
      @leojohnson3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@szzk7937 wrong

  • @revwillyg6450
    @revwillyg6450 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I for real laughed out loud at the kid's "hello, Travis!"

  • @matthewchandler2647
    @matthewchandler2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “Otherwise they’ll just end up looking like a stripper” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @indiebaby
    @indiebaby 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    No way. The Onion does videos! I can't believe I only discovered this now.

    • @narwilliam
      @narwilliam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lux Chevis You've been missing out haha

    • @ramirosan145
      @ramirosan145 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lux Chevis you have hours of catching up to do! sounds fun actually.

    • @indiebaby
      @indiebaby 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ramirosan145
      I have learned of the Seeing Past Hands Foundation. Noble cause, I didn't realize that was such a problem! In other fabulous news, it is now legal to euthanize asshole teenagers.

    • @Alex_4rex
      @Alex_4rex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Took you long enough then

    • @noodlepancak783
      @noodlepancak783 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      as soon as you made that comment they stopped putting out consistent videos

  • @jasonredic9457
    @jasonredic9457 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I wanna be a pastry chef but SHEEEE-" 😂😂😂

  • @ikinglopez749
    @ikinglopez749 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    'A son who skips delicately instead of just walking.' Now, that just sounds delightful.

  • @doubleoof7907
    @doubleoof7907 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    ahh yes, happy fairy or child soldier. the two genders

  • @walexander8378
    @walexander8378 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    They do a great job playing two neurotic, controlling conservatives.

  • @sev6379
    @sev6379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    It's 2019...this needs to be preserved.

    • @noodlepancak783
      @noodlepancak783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's 2020.... this is being preserved by being on youtube.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you mean?

    • @mn7486
      @mn7486 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You people are so stupid, it’s 2022, don’t you have a calendar?

    • @monochromicornthetuna4256
      @monochromicornthetuna4256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2022 now. Hello from the future!

    • @scott2394
      @scott2394 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@monochromicornthetuna4256 Hello 2022. 2023 called

  • @seraphimwolf238
    @seraphimwolf238 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that this showed up in my recommended feed in October is perfection.

  • @henrydurocher7443
    @henrydurocher7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The kids are great but the adults are amazing actors too. I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face. “Especially when you’re losing control of the situation…”

  • @Fstop313
    @Fstop313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    God the acting in these things is always top notch

  • @ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708
    @ariadnegmusdaedaloximo708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    How trick or treating can feed your entire family. For a week! 😂

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1. kidnap trick-or-treating children
      2. dinner is served

    • @tomlawson4713
      @tomlawson4713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Butt Why?? I needed that laugh, thank you

  • @alaskaag881
    @alaskaag881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Why does this have the same exact energy as ‘But I’m a Cheerleader’

    • @Laura18288
      @Laura18288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      holy crap yes

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 11 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Actually, I've met people who are really like this. The only exception being that they generally wouldn't say "gay" around the kids for fear that that would make them gay.
    And yes, they are as obnoxious and douchy as these two pretend to be.

    • @21stcenturycunt89
      @21stcenturycunt89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah that's literally just my mom

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@21stcenturycunt89how did the robot suit work out?

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do they say "rich" a lot to make them rich.

    • @slavishentity6705
      @slavishentity6705 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MrCmon113That would be stereotypical american behaviour

    • @Li-Fu7
      @Li-Fu7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would not doubt that most Americans are still homophobic. Plenty of people will say they support gay rights, but then the moment their child comes out as gay, they freak out. They'll always frame it as if they're concerned about their child's future, but it's always this fear of the community's judgement towards them as parents. Certainly it's in decline, but this skit captures that tendency perfectly.

  • @dilibau
    @dilibau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "-Say hello Travis
    -Hello Travis..."
    🤭

  • @bonezillion
    @bonezillion 14 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Still Up Next: How to Squat In Your Foreclosed Home"
    I can't stop laughing.

  • @Daslikdj
    @Daslikdj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    14 years later and nothings changed.

    • @bobbyologun1517
      @bobbyologun1517 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      amen

    • @Wcnmb1314
      @Wcnmb1314 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even the last part, CBS had a piece on how to use feed your family with Costco free samples

  • @8016jman
    @8016jman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    For anyone offended by this, I hope you realize that it seems quite apparent, at least to me, that this is meant to poke fun at homophobic people, not gay people.

    • @Killerjosh89
      @Killerjosh89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's quite the opposite. It's poking fun at homophobic people. Funny how people don't understand that.

    • @hollywoodguy70
      @hollywoodguy70 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ugly Coyote that's what Jordan just said

    • @8016jman
      @8016jman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I could be wrong, but I think Coyote was just agreeing with me by reiterating.

    • @TAZZ307
      @TAZZ307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ugly Coyote People don't understand it because it is done in poor taste. Additionally the homophobes are watching this laughing at these young kids... clearly regardless of intent, the message is unclear, if people don't understand it... with so many people taking it wrong, the problem is with the message, not the people watching it.

    • @vonstev1668
      @vonstev1668 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jacob Parks It was a jab at both.

  • @kaffir76
    @kaffir76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:04 hello Travis 😂😂

  • @samwinchester7844
    @samwinchester7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    1:10 "Be careful not to choose one that's been co-opted by the gay community like a fireman, a cop, a cowboy.
    Otherwise, they will just end up looking like a STRIPPER"

  • @tinytrtle5681
    @tinytrtle5681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "be very careful not to choose one that's been coopted by the gay community"
    Afraid you failed with the soldier costume.

  • @scotth5088
    @scotth5088 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Oh man, I just realized the soldier is the sewing machine kid from curb

    • @bobbyologun1517
      @bobbyologun1517 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      bruh

    • @Wcnmb1314
      @Wcnmb1314 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Straight and up and down

  • @horselozer
    @horselozer 14 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    haha im gay & this brought back memories. i'm glad my parents didn't see this when i was growing up because they would have actually used this stuff lol. I think if you force your kid to be something they dont want to be its cruel on your part & they won't thank you & some might hate you. I can't help but to point out that it is PERFECTLY FINE for a girl to be a tom-boy but god forbid a boy showing even the slightest act of his feminine side. If kids are gay from the start you cant change them!!

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does a child show a sex drive when he or she doesn't have one yet?

    • @burneyarts
      @burneyarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@scottdoesntmatter4409 who said anything about sex drive???

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@burneyarts That's how you know who you are sexually attracted to. That's called "logic", try to keep up.

    • @burneyarts
      @burneyarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@scottdoesntmatter4409 they’re talking about not suppressing more “feminine” forms of expression.

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@burneyarts but note, that's not what andy c is talking about. You can't be "gay from the start".

  • @omnimobius
    @omnimobius ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Tell your son not to talk to strangers, especially about his gymnastics class."
    Could actually be okay advice for this age group.

  • @corahelseth8684
    @corahelseth8684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The sad thing is some people actually think this way

    • @chcikety
      @chcikety 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They do just look at the comments... and they're stupid enough to think this video supports them too!

    • @jonathanmcvay4499
      @jonathanmcvay4499 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Even more sad is some of us actually lived it.

  • @EmeraldView
    @EmeraldView ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The soldier costume isn't really helping Travis. 😄

  • @liger411
    @liger411 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This is Travis say hello Travis!
    Travis: Hello Travis ;)
    lmao

  • @sigur95
    @sigur95 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As a young gay boy embarking on his first halloween outing, I insisted that I wanted to be a witch, and I got my way. This hits home, lmao.

  • @stickshaka
    @stickshaka 15 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What the robot kid says is the best, it sounds candid rather than scripted.

  • @agravemisunderstanding9668
    @agravemisunderstanding9668 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's kind of scary how accurate this is, to modern day conservative madness

    • @waytoobiased
      @waytoobiased ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bold of you to assume conservative moral panic is new

  • @DrewsTurbo
    @DrewsTurbo 13 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I'm gay and nearly fell out of my chair laughing during this :D

  • @michaeliannotti3922
    @michaeliannotti3922 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Hello Travis”

  • @liamball3641
    @liamball3641 11 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Travis has a gun and a threatening knife..." LOL

  • @JohnWilliams-bb8gs
    @JohnWilliams-bb8gs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Watching this is a Halloween tradition!

  • @jaydentillery
    @jaydentillery ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Bro this is unironically what conservatives do nowadays. It’s not even satire

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hence the satire

    • @jaydentillery
      @jaydentillery ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quantumblauthor7300 I don’t think you know the definition of satire

    • @jbern2185
      @jbern2185 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's like a Mom's for Liberty video for people who follow them.

    • @Dolphinboi
      @Dolphinboi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Would it also be ok for the onion to use the r slur in one of their satirical videos? They used the r slur in this video

    • @jbern2185
      @jbern2185 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Dolphinboi
      What does R stand for? Joe Rogan? Cause That guy's pretty dumb!

  • @Capszuleh
    @Capszuleh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That last line aged like fine wine

  • @EarthAngel504
    @EarthAngel504 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I nearly screamed laughing when the gay vampire kids came you ans said "Blaaahh" in the most feminine way.

  • @Bettinasisrg
    @Bettinasisrg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Try to avoid a costume that has been co-opted by the gay community fireman, policeman et cetera otherwise he'll end up just looking like a stripper" HAHAHAHA! Best delivery ever!

    • @MrCph2200
      @MrCph2200 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m a big ol’ bear

  • @tomcruise1492
    @tomcruise1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    again, aged like wine

  • @mahmoudramzy4878
    @mahmoudramzy4878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Keep your son's hands occupied so he can't clap and squeal."

  • @MisterWhatWhat
    @MisterWhatWhat 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Ugh I wish my parents would have seen this when I was a kid. My candy was stolen from me every year until I learned how to fight back after my 24th birthday.